WEBVTT - Footloose Benny 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:05.400 Bo. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.200 week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:12.880 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:12.880 --> 0:00:15.760 crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:19.799 pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of Hot 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:23.560 takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:31.200 Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere the 0:00:31.400 --> 0:00:35.120 vast and ever expanding Fox Sports Radio Empire. But this 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:39.159 is a podcast on the I Heart Podcast network. As 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:42.840 we are bloviating the weekend away. Now this podcast makes 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:45.800 it eight days a week. This is the Saturday Podcast, 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:48.400 because four hours on the overnight during the week each 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:53.000 night are not enough. And we are back at its 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:57.240 slaving away over the hot microphones here yet again, joined 0:00:57.280 --> 0:01:00.240 by the very polarizing the lightning Rod, the troll Will 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:12.280 Maker David Gascon. You don't need to do that. You 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:14.280 don't need to do that just checking us sea or 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:20.720 not splitting at them here, Ben, But we are splitting stocks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.959 that's uh. You know, you've gotten to an age where 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:27.240 you're you're now really keeping an eye on the stock market, 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:29.319 and you're like, okay, let's see, how can I make 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:31.880 some money here? How can I how can I figure 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:35.240 out how to beat the system? It's it's legalized gambling, right, 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:38.119 That's exactly what it is. It is the government. It's 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:41.160 taboo in a lot of It was taboo for a 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:44.160 long time to put a bet down like on the Bengals. 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:45.560 You know, you couldn't do that. We should never been 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:47.560 on the bank with anybody but just an NFL team. 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:49.560 But then like all of a sudden, like hey, now, 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:52.360 but gambling, betting on a company to make it is fine. 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:54.200 Betting on a sports team to do something that you 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:57.520 can't do that. But now now fortunately that's turned around 0:01:57.560 --> 0:02:00.320 a little bit and the people have embraced They've made 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:02.840 a deal with the devil and they've embraced that. But yeah, 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:07.840 the stock market interesting up and down, roller coaster, roller coaster. 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:13.760 So uh. We had Coatino Mobley on yesterday's podcast. Catino 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:17.400 former Clipper legend and now working at Fox Sports Radio, 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:20.440 and and oh that was good to talk to Coatino 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:22.720 and get his thoughts on the NBA coming back, and 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:24.440 I loved what he said. My favorite part of that 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:26.960 was when he talked about the Rockets and why it 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:30.760 didn't work when they had Barkley, Pippen and Elijahan and 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:34.640 his other all. Barkley was eight hundred pounds or whatever, 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:37.120 Elijahlan was forty, and you know Pippen was you know, 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:38.720 the ho they gave the whole thing. Yeah, it just 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:40.560 made me because part of the thing that you asked 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:43.200 him too was just the state of the game. And 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:45.960 and I asked about the product of it, and you know, 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:49.520 he said it candily. He'd be lighting it up nowadays 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:51.919 if he was playing in this era. And it makes 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:54.520 me think of quarterbacks from years past, like Elway and 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:57.920 Marino and Jim Kelly and Joe Montana. They have some 0:02:58.000 --> 0:03:00.840 gaudy numbers in the NFL now if they were a 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:03.040 lot of playing today's game. Well, yeah, I mean just 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:07.519 because defensively, you're in basketball, you're not allowed to play defense. Really, 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:10.679 the hand check that was like the last the last frontier. 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:12.600 Once they got rid of the hand check out of 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:15.079 the NBA, it was it was on like Donkey Kong, 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:17.519 you could do whatever the hell you wanted now in basketball. 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:20.079 And but Catino Mobile in particular, I mean, he he 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:24.280 was his game was like today's players, but they didn't 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:26.080 let him usually, you know, do a lot of that 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:30.160 stuff because because of you know, coaches trying to play 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:33.720 it my way. Now, now my way is the way 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:37.040 that Katino he would be perving for him with the 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:38.440 with the win the game is anyway. All right, So 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:43.520 today's podcast, we've got the fastest man in the room. 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:45.240 All right, you ready for that. You don't know what 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:47.839 that is. That's a little surprised they're the fastest man 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:52.000 in the room. We have pop quiz as well. Study 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:56.720 this is also on the agenda, study slash survey. This 0:03:56.840 --> 0:04:02.320 mostly study this this weekend and probably do be or 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:05.320 not to be, depending on the time, and then we'll 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:07.560 have If we don't do it today, we'll have it 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:10.040 for the Sunday one, and then we also have the 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:12.120 mail bag on Sunday. I'm good with that. There's a 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:14.440 lot of people that actually like the B or not 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:16.520 the BE, So it's I don't think that's true. I 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:18.840 think it is what I get in random d m 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:22.480 s about stories that were just posted. I'm like, hold on, 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:25.360 hold on, I can't I can't see these, I can't 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:27.120 look at these, and I can't be tempted to send 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:30.440 them to you because then obviously you'll know the the oh, 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:32.520 so you now this is good. So the be or 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:34.800 not to be is forcing you to not send me 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:39.240 every story on the Babylon BE. I like that. So 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:41.960 that's good because there was a period where all you 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:45.240 would do anytime they posted something new over there, you 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:49.320 would send me the most trusted name in fake news. Well, 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:51.919 there's my hope that one day you would read it 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:55.799 and take it as gospel and as truth, and maybe 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:58.080 you stumble upon it on air or while you're on 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:00.800 air and then just read it verbatim like it's truth. Now, 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:02.880 you don't know. There's a rumor going around that you 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:05.160 know somebody at the Babylon B. That's why you love 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:07.000 it so much, But you you don't, Is that true? 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:10.280 You know? Do you have a friend there? No? No, 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:13.520 I do not. That's unfortunate. I have connected a few 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:17.200 times with one of the guys that runs Freezing Cold Takes, 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:21.279 which is the social media handle forgot oh you have Yeah, yeah, 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:24.280 yeah that guy. You guys a loser, he's good. Um. 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:27.120 I have not connected with anyone from Babylon B or 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:30.080 the Onion. Um, those are those are great spots. Man 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:34.040 Like satire is a lost art in today's world, especially 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:38.960 because people get so triggered on certain ship Yeah boom, 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:41.800 just like that. Yeah all right, you know this the 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:45.080 people to your show, some of the people who work 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:46.839 on the show. It's it's that's just the way it is. 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:49.159 I mean, I I understand. It's the way of the world. 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:50.919 I get it, all right. So let's get going on 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:54.440 this fastest man in the room. All right. Now, you 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:56.880 probably think I'm going one direction, but I'm gonna zig 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:59.800 and I'm gonna zag is what I'm gonna do. I 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:02.680 I don't like to pat myself on the back. That's 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:07.200 more your thing. Gascon. But uh, while being peppered with 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:13.000 photos of fried chicken sandwiches and piles of fries and 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:19.520 four pattied triple double cheese burgers, uh and getting chili 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:23.159 cheese fries photos sent my way, Well, all that was 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:26.440 going on. The fastest man in the room, not the 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:28.760 fastest in the foot race. But when it comes to 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:33.200 not eating, when being dedicated to the fasting lifestyle, that 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:35.520 is a ding ding ding ding ding, that is a 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:40.600 winner in in my department, I completed. I've been fasting 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:42.640 for a couple of years. It's it's my thing, it's 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:47.159 my michigas. But I completed now the second longest fast 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:51.479 I have ever been a party two uh in my 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:57.640 fasting period of my life. And I tweeted to you 0:06:58.600 --> 0:07:01.280 and I believe you call me a fucking idiot. I 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:04.040 believe is what you called me. But I I fasted 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:09.880 for eighty seven hours in twenty five minutes. Uh, the 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:17.840 from Saturday night to Wednesday, I did not, did not eat, 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:29.360 did not didn't he have. Yeah, I can't hear you, bag, 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:31.400 because you've got a thousand people of calling you an 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:33.640 asshole right now. No, I don't know why. Why would 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:37.400 I be calling it? Says, it's just showing you willpower, dedication, 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:40.440 and grit. When my person I do a podcast with 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:44.360 is openly trying to distract me and sending me pictures 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:48.080 of chocolate chip cookies, chewy chocolate chip cookies and all 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:50.840 these other things, I mean, it's just it's just not well, 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:53.360 hold on, hold on. First of all, we even had 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:55.840 this conversation last week with Dave Rubin, like some of 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:58.320 the finer spots or spots that we'd like to go 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:01.320 to here in l A and particularly Mexican food, we 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:04.960 haven't had that for the longest of times. So you know, 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:07.200 you look at pictures and you know it's something you 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:11.840 want to get, right, cheese fries. Yeah, but this like 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:14.840 five nights a week you, I mean, look at some 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:17.120 pretty girls or something like what are you doing? Yeah, 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:19.560 I mean most people go on Instagram and look at 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:21.680 booty models. You go on there to look at big 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:24.480 baskets of cookies. But what's wrong with you? I do both. 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:27.280 I can't send those to you. You're married, You're happily married. 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:29.400 So it's you know, I can't do that. You know, 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:31.000 let's send those to the rest of my friends that 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:33.640 I connected. So I'm out of the loop because I'm married. 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:35.400 I don't get to look at beautiful people. What's up 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:37.600 with that? No, you you're not at the loop. It's 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:40.240 just you go down that path. So I'm on the 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:43.000 food I'm on the food I'm on the food list, 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:46.160 but not the Oh my god. Yes, I think it's 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:48.600 only fair right now. You get you get food and 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:51.560 you get Babylon be that's what you get there you 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:53.400 go fun fact, by the way, guests got the eight 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:57.280 seven hour, five minute fast and I complete it. This week. 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:01.560 I was able to work out every day. Yeah, Well, 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:04.400 I mean I went, I went on long walks and 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:07.760 Hunter dwree weather, So I consider that a workout. Uh 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:10.200 you know it's five six seven mile walks or whatever, 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:12.720 so that's to me, that's a workout. And then because 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:14.760 I'm not going back to the gym, certain unless they 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:16.960 go back to the way they were, which I doubt 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:19.520 that will happen, but maybe it will. Um, so I 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:21.319 was able to work out. And then this is the 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:25.720 second longest. The longest fast I've ever had was a 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:29.440 little over ninety hours, and that was only because I 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:32.959 was in the hospital and I had my gall bladder 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:35.240 taken out and they would not let me eat solid 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:37.760 foods or any food for that matter. Uh. I just 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:41.560 know I was on a water a regiment, which is 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:43.800 why I normally do anyway. But when I came in, 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:45.120 I didn't eat it for like two days. When I 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:46.480 went to the hospital and they were like, all right, 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:48.200 you can't eat for another you know, cup until we 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:50.880 have operation or whatever. And so I I was unable 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:52.720 to eat. And then the other fast I had it 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:55.199 was really long, was I was in Boston doing stuff 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:59.000 for w E I, and I was just I was 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:01.920 doing the what was it seven eight hours of radio 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:03.360 a day because I was doing the three or four 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:05.600 hour EI show and then I had the overnight show 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:07.280 that I had to do, so I had no time 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.640 to eat, so I just didn't eat. And my wife 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:11.560 wasn't there to force me to eat, so I just 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:14.679 did not eat most of I finally broke it, like 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:16.720 the next to last day. I was in Boston for 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:19.480 the entire week, and I I finally just said, I 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:22.920 got and I like a whole pizza. I like an 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:25.439 entire pizza by myself in the hotel room that was 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:27.160 pre pandemic. I could have gone out, but I just 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:28.760 stayed in the hotel and made the whole damn pizza 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:30.800 in with it. But I loved it. Now, did you not? 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:33.880 Did you cap off this last fast by having a 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:40.040 nice two and a half pound Tomahawks steak? You know, 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:43.000 that's a great question, guess, and I'm gonna I'm gonna 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:45.240 refrain from answering that right now. I'm gonna refrain from 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:46.800 answering that right now. I mean maybe I'll get do 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:49.640 it in a future podcast. You know, I really appreciate 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:51.600 it if you could answer it now, Like that's that's 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:53.920 kind of what I'm It's all about you. You're trying 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:55.480 to make it all about No, I'm not trying to 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:59.680 make it about me. Yeah, all about you was about you. 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:02.240 It was for you, and it was like five months ago, 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:06.520 so it wasn't five months ago, and it's it's it's 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:10.240 right now, paused. The steak is paused in the freezer. 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:14.320 It paused, and I will thaw the steak out and 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:15.760 I will have here's the problem. You know, you should 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:18.600 do you play my wife because every weekend when I 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:20.840 plan on having a nice barbecue, she's like, all right, 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:23.440 we're gonna go on a road trip up Highway one 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:26.120 through California because not everything's closed, or we're gonna, you know, 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:31.439 go go somewhere, go swimming at our my in laws pool, 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:33.360 you know, my father in law's pool, whatever, So that 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:35.480 kind of stuff on the weekends. But uh, the reason 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:37.040 I was able this is great too. The reason I 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:39.120 was able to pull off an eighty seven hour fast 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:44.160 this week is because my wife was so busy with 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:47.640 work she forgot what day of the week it was. 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:50.120 And I normally eat on Tuesdays. The day I eat, 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:54.200 she thought Tuesday was Monday. She was so twisted around. So, 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:58.199 you know, normally we have dinner or lunch together on Tuesday, 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:01.480 that's the meal, and she thought it was Monday, so 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:04.120 she didn't eat, and I didn't eat, and I didn't 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:08.520 tell her. Of course I didn't say anything. Yeah, because 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:09.960 I was like, oh, this is great, this is I 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:13.079 can do a super long fast enough, she's not gonna notice. 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:15.080 She's gonna go to work all night. And then yeah, 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:17.280 and it worked out perfectly. That's good because you guys 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:20.400 have some awesome you guys have some quirky hours. So yeah, 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.280 that makes perfect sense. We're both we're both working overnight. 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:26.440 But she's working, Um, she's at the police station, so 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:27.719 she's got to go down there and do the nine 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:30.960 one one thing. And but she she goes in earlier 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:32.960 and then um, you know, when she goes in, I 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:34.600 start getting ready for the show and all that. But 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:37.880 she's there long long, you know, police long shifts. Yeah. 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:39.960 That's part of the reason why I feel like there's 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:41.600 a good connection with it with me and your wife 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:44.160 is because we actually drive to work to do our work. 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:49.760 Like we go, we go the Human the Human Dynamo. 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:53.800 David guess right, let me let me give you some 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:57.000 crocodile tears. Here, can I you want some crocodile tears. 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:59.680 I'll give you some crocodile tears if you want. I 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:02.680 got plenty of them. Yeah. Fox Sports Radio has the 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:05.640 best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:09.200 our shows at Fox sports Radio dot com and within 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:11.719 the I Heart Radio app search f s R to 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:17.359 listen Live Good eight seven hours is that's strong man's 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:20.320 proud of it. But you know, and I might go 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:22.560 the next couple of days just to one meal a day, 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:24.280 you know, kind of get my body back a little bit, 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:26.640 and then uh then get back next week to a 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:29.200 to a long one. Now, there are parts of your 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:31.960 day though that you feel a little bit agony, right, 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:33.520 Like there's that hump that you need to get over 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:36.240 for like an hour or maybe a couple of hours. Yeah. 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:42.880 Usually for me, I've noticed it's somewhere around like the 0:13:42.920 --> 0:13:47.440 twenty hour mark. And then it's kind of like your 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:50.640 stomach is kind of like talking to you, like, hey, 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:54.000 give me, give me a piece of pizza, give me 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:56.960 a cheese cheese steak, you know. But then after that 0:13:57.000 --> 0:14:00.079 you kind of calm down and as one of my 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:02.400 My philosophy is on life, his mind over matter. If 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:04.240 if you don't mind, it don't matter, right, So if 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:06.319 you know, just kind of keep powering through and all 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:09.680 that and uh, and so that's what I've I've tried 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:13.000 to do. But so as do you have a target 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:16.920 weight now that you have in mind? No? I I I. 0:14:17.400 --> 0:14:19.520 My wife's like, hey, you're too skinny and all that stuff. 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:22.120 I know I'm fat. You know I'm fat. I'm so fat. 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:24.760 I uh, you know, once you get in the fight 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:26.640 the fat mindset, you don't know this guess come, but 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:29.240 once you get become that was fat for most of 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:31.960 my life. Like, yeah, I always I think of myself 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:34.160 as I think I'm like eight pounds. I'm not. I've 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:36.360 lost a lot of weight and I'm probably not that 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:38.480 far away from my target weight. But I don't want 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:41.480 to stop. I'm a little worried. I I probably should. 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:43.840 At some point. I'm just gonna have to stop doing 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:46.320 these long fast and just eat one meal a day, 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:47.880 and then I think that'll be fine. That kind of 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:50.720 leveled off, maybe even two meals some days, you know. 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:52.720 And but I'm not at that point yet. I'm not 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:54.880 at that point yet. And then I'm I'm always paranoid. 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:57.920 Like when you lose weight, you get new clothes, and 0:14:57.960 --> 0:14:59.600 then you gain the weight back, and then you get 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:01.800 the old close back, and then you got rid of them, 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:05.160 and then it's like this yo yo type thing that happens, 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:07.440 which is a which is a pain in the ask, 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:09.960 But there are worse problems there. Yeah, of course, and 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:12.800 there's plenty of upside of losing that weight for obviously 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:16.160 initial health and health down the road too. So yeah, 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:19.680 you hope, you hope, but you know, hell knows anyway. 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:22.000 All right, So we have pop quiz here, guest gun, 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:24.120 enough about me, Not that I wouldn't like to make 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:26.000 this all about me. I know that's a guest gun 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:29.640 playbook type move, but you know I was exciting to 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:32.240 congratulate you. The next thing I didn't say was I 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:33.800 want to know what your b M. I was your 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:36.320 body mass index? So I think we can talk about 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:38.640 that next go down. Maybe we could talk about that 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:41.200 over some steak and whiskey. How about that? There? You 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:45.000 go there, who doesn't need steak? And yes, you don't 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:48.200 need to bang on the table. We'll need to bang 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:51.400 on the table. A little frustrated with you. Yeah, all right, 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:54.080 pop quiz, I will quiz guest. Go on, here we go, 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:56.560 and you can play along the whole way. This bit works. 0:15:56.920 --> 0:15:59.000 Not to be some kind of charlatan. We just want 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:02.040 you to pretend that you are answering the question and 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:04.360 then you can. Don't do anything devious. Don't pause it 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:06.200 and then google the answer because I think it's hard 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:08.040 to find these answers. I think I don't know, maybe 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:10.040 maybe they're easy to find. All right, anyway, here it 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:15.240 is so. This nineteen eighties video game was based on 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:18.840 a popular movie. It was so bad. How bad was 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:24.440 it that thousands of unsold and return copies were buried 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:28.760 out in the desert. They expected this to be a 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:33.600 massive hit, and it was terrible. I played the game, 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:37.200 but I don't know if it was. Um, this is 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:39.520 a famous story. This is one. If you ever know 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:41.760 what I'm talking about, you would remember. It was an 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:46.520 abject failure, man utter incompetence. The people that made the 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:52.680 video game, they were out worked and destroyed. Well I 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:55.520 was gonna say Jaws, but it's not Jaws. No, No, 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:57.600 it's it's not. It is not just this. Let me 0:16:57.640 --> 0:17:01.040 give you a clue here there's a couple of things 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:05.920 in this this movie that that stood out. There was 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:14.119 a type of candy and a famous scene with a bicycle. Yeah, 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:17.600 look at you. You got that about that? You remember 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:19.840 remember the scene with the bicycle and the et was 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:23.480 in the front there and and then and it wasn't 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:26.840 Eminem's was supposed to be. They wanted Eminem's, but Eminem's 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:28.439 didn't want to be in it, right, it wasn't that, 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:31.480 so they went with the other the competitor there and 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:35.199 what so long ago it is. I know it's a 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:40.399 long time ago, but Reese's Pieces, like you know, I was, 0:17:41.960 --> 0:17:43.560 it might have been alive. But if I was alive, 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:45.840 as I might remember, I might not remember. I recall 0:17:45.960 --> 0:17:50.600 the the we all want to eat Reese's Pieces, because really, 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:52.119 I want to be like that in the movie, you know, 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:54.359 we want to be eating the Reese's Pieces and all that. 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:58.800 Great great product placement, great product placement. One of the 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:02.840 first that really nailed product placement was E. T. The Extraterrestrial, 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:04.800 but not the video game. Not the video game, because 0:18:04.800 --> 0:18:08.640 that was crummy and it was a rinky dink operation. 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:12.879 All right. Only nine of couples say their partner never 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:17.840 does it never, meaning that the vast majority say this happened. 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:23.240 What is it? Um cooks them dinner? Uh, So you 0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:27.240 think that not only nine never cook the other person dinner. 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:30.520 I think that's much higher than that. But I'm gonna 0:18:30.560 --> 0:18:32.800 say you're wrong, and I'm gonna tell you the right 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:36.680 answer is that they steal the blankets or covers. This 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:39.560 is a big problem. It does take place in the 0:18:40.000 --> 0:18:42.400 Mallard mansion. Not gonna lie to you. And you don't 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:44.879 have to worry about this, guest. It's one benefit of 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:46.919 being a bachelors. You do not have to worry. Well, 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:48.639 I guess maybe occasionally when you're in a booty call 0:18:48.720 --> 0:18:50.680 or something like that, but but other than that, you 0:18:50.720 --> 0:18:52.560 don't have to worry. You get all the covers. Yeah, 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:54.520 but I'm a light sleeper, Like I don't sleep with 0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:57.280 a ton of covers. I have a sheet and that's it. 0:18:57.440 --> 0:19:00.560 Like I I my engine runs pretty hot. I'm never 0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:03.560 you know, in a day with sheets and covers and 0:19:03.720 --> 0:19:06.640 the whole nine yards. Well, I also as men were 0:19:06.640 --> 0:19:09.359 warm blooded, and women generally are more warm blooded than women. 0:19:09.400 --> 0:19:12.440 But I also have warm blooded But I like it's 0:19:12.480 --> 0:19:15.919 weird because I like the feeling of the comfort of covers. 0:19:16.280 --> 0:19:18.320 But I don't like getting hot, so I like to 0:19:18.520 --> 0:19:20.880 make it as cold. It's like an ice box when 0:19:20.920 --> 0:19:23.080 I'm sleeping, So that way I can have a couple 0:19:23.160 --> 0:19:26.760 of blankets on top there because I like it. But 0:19:26.800 --> 0:19:28.560 then it's I still get hot and I have to 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:30.720 take them off eventually because it gets too hot in 0:19:30.720 --> 0:19:32.480 the middle of the night, or at our case, the 0:19:32.480 --> 0:19:34.520 middle of the day, because sleep during the day, and 0:19:34.560 --> 0:19:36.000 it really gets hot in the middle of the day. 0:19:36.880 --> 0:19:40.520 All right, especially this time of the year. Of people 0:19:41.280 --> 0:19:45.560 have been mad at someone for this what is it? 0:19:46.160 --> 0:19:52.919 Uh um, hanging up on them? Hung up? No, this 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:55.040 is this is even more crazy because it's not something 0:19:55.040 --> 0:19:58.280 the person actually did. People have been mad at another 0:19:58.320 --> 0:20:02.560 person because of something that that person did in a dream. 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:06.480 In a dream. Now, this has never happened. If I 0:20:07.160 --> 0:20:09.640 don't dream very much, I'm not a dreamer. I don't 0:20:09.640 --> 0:20:13.040 get to that deep enough stage of sleep. I I 0:20:13.080 --> 0:20:16.879 am a terrible sleep right, blame my parents. Um, so 0:20:17.000 --> 0:20:19.320 I don't really and plus I don't remember. Most people 0:20:19.320 --> 0:20:21.439 don't remember their dreams more than five minutes after they 0:20:21.520 --> 0:20:25.320 wake up. My wife, though, she remembers all day, her dreams. 0:20:26.080 --> 0:20:29.800 So are you a Are you a dreamer? I am 0:20:29.840 --> 0:20:32.359 at times, but man, I dream a lot about my 0:20:32.400 --> 0:20:37.440