WEBVTT - He Fell for His Own Phone Tap

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durand's phone tab.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's kind of funny. Actually, it's very funny. Scary did

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<v Speaker 2>an incredible job. As you were about to hear, this

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<v Speaker 2>guy named Michael Michael Perry decided to email us email

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<v Speaker 2>us with his phone tap idea. He wanted us to

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<v Speaker 2>call his mom and be a telemarketer. While she's trying

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<v Speaker 2>to work telemarketing people are calling her all the time,

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<v Speaker 2>driving her nuts.

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<v Speaker 3>He said, if you just go on and on and on,

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<v Speaker 3>you'll drive her crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>So Scary as a telemarketer called her, and before you

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<v Speaker 2>know it, Michael, the guy who originally set the email in,

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<v Speaker 2>gets on the phone and starts yelling at Scary too.

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<v Speaker 3>He forgets we're calling for his own phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Tat good afternoon, major adjustment.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, this is Michael Fromheimer with the Jersey Gauzette Delhi

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<v Speaker 3>Home Journal. How are you today? Miss this good? I'd

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<v Speaker 3>like to offer you our paper.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we wouldn't be interested.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, but it's four dollars per week.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the owner is not he this is a business

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<v Speaker 1>and we're not interested.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks you. And this is my alb in Heimen with

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<v Speaker 3>a Jersey Gazette Daily Home. We're not interesting Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 3>didn't let me finish my sentence.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not interested, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>But let me finish with this offer. Good afternoon, major adjustment.

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<v Speaker 3>As I was saying, this newspaper costs four dollars per week.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh if the newstand price, we'll give it to you

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<v Speaker 3>for fifty cents per take ye.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Paris speaking.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yes, good afternoon. This is Michael and Heimer from

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<v Speaker 3>the Jersey Gazette Teay Home Journal. We have a newspaper

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<v Speaker 3>here we'd like to sell you. Was at the missis

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<v Speaker 3>of the house.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's my secretary.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh is this a place of business?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Oh, she asked you not to call back.

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<v Speaker 3>Right. Well, well she didn't let me finish with this

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<v Speaker 3>sentence that I I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 1>If she tells you not to call back, don't call back.

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<v Speaker 3>She just rudely hung up in my face. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>care who am I speaking with that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're speaking with an associate of this company.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Michael Lobenheimen with the Jersey Gazet Daily Home Journal.

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<v Speaker 3>You were on a list of people to call today.

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<v Speaker 1>Take me off your list.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, this is the Jersey Is that Daily Home Journal?

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<v Speaker 1>Jersey? Because a daily home.

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<v Speaker 3>We have an we have an introductory offer a four

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<v Speaker 3>dollars per week. I am the supervisor for four dollars

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<v Speaker 3>per week, one dollar and one cent off me.

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<v Speaker 1>You won't take me off your your mailing list, and

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<v Speaker 1>that you're going to call me back tomorrow. That is

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<v Speaker 1>that what you're telling me?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I am. Then if you're not there tomorrow, we'll

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<v Speaker 3>get you on Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, yes, okay, I will call the the Better Business

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<v Speaker 1>Bureau and I will report you.

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<v Speaker 3>I will take this as a threat.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm asking you to remove me from your phone calling list,

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<v Speaker 1>and you you.

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<v Speaker 3>Refused, So you have a problem with that, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I do have a problem with that because you're

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<v Speaker 1>calling a business. You're taking up my time and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you like our copies of the Jersey Gazet Daily

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<v Speaker 3>Home Journal? No for this beautiful introductory offer of four

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<v Speaker 3>dollars per week. No one cent off the news stand price.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I would like you to stop calling my Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to.

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<v Speaker 3>Call back again on Monday. Maybe you'll have a change

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<v Speaker 3>of heart.

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<v Speaker 1>No, do not call back on Monday. Major justin merrel Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, this is Michael up and Hima with a Jersey

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<v Speaker 3>gazettel a Holmes journal.

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<v Speaker 1>What part of stop calling do you not understand?

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me, so you're being very rude to me.

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<v Speaker 1>You're being rude to me by calling my company over.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to sell you my paper.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want your paper.

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<v Speaker 3>For this introduction. Your offer. I don't want you for

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<v Speaker 3>this introduction, your eye.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want your paper. Okay, for this introduction calling

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<v Speaker 1>my business, but for.

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<v Speaker 3>This introductor your offer for four dollars per week off

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<v Speaker 3>the newstand price, fifteen cents per day. That's a full

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<v Speaker 3>dollar in one off the cover stand price.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I please have your name and address?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>And your credit card number? Please?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you like sports, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>Listen?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't sports. We've got a great sports section.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>How about the funnies, the funnies, the comics?

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<v Speaker 1>Look, stop calling my company.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have a birthday? Sir?

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<v Speaker 1>Stop calling my company.

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<v Speaker 3>Our paper offers horoscopes too, that's great. Would you like

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<v Speaker 3>a copy for your company? Maybe for the reception area?

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<v Speaker 3>So are you ready to order our newspaper?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready for you to stop calling me?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Look, my secretary is currently on the phone with the police.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe the police would like a copy of our newspaper.

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<v Speaker 1>I would really like you to stop calling me.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll give you two years for the time to care what.

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<v Speaker 1>Your offer is. Okay, I don't care what your papers.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want it. Where's your paper located?

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<v Speaker 3>We're located out of Summit, New Jersey, Summit, New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 3>We're trying to draw some new business, sir, for just

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<v Speaker 3>four dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Pro it's not the way to draw a new business

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<v Speaker 1>you add.

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me? You call me?

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<v Speaker 1>What an act major justin merrow.

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<v Speaker 3>For billing purposes? Is it? Michael Perry with one R

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<v Speaker 3>or two?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm going to file a harassment charge against you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to call the police and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>file a harassment charge.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, would you like our email address?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure?

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<v Speaker 3>What is it? You can go to our website.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be curious to see it.

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<v Speaker 3>You can check us out at Z one hundred dot com.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you've just been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 4>Michael Perry, Yeah, did you not send us an email

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<v Speaker 4>to call your office and speak to your mom and

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<v Speaker 4>phone tapperr because she hates telemarketers? Yeah, Well, why the

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<v Speaker 4>hell are you falling into your own trap.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thank you too. Funny Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>This phone tab was pre recorded with the permission granted

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<v Speaker 3>by all participates the

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show