Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: Oh Oh my God, We're back in Paradise, episode two,
Speaker 1: and people were realizing they might not find love, but
Speaker 1: they were certainly trying to find an airti. The first
Speaker 1: one was so authentic, and this second one was so
Speaker 1: bananas and it was ridiculous by the way. I love
Speaker 1: watching these morny idiots looking for love or Instagram fame
Speaker 1: or TikTok fame, I don't know. It's fun to be
Speaker 1: back there.
Speaker 2: And hello, Welcome.
Speaker 1: To another episode of Weeks Up. This was My name
Speaker 1: is Art Marine, coming to you from my mom's bougie
Speaker 1: apartment in New York CITYY Before we get going, this
Speaker 1: is it. Guys, don't make me look like a loser
Speaker 1: in front of the two people I know in each
Speaker 1: of these cities. Philadelphi, get your ticket. Just come fucking
Speaker 1: say hi to me so I'll know at least a
Speaker 1: friend of the house, because I'm sure I will have
Speaker 1: one person in each city that's gonna come and go.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: I thought this would be full, so let's make it full.
Speaker 1: City Winery Philly is gonna be next Thursday or this Thursday.
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Speaker 1: no one in Darylawyer, nobody in DC. So please come
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Speaker 1: for sure gonna be hometown people there. And if it
Speaker 1: doesn't look at least three quarters full, I can't go
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Speaker 1: hump day. I know you guys have kids, bring them
Speaker 1: and leave them in the parking lot. Who cares?
Speaker 2: Bring them to the show.
Speaker 1: On Wednesday, October eighteenth, City Winery, Boston. All right, without
Speaker 1: further adom, I gotta tell you this woman, she's like
Speaker 1: catching a firefly in a jar. She's bright and because
Speaker 1: she she is hired as a writer on these programs,
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Speaker 1: You know her as a writer from that ninety show.
Speaker 1: You know her from One Day at a Time, you
Speaker 1: know her from Almost Famous, My platonic life partner and
Speaker 1: the woman the twin whose kitchen I started this in
Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentlemen, Aaron Foley.
Speaker 4: So happy to be here, and you're so happy.
Speaker 1: We missed you. And you know what's fun is that
Speaker 1: some of these like you didn't know Braden, So it's fun.
Speaker 1: You're like, was Brandon a villain? And I'm like him,
Speaker 1: he was a bro Fresh Eyes.
Speaker 4: It's so like a fresh Eyes.
Speaker 5: It's so fun to take a couple of seasons off
Speaker 5: because now I'm like, ooh, I'm obsessed with all of them.
Speaker 1: Well, to be real with he's the only one we
Speaker 1: really know, is like Bryden and Rachel and Sean. Other
Speaker 1: than that, we're like, even, that's pretty much it. Everybody else. Oh,
Speaker 1: and then we also know what's her name? Beautiful beautiful
Speaker 1: baby girl who who I don't trust? Who was part
Speaker 1: of the drama last year with Rodney what's her name?
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, I know her from last season.
Speaker 1: Yeah she's too pretty. Yeah, okay, she's adorable. But I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: but now I don't trust Aaron b So maybe maybe
Speaker 1: they can run off into the sunset to San Diego together.
Speaker 1: Also with us is I'm going to say, a man
Speaker 1: that you know and love. He is so entertaining. He
Speaker 1: is the host of The Brando Cast. He is the
Speaker 1: host of Rocktails with Ama Zappa. He's also Aaron Fuley's neighbor,
Speaker 1: the man we love him so much. And he's the
Speaker 1: executive producer of Silver Lake Bachelor. Bachelor silver Lake, where
Speaker 1: one of the things is you have to go catch
Speaker 1: and release a coyote cub in Griffith Park.
Speaker 2: Ladies.
Speaker 6: Brendan, Oh so excited to be here. You know, it's
Speaker 6: a It's been a very busy season of Bachelorette in
Speaker 6: Silver Lake. We're halfway through. We just had a huge
Speaker 6: kayak race in the La River. We have twenty five men, women,
Speaker 6: non binary, and all kinds of other different kind of
Speaker 6: human beings competing for the heart of Tuesday, who is
Speaker 6: a baby writer who's anxious to get back to work. Okay,
Speaker 6: so what.
Speaker 1: Does she write on what does she baby writer on?
Speaker 6: Well, she has an overall deal with Amazon that those
Speaker 6: are so rare anymore. But I believe that she wrote
Speaker 6: on Ahsoka season one Disney Plus was just wrapped up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's really I just finished that last night.
Speaker 6: She's a delight. I'm I'm so excited to be here.
Speaker 6: I'm so excited to be here with my neighbor who
Speaker 6: I saw last night at ten thirty we were walking dogs.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, it's just wonderful. And speaking of coyotes,
Speaker 6: I got Aaron Foley a real coyote for her birthday
Speaker 6: and it's always lurking around her building late at night.
Speaker 1: Thanks I coyote named Brenda Smith. Also, I have to
Speaker 1: tell you with us today we have to send an
Speaker 1: extra special of our Queen is a little tender. Our
Speaker 1: Queen's a little tender, and we don't need to get
Speaker 1: into it unless she wants to, but we're just gonna
Speaker 1: send good vibes to her. Sweet sweet angel Scout, who's
Speaker 1: having a hard week right now, and we love her
Speaker 1: so much and she's such a warrior and she's here
Speaker 1: with us. We couldn't do this without her, you know,
Speaker 1: her half of the production team. We love her. Sending
Speaker 1: good vibes to Katie Levine, We love.
Speaker 2: You, thank you. I actually posted about Scout. So Scout
Speaker 2: has cancer in her mouth and thank you. Know luckily
Speaker 2: we found it early, it doesn't spread. She had surgery
Speaker 2: today to get part of her jaw removed. Actually, where
Speaker 2: was I know? I posted about an Instagram though, and
Speaker 2: so many of our listeners sent me the nicest message
Speaker 2: yes and just being like we love you Scout, and
Speaker 2: so yeah, I found out about an hour ago. Scout
Speaker 2: is out of surgery. She it went well. She has
Speaker 2: to stay there for a couple of nights at the
Speaker 2: hospital because it's a major surgery. But I just want
Speaker 2: to thank everyone for the really nice messages.
Speaker 1: Well, we love you, like I would say ninety percent
Speaker 1: of like I know no rain shall fall, and like
Speaker 1: who you are, you are, you love animals so much,
Speaker 1: and you're such a good mom to your animals, and
Speaker 1: as we just endure your heart and your and your
Speaker 1: loyalty to rescuing animals, and so everybody send good vibes
Speaker 1: to Scout.
Speaker 2: Scout is literally my entire world. So I know, very difficult, Oh.
Speaker 1: I know, That's why I'm giving you is a gender.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna call to you and if you don't
Speaker 1: feel like hopping in, but as you know, having been
Speaker 1: on all of us have been on Green.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's I literally, I like watched the Shop
Speaker 2: last night. Yeah, it's a nice break.
Speaker 1: Violent Well, you can come play as much as you like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we could so happy she's back. We missed her. God
Speaker 1: did we miss her. My cross was asking for you.
Speaker 1: We missed you so much. I cannot wait to She's
Speaker 1: been on tour with the Workaholics.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 1: She's a freaking star. Her best friend is basically Adam Levine.
Speaker 3: Levine Levine. I'm best friends with Adam Levine.
Speaker 1: Adam Levine, Adam Devine. Please cut what if your best
Speaker 1: one was Adam Levine. You know when I get hot
Speaker 1: because I can't have the windows open in New York,
Speaker 1: It's it's like so hot today. You know when I
Speaker 1: get hot that you know I'm such a Viking. My
Speaker 1: brain shorts circuits. And that's when I make Adam Divine,
Speaker 1: Adam Levine. Who's Anna's new best Welcome to the program,
Speaker 1: Next and This Arianna Huffington, Tana Dana Rosanna, Rosanna Banana
Speaker 1: Mitten's Miauren Josnier. Welcome to the program, Mio Rana Marine.
Speaker 1: How are you, doctor, Ri good?
Speaker 3: It's good to be back. Baby.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we missed you before we get going,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna be breaking down episode two Bachelor in
Speaker 1: Paradise because we haven't heard from many of you guys.
Speaker 1: Will this give I will open up sixty seconds to
Speaker 1: the floor for episode one of Golden Bachelor? Did you
Speaker 1: love it? And did you all cry as much as
Speaker 1: I did? Aaron Foley, have you seen it?
Speaker 4: I haven't.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen it yet because I was just tackling VIP.
Speaker 5: But this weekend on a Google calendar, literally there's two
Speaker 5: words and it's.
Speaker 4: Called Golden Bachelor. So I will I'm so psyched.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna tell you so good in his brother
Speaker 1: It's like exploded ratings on Hulu an ABC. Okay, Katie,
Speaker 1: Katie's perking up, Katie, Okay, what did you think of
Speaker 1: the the first episode? And talk to us about the ratings.
Speaker 2: I loved it. I thought it was great. I'm not
Speaker 2: surprised that it has the highest three. I think a
Speaker 2: lot of people are really excited about it. I thought
Speaker 2: he was great I thought the women were great.
Speaker 1: We were right, and how we were right?
Speaker 2: The women were I was like, morning, good for them?
Speaker 2: I do you rooting for?
Speaker 1: Oh? Go ahead?
Speaker 2: Yes, well I like I like Edith, I like I
Speaker 2: love her like long silver hair, oh my god. And
Speaker 2: I like Ellen and I like Teresa. She had the
Speaker 2: birthday say which I was a little like, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: but then later on I did like her and then yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just like. The one thing that
Speaker 2: I think that they should have done differently is like,
Speaker 2: don't make the women stay up until six A. Yeah,
Speaker 2: these women are older, Like that's gonna suck them up
Speaker 2: for a week. What are you doing? Okay? Mean as shit,
Speaker 2: I don't do that.
Speaker 1: The final two questions do you did you agree my
Speaker 1: assessment that Faith was there was too thirsty to bust
Speaker 1: out the guitar to get a compliment and then go.
Speaker 1: But first let me sing you an acoustic guitar song,
Speaker 1: just like Jed the dog the dog food jingle.
Speaker 4: Guy.
Speaker 2: I found it a little cringey. I didn't think it
Speaker 2: was like, I don't know. I don't think a morning day.
Speaker 2: I don't don't think her motives are bad like I
Speaker 2: think she's there to find love. Like I don't. I
Speaker 2: don't really get that. Like he seemed to like the song.
Speaker 1: He loved it, he loved it.
Speaker 2: He just seems very excited to be there, you know,
Speaker 2: Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, doctor Banana, were you freaked out by the by
Speaker 1: the guitar coming out?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Not really. I mean she had such like rocker babe
Speaker 3: vibes from the start. Uh. Honestly, it's hard for me
Speaker 3: to be like, she's only here for her music career
Speaker 3: because I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, but she's a morning show djit yeah, and he
Speaker 1: said you look beautiful and she's like, thank you, but first,
Speaker 1: here's an enormous acoustic guitar. Let me play you in
Speaker 1: an original song.
Speaker 3: It's so hard to like think of these women being
Speaker 3: here for the wrong reasons. Like they're so I'm just saying.
Speaker 2: They're so grandmother.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're so like just like they're just trying to
Speaker 3: hold on for dear life literally because this show is
Speaker 3: so over, Like every scene they're like like their energy
Speaker 3: is for a tick.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're making them stay up here.
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna not gonna be a knight.
Speaker 2: And then also, did you guys watch this week's episode yet.
Speaker 1: I haven't watched it yet. I'm gonna watch it when
Speaker 1: we're done recording.
Speaker 2: I have not watched you, Okay, I have some thoughts.
Speaker 1: Okay, why we'll get him. We'll get to them. Okay,
Speaker 1: and uh, you know, I can unplug and then you
Speaker 1: wave when you tell do you want to say the
Speaker 1: thoughts to Anna? As I watched?
Speaker 2: It's fine, It's okay, talk about it next time.
Speaker 1: Okay, Brenda, what are your two Brenda? What are your
Speaker 1: two cents? Brenda? What are your two cents?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 6: My two cents are? You know? I spend so much
Speaker 6: time in the Bravo verse that it's very strange coming
Speaker 6: back over to Disney. So I just I just if
Speaker 6: there's a Golden Bachelor, I'm like, where's Luyanne, Where's Sonia Morgan?
Speaker 6: Where's fucking Erica?
Speaker 1: Jane Like, oh my god, that's great. And Sona Morgan
Speaker 1: son Sonya would love him, Yes, she was, And I
Speaker 1: feel like he would like Luanne. He likes a brunette.
Speaker 1: He likes his sultry brunette. Okay, here we go, now
Speaker 1: here we are, We're back in Paradise. We got the
Speaker 1: fun editing they did it again with the opening. I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like the editors are on fire once again.
Speaker 1: It's always fun. I feel like they're not giving Wells
Speaker 1: the screen time that I.
Speaker 2: Want, right.
Speaker 1: I feel like he's less than ever? Am I wrong?
Speaker 4: Why isn't he hosting the show? It's so dumb.
Speaker 1: I know so great, he's so great. I have come
Speaker 1: around a little bit to Jesse Palmer forty four hosts.
Speaker 1: I don't know when his birthday is or when he's
Speaker 1: not going to be forty four, but like the Jesse
Speaker 1: Palmer forty four hosts.
Speaker 2: I think the age is just going to go down
Speaker 2: like next time exactly.
Speaker 1: That's what I hope. But my birthday.
Speaker 6: And by the way, Jesse Palmer is literally doing like
Speaker 6: the biggest college football game of the week on ABC
Speaker 6: now each week. I like him so yes he is.
Speaker 4: Yes, I thought he gave all that up. He did
Speaker 4: not man terrible on the field.
Speaker 6: Okay, he's in the booth.
Speaker 1: Now Son, here we go, We're back. If we recall
Speaker 1: last week, uh, Will goes these there was the drama
Speaker 1: between Will and Kylie and Olivia, Olivia of the toe
Speaker 1: sucking fame Will Okay, my main headline for this episode
Speaker 1: is turns out Will has banana pants and I'm here
Speaker 1: for it. Absolutely unhitched the tears, and it actually felt
Speaker 1: so serily unhinged in a way that I loved er well,
Speaker 1: I mean, incredibly unhitched. And then and then the idiots
Speaker 1: Peter and the fucking old elderly firefighter who's thirty two
Speaker 1: but like and like, and I say this as I'm
Speaker 1: much older than him, so I'm not calling something, but like,
Speaker 1: he just feel like such a man compared with these
Speaker 1: little baby boys when they're fighting and they make the
Speaker 1: lady say call in the security. I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: so fake. And also the Hannah Brown, who can compete
Speaker 1: with Hannah Brown? Like, there was a lot of bad
Speaker 1: performing on this that you don't need because the show
Speaker 1: is so good. You don't need that, do you? Okay, Brendan,
Speaker 1: I saw your hand up.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, Who's Will? I was too lazy
Speaker 6: to google? And where did he come from? Was a
Speaker 6: p A on the last season of The Bachelorette.
Speaker 1: We learned this was Mike Carrozza last week, who actually
Speaker 1: has a memory. Unlike me, I flush everybody after each season.
Speaker 1: I have no memory unless you're like Braden, I have
Speaker 1: no memory. So Mike reminded us that he was on
Speaker 1: I believe Michelle's season and he got like some jacket.
Speaker 1: They went they had one on one day and he
Speaker 1: got to keep somewhere like one something. He got a
Speaker 1: jacket and then bure No, the pizza preneur, threw the
Speaker 1: jacket in the pool, and I feel like Will cried
Speaker 1: about the Will cry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he cried.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's in touch. He's in touch with this feeling.
Speaker 1: So he's he's gonna. He's he's a delicate the river,
Speaker 1: he's a he's a tender man. He's probably an aquarius
Speaker 1: or so, I don't I don't know anything. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is. He's delicate, Okay, so that's who
Speaker 1: he is. He didn't last long. A lot of these
Speaker 1: people are. We're not huge players.
Speaker 7: So he says, can see why he could.
Speaker 1: He's incredible television though.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he goes so great. He's good for the white dude.
Speaker 1: He goes to Kylie and he's taught and he's like,
Speaker 1: you know what I told Olivia. I told Olivia that
Speaker 1: he's falling for Kylie. So he breaks off Olivia and
Speaker 1: he goes Kylie, Kylie, Kylie, and the second you say
Speaker 1: to a producer on camera that you're falling for somebody,
Speaker 1: your heart is going to be smashed to pieces within
Speaker 1: fourteen seconds or less.
Speaker 4: Err and fully well, you know, I did full circle
Speaker 4: with Will. I did, I did. I texted you.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, Will's a gay man, and then
Speaker 5: twenty minutes later I was like, no, I don't think
Speaker 5: he's gay.
Speaker 4: I think he's broken okay.
Speaker 5: And then at the very end, I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: I want him to be with someone because he's a
Speaker 5: just a fragile.
Speaker 4: He almost it looks like he needed a mom at
Speaker 4: the end of the episode and.
Speaker 3: Not a lumber.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like he just yeah, he just so. Now I
Speaker 4: got a real soft spot for Will.
Speaker 1: I know he's he seems authentically gentle.
Speaker 7: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: He seems authentically like.
Speaker 4: I feel he could fall in love with like a
Speaker 4: tree if it blew the right way, like you know
Speaker 4: what I mean.
Speaker 5: Like I feel like he is so overly needs someone,
Speaker 5: yet I.
Speaker 4: Fear he will literally just go with anyone.
Speaker 1: Brendan Smith, I see you shaking your head.
Speaker 6: I totally agree. And I'm realizing that there's a role
Speaker 6: for Wells to play that they haven't really flushed out, okay,
Speaker 6: which is I really feel like we need an on
Speaker 6: set coach. We need a guy like Wells to be like, bro,
Speaker 6: slow down, down, Bro, have another my tie, have a
Speaker 6: fucking shrimp cocktail takes. Fucking take a gummy if you
Speaker 6: brought some secret gummies with you, but fucking slow down
Speaker 6: because this guy put his heart on his sleeve right away.
Speaker 6: And as you said, the most evil producers in television
Speaker 6: are the producers a Bachelor in Paradise, and they will
Speaker 6: fuck you. They will shive you from behind in the
Speaker 6: shower with a big pen that's been the ink has
Speaker 6: been removed and they filed down. They're shiving you.
Speaker 1: They're gonna stab you.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 1: I feel like Yeah, and Wells is actually a good
Speaker 1: He's he's a warm, good person to talk to, Doctor Banana.
Speaker 1: Do you agree with Brendan that I think that's actually
Speaker 1: a really good idea to like because he he would
Speaker 1: naturally be good. His advice is naturally like. He is
Speaker 1: a cool guy and he and he and Wells his sensitive.
Speaker 1: He's not like a super bro like but he's really
Speaker 1: seen enough of this up can you imagine having his
Speaker 1: job and watching this up close, and just when he'd
Speaker 1: be like.
Speaker 7: I wish, Oh my god, I wish too.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine I.
Speaker 4: Just drink all day and watch these idiots try to
Speaker 4: find Love's a dream?
Speaker 1: See what if we could do it together?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding? Literally?
Speaker 4: I just want to and watch this unfold. I would
Speaker 4: love to just watch the diseases spread while I'm hammered.
Speaker 1: I would love to be the on on set person
Speaker 1: talking to I mean I would be so I would
Speaker 1: be good at like.
Speaker 6: Wollo, do you like boats?
Speaker 4: Yello?
Speaker 1: Doctor Banana? What do you think about? Is Will? As
Speaker 1: Will like too? Is he? Is he gonna fall in
Speaker 1: love with anything?
Speaker 3: Is Will out of his goddamn mind? Yes? He definitely is,
Speaker 3: because I've never Here's the interesting thing he was. I
Speaker 3: remember reading this online. He was one of the guys
Speaker 3: that it came out that he had like really weird
Speaker 3: likes and retweets on Twitter that were all very like,
Speaker 3: oh super like defending toxic masculinity, which I always thought
Speaker 3: was like you, But in retrospect, that looks like a
Speaker 3: guy who was trying to be like, yeah, I'm also tough,
Speaker 3: Like it felt very try hard now in retrospect to
Speaker 3: be like you you really you're you're defending toxic masculinity
Speaker 3: while you're like you think.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 2: God Dave, Katie, Yeah.
Speaker 4: He doesn't know, he does not know who he is.
Speaker 1: Katie just perked right up, grab the googling yet having
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm just so surprised because like he's cried multiple times
Speaker 2: and it's been two episodes, Like, yeah, I do. I
Speaker 2: like Will though, but I have to say, like the
Speaker 2: karma was kind of like satisfying.
Speaker 1: Well so Olivia. I guess Livy's hammered and she's buzzed
Speaker 1: and she's like talking to somebody off camera, Kylie, you
Speaker 1: are a snake. Will was just a stepping stone. You're
Speaker 1: using him for a rose. Now I want Avon to
Speaker 1: come down, q Avan and and and he's coming down
Speaker 1: and like she's like, I'm making my move. Can we
Speaker 1: also just discuss how Rachel, who was already so insecure
Speaker 1: as the double bachelorette must be, must be spinning out
Speaker 1: the fact that she was double bachelotte. They sent her
Speaker 1: out as the first person on Paradise. She is the
Speaker 1: the last time somebody was Becca who was like, oh,
Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe Becka's here, and like Hannah Brown,
Speaker 1: later on gets the like goddess, like the most insane,
Speaker 1: the craziest, like Hannah Brown. Oh my god, I can't
Speaker 1: it's Taylor Swift. It's Hannah b It is bananas. And
Speaker 1: then like Rachel. No one's talking to Rachel like she
Speaker 1: must be flying like a Macy's balloon on Thanksgiving Day parade.
Speaker 6: Brendan the face on her.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 6: There was a certain point when everyone was talking about Hannah,
Speaker 6: and you can see all that she wanted to do
Speaker 6: is either call her therapist or call her sponsor or
Speaker 6: whoever she has, or her sister. I don't know the
Speaker 6: fuck she goes to in times of crisis, but you
Speaker 6: can see her soul leave her body and be just
Speaker 6: as anonymous as she was when I saw her at
Speaker 6: the Melrose Sunday Trading Markets and nobody knew who she was,
Speaker 6: just walking around with FA.
Speaker 3: I read something about her recently and it was that
Speaker 3: so I don't I don't know if you guys ever
Speaker 3: heard this, but she got a breast reduction like a
Speaker 3: year or.
Speaker 1: Two ago, and after after she was after.
Speaker 3: She was a bachelorette and she literally said, like walking
Speaker 3: onto the beach was like night and day, Like she's
Speaker 3: never felt more comfortable in her life. Like I guess
Speaker 3: that breast reduction is very much needed just for her
Speaker 3: to feel comfortable as a person. And she said, the
Speaker 3: whole time she was on the Bachelorette, she was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: She just like didn't know what to do with herself.
Speaker 3: She didn't feel comfortable in any of the clothes and
Speaker 3: the styling. It was just like and she says, she
Speaker 3: finally feels like she can be herself and good. So
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm seeing like actually a really chill
Speaker 3: version of her. And I genuinely think it's like because
Speaker 3: she finally, you know, took a step to do something
Speaker 3: for herself that made her feel like, you know, whole
Speaker 3: as a person.
Speaker 1: I'm sure guys just like talked to her chest for
Speaker 1: so many years, you know what I mean. And I'm
Speaker 1: sure she's just kind of like relax a little bit, Katie,
Speaker 1: I saw you perk up.
Speaker 2: No, I was gonna say, I kind of feel like
Speaker 2: that too, Like I feel like she's just enjoying the okay,
Speaker 2: you know, like okay, spiral yet or anything, Okay, so
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 1: Kylie's freaking out. She's never met even, but he's done
Speaker 1: three hearts and a fire emoji on her Instagram, and
Speaker 1: here he comes, and she is so nervous and she
Speaker 1: keeps saying out loud. She she disches Will so fast,
Speaker 1: she doesn't it doesn't like the door doesn't even hit
Speaker 1: him in the face on the way out, like she cannot.
Speaker 1: She doesn't even turn around, and she's like saying to
Speaker 1: so Will even pulls her aside. She is zero game,
Speaker 1: and she's saying to him, I have zero game. Be cool,
Speaker 1: be cool. I'm talking to you. God, I've built you
Speaker 1: up so much. I've got to pretend I am popular.
Speaker 1: I've had a popular time. Okay, but I've thought about
Speaker 1: I've thought about this moment so many times, Like Erin Fowley,
Speaker 1: what do you want to say to Kylie?
Speaker 4: I'm not a fan. I am just not a fan.
Speaker 4: I just listen. Like at one part of me is like,
Speaker 4: how do you go from like a date with Will
Speaker 4: where it's like so like, I don't know. I just
Speaker 4: was like, Okay, they're adorable. I get real attached real
Speaker 4: quickly too, and I'm like, oh my god, I love
Speaker 4: these kids great, and then the next day such a
Speaker 4: hard pivot, and then I remember, oh my god, they're twelves,
Speaker 4: they're hammered. Okay, you know, I get it, you know,
Speaker 4: but I just it was so like she did it twice. Right.
Speaker 4: She didn't talk to Olivia. Yeah, right, so you break
Speaker 4: girl code. Then she didn't talk to Will.
Speaker 1: I know she did, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: So now she's like over to like narcissists like and
Speaker 5: so I go, oh, I'm done, I'm done. So I
Speaker 5: don't know, I'm just I just thought that was like
Speaker 5: she did it like like, well, what would I say
Speaker 5: to Olivia. I'm like, just get some get some balls,
Speaker 5: go over there and just say like just something like sorry,
Speaker 5: this is really awkward, and just like I kind of
Speaker 5: like like just be be like a real person.
Speaker 4: So now I'm like, I'm I'm done.
Speaker 1: I saw Katya Leving getting excited and then Brenda and
Speaker 1: I see you.
Speaker 2: I thought she did talk to Will before she went
Speaker 2: on the day.
Speaker 1: Not no, she didn't much later much later after she you.
Speaker 3: Know, she agreed and then she pulled Will aside and
Speaker 3: was like, hey, you know, I'm going to do this
Speaker 3: because I owe it to myself and then he did
Speaker 3: his whole like women positivity, like you're an independent woman
Speaker 3: and you should be able to find uh.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: So great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so brief and it took me and
Speaker 2: then it was else first, I think, and well they.
Speaker 1: Pulled that well, it was also before like she was
Speaker 1: he quickly pulled her aside, and then he asked on
Speaker 1: the date and she was like yeah. Then they walked
Speaker 1: off and held hands. So it wasn't like, hey, let
Speaker 1: me talk to Will first.
Speaker 4: That's I guess that's what I mean. I just felt.
Speaker 2: See multiple things and then it showed us that because
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, she's not going to
Speaker 2: talk to me yet, but she.
Speaker 1: If it was me and I was Will, I would
Speaker 1: want if somebody was like, uh, doctor Shamwan Shamala, do
Speaker 1: you want to go out with me and he's like
Speaker 1: yeah and then runs off holding hands. I wanted to
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, let me let me just talk to
Speaker 1: my person, like I just just give me one second,
Speaker 1: and then I would hope they would talk to me
Speaker 1: first without walking off and holding hands. From the pullopup,
Speaker 1: Brendan Smith, I saw you can say yes, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yes, yes, Aaron Foley.
Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, Brennan.
Speaker 5: I was just gonna say, you can say like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'll go on a date with you and immediately turned it.
Speaker 4: But like, I really want to talk to you know,
Speaker 4: I want to talk to Will first, like just.
Speaker 1: Someone earlier holding hands immediately. I'm on Aaron Foley's side
Speaker 1: on this one, brendans.
Speaker 6: Man, I was gonna say, I love the fact that
Speaker 6: all these people know who each other are before we
Speaker 6: get to the beach. I love the fact that you
Speaker 6: take all of the bachelors and bachelorettes from the franchise,
Speaker 6: from all the different seasons, and they're.
Speaker 1: All in like a line night they're a Luni.
Speaker 6: But they're all in one giant hot person blender where
Speaker 6: they're all checking each other on Instagram and they're sliding
Speaker 6: into others dms and they're cross pollinating, and they're showing
Speaker 6: up in San Diego and they're finking to go into
Speaker 6: Vegas and all the shit. Like it's kind of the
Speaker 6: weirdest fraternity and sorority in America.
Speaker 1: It really has turned full San Diego because it used
Speaker 1: to be, uh, it used to be Nashville. When we
Speaker 1: went to Nashville.
Speaker 2: It was Nashville.
Speaker 1: Now it's bro Central down in the gas Lamp District
Speaker 1: down in San Diego. Doctor Banana thoughts on will Olivia
Speaker 1: and Kylie and even I'm actually.
Speaker 3: Really enjoying Olivia. I think she has perfect chaos energy
Speaker 3: and she also feels like the realist person I've ever
Speaker 3: seen on BMP, Like she'll it I'd be like, you're
Speaker 3: a fucking asshole. Oh did I say BMP I met
Speaker 3: b IP. Sorry, I was like, what is the m safe?
Speaker 1: I don't know that's her magic BI.
Speaker 3: Sorry. Also BMP is Big Money Players Network and it's
Speaker 3: my mind is all podcast mush But uh no, b I,
Speaker 3: she's the realest person we've ever seen. Like her energy
Speaker 3: is like someone I would hang out with, like someone
Speaker 3: who's messy, who's like kind of like this is stupid
Speaker 3: and like you're an idiot and honestly you're gonna get
Speaker 3: fucked over, and you're like, yeah, that's one of my friends.
Speaker 3: My friend would just say that ship to my face
Speaker 3: instead of like all the other girls are like trying
Speaker 3: to be like I'm so cute and precious and you're
Speaker 3: trying to and you know, or Cat Cat's another real
Speaker 3: one where she's like about everything. I'm like, I've known
Speaker 3: this woman in my life.
Speaker 1: I did like, Okay, yes, yes, Aaron Foley.
Speaker 4: Sorry I was. I don't mean to be cunning.
Speaker 1: There's never too much, Aaron Foley.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, will I I just want more takes of
Speaker 5: Jesse Palmer looking surprised when a guest, when a BP
Speaker 5: contestant comes down.
Speaker 4: Like he has no idea. Oh my god, where have
Speaker 4: you been. I'm like, you've you've met them seventeen times.
Speaker 1: You know exactly who's coming down away, you know exactly
Speaker 1: you have.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I mean literally, it.
Speaker 1: Does show you why there is a screen actors.
Speaker 4: And that he was a football player and not an actor.
Speaker 1: Okay, so then why don't we take a quick break
Speaker 1: and we'll come back with the date and more chaos.
Speaker 1: Yes this time, that's all right. Put on my keys,
Speaker 1: and Rebecca, I just want everybody to know, and I'll
Speaker 1: and I'll text doctor Banana to put on our Facebook page.
Speaker 1: My computer is on a box for zoom, and Mittens
Speaker 1: is in the box and my end show. She's at
Speaker 1: the podcast recording, hiding in a box kind of like
Speaker 1: a tent. And she's also participating guys, her motor's not
Speaker 1: going in New York. Meow is thriving. Meow has never
Speaker 1: been happier. She's like Kitty in this mint fucking hates it.
Speaker 5: Here.
Speaker 3: Mittens is like's you gonna taste of that California sunshine.
Speaker 1: She's good to set. She wants to go to San
Speaker 1: Diego hang out with Aaron. Okay, and we're back, so
Speaker 1: here we go. Will is having anxieties, having anxiety thoughts,
Speaker 1: and so she's like she Kylie says to him beforehand,
Speaker 1: like will you are the biggest green flag. You want
Speaker 1: to be with me? And that is and if we're
Speaker 1: together forever, this will only make us stronger. And she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. And then and so then in comes Avan
Speaker 1: and they go on a date. So it's Avan and Kyllie.
Speaker 1: They're on a yacht and she says, I hope this
Speaker 1: date goes well and that he wants to ma marry
Speaker 1: me after this before they even go on. And and
Speaker 1: let me say this, I was a I was a
Speaker 1: server for many years at a restaurant. When people would
Speaker 1: order wine or champagne. It made me panic having to
Speaker 1: present a bottle and un cork it watching even Yes
Speaker 1: try to pop a champagne bottle, break the cork, then
Speaker 1: have her not want to emasculate him because I felt
Speaker 1: like she knew how to do it. So then she's like,
Speaker 1: she's like, I can't. I know, I can't. And then
Speaker 1: he was trying to be a man and like like,
Speaker 1: still be a gentleman on the date and ask her questions.
Speaker 1: So he's like, so you're a nurse, Celian Charlotte and
Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, but I want to move to San Diego.
Speaker 1: I assume he lives in San Diego. And then watching
Speaker 1: him then get the cork like the screw in and
Speaker 1: then still not be able to get it out, and
Speaker 1: then she's still trying to act like and then also
Speaker 1: keep his masculine pride like intact. I had so much
Speaker 1: compassion really for both of them. It was so awkward
Speaker 1: and real she had I don't know. It was just
Speaker 1: as awkward as when Will fill in the pool last
Speaker 1: week falling Did you love Falling in the Pool? Did
Speaker 1: you Love a Cork?
Speaker 4: I loved the timing of the falling in the pool
Speaker 4: because at first I was like, okay, like the whole
Speaker 4: thing with Olivia, I was like, oh, that guy's a
Speaker 4: dick whatever, and then he falls in the pool and
Speaker 4: I was like, I love like life is like that
Speaker 4: was just the most perfect moment, Like I didn't handle
Speaker 4: myself right, Oh my god, I've got the girl falls
Speaker 4: in the pool and he just looked demoralized and it
Speaker 4: was an amazing moment. Well the amazing They also.
Speaker 1: Put a table next to like the deep end, so
Speaker 1: they had it on like a shallow shelf, and put
Speaker 1: her chair next to like the deep end so that
Speaker 1: he really.
Speaker 4: Told him it was like an inch of waters the.
Speaker 1: Whole and then he fell in and then they replayed
Speaker 1: it like fifteen times, just like it. I also love
Speaker 1: the editing of her, of her going this is the
Speaker 1: greatest moment in my life, her saying hi to Avon
Speaker 1: and it was like nothing, but she's like, I'll never
Speaker 1: forget this and this moo. The editors are great. Brendan Smith.
Speaker 6: I hate Champagne. So it's hard to be a contestant
Speaker 6: on Bachelor and Paradise. I know, and I know when
Speaker 6: I was on season two of Bachelor in Paradise, I
Speaker 6: was always saying, if I'm going to go on a
Speaker 6: date with someone, can I at least have some vodka
Speaker 6: or like at the very least like some stella or
Speaker 6: am still light. But they were like, but they were like, no,
Speaker 6: bro Champagne. That's all we drink. And it is so
Speaker 6: weird to me that people drink so much champagne on
Speaker 6: this fucking shelf.
Speaker 3: They really do.
Speaker 4: It was hard, Yea, the boat was the boat was tense.
Speaker 4: It was I felt, I did. I felt.
Speaker 5: I felt bad for both, for both of them. But
Speaker 5: I've also never I've broken wine corks before, but I've
Speaker 5: never broken a champagne court.
Speaker 1: Nobody has.
Speaker 4: And then no one.
Speaker 5: Take a wine yeah, to get into one more bottles.
Speaker 4: No, They're just like, good luck, buddy.
Speaker 1: No one's ever broken a champagne cork. It's uncompassive. You
Speaker 1: cannot break a champagne cork. And then she's literally kissing
Speaker 1: him and going, I want to wake up to him
Speaker 1: every day for the rest of his life, my life,
Speaker 1: and have his babies. She's so all in Katie Levine,
Speaker 1: and I see you leaning forward.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to go back to Kylie dealing with
Speaker 2: the cork and the falling the pool. She was so
Speaker 2: sweet about it, like she was.
Speaker 1: Sweet with both of you. She was like, Oh, don't worry.
Speaker 2: About it, like it was. I really was like, I
Speaker 2: really liked that because like she made them feel better.
Speaker 2: And I thought, like, I haven't agreed with, you know,
Speaker 2: some of her actions, but I just thought that was
Speaker 2: like a.
Speaker 1: Sweet thing she did. I also like, because I get
Speaker 1: nervous on dates. I like that she just says it
Speaker 1: out loud to the person. She's like, I feel like
Speaker 1: an idiot. I like you so much. I liked you
Speaker 1: since I saw you. I wanted you to be the
Speaker 1: bachelorette and wasn't you. But here we are. I've thought
Speaker 1: about this all the time.
Speaker 2: You liked.
Speaker 1: I think you'd be put a fire emoji.
Speaker 2: I want to marry you.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be the the last first day and
Speaker 1: I remember the rest of my life. I love that
Speaker 1: she just says it all out, and.
Speaker 2: I was shocked.
Speaker 4: I was like, Okay, that's when you need Welles to
Speaker 4: come in, Bren, that's when you need the coach to
Speaker 4: come in on the side of the yacht, being like,
Speaker 4: oh no, what.
Speaker 6: A blown opportunity. I mean, at least at least he's
Speaker 6: there to open the champagne bottle.
Speaker 1: Yes, Anna, he's he's gonna leave her, right, Hey, then
Speaker 1: he's got to.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When she said all that, I was like, oh, that's
Speaker 3: not good, but also incredible sort of the power of
Speaker 3: the fire emoji.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like.
Speaker 3: The way she was like, he put a fire emoji.
Speaker 3: He wants to be the father of my children. It's like.
Speaker 6: Doctor doctor banana, doctor banana. In Hot person world, a
Speaker 6: fire emoji means a lot. He he wants.
Speaker 3: To move to Charlotte and raise a family with me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what a fucking fire emoji means in hot
Speaker 6: person world. Yeah, those are the rules. Those rules. Got
Speaker 6: to get the handbook.
Speaker 1: Yeah, by the way, can we also just discuss did
Speaker 1: he even talk to Rachel? Like he almost proposed to Rachel?
Speaker 1: Like he's like, you know, we left and we're good,
Speaker 1: but like there was there even any acknowledgment that was
Speaker 1: like we met each other's families, Like I had sex
Speaker 1: with you and I was about of proposed to you,
Speaker 1: and then you picked that idiot, Like did we just
Speaker 1: not even they have the interat and we're like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, goodness you.
Speaker 3: And that was like Jesse, remember Jesse addresses it. He
Speaker 3: goes like, hey, you know, last time I saw you
Speaker 3: you were uh trying to bang Rachel after that after
Speaker 3: the final rules, Am I right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Even was like, yeah, but we're over that now, and
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, cool, cool band aid over the
Speaker 3: most awkward situation.
Speaker 1: It's okay. I just want to say that out loud
Speaker 1: because it makes me feel a little crazy that I
Speaker 1: was like, did that mine? I have so much information
Speaker 1: in my head of so many idiotic things.
Speaker 2: I was expecting there to be drama when they saw
Speaker 2: each other, and instead it was like, oh, hey, what's up.
Speaker 2: It makes me think like they must have hung out
Speaker 2: and probably had sex.
Speaker 1: And then of course I've called wagon Wheel Wagon that's
Speaker 1: my side, that's my off shoot of stage coaches.
Speaker 5: I've been so drunk at wagon Wheel. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: I don't even remember it.
Speaker 1: I applied to get into see so many guys Wheel
Speaker 1: Wagon Wheel. I was the bell of the ball at
Speaker 1: wagon Wheel. I had my chuck roast, I had my
Speaker 1: prairie dog, my Prairie dog competition. I had a yodling,
Speaker 1: I had I had a uh it tossed the horseshoe
Speaker 1: at my crotch.
Speaker 6: I don't know if you guys know this, but this
Speaker 6: particular weekend in southern California is the heavy metal Coachella.
Speaker 6: It's Guns and Roses, ac DC, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Tool, Metallica.
Speaker 6: You're prom it's I promm. No members of Bachelor Bachelorette
Speaker 6: Nation will be in it. Know that this weekend? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Would you be like they're the best.
Speaker 6: If there's yeah, I'll date either one.
Speaker 3: They will be there.
Speaker 1: If I can get like a free if I can
Speaker 1: launch my hard Seltzer line there, then it's gonna happen.
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, wheel Hard.
Speaker 1: Mycer is called days for.
Speaker 3: It's for all your favorite reality TV chodes. You can't hold.
Speaker 2: All my es is going to promote it.
Speaker 1: We've got We've got what's his name chat from a
Speaker 1: Southern charm. He's a.
Speaker 6: Quick tangent. Craig Conover has a brand new blue crab
Speaker 6: pillow for sale on his website.
Speaker 1: So well, maybe we could do a Chones collab, or
Speaker 1: I could do a chon Esa print on a Southern pillows.
Speaker 1: So then here we go. Okay, so then we have
Speaker 1: so will is anxious and popped the cork and said
Speaker 1: she was like, oh my god, you know, I'm so
Speaker 1: not surprised. I like to you in person. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's just like I was worried about all the hype.
Speaker 1: You can lead up to the hype, but you know
Speaker 1: what's boiling moment.
Speaker 2: Up in my head.
Speaker 1: But I wanted it to be you. I wanted this.
Speaker 1: I kiss he's my man, and I want to kick
Speaker 1: I want to kiss him and wake up with him forever,
Speaker 1: every day, every day for the rest of my life,
Speaker 1: and make babies.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, pumped the brakes. Then we have Blake and Jess.
Speaker 1: Blake for his eighteenth go round on The Bachelor. He's
Speaker 1: back and seventeenth time is a charm just and glitter
Speaker 1: covered Jess and and then seems like he's like, I
Speaker 1: love that. She's so sweet. And they're hanging out in
Speaker 1: the infinity pool saying their favorite curse words, and she
Speaker 1: he looked downright shocked by whatever flew out of her mouth.
Speaker 1: What do you think it was? Aaron Foley?
Speaker 5: I thought that was so unbelievably funny. I don't know,
Speaker 5: I don't know her, but she just, you know, we.
Speaker 7: Don't need sweet.
Speaker 4: Little she's with glitter.
Speaker 1: That's always as a.
Speaker 5: Sex appeal of like a you know, a mouse, and
Speaker 5: she is just I was like, of course they're they're
Speaker 5: together for forty eight hours until someone else walks down
Speaker 5: and she'll be devastated. And her Yeah, she just needs
Speaker 5: to you know, she's just chop at Old Navy and
Speaker 5: she's just.
Speaker 4: Like a khaki princess anyway.
Speaker 1: So anyway, glitter just.
Speaker 4: A khaki princess covered.
Speaker 5: And then whatever she said was like full on gutter
Speaker 5: like and I was I just thought that was so
Speaker 5: unbelievably funny.
Speaker 4: It was so it was edited perfectly, but like it
Speaker 4: was she dropping like see you next Tuesday. It felt
Speaker 4: like she was she was dropping something into that that's
Speaker 4: so like an f bomb into see you next Tuesday.
Speaker 7: He look like he looked shocked.
Speaker 1: Didn't even occur to me that it could be if
Speaker 1: that was on the end of it.
Speaker 5: If there was, I thought it might have been like
Speaker 5: a see you see you next Tuesday with a y
Speaker 5: like wow, that's fine. I think at one point he
Speaker 5: was like, oh, maybe I ken danger Like I think,
Speaker 5: you know, I split up.
Speaker 1: He got he was I feel like he got a
Speaker 1: little boner from whatever. Like it it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're like you got a little pepper in your pot.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I was excited for her too.
Speaker 1: It actually looked like it woke him up from the
Speaker 1: like kind of friend zone. Cama, Yeah, Brendan, your hand
Speaker 1: is up. What do you got, sir?
Speaker 6: I want to know?
Speaker 1: And I think I hear the computer.
Speaker 6: I think maybe Katie or doctor Manna can answer this question.
Speaker 6: Do we did we ever find out why Blake Moins
Speaker 6: and Katie Thurston split up?
Speaker 1: Great questions? She dumped him immediately? Didn't she to go
Speaker 1: date that other guy? Didn't he didn't she dump him?
Speaker 1: Katie Levine?
Speaker 2: They I think they stayed together for a little bit
Speaker 2: and then they broke up. And then not long after
Speaker 2: she started dating that other guy that she cut pretty
Speaker 2: early in her show. Yeah, I've heard his name, John.
Speaker 2: I think he's really cute. And then they broke John
Speaker 2: and her broke up because now she's on f Boy
Speaker 2: Island anyways.
Speaker 1: Lot's Boy Island.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I can't watch.
Speaker 4: I thought she was on b I.
Speaker 3: I think she shows up. She'd be like a weird bacherette.
Speaker 1: She does show up, Yes, so she's doing two dating shows.
Speaker 1: She's doing that. I don't know she ruins people?
Speaker 2: I know? Am I going to tell you?
Speaker 3: Guys?
Speaker 1: Some gossip camera.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we found out why they broke
Speaker 2: up though, because I don't remember. Anna, do you remember I.
Speaker 3: Did, they didn't. I don't recall if it came out
Speaker 3: other than it probably.
Speaker 2: Not working. Yeah, that type of shit.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, right, So then so then Cat and Braiden,
Speaker 1: and Cat is like, oh, Brayden's a sweet boy. You know,
Speaker 1: I didn't think I was gonna explore something with somebody.
Speaker 2: And they are.
Speaker 1: She's afraid to kiss him underwater. I mean, he's in
Speaker 1: his cute, flirty Braiden phase, which he early he was
Speaker 1: early on with Charity. So he's in the like giddy
Speaker 1: when they went to the ball field before he becomes
Speaker 1: like a total like asshole talking to the producers off camp.
Speaker 1: He's in his flirt mode and I don't trust it,
Speaker 1: but Aaron fully doesn't know who he is. How do
Speaker 1: you feel about Braiden Aaron Fuley first impressions.
Speaker 5: Well, okay, I'm just gonna say it. I know he's
Speaker 5: not like a good one or whatever. He's good to
Speaker 5: find him.
Speaker 4: I find him to be so cute, like if I
Speaker 4: was straight, like he would be my that's my type. Like, yes,
Speaker 4: if he was, I have.
Speaker 5: Well, when I was with guys, it was I had
Speaker 5: a real My type was like any like Latin lover.
Speaker 5: That's why I'm like obsessed with j love. But anyway,
Speaker 5: but this guy I find. I find him adorable.
Speaker 4: He can live, so I know. No, I don't know
Speaker 4: anything about but I love.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, you literally picked me. You picked the
Speaker 6: dumbest bro in Southern California.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that's your type.
Speaker 6: Nope, No, but nope, I'm telling your significant other twenty something.
Speaker 4: And I was he was like, full side, I'd be like,
Speaker 4: I get on that pick.
Speaker 2: Such a bro.
Speaker 6: Bro ultimately is bro.
Speaker 4: He's not given me broke right now.
Speaker 7: Though, but he is.
Speaker 1: That's why he's tricky.
Speaker 4: That's what I was saying.
Speaker 1: He fills you with the earring.
Speaker 6: Next time I see you and your significant other at
Speaker 6: six o'clock in the morning, walking cheater, I'm gonna say
Speaker 6: you know what, you know what her real type is
Speaker 6: the dumbest bros in Southern California, the man who won
Speaker 6: mister Bro San Diego twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4: He's not giving me bro right now. The other two
Speaker 4: are giving me bread.
Speaker 1: He put on the earring a little something the earing
Speaker 1: and the accessories. He went to like fucking Claire's at
Speaker 1: the mall and he.
Speaker 5: A fresh fresh eyes, not knowing any Him and the
Speaker 5: other two Sam and Pilot Pete or whatever, the Pete
Speaker 5: and Pete.
Speaker 4: Those two are just so bullery. Whatever, if I have
Speaker 4: to pick between.
Speaker 1: Him, No, you're right, listen and the other two. You're right,
Speaker 1: you're right. Sean sucks, sucks, you're right. I want you
Speaker 1: to know that my friend Laurie, who does the podcast,
Speaker 1: he's married to Miguel Love.
Speaker 7: Laurie Love.
Speaker 1: She considers Dean her boyfriend from when we did the
Speaker 1: podcast at Outside Lands and he was nice to her
Speaker 1: and he looked her in the eyes and because she
Speaker 1: couldn't go to like the next party with us, and
Speaker 1: he kept going, Laurie, no, you don't have to go home,
Speaker 1: and she's like, you're right, but I have a wife,
Speaker 1: and he's like, come on, Laurie, just come out with us.
Speaker 1: And she is so in love a Dean, and she
Speaker 1: was like very upset that her boyfriend got married. She
Speaker 1: was like, my boyfriend's getting married, even though she's happy
Speaker 1: for him, and Kaylin Uh, she's like, my boyfriend's getting
Speaker 1: married this week and like she's invested in it because
Speaker 1: like that's her Guy is Dean is Dean Uncle Guy's
Speaker 1: braids fun.
Speaker 6: If Abercrombie and Fitch and white Claud got together and
Speaker 6: had a baby, it would be Braiden.
Speaker 1: But she goes involved, okay, so here we go. So
Speaker 1: then they're underwater they're kissing. Meanwhile, Eliza is talking about
Speaker 1: last year in her drama. She's like, I don't want
Speaker 1: any drama last year with Rodney and whatever, Justin and I.
Speaker 1: So she's talking to her Aaron and and then they're
Speaker 1: and you know, and she's like, I really like you,
Speaker 1: and then but then she finds out he's like, I
Speaker 1: should tell you last night I kissed Mercedes, and Mercedes
Speaker 1: is off talking to the gals having their omelets, going
Speaker 1: he kissed me, and now he's m I A and
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck and he's and then
Speaker 1: they're like we were vibing, we're all vibing. And then
Speaker 1: he's like, I just need to be directed and tell
Speaker 1: you I had there was something last night with Eliza
Speaker 1: and she starts shaking. She's like, I'm really triggered. I'm
Speaker 1: really triggered, and she starts crying. She runs into the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I'm triggered. I was in a love triangle.
Speaker 2: I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I like him, but he can't commit. I'm really thrown
Speaker 1: that he kissed Mercedes. She starts crying. She goes to Aarin.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm crying and he's like, oh no, I
Speaker 1: know I should have told us earlier. I really like you.
Speaker 1: And then and that drama. Who wants to go first?
Speaker 1: I thinkink Katie Levine needs it. I see her later
Speaker 1: forward with them. She said, a hard fucking day, So
Speaker 1: take it away. Girlfriend.
Speaker 2: This really pissed me off because everything that happened to
Speaker 2: her to Eliza last season was her.
Speaker 1: Own self inflicted.
Speaker 2: She's acting like she was like cheated on last year,
Speaker 2: and it's like, no, no, no, you were dating Rodney
Speaker 2: and then you chose someone else, and it's like these
Speaker 2: two just met, they just started hanging out. He was
Speaker 2: honest with her, he was straightforward, and it's like, if
Speaker 2: she's gonna act like that, I don't think she should
Speaker 2: be in Paradise, that's not Wasn't.
Speaker 1: She a late comfort? Didn't he kiss her before she
Speaker 1: came down to the beach. Wasn't before she even arrived.
Speaker 1: Am I wrong about that?
Speaker 2: I think it was just like the first night that
Speaker 2: they kissed.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was just like, I think it's you know, hey,
Speaker 2: he's being honest with you. He likes you enough, he
Speaker 2: wants you to know this so you don't find out elsewhere,
Speaker 2: and he wants to be like, I just want to
Speaker 2: be with you though, And then it's like you're freaking out,
Speaker 2: being like, oh, I'm in another love trial, and it's like, no,
Speaker 2: you're not. First of all, second all, that was your
Speaker 2: fault last year, So what the fuck do.
Speaker 4: You triggered by something you did?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's really solid thing.
Speaker 2: It was so weird. I was just like, you don't reaction.
Speaker 4: She Oh, she was so annoying, just boring.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, they're per I know he I don't
Speaker 1: trust him, and I know you're having issues with him. Anna,
Speaker 1: you don't trust him, right.
Speaker 3: Or don't I don't trust Aaron be at all?
Speaker 1: And how do you feel about Eliza and her? And
Speaker 1: so I see that head and Eliza and her triggering,
Speaker 1: her triggering herself from Eliza.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Just you're fine, And he's like, I kissed
Speaker 3: another girl and she was like no, and it's like.
Speaker 1: She's Katie is not well.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: But then also I felt bad for Mercedes too because
Speaker 2: she didn't know this was happening. And then they come
Speaker 2: over her like something happened. She goes, did I do something?
Speaker 2: And like she's like very concerned, and I was like,
Speaker 2: this is just this is just such fake drama. It
Speaker 2: just pissed me off, the whole situation.
Speaker 1: Brend Yeah, I did too. She was and then he
Speaker 1: and then she was just getting blown off, Like Okay,
Speaker 1: it's hard to compete with Eliza. She's so fun. I mean,
Speaker 1: everybody there is a fifteen, and Eliza's like a seventeen,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like they're already gorgeous,
Speaker 1: but it's like hard of whatever your fella's fallen for,
Speaker 1: Like she's just it's just like it's annoying.
Speaker 4: Did you say they're all fifteen?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they feel fifteen.
Speaker 4: I could pick a couple of First of all, the
Speaker 4: guys are not fifteen.
Speaker 1: The ladies are fifteen.
Speaker 4: Brooklyn and Cat eight.
Speaker 1: Why has nobody talked to Brooklyn because she was adorable
Speaker 1: in his Star?
Speaker 4: Oh? Was she okay?
Speaker 5: Because she's got resting sour like, I don't want to
Speaker 5: be here. She's like, I'm packed. It's like it's like
Speaker 5: an hour in.
Speaker 1: But I feel like if no one's talking to you,
Speaker 1: that feels bad and you're like, no one is talking
Speaker 1: to me. And she kind of had a star turn
Speaker 1: and she had a heart upbringing and like so like,
Speaker 1: if you're there and not one person showing interest in you,
Speaker 1: it'd be hard not to fold in on yourself.
Speaker 4: Brendan'san it feels like she isn't even putting herself out there.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 4: I could do it.
Speaker 6: Is Brooklyn, am I forgetting? Is Brooklyn Barbara Mandrell's niece.
Speaker 6: She's not. Okay, I'm that's Christina Mandreu. But Brooklyn came
Speaker 6: in hot. She was one of the first five women
Speaker 6: introduced of that previous season of The Bachelor, right at
Speaker 6: the right, Like, wasn't she didn't she come out of
Speaker 6: the gate really hot on the last.
Speaker 3: And Cat had beef, which they say, whatever the hell.
Speaker 6: I was also going to say, I don't think that
Speaker 6: Aaron b he didn't get the benefit of a rehab
Speaker 6: on Bachelor and Paradise as you usually get when you
Speaker 6: come straight out of the Bachelorette because he ended on
Speaker 6: such a bad note on that show. So I still
Speaker 6: have a residual I don't like Aaron b stuff in me,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean. So I'm not rooting for him.
Speaker 1: No, he's well, but then he him again, Brandon, he
Speaker 1: came back and he was Okay, he's just kind of
Speaker 1: a tool.
Speaker 6: He's just kind of a tool.
Speaker 1: Okay, So then here we go. So then cut to
Speaker 1: Cat and Breden tongue kissing in the pool, and then.
Speaker 7: My boy, they have a good kiss.
Speaker 1: They have good chemistry. He does look like a good heble.
Speaker 1: They're kind of hot together. Meanwhile, here we go, Here
Speaker 1: comes Hannah Brown. Should we take a quick commercial break
Speaker 1: and come back and talk about Okay, We're gonna take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we're back Hannah Brown.
Speaker 3: Look, oh my god, who it's interesting Hannah.
Speaker 6: Some people, Oh my god, Oh my god, my queen,
Speaker 6: Oh my god, my queen, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: She's just a quick question. Did Hannah sa save a
Speaker 3: family of like ten from a burning building that I missed?
Speaker 6: Y's like why they have been so many bachelorettes?
Speaker 1: And then she had like kind of she had kind
Speaker 1: of like a scandal and then like, like, again, why
Speaker 1: all of about it? Like some people I know are
Speaker 1: Hannah's their favorite bachelorette. I like Caitlin, I like Charity,
Speaker 1: like like the weird Reverence. I feel like the producers
Speaker 1: made that, like she must just be best friends with
Speaker 1: whoever the producer currently is. Do you agree with that?
Speaker 5: Aaron Foley, I thought I missed something because I took
Speaker 5: literally two seasons off, so I was like, something must
Speaker 5: have happened.
Speaker 7: It's because I liked her.
Speaker 4: I had I thought she was enjoyable.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's I was excited to see.
Speaker 5: Her come down the stairs. But then when they all
Speaker 5: started talking about her, then I immediately was like, what
Speaker 5: in good God is happening?
Speaker 4: It was like what it was?
Speaker 5: It was wild. People were like, what's the one that's
Speaker 5: just hanging out with my boyfriends?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, Cat, Cat hang out with your boyfriend.
Speaker 5: Cat was like, you just take him, you just take
Speaker 5: him as Hannah, Yeah, she's just take my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: And I was like what it was literally like just
Speaker 1: take him over being an awe her for you to
Speaker 1: go take my boyfriend. To have my boyfriend still from
Speaker 1: Hannah Brown would be my.
Speaker 4: I'll just go into the water I'll drive myself. I
Speaker 4: will literally kill myself my boyfriend. It was wild take
Speaker 4: on a lot of water and.
Speaker 1: What it was was it who was a Virginia Wolf?
Speaker 1: Didn't she walk.
Speaker 2: Into the water?
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 1: And then like the little glitter jest, she was like,
Speaker 1: I mean, how can I con? I may as well
Speaker 1: just go home now. I literally I'm like Starstarck is
Speaker 1: like Taylor Swift. She's my Taylor Swift. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: Katie Lavi and I know she's mad.
Speaker 2: No, I was just so confused, like I was confused
Speaker 2: to it just like didn't make sense. Like I was like,
Speaker 2: is it because like she wrote a book? Is she
Speaker 2: is it? Because she dated she did Tyler.
Speaker 3: The Tyler Factor? And then she did win the Special
Speaker 3: Forces show on Fox?
Speaker 6: Oh she did?
Speaker 2: She did?
Speaker 6: Oh, which means she beat Tom Sandal.
Speaker 3: That the second season. She was in the first season?
Speaker 6: Oh ship.
Speaker 4: Is it? Okay?
Speaker 5: But also maybe she's maybe she's being put up for
Speaker 5: like in like a hosting role.
Speaker 4: It felt like there was a.
Speaker 3: P R she's running for president?
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was why.
Speaker 4: Someone that with no experience? So that's the perfect.
Speaker 1: So then she's like, I'm gonna strow. Let me talk
Speaker 1: to all the boys who and all the guys are like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm with I'm with so and so, but I'm available.
Speaker 1: All of them were available.
Speaker 2: Lake was the funniest because like he was just looking
Speaker 2: at her being like, yeah, I mean, I'm with Jess,
Speaker 2: but if you want to funk, I'm down. Like it
Speaker 2: was just that's right, if I recall, wasn't he like,
Speaker 2: I'm a really horny guy.
Speaker 1: I'm really sexual in the house. He was always about
Speaker 1: horny thing he did with art, the art thing that's right, Okay,
Speaker 1: so obvious. So everybody starts struck. Blake is open. People
Speaker 1: were like it would be my honor and then they're
Speaker 1: like and then she's like me, first, okay, touch, look
Speaker 1: but don't touch. I would get it. I got peekaboo,
Speaker 1: I see you. I got engaged. Don't worry, Nana. I'm
Speaker 1: Hannah Brown. So now I'm gonna meet you down at
Speaker 1: the bonfire. And like I like some mors and they're like, whoa,
Speaker 1: this feels ominous and someone's like what is ominous?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: And I was like, this feels weird and then they're like,
Speaker 1: oh right, heard what is And they're like Okay, Sean,
Speaker 1: how confident are you in your current connection? Like, basically,
Speaker 1: she's just there to stir the pot and everybody's everyone's
Speaker 1: basically like I like the person I came with what
Speaker 1: I am up and next week to fuck somebody else
Speaker 1: is basically the gist of every answer, Doctor Banana, How
Speaker 1: did you feel about that?
Speaker 3: I thought? How? Like, first of all, they were like,
Speaker 3: what is she doing here? I'm like, well, she was
Speaker 3: in the franchise. This is not really like, yeah, crazy
Speaker 3: that someone from the fratranchise would be on Bachelor and Paradise.
Speaker 3: Why are you guys all asking this is so crazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Isn't right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a president, Like she's president. Why is she here?
Speaker 3: It's like she was on the show like four or
Speaker 3: five years ago. Relax? Why is Will here? That's a
Speaker 3: better question.
Speaker 1: Who is Will? Who is the girl.
Speaker 3: That keeps saying she's got hives on her neck? Who
Speaker 3: is that? Legitimately?
Speaker 2: Who is that?
Speaker 1: Cats cat?
Speaker 3: The other one, the other one? Who's poop baby? Who
Speaker 3: is that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the poop? Yeah? Who is poop? Who
Speaker 1: is that? Okay, so I said this, I said this
Speaker 1: last week, and I'm saying this. Look I'm over forty.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to make fun of anybody's age. She
Speaker 1: looks like an adult woman that could be our peer,
Speaker 1: and yet it says she's twenty seven and it's not
Speaker 1: that she's like really, she just presents as a woman.
Speaker 1: And I let's just cut to this because I found
Speaker 1: it fascinating that the pieces. So the guy that's up
Speaker 1: for grabs is Peter Peter Pilot. We got another fucking
Speaker 1: Peter Pilot. And so we have competing for Peter Pilot.
Speaker 1: We have poop Baby, we have we have Greer.
Speaker 3: Poo Baby is not competing for Peter Pilot. She's with
Speaker 3: Aaron s Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1: You're right, you're right, you're right. We have Okay, we
Speaker 1: have Greer, who I have no memory of except for
Speaker 1: she reminds me of just and she gets scolded for.
Speaker 3: Having She her personality is.
Speaker 2: She has the one that got yelled at from having
Speaker 2: Q four for having goals for Q four.
Speaker 1: Then we have Cat with the fun eyes, the cat Cat.
Speaker 1: And then so he says to her, I'm the most
Speaker 1: attractive and he's like, He's like, you're a blonde bombshell.
Speaker 1: She's kind of fun in a day she's like, you
Speaker 1: like me the most.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 1: Then we have Brooklyn that nobody's talked to but was like,
Speaker 1: I feel like if she'd gotten to go right after
Speaker 1: her season, she would have been a hotter commodity. But
Speaker 1: people forget. And then the fourth person is who who
Speaker 1: is the fourth one?
Speaker 3: It was Greer and then Olivia Olivia.
Speaker 1: Oh, Olivia Olivia Olivia. Yeah, okay, So so they're all fighting.
Speaker 1: And then and then so Peter's loving He's like, I'm
Speaker 1: basically the Bachelor of the beach. They have their cocktail hour,
Speaker 1: he's loving it, and these are the guy every guy
Speaker 1: hated Peter if we remember it after the final.
Speaker 2: Rows, why right?
Speaker 1: And I see why because he sucks. So he goes
Speaker 1: and then he decides again to get more airtime. It's
Speaker 1: so clear that it's for airtime that he pulls poop
Speaker 1: baby aside, and.
Speaker 3: He keeps saying, watch him. He looks at the camera
Speaker 3: all the time, just keep an eye out for that.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, he pulls poop baby aside, and he kept saying,
Speaker 1: you seem I felt this was unkind for the person
Speaker 1: who looks the oldest there, even though she says she's
Speaker 1: twenty seven. Which I believe, and I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: shame somebody's age. She just seems she doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: a ding dung. She seems like a like a like
Speaker 1: a lady. You know, she seems like a thirty five
Speaker 1: year old lady, but she's twenty seven. And he keeps
Speaker 1: saying to her, you seem really mature, and Aaron looks older.
Speaker 1: Aaron looks he's a firefighter. He feels like a fire
Speaker 1: he feels like somebody's dad that's about to get his pension.
Speaker 4: And they're fifty six.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're both fifty six. They both claim to be
Speaker 1: between twenty seven and thirty two. It's shocked. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's not true, and that's fine, but I'm just shocked
Speaker 1: that that's the fact. So he kept going, you're mature,
Speaker 1: you seem really mature, and I was like, are you calling?
Speaker 1: Are you saying she looks older? Like it felt like
Speaker 1: he just kept saying, you seem really mature. You're much
Speaker 1: more mature than the other, and he seems mature, basically
Speaker 1: calling Aaron looking like Aaron looks older. And then he's like,
Speaker 1: do you want to be with a mature guy or
Speaker 1: like a fun dude, and then they fake. All the
Speaker 1: women are like, call security, is getting heated. Meanwhile, Peter
Speaker 1: Pilot starts break dancing in the background, while break dancing
Speaker 1: in the background, while fire pension firefighters talking to the
Speaker 1: future mom of the poop baby, and he's trying to
Speaker 1: cut in. He's break dancing in the background, and then
Speaker 1: they get in a fight, and then all the gals
Speaker 1: are like security, security, called security, and it all feels
Speaker 1: so manufactured for all parties involved, including the bystanders trying
Speaker 1: to get your time. I didn't buy any of it.
Speaker 1: Aaron Foley and then Brenda Smith did it feel fake? I?
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, you know, I didn't mind Peter whatever.
Speaker 5: But then I just when he started dancing in the background, and.
Speaker 4: I literally was like, yeah, this guy, I need a wave,
Speaker 4: Like I need a huge wave to take.
Speaker 3: Him out, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Like, I was like, I can't, I can't stand five
Speaker 4: more seconds of that. And then the mature I just yeah,
Speaker 4: but the fake fight was so funny. It was like
Speaker 4: did you call me? Did you did you call me immature?
Speaker 4: Would you say did you say mature? Immature? I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: this is getting heated. Yes, this is someone's not gonna
Speaker 4: swing at any point in time.
Speaker 1: No one's gonna swing. And then how much did you
Speaker 1: enjoy the preview of them calling in medics and her
Speaker 1: being willing to be on TV as the person that
Speaker 1: needs surgery to get her poop baby out.
Speaker 4: Aaron, I can't believe this is happening. But why wouldn't
Speaker 4: you just go, like, why wouldn't you just like, if
Speaker 4: you can't go to the bathroom, which is a legitimate thing,
Speaker 4: you just go, oh, you know, something came up and
Speaker 4: you leave the show.
Speaker 1: My grandfather got my grandfather sick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, literally anything my uncle got sick.
Speaker 1: You don't have an I cahoon, don't worry about it, okay,
Speaker 1: Brendan Smith. The fight, the maturity, the break dancing, the
Speaker 1: poop baby Brendan.
Speaker 6: Okay, well one, I'm an Irish Catholic. We don't talk
Speaker 6: about those kind of things that people are supposed to
Speaker 6: do in private and talk about either. We don't talk
Speaker 6: about that.
Speaker 1: Doctor talks about it no twenty four hours a day. U.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, and he will literally like in his apartment,
Speaker 1: he'll pop his head in and go, did you just poop?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no. I. I I would to like
Speaker 1: open up a shoot in this apartment and just slide
Speaker 1: out a barrel, roll out of this window. You'll never
Speaker 1: see me again, particularly if I did, just like like,
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna tell like, I'm so mortified. He's hey, buddy,
Speaker 1: really we all poop guys.
Speaker 6: I no, Irish people don't do that. We don't do
Speaker 6: that for me.
Speaker 8: Don't.
Speaker 1: You don't talk about poop either, do you. It's an
Speaker 1: Irish thing. We don't talk about poop. I bet my grandmother.
Speaker 6: Very private thing.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 6: Here's a great story. In seventh grade, uh, we did
Speaker 6: a class camping trip in Bear Canyon, New Mexico. Raja
Speaker 6: was the smartest kid in our class and he wouldn't go.
Speaker 6: He wouldn't go. He was the smartest. He was a
Speaker 6: little tiny guy. And on the on the fourth night,
Speaker 6: we were all sequestered and the teachers were with all Raja, begging,
Speaker 6: begging all Raja al aa Walia to just go to
Speaker 6: the bathroom. And a conversation went like this, Raja, please
Speaker 6: you have to go to the restaurant. Leave me alone. Raja,
Speaker 6: please you have to go to the restroom. Please no,
Speaker 6: leave me alone. Stop budy me, Raja, please go to
Speaker 6: the bathroom, suck my dick, just to hear Rasha Walia
Speaker 6: tell the teachers to suck and sick because they were
Speaker 6: may everybody.
Speaker 1: No, I would just kept it myself.
Speaker 6: I just wouldn't. We knew anybody, We knew, we knew.
Speaker 6: We We called them five.
Speaker 1: Trips to Europe, ride and go for like a month,
Speaker 1: and I didn't tell anybody. You just keep it inside,
Speaker 1: like the poop that's living in all of your intestines.
Speaker 1: You just don't sit truly.
Speaker 2: Like, can't believe us, You guys like it's just poop.
Speaker 2: We all poop.
Speaker 1: It's no, it's too with.
Speaker 4: A camera and a sexy island.
Speaker 2: As much as I don't mind talking about my poops
Speaker 2: and my bms, I'm totally fine with it. It's fine.
Speaker 2: I don't think I would do that. I don't think
Speaker 2: i'd be like, yeah.
Speaker 4: She's a poop what Arden said? She will forever now
Speaker 4: be known as does the poop lady?
Speaker 2: Yeah, go to the medics. But I don't think so,
Speaker 2: because you know how quickly you.
Speaker 3: Guys forget things. You're not gonna remember her.
Speaker 6: We don't even know who she is.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what did you think of the fight and
Speaker 1: the break dancing, Doctor Banana.
Speaker 3: Well, the dancing was fo I mean that whole situation.
Speaker 3: I was like, these two white guys look exactly the
Speaker 3: same to me. She could literally walk off with either
Speaker 3: of them, and I don't even know who she is.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, these people have zero consequences on this beach,
Speaker 3: like there's nothing going on that. I'm like, yeah, this matters.
Speaker 3: I didn't think it was funny that Well's earning his paycheck.
Speaker 3: Was like, Hey, what's going on over there?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I want more of our king. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then so then we find out all the start
Speaker 1: the shit had stirred and Peter's really annoying, and then
Speaker 1: uh there's the break dancing, and then he's so excited,
Speaker 1: and I was shocked. I think he picked. So Peter
Speaker 1: ended up picking Olivia, I think because he thought she
Speaker 1: so far had the most storyline commodity. If he's this
Speaker 1: thirsty and he's doing looking right down the barrel of
Speaker 1: the camera, the person that see he could probably tell
Speaker 1: was already getting the most screen time was Olivia. But
Speaker 1: if he actually wanted to stay, maybe pick like a
Speaker 1: Brooklyn or something, you know what I mean, like or
Speaker 1: like a grier. Pick somebody that might actually stay with
Speaker 1: you for the whole time if you want to get
Speaker 1: a couple more weeks.
Speaker 3: I think that was a clear friendship rose because he
Speaker 3: literally said it.
Speaker 1: Were they friends? Are they?
Speaker 3: He said, like you got basically like fucked over. So
Speaker 3: I'm giving you this rose for another chance for yourself.
Speaker 1: But like, why not to try? Why not try to
Speaker 1: get something going with cute little greer or something.
Speaker 3: He didn't care for them. I don't.
Speaker 1: He's awful. We're going to take a quick break and
Speaker 1: we'll come back and we're gonna do uh, We're gonna
Speaker 1: sort of make our predictions about who, if any of
Speaker 1: these are gonna last as a couple, and we'll do
Speaker 1: tweeted the week and we will read our reviews.
Speaker 8: That your villa and it full of the money their grandfollowers.
Speaker 1: And we're back. Okay, Aaron Folly, do you think any
Speaker 1: of the people. So we have we have Cat and Braiden,
Speaker 1: we have will and it's not is there two cats?
Speaker 1: There's two cats. There's a cat with a K and
Speaker 1: a cat. Say cat with a K and Braiden and
Speaker 1: cat cat? Now with the previews, seems like she's excited
Speaker 1: for Tanner to come in. And then we have Will
Speaker 1: and oh we okay, what didn't even talk about Will?
Speaker 1: Then Will has gotten broken. This is the most important things, So, sir,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I actually missed this. You know, Will
Speaker 1: gets broken up with by Kylie and he starts talking
Speaker 1: to Mercedes, who's just been screwed over by Aaron. And
Speaker 1: this was the most This was the highlight of the
Speaker 1: show for me, truly was this Will. She was kind
Speaker 1: and he basically starts sobbing, absolutely sobbing, and then they
Speaker 1: don't even like kiss really, she's kind of like holding
Speaker 1: him and comforting him like a brother who's like, you know,
Speaker 1: they've just lost their beloved grandparent and he is losing.
Speaker 1: He's sobbing, and he goes, it could have always been Mercedes,
Speaker 1: I literally and he's like, he's like, I could literally
Speaker 1: see myself with her. It could have always been this
Speaker 1: is green Flags and she's like, wow, he's not scared
Speaker 1: to be vulnerable. And then they're kissing and he's sobbing
Speaker 1: and he's in a really fun just absolutely he's gone
Speaker 1: from a lit to Kylie. Kylie Kylie. Kylie at the
Speaker 1: beginning of the episode to sobbing getting held like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. It was always Mercedes the whole time, Aaron
Speaker 1: Foley give us your hot takes.
Speaker 4: Well, this is this was this is what I was like,
Speaker 4: Oh god, I'm so psyched for this season. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 4: this is like the money scenes, like this is so great.
Speaker 4: I feel so much better about all my life choices.
Speaker 2: Me too.
Speaker 4: I just I felt I felt for him, as really did.
Speaker 5: But it was like this weird thing with Mercedes, who
Speaker 5: I'm a fan, like, I'm listen, be so great of
Speaker 5: those two ended.
Speaker 4: Up together, right whatever. But the way she was holding him,
Speaker 4: like his head was in her neck.
Speaker 1: Like a mom vibe yes.
Speaker 5: And then it was sort of like they got caught
Speaker 5: in this like mother son moment and they're like, oh,
Speaker 5: we should make out because this is sort of a
Speaker 5: romantic show.
Speaker 4: It was so weird. It was just so just so odd.
Speaker 5: But then the best part to me was Kylie's on
Speaker 5: camera and then she's looking down and she's like sweet off.
Speaker 1: The hook, Oh my god, like she was watching you're right,
Speaker 1: just screaming there she goes I feel watching them make out,
Speaker 1: saying I'm off the hook. I'm so happy Kati Livie
Speaker 1: and I see that microphone coming out.
Speaker 2: The best part is he's he's doing this, he's like
Speaker 2: being mothered by her. And then he goes my grandma's
Speaker 2: name is Mercedes.
Speaker 9: He goes right, yes, yeah, and you're just like, okay,
Speaker 9: what oh I got all yeah, as she's like holding.
Speaker 2: Him on her bosom, like my grandma's name is Mercedes,
Speaker 2: and you're like.
Speaker 4: And then when she gave him animal crackers, I was like.
Speaker 2: And he's like, what he is fun?
Speaker 1: When he was like when he fall in the pool
Speaker 1: and he's like, I have PTSD and then he's all
Speaker 1: in and then he's a mess, and then he starts
Speaker 1: like going Kylie, Kyley, Kylie. Then he's sobbing on the titties.
Speaker 1: Then he's like hold up, and then he's like it
Speaker 1: was always Mercedes. Brendan Smith. If you had the job
Speaker 1: that they should be giving to Wells and you would
Speaker 1: fly in, what are you going to say to him
Speaker 1: in your scuba suit?
Speaker 6: A dude, what do you want? A cocktail or a gummy?
Speaker 6: Like that's all that I'm ever going to do. Enjoy
Speaker 6: your time here, because, by the way, more people are
Speaker 6: coming like all these discussions like slow down. More people
Speaker 6: are coming like don't you don't have to attach yourself
Speaker 6: to the next wagon in the parking lot? You know
Speaker 6: what I mean?
Speaker 1: It was my wagon wheel music festival at a indio
Speaker 1: this weekend. You can get it an event.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 6: Where's the pro wrestler guy? Isn't he supposed to be
Speaker 6: in Bachelor in Paradise?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, where's your boyfriend, Katie? Caleb? Where's your
Speaker 1: boyfriend Katy?
Speaker 2: He'll be down at the end, at the end, he's
Speaker 2: unless he met a girl maybe we don't know.
Speaker 1: No, No, he'll be there. He'll be there at the end.
Speaker 1: He's like, because he's so because he's so good looking,
Speaker 1: that he'll come down and the girls go. They won't
Speaker 1: know he is because the season had an aired yet.
Speaker 1: He'll come down and they'll his his presence will be known.
Speaker 1: They able to see him and want to climb him
Speaker 1: like a Reese's monkey. All right, So which couple? So
Speaker 1: we have so we know that Tanner is going to
Speaker 1: break up Cat and uh, Cat and your boyfriend? You're broke?
Speaker 2: Your brofriend?
Speaker 4: You your friend?
Speaker 1: What did I call it? Chod Z? Then we have Okay,
Speaker 1: Blake and Jess, do they stand a chance? Or is
Speaker 1: Blake gonna go be horn dog with somebody else?
Speaker 6: Oh? No, no chance.
Speaker 4: Within the next four hours.
Speaker 1: So I feel like the best bet is even and Kylie.
Speaker 1: But I think the producers are so mean they're going
Speaker 1: to break her heart.
Speaker 6: Yeah for sure, But Blake is going to hook up
Speaker 6: with a producer?
Speaker 1: What about Avon?
Speaker 2: I can see them staying together. I thought Branden and
Speaker 2: Kat actually until we saw the coming ups and like, Kat,
Speaker 2: how quick She's just like?
Speaker 5: Then we have how about Aaron and THEO not poop.
Speaker 2: The other.
Speaker 1: Eliza She's gonna fuck him over, She's gonna like she's gonna.
Speaker 2: Freak out over something and then self eliminate.
Speaker 4: Okay, then saying that they're gonna stay together. Okay, I
Speaker 4: think those two.
Speaker 5: I think I think they're gonna lock in and and
Speaker 5: be a couple.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna pick Okay, wait, so then we also
Speaker 1: have so then we have Rachel and blonde Sean.
Speaker 6: No, no, no way, no, okay.
Speaker 1: So you if you have to pick one couple, so
Speaker 1: your couple is your couple is Eliza and Aaron.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm picking those Okay, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go poop baby and Aaron other Aaron. I
Speaker 1: think they're gonna make it to the end because nobody's
Speaker 1: going to really make a play for them.
Speaker 4: M well, I wouldn't. Yeah, Katie, you.
Speaker 1: Have to pick what you have to. You have to
Speaker 1: for the game of it, for my game, you have to.
Speaker 1: You don't have to do anything today. You had a
Speaker 1: hard day.
Speaker 7: Brendan.
Speaker 1: You have to pick one just for the game of it,
Speaker 1: just in the game of it, just.
Speaker 6: For the game of it. Hannah Brown and the guy
Speaker 6: who drove her to set.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and you have to pick one for the
Speaker 1: Game of It from.
Speaker 3: Transportation, Blake and one of these people's mom.
Speaker 1: You actually have to pick one. You guys have to
Speaker 1: pick one. I might say Blake and Jess.
Speaker 3: I don't think that will last maybe and jess mom,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm gonna fuck your mom.
Speaker 6: That's fun and your best your best friend for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, Well, you guys, we got some fun. We
Speaker 1: got some fun reviews. You guys want to hear them.
Speaker 1: Here's our fun review. Okay, you guys, we're trying to
Speaker 1: get to We're trying to get to three. I was
Speaker 1: trying to say, we're trying to get to six. We
Speaker 1: should be able to get to three five stars. Arden
Speaker 1: is running the entertainment business from ash Gasm. I actually
Speaker 1: cannot help myself. As soon as I see a new
Speaker 1: ep of any ardent Pod, I have to listen immediately.
Speaker 1: That's a nice review. Huh, that's nice. Also, I just
Speaker 1: want to say that, you know, I know some of
Speaker 1: the people get nervous on high brand new guests and
Speaker 1: how much of a hit last week that like, people
Speaker 1: seem to really love Carolina and Jordan and how fun
Speaker 1: that was. We got a nice lot of nice comments
Speaker 1: on like the posts about it. So did you weren't
Speaker 1: they so fun?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I really enjoyed them. We got to have them back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're so fun. I thought they were great, Katie,
Speaker 1: did you enjoy them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was such a fun episode. They were really
Speaker 2: good together and yeah, I mean it was just so
Speaker 2: fun hearing them talking about Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 1: And I felt like it was also like I liked
Speaker 1: that they were thres desiastic. They weren't judging it, they
Speaker 1: were in, they gave they had fun hot takes, Like
Speaker 1: I was here for it. I thought they were. So
Speaker 1: it's fun when you have like like how Whitney came
Speaker 1: in hot, you know what I mean? People just and
Speaker 1: like I felt like people just are like, oh, we
Speaker 1: like this person. Yeah. Here's a five star review from
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Speaker 1: I ended up googling Aden and I found out she
Speaker 1: hosted this podcast. Years later, I am still listening and
Speaker 1: watching The Bachelor. It's a highlight of my week, and
Speaker 1: I'm excited for the potential of more content as we
Speaker 1: approach the Golden Bachelor in Paradise. Arden, thanks for the
Speaker 1: delightful content and for inspiring a girls trip to New
Speaker 1: York City to see your recent live show. That's so fun,
Speaker 1: Doctor Branana. She was with us. She was in the
Speaker 1: house in Brooklyn. We got to do another.
Speaker 3: Rhode Island in the house.
Speaker 1: Little roady. Excuse me, we got to do another Brooklyn one.
Speaker 1: We really really saccy.
Speaker 3: Oh, Sandy got it.
Speaker 1: We got to go see Aaron Foley's boyfriend down in
Speaker 1: San Diego. That's so fun. Okay, and then let's see
Speaker 1: if we got any fun emails. Rosepodcast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: Here we go, we got an email, Joy Draft Picks
Speaker 1: High Arden and friends. I've been listening to the podcast
Speaker 1: since covid, and I've listened in order from oldest to newest,
Speaker 1: despite never watching a single episode of the Bachelor. Because
Speaker 1: you all are so funny, I decided so she's listened
Speaker 1: to every episode we've ever recorded and has never watched
Speaker 1: one episode of any Bachelor show. I decided to tune
Speaker 1: into The Golden Bachelor as my introduction to the series,
Speaker 1: and I loved it so much that I forced my
Speaker 1: friends to watch the first Golden Bachelor episode. And we've
Speaker 1: all got our draft picks, and amongst our busy days
Speaker 1: in college, we have plans to meet every Thursday night
Speaker 1: to see King Jerry and all of the pretty ladies.
Speaker 2: Ps.
Speaker 1: We are all so deeply invested in The Golden Bachelor
Speaker 1: that we've already deep dived all of their instagrams. We're crazy. Sincerely, Joy, Joy,
Speaker 1: I salute you and your friends. I need to know
Speaker 1: you didn't tell us your picks. We need to know
Speaker 1: your picks. God bless you for listening to every episode.
Speaker 1: I think you're in college. Everything about you, No rain
Speaker 1: shall fall? And Joy Doctor Banana, Katie Levi and production team,
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Speaker 3: You're a trooper because what every single episode? But I'm
Speaker 3: glad actually that you are deciding to get into Golden Bachelor,
Speaker 3: because that's this is a fun one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I didn't want to know, like what
Speaker 2: she imagines all the people look like that we're talking about,
Speaker 2: Like when we about Braidon in his earrings, what does
Speaker 2: she imagine in her head?
Speaker 1: I'm so good, I'm here for all of that. Well,
Speaker 1: let's go back and pick the tweet of the wake. Okay,
Speaker 1: for this week only, we are doing last week's tweets
Speaker 1: of the week just for this week only, but we'll
Speaker 1: be caught up to date at our next episodes. So
Speaker 1: if you want to participate in post of the week,
Speaker 1: Doctor Banana, where do they post? You can tag me
Speaker 1: on Twitter at ARDA marine A R D e N
Speaker 1: M y R I N and Ana host a h
Speaker 1: O S S N I e H and do hashtag
Speaker 1: w y A t R that's important or on threads
Speaker 1: doctor Banana's on threads. What is your what is your
Speaker 1: uh threads account?
Speaker 3: It's just my Instagram at selling host Nie.
Speaker 1: It's so great here for all that. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 6: That.
Speaker 1: And I have to say, I think maybe because of
Speaker 1: there's two shows at once, we didn't have as many
Speaker 1: tweets as we normally did for this one, but we
Speaker 1: sure had some funny ones because we got a lot
Speaker 1: for the Golden And I think people are like, I
Speaker 1: can't watch this many shows at once, So don't forget
Speaker 1: to tweet for or to post for Paradise. Okay o
Speaker 1: you guys ready, I felt like they were strong and mighty.
Speaker 1: I have about eight tweets and we're gonna narrow it
Speaker 1: down to two.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: This is from our girl Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker Rachel.
Speaker 1: Good news, Becca, who also had a disastrous breakup post
Speaker 1: engagement at an Airbnb, found her true love on the beach.
Speaker 1: Bad news you like Braden, good luck with that?
Speaker 2: Great? Oh?
Speaker 1: This is from these are from episode one. Just remember
Speaker 1: put your episode one hat on lou sas a't sir
Speaker 1: weird l Oh. If only these people took engagement as
Speaker 1: seriously as they do toa sucking Okay, so then we
Speaker 1: have number three Megan Rose at Jenka Champion. Our thoughts
Speaker 1: go out to Jesse Palmer, who has been diagnosed with
Speaker 1: peter Pan syndrome. He has been forty four since we
Speaker 1: said goodbye to Chris Harrison. This is from our boy,
Speaker 1: Justin Paul Spade, just In Spade. Braiden looks like he's
Speaker 1: auditioning for a part as Johnny Depp for the Lifetime
Speaker 1: original movie about the Amber Herd Trial.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: Okay, Number five trash car trash understor car sixty nine
Speaker 1: me Braiden can't possibly get worse. Braiden, I grew a
Speaker 1: shitty soul patch And then the final two Leslie B Hey,
Speaker 1: Leslie B really loving this montage of Braiden hastily shopping
Speaker 1: for accessories at the Siolita Airport shop and and here
Speaker 1: for the right reasons. At for the right reasons. All
Speaker 1: you have to do is watch Kat perform her emotions
Speaker 1: to know we are still in the middle of an
Speaker 1: actor's strike. Okay, what are your top two? Aaron Foley?
Speaker 1: Top two Aaron Foley.
Speaker 5: Well, my boyfriend Braiden shopping at the cell ulya airport shop.
Speaker 1: Yup, great one I love and then toe sucking.
Speaker 4: Okay, what was the Cheyenne one? The first one?
Speaker 1: Okay, it was this? Here we go these two Shane
Speaker 1: Constant at Trixie Firecracker, Rachel good news, Becca, who also
Speaker 1: had a disastrous breakup post engagement at an Airbnb, found
Speaker 1: her true love on the beach bad news. You like
Speaker 1: Brayden good luck with that? Or which is true they
Speaker 1: both had the bad Airbnb breakups on their finales with
Speaker 1: their guys. Leslie B at Hey, leslie B really loving
Speaker 1: this montage of Braiden hastily shopping for accessories at this
Speaker 1: Silita Airport shop Airbnb or accessory airport shopping. Aaron Foley, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like the airport shopping okay, Brendan.
Speaker 6: Smith okay, of all of them, to sucking and Jesse
Speaker 6: Palmer has been forty four since Chris Harrison left the show.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Final two. Leslie B at Hey,
Speaker 1: leslie B really loving this montage of Branden hastily shopping
Speaker 1: for accessories at the say Alita Airport shop or or
Speaker 1: lou sass at Sir Weirdel. Oh if only these people
Speaker 1: took engagement as seriously as they do toe sucking, Doctor
Speaker 1: Banana toe sucking or airport shopping.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have Oh that's a tough one. Oh you
Speaker 3: know what, I'm gonna go toat sucking.
Speaker 1: Okay, air and fully toe sucking or airport shopping.
Speaker 4: Well, toasucking makes me feel very uncomfortable, so I'm gonna
Speaker 4: stick with the airport shopping.
Speaker 1: Okay, Brendan Smith. Toe sucking or airport shopping.
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna go with a tighter joke construction. I'm
Speaker 6: gonna go with toasucking.
Speaker 1: Okay, Katie Levine, do you want to hear toe sucking again?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I choose toastsucking. I think that's great.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we have three to second one for airport shopping.
Speaker 1: I mean we know which one one. But you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to our newcomer, who is a new
Speaker 1: Tweet of the Week winner, Lou sas at Sir Weirdell.
Speaker 1: If only these people took engagement as seriously as.
Speaker 3: They do toast weird.
Speaker 1: Weird out one weird out one Sure at sir Weirdel,
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Speaker 1: Eron Foley. What would you like to promote?
Speaker 4: Well, I have a new it's just early stages, but
Speaker 4: I have a new YouTube channel for ladies sports. It's
Speaker 4: called her Lights.
Speaker 1: That's fun.
Speaker 4: So YouTube dot com slash her Lights h R l
Speaker 4: I G h T S and I just started a
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Speaker 4: posting every week fun videos about women's sports.
Speaker 1: I'm really proud of you. That's awesome.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm very excited.
Speaker 2: I say, Katie.
Speaker 1: Leading Pop perked up about that. She got excited.
Speaker 2: Well, Katie, you can go next.
Speaker 1: What would you like to promote?
Speaker 2: As always, please go to your local shelter or rescue
Speaker 2: and adopt foster a dog, especially in Los Angeles right now,
Speaker 2: they really really really need fosters. Like I literally can't
Speaker 2: stress that enough. If you've been thinking about it, please
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Speaker 2: that's great too, or donate. It just would really help out.
Speaker 1: Brendan Smith, what would you like to promote? Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for doing the pod we always he's he's
Speaker 1: so great on our Patreon we're breaking down Southern term
Speaker 1: and he's hilarious, so that is really fun. And he
Speaker 1: also what would you like to promote Brendan Smith?
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Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just promoting positivity as always, and.
Speaker 1: Doctor Banyana, I'm at what am i at anas on Twitter?
Speaker 3: At selling host on Instagram, trying to get all your
Speaker 3: tweets of the week.
Speaker 1: Soon you can get all my tickets on my Instagram
Speaker 1: link or at artomarine dot com. You guys, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. We love doing this podcast. You we missed you.
Speaker 1: I'll be back November thirtieth, and I can't wait to
Speaker 1: see you all in person. And thank you so much
Speaker 1: for doing the pod.
Speaker 2: We love you.
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