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Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we go with comedy roulette. These

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Speaker 1: are your choices, These are your subjects. Things you tell

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Speaker 1: your girl if your phone rings at two thirty in

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Speaker 1: the morning. Things white kids say to their parents that

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Speaker 1: black kids won't. And here's the last one. Things the

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Speaker 1: coach says when he's lost all his games. All right,

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Speaker 1: you got it, love it. Let's go, let's spin it.

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Speaker 1: Let's spin a wheel. Oh oh, all right, guys, I

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Speaker 1: can't wait to hear these. It's stopped on. Things you

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Speaker 1: tell your girl if your phone rings at two thirty

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Let's go, Jake.

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Speaker 2: Then you tell your girl if your phone rings at

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Speaker 2: two thirty one. I told mama I was gonna take

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Speaker 2: her to the doctor when I wake up. Damn, you

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Speaker 2: got to call hit his time tonight, Play it off,

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Speaker 2: play it.

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Speaker 1: All one, all right. Things should tell your girl if

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Speaker 1: your phone rings at two thirty in the morning, Junior.

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Speaker 3: I can't leave Amazon trying to find me to deliver

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Speaker 3: a package tonight.

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Speaker 2: What I'd like to.

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Speaker 1: See. Things you tell your girl if your phone rings

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Speaker 1: at two thirty in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I saw the game. I know I owe

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Speaker 4: you the money. I call it your phone.

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Speaker 1: We're playing comedy roulette. Things you tell your girl if

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Speaker 1: your phone rings at two thirty in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Let's go, Jay, you should have my phone, your phone.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at

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Speaker 1: two thirty in the morning, bade listen.

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Speaker 3: I told them I'm moving in the morning. I ain't

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Speaker 3: moving tonight. I'm calling him.

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Speaker 1: Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at

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Speaker 1: two thirty in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Tommy, what do your drunk ass roll now? Damn pour

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Speaker 4: yourself together, Damn Thomas Man, I just talk to him

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Speaker 4: about that, all right, you're here right.

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Speaker 1: Things should tell your girl if your phone rings at

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Speaker 2: See, sometimes when you make a phone call early in

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Speaker 2: the day, the phone will call you back to let

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Speaker 2: you know that you're trying to call that person. That's

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Speaker 2: what's happening.

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Speaker 3: What what? I hope she's confused, that's all.

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Speaker 1: All right. Things you tell your girl if your phone

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Speaker 1: rings at two thirty in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Baby, I'm finna change churches. I'm not doing this midnight

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Speaker 3: prayer call all the time. Yeah, I'm not doing it,

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Speaker 3: that's right.

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Speaker 1: Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at

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Speaker 1: two thirty in the morning.

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Speaker 4: See yes, yes, bring the pizza right up, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Oh really.

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Speaker 1: Crazy pizza.

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Speaker 2: Going down here and get this pizza?

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Speaker 1: All right? Things you tell your girl If your phone

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Speaker 1: rings at two thirty in the morning.

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Speaker 2: He must have found my wallet. That's what that is.

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Speaker 1: Oh you lost your walletday? Really they could wait till

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Speaker 1: the things should tell your girl If your phone rings

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Speaker 1: at two thirty a m.

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Speaker 4: Who is that?

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Speaker 2: We all shot?

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Speaker 1: Essy?

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Speaker 3: Shock?

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Speaker 4: There?

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Speaker 1: Am? I?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 1: Things you tell your girl, Steve, come on and close

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Speaker 1: it out. If your phone rings at two thirty in

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Speaker 4: Oh baby, I always pull my phone out the window like.

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Speaker 2: That, Yo.

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Speaker 4: Done up its full let a phone scared the hell

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Speaker 4: out of me. I brought the full phone out of

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Speaker 4: throughout their window light.

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Speaker 1: Sir. All right. That, ladies and gentlemen, is comedy roulette

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Speaker 1: for today. Coming up. More of the Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 1: Show at twenty minutes after the hour right after this

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Speaker 1: out of the part at the parts you're listening Harty

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Speaker 1: Morning Show