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Speaker 1: It's absolutely weirdest neighbors I have ever lived next to

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Speaker 1: you in my life. Okay, well hold on before you

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Speaker 1: start telling us we were talking to you off there.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show. I have to let people know that.

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Speaker 1: But we're on the air now. I just figured I

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Speaker 1: just come right on with your phone call. Sorry, because

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Speaker 1: you're starting to tell us about your weird neighbor, because

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Speaker 1: you never know who lives next to you. I mean,

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Speaker 1: even if you know him, you still really don't know him.

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Speaker 1: And that's true. And Jeff is on the phone right

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Speaker 1: now because he called up to tell us about his

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Speaker 1: crazy neighbors and apparently he thinks he has the craziest one.

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Speaker 1: What are your neighbors do? That's so weird? Okay, So,

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Speaker 1: like the guy is really nice. The thing is is

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Speaker 1: he's really really nice. Maybe a little bit us but

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Speaker 1: that's what they say about serial killers on the news there.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, kind of kept to themselves. So it's

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Speaker 1: really nice, really quiet. Never expected it was smiled, but

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Speaker 1: this guy I would live right next to me, very quiet.

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Speaker 1: But at all hours of the night there will be

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Speaker 1: people showing up constantly to his house in animal costumes

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Speaker 1: and what animal costumes, big animal costumes, kind of like

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Speaker 1: a like a mascot costumes that but all animals, right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't care what they do. That's their own business man.

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Speaker 1: But it still is kind of odd when you have

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Speaker 1: people coming and leaving at all times of the night

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Speaker 1: in animal costumes. Yeah they're partying. Yes, they're definitely having

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Speaker 1: a good time whatever they're doing. I mean, it's a

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Speaker 1: free country. I don't judge. The last time that I

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Speaker 1: saw it really kind of getting out of hand was

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it was like two two thirty in

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Speaker 1: the morning. Guy parks his car in front of the

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Speaker 1: garage and I saw a fox and a rabbit making

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Speaker 1: out on top of his card. That doesn't sound like

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Speaker 1: a weird neighbor. That sounds like a neighbor of this outs.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to be many animal costumes. I bet when

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Speaker 1: it's Halloween time, you really have to be careful what

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Speaker 1: kind of costume you choose to go out of the house.

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Speaker 1: And it's definitely no animal costumes. Remember, I'd rather live

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Speaker 1: next to that guy than our neighbors or in our neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: Alex and I are mayor, by the way, if he

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Speaker 1: didn't know that. And I would rather have a fun

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Speaker 1: loving guy that likes to bring his friends over and

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Speaker 1: have whatever kind of parties they have in animal costumes,

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Speaker 1: then living by the freeway where we live, where stuff

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Speaker 1: gets stolen off our porch all the time, and there's

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Speaker 1: constantly methodics living outside of our house and at our house. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all the kinds of stuff. But I think most people

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Speaker 1: that live around us think that I'm doing crime. You

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Speaker 1: look like you all doing crime. Our neighbor that lives

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Speaker 1: across the way definitely thought that the first time he

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Speaker 1: met us. Yeah, we were doing a walk through in

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Speaker 1: our new house and there was a ring at the

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Speaker 1: doorbell and the person who was walking us through opened

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Speaker 1: it and he was like, oh, are you the new owners?

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Speaker 1: And he was like, oh, no, I'm just a builder,

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Speaker 1: and they're upstairs. And then I looked. We looked over

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Speaker 1: the balcony edge over the stairs, and there was our

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Speaker 1: new neighbor coming to meet us. And he looked up

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Speaker 1: and saw Jewil covered in tats and throat tattoos and

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Speaker 1: looking all ragged because he gets up really early. And

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Speaker 1: then he really didn't say much besides oh, and then

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Speaker 1: we started walking away. He started backing up. He started

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Speaker 1: backing up legit, and I'm like, wait a minute, wait,

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Speaker 1: hold on, Like, what's your house is gonna be done

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Speaker 1: being built? Hello? What's your name? Hello? Well, definitely was

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Speaker 1: worried about his neighbors there call us up eighty eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one six one text in four one

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Speaker 1: six one Your neighborhood horror story, Aubrey, Who what's up?

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Speaker 1: You have a neighborhood horror story? Hi? Yeah, I do. Um,

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Speaker 1: So my neighborhood is a little weird. It only has

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Speaker 1: three houses. It's like kind of like a cool detect

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Speaker 1: but also not really Okay, Yeah, so I my house

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Speaker 1: is in the middle and we own like an RV

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Speaker 1: and then the house next to us, we're pretty sure

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Speaker 1: are either drug dealers or drug addict because the police

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Speaker 1: are always coming. Do we live next to you? The

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Speaker 1: police are always coming there? Yeah, And one time it

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Speaker 1: was probably like easily like past mood nights like one

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Speaker 1: two in the morning, and uh, like the police sirens

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Speaker 1: are there. It wakes us all up and we like

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Speaker 1: look outside. One of our favorite pastimes is actually just

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Speaker 1: like watching We called the crackheads just like be dumb,

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Speaker 1: and they're like they're fighting or you know, doing stupid stuff.

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Speaker 1: But they, like one of them came and hidden our

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Speaker 1: RV and so the police like had to comment or

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Speaker 1: come to our door and was like, hey, we need

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Speaker 1: to check your RV and like and they were like

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Speaker 1: hiding in rucked. Yeah, because we're really bad at that,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, the door and they were like hiding in

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Speaker 1: our back like kind of where the bathroom of our

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Speaker 1: RV is. And I mean that's more on you though,

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Speaker 1: if you're living next to crackheads and leaving your RV unlocks.

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Speaker 1: Very true. Yeah, got this text in at four one

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Speaker 1: o six one that says constantly here my neighbors being

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Speaker 1: intimate and they're loud music and loud music together. That's

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Speaker 1: a Kilo combo. I had some neighbors I used to

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Speaker 1: hear all the time. It was hilarious. Oh the stuff

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Speaker 1: doesn't gross me out, It just makes me laugh. I

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Speaker 1: just I'm like, don't stop. We got this text in

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Speaker 1: at four one oh six one. Our neighbor's dog keeps

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Speaker 1: pooping on our lawn and isn't picking it up. Oh

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, that was messed up. That starts wars. My

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Speaker 1: neighbor's right there and that's the same time I'll be pissed. Yeah. Yeah,