WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Cake By The Tesla

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<v Speaker 1>Second, how much does what a guy drives work on

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<v Speaker 1>impressing a girl. I think it depends on the girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it depends on the car too. Yeah about a

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<v Speaker 1>classic Aston Martin or a shiny new Bugatti, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>really fancy. I would just think the guy driving that

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<v Speaker 1>is really old isn't always a bad thing. What about

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<v Speaker 1>the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile. If your date shows up and

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<v Speaker 1>you look out the window and see he's parked the

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<v Speaker 1>big Wiener out in your driveway, you're thinking, well, don't

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<v Speaker 1>need underwear tonight. Yeah, I know where this is going.

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<v Speaker 1>And one of our listeners, Kenny, flexed his ride during

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<v Speaker 1>his date. We're gonna find out what that is in

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<v Speaker 1>just a bit. But first, Kenny, welcome to the showman.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey guys, how are you doing? Thanks for having me? Okay, Kenny,

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like I was gonna say you were proud

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<v Speaker 1>of whatever you drive, but I guess say, yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, we'll get to your sexy vehicle in just

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<v Speaker 1>a second. First, tell us about the girl that you

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<v Speaker 1>went out with. What's her name? Her name's Ellie? And uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I usually don't find too many women out there,

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<v Speaker 1>so I want on plenty assists kind of connected. But

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<v Speaker 1>the one thing she had this tattoo of a phoenix

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<v Speaker 1>like on her neck coming out her back. A neck tattoo. Moking,

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<v Speaker 1>hot bro, I'm a sucker for any chicks with that too. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're thinking that she makes questionable, possibly drunk decisions that

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<v Speaker 1>will stay with her for the rest of her life.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't read as an art lover. No, probably. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So we linked up, went out, got some food, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I paid for it, got shot here and here. Didn't

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<v Speaker 1>try to overdo it. Can I ask you? Were you

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<v Speaker 1>just looking for like a night of fun or do

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<v Speaker 1>you want like more than that? Yeah? I mean I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna be overpushing actually say, but yeah, if it's there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think we kind of had some connection, I

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<v Speaker 1>definitely want to go to another level. Okay, Okay, not

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<v Speaker 1>emotional level. I think we're talking just physical level, right,

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<v Speaker 1>any type of level I can get you next to

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<v Speaker 1>it wherever. So is that why you brought up the

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<v Speaker 1>type of car that you drive, try and impress her

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<v Speaker 1>a little. I can't even remember how we got on it,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was talking about electrical vehicle thing, and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a Tesla. Oh it's a Tesla. Right. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like my moment I could actually shine and I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I've milked it, like the thing tesla's I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's definitely like a status symbol, right, But then there's

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<v Speaker 1>also a curiosity like if you've never been in one,

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<v Speaker 1>like what are they like? Yeah, I don't even know cars,

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<v Speaker 1>but like when I hear that, I'm like, oh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty fun. What did she think when she said you

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<v Speaker 1>had a Tesla? She was a little impressed. She was

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<v Speaker 1>impressed though. We took her out there and showed her.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, so you guys went outside of the bar

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<v Speaker 1>wherever you were, and and just sat in your car

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<v Speaker 1>and looked at it. Well, nuts just sat in it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. I kind of pulled it out the spot

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<v Speaker 1>and showed her the hands free you know, the whole. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, let me show you the car. Hey, come here,

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<v Speaker 1>Tesla just drove itself in your pocket. Yeah that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>It is pretty good. I'm jealous. It freaks me out

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<v Speaker 1>when cars drive themselves? Does it more than if Alexis drive?

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<v Speaker 1>Were you able to calm her down a little bit? Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to took my hands out of my pocket

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<v Speaker 1>and took control again. But I master she wanted to drive.

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<v Speaker 1>She wasn't enough for that, you know, I think I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of got her enough. See that makes me think

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<v Speaker 1>that she wasn't as into it as you thought. Like

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<v Speaker 1>if she was into cars and you offered to let

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<v Speaker 1>her drive, she'd be like, heck, yeah, let's do this.

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<v Speaker 1>Then again, I think she saw those YouTube videos where

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<v Speaker 1>people were like on the eway just walling out the leap,

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<v Speaker 1>So I think that's kind of what it was. But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't blame her. Okay, But night goes on and

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<v Speaker 1>we moved to another location, trying to be the street

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<v Speaker 1>long story short, I offered, there's some cake cake. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>are we at a restaurant or we at your house?

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you giving her cake? Okay? I got her

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<v Speaker 1>back to my spot for nightcaps. That's why I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to be the streeted it. Didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to play it out there. Okay, you're like the cake.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even drive here. The Tesla drove itself. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't Tesla's quite the wingman. Dude. That is such a

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<v Speaker 1>move to have cake at your house. I never thought

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<v Speaker 1>of it. But if I got back to a dude's

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<v Speaker 1>house after a couple of drinks. It was like, you

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<v Speaker 1>had a decade cake at your house. Of course she's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go up there totally. But look, we're vibing. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking about the tattoos. She's telling me how she

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<v Speaker 1>has other tattoos. You know I can't see those yet,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. So I'm like, oh, let me know. This

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<v Speaker 1>cake usually is the whole room winner, and you know

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<v Speaker 1>she kind of didn't want it. But then I'm kind

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say I forced it, but I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>Win in Rome. You can't go there, not to the

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<v Speaker 1>cola see him, so win in my home? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>how the saying goes? But truthfully, I'm not sure if

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little too pushy, you know what I

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<v Speaker 1>mean about seeing her other tattoos. No no no, no no

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<v Speaker 1>no no about the cake. So you're saying that she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want the cake when you offered it to her initially,

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<v Speaker 1>but I kind of did twisted her arm. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about it then, but the next day I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of quick. She could have been on a diet,

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<v Speaker 1>she could be diabetic or something where she stays away

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<v Speaker 1>from Why wouldn't she just say that if she was diabetic.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's just like info in the end, like

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<v Speaker 1>she just never had a bite. I mean, you're super

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<v Speaker 1>pussy though, if you're like no, no, eat it, eat

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<v Speaker 1>it serious? Yeah, I would say I was excited. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that makes sense. So after she left, have you been

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<v Speaker 1>able to get in touch with her at all? You've

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<v Speaker 1>been calling her texting? Yeah, I haven't been able to

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<v Speaker 1>get in contact later, like at all. It's hard. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know women who don't work on cake as a reward,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't know help. This one's really thrown. So

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<v Speaker 1>we need to play a song, let her reset, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>come back. We'll call Ellie for you and try and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update. Okay, all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on the second. In the long tumultuous history of

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<v Speaker 1>this show, we've never heard anything quite as shocking as

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<v Speaker 1>what Kenny just told us. That his date actually turned

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<v Speaker 1>down an offer for free cake. And this is after

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<v Speaker 1>a very fun, very sexy night filled with rhine, self

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<v Speaker 1>driving tesla's and Phoenix neck tattoos. So when we heard

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<v Speaker 1>what happened, we were all baffled and just praying that

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<v Speaker 1>there's some sort of logical explanation for this. Maybe she's

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<v Speaker 1>on a diet. Maybe she had some sort of traumatic

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<v Speaker 1>running with an evil cake in her child and it

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<v Speaker 1>scarred her permanently for life. The only way to find

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<v Speaker 1>out is to actually call Ellie and ask her why

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<v Speaker 1>do you hate cake? And why won't you date Kenny?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe as the Kenny thing is more important than I

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<v Speaker 1>am more concerned about the cake. To be honest, Kenny,

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<v Speaker 1>did the cake go to waste? Or did you finish

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<v Speaker 1>it all by yourself that night? Oh? Yeah, I took

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<v Speaker 1>care of the cake. Where about that? Oh buddy? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>But hopefully you don't have to do that and you

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<v Speaker 1>can get somebody to split it with you if we

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<v Speaker 1>can get a second date. Here, I'm gonna dial Ellie's

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<v Speaker 1>number right now and we're going to do our best.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, are you ready? All right? Let's go? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go? Yeah? Hello? Hi? Is this Ellie? Is

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<v Speaker 1>this she? Hi? Ellie? I'm calling from Brooks Bakery. I

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<v Speaker 1>heard that you refuse to try a sample of our

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<v Speaker 1>cake the other night and laugh. No, I'm just We're

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<v Speaker 1>actually a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning, and you're on it. Now, oh, I you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I don't listen to radio often, but when

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<v Speaker 1>I do, I've definitely listened to you guys some times. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Good news though, you can also find our podcast on

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<v Speaker 1>Spotify or wherever you get your podcast. Is just no

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<v Speaker 1>huge streaming at work, right, Yeah, that's good exactly any

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<v Speaker 1>day all day. So what's up, guys. Oh no, we're

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<v Speaker 1>just hounding all of the people in the area telling

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<v Speaker 1>them to listen to our podcast. We're desperate. Ratings are horrible,

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<v Speaker 1>please us. That was sarcasm. Yeah, sorry, See I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>very good at anything on this show, including being funny.

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<v Speaker 1>But the truth is that we're doing something called a

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<v Speaker 1>second Date Update, and we're looking to help out one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners that went out on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>you recently, named Kenny. Oh no, I thought this was

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<v Speaker 1>going to be a fun surprise. Oh so Kenny isn't fun?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, he was great. He was lots of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>It just the second part of the date wasn't. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>oh so you you liked the first part though, Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we could concentrate on the positive for a second. Yeah, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>he was really fun. He took me out in his

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<v Speaker 1>Tesla I've never done that before. Yeah, we actually spoke

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<v Speaker 1>to Kenny for a little bit and he seemed really

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<v Speaker 1>cool and he made us laugh. He seemed like a

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<v Speaker 1>funny guy to us. Yeah. Yeah, he's very, very very funny. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so wait, so you're like having a great time, you're

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<v Speaker 1>planning on I'm guessing like calling this guy back, like

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<v Speaker 1>you're feeling good. What happened? Why? Why did it change? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he took me back to his house, which cool.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I was comfortable with that, Okay, And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we're sitting on a couch and the phone went off.

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<v Speaker 1>He had a text or some kind of a notification

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<v Speaker 1>and he got up and walked out of the room.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, maybe he had to take an important call.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I heard the front door open and then

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<v Speaker 1>he left. He walked out. Oh okay, Well, just so

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we asked Kenny about his version of the

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<v Speaker 1>day and he didn't mention any of that to us.

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<v Speaker 1>He left his own apartment while you were in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you just said. I don't think he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to even know that he left, but he he

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<v Speaker 1>definitely left. Was there like I mean, maybe a delivery

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<v Speaker 1>of some story maybe I had to pass gas and

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to do. That would have been better than

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<v Speaker 1>what actually happened. Okay, what actually happened. What actually happened

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<v Speaker 1>is I was curious, so I went and I looked

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<v Speaker 1>out the side window, and I saw him on the

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<v Speaker 1>side of the building, between him and the neighbor. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know who it was. But he opened a trash

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<v Speaker 1>can and it was dark, oul, but not that dark,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's ruffling around in the garbage, and he comes

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<v Speaker 1>out with a box and trash. Yeah, and so he

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<v Speaker 1>turns around to come back in, and so I ducked

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<v Speaker 1>and I ran back to the couch, and he walked

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<v Speaker 1>in with a box. Oh cake, probably dumpster cake. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was like going to be a drug deal

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<v Speaker 1>or something here. Yeah, he mentioned to us that he

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<v Speaker 1>offered you some cake, but he didn't say anything about

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<v Speaker 1>getting it out of the trash can. All these things

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<v Speaker 1>are going through my head. I'm like, is his neighbor

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<v Speaker 1>on the lookout to see the other neighbors a baker

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<v Speaker 1>and they just threw their you know, scrapped out for

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<v Speaker 1>the day or something. This is the conspiracy cake theory. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's why you turned down the cake. I would too. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I turned down the cake and then that was that

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<v Speaker 1>was it for me on Kenny, Like did it look

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<v Speaker 1>like fresh cake or cake? I mean, I don't eat

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<v Speaker 1>dumpster cake. It doesn't matter, I guess if I'm reading

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<v Speaker 1>this right. Unlike Brook, you're not a dumpster cake woman. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you lied to me about it. Yeah, well you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>ask him. How could you not ask him? Like is

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<v Speaker 1>this dumpster cake? I mean I would just it was

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<v Speaker 1>the first date. I didn't want him to like know

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<v Speaker 1>that I went and spied on him out the window. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I get that inclination to not want to mention that

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<v Speaker 1>you're spying. And that's exactly why Kenny wants you to

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<v Speaker 1>know that he's secretly listening on the other line right

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<v Speaker 1>now and he wants to talk to you. No, are

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<v Speaker 1>you curious right now? Are you doing? Oh? You guys,

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<v Speaker 1>that's doing me dirty here. Come on, I had no

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<v Speaker 1>idea he would be on the line. You got it

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<v Speaker 1>all wrong, el oh, oh what did she get wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>That come from? Okay, So my next door neighbor, she's

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<v Speaker 1>an elderly woman, and when I told her I was

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<v Speaker 1>going on the day, she thought it would be a

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<v Speaker 1>good idea to give me the kike, Remember the cake.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to get to that. There's a grandma that

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<v Speaker 1>lives in your apartment building who made you a cake

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<v Speaker 1>and put it in the garbage for you to pick up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, so she texts me and she was saying, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I got you a nice sweet treat at the time

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<v Speaker 1>you like. And while I was out there, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she just sat it on top of the dumpster. Wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>in the dumpster. But now I said, I knew you

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<v Speaker 1>were watching me. It makes sense. I can see where

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<v Speaker 1>you might think I got it out the trash, but no,

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<v Speaker 1>she sat thinking up from the top. Yeah, why would

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<v Speaker 1>the old woman put the cake on top of the

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<v Speaker 1>dumpster Because the way our apartments are, she didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to sit it on my stat It could be seen

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<v Speaker 1>from the street. But kind of where the dumpsters are

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of like his apartment's on wheelchair accessible. She

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<v Speaker 1>can only get to the trash can it has to

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<v Speaker 1>drop it off there. She was just doing a nice thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to just like do a nice thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't I thought you would like the cake.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know you thought I was dumpster diving. Ella,

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<v Speaker 1>do you believe him? I kind of believe his story.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, of all the scenarios ire in through my head,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the only thing that makes any sense at all. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we don't know Kenny that well, but I

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<v Speaker 1>buy his story. On the fence, I can't tell what's

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<v Speaker 1>the woman's name? What are our pastries? Does she give you?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would he lie and eat dumpster cake in front

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<v Speaker 1>of her? Yeah? Confidently because he didn't know that she saw.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that that is my issue with the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing. I think my issue is why that's the

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<v Speaker 1>meeting point for their baked goods. It's a second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>We're really focused on the right thing, on the logistics

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<v Speaker 1>of how the cake got to where it got to. Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm being on it. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you. I don't eat dumpsters. I believe in guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I look at it. Believe we'll get cake CSI to

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<v Speaker 1>look in a launch a full investigation on where the

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<v Speaker 1>cake was placed exactly. I don't know why I care.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have eaten the dumpster cake. Even. The real

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<v Speaker 1>thing that we care about on the show is whether

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<v Speaker 1>or not you and Kenny had a connection, Ellie. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what we want to get to the bottom of. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't for the garbage, I would go on ten

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<v Speaker 1>more dates. All right. Well, now that we've solved the

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<v Speaker 1>cake mystery around the garbage cake, we would like to

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<v Speaker 1>offer to send you out on a second date and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll pay for it. I guess that kind of makes

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<v Speaker 1>up for like snakily having him on the other line. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to take you up on that day.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very gooderous all right, kitty. I mean, I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are for that. But the real thing is

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<v Speaker 1>like she was like spying on me, and like she

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<v Speaker 1>could have like averted all this if she had just communicated. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>good luck finding a girl that doesn't spy on you. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So wait, what are you saying, then, bro? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>saying you don't want to date anymore? I'm kind of good, bro,

0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:28.080
<v Speaker 1>are you sway? After all? You guys are doing too

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<v Speaker 1>much for me. Man. I mean, he tried to explain it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm a trash picture to her. Oh you can't

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<v Speaker 1>even communicate it, So I'm done. Have a nice lifetime.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh god, it could be the sing your dumpster

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<v Speaker 1>cake you lose her oh so quickly. What his neighbor

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<v Speaker 1>Betty Roger is going to be? Really want that to

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<v Speaker 1>be our new show slogan have fun with dumpster Cake.

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<v Speaker 1>You lose broking Jeffrey in the morning.