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Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for being here and taking a break from

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Speaker 1: all that basketball. I know that's what you've been doing.

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Speaker 1: all weekend. I want to get back to Yeh, it's

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Speaker 1: Brock and Jeffrey. You found the Second Date podcast and

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Speaker 1: we're so glad you're here. You know, Sundays are really

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Speaker 1: starting to be kind of a grab bag. What are

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Speaker 1: you going to get in terms of relationship drama?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What's today, Brooke? What did I have? Well? Today we're

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Speaker 1: going to introduce a second that we like to call

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Speaker 1: textual healing. Yeah, and how would you explain that?

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Speaker 3: Jose You need to text someone, you need some advice,

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Speaker 3: You don't know what to say, so you hit us up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. That made it sound kind of boring. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I promise a lot more drama to come. Let us

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Speaker 1: know what you think in the comments, and of course,

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Speaker 1: don't forget to subscribe and follow. All right, let's get

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Speaker 2: Under the umbrella of forbidden love. Assuming that you are single. Okay,

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Speaker 2: who in your life should you never ask out?

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Speaker 4: You're male? Man, Maybe that's not a big deal.

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Speaker 3: Well, they can mess your mail.

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Speaker 1: I don't nice cat nice.

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Speaker 2: Cat, but you know he's been around the block a

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Speaker 2: few times, so literally probably not your grandpa's best friend.

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Speaker 4: Yo.

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Speaker 2: Well again to experienced, you'd never be able to keep up.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I don't care how rich is.

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Speaker 5: Well.

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Speaker 2: One of our listeners is thinking about crossing into the

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Speaker 2: forbidden love zone because she had a moment in a

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Speaker 2: school gymnasium, and now she needs our help before this

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Speaker 1: Forever got to be the janitor.

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Speaker 4: We'll find out.

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Speaker 2: You'll hear why it's going to be more than a

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Speaker 2: little awkward in a brand new textual healing that's coming

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Speaker 2: up right after this text will Healing Textual. Of all

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Speaker 2: the places that we want you to put your fingers,

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Speaker 2: maybe the number one place is on your phone.

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Speaker 4: Not for me an it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: No, we want you to run those digits all up

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Speaker 2: and down your screen as we help you craft the

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Speaker 2: perfect text message right here for our segment Textual Healing.

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Speaker 1: I love this segment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you haven't heard it before, it's where we

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Speaker 2: help listeners who are stuck and not sure what to

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Speaker 2: to come up with something passable.

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Speaker 4: That is our vow to you.

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Speaker 1: I have a standard. I saw you're going to say

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Speaker 1: something passive aggressive, which I'm like, that's also probably true.

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Speaker 4: That's always on the table for us.

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Speaker 2: And which listener has emailed the show today requesting our

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Speaker 2: gentle textual touch. Her name is Misty, So let's welcome

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Speaker 2: or Misty, welcome to the Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Hi, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Hi guys, Misty, are you at an airport right now? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot.

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Speaker 5: Going on right here. Okay, okay, how's this?

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Speaker 4: That sounds a lot better?

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, amazing, great. I'm so sorry that they're.

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Speaker 4: Good, Nisty.

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Speaker 2: So tell us what may you email the show? And

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Speaker 2: how can we help heal you textually?

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Speaker 5: Okay? So I want to send a text to my

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Speaker 1: Daughter's teacher. Yeah, be awkward.

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Speaker 4: Don't cry. Don't cry. It happens to every child I know.

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Speaker 5: I'm doing my best, but I am a little bit

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Speaker 2: We're good at that moment with what type of Yeah,

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Speaker 5: We were we were just decorating together and we started

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Speaker 1: I've gone out drinking with some of my kids parents

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Speaker 2: Enough with how Brooke alienates herself at her children's school,

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Speaker 2: Let's talk more to Misty here, hang out, mister, give

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Speaker 4: Are we talking guy?

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Speaker 1: That's what Alexis wants to know.

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Speaker 5: So he is a guy, he's single. I am divorced

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that's a good time to start dating, right sing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, So I don't know, I'm just like kind of

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Speaker 4: Wait. Wait, do you feel like there was a little

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Speaker 3: You want us to crap a text to push it

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Speaker 5: Yeah. And I think it's a really good time too,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, your daughter would have got better grades in school though,

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Speaker 4: But that's fine if you want to avoid the awkwardness.

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Speaker 1: The thing is is you don't want to come off

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Speaker 1: I mean, I just am thinking that he gets it

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Speaker 1: It's just that I could see better than the rest

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Speaker 4: Okay, So what's this teacher's name.

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Speaker 5: The teacher's name is Nick. Nick.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so what do we write to Nick to put

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Speaker 4: She is open for business.

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Speaker 3: Interesting start, it would be to compliment him about how

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Speaker 4: I think it's a good thought, Jose.

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Speaker 2: But then she then she comes off as like the

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Speaker 2: solidifies that relationship exactly.

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Speaker 1: You're re establishing the professional part.

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Speaker 2: We need to bring out her sexual side. Yeah, now,

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Speaker 1: I don't know they were decorating that gym.

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Speaker 4: Did you like my balloons? Oh?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Okay, if you like a restraining order to put against

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Speaker 1: I think honestly, you just start with something really simple,

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Speaker 1: like I had so much fun with you the other day.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Well, that situation happened like a few months ago.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what about you just hold on.

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Speaker 2: Let's hear what Alexis would say. What would your mom

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Speaker 5: I don't want to know know what Barb would do?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, maybe you text bargain.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we can get her advice on it while we

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Speaker 1: What if you just okay, because it is kind of

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Speaker 1: I have a crazy idea?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like I like the idea brook of leaving

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Speaker 2: something that's going to get him interested and make him respond,

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Speaker 2: and we exactly we need him to respond.

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Speaker 4: So that would be perfect.

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Speaker 5: Then if it goes bad, you could just say a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to keep the eject button on the

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Speaker 3: Alexandra, we should have a backup an eject button.

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Speaker 4: Ready. How do you feel about that, Misty?

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Speaker 5: No, that sounds good. That sounds like like a neutral

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Speaker 2: No, other divorced moms in your school are thinking this way.

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Speaker 2: So let's start typing something out.

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Speaker 5: So I'm putting I have a crazy idea, and I'm

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Speaker 4: On the table.

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Speaker 1: No, that's it. That's all you say.

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Speaker 5: Does I have a crazy idea? Period?

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Speaker 1: Any emojis or even that like little excited kind of

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Speaker 4: Grandma, all right, so let's not do that.

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Speaker 3: We could just send the grandma mode.

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Speaker 1: My mom sent sensual lips for a long time, thinking

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Speaker 2: So, okay, reinforcing emojis are a bad idea. Let's just

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Speaker 5: Okay, got it? Should I send it?

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Speaker 1: Yes, let's go.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I sent it.

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Speaker 1: All right, you're freaking out. You don't need to freak

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Speaker 4: That's not what we wanted to say. We got her.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna be fine. We've ripped the band aid off.

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Speaker 2: Now we just have to wait and see if teacher

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Speaker 2: Nick responds to you. When we come back and continue

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Speaker 2: with more textual healing. Try to score you a date right.

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Speaker 1: After this textual healing one A one, Jeff, that's right, we're.

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Speaker 4: Doing it right after this.

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Speaker 2: If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of

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Speaker 2: textual healing. Talking to a mom whose daughter is about

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Speaker 2: to graduate from elementary school. She's been divorced for about

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Speaker 2: a year now and felt like she had a moment

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Speaker 2: at school together. Teachers also single. Yeah, and she has

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Speaker 2: now come to us asking for help because her daughter

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Speaker 2: she graduates, and now she's trying to put out the

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Speaker 2: vibe over text that she is interested.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine if this works out and you bring

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Speaker 5: I mean, missy, that's the dream, right, It is kind

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Speaker 5: of the dream I'm not going to I.

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Speaker 1: Mean, you know, he's good with kids and he can

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Speaker 3: Vibes down. But remember we're still talking to a guy.

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Speaker 3: It is hard for us to know when girls are

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Speaker 2: We've already sent one text that said I've been thinking

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Speaker 1: He responded, please okay, so, he said.

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Speaker 5: He responded, he said, hey, best room mom in the world,

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Speaker 4: Okay, school, he called.

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Speaker 1: He still thinks that her idea is going to be

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Speaker 1: like a pizza party, like you said, Alexa and Jeff.

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Speaker 4: Maybe he can't assume he's a teacher. He can't go like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: After you.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think right now you need to establish that

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a room pair.

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Speaker 1: And I get it. You know, you need to be like, actually,

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Speaker 1: this idea is for outside the classroom.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm taking my room mom clothes off.

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Speaker 3: Slowly.

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Speaker 1: I think you say, hat just one article of clothing.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so maybe that's a good way to start. Actually,

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Speaker 2: I'm taking my room mom hat off right now, and.

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Speaker 1: My idea is for outside the classroom.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I actually like this.

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Speaker 5: Okay, gotcha?

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Speaker 3: Should we do emoji? Is there like a celebration emoji

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Speaker 1: Oh, sexy red lady dance emoji?

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Speaker 4: What about just the smirk? Maybe like smirky guys.

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Speaker 3: That Yeah, what do you think, miss full purple devil?

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Speaker 3: But it's flirty, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I like, Okay, go ahead and send that.

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Speaker 1: This work makes up for the hat comment.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it makes it sexyer. I'm a mom, but I'm

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I said it.

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Speaker 1: My god, you can't go back from sir emoji. No

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Speaker 4: No, you can what really? Yeah? Hell you could say

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Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody angry swearing right now, that's what I meant

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Speaker 1: My daughter got a hold of my phone. Just do

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Speaker 1: poop emoji? What my kids like?

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Speaker 4: You know, he's a teacher.

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Speaker 2: He'll buy it's out there basically, or at least you're starting

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Speaker 3: We're stepping away from room mom into just regular mid.

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Speaker 1: For him to like process right, because this is a

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Speaker 5: Wait wait, wait, wait he's totally running back like wait

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Speaker 2: Oh, he's writing she didn't say the word.

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Speaker 3: Are you guys gonna do it?

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Speaker 4: No? I don't say it unless I hear the word. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 4: it's rules.

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Speaker 1: There's rules to that song?

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Speaker 4: Did he send it?

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Speaker 5: He answered? Yeah? Okay, so what does he say? Oh

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Speaker 5: my god? Okay, so it says, oh, does this have

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Speaker 5: anything to do with the top secret mission Ava told

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Speaker 5: me about last week? So weird? That's my daughter, your daughter?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you have a top secret mission or the teacher.

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Speaker 1: As a top No, No, her daughter does? What do

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Speaker 1: you know? What do you know what he's talking about

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Speaker 5: I have no idea. That is so weird.

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Speaker 2: Okay, maybe the wires are getting crossed here. He's probably

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Speaker 2: have with you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, it's about kids in school? I got

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Speaker 1: Does this guy not know what a smirk emoji.

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Speaker 4: Is a good teacher?

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Speaker 2: Guy? Next time, we're having all the pervy teachers from

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Speaker 2: when I was done, bring them.

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Speaker 1: Back with weird lunch visit hours.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so sorry, we're hating on your crush now.

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Speaker 1: Next week, I thought we got to get him off

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Speaker 2: No, Well, what is this top secret mission that her

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Speaker 4: Though? Shouldn't we ask what that is?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I would love to know what that is, because

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Speaker 5: if that's something like weird and creepy that I don't

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Speaker 5: know about. That's scary to be weird and creepy. What's

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Speaker 5: the top secret mission?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 1: Did you already? Did you already text that back?

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Speaker 5: I sent it? I asked him what the top secret

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Speaker 5: mission was?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Now I feel like we're really going far

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Speaker 1: away from the flirting.

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Speaker 2: Did you put another smirk on the end of the

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Speaker 2: top secret mission text?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 5: I didn't this time.

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Speaker 2: We can always jump up to the purple devil emoji

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Speaker 2: if you get a real desperate I mean, it's.

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Speaker 3: It's risky, but no, I think you got scenario.

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Speaker 1: For that really literal with this guy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, this one go dots dots, dots, dot dot.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it wrong, but.

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Speaker 1: That's the right way to do it in one way

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Speaker 1: is with energy and five.

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Did he right?

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Speaker 4: Sorry?

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Speaker 5: She touched you back?

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Speaker 4: What's the secret mission?

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Speaker 5: So he goes. Ava keeps coming in at recess and

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Speaker 5: should ask you out already?

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Speaker 4: What Wait? No, I am so embarrassed for you. Your daughter.

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Speaker 4: Your daughter's going in and saying ask my mom out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why wouldn't you? It's her favorite teacher? Oh god,

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Speaker 1: you know kids can't keep secrets. This is perfect.

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Speaker 2: Why do you guys think, mister this must be so embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: She took all your playing cards away from you.

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna write back?

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Speaker 5: I don't even know she's my whole dame. Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Okay, mistery.

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Speaker 2: Here's the good news is that he wouldn't have said

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Speaker 4: The middle year.

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Speaker 1: You need to put embarrassed face emoji and then just say,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, my daughter just blew up my game.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she's grounded for life.

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Speaker 3: And you and I have a date.

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Speaker 1: Men.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't go to sexy with it.

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Speaker 1: I think you say, oh my god, I'm so embarrassed

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Speaker 1: emoji the hands over the eyes. Oh yeah, either.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then just like how she called me out

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Speaker 2: One thing that I know is good to get people

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Speaker 2: to respond is like, I don't even know what to say,

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Speaker 2: dot dot dot Very true, because then it puts it.

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Speaker 4: In his court.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I sent it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys, this is perfect. He's that

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Speaker 1: is such a flirty thing for him to say back

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Speaker 4: It really is.

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Speaker 1: But your daughter's gonna have some really unrealistic expectations about

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and also you probably need to have a conversation

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Speaker 5: I'm only wondering that my mind is just like spinning

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Speaker 4: You don't like the table like you.

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Speaker 1: You know, teachers know everything. Yeah, the kid's got the

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Speaker 5: He did reply. Okay, so he says, he said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Friday, he's still on the radio.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 4: The good news is misty. He asked you out.

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Speaker 1: It sounds and you know what, we usually didn't need

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Speaker 5: I can't I don't believe his work.

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Speaker 1: They give us an update after the date. I want

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Speaker 5: Yeah, oh absolutely, or my daughter will call you in.

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Speaker 2: That's a successful textual healing. If you're too shy to

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Speaker 2: to phone conversations, a bunch of email us and we can.

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Speaker 4: Help text your problems away. That's Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 4: the morning.

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.