Speaker 1: Second, how much does what a guy drives work on
Speaker 1: impressing a girl. I think it depends on the girl.
Speaker 1: Maybe it depends on the car too. Yeah about a
Speaker 1: classic Aston Martin or a shiny new Bugatti, but that's
Speaker 1: really fancy. I would just think the guy driving that
Speaker 1: is really old isn't always a bad thing. What about
Speaker 1: the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile. If your date shows up and
Speaker 1: you look out the window and see he's parked the
Speaker 1: big Wiener out in your driveway, you're thinking, well, don't
Speaker 1: need underwear tonight. Yeah, I know where this is going.
Speaker 1: And one of our listeners, Kenny, flexed his ride during
Speaker 1: his date. We're gonna find out what that is in
Speaker 1: just a bit. But first, Kenny, welcome to the showman.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, how are you doing? Thanks for having me? Okay, Kenny,
Speaker 1: it sounds like I was gonna say you were proud
Speaker 1: of whatever you drive, but I guess say, yeah, like
Speaker 1: I said, we'll get to your sexy vehicle in just
Speaker 1: a second. First, tell us about the girl that you
Speaker 1: went out with. What's her name? Her name's Ellie? And uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I usually don't find too many women out there,
Speaker 1: so I want on plenty assists kind of connected. But
Speaker 1: the one thing she had this tattoo of a phoenix
Speaker 1: like on her neck coming out her back. A neck tattoo. Moking,
Speaker 1: hot bro, I'm a sucker for any chicks with that too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're thinking that she makes questionable, possibly drunk decisions that
Speaker 1: will stay with her for the rest of her life.
Speaker 1: She didn't read as an art lover. No, probably. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So we linked up, went out, got some food, you know,
Speaker 1: I paid for it, got shot here and here. Didn't
Speaker 1: try to overdo it. Can I ask you? Were you
Speaker 1: just looking for like a night of fun or do
Speaker 1: you want like more than that? Yeah? I mean I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be overpushing actually say, but yeah, if it's there,
Speaker 1: and I think we kind of had some connection, I
Speaker 1: definitely want to go to another level. Okay, Okay, not
Speaker 1: emotional level. I think we're talking just physical level, right,
Speaker 1: any type of level I can get you next to
Speaker 1: it wherever. So is that why you brought up the
Speaker 1: type of car that you drive, try and impress her
Speaker 1: a little. I can't even remember how we got on it,
Speaker 1: but it was talking about electrical vehicle thing, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have a Tesla. Oh it's a Tesla. Right. It
Speaker 1: was like my moment I could actually shine and I
Speaker 1: mean I've milked it, like the thing tesla's I mean,
Speaker 1: it's definitely like a status symbol, right, But then there's
Speaker 1: also a curiosity like if you've never been in one,
Speaker 1: like what are they like? Yeah, I don't even know cars,
Speaker 1: but like when I hear that, I'm like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: pretty fun. What did she think when she said you
Speaker 1: had a Tesla? She was a little impressed. She was
Speaker 1: impressed though. We took her out there and showed her.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, so you guys went outside of the bar
Speaker 1: wherever you were, and and just sat in your car
Speaker 1: and looked at it. Well, nuts just sat in it,
Speaker 1: you know. I kind of pulled it out the spot
Speaker 1: and showed her the hands free you know, the whole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like, let me show you the car. Hey, come here,
Speaker 1: Tesla just drove itself in your pocket. Yeah that's cool.
Speaker 1: It is pretty good. I'm jealous. It freaks me out
Speaker 1: when cars drive themselves? Does it more than if Alexis drive?
Speaker 1: Were you able to calm her down a little bit? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to took my hands out of my pocket
Speaker 1: and took control again. But I master she wanted to drive.
Speaker 1: She wasn't enough for that, you know, I think I
Speaker 1: kind of got her enough. See that makes me think
Speaker 1: that she wasn't as into it as you thought. Like
Speaker 1: if she was into cars and you offered to let
Speaker 1: her drive, she'd be like, heck, yeah, let's do this.
Speaker 1: Then again, I think she saw those YouTube videos where
Speaker 1: people were like on the eway just walling out the leap,
Speaker 1: So I think that's kind of what it was. But
Speaker 1: I don't blame her. Okay, But night goes on and
Speaker 1: we moved to another location, trying to be the street
Speaker 1: long story short, I offered, there's some cake cake. Wait,
Speaker 1: are we at a restaurant or we at your house?
Speaker 1: Where are you giving her cake? Okay? I got her
Speaker 1: back to my spot for nightcaps. That's why I thought
Speaker 1: I was trying to be the streeted it. Didn't want
Speaker 1: to play it out there. Okay, you're like the cake.
Speaker 1: I didn't even drive here. The Tesla drove itself. I
Speaker 1: don't Tesla's quite the wingman. Dude. That is such a
Speaker 1: move to have cake at your house. I never thought
Speaker 1: of it. But if I got back to a dude's
Speaker 1: house after a couple of drinks. It was like, you
Speaker 1: had a decade cake at your house. Of course she's
Speaker 1: gonna go up there totally. But look, we're vibing. You know,
Speaker 1: we're talking about the tattoos. She's telling me how she
Speaker 1: has other tattoos. You know I can't see those yet,
Speaker 1: you know. So I'm like, oh, let me know. This
Speaker 1: cake usually is the whole room winner, and you know
Speaker 1: she kind of didn't want it. But then I'm kind
Speaker 1: I want to say I forced it, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: Win in Rome. You can't go there, not to the
Speaker 1: cola see him, so win in my home? Is that
Speaker 1: how the saying goes? But truthfully, I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: I was a little too pushy, you know what I
Speaker 1: mean about seeing her other tattoos. No no no, no no
Speaker 1: no no about the cake. So you're saying that she
Speaker 1: didn't want the cake when you offered it to her initially,
Speaker 1: but I kind of did twisted her arm. I wasn't
Speaker 1: thinking about it then, but the next day I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of quick. She could have been on a diet,
Speaker 1: she could be diabetic or something where she stays away
Speaker 1: from Why wouldn't she just say that if she was diabetic.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's just like info in the end, like
Speaker 1: she just never had a bite. I mean, you're super
Speaker 1: pussy though, if you're like no, no, eat it, eat
Speaker 1: it serious? Yeah, I would say I was excited. Okay,
Speaker 1: that makes sense. So after she left, have you been
Speaker 1: able to get in touch with her at all? You've
Speaker 1: been calling her texting? Yeah, I haven't been able to
Speaker 1: get in contact later, like at all. It's hard. I
Speaker 1: don't know women who don't work on cake as a reward,
Speaker 1: so I don't know help. This one's really thrown. So
Speaker 1: we need to play a song, let her reset, we'll
Speaker 1: come back. We'll call Ellie for you and try and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: hold on the second. In the long tumultuous history of
Speaker 1: this show, we've never heard anything quite as shocking as
Speaker 1: what Kenny just told us. That his date actually turned
Speaker 1: down an offer for free cake. And this is after
Speaker 1: a very fun, very sexy night filled with rhine, self
Speaker 1: driving tesla's and Phoenix neck tattoos. So when we heard
Speaker 1: what happened, we were all baffled and just praying that
Speaker 1: there's some sort of logical explanation for this. Maybe she's
Speaker 1: on a diet. Maybe she had some sort of traumatic
Speaker 1: running with an evil cake in her child and it
Speaker 1: scarred her permanently for life. The only way to find
Speaker 1: out is to actually call Ellie and ask her why
Speaker 1: do you hate cake? And why won't you date Kenny?
Speaker 1: Maybe as the Kenny thing is more important than I
Speaker 1: am more concerned about the cake. To be honest, Kenny,
Speaker 1: did the cake go to waste? Or did you finish
Speaker 1: it all by yourself that night? Oh? Yeah, I took
Speaker 1: care of the cake. Where about that? Oh buddy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: But hopefully you don't have to do that and you
Speaker 1: can get somebody to split it with you if we
Speaker 1: can get a second date. Here, I'm gonna dial Ellie's
Speaker 1: number right now and we're going to do our best.
Speaker 1: All right, are you ready? All right? Let's go? All right?
Speaker 1: Here we go? Yeah? Hello? Hi? Is this Ellie? Is
Speaker 1: this she? Hi? Ellie? I'm calling from Brooks Bakery. I
Speaker 1: heard that you refuse to try a sample of our
Speaker 1: cake the other night and laugh. No, I'm just We're
Speaker 1: actually a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning, and you're on it. Now, oh, I you guys.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't listen to radio often, but when
Speaker 1: I do, I've definitely listened to you guys some times. Well.
Speaker 1: Good news though, you can also find our podcast on
Speaker 1: Spotify or wherever you get your podcast. Is just no
Speaker 1: huge streaming at work, right, Yeah, that's good exactly any
Speaker 1: day all day. So what's up, guys. Oh no, we're
Speaker 1: just hounding all of the people in the area telling
Speaker 1: them to listen to our podcast. We're desperate. Ratings are horrible,
Speaker 1: please us. That was sarcasm. Yeah, sorry, See I'm not
Speaker 1: very good at anything on this show, including being funny.
Speaker 1: But the truth is that we're doing something called a
Speaker 1: second Date Update, and we're looking to help out one
Speaker 1: of our listeners that went out on a date with
Speaker 1: you recently, named Kenny. Oh no, I thought this was
Speaker 1: going to be a fun surprise. Oh so Kenny isn't fun?
Speaker 1: Oh no, he was great. He was lots of fun.
Speaker 1: It just the second part of the date wasn't. Oh
Speaker 1: oh so you you liked the first part though, Maybe
Speaker 1: we could concentrate on the positive for a second. Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: he was really fun. He took me out in his
Speaker 1: Tesla I've never done that before. Yeah, we actually spoke
Speaker 1: to Kenny for a little bit and he seemed really
Speaker 1: cool and he made us laugh. He seemed like a
Speaker 1: funny guy to us. Yeah. Yeah, he's very, very very funny. Okay,
Speaker 1: so wait, so you're like having a great time, you're
Speaker 1: planning on I'm guessing like calling this guy back, like
Speaker 1: you're feeling good. What happened? Why? Why did it change? Oh?
Speaker 1: I mean he took me back to his house, which cool.
Speaker 1: You know, I was comfortable with that, Okay, And you know,
Speaker 1: we're sitting on a couch and the phone went off.
Speaker 1: He had a text or some kind of a notification
Speaker 1: and he got up and walked out of the room.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe he had to take an important call.
Speaker 1: But then I heard the front door open and then
Speaker 1: he left. He walked out. Oh okay, Well, just so
Speaker 1: you know, we asked Kenny about his version of the
Speaker 1: day and he didn't mention any of that to us.
Speaker 1: He left his own apartment while you were in it.
Speaker 1: Is that what you just said. I don't think he
Speaker 1: wanted to even know that he left, but he he
Speaker 1: definitely left. Was there like I mean, maybe a delivery
Speaker 1: of some story maybe I had to pass gas and
Speaker 1: didn't want to do. That would have been better than
Speaker 1: what actually happened. Okay, what actually happened. What actually happened
Speaker 1: is I was curious, so I went and I looked
Speaker 1: out the side window, and I saw him on the
Speaker 1: side of the building, between him and the neighbor. I
Speaker 1: don't know who it was. But he opened a trash
Speaker 1: can and it was dark, oul, but not that dark,
Speaker 1: and he's ruffling around in the garbage, and he comes
Speaker 1: out with a box and trash. Yeah, and so he
Speaker 1: turns around to come back in, and so I ducked
Speaker 1: and I ran back to the couch, and he walked
Speaker 1: in with a box. Oh cake, probably dumpster cake. I
Speaker 1: thought it was like going to be a drug deal
Speaker 1: or something here. Yeah, he mentioned to us that he
Speaker 1: offered you some cake, but he didn't say anything about
Speaker 1: getting it out of the trash can. All these things
Speaker 1: are going through my head. I'm like, is his neighbor
Speaker 1: on the lookout to see the other neighbors a baker
Speaker 1: and they just threw their you know, scrapped out for
Speaker 1: the day or something. This is the conspiracy cake theory. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's why you turned down the cake. I would too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I turned down the cake and then that was that
Speaker 1: was it for me on Kenny, Like did it look
Speaker 1: like fresh cake or cake? I mean, I don't eat
Speaker 1: dumpster cake. It doesn't matter, I guess if I'm reading
Speaker 1: this right. Unlike Brook, you're not a dumpster cake woman. No, No,
Speaker 1: you lied to me about it. Yeah, well you didn't
Speaker 1: ask him. How could you not ask him? Like is
Speaker 1: this dumpster cake? I mean I would just it was
Speaker 1: the first date. I didn't want him to like know
Speaker 1: that I went and spied on him out the window. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I get that inclination to not want to mention that
Speaker 1: you're spying. And that's exactly why Kenny wants you to
Speaker 1: know that he's secretly listening on the other line right
Speaker 1: now and he wants to talk to you. No, are
Speaker 1: you curious right now? Are you doing? Oh? You guys,
Speaker 1: that's doing me dirty here. Come on, I had no
Speaker 1: idea he would be on the line. You got it
Speaker 1: all wrong, el oh, oh what did she get wrong?
Speaker 1: That come from? Okay, So my next door neighbor, she's
Speaker 1: an elderly woman, and when I told her I was
Speaker 1: going on the day, she thought it would be a
Speaker 1: good idea to give me the kike, Remember the cake.
Speaker 1: I tried to get to that. There's a grandma that
Speaker 1: lives in your apartment building who made you a cake
Speaker 1: and put it in the garbage for you to pick up.
Speaker 1: Oh no, so she texts me and she was saying, hey,
Speaker 1: I got you a nice sweet treat at the time
Speaker 1: you like. And while I was out there, you know,
Speaker 1: she just sat it on top of the dumpster. Wasn't
Speaker 1: in the dumpster. But now I said, I knew you
Speaker 1: were watching me. It makes sense. I can see where
Speaker 1: you might think I got it out the trash, but no,
Speaker 1: she sat thinking up from the top. Yeah, why would
Speaker 1: the old woman put the cake on top of the
Speaker 1: dumpster Because the way our apartments are, she didn't want
Speaker 1: to sit it on my stat It could be seen
Speaker 1: from the street. But kind of where the dumpsters are
Speaker 1: is kind of like his apartment's on wheelchair accessible. She
Speaker 1: can only get to the trash can it has to
Speaker 1: drop it off there. She was just doing a nice thing.
Speaker 1: I was trying to just like do a nice thing.
Speaker 1: And I don't I thought you would like the cake.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you thought I was dumpster diving. Ella,
Speaker 1: do you believe him? I kind of believe his story.
Speaker 1: I mean, of all the scenarios ire in through my head,
Speaker 1: that's the only thing that makes any sense at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't know Kenny that well, but I
Speaker 1: buy his story. On the fence, I can't tell what's
Speaker 1: the woman's name? What are our pastries? Does she give you?
Speaker 1: Why would he lie and eat dumpster cake in front
Speaker 1: of her? Yeah? Confidently because he didn't know that she saw.
Speaker 1: I don't think that that is my issue with the
Speaker 1: whole thing. I think my issue is why that's the
Speaker 1: meeting point for their baked goods. It's a second date update.
Speaker 1: We're really focused on the right thing, on the logistics
Speaker 1: of how the cake got to where it got to. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm being on it. I don't know what
Speaker 1: to tell you. I don't eat dumpsters. I believe in guys,
Speaker 1: I look at it. Believe we'll get cake CSI to
Speaker 1: look in a launch a full investigation on where the
Speaker 1: cake was placed exactly. I don't know why I care.
Speaker 1: I would have eaten the dumpster cake. Even. The real
Speaker 1: thing that we care about on the show is whether
Speaker 1: or not you and Kenny had a connection, Ellie. That's
Speaker 1: what we want to get to the bottom of. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't for the garbage, I would go on ten
Speaker 1: more dates. All right. Well, now that we've solved the
Speaker 1: cake mystery around the garbage cake, we would like to
Speaker 1: offer to send you out on a second date and
Speaker 1: we'll pay for it. I guess that kind of makes
Speaker 1: up for like snakily having him on the other line. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would love to take you up on that day.
Speaker 1: That's very gooderous all right, kitty. I mean, I'm glad
Speaker 1: you guys are for that. But the real thing is
Speaker 1: like she was like spying on me, and like she
Speaker 1: could have like averted all this if she had just communicated. Okay,
Speaker 1: good luck finding a girl that doesn't spy on you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So wait, what are you saying, then, bro? Are you
Speaker 1: saying you don't want to date anymore? I'm kind of good, bro,
Speaker 1: are you sway? After all? You guys are doing too
Speaker 1: much for me. Man. I mean, he tried to explain it,
Speaker 1: but I'm a trash picture to her. Oh you can't
Speaker 1: even communicate it, So I'm done. Have a nice lifetime.
Speaker 1: Oh oh god, it could be the sing your dumpster
Speaker 1: cake you lose her oh so quickly. What his neighbor
Speaker 1: Betty Roger is going to be? Really want that to
Speaker 1: be our new show slogan have fun with dumpster Cake.
Speaker 1: You lose broking Jeffrey in the morning.