Speaker 1: Second day. Sometimes you talk about a beautiful woman on
Speaker 1: a first date and how she's burning with desire. Who
Speaker 1: says that? You say that? But what if she's burning
Speaker 1: literally because she ate her food too quickly when it
Speaker 1: was hot and it seared her mouth. It's better than
Speaker 1: a candle on the table that she leaned over and
Speaker 1: her hair went up in flames, so spicy. So I
Speaker 1: guess that's what happened to one of our listeners, Julie,
Speaker 1: who sustained a little oral injury on her first Dame Julie,
Speaker 1: two questions. One are you out of the hospital yet?
Speaker 1: And two? Did you meet any hot doctors you could
Speaker 1: throw Alexis's way? I mean I didn't actually go to
Speaker 1: the doctor. I was just kidding. It wasn't great. Okay,
Speaker 1: why don't you start at the beginning. Tell us about
Speaker 1: the guy that she met? What's his name? Okay? Well,
Speaker 1: I met this really nice guy named Dennis. We met
Speaker 1: on bumble. We talked i'd say probably three four weeks.
Speaker 1: It's a long time talk to somebody before you met
Speaker 1: in person. Why. I mean, you know you're being cautious
Speaker 1: in taking our time, and we really were enjoying just
Speaker 1: the conversation, but we both worked full time and it
Speaker 1: was just kind of hard to find a time that
Speaker 1: works for both of us. All right, okay, but I
Speaker 1: don't seem to be on the same page with me.
Speaker 1: I'm so many things and like we just we have
Speaker 1: so much in common. Oh good. I mean, like, if
Speaker 1: you're talking that much before you meet someone in person,
Speaker 1: there's probably a lot of pressure on the first time
Speaker 1: you actually see each other, right, because it all comes
Speaker 1: down to that you've already invested so much time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so pressures on what did you guys end up doing
Speaker 1: for your date? We had a really nice time going
Speaker 1: to build your own pizza place, build your own pizza.
Speaker 1: I was putting all art jokes and that's it. Just
Speaker 1: chokes on a date. Yeah, so wait, you no, like
Speaker 1: build your own pizza like the subway style where you
Speaker 1: tell them to put everything on. Well, it's a place
Speaker 1: where you literally, like you need the dough, there's a
Speaker 1: topping bar, you kick out what you put on the pizza,
Speaker 1: and you just put the stuff on top of it.
Speaker 1: But what did you think when you saw him for
Speaker 1: the first time, Like, did he match up to his pictures?
Speaker 1: Was there chemistry? There was pizza in the room. Nothing
Speaker 1: else matters the pizza. So he looked great. Um, he
Speaker 1: wasn't as into the pizzas I was, like, not in
Speaker 1: a bad way, but just in like, oh, he could
Speaker 1: tell it was my thing. God, I mean we can
Speaker 1: tell that. Yeah, I like it, okay. And so the
Speaker 1: pizza came out and he was very nice and he said,
Speaker 1: you know, you worked so hard on that. Why don't
Speaker 1: you take the first bite? Why it's like so polite,
Speaker 1: So you're the one that has to burn the roof
Speaker 1: of your mouth. It's always the first bite, right, That
Speaker 1: is exactly what happened. Oh, oh my god. I thought
Speaker 1: it was just spicy burning. No. So I took a
Speaker 1: bite and it was so hot. It was so hot
Speaker 1: that I had to spit it out, like like a
Speaker 1: child who was eating something that they didn't like the
Speaker 1: taste of. Oh my god, it's actually blistering and the
Speaker 1: cheese is like stuck on the roof of your mouth.
Speaker 1: How did dentists react when that was happening? Was fringe?
Speaker 1: I mean, he was so sweet. He was trying so
Speaker 1: hard to help you. Like, at one point he reached
Speaker 1: across the table and tried to like put water in
Speaker 1: my mouth. It was just making a mess and the
Speaker 1: pizza was ruined and it was fine, but we kind
Speaker 1: of just decided to call it for dinner and just
Speaker 1: go for a walk. Oh my god, and you like
Speaker 1: distracted because like literally blisters are for me and on
Speaker 1: the roof of your mouth. Also, you're talking like this
Speaker 1: the whole time. Could I have a cup of ice? Yea,
Speaker 1: sometimes you have the excess skin? I know. Was the walk? Okay,
Speaker 1: let's focus on the walk. How do the walk go?
Speaker 1: So the walk seemed fine. He's walked me to his car,
Speaker 1: and of course he has a first aid kit and
Speaker 1: he gets out. He gets us some gauze. What are
Speaker 1: you gonna do with gauze? It's all the inside of
Speaker 1: your mouth. He insisted that I put it on the
Speaker 1: roof of my mouth. If I'm guessing that he's not
Speaker 1: a doctor, ye, he's trying to help. He's trying to help.
Speaker 1: I've been the one who's made a fool of myself
Speaker 1: at this point, so I just kind of go with it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, spray some light, a cane in your mouth,
Speaker 1: put like ointment in there. Like what did he do? No?
Speaker 1: It was just like a neo sporing kind of so
Speaker 1: it kind of sounds it kind of sounds like the
Speaker 1: burn was the focal point of the whole night. It
Speaker 1: kind of ruined your momentum of anything. Yeah, you guys
Speaker 1: were focused on that too much, you think, I mean,
Speaker 1: I would have loved to have not focused on it,
Speaker 1: but it didn't seem to be is the problem. Because
Speaker 1: we walked up to like a playground. Essentially, we're just
Speaker 1: kind of sitting and chatting, and of course, like me,
Speaker 1: chatting was a little difficult. But like he said, he
Speaker 1: wanted to kiss me, and he was so sweet, and
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, my mouth is damp, there's
Speaker 1: literal kiss me. Let me. Anyway, he kept getting closer
Speaker 1: to my face and it was so sweet and so
Speaker 1: I just kind of like turned over my shoulder and
Speaker 1: spit out the gas. Oh no, he was still into it, guys.
Speaker 1: He was into it, and we had this amazing kiss
Speaker 1: and it like it didn't pickle. I am weird feeling
Speaker 1: about it. Come on, he was into you, though, That's
Speaker 1: what the important thing? Nice that that's actually really good?
Speaker 1: Are you telling me he hasn't called you or anything
Speaker 1: of that. So here's where I'm so confused because we
Speaker 1: were texting for like three or four days after it,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, he just drops off
Speaker 1: the face of the air in what and you know,
Speaker 1: his bumble is gone, like the profile is gone. That's
Speaker 1: so weird. What was the last thing you guys talked about.
Speaker 1: I mean, the last thing we talked about was trying
Speaker 1: to set up a second date. Oh oh boy, Oh,
Speaker 1: maybe there's another woman that he's stuffed gone. That's exactly
Speaker 1: what I was thinking. I'm like, oh, he's married, he's
Speaker 1: in a relationship, he's cheating. She got like a third
Speaker 1: degree burn, so she's way more attractive as hot as
Speaker 1: it can get. Well, let's see what happened. Let's play
Speaker 1: a song. We'll come back, We'll call Dennis for you,
Speaker 1: and we'll try and get you a second date. Up date. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you all. Hold one. I could just see Julie
Speaker 1: years from now, telling the story to her grandchildren about
Speaker 1: how she met Grandpa and she says, then he looked
Speaker 1: deep into my eyes, stroked my cheek and said I
Speaker 1: want to kiss you. And I replied, no, that's how
Speaker 1: love lasts forever. Because at the time, Julie's mouth was
Speaker 1: stuffed with gauze after she burned it on a build
Speaker 1: at yourself pizza, which makes the kiss sound so dry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but in her defense, I think we've all ended up
Speaker 1: with weird stuff in our mouths at the end of
Speaker 1: a first date. So even though the night ended on
Speaker 1: a sweet note, Dennis has suddenly stopped responding and even
Speaker 1: took down his dating profile. I don't think it's a
Speaker 1: successful and unless you don't have something weird in your mouth. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a good point, but not great signs at the
Speaker 1: end there, Julie, how you feeling? I mean, I just
Speaker 1: want to know what the heck is going on. I'd
Speaker 1: be mad. I'd be mad if I were you, just
Speaker 1: because you spent so much time talking to this guy
Speaker 1: and it's his fault. He didn't even take the first
Speaker 1: bite and he was being so sweet eating you like
Speaker 1: down this road where it really felt like you were
Speaker 1: starting something with him. I'm pissed. Okay, Well, I would
Speaker 1: recommend not being mad at him when we get him
Speaker 1: on the phone, because it's probably not going to go
Speaker 1: well if you're just mad at a guy if you
Speaker 1: actually want to see him again. But that's a brook strategy.
Speaker 1: You can do whatever you want to do anyway. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna dollars number now. We'll see what he has to say. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I really hope this works out. I just feel like
Speaker 1: they don't make them like this anymore. Yeah. I know
Speaker 1: you're right. There's not a lot of guys anymore who
Speaker 1: just carry gauze on themselves these days. But we'll see
Speaker 1: what he has to say. Here we go. That's true. Hello,
Speaker 1: Hey is this Dennis speaking? Hey Dennis. My name is
Speaker 1: jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
Speaker 1: or some people call it Brooke and Jeffrey in the
Speaker 1: Morning on mornings from six to ten. Start your commute
Speaker 1: right with Brooke and Jeffrey. Jeffrey. What have you heard
Speaker 1: of us before? Maybe? Um, not not good? If it
Speaker 1: was that that ring a bell for people we have
Speaker 1: to I mean everything. Yeah, I don't know. He hasn't
Speaker 1: heard of us. So the marketing whatever we're doing right
Speaker 1: now is not working. Yeah. We're calling because we're doing
Speaker 1: a segment called a second Date Update and one of
Speaker 1: our listeners trying to get a hold of you after
Speaker 1: you guys went out together. Her name's Julie. Yeah, yeah, Julie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: say that's so casually. I didn't, but Julie's great. I
Speaker 1: really liked Julie. Good. Okay, that's going to hear, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I say, I guess it. We're a little bit confused
Speaker 1: because according to Julie, you guys haven't really been communicating lately,
Speaker 1: and you also removed your dating profile. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: to be honest that I have been on social media.
Speaker 1: I had to delete my profiles and everything and all
Speaker 1: your profile. Yeah. Well okay, so first let me just
Speaker 1: say this, like we I had a great time. I
Speaker 1: think Julie's great. There was nothing wrong or any problems
Speaker 1: to that. I guess it's kind of just in opportune timing.
Speaker 1: Why because you're like married or something. No, that would
Speaker 1: be really creepy scenario. It just seems so weird. Like
Speaker 1: she told us that you guys have been talking for
Speaker 1: three or four weeks, you finally meet up, you have
Speaker 1: this amazing date. According to her, I mean maybe you
Speaker 1: felt differently, but it sounded great, and then you talk
Speaker 1: for a minute and then you just dropped off. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can understand that, and there is fact too that
Speaker 1: there's truth to that. It's I've just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna spot right here, so let me
Speaker 1: explain what's going on and we can go from there. Sure,
Speaker 1: what's happening? Man? So, unbeknownst to me, a friend of mine, um,
Speaker 1: he kind of signed me up for this popular Netflix
Speaker 1: dating show. Probably can't talk about it. Whenever you do those,
Speaker 1: you have to do like an da so that you
Speaker 1: don't spill the secrets before you do it. Death is
Speaker 1: it is? Wait? Have you been selected? Have you gone
Speaker 1: through the casting process? Yeah? So that's kind of what
Speaker 1: I'm getting to. So apparently they've had a lot of
Speaker 1: people that are signing up for this and they're looking
Speaker 1: to pick twelve and right now and in the top
Speaker 1: twenty according to them. And I've talked to the producers
Speaker 1: and everything, and I've even submitted my deposit for it.
Speaker 1: And wait, deposit, I thought you they paid you to
Speaker 1: do these things, So I guess how it works. Did
Speaker 1: you get your deposit back in the end? Because you know,
Speaker 1: they need photo and video of you and everything, So
Speaker 1: if you pay people to come out and do interviews,
Speaker 1: you pay them. Yeah, this is like a show or
Speaker 1: some random person ask you to do this. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean my friends applied, you know, they I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've never done this before. I don't know. You know,
Speaker 1: I think everybody in this room right here, like we're
Speaker 1: a little concerned. You can scamp, yeah, because when you
Speaker 1: work with SAG and stuff, they don't work. Like, like,
Speaker 1: do you know where your friend found this show? Like
Speaker 1: where he came across this opportunity. I mean she said Craigslist. Good.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't know, Netflix advertising, Dennis. Wait, how
Speaker 1: much money have you given these people? Yeah, I'm the
Speaker 1: initial deposit of fifteen hundreds for pictures. You better be
Speaker 1: flying Tahiti for those pictures. Wait have you taken pictures? No?
Speaker 1: Not yet. There it was jealous and that's not how
Speaker 1: it works, my friend, believe me, this is real. I
Speaker 1: mean I've talked to producers over zoom. I saw them.
Speaker 1: They gave me the rundown of you know, how this
Speaker 1: whole thing works. And so I'm kind of dealing with
Speaker 1: this right now. And it's kind of a lot. And
Speaker 1: we have India. You're not supposed to say anything or
Speaker 1: you know, even in terms of being online for dating
Speaker 1: websites and stuff. You know, we had to get off those,
Speaker 1: which is why I deleted all my profiles and everything.
Speaker 1: And Julie and I had a wonderful time. You know,
Speaker 1: I've been wanting to reach out to her. I just
Speaker 1: don't know if that's okay. Yeah. Well, the good news
Speaker 1: is you don't have to think about how to do
Speaker 1: it anymore, because, Dennis, I gotta tell you, Julie's been
Speaker 1: on the other line listening this entire time. Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't know Julie was on the phone yet, Ulie.
Speaker 1: Oh h. Dennis. Hey, Um, I'm sorry about not reaching
Speaker 1: out to you. I've just I've been kind of confused
Speaker 1: as to what to do. And the reason why I
Speaker 1: did it is I feel like this could be a
Speaker 1: huge opportunity for me and my career. Um, Dennis, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you, but like you didn't handle
Speaker 1: any aspect of this well, like kind of sounds like
Speaker 1: you're being an idiot about it. Oh that's it's not
Speaker 1: really nice, okay, Dennis. Which part of it seems skeptical
Speaker 1: to you, Julie? Which part doesn't? I mean maybe the
Speaker 1: part where he gave fifteen hundred dollars to a random
Speaker 1: person on crank list. Are you telling me that's not
Speaker 1: a normal thing. I'll be honest with you. I mean,
Speaker 1: I I can hear the tone in your voice, and
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be a lot funnier when I'm
Speaker 1: on Netflix and y'all are watching me on TV. People
Speaker 1: who got scammed it might not be thinking, Dennis, We're
Speaker 1: not trying to, like, you know, poop on your career,
Speaker 1: band or your dreams like we like that. We want
Speaker 1: you to dream big. We just want you to not
Speaker 1: get taken time. You're ruining chemistry with a really good chick. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I know Julie has been saying great things about you
Speaker 1: this entire time. Man, well, thank you. I mean I
Speaker 1: feel the same about her. I just feel this is
Speaker 1: a great opportunity for me right now. And if it
Speaker 1: is the case, and it's either I don't get picked
Speaker 1: or something happens with the show, and then yeah, I
Speaker 1: would love to go out with her. I forgot to
Speaker 1: mention it, but this is the point of the segment
Speaker 1: where I need to get your credit card because it
Speaker 1: costs fifteen hundred dollars to do a second date. Not
Speaker 1: a lot of people know that's right. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: if the things are going right now? Would you mind
Speaker 1: throughout me an extra fifteen hundred dollars because I mean,
Speaker 1: she got you on a radio reality dating show. That's right.
Speaker 1: You know, you sound like a bunch of comedians. Thank
Speaker 1: you very much. That's a very nice thing. If you
Speaker 1: just say, I don't know if it's a compliment coming
Speaker 1: from I'm not joking at all when I say I
Speaker 1: would really like to send the two of you out
Speaker 1: on another date, and we will pay for it if
Speaker 1: you're interested. What do you say, Dennis? I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would really like that. Again, I have to see
Speaker 1: both protocol for it, but I mean, you're going to
Speaker 1: vet us. He doesn't believe that we're legit. I know,
Speaker 1: if he's allowed to go on a date with her. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think they're going to be answering you any times.
Speaker 1: Well you know, if that's the case, then yeah, I
Speaker 1: would love for you to pay for us to go out. Okay, Julie,
Speaker 1: it's a conditional yes, based on what the producers say.
Speaker 1: What's it for you? I mean, if he's going to
Speaker 1: wait around for the Craigslist guy to give him permission
Speaker 1: to take me on a sudden face, then it's not
Speaker 1: really worth my time. He's not just a Craigslist guy.
Speaker 1: He's a producer that's on Craigslist. And Jeffrey in the
Speaker 1: Morning they say, when you're dating, it's important to find
Speaker 1: somebody that has a good financial sense. Right, Yeau did it.
Speaker 1: It might have been a little bit off, but at
Speaker 1: least you found a guy who's investing in himself. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe he's might be investing in some guy named Gary,
Speaker 1: but he's an investor of some sort. I would say
Speaker 1: he's trustworthy. Would be an admirable trait to a fault lord, definitely,
Speaker 1: But were you could just tell in Julie's voice that
Speaker 1: it couldn't have been a bigger turn off. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was giving money to some guy off Craig's was
Speaker 1: hoping to become famous. Oh god, and he just really
Speaker 1: thinks it's going to be his career jump off, Like
Speaker 1: no matter what we said, he wouldn't believe it. Here
Speaker 1: in his head, like it didn't click yet. You know,
Speaker 1: he hasn't had that moment of like, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: I don't think that moment's going to come for him.
Speaker 1: How much money do you think it's going to take
Speaker 1: before it happened. I would like to think though, that
Speaker 1: we're gonna log on to Netflix here in the next
Speaker 1: year and we're all gonna say, oh, we were wrong.
Speaker 1: That made some really sketchy business by Netflix. By the way,
Speaker 1: squid game for dating. Yeah, remember, if you ever want
Speaker 1: to get a second date, update emails, a show, We'll
Speaker 1: call the person who wasn't calling you back