Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frameesday mornings on the twenties. Hello,
Speaker 1: Hi is this Kyle? Yeah, okay, Hi Kyle. My name
Speaker 1: is Trevor, and I'm just calling you because I don't know,
Speaker 1: we don't know each other, but like we work in
Speaker 1: the same building, like you work in the office area,
Speaker 1: and I'm like when I'm on the cleaning crew.
Speaker 2: We normally work.
Speaker 1: At nights, so never met you face to face, but
Speaker 1: just got your phone number because I needed to give
Speaker 1: you a call.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, cleaning crew.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah, Well no, I just wanted to call
Speaker 1: you because I want to be able. I want to
Speaker 1: eat pay you back, because like I ended up using
Speaker 1: all of your coffee creamer and so I want to
Speaker 1: replace it. And I'm sorry that I did that, but
Speaker 1: like it was real late in the night and I
Speaker 1: was just drinking some coffee and then the creamer was
Speaker 1: out near the coffee maker. So then I was kind
Speaker 1: of looking around and I found that there was some
Speaker 1: coffee cremer on your desk, and so I use that.
Speaker 1: But it was like hella good, and so that I
Speaker 1: just kept you know, I drink a lot of coffee
Speaker 1: and I used all the creamer but I want to
Speaker 1: replace it because it was so good. I just want
Speaker 1: to know what brand it was and so I can
Speaker 1: go to the store and get it.
Speaker 3: So I'm just on my desk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, although it was a coffee creamer.
Speaker 1: It was in that cool like it's like a cool
Speaker 1: vase type of thingy, the powder creamer.
Speaker 3: Dude, that's are you serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I'm so sorry, Like it sounds like maybe you
Speaker 1: know you, like I can tell that you really liked
Speaker 1: the coffee creamer because it was in that beautiful vase thingy,
Speaker 1: and so like I'm sure it was probably expensive or
Speaker 1: or whatever, but because it was so delicious, I'm sure
Speaker 1: it was very expensive. And so just let me know
Speaker 1: where I can pick it up.
Speaker 3: And yeah, first of all, that was on my desk.
Speaker 3: And uh, if you were have you had any idea
Speaker 3: what you're talking about, you'd know that was an urn. Good.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. The brand is what the earn? What you
Speaker 2: want to earn something? Did you earn it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Was it given to you like a bonus?
Speaker 3: No, dumb ass, it's it's an earn. It's what you
Speaker 3: keep ashes in like lost ones. Okay, that was my
Speaker 3: cat ash. I mean a grocery story, yelling at you
Speaker 3: right now, you yeah, you understand what that was.
Speaker 2: Right, do a little confused, sir.
Speaker 3: Drink my cat's ashes and it's all gets gone.
Speaker 2: Now that was food for your cot.
Speaker 3: No, you have to be the stupidest person on the planet.
Speaker 3: That was my cat.
Speaker 1: I still don't really understand because it wasn't a car around.
Speaker 1: I did not see one cop.
Speaker 3: I had my cat clean maiden, and you drank the ashes.
Speaker 3: Can I be any more clear? You an idiot?
Speaker 2: Okay, well then I'll let you know that this is
Speaker 2: just a prank phone call.
Speaker 1: This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your coworker.
Speaker 2: Stephanie set you up.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Relieved.
Speaker 1: She said that you keep your cat's ashes on your
Speaker 1: desk and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3: I could not believe that someone would actually brink the ashes.
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone branks, we say
Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties,