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Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of Hot

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Speaker 1: takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with

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Speaker 1: Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere the

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Speaker 1: vast and ever expanding Fox Sports Radio Empire. But this

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Speaker 1: is a podcast on the I Heart Podcast network. As

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Speaker 1: we are bloviating the weekend away. Now this podcast makes

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Speaker 1: it eight days a week. This is the Saturday Podcast,

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Speaker 1: because four hours on the overnight during the week each

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Speaker 1: slaving away over the hot microphones here yet again, joined

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Speaker 1: by the very polarizing the lightning Rod, the troll Will

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Speaker 1: Maker David Gascon. You don't need to do that. You

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Speaker 1: don't need to do that just checking us sea or

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Speaker 1: not splitting at them here, Ben, But we are splitting stocks. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's uh. You know, you've gotten to an age where

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is. It is the government. It's

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Speaker 1: because it's too expensive. About a but a fire extinguisher.

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Speaker 1: That is incorrect. The correct answer is fruit. Fruit is

425
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Speaker 1: food is not that expens depending on what you get,

426
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Speaker 1: but it's usually pretty cheap. The only thing that really

427
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Speaker 1: prices up Kiwi's and Easonel blueberries. But you can get

428
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Speaker 1: like a watermelon five bucks and that thing old. I mean,

429
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Speaker 1: depending on how big it is, You're You're good. That's

430
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Speaker 1: a lot of you know, it's water pretty much just

431
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 1: water mixed in but anyway, all right, that's why they

432
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Speaker 1: call it water. A survey asked what's your favorite childhood

433
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Speaker 1: summertime activity? And spending time with friends was number on.

434
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Speaker 1: What was number two? Uh, camping kind of I feel

435
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Speaker 1: like this is related to number one. Number two was bond. Well,

436
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Speaker 1: you grew up west of the four or you probably

437
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Speaker 1: a lot of bonfires. Your silver spoon existing is born

438
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Speaker 1: on third base. You probably had that. I did not.

439
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,360
Speaker 1: I did not have a lot of bonfires growing. It's

440
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Speaker 1: one thing to be born on third base. It's another

441
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Speaker 1: thing to scores. Either way, you're scoring. So yeah, let

442
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Speaker 1: me tell you because when you're west of the four

443
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Speaker 1: or five, you got sealed each you got Bolsa Chica Beach,

444
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,640
Speaker 1: you got Malibu, you got Santa Monica, you got Venice

445
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 1: like you got all these wonderful places west of the

446
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Speaker 1: flour five that you don't have when you're closer to

447
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,880
Speaker 1: Arizona than I am. So yeah, during the summertime, even

448
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Speaker 1: during the fall and early winter, you can go out

449
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Speaker 1: there and have a bonfire, some s'mores. You know, you

450
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 1: can grill up whatever you want. Uh, it's it's good times. Ben.

451
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 1: I thoroughly encourage you to do it at least once

452
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Speaker 1: in your life. Yeah. Right now, you're gonna leave California

453
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 1: like Joe Rogan, are you gonna take off? I saw

454
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Speaker 1: if I had that kind of bank roll, I would

455
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Speaker 1: definitely consider it. Consider Where would you go? Woud you go?

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Speaker 1: He's going to Austin? I don't. I don't know if

457
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Speaker 1: he's going to Austin, but I would go to Scottort Yes,

458
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Speaker 1: Newport Newport Beach. People, Well, if I made a lot

459
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Speaker 1: of money, if I really like they treated me well,

460
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Speaker 1: and I gave me like ridiculous radio money. I would

461
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Speaker 1: move to Florida because that's the for tax reasons. I

462
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Speaker 1: guess Texas also, but Florida. They always tell you financially,

463
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Speaker 1: to save your money, go to Florida. Yeah, but see here.

464
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Speaker 1: The thing is that you would have to get up

465
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Speaker 1: and go over so often because the hurricane season. That's fine.

466
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Speaker 1: If I had a lot of money, you know whatever,

467
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Speaker 1: it would be good getting gig insurance. And you know, now,

468
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Speaker 1: is there any particular spot because Florida is obviously a

469
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Speaker 1: big state with So would you rather be like in St.

470
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Speaker 1: Pete Tampa or do you want to be in Miami

471
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Speaker 1: the Keys? Uh? You know, I've been. I was there

472
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Speaker 1: when the Dodgers said a spring training in Florida for

473
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Speaker 1: the Grapefruit League. So I've been around a little bit.

474
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Speaker 1: I haven't spent any time in the Tampa area, so

475
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Speaker 1: I don't really know the Tampa area that well. I've

476
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Speaker 1: been to Orlando and all along the what do they

477
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Speaker 1: call it the Gold Coast, I think they call it.

478
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Speaker 1: They're a Florida Vero Beach and in towns Jupiter, in

479
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Speaker 1: those places down to Miami and I've spent some time

480
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Speaker 1: in Miami. I actually wonder like across the state, like

481
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Speaker 1: Fort Myers, that area on the other side. Uh, I've

482
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Speaker 1: heard some good things about that. Oh you know. The

483
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Speaker 1: one that would be really cool be kind of like

484
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Speaker 1: living in Hawaii or something. Then would be the Florida Keys. Yeah,

485
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 1: that would be like the end of the world. That's

486
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Speaker 1: where people go kind of get away. And I've seen

487
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Speaker 1: the photo we have. We've had some listeners Malamosha guys

488
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Speaker 1: that worked at hotels there and send me emails. We

489
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: were pen pals. Uh not anymore. But forty keys would

490
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Speaker 1: be pretty cool. That's that's about at the end of

491
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Speaker 1: the road, I say, you know as uh as Kyrie

492
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Speaker 1: Irving would say, that's the end of the flag. That's

493
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Speaker 1: that's right there. Anyway, like what we got carried away,

494
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Speaker 1: we started with bonfires and we ended up talking about

495
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Speaker 1: moving to Florida. Be sure to catch live editions of

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Speaker 1: The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven

497
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Speaker 1: pm Pacific. Okay, only twelve percent of women. As we

498
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Speaker 1: continue pop quiz, only twelve percent of women say they've

499
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Speaker 1: done this since the pandemic started. Shaved the only thing

500
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:06,159
Speaker 1: funny than that would have been taken a shower. And

501
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: uh no, the answer is where high heels, which makes sense. Right,

502
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Speaker 1: you're not going out, you know, you go to out,

503
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Speaker 1: you go out to impress. Most women go out to

504
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: where high heel still look good and impress men and

505
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: other women, right, but you're not really there's no need

506
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Speaker 1: to impress anybody, uh for a zoom call or a video.

507
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 1: And you know it's just the makes sense. Some women

508
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Speaker 1: that are tall were high heels just so they can

509
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Speaker 1: kind of exert that that that the dominance over men.

510
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Speaker 1: Inner Amazon, Yes, all right, since people have been quarantined.

511
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Speaker 1: Here's another question similarly that because people have been quarantining

512
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Speaker 1: because of the pandemic, sales of this particular product are

513
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Speaker 1: way down. Oh um, dude, that's a good question. Um,

514
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: way down. Can't be alcohol, and it can't be cigarettes.

515
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Speaker 1: This is an item that is usually found in the bathroom,

516
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 1: something something you use. Most people use this deodorant. Yes,

517
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: deodorant sales have gone on the toilet. You own stock

518
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 1: and deodorant companies. People aren't buying deodorant because hey, my

519
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 1: arm pits stink. Who cares, I'm not around anybody. I

520
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: can smell all I want. That's true. That's true. It's

521
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: pretty interesting. It is alright. Moms do this when punishing

522
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Speaker 1: their kids. My mom is in this may she rest

523
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 1: in peace. Slap their kids, slap their kids corporal punishment,

524
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: your mom beat up as a kid gets kicked by

525
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 1: my parents. I only had it happened a couple of times.

526
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: But I can still close my eyes and feel the belt.

527
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,959
Speaker 1: I can still feel. And the cool thing is they

528
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: only had to happen one time, and the rest of

529
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Speaker 1: my childhood I learned my life just the you're mentioned of, Hey,

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Speaker 1: you're you know when you're dad, My dad at that

531
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 1: time was working outside me. When your dad comes home,

532
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,199
Speaker 1: He's gonna take the belt, you know what. I'm like,

533
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was it. Yeah, that was it.

534
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: Whatever I was doing, I stopped doing. But now of

535
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 1: mothers do this when punishing their kids. Use the child's

536
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: full name, us, the middle name, and the full first name,

537
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: and that is a dagger to the heart of a kid.

538
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 1: You know you have fucked up? You know are you?

539
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: You are now a sworn enemy of your parents, that

540
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: you are a low life in the eyes of your mom.

541
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 1: If if she uses your first middle and your fur

542
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: full first name middle name. Oh my god, my mom.

543
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: When my mom did that, I knew I had stepped

544
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: in it. I knew it. Now did that? Did that

545
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: happen or does that happen to you nowadays? Not like

546
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 1: obviously getting busted, but like when men call you, do

547
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: men call you Mallard? Or do they call you Ben? Oh?

548
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: The worst is like when people call me sometimes Mr.

549
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: Mat Oh my god, I feel a thousand years old

550
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: when they when that happens. Uh, that's that's the one

551
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: that really gets under me. The Mr Maller. No, no,

552
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: don't do that. No, please stop. I don't want to

553
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: hear that. I'm not a Mr. I don't know that

554
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: will ever be a Mr. Mr Mr Maybe anyway, Yeah

555
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,239
Speaker 1: that would. But you think mom's like there's like a

556
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: mom's secret mom club and they all tell each other

557
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: all right when your kid acts up? Used the first

558
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: full first name, full obviously middle name, and then last name.

559
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 1: But that's what I was curious about, because like people

560
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: call me by my men call me by my last name,

561
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: and women call me by my first name. Oh okay,

562
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: yeah I call you, Yeah, I call you guest gun yeah,

563
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: gage females, David, it's not something curious about because you

564
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: mentioned it, like, yeah, yeah, I'm usually I think I'm

565
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: more of a last name guy. I usually. That's that's

566
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: just how I do it with people. If you have

567
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: a good if you're last name is like Smith or

568
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: something something in Jerich, I don't really do it. But

569
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: if you have an interesting last name, all like Tom Looney.

570
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: I talked to a lot Looney, you know, but that's Looney.

571
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 1: You know, That's that's how you do it. Yeah. Then

572
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: that guy leaklined we had in the podcast, I just

573
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: go prints of darkness. That's what I just do that.

574
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: And the hacks off we had on I just say, haxhall, Yeah,

575
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 1: that's it. I don't lee or whatever. You all right

576
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: of us say that we have done this before going

577
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: into the grocery store. Um eating, no taking up two

578
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: parking spaces and a lot. Come on, who does that?

579
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: Na kettle? One of those guys. When I go to

580
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: the grocery store, I park furthest away from most of

581
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: the traffic. And that's because you get jackasses that will

582
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,959
Speaker 1: take their cards and never put them back into the

583
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: into the car. The areas. Oh yeah, you're blaming of people.

584
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: Saw my fault. It's other people's fault. Explain to you

585
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: the time at work, back before the pandemic, when you

586
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: parked your car taking up three spaces. Explain that one.

587
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: First of all, it was two spaces, and so that

588
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 1: was the time you parked in three space. And second

589
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: of all, I'm I'm still the one that's driving to work,

590
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: So I don't think you should be taking shots at

591
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: the Here we go again. Let me get my crocodile

592
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 1: to drive driving shed. Those crocodiles drive at least seventy

593
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 1: five miles to and from work. So I love Gascono.

594
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: Questioning the parking lot pot calling the kettle back black.

595
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: Is that's that? That's what that is right, and not

596
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: to go racist with any of this, so I appreciate it.

597
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: Get away from that. Wow, I don't know what you're

598
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: talking about. I'm a big fan of drinking tea, and uh,

599
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 1: I've been a teetotaler for many many You don't drink tea.

600
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: I do when I when I have when I get sick,

601
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: and you know how sometimes I get laryngitis, and I

602
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: the only you know that I've got a problem with

603
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: my voice when I drink tea to try to baby

604
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 1: my voice. I don't even know if it works. I thought,

605
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: you go garlic. I do, but but sometimes before the

606
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: garlic if I don't, If I'm at work and I

607
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: can't have the garlic with me, I'll I'll drink tea.

608
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: But I've been I've been healthier than ever since. I

609
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: don't leave my house just amazing a lot I haven't.

610
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: I haven't had any I might not get a cold

611
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: this year or anything, because I'm just good to go.

612
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: Not seven percent of us eat at least two meals

613
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: a day in this particular manner. Do do do in

614
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: this these two meals? Like there's something about with our

615
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: hands no utensils? All right, you're going caveman style? Uh No,

616
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: the correct answer is on paper plates. Really, now, I

617
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 1: when I was a bachelor, there was I usually just

618
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: ate out, and when I ate it games because I

619
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: was going to games every night. But the times the

620
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: teams were on the road and there were no games

621
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Speaker 1: to go to and cover, I had paper plates. And

622
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 1: I I went to Smart and Final and bought like

623
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Speaker 1: a big thing, like you know, seven paper plates, and

624
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: that thing lasted me. I lived by myself and I

625
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 1: obviously it lasted me for years. I had paper plates

626
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: and I did most of my meals. I ate at

627
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: the original Mallard mansion was just a small apartment in Hollywood.

628
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: I ate off paper plates. Yeah, that's so, that's true.

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Speaker 1: You're your West of the four or five, so you

630
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: probably have a fine china. I don't think there's anything

631
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: wrong with having plates that you can wash and reuse

632
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: and wash and reuse again. I kind of go from

633
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Speaker 1: start to finish. I don't like to damage the environment. So,

634
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I think environmentalists you think, yeah, I guess

635
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: you and AOC are right at the top of the list. There.

636
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: The world's gonna end in ten years, guests got science, science,

637
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: No nobody ten years from now. We'll look back at

638
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 1: that when it doesn't end. But anyway, percent of us

639
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 1: that drive have done this at some point in our

640
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: driving career. What's what what total pop quiz? We have

641
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: driven on our destination with a flat tire. That's a

642
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: good one, and I've done that with the air. You're

643
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: kind of really bad and it's you know, you shouldn't

644
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: be on the driving that's not it though. This involves

645
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 1: the gas station you've gone to the gas station, you

646
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: filled up the gas tank, and then you drive off

647
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: without replacing the gas cap. Yeah. Now the other thing,

648
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: and I've never had this happen, but I have seen

649
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: videos on the internet which blows me away when people

650
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 1: leave the gas station and still have the pump in

651
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: the in the car and they and the gas stations

652
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 1: have that, which is kind of cool. They have that

653
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: breakaway you know too, where you drive away it snaps

654
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: off and then you have to pay money to get

655
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 1: it replaced. But but I've done that. I I have

656
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 1: with the gas station, you know, the gas cap not on.

657
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: And the problem is the car that I have now,

658
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 1: the Mallard Mobile. It's really it's been good because it's

659
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: taught me to tell I have to lock the gas

660
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: cap because it's it's some weird thing where if you

661
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 1: start the car and the gas cap is not fully locked,

662
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 1: you have to click it. Then there's a warning light

663
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: that comes on on the dashboard and you can't get

664
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: rid of the warning light until you go to the mechanic.

665
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 1: There's something like it messes up something in the engine.

666
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 1: So it's, uh, I gotta I gotta make sure that

667
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 1: I haven't I haven't done that. While it's a very

668
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: bougie European car years that's kind of what happens with

669
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: those things in electronics, so understandable. Understand I don't have

670
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 1: a car that's worth as much as you. But but

671
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: that's fine, all right. The nine seven Ford f one,

672
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: speaking of cars, appears to be the last American vehicle

673
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: to offer this feature. Um not available, not available, Yeah,

674
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: the last one. Last lasting moans can't be diesel fuel?

675
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: Um can't be it to it? No, man, I don't know.

676
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: I'm stumped on this one. Vent windows. They had the

677
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: nine f one fifty head Vent windows. You can go

678
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: on YouTube right now and there's there's the videos on

679
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 1: how to like repair the vent windows which apparently have

680
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 1: fallen apart. Obviously, cars for twenty plus years old at

681
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: this point, and uh so, yeah, that was last the

682
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: last one. Be sure to catch live editions of the

683
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 1: Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

684
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 1: This is what I think we've had before, but maybe not.

685
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: There's a study out recently that shows that almost sevent

686
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: of those participating in work conference calls do it from

687
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: this particular room, uh bedroom, no bath bathroom. I was

688
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: gonna say the bathroom. One in six participating in work

689
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: conference calls are on the toilet. Man. I don't know

690
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: how they get away with it, because the acoustics and

691
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: the like. You'd get that giant echoes, so people ceiling, Yeah,

692
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 1: the tile floors usually that's a good point. All right.

693
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: So that's it for popuas. Let's do a few study

694
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,879
Speaker 1: this and we'll we'll do be or not to be

695
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 1: in tomorrow's podcast because because the time reasons, right, I

696
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: think we have enough time for a few study this,

697
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 1: all right, So what a waste? The average American waste

698
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 1: over five hundred plus dollars on uneaten fruit every year.

699
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: This is according to a new I believe that. Yeah,

700
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: it could be more than that. I'm guilty of this.

701
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 1: But blackberries, that's racist. Blackberries, bananas and and sometimes apples

702
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: I get away from and blackberries go they get bad

703
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: really quick. The smartest fruit, I'm gonna tell you the

704
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 1: smartest fruit right now, This is mallard logic. The smartest

705
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: fruit is the banana, because the banana tells you it's

706
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: going bad, and then you can make banana bread. Yes, right,

707
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: that's the smartest fruit. The other fruits need to learn

708
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: that so they're not wasted. Right, It's harder to detect

709
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: when the other fruits go bad and you can't really tell,

710
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: but the banana you absolutely can tell. Yeah, that's good.

711
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 1: It's a good choice. I h it's a multipurpose fruit too.

712
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 1: I mean you can put that in banana split. You

713
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 1: can obviously have it in a shake, and you have

714
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: independently you put in cereal. You could have banana chips.

715
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. All right. Well, here's a myth busting

716
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: new study that has just come to my attention here

717
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: at Gascon. This comes out of London, and there was

718
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 1: a study done at the college there in London, and

719
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:42,439
Speaker 1: they have concluded that you know that that that thing.

720
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, this was a big deal.

721
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: You know, if you if you put your kids in music,

722
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: music makes you smarter. If you learn music, right, if

723
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 1: you learn how to play the piano and some kind

724
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:57,760
Speaker 1: of musical instrument, you are smarter. Well, a new study

725
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: has declared that teaching music with the sole intent of

726
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 1: enhancing a child's cognitive or academic skills is pointless. They

727
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 1: concluded researchers from not only England in London, but also

728
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:16,280
Speaker 1: in Japan, concluded that music lessons do not offer any

729
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:22,240
Speaker 1: benefits regarding a child's cognitive skills or grades in school.

730
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 1: It's interesting because there's no there's no correlation. And I

731
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 1: always read that with certain studies that if you studied

732
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: with the music on a certain beat would be oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

733
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: well I I with classical music, like That's what I'll

734
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: do sometimes because then I also feel like I'm in

735
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: a movie when you put classical music on the fine

736
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: you know, it's kind of calm, Yeah, little Mozart or

737
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: something like that, And I'll do that sometimes. No do

738
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: a lot, but occasionally a little background noise. I did it.

739
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: I did it quite a bit over the last couple

740
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: of months. Because there's no games to watch. I usually

741
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 1: by my office I have in the studio here that

742
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 1: I'm doing the show from. I have TV right here

743
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 1: and I have the games on usually, but if there's

744
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: no games, you know, it's some noise. I'll put on

745
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: the background music. But there you go. So this is important.

746
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: If any of our younger listeners, the kids are listening

747
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: and their parents are forcing them to take music, say hey,

748
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 1: listen I'm not getting smarter. It's pointless. Now that said,

749
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: I do think it's kind of cool to learn to

750
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:20,880
Speaker 1: play a musical instrument. I'm kind of jealous, like I

751
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 1: didn't really I knew the player how to play the

752
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: piano kinda not really, but like if you know how

753
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: to sing or like Jay Scoop, like I got Jay

754
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 1: Scoop and see how this guy knows how to sing

755
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: and play musical instruments and all that, it's great. Plus

756
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: if you're a single guy, is there. I mean, that's

757
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 1: one of the ways to really razzle dazzle little ladies

758
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: right through the through the eyes of music. But what

759
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 1: are you going? Are you going guitar? Are you going? Drums?

760
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: Are you going? Piano? Isn't the one? The guitar would

761
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 1: be the one that it's the most effective, I would think, right, yeah,

762
00:40:54,440 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: I think the least effective's gonna be bagpipes. Pipes has

763
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: got to be the least. And then yeah, I think

764
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: guitar is good. Piano. If you want to get a cougar,

765
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 1: the cougars are coming, The cougars are coming. Yeah, And

766
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: then I think I think that was a commercial gues

767
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 1: scout before you were at Fox Sports Radio. Well, no,

768
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: we had Cougar Love, didn't we No, we had Cougar

769
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: Life was the website they were. They were one of

770
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: my biggest sponsors. They bought it. They had a big

771
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: ad by and they got some venture capitals. I remember, Man,

772
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, but they got some venture capital and they

773
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: bought the crap out of overnight ads on Fox and

774
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,919
Speaker 1: it was so the commercial was so over the top

775
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 1: that Julio was my producer at the time and we

776
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: we we took all these clips from them. It was

777
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: so ridiculous. The cougars are coming, the cougars are coming,

778
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: and it was like a guy in a bullhorn and

779
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 1: uh it was. It was hilarious. Yeah, it was so.

780
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: It was so. I love some of the commercials we get.

781
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: An overnight s Cowhert doesn't have to do. We had

782
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 1: the Prey dot com ad by a Cup for a

783
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: couple of weeks, which was I loved. I thought it

784
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 1: was great. Galile in this bedtime Bible stories and I was, well,

785
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: I was wonderful. I thought it was a great I

786
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 1: love unique radio commercials. We don't get a lot of them,

787
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: and when we do. I I am a big fan

788
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 1: of them. I think it's cool. Yeah, no, it definitely is.

789
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 1: All right. Here we go another study, well, the power

790
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:22,800
Speaker 1: of the Internet gascon and this is not surprising. I

791
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 1: believe this one. I don't think this is bullshit. I

792
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: think this is weird. Just a few bad online reviews

793
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 1: can mean the end of a restaurant. New research has

794
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 1: shown that how negative postings on you know, Yelp and

795
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 1: those kind of sites can can force businesses to just

796
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: go under. Popular restaurants get even more popular, and restaurants

797
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: with some initial low ratings end up getting more and

798
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: more bad, bad ratings and then it affects business. Is

799
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: from Ohio State University. I believe this now. I I

800
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 1: think a lot of those reviews are bullshit, and when

801
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,959
Speaker 1: I don't put much to locking them. My wife though

802
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: again it's like the seventh reference to my but she

803
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: when we're deciding, like we'll be traveling up the coast

804
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: in California, going, you know, going up to this we

805
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 1: were lately we've been going to central California, which is

806
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 1: kind of cool. There's not many people there. It's deserted,

807
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 1: it's it's neat, like San Louis, abys Ball that area.

808
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: It's a cool place to hang out. So we'll go

809
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 1: up there and we don't know any of the restaurants,

810
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,280
Speaker 1: and so we'll be like, all right, She'll go on

811
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 1: her phone and try to find a restaurant, and she

812
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,280
Speaker 1: will not go to a place that has bad reviews.

813
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: But if it has really good reviews, she's, oh, that's cool,

814
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 1: there's got great reviews. And I always say, well, it's

815
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 1: probably you know, I can't trust those people. But but

816
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 1: it doesn't affect initial low ratings. Does H doesn't delivery

817
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: body blow to H to the restaurant. Yeah. Some of

818
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 1: the spots that I've been to remember, like back in

819
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 1: the day going to Belmont Shore when some of the

820
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 1: restaurants were opening, they would actually ask you to give

821
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: them a Yelp review before they offered you dessert, or

822
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: while they are waiting to get you to your dessert. Okay,

823
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: so they'd asked for they'd asked for some kind of

824
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: reviewer rating, and then on top of that, if you

825
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: did tag them in it, then they give you a

826
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:13,399
Speaker 1: discount your bill. Oh interesting kind we do when this ends,

827
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: we have to go to that that one pizza place,

828
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,800
Speaker 1: that pizza porn place. You keep sending me in Chicago

829
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 1: pizza place. That looks amazing, That looks good. That's man,

830
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,479
Speaker 1: Give me some of that. Give me some of that pizza, man. Yeah,

831
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: the meat Lovers is I think fifty five minutes to make,

832
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: and then I think just straight cheese is like forty five.

833
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: But the Deep Dish, yeah, it takes a little while

834
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: to get done. That's that's solid. I've never had Deep

835
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 1: Dish Chicago pizza up until like a year ago, two

836
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 1: years ago, I think within the last couple years. I

837
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: forget when I loved it. Oh, I thought when I

838
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 1: first saw it, I was like, oh, this is crap,

839
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 1: you know, because they put the tomato sauce on top

840
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: and everything's backwards. But they really nailed at those people

841
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: from Chicago to right. All right. Be sure to catch

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Speaker 1: live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two

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Speaker 1: am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and

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Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio app. Uh. Here's an here's a

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Speaker 1: fun story. I guess on depression may have caused a

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Speaker 1: woman to believe she was a chicken. Did you see

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Speaker 1: did you see this story? You did? Not? All? Right? Good?

848
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Speaker 1: This story has been making the rounds and uh, you

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Speaker 1: always you hear these kind of anecdotal stories like and

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Speaker 1: you think, well, could this ever happen to me? But

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Speaker 1: when life gets tough and you're in a bad spot,

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Speaker 1: people have interesting ways of dealing with it. And you know,

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Speaker 1: this is kind of related to depression. There's two hundred

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Speaker 1: and sixty million people worldwide they estimate suffer from depression.

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Speaker 1: Is very serious thing if you suffer it, and it's

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Speaker 1: very sad. People have lost their lives and fallen victim

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Speaker 1: to depression and it sucks when it happens. And I

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Speaker 1: think we all get a little depressed from time to time.

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Speaker 1: I think that's just part of being alive. But anyway, so, uh,

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Speaker 1: this is in the Dutch Medical journal. This comes from US.

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Speaker 1: A fifty four year old woman unnamed of course for

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Speaker 1: obvious reasons. Uh. She was found in her garden clucking

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Speaker 1: and crowing like a rooster. This is actual condition. It's

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Speaker 1: called oh I don't know how. It says z O

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Speaker 1: A and t h R O p Y, otherwise known

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Speaker 1: as the delusion or behaving oneself is not a believing

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Speaker 1: oneself is not human but animal man. But that that's

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Speaker 1: pretty good. Yeah. They described the woman as being disoriented

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Speaker 1: during the examination, while also reporting an unfamiliar sensation in

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Speaker 1: her limbs as if they were not fit for her body,

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Speaker 1: and she flapped uncontrollably. That's pretty wild. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: And there's no photos of her. I have not if

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Speaker 1: there are, I didn't really I did not find any photo.

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Speaker 1: But shift four years old, so she's, you know, kind

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Speaker 1: of the back not in the middle life, not really old,

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Speaker 1: but kind of that transition from midlife to old life.

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Speaker 1: And uh, that's what happens. Yeah, like that that that

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Speaker 1: one is odd. And then you these weird glitches in

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Speaker 1: our in our bodies, like the stories of people going

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Speaker 1: to sleep and waking up and learning a language they

881
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Speaker 1: never knew were speaking in um An accent that they

882
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Speaker 1: never spoken before. That stuff is like, what the fund

883
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Speaker 1: do we have? It makes you wonder if we have

884
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Speaker 1: all of this ship in our heads and it's just

885
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Speaker 1: like it's buried somewhere in there, and then some something

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Speaker 1: goes wrong, something goes hey wire, and then it all

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Speaker 1: comes out or some of it comes out, you know,

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Speaker 1: alternate programming. Yeah, we don't maximize it, but we got

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Speaker 1: the capacity for it. Yeah, because they've said that we

890
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Speaker 1: don't use a lot of our brain. You wonder what

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Speaker 1: the rest of the brain has. What if it has

892
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Speaker 1: all this other crap in there and we just you know,

893
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Speaker 1: knowing how to tap it. So so, being a radio

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Speaker 1: blow hard, would you rather have a different accent or

895
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Speaker 1: would you rather know another language? Oh? I'd like to

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Speaker 1: know another language. I think it would be cool. Um,

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Speaker 1: you know, living in California, Los Angeles, if I knew

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Speaker 1: how to speak Spanish, I think that would be I know,

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Speaker 1: I know Spanglish, yeah, but I don't really know Spanish,

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Speaker 1: or going like going to Italy and being able to

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Speaker 1: speak the native tong Italian, you know, that would be cool. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I do know how to speak Canadian. God. Hey.

903
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: But imagine though, if you're in l A as a

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Speaker 1: national host and you have a British or Australian accent,

905
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Speaker 1: you could be so condescending. The people that actually hate

906
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Speaker 1: you might just love you because your accent. Oh. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there was a guy when I was growing up, there

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Speaker 1: was a guy in l A radio named Michael Jackson,

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Speaker 1: not the musician, but you know, so Michael Jackson had

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Speaker 1: this thick British accent and he was on KBC in

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles and it was a big station at the time,

912
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Speaker 1: was in the number one station, and whatever he said

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Speaker 1: sounded authoritarian and like he sounded knowledgeable. But I don't

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Speaker 1: think he probably was that knowledgeable. He just sounded sounded knowledgeable,

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Speaker 1: you know, because he's because of the accent. But another

916
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Speaker 1: thing is that when I when I first got into radio,

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Speaker 1: I recall there were a lot of sports stations because

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Speaker 1: w f A was very successful with Chris Russo and Francessa,

919
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Speaker 1: Mike and the Mad Dog, and so they would just

920
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Speaker 1: hire guys that had thick New York accents, thinking that's

921
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Speaker 1: all you had to have to be good at sports radio,

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Speaker 1: and so so like every like in you know, Phoenix, Portland's, Seattle, Dallas,

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Speaker 1: you know, all these guys with these New York accents

924
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Speaker 1: were getting these these drivetime shows because he's dopey consultant.

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00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 1: So well, yeah, it's working in New York, so maybe

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Speaker 1: you need the New York accent. That'll yeah, that's good. Yeah,

927
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Speaker 1: be be relatable. Well this is right up your alley

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Speaker 1: west of the four oh five gasc. We have time

929
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Speaker 1: for a couple more here. Uh. The headline on this

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Speaker 1: pleasure yourself Heatonism is the key to living a happier life.

931
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Speaker 1: According to a new say, this is really what you're

932
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Speaker 1: all about, your your you're a heatonist, is what you

933
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Speaker 1: you'd admit that. I can appreciate that. And what do

934
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Speaker 1: they say that that you sleep better? You sleep better

935
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Speaker 1: when you sleep naked, like, you get into ram faster

936
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Speaker 1: and you stay in ram longer when you sleep sound

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Speaker 1: like sound like a hippie? Sound like hippy? Researchers in

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Speaker 1: Europe say if you have a lot of self control,

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Speaker 1: it might be time to rethink your life. A new

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Speaker 1: study finds people who take the time for hedonism are

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Speaker 1: living happier lives and suffer less depression. That's good you're

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Speaker 1: a fan of because because it agrees with your beliefs, variety,

943
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Speaker 1: it is a spice of life. Ben Mallory, University of

944
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Speaker 1: Zurich UH. They new new study out says they believe

945
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Speaker 1: you know self control is vital to having a successful life.

946
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Speaker 1: It helps prioritize your long term goals, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

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Speaker 1: But the new research argues seeking pleasure and self indulgence

948
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Speaker 1: positively impacts your well being. Are you that's what weekends

949
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Speaker 1: are for? Aren't there. I don't know. I worked the weekends.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't speak intelligently with that playing the victor over

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Speaker 1: the bottom of the deck. He plays the victor hey

952
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Speaker 1: man when I I used to because there's so many

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Speaker 1: reality TV shows out there now, but one of my

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Speaker 1: favorite was a show called Temptation Island, and I think

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Speaker 1: it was on Fox, but those that didn't watch it,

956
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Speaker 1: it was basically, you had like ten couples and they

957
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Speaker 1: need to have ten single women ten single men. Obviously,

958
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Speaker 1: everyone was like, great looking, you're all on an island.

959
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Speaker 1: And they'd split the men up with the single women

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00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: and the women up with the single men to see

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Speaker 1: if they had succumbed to their temptations. And a buddy

962
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Speaker 1: of mine who was, you know, very very straight down

963
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: the middle, like very conservative, very monotone, he'd love the

964
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Speaker 1: show and I had never seen him get geeked up

965
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Speaker 1: for a show in my entire life like this. And

966
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Speaker 1: then I watched, I was like, this is just fucking amazing.

967
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 1: Is you just see these couples that all of a

968
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Speaker 1: sudden they're having a great time and then they see

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Speaker 1: this video in a cam quarter of the significant other

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Speaker 1: other having a better time because he's grinding on some

971
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: girl or she's grinding on some dude, and they just

972
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 1: look devastated. It's just it's amazing, you know, because they

973
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Speaker 1: see what we see, we see what they see, and

974
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Speaker 1: it's just instant boom. Now did this friend of yours

975
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Speaker 1: did he go like Petros? And do I know you're

976
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: a big fan of Petros? Did he do those like

977
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Speaker 1: Bachelor reviews on the show, on his own show or

978
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Speaker 1: any No, No, I'm telling you this guy was like.

979
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Speaker 1: This guy was strictly he's an accountant. He's very very

980
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,280
Speaker 1: like I don't want to say, he's definitely not outgoing.

981
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Speaker 1: Is it very much like an introvert um. But he

982
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Speaker 1: did two amazing things. That was the great the show

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Speaker 1: that he picked I I loved, And um he actually

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Speaker 1: met his his wife to be at a nightclub. It

985
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Speaker 1: was pretty wild, like those two things definitely out of

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Speaker 1: the scope for him. Alright, last one on study this

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00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 1: here we go living dangerously. I mean, let me turn

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Speaker 1: this into a pop quiz question. Blank, percent of adults

989
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Speaker 1: still don't wash their hands after using public bathrooms, even

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Speaker 1: though we will have a pandemic, which thecentage of adults

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Speaker 1: do you think leave the toilet and do not wash

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Speaker 1: their hands. I'm gonna say this is high. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say it's like, that's way too high. According to this,

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Speaker 1: twelve percent of adults still don't wash their hands after

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Speaker 1: using the public bathrooms. Now they expell my theory on

996
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Speaker 1: this guest. Count. All right, here's my theory. All right,

997
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 1: if I don't touch the toilet and I don't touch

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00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 1: the junk, I don't wash the hands. That's my theory.

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Speaker 1: Meaning if I go up to a urinal, I'm the

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Speaker 1: only one in the bathroom. I go up to a urinal,

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00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: and obviously you wouldn't be flushing. But if I don't

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Speaker 1: touch anything, then why do you need to wash your hands? Well,

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Speaker 1: for a couple of a couple of different reasons, you're not.

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Speaker 1: You're not. It's not like it's not like Chinese water

1005
00:53:56,680 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 1: torture where you're just urinating drops. You know, you're spraying right,

1006
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: speak for yourself. I mean some of us have a

1007
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 1: good stream going. I mean, I gotta I gott a

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00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 1: very healthy stream. It's it's very clear, it's very hydrated.

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Speaker 1: But I'm still I'm still firing away. So that's gonna

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00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 1: bounce right off the urinal. You're worried about the blowback.

1011
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 1: You're worried about the blowback and all that. Some people

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00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 1: wash your fucking hands, dude, I'm worried about the environment

1013
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 1: I want. And it was, well, I don't do it

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Speaker 1: all the time. Occasionally I happens. I usually watched my

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Speaker 1: Mainly I watched my hands because I touching the door

1016
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:39,279
Speaker 1: is disgusting. And that's the worst because people, you know,

1017
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Speaker 1: other people don't you know, they wipe their ass and

1018
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 1: walk out of there. All right, that's it, thank you

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Speaker 1: have a one on that note. Good night, everybody. You know.

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Speaker 1: I have a wonderful rest of your day. Today. We'll

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Speaker 1: be back on Sunday. We're gonna have be or not

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Speaker 1: to be. We get the mail back, some really good questions, Hopeully.

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Speaker 1: We'll get to a lot of those email questions and

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Speaker 1: Facebook questions and we'll have that. But have a great

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Speaker 1: day to day. Remember Cameo dot come you want a

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Speaker 1: personal video message, love to help you out, send me

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Speaker 1: a note on there and we'll take care of you

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Speaker 1: and have a great day.