WEBVTT - He Thought Someone Drank What Was Inside His Desk Urn

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<v Speaker 1>It's another jubile phone frameesday mornings on the twenties. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>Hi is this Kyle? Yeah, okay, Hi Kyle. My name

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<v Speaker 1>is Trevor, and I'm just calling you because I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't know each other, but like we work in

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<v Speaker 1>the same building, like you work in the office area,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like when I'm on the cleaning crew.

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<v Speaker 2>We normally work.

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<v Speaker 1>At nights, so never met you face to face, but

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<v Speaker 1>just got your phone number because I needed to give

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<v Speaker 1>you a call.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yes, cleaning crew.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, yeah, Well no, I just wanted to call

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<v Speaker 1>you because I want to be able. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>eat pay you back, because like I ended up using

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<v Speaker 1>all of your coffee creamer and so I want to

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<v Speaker 1>replace it. And I'm sorry that I did that, but

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<v Speaker 1>like it was real late in the night and I

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<v Speaker 1>was just drinking some coffee and then the creamer was

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<v Speaker 1>out near the coffee maker. So then I was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of looking around and I found that there was some

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<v Speaker 1>coffee cremer on your desk, and so I use that.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was like hella good, and so that I

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<v Speaker 1>just kept you know, I drink a lot of coffee

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<v Speaker 1>and I used all the creamer but I want to

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<v Speaker 1>replace it because it was so good. I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to know what brand it was and so I can

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<v Speaker 1>go to the store and get it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm just on my desk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, although it was a coffee creamer.

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<v Speaker 1>It was in that cool like it's like a cool

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<v Speaker 1>vase type of thingy, the powder creamer.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, that's are you serious?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm so sorry, Like it sounds like maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>know you, like I can tell that you really liked

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<v Speaker 1>the coffee creamer because it was in that beautiful vase thingy,

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<v Speaker 1>and so like I'm sure it was probably expensive or

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, but because it was so delicious, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>it was very expensive. And so just let me know

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<v Speaker 1>where I can pick it up.

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah, first of all, that was on my desk.

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<v Speaker 3>And uh, if you were have you had any idea

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<v Speaker 3>what you're talking about, you'd know that was an urn. Good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. The brand is what the earn? What you

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<v Speaker 2>want to earn something? Did you earn it?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it given to you like a bonus?

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<v Speaker 3>No, dumb ass, it's it's an earn. It's what you

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<v Speaker 3>keep ashes in like lost ones. Okay, that was my

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<v Speaker 3>cat ash. I mean a grocery story, yelling at you

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<v Speaker 3>right now, you yeah, you understand what that was.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, do a little confused, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Drink my cat's ashes and it's all gets gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that was food for your cot.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you have to be the stupidest person on the planet.

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<v Speaker 3>That was my cat.

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<v Speaker 1>I still don't really understand because it wasn't a car around.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not see one cop.

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<v Speaker 3>I had my cat clean maiden, and you drank the ashes.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I be any more clear? You an idiot?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well then I'll let you know that this is

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<v Speaker 2>just a prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a

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<v Speaker 1>phone prank on you and your coworker.

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<v Speaker 2>Stephanie set you up.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. Relieved.

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<v Speaker 1>She said that you keep your cat's ashes on your

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<v Speaker 1>desk and she wanted to mess with you.

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<v Speaker 3>I could not believe that someone would actually brink the ashes.

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<v Speaker 1>Wake up every morning with Jubile phone branks, we say

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<v Speaker 1>mornings on the twenties,