WEBVTT - They're An 'EX' For A Reason! 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:04.040 Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect 0:00:04.080 --> 0:00:15.520 podcast Network and I Heart Radio. Hello and welcome to 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:19.840 another episode of Reasonably Shiny. This is just our Bryant 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:23.119 and I'm Robin Dixon. Thank you, thank you again for listening. 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:29.040 We are in what Giselle's what I call Giselle's icebox. Yes, yes, 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:31.480 it's very cold down here. And thank you so much 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:34.559 for making the Real Housewives of a Tone make a 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:39.080 smash hits in the summertime, which is like hard to do. 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:45.720 Absolutely yes for out on boats and vacations. Yes, and Hampton's, 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:47.320 but they make sure they're get in front of the 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:50.000 TV to watch. So thank you. Sunday's eight o'clock. Thank 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:55.080 you so much, Bravo TV dot com. Alright, so it's 0:00:55.120 --> 0:01:00.400 now time for our Reasonably Shady Moment of the week. 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:06.600 Mine is like not really a big story, but it's 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:09.960 just it's pissing me off. Okay, So I have been 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:14.600 binging and I think I mentioned this before a national 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:19.200 geographic documentary called Narco Wars. Okay, so the first season 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:22.240 was all about like Pablo and Chappo and all them 0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:26.520 people over there in Mexico and in Colombia. Second season 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:29.960 is about um the mafia, the Sicilian mafia all that. 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:35.520 So like I didn't know where they just stopped episodes 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:39.480 like season one I think went to went headed twelve episodes. 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:42.720 Season two we on six and I'm I'm tweling my 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:46.880 thumbs waiting, like where to where to rest? So yeah, 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:50.200 National Geographic y'all shady. Wait a minute, So these are 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:52.480 you're watching them like weeks a week or you're bench. 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:55.440 I was bending them, okay, And I don't think I 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:58.080 caught up, Like it's been several weeks and I do 0:01:58.200 --> 0:02:01.400 not have a new episode, and I was all in, 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:03.600 like I was in, like chopping at the base. I 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:05.680 wonder what happened. I don't know what happened. But National 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:08.640 Geographic y'all shady, y'all figure it out and give me 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:14.640 some give me some more episodes because Narco Wars is everything. Okay, 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:17.600 I need to watch that. Yeah, no, it's really really good. Yes, 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:21.520 it's good. Um, so y'all being shady, do better. M mmmmm. 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:25.200 We don't COVID. No, I don't blame this. It's a documentary. 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:29.360 I don't blame this on editors had COVID. Okay, editors 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:32.440 got a little sick. Okay that two weeks of incubation 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:35.760 or whatever isolation is over, so give me my episodes 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:42.519 the end. Yes, yes, yes, all right, so mine, I mean, okay, 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:44.480 so mine, I'm just going to read a shady comment, 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:47.120 and of course we get plenty of shady comments all 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:51.240 the week, every day. Um, but yeah, I'm just going 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:53.480 to just you know, let you know, so, are you 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:54.920 going to say their name or we're gonna call him 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:56.239 out or not? We're not calling him out. Yeah, I 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:58.360 don't want to say their name, okay, because y'all are 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:01.280 cause shady people on because clearly this is an account 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:06.080 created to troll people side troller high. Yes, so the 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:14.120 account is called I Dot hate dot everyone. You are right? 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:16.840 So really so it's like, so the person behind this 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:21.280 page is probably literally like a grandmother, like or you know, 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:24.399 probably is like, um, you know, someone that you would 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:29.320 like least expect it, like an HR advisor at Morgan Stanley, 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:31.080 you know what I mean. And then they create these 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:35.680 like fake pages so they mean control people. But they said, 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:39.240 so I hate everyone hates me? Of course they said 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:42.800 why the first of all, like I hate everyone you 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:45.600 typed in my name and hit like you know you 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:49.880 deliberately went to me to give me this message, which like, okay, 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:54.160 why are you still on the show? You're boring is 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:59.280 fuck and have nothing to offer, like what okay, Like 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:03.120 I I'm not your cup of tea, which is fine, 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:05.560 I don't you know, you don't hurt my feelings, but 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:08.760 if I'm boring, like why are you spending your time 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:13.920 to open Instagram type in my name and leave a message? 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:17.000 It's weird to me, Like if I don't like someone, 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:19.760 I'm not going out of my way to tell them 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:23.520 I don't like them. That's actually beyond shady. Well yeah, 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:25.680 of course, but it's like, but the sad part is 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:28.160 that this is so normal for us, like, oh yeah, 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.240 it's all the time. This is all the time. And 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:32.560 guess what, I think they're hilarious. No, no, well, I 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:34.080 mean I get a good laugh. I get a good 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:37.279 chuckle because I'm like, but you spent time to message 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:40.920 me and you hate me, right, Okay, So we get that, 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:44.400 And then I actually want to read something on the 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:48.520 opposite side of the spectrum because this is from Katrina 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:54.840 Taylor and she said hello. Let me start off by saying, 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:59.920 I love reasonably shady. Oh Thank you, Katrina. Exclamation point, 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.800 thank you information point. Yes, you and Robin are so 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:06.920 funny and real. The chemistry between you two is awesome. 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:09.800 I also watched The Real Housewives of Potomac and love. 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:13.880 Let me also say, let the hates hate and continue 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:19.400 living your life to the fullest. Okay, Katrina, Now let 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:22.839 me get back to the latest episode of Reasonably Shady. See. 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:24.440 I love that. I love that. I love that, like 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:27.880 we can balance the good with the bad, and honestly, 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:31.920 the good far outweighs the bad. So thank you, Katrina, 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:34.600 Thank you everyone else who has sent us positive messages. 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:37.359 Those do not fall on deaf ears. Even though we 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:41.520 are pretty tough and we can tune out the haters. Um. 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:44.600 It always feels good to receive love. So thank you 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:47.080 so much for for the love that that means a 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:49.600 lot to us. It does, it doesn't, especially because you know, 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:52.960 this whole podcast journey, we didn't know what we were doing. 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:54.680 We were just kind of jumping into it, and so 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:57.960 to get like positive feedback by so many people is 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:00.799 really refreshing. Oh yeah, absolutely, I mean, can I be honest, 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:02.680 I had never even listened to a podcast before in 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:05.200 my life, and I was like, I want to do 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:10.440 a podcast. We should be saying that. Well, no, I 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:12.960 hadn't even I had never listened to your podcast. Well 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:16.480 I never listened to a full podcast. But I felt like, 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:21.320 you know, our dynamic is real enough that people would 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:24.960 be able to identify, right, absolutely, absolutely yeah, because it's 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:28.360 I mean literally, this is y'all. Gelle not talk on 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:31.800 the phone um every day and this is pretty much 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:34.279 what we do every day. Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:36.040 we have so much to talk about that's happening in 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:39.000 these streets. But first and foremost, I didn't talk about 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:44.080 my dad, okay, because you know we love Mr. Yes, 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:45.880 we did, we you know, and he always calls me 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:48.680 and he talks real slow. And he was like, wait 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:50.240 when you when they calls, because is how I am 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:52.240 my dad. I'm like, okay, what is he about to say? 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:54.480 Like it's like because they do start off so slow, 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:57.640 and you're like, where's this going? Right now? I take 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:59.880 so many directions when I see it's him and he 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:03.800 in my phone as daddy, Um, I'm like, I don't 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:05.880 know if it's gonna be a long conversation or short conversation. 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:07.520 It could go either way. Either I'm on the phone 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:10.360 for an hour or like five minutes. Okay, So I 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:13.440 just mentally prepared myself, all right, But this the other day, 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:17.559 he was like, Giselle, um, so I have a couple 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:21.040 of questions. So I was like, yeah, okay. What he said, so, 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:27.200 you know these people that are getting but surgeries, and 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:30.520 I was like, okay, where is this going? He said, 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:34.680 so how do they recover from that? I mean, how 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:38.720 do they sit down? The great question? I was like, 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:42.840 the recovery must be very strange. And I said, I 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:44.720 don't know IF's strange is the word, daddy? But um, 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.200 I said, you're you're asking me why? Like, I don't 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:50.920 know why? Yeah. He was like, so, like do they 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:55.120 just lay on their stomach the whole time? How do 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:59.080 they do this? Well? So I said, well, from what 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:02.000 I understand, you get pillows to sit on. Yes. We 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:06.280 we witnessed that ourselves, yes, yes. And he said okay, 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:08.800 but then you know you've got to sleep at night 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:11.120 and all you gotta I guess you gotta make sure 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:14.200 you can't roll over. My god, he's so concerned. He 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:18.160 was confined. He like went over this in his mind 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:21.680 and he was so confused I'm always wondering about the toilet. 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:24.080 How do you go to the bathroom? I mean, are 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:28.360 their problems there? You know? I mean like does it 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:30.960 come out? Does anything come out? Okay? Because right, so 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:33.480 they have to sit on pillows, and you know, toilets 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:35.920 are kind of hard, right, So like what if you're 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:38.920 constipated and you have you just got your butt done, 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:41.400 and then is that going to like move the feral? 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:45.200 That's a good question, you know, you know what, so 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:47.120 many questions and don't think about, like what if you 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:50.320 you know, whats your butt gets to a certain size? Yes, 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:53.679 just too much. I'm sorry, it's okay, but no, I've 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:55.760 heard from men that they don't really like the women 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:59.000 with the big butts doing it from behind, oh, because 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:01.720 it's like they can't get indeed, yes, I said you 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:07.640 want to anybody like me? Yeah? Pretty much? Like I 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:09.600 think it's in a way, it's pretty. It's pretty to 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:12.280 look at, right, it's nice to like squeeze and put 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:15.560 your hand around it. But my dangling, unless you're dangling, 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:18.319 is like t long. Yes, yes, unless like it's a 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:21.920 six footer when we don't really want that. I don't 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:25.760 want that, okay, So but yeah, it's it's problematic. And 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:31.080 actually I'm lying. Porsche told me this. Porsche said that 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:34.480 the big butts can be problems for man. She's speaking 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:38.360 from experience, yes, she she was referring to herself. Yes, yeah, 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:42.000 I was no, but it would it be like I 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.040 regret doing it because I don't think. I don't know 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:46.280 if she got a budget. I can't. She never said 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:48.360 she got, but she was just saying big butts is 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:51.000 a problem for men doing it from behind, got it? Yeah, 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:54.040 And I was like, okay, I stay my little but right, 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:58.560 keep it nice and problems I don't want. Okay, So 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:01.040 your father okay. So so I tried to spain as 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:03.920 much as I could and for a little bit of 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:06.120 knowledge that I have, and then I had to walk 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:08.840 away from the conversation. Yeah yeah, I was like, Dad, 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:11.680 just tell him start like googling, going on YouTube and 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:15.080 you know people on YouTube set yes, and you know 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:17.120 he's he's eighty something years old. He has these he 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:18.880 has these thoughts. He just wants to be clear. So 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:22.240 one time, Okay, so my mom has like a big butt, 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:25.760 just because right, so she has like big hips and 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:29.480 a big butt. So just this conversation just reminded me 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:32.440 of something funny. Um. So, there was a story. It 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:34.840 was like a news story on and I'm sitting in 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:36.760 the living room with my kids watching it, and it 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:40.160 was about people going to I don't know, the dr 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:42.800 or somewhere, you know, Latin America get their butts done 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:45.640 in America. And my kids this is literally like at 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:48.000 least five years ago. So they're probably like, you know, 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:50.560 Carter might have been six whatever, I can't remember his 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:54.360 card or a cory. So they said, so is that 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:59.600 what GI did? They got their grandmother had a BBL. 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:05.080 She had a b the house, not did grandma have 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:10.360 a bloodchas And what are you saying? I died laughing? 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:14.800 I died laughing. I died laught. Okay, this one is 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:17.080 we have another story. We were playing and talked about 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:19.520 this at all. Okay, So, and my sister's gonna kill me. 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:23.160 So my sister is a little larger than you know me, 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:25.760 and so when my kids were a little and my 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:28.960 sister came over, they were like, she was like, okay, 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:30.800 I'm gonna go to the bathroom and they were like, well, 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:34.040 where are you going to do that? And so she 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:37.440 was like the toilet like right there, and they were like, no, 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:40.640 you can't fit on that. My kids told my sister 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:46.720 she cannot fit. She was mad. She was like, these 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:50.440 little run rats are the worst. But they weren't being mean. 0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:52.360 It wasn't like they were trying to be mean. They 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:54.480 were just like literally thought, okay, so you have to 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:57.560 have a size. Oh. They just assumed like this toilet 0:11:57.559 --> 0:12:02.480 got bigger, so that if you're was physically bigger than 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:06.000 you need a bigger toilet. Yeah, tell him the butthole 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:07.960 is still the same time. Yes, I didn't say that. 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:10.840 I just said she'll be fine, y'all in mind business, 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:13.800 she'll be fine. Okay, my sister is gonna kill me. 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:17.280 I love you. Yes, the kids, the kids be, the 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:21.080 kids be doing the moment they asked, is that where went? 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:25.920 I said, oh my god, oh god. Alright, So moving 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:36.760 on now. Good to know that remember that tragic building 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:43.360 that collapse in Miami. Can you can't imagine so freaking horrible. Um, 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:46.920 but great to know that they're going to get compensated. 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:49.840 I think a judge was saying that they should get 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:53.760 no less than one fifty million dollars. Wow, Wow, as 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.560 they should? Is that for like like everyone, so they 0:12:56.600 --> 0:13:02.640 would split that thirst individual individual literally. Yes. Okay, so 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:05.720 first of all, you've got not only people that passed away, 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:08.800 but the people who lost their their built, you know, 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.240 their their home. Yes, because that was the other side 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:15.160 of the building, right, So that's over. It was like 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:18.480 eighty units that collapsed, so clearly like the building it's 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:20.719 it was you know, probably like over a hundred and 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:24.079 sixty units, yes, at least, So we're saying that a 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:27.920 billion dollars units are going to get a hundred fifty 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:31.240 million dollars. I'm mad at it. No, oh yeah, I 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:35.440 would be so in my ass off. Oh absolutely, because like, 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:38.280 first of all, the people, the human beings who overlooked 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:43.679 the cracks and the water, and I mean, hm, they 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:47.120 they must honestly feel horrible, Like I couldn't even imagine 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:50.000 how they can just like, like they probably need to 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:52.600 be institutionalized. I couldn't imagine if that was me and 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:55.680 dropped the ball that badly. Yeah, I mean, and the 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:58.280 building from what I understand, was not that old. It 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:02.080 was like what forty years But I shouldn't be falling down, no, right, 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:04.280 it shouldn't. So so I guess you know the problem 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:07.160 was from construction. But it's also like the water, like 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:09.280 being so close to the beach and the sand, and 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:11.559 the erosion is a little bit higher, but it's like 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:13.920 but still like, And I would be worried if I 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:16.400 lived in any of the other buildings down there. Oh yeah, No, 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:20.560 nobody is buying a thing down there, right right, But 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:25.160 then you have people that capitalize on tragedies and by 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:27.520 all the property and then charge people a whole bunch. Well, 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:33.520 I'm sure Tom Girardi is wishing Tom Girardi will not 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:38.800 be an attorney in these Yes, but that's not happening. Sorry, Erica, 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:45.800 rob that was robbing at me. I mean, okay, moving on. 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:49.280 I have been chomping at the bit to talk about 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:53.040 this whole I want to go to space, and I'm 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:55.440 a rich white man and this is what I'm gonna do. Now, 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:58.880 there's a caveat to this. My father worked for NASA. 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:03.560 Get out for thirty years. He retired from NASA. What 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:07.000 did he do for NASA? He um? I think some 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:10.840 of it was a bit um top secret because he 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:12.480 would give me. Okay, how do you go from like 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:15.600 civil rights, yes, to working for NASA? I don't know. 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:17.360 One day when you see him, ask him. I don't know. 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:21.840 He told me if forgot, so he was doing something 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.840 for them anyway. So I was talking to him. I 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:27.440 was very curious about, you know, what these guys are doing. 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:30.520 What his thoughts were about the whole They're going into 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:33.080 outer space. And he's like, first of all, gisell, let me. Okay, 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:36.160 so we're talking about Richard Branson and we're talking about 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:39.280 Jeff Bezos and Jeff Bezos, you're on my list, but 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:42.400 please do not cancel my Amazon account because I need it. Okay, 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:45.040 but I'm very mad at you. Okay, we're gonna get 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:48.160 back to you. So my dad said that, no, just 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:50.920 that ain't going into outer space. They're going into inner space, 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:53.960 like the edge of space. Yes, like going into outer 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:58.120 spaces like you are flying around the entire Earth. They're 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:01.680 not doing that. So they're literally just it's a glorified airplane. Yes, 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:04.080 they're going like a little bit higher than what airplanes do. 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:06.400 And they're spending millions of dollars to do this. Yes, 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:10.760 what's the point Okay, because to say that you are 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:13.320 because because white men have small penises, and this is 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:15.680 the way that they can prove that they have big dips. Okay, 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:19.000 they don't. It's a pissing context, yes it is. Okay, 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:22.040 So let's just talk about Richard Branson. Because you want 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:26.360 to charge two people two dollars to do this? Would 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:28.680 you want to go Robin? I'm asking you, do you 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:31.600 do you have any interest in going up into space? No, 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:34.960 especially if I'm going to the edge of inner space, 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:39.040 Like what's the point and you're literally on the brink 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:42.560 of disintegrating. Yes, right, but you're so you're going up 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:45.920 to get to a place of weightlessness, right, and then 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:49.000 you're coming back down. Right. That's dumb, that's dumb a 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:51.880 f But if you're a billionaire, right, then you this 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:54.520 is what you do. But even if I'm a billionaire, 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:58.800 which I might be one day, stay tuned. Um, just kidding, 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:02.360 and akay, thank you, Um I have I'm still not 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:04.639 spending that two and fifty two go up. I have 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:09.560 no interest in you might die. It's too risky, it's 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:12.320 way too risky. But I just think they're like they 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:16.040 had to have been um comfortable with the fact that 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:19.399 they might die doing that. Yes, you don't say like 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:23.040 that's that's such a risky thing to do. Well, Branson. 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:24.919 I do know. I went through a whole lot of 0:17:25.119 --> 0:17:27.760 Um yeah, he did a bunch of training, and Basis 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:29.679 might have done it too, But anyway, I just think 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:32.080 it's dumb as fun. But that's just my opinion. Okay. 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:36.120 Now Branson came back and he was like, I had 0:17:36.119 --> 0:17:40.040 an eye opening experience. This has changed my life and 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:42.679 I was so excited. Yes, and I want is that 0:17:42.720 --> 0:17:46.160 a British accent? And I want it's not? Okay, okay, 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:49.880 whirred accid Okay, anyway, and I would like to use 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:53.920 my time and resources to change the world for the better. Okay, okay, okay, 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:59.800 I'm for that, like that spin Okay, So Basos with his, 0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:04.920 I run Amazon self with his I don't pay taxes 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:09.640 and I'm a billionaire self, which for the record, pisses 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:16.240 me the f off because I pads and my taxes 0:18:16.280 --> 0:18:21.520 make me mad. I mean, I'm very angry every time 0:18:21.560 --> 0:18:25.200 I pay these taxes. There's another housewife that os taxes 0:18:26.600 --> 0:18:30.960 how much? How much? To read three millions? Her husband? 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:32.960 Yeah that just came out. Okay, that came out the 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:37.520 other day the other day. Um okay, so AOC who 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:41.080 I love? Do we love the AOC, Oh, yeah, everybody 0:18:41.080 --> 0:18:47.520 know who she is, Alexandria Something something Cortex people. She 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:49.040 has something to say. So she was like, so you know, 0:18:49.119 --> 0:18:52.080 Basos came down and he was like, UM, I would 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:58.600 like to thank all of my Amazon employees and for 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:02.440 everyone who's used a zon for sending me off into space. 0:19:02.440 --> 0:19:05.280 I would like to thank you all because because filling 0:19:05.320 --> 0:19:07.840 my bank account, yes, so that I can go to space. Yes, 0:19:07.920 --> 0:19:10.439 that's what we said that we said. No one said 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:13.960 let's buy stuff from Amazon so Jeff can go to space. 0:19:14.160 --> 0:19:16.399 Nobody said that. I didn't when I bought all of 0:19:16.480 --> 0:19:18.720 my toilet paper off the Amazon because you need to 0:19:18.760 --> 0:19:21.280 wipe your ass there we go, ye, not to send 0:19:21.280 --> 0:19:26.919 your basils as to space. Okay, So AOC said, let 0:19:26.920 --> 0:19:30.520 me get this man all the way together. So she said, yes, 0:19:30.560 --> 0:19:36.200 Amazon workers did pay for this with lower wages, union busting, 0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:41.480 a frenzied and inhumane workplace, and delivery drivers not having 0:19:41.520 --> 0:19:45.760 health insurance during a pandemic, and Amazon customers are paying 0:19:45.760 --> 0:19:49.960 for it with Amazon abusing their market power to her 0:19:50.320 --> 0:19:55.280 small business sex basils. Take that and stick it up 0:19:55.440 --> 0:19:58.600 your basis ass. Now, don't don't cancel my account. By 0:19:58.600 --> 0:20:03.480 the way, okay. So my I just feel like, okay, okay, 0:20:03.480 --> 0:20:06.800 we're a couple of things. One. I feel like, clearly 0:20:07.800 --> 0:20:12.040 he is in a bubble. He has no idea what 0:20:12.320 --> 0:20:15.760 like regular average people do and how they live. Clearly 0:20:15.800 --> 0:20:19.080 has no idea what his company is doing. Yes, yes, 0:20:19.359 --> 0:20:22.240 because if Amazon is so such a big company that 0:20:22.400 --> 0:20:24.960 like it should be a great place to work, but cannot. 0:20:25.040 --> 0:20:30.159 His retention and his turnover is like turnover is awful. Yes, right, 0:20:30.240 --> 0:20:32.399 I've read a report. It's like they intentionally set people 0:20:32.520 --> 0:20:34.879 up to like leave the company so they don't have 0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:38.440 to keep paying the more. So something crazy, insane. It's insane. 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:40.800 And then he decides, I guess because he saw what 0:20:40.880 --> 0:20:42.760 Branson did and he has to one up and act 0:20:42.800 --> 0:20:44.520 like his penis is bigger, but I know it's not. 0:20:45.000 --> 0:20:46.520 And he said, okay, I'm going to give a hundred 0:20:46.520 --> 0:20:51.320 million dollars to Jose Andrez is that his name, Jose Andrew, 0:20:52.000 --> 0:20:54.080 the man with a bunch of restaurants who we know 0:20:54.200 --> 0:20:57.000 during the pandemic fed so many people. He did such 0:20:56.800 --> 0:21:00.760 such such great things, And to Van Jones of Seen 0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:03.919 and I'm giving him a hundred million dollars too, because 0:21:04.000 --> 0:21:08.720 Van before we be shady Van has Um. His charity 0:21:08.840 --> 0:21:13.040 is like he helps for criminal justice reform, yes, and 0:21:13.600 --> 0:21:17.040 giving it to those in giving it. No, no, he's 0:21:17.040 --> 0:21:19.919 giving it to those individuals. And he said, I trust 0:21:19.960 --> 0:21:21.920 that these two guys they had a whole press conference, 0:21:22.320 --> 0:21:25.199 will do right by the money that I'm giving, meaning 0:21:25.600 --> 0:21:29.000 they will use it for their charities. We have to 0:21:29.320 --> 0:21:33.040 awardies today. They each beginning a hundred million dollars to 0:21:33.200 --> 0:21:35.880 direct to the charities of their choices they see fit. 0:21:36.200 --> 0:21:40.040 No bureaucracy, no committees, notice, They just do what they want. 0:21:40.080 --> 0:21:42.359 They can give it all to their own charity, or 0:21:42.400 --> 0:21:46.119 they can share the wealth. It's up to them. Listen, 0:21:46.200 --> 0:21:49.399 how about how about you use a hundred million of 0:21:49.400 --> 0:21:52.000 the two hundred million that you gave to fix your 0:21:52.080 --> 0:21:56.760 damn company? Right? How about pay the Amazon workers? Okay, 0:21:56.840 --> 0:21:58.719 so a long story short. Van Jonson is looking kind 0:21:58.720 --> 0:22:03.880 of cute these days. A man that you know, well 0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:07.439 anywhere's nice suits. He wears nice smooths and you don't know, 0:22:07.480 --> 0:22:12.600 I like a brother with a suit. I mean, so 0:22:12.760 --> 0:22:14.760 there's rumors that you know, there's something going on between 0:22:14.800 --> 0:22:17.719 him and Kim I saw Kardashian. I don't know if 0:22:17.720 --> 0:22:20.000 that's true, but it might be true now that he 0:22:20.040 --> 0:22:22.280 has a hundred million. Not that Kim is a gold 0:22:22.320 --> 0:22:25.159 digger because she has her own money exactly, but she 0:22:25.240 --> 0:22:27.400 wants people to be on her level. That is true. 0:22:27.440 --> 0:22:29.320 That is true. That's true. She needs his money, but 0:22:29.480 --> 0:22:31.919 she needs him to have his own money. Yes, but 0:22:32.000 --> 0:22:33.960 now he's looking I'm sure Van is looking at Anderson 0:22:34.000 --> 0:22:38.840 Cooper like and what what you got to say now, Cooper? Huh. 0:22:39.480 --> 0:22:42.879 Sometimes dreams come true. Sometimes dreams come true, and the 0:22:42.920 --> 0:22:46.199 headlines around the world should be anything's possible if you 0:22:46.240 --> 0:22:50.760 believe that is insane. Okay, that basis that made no sense. 0:22:51.760 --> 0:22:53.639 I mean in theory it makes sense. But it's just 0:22:53.680 --> 0:22:56.560 like if you're gonna just give away money like that, 0:22:56.640 --> 0:22:58.840