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Speaker 5: Yeah, Joy.

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Speaker 2: Show?

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Speaker 7: Love?

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Speaker 8: You got turn?

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Speaker 3: Well, I can't.

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Speaker 1: I got to turn the mouth turn. You probably got

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Speaker 1: Come out? You think that, Ah, I sure will. Good

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Speaker 1: morning everybody.

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Speaker 9: You're listening to the voice, come on, dig me now,

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Speaker 9: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.

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Speaker 1: I want to share something with you this morning.

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Speaker 9: In order for God to bless you, you have to

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Speaker 9: you have to have something you know and and and

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Speaker 9: that means I guess, I guess what I'm saying is

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Speaker 9: God can only bless you by your faith and your effort.

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Speaker 9: That's the only way He can bless you, by your

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Speaker 9: faith and your effort. Now, because of his grace, he

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Speaker 9: gives us so many things that we don't even we

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Speaker 9: don't ask for, we don't thank him for.

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Speaker 1: You know, we don't even have on the list.

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Speaker 9: Oftentimes, you know many of us have health. We never

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Speaker 9: thank him for it. We get another opportunity to wake

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Speaker 9: up the next day. We never thank him for it.

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Speaker 9: We take so many small things because of his grace,

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Speaker 9: we just take for granted, like it's just supposed to

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Speaker 9: what all this wonderful things he does us and he

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Speaker 9: blesses us even far beyond our wildest dreams. I'm talking

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Speaker 9: us confiding or conferring in him, he still watches over

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Speaker 9: up watches over us. I'm talking to all of us now.

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Speaker 9: Here is what you get blessed on through your faith

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Speaker 9: and your efforts. I mean, he really gives you give

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Speaker 9: him something to work with. This what I'm saying, He's

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Speaker 9: gonna do certain things for us automatically because he just

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Speaker 9: Things for us that we take so for granted that

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Speaker 9: a lot of people are not experiencing because the day

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Speaker 9: time is up or whatever. I don't know the reason,

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Speaker 9: but whatever the case, but he does so many things

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Speaker 1: Imagine what could happen to you if you just gave

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Speaker 9: Suppose this idea that's been burning on the inside of you.

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Speaker 9: Suppose you just started it today and don't wait to

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Speaker 9: It cripples so many people because they think of how

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Speaker 9: they don't know nobody and they credit bad, so they stopped.

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Speaker 9: What would happen had you ever thought if you just

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Speaker 9: the next step, that that thing called faith, the belief

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Speaker 9: in things that you cannot see. Suppose you just started

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Speaker 9: If you just started, man, you would then give God

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Speaker 9: say to me all the time, man, man, Steve, it

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Speaker 9: I just lose the fear of failing, and I start.

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Speaker 9: I don't know how to do all of this. Come on, Man,

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Speaker 1: I'd have just looked at them like they was crazy.

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Speaker 9: It's not that I didn't have the faith, it's just

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Speaker 9: I didn't open myself up to what God had for me.

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Speaker 1: But you got to start something. You got to give God.

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Speaker 9: Something to put his finger on that might's touched where

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Speaker 1: You got to let your imagination go.

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Speaker 9: You got to let your imagination fly as wild as

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Speaker 9: it can fly without being constricted by the confines of

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Speaker 9: what your degree say. You got to let your imagination

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Speaker 9: got to seek understanding. Man, read Proverbs. Proverbs is a

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Speaker 9: great book to start with out. You know, I guess

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Speaker 9: it's probably some better places to start.

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Speaker 9: Proverbs was to start for me, the book of wisdom

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Speaker 9: me become fairly successful. Proverbs teaches you everything you need

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Speaker 9: Oh and did I mention, don't forget to pray and

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Speaker 9: then take the idea, the business, the journey you want

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Speaker 9: you can you design the business card? Can you make

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Speaker 1: Simplify it? What can I do now? I can't figure

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Speaker 9: Do the part you can do, but start, man, Just

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Speaker 9: Why won't you start that your imagination? Go open it up.

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Speaker 9: You know, if you can't imagine, god show can Einstein

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Speaker 9: said it one time, he said that imagination is everything.

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Speaker 9: It's the preview to life's coming attractions? Oh is that crazy?

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Speaker 9: Is that crazy? Do you know that everything we do

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Speaker 9: if somebody laughed at them. Man, I'm gonna make a

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Speaker 9: somebody sat up there and looked at that moon and said, Man,

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Speaker 9: one day, I'm going to the moon. He talking about going.

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Speaker 1: To the moon.

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Speaker 9: They take people to the moon all the time. Imagination

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Speaker 9: is everything. It's the preview to life's coming attractions. Or

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Speaker 9: What's your coming attractions? I'm so grateful I change mine.

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Speaker 9: Oh I see being because I see God.

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Speaker 10: Come on, y'all, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Let me have your undivided attention. This is a new day.

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Speaker 1: We in a new year.

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Speaker 9: We got a new chance, This a new shot, This

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Speaker 9: is a new beginning. This is a day of affirmation.

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Speaker 9: This is a time for gratitude, attitude, and altitude, ladies

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Speaker 9: and gentlemen. This is Steve hard Morning. Sure anybody playing

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Speaker 9: with y'all. Y'all need to get your mind right, man,

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Speaker 9: wrap your mind around this thing. Man, stop looking at

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Speaker 9: You could have believed there's something right going on in

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Speaker 9: Anyway, boy, watch what happened to you. I'm just telling

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Speaker 9: you what I know. These ain't no guessing, I ain't

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Speaker 9: positive thinking, the power of meditation, and the power of prayer.

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Speaker 1: Ain't nothing bigger, ain't nothing bigger.

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Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Morning Show shirtar strawberry color for real, Mouth

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Speaker 9: of the South, the legend that is Nephew Tommy and

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Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody, Come on morning morn. Yes it's Friday.

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Speaker 9: Though it's Friday, Friday, boy, boy, Classic Radio.

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Speaker 1: Freedom, Oh my god, Freedom classic Radio.

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Speaker 1: Want to Freedom Friday. For those of you that weren't

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Speaker 9: Was on certain fridays, I would call it Freedom Friday.

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Speaker 9: I would play anything I wanted to play. Music wise,

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Speaker 9: a Steve Harvey jam session. Sometimes me and Paula would

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Speaker 11: In my life and time. This song a lot of

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Speaker 11: songs I've made some man rhys.

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Speaker 1: You know something man?

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Speaker 9: When that song when Temptations redid that song and they

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Speaker 9: for You was the name of the album.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I remember I used.

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Speaker 1: To stand in that mirror. Man. My father would go

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Speaker 9: I just always thought somebody would be watching me when

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Speaker 9: Good morning, Happy New Year from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 12: All right, and it's time now to start your morning

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Speaker 1: What you got for is neft CPS? Oh yah, protective

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Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to speak to the man at

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Speaker 7: How you doing, sir? All right? Who's this? My name

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Speaker 7: is Mark, Mark? Giving you a call actually from Child

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Speaker 4: Uh that's it's my girl. But saying their last name.

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Speaker 7: And uh really what's going on here, uh Jason, is

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Speaker 4: Ain't nobody not taking care of the kids. I don't

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Speaker 7: No, I'm not. Actually that leads me to something else.

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Speaker 4: That's like, I don't talk like that around my kids.

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Speaker 7: You're here, you are saying it. Now, you're cursing.

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Speaker 4: Now I'm cussing to you. But I don't cuss them

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Speaker 7: Sir, let me, let me, let me bring this to

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna keep it real with you now. I've been

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Speaker 4: First of all, I don't appreciate you calling me like this.

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Speaker 4: The first three those ain't mine. They dad live up

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Speaker 7: I'm coming to get all five children. Sir, listen to this.

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Speaker 7: I have to bring all five children. And that's just

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Speaker 7: that's my assignment. That's what has to be done.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let me can check this out, assignment my if

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Speaker 4: keep playing myself. Man. I do what I'm supposed to

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Speaker 7: I'm taking all five children. Are you hearing me?

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Speaker 4: Hey? Check this out? Are you listening to me? Of

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Speaker 7: You better not be calling me with that, sir. I'm

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Speaker 4: time you coming down here? That's some real gases bringing

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Speaker 7: I don't want any problems. I'm letting you know that.

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Speaker 4: No problem is my four o'clock show up at four o'clock.

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Speaker 4: Huh get four o'clock. Ain't nothing else to talk about?

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Speaker 7: Now? Tell there is there is.

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Speaker 4: I want you to have all the kids things packed.

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Speaker 4: Anybody listen, don't talk about it, be about it. Okay,

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Speaker 4: don't talk about me no more?

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Speaker 7: Be about it.

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Speaker 4: Four o'clock. You're gonna have a life. Skit all over

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Speaker 7: So I got I got one more thing I need

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Speaker 4: I don't want to hear that four a crop.

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Speaker 7: So I got one more thing I want to say

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Speaker 4: Four o'clock. Say it, man, five o'clock. That's what I

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Speaker 7: But I got one more thing to say to you.

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Speaker 7: Can I say it?

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Speaker 4: Say it? Say it?

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Speaker 7: This is nephew Tomy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 7: You just got prank, baby, You just got pranked by

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Speaker 4: Man listen, hey, listen. I'm gonna tell you, Hey, your

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Speaker 4: Y'all playing games with me. Got these kids over here

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Speaker 4: struggling like excuse me?

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Speaker 7: I mean I heard it.

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Speaker 4: Be glad you share it? You you you was a nephew.

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Speaker 4: Tell me because somebody pulls up there at four o'clock,

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Speaker 7: Man, I gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest

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Speaker 9: It's a trap question? So if you need space, then

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Speaker 12: the sweet things that I've always done for her aren't

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00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 12: good enough?

445
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:50,719
Speaker 4: Now?

446
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 10: Would I be wrong to give her a reality check?

447
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,399
Speaker 9: Well, bro, I don't understand what you're saying, because the

448
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,640
Speaker 9: sweet things you used to do for her the only

449
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,680
Speaker 9: thing you told us y'all had sex in the car.

450
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 9: Now she wants to be a socialite, but you still

451
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 9: won't have sex in the car for.

452
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:10,199
Speaker 7: Ye.

453
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 1: So so what did you saying? Brother?

454
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 7: Y'all?

455
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,639
Speaker 1: Y'all drive down to the socialite ball.

456
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 7: For you go in.

457
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,680
Speaker 1: You knock it out of the car right quick before

458
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 1: you go in. She don't want to do that. I

459
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 1: don't really know what you're saying, bro, because I don't.

460
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:26,400
Speaker 9: You didn't give us no example of all the kind

461
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 9: little things you've done for You made one statement, we

462
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,920
Speaker 9: used to have sex in the car for we got married.

463
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 9: Now we're mad. She want to be a social a LIKEE.

464
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 9: Now she don't want to do She don't appreciate the

465
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,120
Speaker 9: little things I've done for her. So I'm just assuming

466
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 9: she done took sex in the car off the table?

467
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 7: You just.

468
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: Now no oh oh oh now she boogy now oh,

469
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 1: Now you don't want to get you don't want to

470
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,640
Speaker 1: get rolled over in the car.

471
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:52,160
Speaker 11: No more?

472
00:24:52,640 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh you acting brand new now, I be all right.

473
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 1: Well it's sound right, bro. Next on's you. Moving on

474
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 1: to Marlee and the d m V.

475
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 12: Marley writes, my husband stayed out all night Saturday night

476
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 12: and he said he was in a casino and lost

477
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 12: track of time. I tried to go off on him,

478
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 12: and he turned it around on me, saying I should

479
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 12: have called and checked on him.

480
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 10: Does he have a valid point or is this a

481
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 10: cover up?

482
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 1: Absolutely? He has a valid point. Absolutely.

483
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 9: First of all, there are no clocks in the casino nowhere.

484
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,639
Speaker 9: You can lose track of time in the casino. I

485
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 9: have done it many times and then call.

486
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 1: Call for what you Okay, Yeah, you should have called

487
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: and checked on me. Wasn't no car. You ain't on

488
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: me to call.

489
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 9: I'm gambling. I'm trying to change your circumstances. I'm out

490
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 9: here trying to crack the bed and you.

491
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,679
Speaker 1: Sitting up in here dog and me because I'm here

492
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 1: trying to handle beers and stuff. Bru ibby. Yeah, he

493
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,160
Speaker 1: has a valid point.

494
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 9: And you know what, if you're not gonna check on him,

495
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 9: you can't expect him to call and he was in

496
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 9: a casino and he lost track of time. That sounds

497
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 9: very very valid to me. Plus you have no proof

498
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 9: of anything else happening. Are you now your little mind

499
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 9: and playing tricks on you?

500
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,919
Speaker 10: Here we go last one, Steve. This is from Trina

501
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 10: and Phoenix.

502
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 12: Trina says, I met a man online eight months ago

503
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 12: and he's tired of our long distance relationship. I suggested

504
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 12: he moved to Phoenix and he said there aren't enough

505
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 12: black people here. That's that's a dumb excuse to me.

506
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 12: But why hasn't he asked me to move to Atlanta?

507
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 1: Well, you got two things working here.

508
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 9: He is absolutely correct that he not coming out to

509
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,679
Speaker 9: Phoenix cause ain't enough black people out that that's one

510
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 9: of the major reasons I'm not going to ever move

511
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 9: to Phoenix. And I'm not going to a state that

512
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 9: fights against the day off a holiday. That's racism at

513
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 9: a whole nother level. So I had he has a

514
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 9: valid point. There are not enough black people in Phoenix,

515
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 9: and the reason you ain't coming to Atlanta is because

516
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 9: there's too many black people in Atlanta.

517
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:30,880
Speaker 1: Is one more y'all? He fooled. He full of Atlanta.

518
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 7: Boy.

519
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 9: You saw he online dating too, girl. I told him

520
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,919
Speaker 9: to come to Phoenix. He tied a relationship, but now

521
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 9: he said, see but see, lady, guess what. You're not

522
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 9: listening to what he said. He said he tied oft

523
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 9: a long this relationship. He ain't saying he wanted to

524
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 9: close the gap. All he told you was he tired

525
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,719
Speaker 9: of the long just relationship. You suggested he moved to Phoenix.

526
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 9: He say, ain't enough black people like that. Now you

527
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 9: want to know why he ain't asked you moved to

528
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 9: Atlanta because he tied at the long this is relationship.

529
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 9: And guess who the relationship with?

530
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 4: You?

531
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: See why why y'all don't read the whole message. The

532
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: reason he's not asking you to come to Atlanta because

533
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 1: he tied at the long this is relationship. That's well said.

534
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 1: I'm tired of you, just a nice way of saying

535
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: it is that what it is? You know me, and

536
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,159
Speaker 1: you know me, and you know we avoid You know

537
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: how we really got to be the bad guy night, Julie,

538
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: pay attention to me.

539
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 10: I pay attention to that, all right, pay.

540
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 9: Attention to see how he did it. I'm tired this long,

541
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 9: this relationship, you move the fingers. Ain't enough black people?

542
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 9: Well okay, then.

543
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: All right, all right, Well.

544
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 15: Mister Steve Arbin Martin show Man, if he was going

545
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 15: to commit a robbery, who would you do with Shirley

546
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 15: a caller?

547
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: How would you Why we're.

548
00:28:54,040 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 9: Here, Colin, hands down, We stopped ask this question. Sully

549
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 9: got cut problem. First of all, she don't cuss. Now,

550
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 9: how we gonna get everybody in the flow at the robbery?

551
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 9: And you don't want to cuss at the.

552
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 10: Mind guys, we need everyone to get on the floor.

553
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 9: No, see, you need somebody to cuss. That's how you

554
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 9: get them in the floor. That's the first problem.

555
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 4: Yeah.

556
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: Secondly, when I hollered, yeah, bote it down.

557
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 9: Yeah, then here comes the correction, Steve, it's everyone Okay,

558
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 9: Now we got another problem.

559
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: Then number three, she's scary. Yeah, it's just a real

560
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: scary person. And then she bugy she all at the

561
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: robbery with heels on and stuff, got a mid drift

562
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: top on and all this heit. What is you doing crop?

563
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 7: Yeah?

564
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't though.

565
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 9: I need calling somebody in. There's gonna be hood. And

566
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 9: then the last thing, sure too, honest, Yes it was

567
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 9: us what we don't have video.

568
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: It's okay, it was us. I cannot lie. Yeah, call

569
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: it be in the line.

570
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 9: Got a mask on and thrust everybody out, shot somebody

571
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 9: in the leg.

572
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: We're gonna come out of that, was it? You know

573
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: that's her favorite word, allegedly, don't tell the truth up

574
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: right after?

575
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:37,239
Speaker 8: All?

576
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 10: Right, So I have a question for you guys, Steve.

577
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 12: You know, we just had big holidays, big family, traditional

578
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 12: holidays like we do for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Maybe not

579
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 12: as big as in the past, but still people over

580
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 12: the house. So here's a question. What do you say

581
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,959
Speaker 12: to let your company know that you're ready for them

582
00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 12: to leave the house? Yeah, really saying that you're ready

583
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 12: for them to leave?

584
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's it, Younger. Going on to night,

585
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: I do like the club? Do I start diming lights

586
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: that last call? Yeah, I start dialming lights and cutting

587
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,959
Speaker 1: music off. We're going in this year. We're gonna let

588
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: you know it's a difference going on.

589
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

590
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve is pretty direct.

591
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 9: You don't have to he direct. Yes, I go to

592
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 9: the cot closet. Next thing, you know, you see me.

593
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,959
Speaker 9: I just got a handful of jackets. Hey, which one

594
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 9: of these yours?

595
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 11: Dog.

596
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: He did get in get into ben.

597
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 8: What he did that in New York when we steve

598
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 8: when we were the New York remember that, Timmy, he

599
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 8: was a hard party. You wanted us to come over

600
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 8: then just we thought we were having a good time

601
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 8: playing cards. He just went to the coat closet and

602
00:31:59,080 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 8: just started throwing us coke.

603
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: What with Jackie George time jack Okay, cool, that's the

604
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: best way to do it, you know. He said, y'all finished,

605
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: and he was picking up our plates. And then that's

606
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: around the table just hey, you know hey.

607
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 9: And then you know, once people see other people start

608
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 9: putting their jacket on, you know, it kind of kind

609
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 9: of it gets contagious.

610
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: You did have to go. I was trying to be

611
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: kind to you.

612
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 9: Shurey, get on out now because you stay up in here,

613
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 9: and tell you right now, tell me what about. Ain't

614
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 9: no free morning coffee up in here, so you need

615
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 9: your coat, Shirley to get your coat.

616
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 1: Call this child, let's go, let's go, let's get on

617
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: out of here. He let's wrap this up.

618
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 9: Tell you right now, ain't no free cups of coffee

619
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 9: in the morning up in there. This ain't comfident in

620
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 9: what you're doing. If you drink your coffee in the

621
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 9: morning and here you're gonna work for it. All right,

622
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 9: let's go.

623
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: You had heard it, You got it? Look up of coffee.

624
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: Don't be up in here. You're gonna need on all

625
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: kind of stuff in the morning. Can just get out

626
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: a mess?

627
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 9: Get your coat, baby. I respect y'all too much. Come on,

628
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 9: get your coat. And now I got too much respect

629
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 9: for you. Come on, ladies, let's get your coat. Because

630
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 9: you're up in this apartment at one am. I'm telling

631
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 9: you right now, there's some stuff that go down up here.

632
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 9: Come on, let's go. Let's get your jackets home. I'll

633
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 9: respect you too much. Please get out for one am, please, please.

634
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 12: So here's a question for you, guys. How attractive or

635
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 12: handsome are you really? A new survey from super drug

636
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 12: Online Doctor found on average, men rate themselves a five

637
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 12: point nine on an overall attractiveness scale of one to ten.

638
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 12: Only forty two percent of men are happy with their looks.

639
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 12: Some other interesting findings of the survey are this, men

640
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 12: think the ideal height is six feet and the perfect

641
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 12: weight is around one hundred and sixty eight pounds.

642
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: One hundred and sixty eight six freet what.

643
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 10: You went to weight? Tell me when to hyde?

644
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 1: Okay, I ain't none of this right, Wait a minute,

645
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: six feet, one hundred and sixty eight pounds. That's guineas

646
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: all get out. That's the perfect one. Nobody want to

647
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: weigh on one sixty eight. That's hungry. That's what that is.

648
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 1: You know, if I weighed one hundred and sixty eight pounds,

649
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: how all you see?

650
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,800
Speaker 3: Six two one sixty eight? Ain't no long I'd actually

651
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 3: try to whip you one to sixty eight. I went

652
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 3: to actually try, and.

653
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:40,359
Speaker 1: You probably could. I have to run the weak.

654
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 9: But let's get out of this, this number out of

655
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 9: it like I would. On the scale of one to ten,

656
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 9: I think I'm reading by like a six or six

657
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 9: point two.

658
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 12: Okay, that was right in that average five. That's why

659
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 12: I you know, junior, what about you on a scale?

660
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 15: I just want to thank the study for the point

661
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:03,359
Speaker 15: now because I was fast? Oh okay about a fast?

662
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 9: What's on the scale of one to ten where most

663
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 9: men find themselves the average man says five point nine?

664
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, so I said it was six sixteen.

665
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Speaker 9: I'm six two all the way around, six two in

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Speaker 9: high six two in looks on the scale of one

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Speaker 9: to ten.

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Speaker 10: Okay, what about your junior?

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Speaker 15: I thought I just about a five, you know, but

670
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Speaker 15: they gave me point nine, just the average I'll take.

671
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Speaker 1: They gave you. Don't have to take that point now.

672
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Speaker 1: All right on back to that side where you're healing.

673
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Speaker 12: All right, let's get to it. Let's get to the

674
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Speaker 12: Netflix scale of one to ten. How do you rate yourself.

675
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Speaker 1: Nine point eight?

676
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 3: The hell, man, Jesus, you got all the hookliness out

677
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Speaker 3: the wait shure, I'm nine point and you've got to

678
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Speaker 3: be kidding.

679
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Speaker 1: The last time I know who I am.

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Speaker 10: Nine point you're confident.

681
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Speaker 1: I'm comfortable with me. I'm nine point eight. We're talking

682
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: you probably about like a two. There ain't no two.

683
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 1: But okay, Charley calling, Well, where where I'm at? Not

684
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 1: nine point eight?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I think you're with the other guys.

686
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:16,439
Speaker 1: I think, yes, I ain't with them, these two people

687
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Speaker 1: that think they know they.

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Speaker 15: No, no, no, no, we're not thinking.

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Speaker 1: I think really our number is our heighten how I'm

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Speaker 1: five so five tea five four? I'm not I'm not.

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Speaker 2: About it.

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Speaker 1: I'll be honest. Okay, honestly, you're looking at right now?

693
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: What you're looking at and I'm just gonna do this

694
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Speaker 1: because he's my nephew family. Oh, I'm getting the current

695
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: of the package at him, the whole package. Well, he

696
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: lose something in height because the average man think the

697
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Speaker 1: idea height at six. So he lose he two inches

698
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Speaker 1: off that, and so he.

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Speaker 10: Got to be on the five can a scale of

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Speaker 10: one to ten.

701
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Speaker 9: I'm on scale of one to ten in terms of looks.

702
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 9: He about a six. All I'm talking about broke, it's hot.

703
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 9: I'm talking about a hard six. I'm talking about creeping in.

704
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,919
Speaker 9: I'm talking about like somebody said five eight, that would

705
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Speaker 9: be a debate.

706
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Speaker 10: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

707
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Speaker 8: Nothing's worse than pets bouncing on and off your bed

708
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Speaker 8: on cold nights, waking you.

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Speaker 1: Up every time.

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Speaker 1: It is time now for a round of would you rather?

719
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Speaker 3: There?

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Speaker 12: Would you rather, guys? Would you rather have a driver

721
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 12: with very bad breath? Or would you rather your driver

722
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 12: drive like a maniac?

723
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Speaker 4: Oh?

724
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 15: Well, which were wearing masks? So I just take the

725
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 15: drive with the band brod we still wearing Yeah.

726
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to drive kill me. No, No, we're

727
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 1: gonna deal with bro. We're gonna let that winder down though,

728
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: he's gonna have to let that window down. Grab with a.

729
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 9: Dude breath, so Brad. It was coming through the the divide. Man,

730
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 9: I was trying to close up the little money tray

731
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 9: I was. I was looking for duct tape. I was

732
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 9: trying to seal the cracks if I had some conking

733
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Speaker 9: I just.

734
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Speaker 1: I was looking for that. I had took my jacket.

735
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Speaker 9: Off and packed it in the crack between I want

736
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Speaker 9: to see. I was trying to shut off all ventilation.

737
00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 9: I was sitting back there, man, I ain't have on nothing, but.

738
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: I took all my clothes and packed it in cracks,

739
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: just trying to stop this. What is she doing up there?

740
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 7: All right?

741
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: Would you rather?

742
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 10: Would you rather curse really loud.

743
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 12: When you see a beautiful woman, or would you rather

744
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,959
Speaker 12: cry softly when you saw a beautiful woman?

745
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: Which I did both of them on sight. Yeah, I've

746
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:39,919
Speaker 1: done both. Yeah, we've all done both, right there, all

747
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 1: of that? Yeah, then i've done what? Yeah that whimpering?

748
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Speaker 7: All right?

749
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 10: Would you rather.

750
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Speaker 1: You ever read a real fine chicken? Walked up to

751
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: her and tried to say some to it, and she said,

752
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 1: excuse me, you're you're not my whoa?

753
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 10: Yeah, like the lady who says I don't like your feature.

754
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 9: Lady told me she said, I can't go with you

755
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,760
Speaker 9: to the junior prom because I don't like your facial feature.

756
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 10: Your facial feature.

757
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Speaker 1: It's nineteen seventy one, and they really came out with

758
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: planning sub surgery right now, I got it. I thing

759
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: I can do about this right now? Nor I haven't

760
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 1: heard of boatox yet?

761
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Speaker 7: All right?

762
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Speaker 12: Last one, would you rather a totally silent sex partner?

763
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 10: Or would you rather one that talks the whole time?

764
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 10: The entire time?

765
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, you can be quiet. You ain't got said, you

766
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 9: ain't got to give me no notifications or nothing. I'm fine,

767
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Speaker 9: I know what I'm not.

768
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Speaker 1: Yeah, neither one of them bother me. I'm trying to

769
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 1: get a rhythm going here?

770
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Speaker 4: What is all this.

771
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: Instruction booklet?

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Speaker 15: Now?

773
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Speaker 1: I want to do this, now, I want you to

774
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 1: do this? What good morning? Is your man? Steve Harvey

775
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 1: and my New Year's resolutions off the same as they

776
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Speaker 1: been all year long.

777
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Speaker 9: That ain't your business. Happy New Year, y'all from the

778
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Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Keep your resolutions to yourself. A

779
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 9: lot of haters out there, don't let them shake your baby.

780
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 10: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

781
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 12: All right, guys, it is time once again for comedy

782
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Speaker 12: rulelett Anthony Brown.

783
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 16: Very easy. Take three subjects, put them on a wheel.

784
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 16: Spend the wheel wedstop. We'll make it funny with professionals.

785
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 16: Watch us do it. We do it all the time.

786
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Speaker 12: Come on the subject new year's resolutions that you will

787
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 12: not keep all of them? And then the last one.

788
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,760
Speaker 12: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

789
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Speaker 10: They dot dot dot dot uh huh spend we.

790
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: Splun it noning, nothing's gonna worry. You're right, spun it

791
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Speaker 1: bnet monet Let.

792
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Speaker 10: Stop it stopped on one. A relative got so drunk

793
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Speaker 10: for New Year's Eve.

794
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Speaker 16: They come on, Jay, all right, here we go. Huffer

795
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Speaker 16: earl got so drunk for New Year's Eve. He pete

796
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Speaker 16: and dirty clothes.

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Speaker 1: Heaper, Oh wow, well they dirty though they dirty?

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Speaker 7: I mean, you know.

799
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Speaker 1: They don't get washed anyway.

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Speaker 10: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve they jr.

801
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Speaker 1: Ain't Barbara, don't make what sleeepy tato past no more?

802
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 1: They give it the family.

803
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Speaker 10: All right, Tommy, your relative got so drunk for New

804
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Speaker 10: Year's Eve.

805
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Speaker 1: They you had sex with pain't thelma? Wow? Mood was up?

806
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Speaker 7: All right?

807
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: Come on, king.

808
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 10: A relative got so drunk for New Year's eve Day.

809
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 9: Instead of leading everybody in the old lang's eye, he

810
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 9: led everybody with the national anthems.

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Speaker 10: That's true, all right. A relative got so drunk for

812
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Speaker 10: New Year's eve Day.

813
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Speaker 16: She got in a fight with it in the wheelchair,

814
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 16: and the wheelchair lady whooped her.

815
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Speaker 10: A relative got so drunk for New Year's eve Day.

816
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,439
Speaker 17: We looked at the window and saw Uncle Carr under

817
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 17: the tree drinking with the dog.

818
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Speaker 1: That's good company, though, that's good company.

819
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Speaker 10: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve day.

820
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Speaker 1: So I doing the countdown. Just start taking clothes off.

821
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Speaker 3: Ten nine ain't bra pannies fox, everything was naked by

822
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Speaker 3: we got by the time we got the one.

823
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Uncle Herman.

824
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Speaker 4: All right.

825
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 10: Stephen relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

826
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Speaker 9: They that he slapped his uncle because he never believed

827
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Speaker 9: he was blind.

828
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Speaker 1: Sitting over the line ups all this shine.

829
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Speaker 10: Relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

830
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Speaker 16: Bay, Uncle Earl been down the time shoe and everybody

831
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Speaker 16: sow he had on.

832
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Speaker 18: My thumb a thumb, whoa, whoa, so drunk uncle Uncle Ernestein.

833
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Speaker 10: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

834
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Speaker 17: They we watched Uncle Larry drop his dishes into china.

835
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Speaker 1: What the hell?

836
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 10: Relatively got so drunk for New Year's Eve?

837
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Speaker 3: Bay number two in the living room, flow right, God,

838
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Speaker 3: I couldn't hold it.

839
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Speaker 1: I couldn't hold it. I couldn't hold it.

840
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Speaker 12: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve, closing

841
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Speaker 12: out jeems.

842
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Speaker 1: Please he told his boss he had feelings for his wife.

843
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Speaker 4: Was lit.

844
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Speaker 1: That let me.

845
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Speaker 12: I never have said, all right, nephew, tell me thanks

846
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Speaker 12: guys as always, nephew tell me.

847
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Speaker 10: Has a prank phone call coming up right after this?

848
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Speaker 1: Lots people, This is Kirk Franklin.

849
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Speaker 10: Hey, this is Shaka Kahan.

850
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Speaker 1: What's going on? This is your boy Kevin Hart. Hey,

851
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: this is Chloe Kardashian. This is your boy Chris Brown

852
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: with the big Snoop Dog.

853
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 12: This came to call.

854
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 1: This is your boy sand the Entertainer.

855
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Speaker 12: This is Yo, Linda Adams.

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Speaker 1: Less up, It's DJ Cavin And you're listening to Steve

857
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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. There's morning shows, and there's the Greatest

858
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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Another one.

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Speaker 10: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up

860
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Speaker 10: at the top of the hour.

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Speaker 12: Right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today,

862
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 12: and the subject is what's.

863
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Speaker 10: So darn funny? We'll find out.

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Speaker 12: We'll get into it in just a bit, because right

865
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Speaker 12: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 10: What you got for his neft for today?

867
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Speaker 1: What just went on in a lot of houses? Oh really,

868
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Speaker 1: this went on?

869
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Speaker 3: This happened because you know, everybody bringing them this pot,

870
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 3: that pot, the pot looks you know how it goes,

871
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 3: And it happened in my house. And I'm tired of this.

872
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 3: This is my last one. But this right here is

873
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Speaker 3: the pot. Look Bad pot Love. That's the title, Bad

874
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 3: Pot Love. Okay, Okay, I know y'all has to be

875
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 3: brains stuff. Y'all houses just trifling. Okay, I'm not gonna

876
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 3: say nothing, but I shouldn't want to say something. I

877
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 3: know my wife listens.

878
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 1: But your cousin can't bring no peach cab no more

879
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 1: and put some blueberries in it. She can't do that. No,

880
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go and see it. She can't do

881
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 1: it no more. Okay, you can't bring no greens and

882
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: then have some kind of meat in it that ain't

883
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,359
Speaker 1: turkey and we don't know what that is. You can't

884
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: do that no more to us. Some assaustionment in the greens.

885
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: What you're doing? You cannot experiment on big holidays? All right?

886
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 1: This is bad potlu let's go cat Thom.

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00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, I'm suying to flying a heap.

888
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 2: Excuse me what you say?

889
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 4: I'm trying to reach a heap?

890
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 1: How are you?

891
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 7: Okay?

892
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 4: Listen, I got your love from uh from Lowist. Look

893
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 4: that's my mama. I'm my Reeche. I'm lowest oldest son.

894
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 2: Now wait wait, excuse me?

895
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 4: Lois?

896
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 2: Who's lowis.

897
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:11,320
Speaker 4: Lewis?

898
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 7: Yes?

899
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, hi, how are you?

900
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:14,439
Speaker 7: I'm good?

901
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 19: You?

902
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:18,280
Speaker 4: You you you you was at at Mama Deane's house

903
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 4: on New Year's Day. Yes, yes, everybody was there. Okay

904
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 4: when I got when I got there, you was gone.

905
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 4: But what I'm what I'm calling a boy? Is you

906
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,479
Speaker 4: the one made the black eyed peas? Right? I did?

907
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 4: You enjoyed them?

908
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 7: No?

909
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 4: I enjoyed the mother thing. That's why I'm calling. Let

910
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 4: me say this here.

911
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 7: Let me say this.

912
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 4: No, no, no, comehead work.

913
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 2: You can't talk to me like this.

914
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 4: Don't do that, don't do that.

915
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:45,840
Speaker 2: Say whatever you got to say, but please don't.

916
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 4: Curse that me.

917
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 19: Don't go to dinner your mother. Things got my jacked

918
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 19: up and I didn't have to go down to the

919
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 19: doctor to get my stomach pumped. I ain't got no insurance,

920
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 19: none of this.

921
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 4: You know this, this, this did have messed up for

922
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 4: the last week. Number for the loanss to tell you exactly?

923
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 2: You know how is okay? First of all, okay, I

924
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,479
Speaker 2: told you I'm at work, I'm around all these white people.

925
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 2: I can't talk to you the way I want to

926
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 2: talk to you.

927
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 7: But let me just tell you this.

928
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 2: Don't call me with the dump. First of all, it

929
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 2: was a whole bunch of food there. How do you

930
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 2: know how can you single out my beans that made

931
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 2: you sit with all that got food there. You're not

932
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:30,320
Speaker 2: gonna blame me.

933
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 4: You get out of here, mam Mama Bean said you

934
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 4: was the one that made deface you.

935
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 2: Don't give a Mama Bean said it was all this

936
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,320
Speaker 2: food there, and you're gonna single out my beans. Nobody

937
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 2: else complained, you know what the day's date is, okay,

938
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 2: and not one other person called me about them beans,

939
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,879
Speaker 2: and by the as a matter of fact, other people

940
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 2: were complimenting me. So for you to call me with

941
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,400
Speaker 2: the dumb all late and wrong, going to blame me,

942
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 2: probably because you need a doctor's appointment. You should have

943
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 2: got Obamacare when it was available to you and how

944
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 2: you want call me?

945
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 4: But no, no, no, no, no, no no.

946
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 2: So you could tell whatever you try to.

947
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 4: Blame on somebody, you're trying to blame somebody else's food.

948
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 4: Joe things my stomach up. And that's what the that's

949
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 4: what it falls down to. And at the end of

950
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 4: the day, you're friendly.

951
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,879
Speaker 1: Can miss it? Bill?

952
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 2: You know the hell I hate what doctor Bill? You

953
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 2: said you don't have a short so how does the

954
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 2: hell did you have to swallow? And shot?

955
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 4: I had to play out my pocket to get my

956
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:27,760
Speaker 4: stomach pumped.

957
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,760
Speaker 2: Okay, well taken care of if you paid out your pocket,

958
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 2: that means the bill is things.

959
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 4: So you can get you gonna reimburse me.

960
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 5: No, I'm not going to reimburse you with okay. In fact,

961
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 5: I got more beans for you since you got a

962
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 5: problem with them. I got a whole bowl for you. Okay,

963
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 5: how about because you fullish? So it's that made you

964
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 5: that's good for you.

965
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:50,279
Speaker 4: Hey, look, look, I'm gonna tell you this here right now. Uh,

966
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 4: the bill was four hundred and seventy two dollars. I

967
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 4: need four hundred seventy two, four hundred and seventy two

968
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 4: dollars for your bulley things.

969
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 2: No, right, no, no, no, you're not getting it no

970
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 2: money from me. And I need to go because I

971
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 2: got work to do.

972
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 4: I don't know what you got to do.

973
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 2: Spend it off the time on the phone talk about

974
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 2: some bean with all that food. So the rice didn't

975
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 2: do it, the meat didn't do it. They had some

976
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 2: mother gravy. Gravy always people up that.

977
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 4: Didn't do it.

978
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 2: You wanna sing about my beans got out of here?

979
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 4: Don't be calling me with this dumb you know what?

980
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 2: Now tell me who gave me your number? Because I

981
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 2: don't even know you. I do know your mom.

982
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,919
Speaker 4: I'm Mama Bean gave me your number.

983
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 2: I called Mama Dean passing out numbers. Well, I'm gonna

984
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,919
Speaker 2: call Mama Dean and I'm gonna see if anybody else

985
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,720
Speaker 2: got sick, which I know they didn't because it's fullish.

986
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna call her see if anybody got sick.

987
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 2: How about we do it that way. And also I'm

988
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 2: gonna call your mother. Okay, I'm gonna call miss Lewis

989
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 2: and see why her dead son is calling me on

990
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,399
Speaker 2: the phone. Because this is something broke. I'm getting stick

991
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 2: and side of this phone call. And nothing was wrong

992
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 2: with my beans. If anything something wrong with you, and

993
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 2: so take a accident, clear your ouse and keep it.

994
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 4: The flood of gonna get off my c Okay, okay, okay,

995
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 4: they say they say Tommy had some problem with the

996
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 4: bees too.

997
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 2: Tom First of all, I don't even know no God, Tommy,

998
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 2: I barely know your mom. I just know her by face.

999
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,759
Speaker 2: I don't even know her know her. So Tommy Hugh,

1000
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,479
Speaker 2: I'm calling Mamma Dean. She ain't got no bodness giving

1001
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 2: my mo number to nobody.

1002
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,800
Speaker 4: This is what what you want me to tell Tommy.

1003
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,280
Speaker 2: I've just told you I don't know anybody named Tommy.

1004
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 2: So you can tell them whatever you want to tell them.

1005
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:34,879
Speaker 2: And if you kind of gain other people who want

1006
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 2: to jump away your side, it's not gonna happen because

1007
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 2: nobody complained about the beans. Give me give me another name,

1008
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 2: because Tommy wasn't there. I know just about everybody that

1009
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 2: was there wasn't nobody named Tommy there.

1010
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so you're gonna say you tell me, nephew,

1011
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 4: Tommy wasn't there. What nephew tell me? This is new

1012
00:52:55,960 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 4: from Steve Harvey mor Than Shoe Heather. You just are

1013
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 4: you crazy? Your cousin f got me to brank phone call.

1014
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 2: You people walking by me looking at me because I'm

1015
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:14,720
Speaker 2: walking again, blighting problem.

1016
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:15,320
Speaker 4: You tell me?

1017
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 7: Are you crazy?

1018
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 5: So good?

1019
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 4: Oh man, you got me. You got me wanting to

1020
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 4: taste your black eyed t baby. Okay, oh good?

1021
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 2: Nobody could come. I'm sitting here like, come on, ain't

1022
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 2: get these people fack, you aren't gonna get no money.

1023
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 4: Show me this baby, tell me this. What is the

1024
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 4: Baddest the Baddest Radio show? In the land. Oh but

1025
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 4: you know it.

1026
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 2: But you know it's Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1027
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is great. Keep cooking your bad baby.

1028
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 2: You are all right, thank you.

1029
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 4: New Year.

1030
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 7: All right, that's the new year.

1031
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 4: And next year I probably pop up in mamma ten house.

1032
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,840
Speaker 4: Here you are welcome. Acow.

1033
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 3: We're gonna stop all this this bad pot Look, we're

1034
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 3: gonna stop it. We're gonna stop bringing these potluck thing.

1035
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 9: Food police, Well, we need food police. You know what

1036
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 9: happened in my house. You know it's been doing keto

1037
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 9: low carbs. Just decided, you know, enjoying my day. So

1038
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 9: I let gold and had three sweet potato pies.

1039
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 1: I said, okay, so when I get through on my

1040
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 1: chill and give me a big hunk of sweet potato pie.

1041
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:37,760
Speaker 1: Do you know they ate all three of them sweet

1042
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,399
Speaker 1: potato pie before you got the dog. I went over

1043
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 1: there and Margie said, you didn't get no pie. I

1044
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 1: said no, I was waiting because after the game.

1045
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 4: I was.

1046
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 9: They ate all three of them sweet potato pie. The kids,

1047
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,800
Speaker 9: the kids, the grandparents, their friends.

1048
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 1: I walked in the kitchen, I looked at everybody. I'm different.

1049
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,320
Speaker 3: I get mad at my wife at that point, Have

1050
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 3: me some foods outside, take care of me.

1051
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. First, my toe was very nice. Have me

1052
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:11,640
Speaker 1: some food?

1053
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, if you don't, Mary, if you have me

1054
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 3: a plate set aside, I'm not gonna eat these large,

1055
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,399
Speaker 3: gigantic places and everybody are eating.

1056
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,359
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. What if she put your

1057
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: plate aside and somebody eat it?

1058
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 4: Now?

1059
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: You that came to my house stealing? All right?

1060
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 10: Well, thank you.

1061
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: Nephew for that.

1062
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 10: Good luck in your marriage.

1063
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:38,359
Speaker 3: All right?

1064
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 10: Coming up, strawberry letter subject? What is so darn funny?

1065
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:43,759
Speaker 10: We'll find out right after this.

1066
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:47,439
Speaker 8: Nothing's worse than Pet's bouncing on and off your bed

1067
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:51,400
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1068
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1069
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1070
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Speaker 8: undisturbed rest.

1071
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Speaker 1: Mattress firms once.

1072
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Speaker 8: A year's sale and clearance and save up to five

1073
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Speaker 8: hundred dollars on select and repeeding mattresses with next day.

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1076
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 10: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1077
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 12: Time Now for today's Strawberry Letter and if you need

1078
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 12: advice on relationships, dating, works, sex, parenting, and more. Please

1079
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 12: submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and

1080
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 12: click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter.

1081
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 10: This could be your letter. We could be reading it

1082
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 10: live on the air. You never know it could be yours.

1083
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 10: So write us, Okay, So write us right now.

1084
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 1: Buck love you hold on tight. We got it for you.

1085
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 1: Here it is Strawberry Letter.

1086
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,880
Speaker 10: Thank you, nephew. Subject, what's so darn funny?

1087
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 1: Okay?

1088
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 12: Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married for eighteen years and

1089
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 12: I'm dating a younger lady on the side. I know

1090
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 12: what you're thinking, but my wife stopped having sex with

1091
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,359
Speaker 12: me two years ago, and she got smart during an

1092
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 12: argument and told me I could do whatever I needed

1093
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 12: to do on the side because she didn't want me anymore.

1094
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 12: It hurt like heck, but I moved on and met

1095
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 12: someone new. My side chick is married, but she and

1096
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 12: her husband have been living apart for four years. I'm

1097
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 12: fifty five and my girlfriend is thirty five. She's tall

1098
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 12: and thick with a tiny waist. It was love at

1099
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 12: first sight and I wanted nothing more than to make

1100
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 12: her mind. We didn't rush into sex because I haven't

1101
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 12: been with another woman since I met my wife twenty

1102
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:45,920
Speaker 12: two years ago. When we finally had sex recently, I

1103
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 12: admitted I was nervous. She thought it was sweet, and

1104
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 12: she jokingly said she'd take good care of me. When

1105
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 12: I kissed her neck, she giggled. When I rubbed her skin,

1106
00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 12: she giggled. Every new position she giggled. I thought I

1107
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 12: was showing out, but every few seconds she giggled. I

1108
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 12: looked down at her. She had tears in her eyes

1109
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 12: from all the laughing. I asked her what was so

1110
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 12: darned funny, and she said she can tell I have

1111
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 12: been married a long time. I was offended, but I

1112
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 12: played it off and I let her take control. I

1113
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 12: wasn't expecting what came next, and she had me holding

1114
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 12: on for dear life.

1115
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 10: I got caught up in.

1116
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 12: Her long legs and couldn't breathe at one point. Since

1117
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 12: that night, she's been teasing me about wanting more. I

1118
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 12: don't have the confidence to do it again. Am I

1119
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 12: out of my league here? Or should I keep trying?

1120
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 12: M Okay, let me get this straight. Let me just

1121
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 12: get this straight. For a second, you were asking, you

1122
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 12: are asking Steve and I to help you be a

1123
00:58:55,160 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 12: better lover for your side piece. Okay, I mean, is

1124
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 12: it over between you and your wife? I guess according

1125
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 12: to you, it is, But you guys did try to

1126
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 12: make it. You didn't try to make it work anymore

1127
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 12: after this, right because your wife practically gave you away

1128
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 12: when she said she didn't want you anymore and for

1129
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 12: you to do whatever you needed to do on the

1130
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 12: side that was like a permanent hall pass. I'm sure

1131
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 12: that hurt, like you said it did, and it's been

1132
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 12: two years. So what I don't get is why you

1133
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 12: guys didn't just get a divorce. I mean, do you

1134
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 12: still do things together? You just don't have sex. It

1135
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 12: sounds pretty complicated. You're legally married but living single, and

1136
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 12: this sounds like it's working for you. I mean, you

1137
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:41,560
Speaker 12: must have some sort of understanding or arrangement going on here,

1138
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 12: and your girlfriend must too.

1139
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1140
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 12: Anyway, fast forward to the side piece. You may not

1141
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 12: have a confidence to do it again, but she sure

1142
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 12: wants you to do it again. She wants you to

1143
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 12: do it again with her, so that should get your

1144
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 12: self esteem your confidence up a bit, right, she crush

1145
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,120
Speaker 12: your ego with all the giggles and everything, but she

1146
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 12: didn't stop. She didn't leave you, she didn't make fun

1147
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:07,760
Speaker 12: of you. She didn't even tell you to go back

1148
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 12: to your wife. So she's obvious. She obviously likes something

1149
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 12: about you, and maybe she can teach you a few things.

1150
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,439
Speaker 12: So now the balls in your court?

1151
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 10: What are you gonna do? Steve Woo.

1152
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 1: Girl?

1153
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 9: This letter here? What is something funny? Well, I'm the

1154
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 9: man for this letter right here. Nice try Shirley, good

1155
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 9: Christian answers. He ain't what this letter is about. This

1156
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 9: ain't about no can you image workout? Could y'all talk

1157
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 9: it through? Do y'all still do things together? That is

1158
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 9: not what this is about at all. I have found

1159
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 9: the secret in this letter. The subject is what is

1160
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 9: so funny? That's what this letter about. The hell you

1161
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 9: laughing at? That's what the letter is about. I'm in

1162
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:00,440
Speaker 9: here with all, I'm giving it all I get. The

1163
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 9: hell is so funny. So now let's talk about this

1164
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 9: because here what happened? This man been married for eighteen years,

1165
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 9: you dating this younger girl on the side, you know,

1166
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 9: and he's gonna talk to try to. I know you

1167
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 9: know what you're thinking. But my wife stopped having sex

1168
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 9: with me three years ago. She got smart than the argument,

1169
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 9: told me I could do whatever I need to do

1170
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 9: on the side because she ain't want me no more. Okay,

1171
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 9: now I'm gonna show you something. It hurt like hell,

1172
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 9: but I move on and I met somebody knew my

1173
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 9: side chick is married. Now this is critical information now,

1174
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 9: but she and her husband have been living apart for

1175
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 9: four years. So now let's do the math.

1176
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:45,440
Speaker 1: Here.

1177
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 9: Here's a man been married eighteen years. His wife told

1178
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 9: him two years ago she ain't want to have SEXU

1179
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 9: with y. No, he told him to get something on

1180
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 9: the side, go do what he.

1181
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:52,600
Speaker 1: Want to do.

1182
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 9: He meets a side chick that what that is married,

1183
01:01:56,560 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 9: but has been living apart from her man for years.

1184
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 9: I'm fifty five, my girlfriend thirty five. She tall and

1185
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 9: thick with the tiny waist. Love at first sight.

1186
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 1: I wanted nothing more to make her mind.

1187
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 9: She ain't rushing in sex because I hadn't been seeing

1188
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:14,160
Speaker 9: a woman since I met my wife twenty two years ago.

1189
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 1: Another key piece of information. Here we go.

1190
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 9: When we finally had sex recently, I admitted I was nervous.

1191
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 9: When we finally had sex, I was nervous. She thought

1192
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 9: it was sweet, and she said jokely, she'd take good.

1193
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:27,640
Speaker 1: Call me.

1194
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:31,840
Speaker 9: That's a warning. That wasn't Actually, that was a warning.

1195
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 9: When I kissed her neck, she giggled. When I rubbed

1196
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:42,560
Speaker 9: her skin, she giggled. Every new position she giggled. I

1197
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 9: thought I was showing out, but every few seconds she giggled.

1198
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:48,280
Speaker 9: I looked down at her.

1199
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 1: She had tears in her eyes from all in laughing.

1200
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 1: I asked her, what was so funny?

1201
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:59,919
Speaker 10: Hold on thought, Hold that thought, Steve.

1202
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 12: I we'll have part two of your response coming up

1203
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 12: in twenty three minutes after the hour. You're gonna find

1204
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 12: out what's so darn funny when we come back.

1205
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:14,560
Speaker 10: Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1206
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,720
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1207
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1208
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1209
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1210
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1211
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1212
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,640
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1213
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:42,600
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1214
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1215
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:47,120
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1216
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,200
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1217
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:51,360
Speaker 12: All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.

1218
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:54,240
Speaker 12: The subject is what's so darn funny?

1219
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:55,320
Speaker 1: Now?

1220
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,920
Speaker 9: I've never taken this long down in the letter. I'm

1221
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 9: three fourths through with the leavel before I have made

1222
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:03,840
Speaker 9: a point. But let me just do a recap so

1223
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:07,080
Speaker 9: you can understand this. Fifty five year old man's dating

1224
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 9: a thirty three year old chick on the side from

1225
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,680
Speaker 9: his wife, who he's been married to eighteen years, but

1226
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 9: for the past two years they haven't had sex.

1227
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: She told him go do what he wants. She don't

1228
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:19,040
Speaker 1: want him anymore.

1229
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 9: The side chick has been slipping separate from her husband,

1230
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:30,320
Speaker 9: separated for four years. He met her, long legs, small waist,

1231
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 9: pretty face, fell in love at first sight, wanted her,

1232
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:38,440
Speaker 9: but he hadn't had sex with another woman in eighteen

1233
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:39,600
Speaker 9: twenty two years.

1234
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:42,880
Speaker 1: She said, it's okay, I take care of you.

1235
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:47,000
Speaker 9: I considered at a warning, but he don't know that

1236
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 9: because he ain't been with nobody else in twenty two years.

1237
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:53,120
Speaker 1: He kissed on her Next she started laughing. He rubbed

1238
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:56,400
Speaker 1: her skin, she started laughing, touch her feet, laughing. Every

1239
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 1: time they flipped to a new position, she laughing. He

1240
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:00,240
Speaker 1: looked down.

1241
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 9: She got tears in her eyes from all the laughing.

1242
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:07,280
Speaker 9: I asked her what was so funny? And she could

1243
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,480
Speaker 9: say it, she said, I can tell you been married

1244
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:12,160
Speaker 9: a long time. Well, the question of the letter is

1245
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:17,160
Speaker 9: what is so funny? And the answer you, yo, ask

1246
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:20,960
Speaker 9: what she laughing at? I tell you what's so funny.

1247
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:24,920
Speaker 9: First of all, that's why your wife told you she

1248
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 9: laughing at your little sex moves, and she laughing at

1249
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,640
Speaker 9: all the little stuff you trying. That's why your wife

1250
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:33,600
Speaker 9: told you two years ago, don't touch her no more.

1251
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:35,840
Speaker 9: And you can go do what you wanna do, because

1252
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:38,240
Speaker 9: your things frying. No bacon up in here like I

1253
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:41,000
Speaker 9: like mine extra crispy, and you in here serving up

1254
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,200
Speaker 9: all the wrong bacon.

1255
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 1: Your grease ain't even hot. So now then she'd have

1256
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:45,760
Speaker 1: put you out.

1257
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 9: Now you gotta look at who you're dating, this woman

1258
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,240
Speaker 9: that don't put this thing on you, And you don't

1259
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:53,040
Speaker 9: know what to do now, you said in the letter,

1260
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,200
Speaker 9: I was offended and played it off, and I let

1261
01:05:56,240 --> 01:06:00,040
Speaker 9: her take control. I wasn't expecting what came next, and

1262
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 9: me holding on for dear life. I got caught up

1263
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:04,840
Speaker 9: in her long legs and couldn't breathe at one point.

1264
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 9: Now won't know what happened right there. That's why she

1265
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 9: been separated for four years, because she too much. You'd

1266
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:16,600
Speaker 9: too much for one man, but not enough for two.

1267
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:20,080
Speaker 9: That's a beer with her song. She in her bone,

1268
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,520
Speaker 9: crushing me, walking them up.

1269
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:28,720
Speaker 1: Break it off. You getting stuff happening to you you

1270
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:33,000
Speaker 1: ain't never had before. You scared you in that scared

1271
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 1: she and that too much she over experienced.

1272
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:39,160
Speaker 9: That's why her husband that left her for four years.

1273
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:42,800
Speaker 9: He's somewhere trying to pull hisself together. Your wife don't

1274
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:46,120
Speaker 9: want you because you don't know what you're doing. You

1275
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:48,080
Speaker 9: fifty five. I don't know what made you think you

1276
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,520
Speaker 9: could do this, thirty five year old girl. Your wife

1277
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:52,600
Speaker 9: didn't want it no more. She don't want it now.

1278
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:53,760
Speaker 9: This is what this letter is about.

1279
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:54,080
Speaker 7: Dog.

1280
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:58,040
Speaker 1: So now listen to me. You said.

1281
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,320
Speaker 9: Since that night, she's been to me about wanting more.

1282
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:04,480
Speaker 9: I don't have the confidence to do it again. And

1283
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:07,240
Speaker 9: I'm am I out of my lead here? Or should

1284
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:12,520
Speaker 9: I keep trying. No, brother, way out your lead you

1285
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:15,600
Speaker 9: the bit off molding. You can shoot and you can't

1286
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:18,439
Speaker 9: shoot baby girl because baby girl is a man either.

1287
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:24,320
Speaker 9: She's a man eater. Yeah see, they wrote songs about

1288
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:27,800
Speaker 9: everything back then. You did in love with a man eater.

1289
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:33,120
Speaker 9: And you ain't got nothing to eat cause your is inadequate.

1290
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:35,120
Speaker 1: You sitting you can't?

1291
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:37,440
Speaker 9: Are you all that old baby kissing on the neck?

1292
01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:40,640
Speaker 9: She don't want that rub in her skin? Her uh

1293
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:44,640
Speaker 9: flip over and watch this. You let her take control.

1294
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 9: She locked your mucky up. You didn't know what the hell.

1295
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:53,000
Speaker 9: I can't read what you're doing me.

1296
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,280
Speaker 1: This is too much. Let it go, stop letting her go,

1297
01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:01,880
Speaker 1: let me go. Shut your Yeah, now, listen to me.

1298
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 1: This is not gonna work out for you. Dog. You

1299
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:07,479
Speaker 1: need to stop this right now. Now. What you're gonna

1300
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:10,520
Speaker 1: have to do is you're gonna have to do some practicing.

1301
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:12,360
Speaker 1: But you're fifty five.

1302
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,640
Speaker 9: You ain't got any tank what you have, so now

1303
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:19,519
Speaker 9: you gotta do selective practicing. That's something I read a

1304
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:23,440
Speaker 9: long time ago that a man has a certain amount

1305
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:30,200
Speaker 9: of pleasure explosions, let's call it, uh huh in his

1306
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:35,360
Speaker 9: lifetime at fifty five, you are on the cusp of

1307
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:42,200
Speaker 9: running a little low on the number you got left,

1308
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:50,080
Speaker 9: so you need to be most selective. The man eater

1309
01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:53,760
Speaker 9: is gonna snatch yours from you, and you ain't gonna

1310
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:55,360
Speaker 9: have none left you already.

1311
01:08:55,520 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 1: Sorry, the two women you've been with laughing.

1312
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,920
Speaker 9: Your wife then told you to get somebody on the

1313
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,280
Speaker 9: side because she don't even want it no more. And

1314
01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:09,599
Speaker 9: not a man eater that ate you up one time

1315
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:13,639
Speaker 9: and said let's just try it again, and you ain't

1316
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:14,519
Speaker 9: got to comfort this.

1317
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:15,320
Speaker 7: What is he?

1318
01:09:15,479 --> 01:09:21,120
Speaker 1: And what is she doing? She's doing everything, She's doing everything.

1319
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:22,240
Speaker 1: He ain't doing nothing right.

1320
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:26,160
Speaker 9: He in the corner, scared, He trimmling, shook the blanket

1321
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Speaker 9: over in the corner and pulled it over his little

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01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:30,240
Speaker 9: neked body, just sucking his thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 12: Boast your comments on Today Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey

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Speaker 12: FM on.

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Speaker 1: Instagram, out the bathroom.

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Speaker 10: And check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.

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Speaker 1: Steve Harbin Martin, So man, the most.

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Speaker 10: Important lesson you learned, Steve from your parents that.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't supposed to be here.

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01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:57,000
Speaker 9: Look at her constantly told me that my mama had

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Speaker 9: me at forty two. I was talking to my father

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01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:00,840
Speaker 9: one time, said, day, I need to talk to you.

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01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:02,080
Speaker 9: Say you can go ahead and talk to me, but

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Speaker 9: you do know Union supposed.

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Speaker 1: To be here after you.

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Speaker 8: Hey, it's Carla Ferroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside.

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Speaker 12: Risky fitness, all right, that's what we're calling this. Did

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01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:50,960
Speaker 12: your significant other join a gym as part of their

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Speaker 12: New Year's resolution? Be careful because, according to sex expert

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Speaker 12: Jessica Leoni, the gym is a hotbed bid for affairs,

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Speaker 12: especially in the month of January when so many people

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Speaker 12: are signing up for gym memberships. Leoni said went on

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Speaker 12: to say research shows that testosterone can spike up for

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Speaker 12: up to an hour after heading to the gym. This

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Speaker 12: behavior can have an extraordinary effect on your sex drive,

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Speaker 12: and that's why Jim's are a hot bed for affairs

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Speaker 12: seekers this month, she says people should become suspicious if

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Speaker 12: their partner suddenly becomes obsessed with the gym.

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Speaker 1: And is spending a lot of time there.

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Speaker 10: Okay, so here's the question.

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Speaker 1: So we know you guys.

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Speaker 9: Okay, so jed, we're gonna forget the fact that they

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Speaker 9: might be trying to get in shape. Yes, yeah, telling

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01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:50,320
Speaker 9: you right now. By Fellas. Before she read this right here,

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Speaker 9: Homan wrote this article, go ahead.

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Speaker 1: About it.

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Speaker 12: So has working out had a bad effect on your

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01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:01,320
Speaker 12: sex drive? Are you in a food after your workouts?

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Speaker 12: You know you do cold plunge, Steve Cardios, Tommy, you

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01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:07,960
Speaker 12: run junior lift weights. So what's the story?

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Speaker 1: You guys?

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Speaker 3: Ain't nothing sure I wanted before I run, when I

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01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:14,320
Speaker 3: get through Ruddy, when I.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not what I want it. So if I

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Speaker 1: can get it, it's the question. It's not us.

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Speaker 3: I start putting an appointments and now you're doing anything

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Speaker 3: Next Wednesday?

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01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:25,679
Speaker 1: You got a boocket in Vain or anything?

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Speaker 3: Next wedding? Can I get thirty minutes of your time?

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna hold you. I done

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01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:32,280
Speaker 3: worked out, I done been so as hell and still

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01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:32,800
Speaker 3: tried it.

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Speaker 9: How to pull muscles, childie horses, toast spasms and.

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Speaker 1: You're still in the move wanting to get busy.

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Speaker 9: After all that what I laid out? Yeah, oh oh,

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Speaker 9: I lay that foot off that bed. Let that top

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Speaker 9: spasm work itself out. Still there, I'll get that thing

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Speaker 9: off that side of that bed that it go on

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Speaker 9: and work itself out.

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Speaker 10: What about a cold plunge, cause you're just you know,

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Speaker 10: you're always so cold.

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Speaker 1: Cold plunge is not good to discuss when it comes out.

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Speaker 10: They don't go together when you.

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Speaker 9: First get out that cold plood. You're not very attractive

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Speaker 9: to you. You need to turn the heat off.

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Speaker 1: Mary show Man, I can't get no stupid than it is.

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01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:20,960
Speaker 1: I helm the stupidest person anywhere.

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Speaker 10: Yes, oh yes, everything you just said is true.

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Speaker 9: Wow.

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Speaker 1: I mean when when I walk in the room, do

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01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:35,720
Speaker 1: you feel my stupid I just told my sister you

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01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:40,519
Speaker 1: were stupid. Hey, hey, I did wait years ago. I

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01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:44,439
Speaker 1: got a whooping for it. My mama. Don't think I'm stupid. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not hurt. Thank you, the whole family. Thank you.

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Speaker 12: Coming up right after you're listening to the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 12: Morning Show. All right, Steve, this letter, this question is

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01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:11,920
Speaker 12: from Kirk on Facebook. Kirk writes, my roommate and I

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01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:14,439
Speaker 12: have been friends since we were kids, but I try

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01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:16,800
Speaker 12: to keep out of his personal life. For almost a year,

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01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:19,920
Speaker 12: he's been seeing a married woman and I haven't said

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01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:23,160
Speaker 12: a thing. But last week her husband showed up at

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01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:26,479
Speaker 12: our house. At first he thought I was my roommate,

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01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:28,560
Speaker 12: but I managed to get him to calm down and

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01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:32,000
Speaker 12: not knock me out. I said I said something to

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01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:34,960
Speaker 12: my roommate, but he was not worried at all and

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01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:37,880
Speaker 12: was unfazed by the news. He says the husband and

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01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:40,879
Speaker 12: wife have stuff to work out and is not his concern.

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01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:43,479
Speaker 12: But come on, dog, as far as I can tell,

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01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:46,560
Speaker 12: it's fifty percent his fault. The whole thing has me

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01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:47,760
Speaker 12: thinking about moving out.

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01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:51,240
Speaker 10: Am I wrong? Uncle Steve? How would you handle this?

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01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:52,160
Speaker 1: Well?

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01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,800
Speaker 9: I mean, look, man, you consider a pitch talk about

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01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:57,679
Speaker 9: it ain't none of your concern. But once you mess

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01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:02,240
Speaker 9: with a man's wife, Bible speaks about that when he

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01:15:02,439 --> 01:15:05,760
Speaker 9: find out there's an anger level that he coming with

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01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:08,519
Speaker 9: that we ain't really got nothing for I don't know

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01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:09,320
Speaker 9: what to tell you.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 9: That's a dangerous thing that a man that came by

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01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:17,160
Speaker 9: your house. And the reason the man comes by your

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01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:21,040
Speaker 9: house is not cause his wife is cheap. But of

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01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:25,040
Speaker 9: all the women in the world that ain't gotten nobody,

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01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:29,400
Speaker 9: you done decided to disrespect me and come over here

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01:15:29,439 --> 01:15:32,240
Speaker 9: and get mine. I know she ain't worth nothing to

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01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:36,160
Speaker 9: me right now, but the fact that you think I'm

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01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:38,800
Speaker 9: the little punk dude that you can step on, I

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01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:40,639
Speaker 9: come to let you know who I am.

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01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:44,439
Speaker 1: See, that's what that is right there. He already know

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01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:47,280
Speaker 1: his wife that violated the vows. He got that.

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01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:52,120
Speaker 9: But this dude thought, oh, so you gonna come get

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01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:55,799
Speaker 9: mine like you gonna just disregard me and my position

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01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:58,920
Speaker 9: as a man and a husband. That's why I'm whooping yours.

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01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:02,759
Speaker 9: That's what that all about. You should have said something

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01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:05,320
Speaker 9: to him. But your friend is he gonna he gonna

1445
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:07,320
Speaker 9: set hisself up, man, because this man gonna do something

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01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:10,720
Speaker 9: to it if he get to him. He didn't come

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01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:13,559
Speaker 9: over there to talk. But dude, the room may move

1448
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:17,519
Speaker 9: out or stay with it. Well, y'alloll got it from

1449
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:19,960
Speaker 9: here because I'm gonna get away from here because this

1450
01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:23,360
Speaker 9: don't go down. He'd have been over that one time.

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01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:26,639
Speaker 9: He's still mad, and you don't know what could trigger

1452
01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:28,200
Speaker 9: this dude. This dude come over here and shoot the

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01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:28,920
Speaker 9: whole place up.

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01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:29,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna myself.

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01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:32,880
Speaker 9: I gonna get out because if that's how your dude

1456
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,439
Speaker 9: is acting, and then you bring it up to him,

1457
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:37,839
Speaker 9: they got some things that ain't none of my concern.

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01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:43,519
Speaker 1: Hold up, bro, he messed with the man's wife, right, yeah, brouh.

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01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:47,400
Speaker 9: You don't understand where this dude that he didn't invest

1460
01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:53,000
Speaker 9: it in this marriage. He'd got credit probably then bought property,

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01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:56,759
Speaker 9: house or some card notes. Now you're over here, okay,

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01:16:57,400 --> 01:17:00,679
Speaker 9: all these women over here that ain't got nobody. Yeah,

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01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:02,559
Speaker 9: you're gonna come over here with going Now, I got

1464
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:05,160
Speaker 9: you a trip, and it's fifty percent of this is

1465
01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:05,639
Speaker 9: her fault.

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01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:09,360
Speaker 1: I got that, but I mean I can't. I can't.

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01:17:09,439 --> 01:17:12,479
Speaker 1: I can't hit her. But I'm fitting to whoop your

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01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:17,160
Speaker 1: and what's all this? All this unphased? I'm unfazed.

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01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:24,960
Speaker 9: Okay, Yeah, Hey, the man that came by your house,

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01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:28,679
Speaker 9: I don't know. I don't know what you think happened

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01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:30,120
Speaker 9: in here. He'd have been by the house.

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01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:34,639
Speaker 10: Now, Yeah, I'm warning Okay, it's all I'm saying.

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01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:43,120
Speaker 1: You have been warned. Yeah, all right, ain't it ain't

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01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:46,479
Speaker 1: nothing like it outside your own house. That's bad. That's us.

1475
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:50,280
Speaker 1: Everybody know you over there. It ain't like you get

1476
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:53,960
Speaker 1: to leave. All the neighbors know who stayed there.

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01:17:54,479 --> 01:17:54,679
Speaker 7: Yeah.

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01:17:56,320 --> 01:18:03,480
Speaker 1: Man, somebody came over to Harold and Jamie's house, had.

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01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:07,200
Speaker 11: Harold and Jamie.

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01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:15,479
Speaker 1: I look over, man, man, Jamie just backed at the driveway,

1481
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:20,240
Speaker 1: never looked back. And what's the roommate's name?

1482
01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:22,439
Speaker 10: Who wrote this? What's the roommate's name?

1483
01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:25,200
Speaker 1: No, that's Jamie. Oh that is Jamie.

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01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:27,960
Speaker 10: Okay, Yeah, Jamie's gotta go.

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01:18:28,439 --> 01:18:30,360
Speaker 1: Harold is they're talking about. No, he ain't no concern

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01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:31,400
Speaker 1: about Okay.

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01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:42,280
Speaker 6: He's UNFAZEDA you better get phased, all right?

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01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:44,640
Speaker 12: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have

1489
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Speaker 12: more Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1490
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Speaker 10: Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:58,280
Speaker 12: So January this month right here, happens to be National

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01:18:58,520 --> 01:19:02,360
Speaker 12: Soup month, guys, and the weather is perfect across most

1494
01:19:02,439 --> 01:19:06,200
Speaker 12: of the country for soup. It is with this arctic

1495
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:10,240
Speaker 12: blast we're experiencing right now. According to a recent survey.

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01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:13,719
Speaker 12: Here are the three most beloved soups.

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01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:16,439
Speaker 1: Give it to me. I cook three this week I

1498
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:17,960
Speaker 1: cooked three. I want to see if you hit it.

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01:19:18,439 --> 01:19:24,080
Speaker 12: Okay, broccoli cheddar, no you, cream of chicken and wild

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01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:27,639
Speaker 12: rice chicken noodle soup.

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01:19:28,439 --> 01:19:30,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that worked.

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01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:32,920
Speaker 10: This is this makes four. I'll throw on a bonus

1503
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:34,479
Speaker 10: creamy tomato.

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01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:35,080
Speaker 12: No.

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01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,080
Speaker 1: Ya know. Well, we know who they talk to.

1506
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:43,400
Speaker 10: About it, we know what.

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01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:46,759
Speaker 1: Top surveys those says.

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01:19:47,479 --> 01:19:49,160
Speaker 10: Okay, so what are yours?

1509
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:53,400
Speaker 1: Tommy? Let me gumbo, chili and chicken noop, uh huh

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01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:59,160
Speaker 1: them three? Yeah, yeah, that'd be three. If you're sick though,

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01:19:59,439 --> 01:20:01,000
Speaker 1: you chili ain't gone?

1512
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:01,760
Speaker 4: Yeah?

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01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:04,000
Speaker 10: Are they considered gumbo?

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01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:07,200
Speaker 1: Well, the chili, it's just gonna be a little rough

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01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:08,760
Speaker 1: on you, you know. Yeah.

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01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:11,720
Speaker 14: Well, as long as you ain't on a plane, you

1517
01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:17,240
Speaker 14: know you're good. Now you got heartburn in addition to

1518
01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:20,160
Speaker 14: the cold. They need to ask people what they ate,

1519
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,120
Speaker 14: like Steve said, before they get on.

1520
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:25,519
Speaker 10: The plane these days.

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01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:28,400
Speaker 1: What all right? So that's it.

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01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:31,360
Speaker 12: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

1523
01:20:31,439 --> 01:20:33,840
Speaker 12: up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we will

1524
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Speaker 12: play around would you rather right after this?

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Speaker 10: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 8: Nothing's worse than pet's bouncing on and off your bed

1527
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Speaker 8: on cold nights, waking you.

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Speaker 10: It is time now for a rounded Would you rather?

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Speaker 10: Would you rather?

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Speaker 1: Guys?

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01:21:19,439 --> 01:21:22,360
Speaker 12: Would you rather have a driver with very bad breath?

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01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:26,600
Speaker 12: Or would you rather your driver drive like a maniac?

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01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:27,120
Speaker 4: Oh?

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01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:29,559
Speaker 1: Well, which ran mass? So I just take the drive

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01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:31,000
Speaker 1: with the man breath, which did win.

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01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:32,760
Speaker 7: All.

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01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:36,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to drive kill me. Were gonna build.

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01:21:37,120 --> 01:21:39,400
Speaker 1: We're gonna let that window down, though, you gonna have

1547
01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:42,799
Speaker 1: to let that window down. That grab with a dude.

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01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:53,720
Speaker 9: Breath, So Brad, it was coming through the close up

1549
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:57,320
Speaker 9: the little money tray. I was I was looking for

1550
01:21:57,520 --> 01:22:00,360
Speaker 9: duct tape. I was trying to seal the crack. If

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01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:01,400
Speaker 9: I had some conking.

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01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:02,120
Speaker 7: I just.

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01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:07,920
Speaker 1: I was looking for that. I had took my jacket

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01:22:07,960 --> 01:22:10,679
Speaker 1: off and packed it in the crack between and the sea.

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01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:14,680
Speaker 9: I was trying to shut off all ventilation. I was

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01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:16,280
Speaker 9: sitting back there, man, I ain't have on nothing but

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01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:20,760
Speaker 9: my drawers. I took all my clothes and packed it

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01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:23,560
Speaker 9: in cracks, just trying to stop this. What is it

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01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:24,599
Speaker 9: doing up there?

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01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:26,000
Speaker 4: All right?

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01:22:26,080 --> 01:22:26,680
Speaker 1: Would you rather?

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01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:30,240
Speaker 12: Would you rather curse really loud when you see a

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01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:34,320
Speaker 12: beautiful woman? Or would you rather cry softly when you

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01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:35,400
Speaker 12: saw a beautiful woman?

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01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:39,280
Speaker 1: Which both on sight?

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01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:39,840
Speaker 9: Yeah?

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01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:57,200
Speaker 1: I've done both? Yeah, right there, all of that? Yeah,

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01:22:57,439 --> 01:22:59,240
Speaker 1: then I've done what?

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01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:02,760
Speaker 8: Yeah?

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01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:03,479
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:07,240
Speaker 10: That wondering all right? Would you rather?

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01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:09,200
Speaker 15: Man?

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01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:11,559
Speaker 9: You ever read a real fine cheek and walked up

1574
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:12,840
Speaker 9: to her and tried to say some to it, and

1575
01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:15,960
Speaker 9: she said, excuse me, you're not my type.

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01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:22,120
Speaker 10: Yeah, like the lady who said I don't like your feature?

1577
01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:25,040
Speaker 1: Remember yea lady told me she said I can't go

1578
01:23:25,160 --> 01:23:27,320
Speaker 1: with you to the junior bro because I don't like

1579
01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:32,280
Speaker 1: your facial features. Your facial feature this nineteen seventy one,

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01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:33,479
Speaker 1: and they really came.

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01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:40,400
Speaker 9: I would plastic servy right now? Oh my god, thing

1582
01:23:40,479 --> 01:23:42,679
Speaker 9: I can do about this right now? No, you haven't

1583
01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:43,840
Speaker 9: heard a boat touch yet?

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01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:46,240
Speaker 7: All right?

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01:23:46,479 --> 01:23:47,040
Speaker 1: Last one?

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01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:51,439
Speaker 12: Would you rather a totally silent sex partner or would

1587
01:23:51,479 --> 01:23:53,639
Speaker 12: you rather one that talks the whole time?

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01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:54,599
Speaker 10: The entire time?

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01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:58,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can be quiet. You ain't got said. Yeah,

1590
01:23:58,320 --> 01:23:59,840
Speaker 1: you ain't got to give me no notif for K

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01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:05,320
Speaker 1: says nothing. I'm fine. I know what I'm doing. Yeah,

1592
01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:07,599
Speaker 1: neither one of them bother me. I'm trying to get

1593
01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:11,639
Speaker 1: a rhythm going here. What is all this instruction booklet?

1594
01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:13,160
Speaker 1: I want to do this now?

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01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:16,240
Speaker 12: I want you to do this what We'll be back

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01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:18,200
Speaker 12: with our last break of the day and at forty

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01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:20,559
Speaker 12: nine minutes after some closing remarks from the.

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Speaker 1: One on a least you want right after this?

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01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:27,600
Speaker 10: Good morning. This is Shirley's Strawberry.

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Speaker 12: And my New Year's resolutions are the same as they

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01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:32,240
Speaker 12: have been for these last few years.

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Speaker 10: Just don't make any because I never keep them. Happy

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01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:38,320
Speaker 10: New Year. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening

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Speaker 12: All right, guys, here we are our last break of

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Speaker 12: the day and time now for some closing remarks from

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Speaker 12: the one and only Steve Harvey.

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01:25:22,439 --> 01:25:23,960
Speaker 1: Well, you know, don't I don't really.

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01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:27,080
Speaker 9: I've been thinking about a lot of things, you know,

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01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:32,560
Speaker 9: and I was thinking just on a positive tip, you know,

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01:25:33,560 --> 01:25:37,960
Speaker 9: to just kind of just always encourage people to stay

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01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:38,280
Speaker 9: with it.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:42,280
Speaker 9: Oftentimes, you know, when you you know, when you have

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01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:45,880
Speaker 9: dreams and aspirations, all of us, from time to time

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01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:51,280
Speaker 9: they get sidelined. All of our dreams and aspiration takes

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01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:54,439
Speaker 9: a hit along the way to attaining them.

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01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:57,519
Speaker 1: And there's always a detour on the way.

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01:25:57,600 --> 01:26:01,640
Speaker 9: There's always some confusion, a set of barrels set up.

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01:26:01,760 --> 01:26:06,559
Speaker 9: It's just really hard to see a vision from start

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01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:10,720
Speaker 9: to finish, scott free with no troubles So if you're

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01:26:10,720 --> 01:26:15,120
Speaker 9: in that position today and you're finding yourself waning in

1632
01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:18,519
Speaker 9: your dreams and visions, it seems like it's just not

1633
01:26:18,920 --> 01:26:21,760
Speaker 9: happening the way you want it. I want you to

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01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:25,519
Speaker 9: understand it's not going to happen just the way you

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01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:29,280
Speaker 9: want it. That is the way it works. And I

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01:26:29,439 --> 01:26:34,400
Speaker 9: know that's not great news, but it's the truth. Nobody

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01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:37,960
Speaker 9: gets where they want to be in life just the

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01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:40,720
Speaker 9: way they want it. So if you're thinking that you're

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01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:42,880
Speaker 9: going to get there scott free, that you will just

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01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:46,040
Speaker 9: have a smooth sailing, that's not the way it works.

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01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:52,559
Speaker 1: Life isn't designed that way. So factor in the fact

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01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:56,240
Speaker 1: that you are going to have troubles and difficulties along

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01:26:56,320 --> 01:26:56,599
Speaker 1: the way.

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Speaker 9: And if you stop your visions or dreams because of

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01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:05,599
Speaker 9: that reason, right there, the rule is simple.

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01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:07,559
Speaker 1: Here's the rule.

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01:27:08,439 --> 01:27:13,759
Speaker 9: You can start again today. You can just start again

1648
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:20,120
Speaker 9: today and guess what. You don't need anybody's permission. All

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01:27:20,240 --> 01:27:22,840
Speaker 9: you have to do is rewrite your dreams down on

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01:27:22,960 --> 01:27:30,360
Speaker 9: your vision board, reclaim victory, ask God for your help

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01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:34,200
Speaker 9: and your strength, and get back to making your dreams

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01:27:34,280 --> 01:27:37,439
Speaker 9: and visions come true for your life. You all listen

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01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:42,960
Speaker 9: to me, stop waking up just going about the day

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01:27:43,479 --> 01:27:49,400
Speaker 9: seeing how it's going, without any projects, without any visions,

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01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:54,200
Speaker 9: without any aspirations, without a plan to attain the things

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01:27:54,280 --> 01:27:58,840
Speaker 9: that you really want in life. Stop waking up like

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01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:02,800
Speaker 9: that with no to do. Make a plan at night,

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01:28:03,439 --> 01:28:06,760
Speaker 9: pray about it, ask God for help. You know, now,

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01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:10,599
Speaker 9: look when you rake, when you make your plan, that's

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01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:13,360
Speaker 9: just the request you're asking God to help you come true.

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01:28:13,880 --> 01:28:16,080
Speaker 9: Matter how you get there is going to be difficult.

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01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:22,800
Speaker 9: It's going to be difficult. But once you started, there

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01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:27,120
Speaker 9: is no one who says you can. So y'all just

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01:28:27,240 --> 01:28:30,280
Speaker 9: get back in the pocket, get back up on the horse,

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01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:33,880
Speaker 9: get back to dreaming again, get back to wanting to

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01:28:34,120 --> 01:28:39,560
Speaker 9: hoping to believe in again. Don't let the setbacks and

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01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:42,439
Speaker 9: the troubles of life stop you, because I got.

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01:28:42,360 --> 01:28:45,880
Speaker 1: News for you. You're gonna always have them. You're going

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01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:47,519
Speaker 1: to always have them.

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01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:50,639
Speaker 9: And like today, man, God, I just went back through

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01:28:50,720 --> 01:28:53,519
Speaker 9: my phone because what I do is when I see

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01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:57,840
Speaker 9: motivational phrases or scriptures that really register with me, I

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01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:59,920
Speaker 9: take my phone out and I take the picture of it,

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01:29:00,760 --> 01:29:03,519
Speaker 9: and then I've created this album in my photo section

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01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:07,519
Speaker 9: called motivation, and I file all those.

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01:29:07,439 --> 01:29:09,200
Speaker 1: Pictures in my motivational thing.

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Speaker 9: And when I find myself wavering, feeling a little uncertain,

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01:29:14,360 --> 01:29:17,960
Speaker 9: feeling a little shaky about decisions, I go back to

1679
01:29:18,160 --> 01:29:22,000
Speaker 9: my motivational folder in my photos and I just started

1680
01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:24,439
Speaker 9: reading the little quotes I got in there. I just

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01:29:24,520 --> 01:29:27,840
Speaker 9: start going down the line. I've got some stuff in there, man,

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01:29:27,960 --> 01:29:31,439
Speaker 9: that I've had in there for years. Man, But I

1683
01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:35,680
Speaker 9: can still read from time to time, you know, like

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01:29:36,120 --> 01:29:39,080
Speaker 9: for example, I was today I read this one. It says,

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01:29:39,600 --> 01:29:42,559
Speaker 9: I can't cry about having a lot on my plate

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01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:50,480
Speaker 9: when my whole goal was to eat. I can't cry.

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01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:53,360
Speaker 1: About having a whole lot on my plate when my

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01:29:53,479 --> 01:29:58,160
Speaker 1: whole goal was to eat. And man, I find myself

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01:29:58,280 --> 01:30:01,519
Speaker 1: doing that talking about Lord a bird. Man, I'm tired.

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01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:01,960
Speaker 7: You know.

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01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:04,360
Speaker 9: I got all this, I got all that. Hey, Steve,

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01:30:04,439 --> 01:30:06,880
Speaker 9: did you hear yourself? You got all this, and you

1693
01:30:07,040 --> 01:30:07,640
Speaker 9: got all that.

1694
01:30:10,120 --> 01:30:10,960
Speaker 1: What you're tripping for?

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01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:15,560
Speaker 9: And I gathered myself, you know, And then you know,

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01:30:16,479 --> 01:30:17,840
Speaker 9: you know, I have a lot of stuff in there.

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01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:20,240
Speaker 9: Like one of them I read today was, Oh my bad,

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01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:22,240
Speaker 9: I'm sorry for bothering you.

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01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:26,080
Speaker 1: I forgot. I only exist when you need me for

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01:30:26,240 --> 01:30:32,160
Speaker 1: something that's God tell you Oh my bad. I'm sorry

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01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:33,519
Speaker 1: for bothering you. I forgot.

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01:30:34,040 --> 01:30:36,720
Speaker 9: I only exist when you need me for something. I

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01:30:36,880 --> 01:30:42,360
Speaker 9: have all these little things, man, that always motivate me.

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01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:45,639
Speaker 9: Here's another one. Winners are not people who never fail,

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01:30:46,439 --> 01:30:47,880
Speaker 9: but people who never quit.

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01:30:49,240 --> 01:30:49,599
Speaker 1: Amen.

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01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:54,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, failure is a failure is a part of the process.

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01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:59,599
Speaker 9: Here's another one. I have not failed. I've just found

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01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:04,880
Speaker 9: ten thousand ways that don't work. Thomas Edison.

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01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:09,719
Speaker 1: Wow, I have not failed. I just found ten thousand

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01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:12,960
Speaker 1: ways that don't work. Do you see?

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01:31:14,760 --> 01:31:19,600
Speaker 9: Success isn't how far you got, but the distance you

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01:31:19,840 --> 01:31:25,760
Speaker 9: travel from where you started. That's a proverb. And I

1714
01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:29,440
Speaker 9: just keep stuff like that, and you know, all always.

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01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:32,599
Speaker 9: And last one I read this morning was I want

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01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:35,560
Speaker 9: to inspire people. I want someone to look at me

1717
01:31:35,680 --> 01:31:39,360
Speaker 9: and say, because of you, I didn't give up. That's

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01:31:39,520 --> 01:31:40,719
Speaker 9: always been important.

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01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:43,840
Speaker 1: So y'all stay.

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01:31:43,680 --> 01:31:47,879
Speaker 9: Motivated, stay the course, find a way to self motivate

1721
01:31:47,960 --> 01:31:49,920
Speaker 9: yourself when you down, and get back.

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01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:51,479
Speaker 1: To dreaming and believe it for all.

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