Speaker 1: Elvis Durand's phone tab.
Speaker 2: Who's kind of funny. Actually, it's very funny. Scary did
Speaker 2: an incredible job. As you were about to hear, this
Speaker 2: guy named Michael Michael Perry decided to email us email
Speaker 2: us with his phone tap idea. He wanted us to
Speaker 2: call his mom and be a telemarketer. While she's trying
Speaker 2: to work telemarketing people are calling her all the time,
Speaker 2: driving her nuts.
Speaker 3: He said, if you just go on and on and on,
Speaker 3: you'll drive her crazy.
Speaker 2: So Scary as a telemarketer called her, and before you
Speaker 2: know it, Michael, the guy who originally set the email in,
Speaker 2: gets on the phone and starts yelling at Scary too.
Speaker 3: He forgets we're calling for his own phone.
Speaker 1: Tat good afternoon, major adjustment.
Speaker 3: Hello, this is Michael Fromheimer with the Jersey Gauzette Delhi
Speaker 3: Home Journal. How are you today? Miss this good? I'd
Speaker 3: like to offer you our paper.
Speaker 1: Now we wouldn't be interested.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, but it's four dollars per week.
Speaker 1: Now the owner is not he this is a business
Speaker 1: and we're not interested.
Speaker 3: Thanks you. And this is my alb in Heimen with
Speaker 3: a Jersey Gazette Daily Home. We're not interesting Yeah, you
Speaker 3: didn't let me finish my sentence.
Speaker 1: We're not interested, okay.
Speaker 3: But let me finish with this offer. Good afternoon, major adjustment.
Speaker 3: As I was saying, this newspaper costs four dollars per week.
Speaker 3: Oh if the newstand price, we'll give it to you
Speaker 3: for fifty cents per take ye.
Speaker 1: Like Paris speaking.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, good afternoon. This is Michael and Heimer from
Speaker 3: the Jersey Gazette Teay Home Journal. We have a newspaper
Speaker 3: here we'd like to sell you. Was at the missis
Speaker 3: of the house.
Speaker 1: No, that's my secretary.
Speaker 3: Oh is this a place of business?
Speaker 1: Yes? Oh, she asked you not to call back.
Speaker 3: Right. Well, well she didn't let me finish with this
Speaker 3: sentence that I I'm fine.
Speaker 1: If she tells you not to call back, don't call back.
Speaker 3: She just rudely hung up in my face. I don't
Speaker 3: care who am I speaking with that.
Speaker 1: You're speaking with an associate of this company.
Speaker 3: This is Michael Lobenheimen with the Jersey Gazet Daily Home Journal.
Speaker 3: You were on a list of people to call today.
Speaker 1: Take me off your list.
Speaker 3: Know, this is the Jersey Is that Daily Home Journal?
Speaker 1: Jersey? Because a daily home.
Speaker 3: We have an we have an introductory offer a four
Speaker 3: dollars per week. I am the supervisor for four dollars
Speaker 3: per week, one dollar and one cent off me.
Speaker 1: You won't take me off your your mailing list, and
Speaker 1: that you're going to call me back tomorrow. That is
Speaker 1: that what you're telling me?
Speaker 3: Yes, I am. Then if you're not there tomorrow, we'll
Speaker 3: get you on Monday.
Speaker 1: Really, yes, okay, I will call the the Better Business
Speaker 1: Bureau and I will report you.
Speaker 3: I will take this as a threat.
Speaker 1: I'm asking you to remove me from your phone calling list,
Speaker 1: and you you.
Speaker 3: Refused, So you have a problem with that, sir?
Speaker 1: Yes, I do have a problem with that because you're
Speaker 1: calling a business. You're taking up my time and I
Speaker 1: don't appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Would you like our copies of the Jersey Gazet Daily
Speaker 3: Home Journal? No for this beautiful introductory offer of four
Speaker 3: dollars per week. No one cent off the news stand price.
Speaker 1: No, I would like you to stop calling my Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to.
Speaker 3: Call back again on Monday. Maybe you'll have a change
Speaker 3: of heart.
Speaker 1: No, do not call back on Monday. Major justin merrel Oh.
Speaker 3: Yes, this is Michael up and Hima with a Jersey
Speaker 3: gazettel a Holmes journal.
Speaker 1: What part of stop calling do you not understand?
Speaker 3: Excuse me, so you're being very rude to me.
Speaker 1: You're being rude to me by calling my company over.
Speaker 3: I just want to sell you my paper.
Speaker 1: I don't want your paper.
Speaker 3: For this introduction. Your offer. I don't want you for
Speaker 3: this introduction, your eye.
Speaker 1: I don't want your paper. Okay, for this introduction calling
Speaker 1: my business, but for.
Speaker 3: This introductor your offer for four dollars per week off
Speaker 3: the newstand price, fifteen cents per day. That's a full
Speaker 3: dollar in one off the cover stand price.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Can I please have your name and address?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: And your credit card number? Please?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Do you like sports, sir?
Speaker 1: Listen?
Speaker 3: I don't sports. We've got a great sports section.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: How about the funnies, the funnies, the comics?
Speaker 1: Look, stop calling my company.
Speaker 3: Do you have a birthday? Sir?
Speaker 1: Stop calling my company.
Speaker 3: Our paper offers horoscopes too, that's great. Would you like
Speaker 3: a copy for your company? Maybe for the reception area?
Speaker 3: So are you ready to order our newspaper?
Speaker 1: I'm ready for you to stop calling me?
Speaker 3: Okay? Hello?
Speaker 1: Look, my secretary is currently on the phone with the police.
Speaker 3: Maybe the police would like a copy of our newspaper.
Speaker 1: I would really like you to stop calling me.
Speaker 3: We'll give you two years for the time to care what.
Speaker 1: Your offer is. Okay, I don't care what your papers.
Speaker 1: I don't want it. Where's your paper located?
Speaker 3: We're located out of Summit, New Jersey, Summit, New Jersey.
Speaker 3: We're trying to draw some new business, sir, for just
Speaker 3: four dollars.
Speaker 1: Pro it's not the way to draw a new business
Speaker 1: you add.
Speaker 3: Excuse me? You call me?
Speaker 1: What an act major justin merrow.
Speaker 3: For billing purposes? Is it? Michael Perry with one R
Speaker 3: or two?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to file a harassment charge against you.
Speaker 1: I'm going to call the police and I'm going to
Speaker 1: file a harassment charge.
Speaker 3: Okay, would you like our email address?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 3: What is it? You can go to our website.
Speaker 1: I'd be curious to see it.
Speaker 3: You can check us out at Z one hundred dot com.
Speaker 3: Because you've just been phone tapped.
Speaker 4: Michael Perry, Yeah, did you not send us an email
Speaker 4: to call your office and speak to your mom and
Speaker 4: phone tapperr because she hates telemarketers? Yeah, Well, why the
Speaker 4: hell are you falling into your own trap.
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