WEBVTT - Episode 37: Welcome to the Show Buddy 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:05.560 This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:08.799 that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually 0:00:08.840 --> 0:00:12.600 making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:16.640 consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan 0:00:16.720 --> 0:00:22.759 the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Are you from Irving, 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:26.079 New York? Irving, Texas? Larry, you can't tell that accident 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:29.040 I got. I didn't hear you say hi to me. 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:31.240 I don't know why I was turned on a speaker phony. 0:00:31.280 --> 0:00:35.320 Of course. I'm sitting in my car outside my luncheonnett Um. 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:37.880 So you're like a little west of Dallas and a 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:41.639 little north of Interstate. Yeah, we we bordered Dallas. It's 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:45.000 where the airport is. You're flying to DFW. That's my hometown. Okay, 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:49.480 because last week on the podcast they were, um, I'm 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:51.480 saying you were get one call out of rikers or something. 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:53.279 I thought you were in like upstate New York. No, 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:57.360 that's just he is not bit. Wait have you been 0:00:57.360 --> 0:01:02.600 in prison, not prison, but county jail. County jail doesn't count, 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:05.920 bad Larry. Have you been in jail, county jail and 0:01:06.440 --> 0:01:11.120 Providence but not not Christy. So when you were in school. Yeah, Providence, 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:14.960 a little fight in a bar and um, they arresting 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:18.240 me wrongly and let me go before breakfast the next morning. 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:21.520 What about you, Dylan, I've taken a couple of turns 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:24.920 in the old County lock up before. Okay, all right, 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:27.880 that was that was my past though. All right, so 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:31.039 Shay is here with us. We got Dylan and then 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:35.119 bad Larry joining us from New Jersey. So, uh, let 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:38.120 me recap here with a week one. Dylan was very 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:41.800 very proud of his big dog Parlay. Parley's killed you 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:45.520 last year, but uh, give us an update on how 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:48.560 well you did. Um? Yeah, so that that was twelve 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:52.240 to one. So that was all four teams all more 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:56.440 than thirty points against spreads Oklahoma, USC Bama in Michigan. 0:01:57.480 --> 0:02:00.720 UM started off rough with Wester for jenuor money line. 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:04.520 I got fucking screwed on that pick at the end. Okay, 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:07.360 so I was like, that's a bad omen for this 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:10.080 season once again. But then we picked it up. End 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:13.320 up five and three, I think like fifteen ish units 0:02:13.600 --> 0:02:16.800 up on the weekend, so you're plus fifteen. Yeah, alright, 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:20.680 I have Ray who was running this organization. Ray shaking 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:23.080 his head is just say yes, that's it. Okay, you're 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:25.400 up plus fifteen units? Bad Larry, how did you do 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:28.880 last weekend? The one problem? You know, Dan, I've been 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:30.200 doing this for a long time, so I don't know 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:33.480 if you've been gambling along, but everyone in the world knows. 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:36.880 Two team teasers pay fourteen to five. Three team piece 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:40.560 teasers pay six to one. Fourteen pieces teasers pay ten 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:43.600 to one. I mean, Parlays, I why you guys give 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:45.240 him twelve and a half months. But I agreed to 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:46.880 it last week, so I'm gonna stay. Will you stop? 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:50.040 But We're not complaining this year like you complained last year. 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:53.840 The complaining is fun, I know, but after a while 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:56.400 then you think we're we got it rigged against you now, 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:58.800 I don't know. I didn't realize that when you did it. 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:01.800 And sometimes on Parlay's the odds can be different. Day 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:04.919 were all minus one tens That should be ten to one. Dylan, 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:06.480 I'm giving you the twelve and a half, or Dan's 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:08.320 giving you the twelve and a half. I'm good with it. 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:11.080 You're up units and I'm up one unit. Larry. I 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:13.760 trust I'm an idiot. I trust the computers when I 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:16.720 punch it in and whatever it spits out. Shay, are 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:19.200 you reconsidering joining this? I don't know how the hell 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:22.240 I got here. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. This is 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:25.080 the weekly conversation we have. Bad Larry thinks that we 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:29.680 have the odds stacked against him. Um so recapping your 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:34.240 plus one right now, and Dylan is killing you? Okay, 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:36.880 my plus one. I had West Virginia plus the seven 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:41.840 and a half. Um, easy win for me. I'm being 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:44.200 really West Virginia should have won the game and Dylan 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:46.480 would have picked up a couple more units. I have 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:49.640 pen State minus three over Purdue, a win. I had 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:53.000 the over in the Central Michigan I mean over with speed. 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:54.880 What gave me the fifty eight and fifty eight and 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:57.480 a half? I think they scored a hundred and two 0:03:57.600 --> 0:04:00.720 or something was over at halftime, and I my Rutgers 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:02.720 going up to Boston College and putting a little beaten 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:05.320 on them. I had the over in the j m 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:07.640 U game, which lost a fifty eight. I had the 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:09.760 over in the Oregon Georgia game. I have a w 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:14.200 down on my on my d that there were fifty three. 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:17.159 It was like forty nine to three going into the 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:19.480 fourth quarter, and uh, I guess they didn't want to 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:22.760 score anymore. And then my I don't know why I 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:26.400 believe in this Utah States given getting from Alabama. That's 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:28.880 a bad bad you know. So I'm I'm a plus 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:31.119 one in for the week, way better than I started 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:34.400 that last year. All right. So Dylan had his big parlay, 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:38.960 did well? Uh, you lost West Virginia money line, Penn 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:42.240 State per Due, you had the under Florida plus two 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:44.320 and a half. That was an outright wind, Notre Dame 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:48.600 plus seventeen, Arizona money line, San Diego State, and you 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:51.640 lost l s U Florida State the over fifty one 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:54.120 and a half, the over unders again. Then yeah, I know, 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:57.680 well it's parlays are over unders, all right. So we 0:04:57.760 --> 0:05:01.080 turned our attention to, uh the this weekend. You know, 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:04.000 how about I start with Shay since you know he's 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:07.479 he's joining us on this and say likes you know, 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:10.280 he's pretty good gambler. Yeah, at least pretty good at 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:14.760 lose him. What what's the most you've lost, Oh, Danny, 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:20.200 A lot, a lot I've had parlay's big parlays are 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:21.719 supposed to pay out. And then I bet on the 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:23.920 other side or I try to middle it and I've 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:26.880 lost both of those. That's happened to me several times. Wait, 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:28.920 it ended in the ended up in the middle. Yeah, 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:30.960 Like I'm trying to get cute and I'm trying to hedge. 0:05:31.080 --> 0:05:32.840 I got one more parlay to go, and I know 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:34.640 if that thing hits is thirty to one, So I'm 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:36.240 gonna try and go on the other side a little bit. 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:38.480 And the spreads just fuck you right in the corner 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:41.240 and they just lose on both. That's the curse of 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:47.600 the Irish here, exactly, cornhole. Uh bad Larry. The most 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:50.440 you've lost, oh no, I got my wife's listens to 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:55.240 the show down? Okay, Uh Dylan has no wife for life. 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:59.800 So most you've lost, um, not to I mean there's 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:02.279 only been someones that I blacked out or was blacked 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:04.880 at when I placed. But like probably a grand on 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:07.760 like a single bet. I mean I've like I've lost 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:09.880 the potential winnings that are like white higher than that, 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:12.400 but on parlays and stuff, just like a straight bed. 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:16.440 Probably grand I lost thirty three hundred. It was the 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:19.359 last bed I may that's nineteen what it was. It 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:31.160 was a bowl game, like Arkansas Arkansas and Oklahoma Bowl game. 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:34.440 I think Lou Holtz was still at Arkansas and I 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:37.960 lost that. I lost three grand and then the big waste. 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:42.760 That's a lot of money. Back then, when I didn't 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:45.240 have that kind of I was up, which helped me. 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:47.520 I think it was up six grand, and I thought, 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:49.800 you know what I'm going, I'm going big. If the 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:53.200 pods full already, then it's basically it's fun money, and 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:56.200 then that's what makes you feel alive. Danny losing all that, 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:01.440 I wanted to kill myself. It's the risk of losing it, 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:05.000 not winning it. Yeah, all right, Uh shay, do you 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:08.040 want to go first with college football? Well, let's start 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.960 with tonight's gam Oh yeah, ramsplas two and a half 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:15.240 all day. I think this this hype on the Bills 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:17.960 is overplayed. I think Matt Stafford as good as ship 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.000 and he doesn't have to prove himself again. I'm I'm 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:22.400 on the Rams place two and a half. Okay. Uh. 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:26.480 This weekend with college football, I got Skannie laying sixteen 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:28.680 and a half against Wazoo. I think March is going 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:30.640 to be better this year. The wide receivers are a 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.760 little older, second year in that offense, I got Okay 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:36.160 Light laying ten and a half against a s U 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:38.440 A SU got pounded by U C l A and 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:40.920 Oki Light's got an electric ship. We know that. And 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:44.480 then Liberty you a b under fifty and a half. 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:49.119 Here's the deal. Liberties on their third string quarterback. Charlie 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:51.920 Brewer got laid out second quarterback through two picks right away. 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:54.600 So they got the third string quarterback right now. And 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:56.560 you ab lost their head coach. And they've got a 0:07:56.600 --> 0:07:59.000 badass defense under all day on that one. That's a 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:02.240 mortgage bet, Danny. Okay, I got Wisconsin minus seventeen and 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:08.960 a half. I got no hey, welcome to I got 0:08:09.040 --> 0:08:13.080 Oaklahoma State minus eleven Jesus, and I got the over 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:17.760 under its fifty. Oh it's three in a row. Your 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:21.560 your pick's NFL wise. You got the Rams plus two. Yeah, 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:25.880 I got the fighting Hiahuascas minus one and a half. Okay, 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:29.480 so you got you got the Packers minus one and 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:33.760 a half fighting aaa. Have you ever had Ayawaska? Never? Not? Never? 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:36.600 I will Now that's a surprising. You gotta go to 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:41.120 like Peru to get that ship like my past? Yeah? Right? 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:44.920 Would you? Would you try it. The problem is, I've 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:47.320 thought about this a lot. Hiahuasca is for people that 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:50.439 like want to know ship about themselves. Yeah, I want 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:53.920 to know less about you want to forget it. I 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:55.959 don't want to peel back the onion's here, Danny, I'm 0:08:56.000 --> 0:09:00.679 not safe, right Uh? Anybody else with the NFL? Oh yeah, 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:02.880 Jack's commanders under forty three and a half and then 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:04.360 I'm laying six and a half of the Ravens. I 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:06.280 don't give a ship what everybody else say. Okay, I 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:11.440 got Jags commanders under forty four. It Ravens minus seven 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:17.239 against the Jets that I'm just going by what DraftKings 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:21.200 gives us. I'll lay the seven. Jack Wilson will be 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:24.959 dead in the second quarter anyway. Uh, Dylan, I'll start 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:28.200 with you college football. Are you betting tonight's game? I 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:30.400 am betting to night's game. I'm joining Shay and I'm 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:34.320 hammering Rams plus two and a half? Okay, you love 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:37.600 primetime dogs. That was that was my recipe last year. 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:40.400 How was that recipe? I think that was the only 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:45.760 one that actually kind of worked. Yeah, um, okay, college football. Yeah, 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:49.600 so college football one unit on all these Georgia State 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:53.720 plus seven AF fors U n C Georgia States covering machine. Traditionally, 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:57.480 a lot of people love North Carolina, uh, Tennessee minus 0:09:57.480 --> 0:10:00.360 six and alfvers pit. I'm kind of just mad at 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:04.280 Pick was surprised at that. Yeah, yeah, I was because 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:08.000 pitt Meat West Virginia was close game and that Tennessee dismantled. 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:11.160 I forget who they played last week, some scrub team 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:15.760 um and then Colorado Air Force under forty nine. It's 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:19.280 a battle of the heavyweights out west, and it's usually 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:23.600 a slug fest with the military over under five yards 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:27.080 rushing for air Force. Since they had five eight two 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:31.880 against Northern Iowa, I'll go over. Okay, um, let's see 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:33.880 what else do you have. I got Baylor plus three 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:35.720 and a fors b y U. I loved Fade the 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:38.560 Mormons so and Baylor is actually pretty good. And that's 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:40.679 at b y at b y U. I'll take the 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:43.319 three and officially either known as the Cougars, the Cougars 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:48.440 Old Dominion East Carolina. Yeah, Old Dominion plus thirteen verse 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:53.800 East Carolina. Old dominion is that doesn't Larry, didn't we 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:56.120 have an old didn't we have an old dominion problem? 0:10:56.200 --> 0:11:00.240 Last year. Yeah, we did. They beat somebody out. Forget 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:02.640 who it was, but I went against old the Many 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:05.400 at Badmouth almost they're two most famous fast believes are 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:09.120 both girls basketball players. But had I had a bet 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:13.079 against him? All right? Uh? Any any big dog parlays 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:16.800 for you? Yes? Stan as his tradition, another big dog 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:20.320 parlay all more than thirty point favorites against the spread. 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:25.400 So these ones are wacky too. Ohio State minus forty four, um, 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:28.880 Michigan State minus thirty four and a half, Oklahoma minus 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:31.240 thirty three and a half, and Michigan minus fifty one 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:34.319 and a half against Hawaii. Who will Jim Harball just 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:40.520 side on his quarterback? Yeah? NFL um for NFL two units. 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:42.480 Ravens minus seven, I would take it if they are 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:46.840 minus ten. Yeah, I mean obviously I'm partial to the Ravens, 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:51.880 but they also from now Yeah, I'm all New York 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:55.439 and then Ravens. Um. I don't know. Do you want 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:59.000 to tell Shay your Super Bowl pick from last year? Uh? 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:03.160 Was it the Ravens? I think you had Seattle too. 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:08.480 Oh yeah, the Seahawks. I blocked that one out. Okay, 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:10.640 so you got the Ravens. Mine is seven? Yeah, two 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:13.120 units on that against and you know what they're playing 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:18.680 Joe Flacco, right, well, they sure are. What else you have? Um? 0:12:18.720 --> 0:12:21.280 And then one you know obviously said the Rams plus 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:23.680 two two or two and a half. I forget what 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:25.760 that was. It's plus two plus all right? Wait, so 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:27.679 I got plus two on that, Yeah, not two and 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:31.560 a half. So every single bed almost beds have been 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:35.720 cornholed here, Larry, I'm saying, welcome to the show. But Larry, 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:37.440 we got a support group. We gotta start. This is 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:40.959 some bullshit, all right. They want they want, they want 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:43.600 to win. You know, I've got a deal on How 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:46.560 about this? That four team parley? Is that paying ten 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:57.840 to one on the twelve to one? Larry? I can't 0:12:57.880 --> 0:12:59.559 imagine I got to pick one of these teams to 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:01.559 fade because there's no way he's hitting this ship two 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:04.319 weeks in a row. That's my only Yeah, Michigan, Michigan 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:05.880 states the one that I'm worried about it. I think 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:08.440 they're playing act. He gave like a hundred and fifty 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:11.800 points last week and won the parlay. He ain't doing 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:16.960 that ship again. He ain't doing it. What else you have, Um, 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:20.679 I've got Texas plus seven against the Colts. I think 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:23.720 the Texans are actually gonna be not as bad as 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:26.360 everyone thinks they're. The Texans scored three points against the 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:31.280 Colts in two games last year. I love it. Okay, um, 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:34.320 and then I'm going Giants Titans under forty three and 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:37.400 a half. That's going to be a stinker. You didn't 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:39.320 do well on over under this last week now, but 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:42.720 I'm trying. I'm just pushing. Okay, twelve units. What the 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:44.600 hell is he giving ship? Yeah, I got some money 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:47.839 to burn this week. Yeah, I know I'm going to 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:51.120 be in the red um. And then Broncos Seahawks Monday 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:54.240 Night football under forty five. I'd rather digest glass and 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:56.360 watch that game. Yeah, me too. That's why I just 0:13:56.360 --> 0:14:00.480 figured I bets on there um and then and I've 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:04.280 got a couple of futures. Are we doing that? Or wait? 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:09.080 You can't go from Seattle and Denver and then go futures. 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:13.959 Given that Russell Wilson's his wife was married to Future that, 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:20.920 I'm just saying you can't go. I'm sorry, Sierra. And 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:27.239 he's got a son named Future Sira Sierra Sierra Sierra Like, yes, 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:34.440 I thought it was cr like Sahara sick or or 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:41.280 Sierra Leone. All right, your NFL futures. Um, this is 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:46.040 a bad idea. Yeah, it was a bad idea. UM. 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:48.800 So one unit. I'm going with my guy Lamar over 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:52.600 three thousand, five hundred fifty and a half passing yards 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:57.080 plus one oh five. Um, I'm taking the Jets of 0:14:57.160 --> 0:15:02.520 fewest regular season wins plus five hundred they stay. Um, 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:05.000 Broncos to win the n f C West plus two sixty. 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:07.200 I don't know why I'm doing that. I just that's 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:10.640 a sucker bet too. Um. And then the Jaguars to 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:13.800 make the playoffs plus four fifty. I'm I think Sunshine 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:15.880 is gonna bounce back strong this year. And the Jaguars, 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:19.640 actually they got they don't they separate the wheat drink 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:26.960 right now? What do you have that? Right now? I'm drinking. 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:29.560 It's called a long drink. Danny finished long drink. Got 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:32.040 a little gin in a can. Oh That's all I 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:36.080 need to know, really, all right, it's like alcoholic fresca. Oh, 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:41.040 goes down like water. Uh? Anything else there with your futures? Yes, 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:44.120 my last one two units Ravens over nine and a 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:46.520 half regular season wins. I think that's kind of disrespectful. 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:48.320 I think it should be a ten and a half eleven. 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:51.680 I like the Ravens this year and now which is 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:54.600 I think that's a bad Omen. Not you, but just 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:57.160 everyone seems to sort of be hopping on the Ravens train. 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:03.520 That's right, Uh bad, Larry, You're ready, I'm ready? Damn? 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:07.240 Um do you want those futures? I thought we're gonna 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:12.280 I bet about one to three seven six UM regular 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:17.800 season wins, UM over Unders. I guess I'm gonna have 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:20.160 to live with the number. Jay, break these down for me. 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:29.240 Play we're recording this, Larry, Okay, they can not editing it. 0:16:29.960 --> 0:16:31.960 It's gonna be real hard for me to follow shas 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:33.960 because I didn't know half the teams he was talking about. 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:39.080 Hiakas Um. I'm going over the note. Let let me explain. 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:42.920 Do you know that Aaron Rodgers story about him going 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:49.760 to Peru and going through this ayahuasca? No? Okay, never mind, 0:16:50.160 --> 0:16:53.360 never mind, Larry. I'm glad I don't know that story. Yeah. Well, 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:56.080 you gotta have Internet to maybe follow these stories, Larry. 0:16:56.120 --> 0:16:58.160 And if you don't have, damn, I'm dan. I'm putting 0:16:58.160 --> 0:17:00.240 in my car outside my luncheon. Up my lun she's 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:03.960 on the counter in there. What you get if I've 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:07.720 got two eggs on taking egg sandwich and about my 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:11.240 third coke of the day, what kind of bread hard roll? 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:13.880 Come on? You struck me as more of an egg 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:17.920 salad guy, Larry, No, no, no, no, tuning a slad 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:23.359 a lot. But oh Dan, over the Dolphins win total 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:25.399 eight or eight and a half. I don't know what 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:30.280 you're gonna give me. Probably ten over Dolphins over Colts. 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:37.440 Hold on, Ray says, the over under is nine. Say 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:40.000 they steal a half a point from you in full 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:47.800 game over Dolphins, over Colts, over Saints, over Bills, Cults 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:51.640 are at ten. You're going over there? Then I want 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:56.639 under the Cowboys and under the Buccaneers. All right, we 0:17:57.080 --> 0:18:00.320 you're sending these in last minute. So Ray is trying 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:03.639 to find me yesterday. Okay, okay. So this is what 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:08.159 I have. Dolphins over nine wins, Colts over ten, wins, 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:12.800 Saints over eight and a half, wins, Bills over eleven 0:18:12.840 --> 0:18:16.000 and a half, wins Cowboys under ten, wins Bucks under 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:22.320 eleven and a half, wins well Shady four for six, 0:18:22.680 --> 0:18:25.320 roub a half a game for me but those are fine. 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:30.520 You're fine. Do you have anything else, Larry? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:36.040 two teen teasers get six points? Dan, you know Ravens 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:38.359 minus one, it was seven, told say that one. He 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:42.520 didn't cheat you. Ravens minus one, Colts minus one. That's 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:45.600 that's one. Two teams teas for two units, and then 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:48.840 the Titans pick them and the Broncos minus a half. Okay, 0:18:48.840 --> 0:18:54.840 I got the Titans plus a half and the Broncos 0:18:54.960 --> 0:18:58.520 minus a half. You're gonna complain about minus a half? Yeah, 0:18:58.880 --> 0:19:01.240 but yeah plus a half picking plus a half. Dan, 0:19:01.280 --> 0:19:04.879 you're not giving me anything easy, audience out there, all right? 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:08.280 What else do you have any teasers? That's a two team? 0:19:08.320 --> 0:19:11.359 Their two team teasers? All right? Anything in college? Do 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:13.400 you have a team? Yeah? I get you a three 0:19:13.520 --> 0:19:16.960 team ten point teaser. I have it right here. We're 0:19:16.960 --> 0:19:21.119 getting to that. I have USC plus a half is 0:19:21.240 --> 0:19:28.080 plus two. That line went to eight. Yeah you're going 0:19:28.119 --> 0:19:31.159 to complain about that too. No, it's making me re 0:19:31.320 --> 0:19:34.840 exactly like that line, even like that. Okay, so USC 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:38.840 plus two? What else you have? Alabama minus ten? Yes, 0:19:39.680 --> 0:19:42.200 and Yukon plus thirty two and a half. It's thirty 0:19:42.280 --> 0:19:46.920 three and a half. Okay, he's got someone else to 0:19:46.960 --> 0:19:52.919 pick on this here. That's what I'm doing against you. Uh. 0:19:53.040 --> 0:19:56.480 In case you're not familiar with Sha from Irving, he 0:19:56.760 --> 0:20:02.320 is a Cowboy fan. H he loves my under Cowboys 0:20:02.400 --> 0:20:04.200 bet time doesn't. I don't hate it. I think you're 0:20:04.240 --> 0:20:06.480 pushing there at worst. Okay, do you have an over 0:20:06.600 --> 0:20:08.480 under on the Cowboys this year? At ten and a half, 0:20:08.560 --> 0:20:10.560 I would go under. That was the line that I 0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:14.480 saw last But at ten I'm still going there's I'm 0:20:14.480 --> 0:20:16.800 either laying off it or I'm going under. I don't 0:20:16.880 --> 0:20:19.920 think that the world is ready for how bad this 0:20:20.000 --> 0:20:23.000 Cowboys team is gonna do. Versus projections, I think I 0:20:23.040 --> 0:20:26.160 think the I do too. I think the exact same 0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:29.760 thing Cowboys to make the playoffs is that. Are you 0:20:29.840 --> 0:20:32.159 doing any anything with the Cowboys? I'm not. I'm not 0:20:32.240 --> 0:20:35.600 touching any of their futures whatsoever. Now. If anything, I'm 0:20:35.640 --> 0:20:38.720 a big fan of the Cowboys. First half under because 0:20:38.800 --> 0:20:41.879 Mike McCarthy is such a bad coach. I'm not kidding. 0:20:41.920 --> 0:20:44.760 I'm not kidding. The pre snap penalties come out three 0:20:44.960 --> 0:20:47.680 four times a fucking series, and guess what, they don't 0:20:47.680 --> 0:20:50.360 score touchdowns. They kicked field goals and the first half 0:20:50.440 --> 0:20:55.000 under is my favorite bet on the Cowboys. Uh, what's 0:20:55.080 --> 0:20:58.639 Mike McCarthy for Coach of the year do we have? 0:20:58.800 --> 0:21:02.479 That was into one? No, it's it's plus three thousand. 0:21:02.960 --> 0:21:07.480 That's a bad bet on. Yeah, I'd rather I'd rather 0:21:07.520 --> 0:21:11.600 bet on him losing a hundred pounds. That's a toss up. Yeah, 0:21:11.920 --> 0:21:16.000 that's a lost Dan. That teaser was a four unit teaser. Okay, 0:21:16.160 --> 0:21:19.440 four n Yeah, Well I'm down. Well I thought I 0:21:19.520 --> 0:21:22.320 was down twelve, but I'm down fifteen units. Dylan, Well, 0:21:22.440 --> 0:21:25.040 my liberty bet. When I say mortgage bet, that's two units. 0:21:25.080 --> 0:21:27.600 That's what I meant. But whatever your mortgages, you should 0:21:27.640 --> 0:21:30.960 put on the game just to feel alive. Right, we 0:21:31.119 --> 0:21:34.400 established last year my units were two hundred dollars because 0:21:34.480 --> 0:21:36.959 I one of the thousand dollars on Buffalo opening night 0:21:37.080 --> 0:21:40.000 against Pittsburgh and we did a five unit be So 0:21:40.320 --> 0:21:43.080 Dylan and I are are maximum bets allowed is five 0:21:43.240 --> 0:21:46.879 units to keep this thing fair. Um, so that's a 0:21:46.920 --> 0:21:48.679 four unit bet on the three team teas. Then Dan, 0:21:48.720 --> 0:21:51.679 I have two more one unit bets Ohio plus twenty 0:21:51.720 --> 0:21:55.399 five against Penn State and Notre Dame minus the twenty 0:21:55.440 --> 0:21:57.800 and a half against Marshall. I like that. Notre Dame 0:21:57.960 --> 0:22:02.480 is Mine is twenty take it? I mean, no, no, 0:22:02.600 --> 0:22:04.680 I'm just saying, Larry, it seems like the tides have 0:22:04.720 --> 0:22:08.639 shifted a little bit all of a sudden. Larry's not 0:22:08.720 --> 0:22:13.720 complaining it anymore, you know what. And then after the show, 0:22:13.720 --> 0:22:15.760 I'm gonna give you a holler you and I'll twist 0:22:15.840 --> 0:22:18.200 up from fourteen parlay. So if they're paying twelve to one, 0:22:21.119 --> 0:22:22.920 you could say whatever you want. I'm gonna lose every 0:22:23.320 --> 0:22:25.960 parlay the rest of the season, so that is turn 0:22:26.080 --> 0:22:29.640 that back over in no time? Yeah? Uh is that? Yeah? 0:22:30.440 --> 0:22:32.439 I was gonna say I'm a little afraid. I mean, 0:22:32.720 --> 0:22:35.080 I kind of like Buffalo tonight, but they did me 0:22:35.160 --> 0:22:37.000 so wrong last year. I'm staying off the game and 0:22:37.240 --> 0:22:40.600 I'm shocked both of you guys suck the Rams. Yeah. 0:22:40.720 --> 0:22:43.680 I don't trust. I just don't trust the ship that 0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:45.800 Matthew Stafford is getting. I think they still got a 0:22:45.880 --> 0:22:49.080 really good freaking team with an incredible defensive line. I don't. 0:22:49.400 --> 0:22:51.160 I think these are two great teeth. I think I'm 0:22:51.200 --> 0:22:53.080 looking forward to the games and I might not even 0:22:53.160 --> 0:22:55.320 have any action on it. If I can catch points 0:22:55.560 --> 0:22:57.800 as a ramp, I'm taking it. I'm catching the points. 0:22:58.000 --> 0:23:01.800 The Super Bowl hangover things only bullsh Larry, I'm shocked 0:23:01.840 --> 0:23:05.200 that you're not betting on tonight's game. Um, as of 0:23:05.320 --> 0:23:07.080