Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became
Speaker 1: consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan
Speaker 1: the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Are you from Irving,
Speaker 1: New York? Irving, Texas? Larry, you can't tell that accident
Speaker 1: I got. I didn't hear you say hi to me.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I was turned on a speaker phony.
Speaker 1: Of course. I'm sitting in my car outside my luncheonnett Um.
Speaker 1: So you're like a little west of Dallas and a
Speaker 1: little north of Interstate. Yeah, we we bordered Dallas. It's
Speaker 1: where the airport is. You're flying to DFW. That's my hometown. Okay,
Speaker 1: because last week on the podcast they were, um, I'm
Speaker 1: saying you were get one call out of rikers or something.
Speaker 1: I thought you were in like upstate New York. No,
Speaker 1: that's just he is not bit. Wait have you been
Speaker 1: in prison, not prison, but county jail. County jail doesn't count,
Speaker 1: bad Larry. Have you been in jail, county jail and
Speaker 1: Providence but not not Christy. So when you were in school. Yeah, Providence,
Speaker 1: a little fight in a bar and um, they arresting
Speaker 1: me wrongly and let me go before breakfast the next morning.
Speaker 1: What about you, Dylan, I've taken a couple of turns
Speaker 1: in the old County lock up before. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: that was that was my past though. All right, so
Speaker 1: Shay is here with us. We got Dylan and then
Speaker 1: bad Larry joining us from New Jersey. So, uh, let
Speaker 1: me recap here with a week one. Dylan was very
Speaker 1: very proud of his big dog Parlay. Parley's killed you
Speaker 1: last year, but uh, give us an update on how
Speaker 1: well you did. Um? Yeah, so that that was twelve
Speaker 1: to one. So that was all four teams all more
Speaker 1: than thirty points against spreads Oklahoma, USC Bama in Michigan.
Speaker 1: UM started off rough with Wester for jenuor money line.
Speaker 1: I got fucking screwed on that pick at the end. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I was like, that's a bad omen for this
Speaker 1: season once again. But then we picked it up. End
Speaker 1: up five and three, I think like fifteen ish units
Speaker 1: up on the weekend, so you're plus fifteen. Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: I have Ray who was running this organization. Ray shaking
Speaker 1: his head is just say yes, that's it. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: up plus fifteen units? Bad Larry, how did you do
Speaker 1: last weekend? The one problem? You know, Dan, I've been
Speaker 1: doing this for a long time, so I don't know
Speaker 1: if you've been gambling along, but everyone in the world knows.
Speaker 1: Two team teasers pay fourteen to five. Three team piece
Speaker 1: teasers pay six to one. Fourteen pieces teasers pay ten
Speaker 1: to one. I mean, Parlays, I why you guys give
Speaker 1: him twelve and a half months. But I agreed to
Speaker 1: it last week, so I'm gonna stay. Will you stop?
Speaker 1: But We're not complaining this year like you complained last year.
Speaker 1: The complaining is fun, I know, but after a while
Speaker 1: then you think we're we got it rigged against you now,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't realize that when you did it.
Speaker 1: And sometimes on Parlay's the odds can be different. Day
Speaker 1: were all minus one tens That should be ten to one. Dylan,
Speaker 1: I'm giving you the twelve and a half, or Dan's
Speaker 1: giving you the twelve and a half. I'm good with it.
Speaker 1: You're up units and I'm up one unit. Larry. I
Speaker 1: trust I'm an idiot. I trust the computers when I
Speaker 1: punch it in and whatever it spits out. Shay, are
Speaker 1: you reconsidering joining this? I don't know how the hell
Speaker 1: I got here. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. This is
Speaker 1: the weekly conversation we have. Bad Larry thinks that we
Speaker 1: have the odds stacked against him. Um so recapping your
Speaker 1: plus one right now, and Dylan is killing you? Okay,
Speaker 1: my plus one. I had West Virginia plus the seven
Speaker 1: and a half. Um, easy win for me. I'm being
Speaker 1: really West Virginia should have won the game and Dylan
Speaker 1: would have picked up a couple more units. I have
Speaker 1: pen State minus three over Purdue, a win. I had
Speaker 1: the over in the Central Michigan I mean over with speed.
Speaker 1: What gave me the fifty eight and fifty eight and
Speaker 1: a half? I think they scored a hundred and two
Speaker 1: or something was over at halftime, and I my Rutgers
Speaker 1: going up to Boston College and putting a little beaten
Speaker 1: on them. I had the over in the j m
Speaker 1: U game, which lost a fifty eight. I had the
Speaker 1: over in the Oregon Georgia game. I have a w
Speaker 1: down on my on my d that there were fifty three.
Speaker 1: It was like forty nine to three going into the
Speaker 1: fourth quarter, and uh, I guess they didn't want to
Speaker 1: score anymore. And then my I don't know why I
Speaker 1: believe in this Utah States given getting from Alabama. That's
Speaker 1: a bad bad you know. So I'm I'm a plus
Speaker 1: one in for the week, way better than I started
Speaker 1: that last year. All right. So Dylan had his big parlay,
Speaker 1: did well? Uh, you lost West Virginia money line, Penn
Speaker 1: State per Due, you had the under Florida plus two
Speaker 1: and a half. That was an outright wind, Notre Dame
Speaker 1: plus seventeen, Arizona money line, San Diego State, and you
Speaker 1: lost l s U Florida State the over fifty one
Speaker 1: and a half, the over unders again. Then yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: well it's parlays are over unders, all right. So we
Speaker 1: turned our attention to, uh the this weekend. You know,
Speaker 1: how about I start with Shay since you know he's
Speaker 1: he's joining us on this and say likes you know,
Speaker 1: he's pretty good gambler. Yeah, at least pretty good at
Speaker 1: lose him. What what's the most you've lost, Oh, Danny,
Speaker 1: A lot, a lot I've had parlay's big parlays are
Speaker 1: supposed to pay out. And then I bet on the
Speaker 1: other side or I try to middle it and I've
Speaker 1: lost both of those. That's happened to me several times. Wait,
Speaker 1: it ended in the ended up in the middle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I'm trying to get cute and I'm trying to hedge.
Speaker 1: I got one more parlay to go, and I know
Speaker 1: if that thing hits is thirty to one, So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try and go on the other side a little bit.
Speaker 1: And the spreads just fuck you right in the corner
Speaker 1: and they just lose on both. That's the curse of
Speaker 1: the Irish here, exactly, cornhole. Uh bad Larry. The most
Speaker 1: you've lost, oh no, I got my wife's listens to
Speaker 1: the show down? Okay, Uh Dylan has no wife for life.
Speaker 1: So most you've lost, um, not to I mean there's
Speaker 1: only been someones that I blacked out or was blacked
Speaker 1: at when I placed. But like probably a grand on
Speaker 1: like a single bet. I mean I've like I've lost
Speaker 1: the potential winnings that are like white higher than that,
Speaker 1: but on parlays and stuff, just like a straight bed.
Speaker 1: Probably grand I lost thirty three hundred. It was the
Speaker 1: last bed I may that's nineteen what it was. It
Speaker 1: was a bowl game, like Arkansas Arkansas and Oklahoma Bowl game.
Speaker 1: I think Lou Holtz was still at Arkansas and I
Speaker 1: lost that. I lost three grand and then the big waste.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of money. Back then, when I didn't
Speaker 1: have that kind of I was up, which helped me.
Speaker 1: I think it was up six grand, and I thought,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm going, I'm going big. If the
Speaker 1: pods full already, then it's basically it's fun money, and
Speaker 1: then that's what makes you feel alive. Danny losing all that,
Speaker 1: I wanted to kill myself. It's the risk of losing it,
Speaker 1: not winning it. Yeah, all right, Uh shay, do you
Speaker 1: want to go first with college football? Well, let's start
Speaker 1: with tonight's gam Oh yeah, ramsplas two and a half
Speaker 1: all day. I think this this hype on the Bills
Speaker 1: is overplayed. I think Matt Stafford as good as ship
Speaker 1: and he doesn't have to prove himself again. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: on the Rams place two and a half. Okay. Uh.
Speaker 1: This weekend with college football, I got Skannie laying sixteen
Speaker 1: and a half against Wazoo. I think March is going
Speaker 1: to be better this year. The wide receivers are a
Speaker 1: little older, second year in that offense, I got Okay
Speaker 1: Light laying ten and a half against a s U
Speaker 1: A SU got pounded by U C l A and
Speaker 1: Oki Light's got an electric ship. We know that. And
Speaker 1: then Liberty you a b under fifty and a half.
Speaker 1: Here's the deal. Liberties on their third string quarterback. Charlie
Speaker 1: Brewer got laid out second quarterback through two picks right away.
Speaker 1: So they got the third string quarterback right now. And
Speaker 1: you ab lost their head coach. And they've got a
Speaker 1: badass defense under all day on that one. That's a
Speaker 1: mortgage bet, Danny. Okay, I got Wisconsin minus seventeen and
Speaker 1: a half. I got no hey, welcome to I got
Speaker 1: Oaklahoma State minus eleven Jesus, and I got the over
Speaker 1: under its fifty. Oh it's three in a row. Your
Speaker 1: your pick's NFL wise. You got the Rams plus two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got the fighting Hiahuascas minus one and a half. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you got you got the Packers minus one and
Speaker 1: a half fighting aaa. Have you ever had Ayawaska? Never? Not? Never?
Speaker 1: I will Now that's a surprising. You gotta go to
Speaker 1: like Peru to get that ship like my past? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 1: Would you? Would you try it. The problem is, I've
Speaker 1: thought about this a lot. Hiahuasca is for people that
Speaker 1: like want to know ship about themselves. Yeah, I want
Speaker 1: to know less about you want to forget it. I
Speaker 1: don't want to peel back the onion's here, Danny, I'm
Speaker 1: not safe, right Uh? Anybody else with the NFL? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Jack's commanders under forty three and a half and then
Speaker 1: I'm laying six and a half of the Ravens. I
Speaker 1: don't give a ship what everybody else say. Okay, I
Speaker 1: got Jags commanders under forty four. It Ravens minus seven
Speaker 1: against the Jets that I'm just going by what DraftKings
Speaker 1: gives us. I'll lay the seven. Jack Wilson will be
Speaker 1: dead in the second quarter anyway. Uh, Dylan, I'll start
Speaker 1: with you college football. Are you betting tonight's game? I
Speaker 1: am betting to night's game. I'm joining Shay and I'm
Speaker 1: hammering Rams plus two and a half? Okay, you love
Speaker 1: primetime dogs. That was that was my recipe last year.
Speaker 1: How was that recipe? I think that was the only
Speaker 1: one that actually kind of worked. Yeah, um, okay, college football. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so college football one unit on all these Georgia State
Speaker 1: plus seven AF fors U n C Georgia States covering machine. Traditionally,
Speaker 1: a lot of people love North Carolina, uh, Tennessee minus
Speaker 1: six and alfvers pit. I'm kind of just mad at
Speaker 1: Pick was surprised at that. Yeah, yeah, I was because
Speaker 1: pitt Meat West Virginia was close game and that Tennessee dismantled.
Speaker 1: I forget who they played last week, some scrub team
Speaker 1: um and then Colorado Air Force under forty nine. It's
Speaker 1: a battle of the heavyweights out west, and it's usually
Speaker 1: a slug fest with the military over under five yards
Speaker 1: rushing for air Force. Since they had five eight two
Speaker 1: against Northern Iowa, I'll go over. Okay, um, let's see
Speaker 1: what else do you have. I got Baylor plus three
Speaker 1: and a fors b y U. I loved Fade the
Speaker 1: Mormons so and Baylor is actually pretty good. And that's
Speaker 1: at b y at b y U. I'll take the
Speaker 1: three and officially either known as the Cougars, the Cougars
Speaker 1: Old Dominion East Carolina. Yeah, Old Dominion plus thirteen verse
Speaker 1: East Carolina. Old dominion is that doesn't Larry, didn't we
Speaker 1: have an old didn't we have an old dominion problem?
Speaker 1: Last year. Yeah, we did. They beat somebody out. Forget
Speaker 1: who it was, but I went against old the Many
Speaker 1: at Badmouth almost they're two most famous fast believes are
Speaker 1: both girls basketball players. But had I had a bet
Speaker 1: against him? All right? Uh? Any any big dog parlays
Speaker 1: for you? Yes? Stan as his tradition, another big dog
Speaker 1: parlay all more than thirty point favorites against the spread.
Speaker 1: So these ones are wacky too. Ohio State minus forty four, um,
Speaker 1: Michigan State minus thirty four and a half, Oklahoma minus
Speaker 1: thirty three and a half, and Michigan minus fifty one
Speaker 1: and a half against Hawaii. Who will Jim Harball just
Speaker 1: side on his quarterback? Yeah? NFL um for NFL two units.
Speaker 1: Ravens minus seven, I would take it if they are
Speaker 1: minus ten. Yeah, I mean obviously I'm partial to the Ravens,
Speaker 1: but they also from now Yeah, I'm all New York
Speaker 1: and then Ravens. Um. I don't know. Do you want
Speaker 1: to tell Shay your Super Bowl pick from last year? Uh?
Speaker 1: Was it the Ravens? I think you had Seattle too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the Seahawks. I blocked that one out. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you got the Ravens. Mine is seven? Yeah, two
Speaker 1: units on that against and you know what they're playing
Speaker 1: Joe Flacco, right, well, they sure are. What else you have? Um?
Speaker 1: And then one you know obviously said the Rams plus
Speaker 1: two two or two and a half. I forget what
Speaker 1: that was. It's plus two plus all right? Wait, so
Speaker 1: I got plus two on that, Yeah, not two and
Speaker 1: a half. So every single bed almost beds have been
Speaker 1: cornholed here, Larry, I'm saying, welcome to the show. But Larry,
Speaker 1: we got a support group. We gotta start. This is
Speaker 1: some bullshit, all right. They want they want, they want
Speaker 1: to win. You know, I've got a deal on How
Speaker 1: about this? That four team parley? Is that paying ten
Speaker 1: to one on the twelve to one? Larry? I can't
Speaker 1: imagine I got to pick one of these teams to
Speaker 1: fade because there's no way he's hitting this ship two
Speaker 1: weeks in a row. That's my only Yeah, Michigan, Michigan
Speaker 1: states the one that I'm worried about it. I think
Speaker 1: they're playing act. He gave like a hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: points last week and won the parlay. He ain't doing
Speaker 1: that ship again. He ain't doing it. What else you have, Um,
Speaker 1: I've got Texas plus seven against the Colts. I think
Speaker 1: the Texans are actually gonna be not as bad as
Speaker 1: everyone thinks they're. The Texans scored three points against the
Speaker 1: Colts in two games last year. I love it. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: and then I'm going Giants Titans under forty three and
Speaker 1: a half. That's going to be a stinker. You didn't
Speaker 1: do well on over under this last week now, but
Speaker 1: I'm trying. I'm just pushing. Okay, twelve units. What the
Speaker 1: hell is he giving ship? Yeah, I got some money
Speaker 1: to burn this week. Yeah, I know I'm going to
Speaker 1: be in the red um. And then Broncos Seahawks Monday
Speaker 1: Night football under forty five. I'd rather digest glass and
Speaker 1: watch that game. Yeah, me too. That's why I just
Speaker 1: figured I bets on there um and then and I've
Speaker 1: got a couple of futures. Are we doing that? Or wait?
Speaker 1: You can't go from Seattle and Denver and then go futures.
Speaker 1: Given that Russell Wilson's his wife was married to Future that,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you can't go. I'm sorry, Sierra. And
Speaker 1: he's got a son named Future Sira Sierra Sierra Sierra Like, yes,
Speaker 1: I thought it was cr like Sahara sick or or
Speaker 1: Sierra Leone. All right, your NFL futures. Um, this is
Speaker 1: a bad idea. Yeah, it was a bad idea. UM.
Speaker 1: So one unit. I'm going with my guy Lamar over
Speaker 1: three thousand, five hundred fifty and a half passing yards
Speaker 1: plus one oh five. Um, I'm taking the Jets of
Speaker 1: fewest regular season wins plus five hundred they stay. Um,
Speaker 1: Broncos to win the n f C West plus two sixty.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm doing that. I just that's
Speaker 1: a sucker bet too. Um. And then the Jaguars to
Speaker 1: make the playoffs plus four fifty. I'm I think Sunshine
Speaker 1: is gonna bounce back strong this year. And the Jaguars,
Speaker 1: actually they got they don't they separate the wheat drink
Speaker 1: right now? What do you have that? Right now? I'm drinking.
Speaker 1: It's called a long drink. Danny finished long drink. Got
Speaker 1: a little gin in a can. Oh That's all I
Speaker 1: need to know, really, all right, it's like alcoholic fresca. Oh,
Speaker 1: goes down like water. Uh? Anything else there with your futures? Yes,
Speaker 1: my last one two units Ravens over nine and a
Speaker 1: half regular season wins. I think that's kind of disrespectful.
Speaker 1: I think it should be a ten and a half eleven.
Speaker 1: I like the Ravens this year and now which is
Speaker 1: I think that's a bad Omen. Not you, but just
Speaker 1: everyone seems to sort of be hopping on the Ravens train.
Speaker 1: That's right, Uh bad, Larry, You're ready, I'm ready? Damn?
Speaker 1: Um do you want those futures? I thought we're gonna
Speaker 1: I bet about one to three seven six UM regular
Speaker 1: season wins, UM over Unders. I guess I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to live with the number. Jay, break these down for me.
Speaker 1: Play we're recording this, Larry, Okay, they can not editing it.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be real hard for me to follow shas
Speaker 1: because I didn't know half the teams he was talking about.
Speaker 1: Hiakas Um. I'm going over the note. Let let me explain.
Speaker 1: Do you know that Aaron Rodgers story about him going
Speaker 1: to Peru and going through this ayahuasca? No? Okay, never mind,
Speaker 1: never mind, Larry. I'm glad I don't know that story. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: you gotta have Internet to maybe follow these stories, Larry.
Speaker 1: And if you don't have, damn, I'm dan. I'm putting
Speaker 1: in my car outside my luncheon. Up my lun she's
Speaker 1: on the counter in there. What you get if I've
Speaker 1: got two eggs on taking egg sandwich and about my
Speaker 1: third coke of the day, what kind of bread hard roll?
Speaker 1: Come on? You struck me as more of an egg
Speaker 1: salad guy, Larry, No, no, no, no, tuning a slad
Speaker 1: a lot. But oh Dan, over the Dolphins win total
Speaker 1: eight or eight and a half. I don't know what
Speaker 1: you're gonna give me. Probably ten over Dolphins over Colts.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Ray says, the over under is nine. Say
Speaker 1: they steal a half a point from you in full
Speaker 1: game over Dolphins, over Colts, over Saints, over Bills, Cults
Speaker 1: are at ten. You're going over there? Then I want
Speaker 1: under the Cowboys and under the Buccaneers. All right, we
Speaker 1: you're sending these in last minute. So Ray is trying
Speaker 1: to find me yesterday. Okay, okay. So this is what
Speaker 1: I have. Dolphins over nine wins, Colts over ten, wins,
Speaker 1: Saints over eight and a half, wins, Bills over eleven
Speaker 1: and a half, wins Cowboys under ten, wins Bucks under
Speaker 1: eleven and a half, wins well Shady four for six,
Speaker 1: roub a half a game for me but those are fine.
Speaker 1: You're fine. Do you have anything else, Larry? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: two teen teasers get six points? Dan, you know Ravens
Speaker 1: minus one, it was seven, told say that one. He
Speaker 1: didn't cheat you. Ravens minus one, Colts minus one. That's
Speaker 1: that's one. Two teams teas for two units, and then
Speaker 1: the Titans pick them and the Broncos minus a half. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got the Titans plus a half and the Broncos
Speaker 1: minus a half. You're gonna complain about minus a half? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah plus a half picking plus a half. Dan,
Speaker 1: you're not giving me anything easy, audience out there, all right?
Speaker 1: What else do you have any teasers? That's a two team?
Speaker 1: Their two team teasers? All right? Anything in college? Do
Speaker 1: you have a team? Yeah? I get you a three
Speaker 1: team ten point teaser. I have it right here. We're
Speaker 1: getting to that. I have USC plus a half is
Speaker 1: plus two. That line went to eight. Yeah you're going
Speaker 1: to complain about that too. No, it's making me re
Speaker 1: exactly like that line, even like that. Okay, so USC
Speaker 1: plus two? What else you have? Alabama minus ten? Yes,
Speaker 1: and Yukon plus thirty two and a half. It's thirty
Speaker 1: three and a half. Okay, he's got someone else to
Speaker 1: pick on this here. That's what I'm doing against you. Uh.
Speaker 1: In case you're not familiar with Sha from Irving, he
Speaker 1: is a Cowboy fan. H he loves my under Cowboys
Speaker 1: bet time doesn't. I don't hate it. I think you're
Speaker 1: pushing there at worst. Okay, do you have an over
Speaker 1: under on the Cowboys this year? At ten and a half,
Speaker 1: I would go under. That was the line that I
Speaker 1: saw last But at ten I'm still going there's I'm
Speaker 1: either laying off it or I'm going under. I don't
Speaker 1: think that the world is ready for how bad this
Speaker 1: Cowboys team is gonna do. Versus projections, I think I
Speaker 1: think the I do too. I think the exact same
Speaker 1: thing Cowboys to make the playoffs is that. Are you
Speaker 1: doing any anything with the Cowboys? I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 1: touching any of their futures whatsoever. Now. If anything, I'm
Speaker 1: a big fan of the Cowboys. First half under because
Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy is such a bad coach. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. The pre snap penalties come out three
Speaker 1: four times a fucking series, and guess what, they don't
Speaker 1: score touchdowns. They kicked field goals and the first half
Speaker 1: under is my favorite bet on the Cowboys. Uh, what's
Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy for Coach of the year do we have?
Speaker 1: That was into one? No, it's it's plus three thousand.
Speaker 1: That's a bad bet on. Yeah, I'd rather I'd rather
Speaker 1: bet on him losing a hundred pounds. That's a toss up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a lost Dan. That teaser was a four unit teaser. Okay,
Speaker 1: four n Yeah, Well I'm down. Well I thought I
Speaker 1: was down twelve, but I'm down fifteen units. Dylan, Well,
Speaker 1: my liberty bet. When I say mortgage bet, that's two units.
Speaker 1: That's what I meant. But whatever your mortgages, you should
Speaker 1: put on the game just to feel alive. Right, we
Speaker 1: established last year my units were two hundred dollars because
Speaker 1: I one of the thousand dollars on Buffalo opening night
Speaker 1: against Pittsburgh and we did a five unit be So
Speaker 1: Dylan and I are are maximum bets allowed is five
Speaker 1: units to keep this thing fair. Um, so that's a
Speaker 1: four unit bet on the three team teas. Then Dan,
Speaker 1: I have two more one unit bets Ohio plus twenty
Speaker 1: five against Penn State and Notre Dame minus the twenty
Speaker 1: and a half against Marshall. I like that. Notre Dame
Speaker 1: is Mine is twenty take it? I mean, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Larry, it seems like the tides have
Speaker 1: shifted a little bit all of a sudden. Larry's not
Speaker 1: complaining it anymore, you know what. And then after the show,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a holler you and I'll twist
Speaker 1: up from fourteen parlay. So if they're paying twelve to one,
Speaker 1: you could say whatever you want. I'm gonna lose every
Speaker 1: parlay the rest of the season, so that is turn
Speaker 1: that back over in no time? Yeah? Uh is that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say I'm a little afraid. I mean,
Speaker 1: I kind of like Buffalo tonight, but they did me
Speaker 1: so wrong last year. I'm staying off the game and
Speaker 1: I'm shocked both of you guys suck the Rams. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't trust. I just don't trust the ship that
Speaker 1: Matthew Stafford is getting. I think they still got a
Speaker 1: really good freaking team with an incredible defensive line. I don't.
Speaker 1: I think these are two great teeth. I think I'm
Speaker 1: looking forward to the games and I might not even
Speaker 1: have any action on it. If I can catch points
Speaker 1: as a ramp, I'm taking it. I'm catching the points.
Speaker 1: The Super Bowl hangover things only bullsh Larry, I'm shocked
Speaker 1: that you're not betting on tonight's game. Um, as of
Speaker 1: right now, I don't have a bet on it. You know,
Speaker 1: a long time you'll kick off and since you don't
Speaker 1: have a job, you'll be sitting there having your lunch
Speaker 1: and then and occasionally a Budweiser. But that would be
Speaker 1: exactly what I was doing. But my daughter just told
Speaker 1: me I'm driving her back to Manhattan this afternoons. I
Speaker 1: don't know, she knows the cooler for the ride. Um.
Speaker 1: And he moved on the West side to the Upper
Speaker 1: east Side. So now it's another forty five minutes slut
Speaker 1: Lincol tunnel and drop off would have been simple. Now yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta go up and over. Larry's got a tough life.
Speaker 1: That sounds wave Wave takes me across the GW Bridge
Speaker 1: and down the Harlem River drive to the Upper east Side. Um,
Speaker 1: that's the way they usually take me. And then they
Speaker 1: all times they bring me home across that island over
Speaker 1: the riders on. So I don't know what I don't
Speaker 1: know what the way they're gonna take me today, but
Speaker 1: it'll be a Roban happy hour, so I don't really care.
Speaker 1: Uh what. Good luck this weekend, and and good luck
Speaker 1: starting tonight for those who took some action on this game.
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry I was sitting out of my car
Speaker 1: and run back and get my sandwich. Say great talking
Speaker 1: Dylan Monster week. I'm very proud. I love it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: old enough to go to prison? Okay? Eight? Are you
Speaker 1: my age? Or dalings come too young to retire? Dylan
Speaker 1: looks like a fifty year old man with that goddamn mustache,
Speaker 1: but it looks like a Brooklyn Beast spoke barbecue expert.
Speaker 1: You should see his Facebook picture, right, I don't have
Speaker 1: any of that ship. I might be a little when
Speaker 1: I was wearing a dress. Say I'm gonna put you
Speaker 1: what do what? Now? You're about eight? A little younger,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm there, Okay, good, all right, it'll be fun.
Speaker 1: Can't wait. Thank you, Thank you, Larry, go get your lunch.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys? All right? Like, and uh, if you want
Speaker 1: more of Shay and Irving and why wouldn't you? He
Speaker 1: has his own podcast. Do you want to give the
Speaker 1: handle for your podcast there, it's on iTunes and all
Speaker 1: those other places just called Shay and Irving podcast. It's uh,
Speaker 1: it's a weird podcast about life, gambling, drugs, and navigating
Speaker 1: it all via me. Okay, do you have anybody with you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: a buddy of mine in Austin Hammer Hammer Data hasay,
Speaker 1: you know, and so you guys just bounce around on
Speaker 1: topics and we take a lot of questions from our
Speaker 1: lower listeners about topics, and you know, for example, one
Speaker 1: of the questions that we had was about Zach Wilson
Speaker 1: and his extracurricular activities and how we view that in
Speaker 1: Djen of the Year of voting. So every year we
Speaker 1: have a djen that we vote on the best dg
Speaker 1: end of the year, and Zach Wilson's up there. He'll
Speaker 1: be nominated here next week. So degenerate is yeah, you
Speaker 1: have to generate. Want to make sure you spell that
Speaker 1: out for the older That's that's probably like his only
Speaker 1: degenerate behavior though, because I think he's pretty I mean,
Speaker 1: he went to he's a Mormon and he did that.
Speaker 1: That's we're soon. We're you know, once again, we don't
Speaker 1: know that speculation, speculation, speculating a lot of speculation, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of good speculation. He's been speculating, all right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't mean he did not plan Joe Flacco ton
Speaker 1: all right. It's a Shay and Irving show, not the
Speaker 1: Shay and Irving Show. It's just Shay an Irving show.
Speaker 1: And uh get it where you get your podcast, and uh,
Speaker 1: well we'll talk to you next week. Here on, Dan
Speaker 1: Patrick takes a gamble and boy did I ever take
Speaker 1: up freaking gamble? Homeless? Talk to you later, all right,