1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,640 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 1: is my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:11,840 Speaker 1: he had nine missed calls from his coworker. He had 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 1: nine missed calls from his coworker. We'll get into that, 5 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 1: find out what that's all about, and just a few 6 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:21,439 Speaker 1: because right now it is time for the nephew and 7 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 1: today's frank phone call. 8 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:23,279 Speaker 2: What you got? 9 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:23,480 Speaker 3: Now? 10 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,120 Speaker 4: This goes out to all the hanirstylists out there, all 11 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:29,800 Speaker 4: the hanstylist, the barber's, everybody would booth rent on everybody 12 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 4: in the hand salon the barber shop. If you can't 13 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,640 Speaker 4: talk straight at the barber shop, where can you talk straight? 14 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:41,360 Speaker 4: This right here is aunt Tie Deborah K. Aunt Tie 15 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:45,920 Speaker 4: Deborah K. Lord dang, here we go cat. Now y'all 16 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 4: better buckle up on this. Auntie Debra K. 17 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 2: Hello, mass speaker. Let me tell you some of you. 18 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:53,519 Speaker 2: My name is Wayne. 19 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:57,480 Speaker 4: You did my auntie's hair yesterday, and now I don't 20 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 4: know what you did. I don't know what kind of 21 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 4: glue you'd use, would weaves or whatever, but my auntie 22 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 4: had him fell out in church today doing I. 23 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 3: Don't I don't even use glue because I don't even 24 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:08,840 Speaker 3: know why you're coming at me on the side tip 25 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 3: anywhere by your auntie. My auntie Joe Amy. 26 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 2: My auntie is Deth Brook and I have fell out. 27 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 3: No, no, Brook, I don't know that brook Las you're 28 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 3: talking about. I use glue, don't juice glue up and 29 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 3: saw that since nineteen eighty two. 30 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:27,680 Speaker 4: You come coming me with some glue, glue pull you 31 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 4: think you tripping with. 32 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 3: Look, let me tell you, sire some. 33 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 2: Look. Let me say this to you all. 34 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 3: I'm saying you gotta say, you gotta say because I'm 35 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 3: serious about my half weed. You coming at me with 36 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 3: some glue. It's just not for some glove that be 37 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 3: that messing on the side of your age. 38 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 4: Well that's what happened. And I have fell off in 39 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,240 Speaker 4: service and all the church members and sitting there laughing now. 40 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,080 Speaker 3: But she shouldn't have been. Maybe she's trying to get 41 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,919 Speaker 3: the devil out of the because she ain't no business 42 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 3: out hard anyway. But I don't switch noble glue. 43 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 4: You ain't in the city. Didn't talk about my ain't it? 44 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 4: And Jesus, don't you talk about how she shouted? 45 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:11,080 Speaker 2: I don't know they call her miss del Brook. 46 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 3: I don't know no miss Brook. 47 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 4: She just got her haird done from you yesterday. How 48 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,799 Speaker 4: you're gonna sit here and act like you ain't cut 49 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 4: it yesterday? 50 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 1: Just saying. 51 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 3: Time woman, and come tell me mistake because I don't 52 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 3: have no. 53 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:34,239 Speaker 4: I ain't. I'm gonna tell everybody in Atlanta, Georgian not 54 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,200 Speaker 4: to come to your house. 55 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 3: Just wait a minute? What minute? You white? 56 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 1: What minute? 57 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 3: That's my livelihood? Why I don't need you? 58 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 1: Is this? 59 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 2: My name is Wayne. 60 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,359 Speaker 3: I know you're a know Wayne, but you know I 61 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 3: got her brother name Big Jake, and he what bring 62 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 3: bring up? Bring it twae. 63 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:58,839 Speaker 2: Look look, let me tell you something. 64 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 4: I don't want no problem, but I will throw these 65 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:03,400 Speaker 4: hands if I got you what they ain't. 66 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 3: Gonna throw them hands. Look here, look here, I ain't 67 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 3: got time to tell you. Ain't it whatever? Ain't some mistake? 68 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 3: And wasn't it? Now? Look you done got me out 69 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 3: here on good Sunday. I just came from church. It's 70 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 3: hot as half and you telling everybody so glue you 71 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:18,680 Speaker 3: ain't got no June got you today? 72 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:18,799 Speaker 2: Do? 73 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 3: I ain't got nothing to do. 74 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,040 Speaker 4: I got to find out why my ain't and half 75 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 4: falling out in church and it ain't me. 76 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 3: So called somebody else in that land because I'm the 77 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,079 Speaker 3: I am then at the two. 78 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 2: But well you ain't you You must not be in 79 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:32,840 Speaker 2: right now? 80 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 4: You got people hair falling out in church and glue 81 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 4: falling all off on the pews. 82 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 3: Ain't you ain't the probably glue her own, and that's 83 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 3: only why it fell out. I'm gonna tell you what now, 84 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 3: I'm the hottest filest in that laft, So I don't 85 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 3: know who knows hit. Ain't nobody If I I ain't 86 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,320 Speaker 3: doing a half, I don't some half you go in 87 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:54,200 Speaker 3: and everybody in that last dad say the same fight. 88 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 4: Look, all I'm saying is you to mess up my 89 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 4: ain't and hair. I wanna get it rectified. I need 90 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 4: you first of all to call and apologize to her. 91 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 2: I apologize. 92 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 3: Drinking on some Jesus what y'all ain't And that's why 93 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 3: you wasn't Michael Jackson and ya, I ain't in Devil 94 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 3: seeks to or whatever her name is. 95 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 4: Look, let me tell you first of all, you'll go, 96 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 4: you'll go respect my ain't. 97 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 3: Okay, whatever you say her name is, I put up. 98 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,120 Speaker 4: I want you to redo my ain't and half for 99 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:23,720 Speaker 4: free and get her money back from the first time 100 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:24,360 Speaker 4: she paid you. 101 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 3: I don't know who old, I don't know who this 102 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,039 Speaker 3: is who. I don't know who you are. I'm Wayne 103 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 3: you coming way? Ain't look you Wayne. I'm gonna go ahead. 104 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:33,839 Speaker 3: I'm gonna hang up in your faith. 105 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 2: No hold up, I'm Jeffor nephew. Wayne. Nah, I ain't 106 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:37,960 Speaker 2: fift two years old. 107 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 4: Now, if you ain't gonna respect your elders, how you 108 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,280 Speaker 4: expect to be blessed? 109 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 2: You say you just went to church this morning. 110 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 3: See that's the problem. You calling me on Sunday. What 111 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 3: you got me cutting like this? Now I gotta go. 112 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 3: I'm putting my pastor behind some I got one more. 113 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,080 Speaker 2: Thing I need to say to you before I get 114 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:55,679 Speaker 2: off the phone. 115 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 3: What you try to say, because you waste in nine minutes. 116 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 2: This is ne You tie me from the Steve Hoffin 117 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 2: Martin Show. You just got pranked from your girlfriend. 118 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 3: Got me. 119 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 2: What your girl told me? She said? Trust me going 120 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 2: off the first twelve second. You know what it is 121 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:38,680 Speaker 2: if you tell me, hey, baby, let man, you don't 122 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 2: do no. Uh, you don't do no glue. 123 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,200 Speaker 4: No, I don't know glue. 124 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,920 Speaker 3: I don't I don't I tell you no glue. 125 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:50,560 Speaker 2: It's too all right baby. Ain't nobody. 126 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 4: Ain't nobody half fell out of church and that you 127 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,680 Speaker 4: still they say you the bomb down there. 128 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 2: So I just wanted to call and make sure I 129 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:05,279 Speaker 2: prank my girl. She the one. All right baby, answer 130 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,840 Speaker 2: one thing from it. What is the baddest, I mean, 131 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:11,120 Speaker 2: the baddest radio show in the world, The. 132 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 3: Steve Harvey Morning Show, And there you have it. 133 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:23,240 Speaker 2: Okay to monk. Now my brother and them come to 134 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,440 Speaker 2: check you out. Who you think you talking to? 135 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 1: Oh? 136 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,920 Speaker 2: Oh, they get so they get so hyped, they get 137 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:36,600 Speaker 2: so into the Yes, yes, I love it. 138 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:40,400 Speaker 4: I'm gonna take you there this weekend. It's Greensboro. I'm 139 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,919 Speaker 4: at the Comedy Zone. The Nephew is at the Comedy Zone, Greensboro, 140 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 4: North Carolina. Friday night sold out, Saturday night, soldout, four 141 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 4: o'clock show on Sunday, soul out. Tommy added a seven 142 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:53,280 Speaker 4: thirty show on Sunday. Thicke It's on sale right now. 143 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:56,839 Speaker 4: Get you some get your laughter into your soul, because 144 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,880 Speaker 4: laughter is good for the soul. Come on out, see 145 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,560 Speaker 4: what the nephew talking about. Come come here about this 146 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,960 Speaker 4: journey that the nephew has been on. 147 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:09,960 Speaker 2: Won't he do it? Won't he do it? Straight? 148 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 4: Straight, straight, straight straight straight out of Cancil. That's right, 149 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,760 Speaker 4: one hundred percent cancer free. Come holler at your boy. 150 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:20,440 Speaker 4: Laying in the cut is rileygh North Carolina. That's Charlie 151 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 4: good Night. 152 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 2: Just what that is? RILEYH. 153 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 4: North Carolina. That's Charlie good Night. Can't be down on Friday, 154 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 4: March first and second on the Saturday day, Charlie good Night. 155 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 4: You want to get your ticket, Come on out and 156 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 4: hang out with. 157 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:32,760 Speaker 2: You boy like you. 158 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:42,080 Speaker 4: Land in the cut is Richmond, Virginia. Richmond, Virginia. That 159 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:46,080 Speaker 4: would be Friday, Saturday and Sunday. That is the Funny 160 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:49,240 Speaker 4: Bone in Richmond, Virginia. Tickets are going well in Richmond, Virginia. 161 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:50,800 Speaker 4: So y'all get ready to be a while since I've 162 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:51,080 Speaker 4: been there. 163 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,600 Speaker 2: The nephew is only way back. Boy, stupid and ignat 164 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,480 Speaker 2: as all get out. Laying in the cut. 165 00:07:56,640 --> 00:08:00,480 Speaker 4: Montgomery, Alabama, Yep, get ready put your black cap home. 166 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,000 Speaker 4: We're gonna throw them in the air all together at 167 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:05,760 Speaker 4: one time, Montgomery at the Alabama at the Montgomery Performing 168 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:06,560 Speaker 4: Arts Center. 169 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:07,640 Speaker 2: That would be me. 170 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,720 Speaker 4: It will be Jake Day Williams and celebrity, the entertainer 171 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:16,640 Speaker 4: and earthquake in the building. Saturday night, Montgomery performing off center. 172 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:21,000 Speaker 4: That's enough for you right now. I got more everywhere. 173 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 2: That's enough right now North Carolina somewhere. 174 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,920 Speaker 4: And now my wife has me taking her and the 175 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:31,240 Speaker 4: children somewhere from spring break. And then then they'll they'll 176 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:33,800 Speaker 4: tell me to go and get on a plane early 177 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,920 Speaker 4: and go back to work as they stay and have 178 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:43,439 Speaker 4: a time. In their start out with you, they tell 179 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:49,400 Speaker 4: you to go back home. Moment five family, Yes, job, Yes, 180 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:52,720 Speaker 4: you can fly with us. We'll fly back by ourself. 181 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:57,440 Speaker 4: We put your card down. 182 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:06,200 Speaker 1: Then bye bye your w Yeah, all right, Coming up 183 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:10,079 Speaker 1: next Strawberry letter. The subject is he had nine missed 184 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:13,000 Speaker 1: calls from his co worker. We'll get into that find 185 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,760 Speaker 1: out what that's all about. Right after this, you're listening 186 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,880 Speaker 1: to the Harvey Morning Show.