1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:06,760 Speaker 1: Second, how much does what a guy drives work on 2 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,240 Speaker 1: impressing a girl. I think it depends on the girl. 3 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: Maybe it depends on the car too. Yeah about a 4 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:19,440 Speaker 1: classic Aston Martin or a shiny new Bugatti, but that's 5 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 1: really fancy. I would just think the guy driving that 6 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:26,040 Speaker 1: is really old isn't always a bad thing. What about 7 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile. If your date shows up and 8 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,880 Speaker 1: you look out the window and see he's parked the 9 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: big Wiener out in your driveway, you're thinking, well, don't 10 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 1: need underwear tonight. Yeah, I know where this is going. 11 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 1: And one of our listeners, Kenny, flexed his ride during 12 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,920 Speaker 1: his date. We're gonna find out what that is in 13 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: just a bit. But first, Kenny, welcome to the showman. 14 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,560 Speaker 1: Hey guys, how are you doing? Thanks for having me? Okay, Kenny, 15 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 1: it sounds like I was gonna say you were proud 16 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: of whatever you drive, but I guess say, yeah, like 17 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 1: I said, we'll get to your sexy vehicle in just 18 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:06,600 Speaker 1: a second. First, tell us about the girl that you 19 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 1: went out with. What's her name? Her name's Ellie? And uh, 20 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:12,560 Speaker 1: you know, I usually don't find too many women out there, 21 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:15,280 Speaker 1: so I want on plenty assists kind of connected. But 22 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:18,040 Speaker 1: the one thing she had this tattoo of a phoenix 23 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:22,720 Speaker 1: like on her neck coming out her back. A neck tattoo. Moking, 24 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 1: hot bro, I'm a sucker for any chicks with that too. Yeah, 25 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:30,319 Speaker 1: you're thinking that she makes questionable, possibly drunk decisions that 26 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,199 Speaker 1: will stay with her for the rest of her life. 27 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: She didn't read as an art lover. No, probably. Yeah, 28 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,920 Speaker 1: So we linked up, went out, got some food, you know, 29 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 1: I paid for it, got shot here and here. Didn't 30 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 1: try to overdo it. Can I ask you? Were you 31 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,039 Speaker 1: just looking for like a night of fun or do 32 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 1: you want like more than that? Yeah? I mean I'm 33 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 1: not gonna be overpushing actually say, but yeah, if it's there, 34 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 1: and I think we kind of had some connection, I 35 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,920 Speaker 1: definitely want to go to another level. Okay, Okay, not 36 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: emotional level. I think we're talking just physical level, right, 37 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 1: any type of level I can get you next to 38 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 1: it wherever. So is that why you brought up the 39 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: type of car that you drive, try and impress her 40 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 1: a little. I can't even remember how we got on it, 41 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 1: but it was talking about electrical vehicle thing, and I'm like, oh, 42 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 1: I have a Tesla. Oh it's a Tesla. Right. It 43 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,640 Speaker 1: was like my moment I could actually shine and I 44 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:22,920 Speaker 1: mean I've milked it, like the thing tesla's I mean, 45 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,679 Speaker 1: it's definitely like a status symbol, right, But then there's 46 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,919 Speaker 1: also a curiosity like if you've never been in one, 47 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,320 Speaker 1: like what are they like? Yeah, I don't even know cars, 48 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,359 Speaker 1: but like when I hear that, I'm like, oh, it's 49 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 1: pretty fun. What did she think when she said you 50 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 1: had a Tesla? She was a little impressed. She was 51 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,920 Speaker 1: impressed though. We took her out there and showed her. 52 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: Oh wait, so you guys went outside of the bar 53 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,600 Speaker 1: wherever you were, and and just sat in your car 54 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:48,080 Speaker 1: and looked at it. Well, nuts just sat in it, 55 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 1: you know. I kind of pulled it out the spot 56 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 1: and showed her the hands free you know, the whole. Yeah, 57 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,079 Speaker 1: you're like, let me show you the car. Hey, come here, 58 00:02:55,160 --> 00:03:00,640 Speaker 1: Tesla just drove itself in your pocket. Yeah that's cool. 59 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,400 Speaker 1: It is pretty good. I'm jealous. It freaks me out 60 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 1: when cars drive themselves? Does it more than if Alexis drive? 61 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 1: Were you able to calm her down a little bit? Well, yeah, 62 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 1: I want to took my hands out of my pocket 63 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,119 Speaker 1: and took control again. But I master she wanted to drive. 64 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,760 Speaker 1: She wasn't enough for that, you know, I think I 65 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: kind of got her enough. See that makes me think 66 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 1: that she wasn't as into it as you thought. Like 67 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 1: if she was into cars and you offered to let 68 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:30,519 Speaker 1: her drive, she'd be like, heck, yeah, let's do this. 69 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 1: Then again, I think she saw those YouTube videos where 70 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 1: people were like on the eway just walling out the leap, 71 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 1: So I think that's kind of what it was. But 72 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:41,720 Speaker 1: I don't blame her. Okay, But night goes on and 73 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,840 Speaker 1: we moved to another location, trying to be the street 74 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 1: long story short, I offered, there's some cake cake. Wait, 75 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 1: are we at a restaurant or we at your house? 76 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 1: Where are you giving her cake? Okay? I got her 77 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 1: back to my spot for nightcaps. That's why I thought 78 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 1: I was trying to be the streeted it. Didn't want 79 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 1: to play it out there. Okay, you're like the cake. 80 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 1: I didn't even drive here. The Tesla drove itself. I 81 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:08,360 Speaker 1: don't Tesla's quite the wingman. Dude. That is such a 82 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 1: move to have cake at your house. I never thought 83 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: of it. But if I got back to a dude's 84 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 1: house after a couple of drinks. It was like, you 85 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:20,120 Speaker 1: had a decade cake at your house. Of course she's 86 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,919 Speaker 1: gonna go up there totally. But look, we're vibing. You know, 87 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,640 Speaker 1: we're talking about the tattoos. She's telling me how she 88 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,800 Speaker 1: has other tattoos. You know I can't see those yet, 89 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 1: you know. So I'm like, oh, let me know. This 90 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,039 Speaker 1: cake usually is the whole room winner, and you know 91 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,160 Speaker 1: she kind of didn't want it. But then I'm kind 92 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,880 Speaker 1: I want to say I forced it, but I'm like, 93 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,160 Speaker 1: Win in Rome. You can't go there, not to the 94 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 1: cola see him, so win in my home? Is that 95 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 1: how the saying goes? But truthfully, I'm not sure if 96 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 1: I was a little too pushy, you know what I 97 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:50,719 Speaker 1: mean about seeing her other tattoos. No no no, no no 98 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:54,280 Speaker 1: no no about the cake. So you're saying that she 99 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,920 Speaker 1: didn't want the cake when you offered it to her initially, 100 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: but I kind of did twisted her arm. I wasn't 101 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,360 Speaker 1: thinking about it then, but the next day I'm like, yeah, 102 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,599 Speaker 1: kind of quick. She could have been on a diet, 103 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 1: she could be diabetic or something where she stays away 104 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,720 Speaker 1: from Why wouldn't she just say that if she was diabetic. 105 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:16,280 Speaker 1: I mean, that's just like info in the end, like 106 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,800 Speaker 1: she just never had a bite. I mean, you're super 107 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:20,720 Speaker 1: pussy though, if you're like no, no, eat it, eat 108 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:28,719 Speaker 1: it serious? Yeah, I would say I was excited. Okay, 109 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 1: that makes sense. So after she left, have you been 110 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,360 Speaker 1: able to get in touch with her at all? You've 111 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:36,040 Speaker 1: been calling her texting? Yeah, I haven't been able to 112 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,919 Speaker 1: get in contact later, like at all. It's hard. I 113 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: don't know women who don't work on cake as a reward, 114 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:45,280 Speaker 1: so I don't know help. This one's really thrown. So 115 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:47,479 Speaker 1: we need to play a song, let her reset, we'll 116 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 1: come back. We'll call Ellie for you and try and 117 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:52,600 Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, all right, all right, 118 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: hold on the second. In the long tumultuous history of 119 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 1: this show, we've never heard anything quite as shocking as 120 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:08,440 Speaker 1: what Kenny just told us. That his date actually turned 121 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 1: down an offer for free cake. And this is after 122 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:18,159 Speaker 1: a very fun, very sexy night filled with rhine, self 123 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:22,359 Speaker 1: driving tesla's and Phoenix neck tattoos. So when we heard 124 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:26,440 Speaker 1: what happened, we were all baffled and just praying that 125 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:29,720 Speaker 1: there's some sort of logical explanation for this. Maybe she's 126 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,880 Speaker 1: on a diet. Maybe she had some sort of traumatic 127 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 1: running with an evil cake in her child and it 128 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:39,440 Speaker 1: scarred her permanently for life. The only way to find 129 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,599 Speaker 1: out is to actually call Ellie and ask her why 130 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,960 Speaker 1: do you hate cake? And why won't you date Kenny? 131 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:50,000 Speaker 1: Maybe as the Kenny thing is more important than I 132 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:53,520 Speaker 1: am more concerned about the cake. To be honest, Kenny, 133 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 1: did the cake go to waste? Or did you finish 134 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 1: it all by yourself that night? Oh? Yeah, I took 135 00:06:57,839 --> 00:07:08,280 Speaker 1: care of the cake. Where about that? Oh buddy? Yeah, 136 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:10,080 Speaker 1: But hopefully you don't have to do that and you 137 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 1: can get somebody to split it with you if we 138 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,280 Speaker 1: can get a second date. Here, I'm gonna dial Ellie's 139 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:15,960 Speaker 1: number right now and we're going to do our best. 140 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,560 Speaker 1: All right, are you ready? All right? Let's go? All right? 141 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:33,280 Speaker 1: Here we go? Yeah? Hello? Hi? Is this Ellie? Is 142 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:37,480 Speaker 1: this she? Hi? Ellie? I'm calling from Brooks Bakery. I 143 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:40,240 Speaker 1: heard that you refuse to try a sample of our 144 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:52,000 Speaker 1: cake the other night and laugh. No, I'm just We're 145 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,400 Speaker 1: actually a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in 146 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,640 Speaker 1: the Morning, and you're on it. Now, oh, I you guys. 147 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 1: I mean I don't listen to radio often, but when 148 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,960 Speaker 1: I do, I've definitely listened to you guys some times. Well. 149 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,840 Speaker 1: Good news though, you can also find our podcast on 150 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:10,040 Speaker 1: Spotify or wherever you get your podcast. Is just no 151 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:13,600 Speaker 1: huge streaming at work, right, Yeah, that's good exactly any 152 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:17,280 Speaker 1: day all day. So what's up, guys. Oh no, we're 153 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 1: just hounding all of the people in the area telling 154 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:24,040 Speaker 1: them to listen to our podcast. We're desperate. Ratings are horrible, 155 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:28,120 Speaker 1: please us. That was sarcasm. Yeah, sorry, See I'm not 156 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,440 Speaker 1: very good at anything on this show, including being funny. 157 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:33,000 Speaker 1: But the truth is that we're doing something called a 158 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:35,120 Speaker 1: second Date Update, and we're looking to help out one 159 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:37,480 Speaker 1: of our listeners that went out on a date with 160 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 1: you recently, named Kenny. Oh no, I thought this was 161 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:46,800 Speaker 1: going to be a fun surprise. Oh so Kenny isn't fun? 162 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,200 Speaker 1: Oh no, he was great. He was lots of fun. 163 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:55,120 Speaker 1: It just the second part of the date wasn't. Oh 164 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:57,280 Speaker 1: oh so you you liked the first part though, Maybe 165 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:00,760 Speaker 1: we could concentrate on the positive for a second. Yeah, yeah, no, 166 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,079 Speaker 1: he was really fun. He took me out in his 167 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:06,760 Speaker 1: Tesla I've never done that before. Yeah, we actually spoke 168 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:09,320 Speaker 1: to Kenny for a little bit and he seemed really 169 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,160 Speaker 1: cool and he made us laugh. He seemed like a 170 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:16,680 Speaker 1: funny guy to us. Yeah. Yeah, he's very, very very funny. Okay, 171 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,920 Speaker 1: so wait, so you're like having a great time, you're 172 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 1: planning on I'm guessing like calling this guy back, like 173 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:25,760 Speaker 1: you're feeling good. What happened? Why? Why did it change? Oh? 174 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,760 Speaker 1: I mean he took me back to his house, which cool. 175 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:31,679 Speaker 1: You know, I was comfortable with that, Okay, And you know, 176 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,160 Speaker 1: we're sitting on a couch and the phone went off. 177 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,400 Speaker 1: He had a text or some kind of a notification 178 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,600 Speaker 1: and he got up and walked out of the room. 179 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:41,600 Speaker 1: You know, maybe he had to take an important call. 180 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,480 Speaker 1: But then I heard the front door open and then 181 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:48,880 Speaker 1: he left. He walked out. Oh okay, Well, just so 182 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,079 Speaker 1: you know, we asked Kenny about his version of the 183 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:53,400 Speaker 1: day and he didn't mention any of that to us. 184 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,520 Speaker 1: He left his own apartment while you were in it. 185 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,280 Speaker 1: Is that what you just said. I don't think he 186 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,040 Speaker 1: wanted to even know that he left, but he he 187 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:04,559 Speaker 1: definitely left. Was there like I mean, maybe a delivery 188 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:07,040 Speaker 1: of some story maybe I had to pass gas and 189 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:12,880 Speaker 1: didn't want to do. That would have been better than 190 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:16,920 Speaker 1: what actually happened. Okay, what actually happened. What actually happened 191 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,240 Speaker 1: is I was curious, so I went and I looked 192 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,960 Speaker 1: out the side window, and I saw him on the 193 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,960 Speaker 1: side of the building, between him and the neighbor. I 194 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,520 Speaker 1: don't know who it was. But he opened a trash 195 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,880 Speaker 1: can and it was dark, oul, but not that dark, 196 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,960 Speaker 1: and he's ruffling around in the garbage, and he comes 197 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:37,240 Speaker 1: out with a box and trash. Yeah, and so he 198 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,559 Speaker 1: turns around to come back in, and so I ducked 199 00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:43,120 Speaker 1: and I ran back to the couch, and he walked 200 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:50,360 Speaker 1: in with a box. Oh cake, probably dumpster cake. I 201 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,840 Speaker 1: thought it was like going to be a drug deal 202 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:57,800 Speaker 1: or something here. Yeah, he mentioned to us that he 203 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,840 Speaker 1: offered you some cake, but he didn't say anything about 204 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:03,319 Speaker 1: getting it out of the trash can. All these things 205 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,200 Speaker 1: are going through my head. I'm like, is his neighbor 206 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,640 Speaker 1: on the lookout to see the other neighbors a baker 207 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,200 Speaker 1: and they just threw their you know, scrapped out for 208 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:13,920 Speaker 1: the day or something. This is the conspiracy cake theory. Yeah, 209 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:18,400 Speaker 1: so that's why you turned down the cake. I would too. Yeah, 210 00:11:18,559 --> 00:11:20,640 Speaker 1: I turned down the cake and then that was that 211 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,960 Speaker 1: was it for me on Kenny, Like did it look 212 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,520 Speaker 1: like fresh cake or cake? I mean, I don't eat 213 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:33,160 Speaker 1: dumpster cake. It doesn't matter, I guess if I'm reading 214 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:38,520 Speaker 1: this right. Unlike Brook, you're not a dumpster cake woman. No, No, 215 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,640 Speaker 1: you lied to me about it. Yeah, well you didn't 216 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:43,719 Speaker 1: ask him. How could you not ask him? Like is 217 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:47,599 Speaker 1: this dumpster cake? I mean I would just it was 218 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,080 Speaker 1: the first date. I didn't want him to like know 219 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:53,880 Speaker 1: that I went and spied on him out the window. Yeah. 220 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:57,120 Speaker 1: I get that inclination to not want to mention that 221 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:00,679 Speaker 1: you're spying. And that's exactly why Kenny wants you to 222 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:03,080 Speaker 1: know that he's secretly listening on the other line right 223 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:06,520 Speaker 1: now and he wants to talk to you. No, are 224 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,760 Speaker 1: you curious right now? Are you doing? Oh? You guys, 225 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:13,800 Speaker 1: that's doing me dirty here. Come on, I had no 226 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,080 Speaker 1: idea he would be on the line. You got it 227 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:19,600 Speaker 1: all wrong, el oh, oh what did she get wrong? 228 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:24,040 Speaker 1: That come from? Okay, So my next door neighbor, she's 229 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,439 Speaker 1: an elderly woman, and when I told her I was 230 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,320 Speaker 1: going on the day, she thought it would be a 231 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,600 Speaker 1: good idea to give me the kike, Remember the cake. 232 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,840 Speaker 1: I tried to get to that. There's a grandma that 233 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,880 Speaker 1: lives in your apartment building who made you a cake 234 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,960 Speaker 1: and put it in the garbage for you to pick up. 235 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:40,880 Speaker 1: Oh no, so she texts me and she was saying, hey, 236 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:43,000 Speaker 1: I got you a nice sweet treat at the time 237 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,440 Speaker 1: you like. And while I was out there, you know, 238 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,600 Speaker 1: she just sat it on top of the dumpster. Wasn't 239 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:50,000 Speaker 1: in the dumpster. But now I said, I knew you 240 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,120 Speaker 1: were watching me. It makes sense. I can see where 241 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,920 Speaker 1: you might think I got it out the trash, but no, 242 00:12:56,920 --> 00:13:00,640 Speaker 1: she sat thinking up from the top. Yeah, why would 243 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,560 Speaker 1: the old woman put the cake on top of the 244 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:06,280 Speaker 1: dumpster Because the way our apartments are, she didn't want 245 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,240 Speaker 1: to sit it on my stat It could be seen 246 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,400 Speaker 1: from the street. But kind of where the dumpsters are 247 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:15,400 Speaker 1: is kind of like his apartment's on wheelchair accessible. She 248 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,360 Speaker 1: can only get to the trash can it has to 249 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,600 Speaker 1: drop it off there. She was just doing a nice thing. 250 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,040 Speaker 1: I was trying to just like do a nice thing. 251 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,200 Speaker 1: And I don't I thought you would like the cake. 252 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:27,120 Speaker 1: I didn't know you thought I was dumpster diving. Ella, 253 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,920 Speaker 1: do you believe him? I kind of believe his story. 254 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:33,280 Speaker 1: I mean, of all the scenarios ire in through my head, 255 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,520 Speaker 1: that's the only thing that makes any sense at all. Yeah, 256 00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:39,800 Speaker 1: I mean, we don't know Kenny that well, but I 257 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:44,040 Speaker 1: buy his story. On the fence, I can't tell what's 258 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:48,679 Speaker 1: the woman's name? What are our pastries? Does she give you? 259 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,880 Speaker 1: Why would he lie and eat dumpster cake in front 260 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:58,160 Speaker 1: of her? Yeah? Confidently because he didn't know that she saw. 261 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,120 Speaker 1: I don't think that that is my issue with the 262 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,520 Speaker 1: whole thing. I think my issue is why that's the 263 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:07,000 Speaker 1: meeting point for their baked goods. It's a second date update. 264 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,720 Speaker 1: We're really focused on the right thing, on the logistics 265 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,680 Speaker 1: of how the cake got to where it got to. Well, okay, 266 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,760 Speaker 1: I mean I'm being on it. I don't know what 267 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:21,160 Speaker 1: to tell you. I don't eat dumpsters. I believe in guys, 268 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:25,320 Speaker 1: I look at it. Believe we'll get cake CSI to 269 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:29,000 Speaker 1: look in a launch a full investigation on where the 270 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,120 Speaker 1: cake was placed exactly. I don't know why I care. 271 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:35,120 Speaker 1: I would have eaten the dumpster cake. Even. The real 272 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,240 Speaker 1: thing that we care about on the show is whether 273 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,920 Speaker 1: or not you and Kenny had a connection, Ellie. That's 274 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,720 Speaker 1: what we want to get to the bottom of. Yeah, 275 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,920 Speaker 1: it wasn't for the garbage, I would go on ten 276 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,080 Speaker 1: more dates. All right. Well, now that we've solved the 277 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:50,040 Speaker 1: cake mystery around the garbage cake, we would like to 278 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,960 Speaker 1: offer to send you out on a second date and 279 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,160 Speaker 1: we'll pay for it. I guess that kind of makes 280 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,960 Speaker 1: up for like snakily having him on the other line. Yeah, 281 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,920 Speaker 1: I would love to take you up on that day. 282 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:04,440 Speaker 1: That's very gooderous all right, kitty. I mean, I'm glad 283 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,000 Speaker 1: you guys are for that. But the real thing is 284 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,600 Speaker 1: like she was like spying on me, and like she 285 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:13,680 Speaker 1: could have like averted all this if she had just communicated. Okay, 286 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:18,560 Speaker 1: good luck finding a girl that doesn't spy on you. Yeah. 287 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,520 Speaker 1: So wait, what are you saying, then, bro? Are you 288 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:24,240 Speaker 1: saying you don't want to date anymore? I'm kind of good, bro, 289 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:28,080 Speaker 1: are you sway? After all? You guys are doing too 290 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,720 Speaker 1: much for me. Man. I mean, he tried to explain it, 291 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:34,760 Speaker 1: but I'm a trash picture to her. Oh you can't 292 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:38,000 Speaker 1: even communicate it, So I'm done. Have a nice lifetime. 293 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:43,560 Speaker 1: Oh oh god, it could be the sing your dumpster 294 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:48,360 Speaker 1: cake you lose her oh so quickly. What his neighbor 295 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,360 Speaker 1: Betty Roger is going to be? Really want that to 296 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,760 Speaker 1: be our new show slogan have fun with dumpster Cake. 297 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,440 Speaker 1: You lose broking Jeffrey in the morning.