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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 2: But you're a.

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Speaker 1: Guess to my home. You gotta come to be empty,

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Speaker 1: and I said, no guests, your presences, presents, and I

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Speaker 2: S obey me? Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm

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Speaker 2: Bridger Wineger. I hope you're feeling well. I hope things

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Speaker 2: are just you're having a nice day. I read earlier

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Speaker 2: this morning that beans are having a moment, so that's

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Speaker 2: something to keep an eye out for. I would say

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Speaker 2: my favorite bean is the pinto bean. See that a

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Speaker 2: lot in Mexican food. If you have a favorite bean,

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Speaker 2: probably don't let me know. But if you don't have

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Speaker 2: a favorite bean, that might be something you think about today. Anyway. Look,

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Speaker 2: I want to get to my guest because I adore her.

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Speaker 2: It's a Saturday. She's just you know, she's here. She

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Speaker 2: is probably shouldn't be here, she should be enjoying her day.

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Speaker 2: It's Janelle James. Oh my god, I'm over headyeing hello.

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Speaker 2: I'm so happy you're here. Your voice.

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Speaker 3: Listening to you like you always sound so shady.

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Speaker 2: I love it so much. I love it so much. Okay,

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Speaker 2: we were together. Yes, we wrote on Black Monday that

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Speaker 2: was cool, which people can see on showtime. They can

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Speaker 2: see you in the show.

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Speaker 3: Unbelievable, my first acting thing.

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Speaker 2: In my jiggy.

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Speaker 4: How did you feel about it? I think I was

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Speaker 4: in a daze. I was just like, don't fuck this up,

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Speaker 4: like that's really. I don't even know if I got

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Speaker 4: what I mean. So I was already so like what

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Speaker 4: that was the whole experience for me? What like, just like,

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Speaker 4: don't you don't like, I know, I played it mad cool.

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Speaker 4: I know I played it cool, but I was freaking out.

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Speaker 2: Of course. I didn't feel like out of body all

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Speaker 4: I'm joys like I guess I was acting because I

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Speaker 2: I was freaking out. And you're like in it's a

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Speaker 2: lot of shows now like you just basically play yourself

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Speaker 2: or whatever. This you were like in a full.

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Speaker 4: God, what the fuck? I still can't believe it. I

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Speaker 4: can't believe they trusted me.

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Speaker 2: I do. I can totally believe it. I'm still in shock.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, uh, And you played Choice, who's like a

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Speaker 2: pivotal role with it. I mean, like you like accent,

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Speaker 4: I cannot believe it, and I can't believe I did it.

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Speaker 4: I'm real, real proud of myself. But it just shows

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Speaker 4: what you can.

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Speaker 2: Do when you're like a state of shaka. You just

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Speaker 2: work through that ship. It's probably better that way. You're

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Speaker 2: just not thinking at I really wasn't.

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Speaker 4: I was just like, do not embarrass yourself, don't fuck

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Speaker 2: Were there any specially difficult parts for you.

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Speaker 4: Well, there's a part where Regina Hall like yelled in

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Speaker 4: my face and I had to do it like nine times,

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Speaker 3: That's how good an actress she is.

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Speaker 4: I was like, goddamn, I don't think it was written

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Speaker 2: And this was was it genuinely your first acting drum. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: like just doing my own comedy camera. Yeah, that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: That's crat. That's what I'm telling you because to throw

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Speaker 4: David, our showrunner, who was so cool about because remember

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Speaker 4: it started off somebody suggested like, oh, Jane's was playing

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Speaker 4: I really never believe it, and you guys, that's why

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Speaker 4: So it went from something where I might have just

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Speaker 2: Is just again nuts to me. Are you embarrassed to

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Speaker 4: I don't watch myself to anything. It's so cringe. Do

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Speaker 4: I have to listen to now my thing is going

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Speaker 2: I giggle too, but nobody has. I don't think anyone has.

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Speaker 3: I did a podcast just recently for like, for Netflix,

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Speaker 2: The divisive the divisive topic. People like.

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Speaker 4: People love it, like making my ring tone like gigg

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Speaker 2: I think it's incredible. I think it's such a nice

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Speaker 3: I think it's anyway trying to steal my joy.

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Speaker 2: Well, look, look I want to talk about the moment

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Speaker 2: I from the moment I met you, I loved you,

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Speaker 2: but the moment I fell in love with you? What's

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Speaker 2: the moment you found an egg in your pa? Is

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Speaker 2: Hell so do you want to explain it or I

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Speaker 3: It's not a whole explanation.

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Speaker 2: It's not a thing. I just like Heaven's snacks on

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Speaker 2: but I think that day what happened was I forgot

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Speaker 4: You know, it's like one of those oh I don't

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Speaker 2: Car or walking in you know, in New York, walking

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Speaker 3: You just have to have things in your pockets.

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Speaker 2: I remember, there was like genuine shock. Had no idea

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Speaker 4: Because I think I had told a story about having

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right. Was the meatball in your pocket or

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Speaker 2: your purse? It was in my pocket? Was the meatball

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Speaker 4: So one day I made meatballs again. I had to go, right,

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Speaker 4: I put it in foil. Okay, this is my pocket,

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. And I put it in my pocket.

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Speaker 4: And I remember I was at a crosswalk.

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Speaker 2: This is the story. I told you.

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Speaker 4: This is what happened. I was at a crosswalk and

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Speaker 2: That just that either goes in the like a direction

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Speaker 4: And so a couple of days later, I just happen

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Speaker 2: Person that's absolutely can imagine I'm cool. Well that's the

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Speaker 2: that is the crazy thing about you is you are

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Speaker 2: they've made out with Lenny Kravitz and then found a

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Speaker 2: if anything, that makes him even more attractive. Of course, yeah, totally.

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Speaker 2: This was more than a decade ago. Anyway, Yes it was.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm nervous about. I'm like, he's gonna

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Speaker 2: I feel like Lenny Kravitz is this sort of person

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Speaker 2: That probably made such him, it's probably like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: you worked in fashion for a long time for nine years.

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Speaker 2: What exactly did you do?

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Speaker 3: I did pattern making?

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Speaker 2: Oh what does that mean? So people here fashion design

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Speaker 4: I went into the nerd side, which is a technical

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Speaker 2: There's pattern makers who draw the uh pad, like on

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Speaker 2: the like almost transparent paper, which like a normal person

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Speaker 2: Wow, it's almost like engineering or something. Yeah. Okay, so

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Speaker 2: you've worked in fashion and you've for a while, and

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Speaker 2: you've also worked in comedy for a while.

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Speaker 3: Yep, about the same amount of song.

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Speaker 2: Which field has more psychopaths?

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Speaker 4: I remember leaving fashion like everybody is nuts, Like I

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Speaker 4: I give him a comedy witch little did you know?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, did you know? I feel like comedy

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Speaker 4: is more solitary. Oh okay, so you can do without

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Speaker 2: So I remember I was.

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Speaker 4: Doing pr win all the designers for whatever reason that year,

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Speaker 4: He's so like snarky, so who knows what he thinks.

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Speaker 3: He strikes me as someone who wouldn't give me the compliment.

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Speaker 2: Because he knows. I know, he knows his new thing

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Speaker 4: So but now with Twitter, I feel like I see

438
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 4: people every day that are like I want to when

439
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:21,400
Speaker 4: who was it? Tyler the creator nine years ago said

440
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:26,600
Speaker 4: I want to win a Grammy and the guy responded like, well,

441
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,480
Speaker 4: don't wait for you know, some snark like you're never

442
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,199
Speaker 4: gonna get one, And he won one this year and

443
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,199
Speaker 4: he retweeted like, I saved this tweet. That's just to

444
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,120
Speaker 4: tell the dude, Matt that I got one, you bitch

445
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:37,959
Speaker 4: and whatever you know.

446
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 3: So I see people like not manifest Oh god, I

447
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 3: sound so la.

448
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 2: Here we go.

449
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,720
Speaker 4: You've been here for four weeks. I know I've seen

450
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 4: people say something and then fucking get it you.

451
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 2: I mean I'm slowly learning that lesson myself. I mean,

452
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,119
Speaker 2: it feels crazy to say you want something or to

453
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 2: tell people. I think that's what you're saying, saying, oh,

454
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,639
Speaker 2: I should work for this myself and get it entirely

455
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:07,440
Speaker 2: on my own without telling anyone exactly. But like when

456
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 2: you actually do reach out for it, I mean, we're

457
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 2: surrounded by maniacs who are saying what they want and

458
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 2: getting it. So, yes, I want to be in a

459
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 2: next Grand Theft. I absolutely. You play a lot of

460
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 2: video games.

461
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 4: This goes back to specifically, that's how I decomproud by

462
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,120
Speaker 4: punching random strangers in the back.

463
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 2: And I, uh, yeah, I love. I've never finished a

464
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 2: Grand Theft Auto game because it's I'm immediately distracted. I

465
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,119
Speaker 2: remember I bought that Grand Theft Auto game and the

466
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 2: first thing I did was punch someone off their bike. Yeah,

467
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,879
Speaker 2: and then ride out into the country and then just

468
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:49,120
Speaker 2: punch aout it. I mean, it says a lot about you.

469
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 2: But I was just like, what can you do in

470
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 2: this thing? And it's just like, oh yeah, this is bonker.

471
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 3: This is just assaulting people consequences.

472
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:58,440
Speaker 2: I love it.

473
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 4: He does like a donkey kick, Like I've always wanted

474
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 4: to just donkey I've like visualized donkey kick and someone

475
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 4: like in the back is like they like if they

476
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 4: say something then they go to walk away in it.

477
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 4: I just in the middle of the back. You can

478
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 4: do that and grat the photo. You guys, It's so satisfying.

479
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 4: Just get in there kick people in the back. I

480
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 4: don't even really shoot people. I just want to kick on. Yeah,

481
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 4: I just like to cause chaos. Get in the car

482
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 4: and just.

483
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 2: Run into so great. I love it. But you play

484
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 2: a decent amount of video games, don't you know.

485
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 3: I mean I like games like that like First person

486
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,160
Speaker 3: I don't like.

487
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:37,919
Speaker 2: Like war games. No horror ship because I've even like

488
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,119
Speaker 2: lower Croft. You know that.

489
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,679
Speaker 4: Sure, sure, if you have like surround sound and you

490
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,679
Speaker 4: play that game terrifying, it's not a horror game. But

491
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 4: I can't even play. I can't play by myself. So

492
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 4: I don't like those type of games. But I like

493
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 4: h GT. I like a God of War like a.

494
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 2: Masher, yes, of course. And hit Man. Oh, I've never

495
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:58,479
Speaker 2: played Hitman.

496
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 4: So you're a hit Man in a suit, a bond

497
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 4: type figure and you go around and you kill people silently.

498
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 2: But that sounds stressful. It can be, I mean, they

499
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 2: all can be. But let me get my thrills. Bridge.

500
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,399
Speaker 2: I mean, but you're just telling me you can't be

501
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,879
Speaker 2: you can't have these stressful other things. I guess you

502
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 2: were like maybe you're more in control and Hitman or something.

503
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, you turn it off.

504
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 4: I mean I've gotten to tense points in games and

505
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:25,880
Speaker 4: like put it down for like two weeks.

506
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 2: Because I'm just like I can't know.

507
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 4: Of course, you know, so I'm not a gamer where

508
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 4: I play every you know, sure day or I like

509
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 4: miss it, but yeah I play. And then Hannibal had

510
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 4: a radio station named Granted all right, like three I

511
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:47,360
Speaker 4: think it was the It wasn't San Andres. I don't

512
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 4: know which one it was, but I was. That's how

513
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,120
Speaker 4: I even knew it was possible.

514
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,159
Speaker 2: Okay, so wow, and that must have been before he

515
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 2: kind of hit it. Yeah, that's crazy. I mean, Cannibal.

516
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 4: Cannibal has always been like the cool dude, like he's

517
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 4: he's one of my I guess idols. He's one of

518
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 4: the first people I went on tour with. He's like

519
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 4: helped me out so much. Like he has a and

520
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,920
Speaker 4: other comics will tell you this who know him.

521
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 2: He has like.

522
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 4: A gift for knowing when you have three dollars in

523
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,119
Speaker 4: your bank account. There's been multiple times where I was

524
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 4: like so broke, like I'm gonna quit comedy, Like this

525
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 4: is crazy, you know what I mean? Huh, and Hannibal

526
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 4: would like hit me up like, hey, do you want

527
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 4: to open for.

528
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,160
Speaker 2: Me in North Dakota? You know what I mean?

529
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 4: That ship will They'll just like take you till the

530
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 4: next time. Like He's done that for multiple people. And

531
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 4: he also seems to write his own path, which a

532
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 4: lot of people don't. Yeah, he really does seem to

533
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 4: just do it, just does whatever the fuck he wants.

534
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 4: Is so admirable, Like most people will think they're doing that,

535
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 4: but they're not.

536
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,199
Speaker 2: You know, I mean a small example of that. I

537
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 2: feel like you told me something about him with a

538
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 2: rental car at the airport, right, wasn't he? Oh God,

539
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 2: can we talk about it?

540
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 3: I'm want to say, And then if I want you

541
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 3: to cut it.

542
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 2: I'll tell you.

543
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 4: We went to we were somewhere and we had a

544
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 4: return to rental. But we drove up to the where

545
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 4: you get out, like we've totally forgot. And that's happened

546
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 4: to me before. I forgot.

547
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 2: I'm in a rental, just like I'm at the airport.

548
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 2: You like, drive to where you're going. You don't think

549
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 2: about it.

550
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,879
Speaker 4: And and we were like late and like you got

551
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 4: to return this rental and he was like, no, I don't.

552
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 4: And I was like, what do you mean? And he

553
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 4: said just leave it there. I was like, what do

554
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 4: you can't do that? And he's just already walking in

555
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,199
Speaker 4: And so later I said what happened? He said, they

556
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 4: came and got it. He said, I called him. I

557
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 4: told him this is where it is. They said you

558
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 4: can't do that. He was like, well, I won't getting

559
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 4: on a plane. So if you want your car and

560
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 4: nothing happened.

561
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 2: I mean, is he going back to North Kakota where

562
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 2: the fuck we were?

563
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: No?

564
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 3: Probably not so good?

565
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 2: An incredible time tickets.

566
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 3: In another stage, you're like, I don't want to go

567
00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 3: back to Kansas.

568
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 2: Yeah forgot. Yeah, if you don't want me back in

569
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 2: your state?

570
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's just cool as fuck to me.

571
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 2: You know, I don't want to get away from this conversation.

572
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 2: But you did. Earlier this morning. You texted me and

573
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 2: you said, I believe the text said something like I'm

574
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 2: looking around my house and I'm like, what the fuck?

575
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 2: Which on a podcast where gifts are happening? This sort

576
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 2: of thing. Anytime I'm getting a gift and somebody sends

577
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 2: me a text about with along those signes, I know

578
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 2: the gift is going to be incredible. And you show

579
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 2: up today. You have this beautiful bag. It says a

580
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 2: new baby on it. It's like a beautiful do you

581
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 2: want to describe that?

582
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 4: It is baby pink with a old school, you know,

583
00:28:56,040 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 4: downtown Abbey type baby stroller? Okay, and that stroller contains

584
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 4: a teddy Bear with a cute little pink bow around

585
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 4: his neck and just multiple ruffles and oh, another whole

586
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 4: other basket of Teddy Bears on the floor. Like this

587
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 4: bitch is rich, her parents are doing it, her nursery is.

588
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 2: Dipped, she got she has a light.

589
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 4: Above with teddy bear. So it's a whole thing. You know,

590
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 4: they had a stylist like consult on this, you know

591
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 4: what I mean? So and it has like the nice

592
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 4: bougie tissue, the gift tissue and do you want to

593
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 4: see what the gift?

594
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 2: I mean, this is just for me. It is Should

595
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 2: I open my new baby? You want me to open always?

596
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 2: What's up? Let me open this? You brought it all

597
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 2: this way, I'll open it extended up. What's see? What's

598
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 2: happening here? Makes some noise by the microphone like that?

599
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 2: It's like your hair. It's a it's a day planner?

600
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 2: Is that what this is? Yes? Did you bring but

601
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 2: you still have a huge ahead of you the whole

602
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 2: chunk of the year. Are you somebody who uses a

603
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 2: day planner? Okay? I want to be someone who uses

604
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 2: sure day.

605
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 4: Planner, which is why I had that already in my

606
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 4: house because every year I buy one and I want

607
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 4: to be that person. And as you see, I didn't

608
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 4: even get to the opening part of that one this year,

609
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 4: so I'm devolving even more.

610
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 2: What's the furthest you've ever gotten into this goal? I

611
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 2: want to say, March March. That's pretty good. Three months

612
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 2: of having a life some days in between.

613
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 4: Like I just I want to be someone who writes

614
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 4: things down and does it and check I want that

615
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 4: check mark feeling and sure, I am just not And

616
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 4: what sort of put stuff are you putting when you're

617
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 4: doing it?

618
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 2: What will you put in? It is like everything or

619
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 2: is it just big events? Or but here's what these

620
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 2: things do to you.

621
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 4: You get it like this is for my important stuff,

622
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 4: and then when you have a day without important stuff,

623
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 4: you feel like you have to write something or it

624
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 4: becomes like eggs.

625
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 2: Just anything to make my life feel whole. Watch Ozark.

626
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 4: I should exist because you almost have to do it

627
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 4: every day, regardless if you have anything. Get the But

628
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 4: what if I have a couple of days with nothing

629
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 4: I'm done?

630
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 2: Oh that mine would be just a never ending void,

631
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: just this thing that I'm well, I would.

632
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 4: Feeling like I'm doing so much, not only not only

633
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 4: so much, but so many different things.

634
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 2: I'm doing.

635
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 4: Stand up, I'm doing that, I'm getting I was getting

636
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 4: and have been like frazzle, But I'm not. I am

637
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 4: just not a list and check my person. I am

638
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 4: just flailing through the universe letting things happen to me.

639
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 4: And I have to get okay with that, you know.

640
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 4: So when I saw that, it made me think about

641
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 4: what I want to be as a plan ahead person,

642
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 4: And I always tell people I've only done that once

643
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 4: in my life. It was in college. It was an

644
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 4: English paper. We got the assignment on Friday, it was

645
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 4: due like Wednesday, and I did it over the weekend,

646
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 4: like truly unheard, unhurt, especially for me, And I always

647
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 4: I remember the feeling. This is years and years ago,

648
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 4: this is decades ago, and I remember just who that

649
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 4: person was, And every year I try to recapture.

650
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 2: What do you think about that one particular thing made

651
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 2: you a different person for four days?

652
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 4: Why you think I mean, it was a paper? Is

653
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 4: just important to you? Or was it just so I

654
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 4: wanted to do? Because everything I do I do I

655
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 4: work best under pressure. Yeah, you see how I ran

656
00:32:54,520 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 4: in here. I'm not I'm not usually late. I'm the

657
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 4: person that's like if it's twelve o'clock, I'm walking in

658
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 4: at twelve o'clock, you know. So if everything the lead

659
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 4: up is always like oh, panic, and I hate the

660
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 4: panic feeling. I think it feels horrible. But why the.

661
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 3: Fuck can't I write you in my planner?

662
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 2: Then? Like if I don't, I know, I don't like it.

663
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 2: Why do I keep doing it? But you don't tell

664
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 2: me branch or town. Do you do you miss? Do

665
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 2: you miss events? Because you don't That's what I'm done.

666
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 3: But I will many times find out about it fifteen minutes.

667
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 2: So there's just a lot of like make it eating

668
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 2: down the road.

669
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 3: And I'm like, it doesn't have to be like this

670
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 3: every time I do it.

671
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. Are you the same with work stuff? Like if

672
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 2: you have a writing assignment or oh god, stuff, do

673
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 2: you put it? Oh god, You're gonna make me so sad.

674
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 2: I have a pilot right now, people want it, just

675
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 2: look at it to now do the changes they ask for.

676
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 2: It's been like six months. I fully relate to now.

677
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 4: If they said I need it tomorrow about five am at.

678
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 2: Four point thirty, of course, just like an actual debt,

679
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,720
Speaker 2: I would do it a real deathline.

680
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 3: I would wait till four forty five if they need

681
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,839
Speaker 3: it at five. You know, so I just hate it, No,

682
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 3: I must love it in some way.

683
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a I have that same thing built into

684
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 2: me from high school, you know, like waiting till the

685
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 2: very last minute to write a paper. And I do

686
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 2: that now. If I have a script writer, why not

687
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:30,240
Speaker 2: take the first four days to just do think about

688
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:34,319
Speaker 2: the apartment I'm like, I'm writing in my mind that's

689
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 2: absolutely not true. There's no of course, I.

690
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 4: Hate it because and every once in a while I'll

691
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 4: run across one of those people, a planner people per se, Oh,

692
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 4: and they just seem so content, and uh yeah, everything's

693
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 4: in order up about it? You know, how could they

694
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,720
Speaker 4: not be? But supposedly we're smarter.

695
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 2: I don't believe that. I you find proof that collaborates

696
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 2: whatever bath in Youah, of course we do, late people

697
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 2: having advantage. I'm more creative, I'm more interested.

698
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm fine, that's what you're telling me.

699
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am an objective proof that it's so.

700
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 4: Now it's up to you to plan my life, to

701
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,320
Speaker 4: plan your life and become an efficient person?

702
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,399
Speaker 2: Are you not using your phones for you?

703
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 4: I'm using everything. I am using everything. I got alarms

704
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 4: on alarms. I will make lists, forget to look at it.

705
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 4: And that's what happens with a planner. You forget to

706
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 4: even even I forget it even exists.

707
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 2: Of course, of course I see it again, because it

708
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 2: has to be like a habit before you're actually using

709
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 2: it or whatever. So what I end up doing I

710
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 2: hired an assistant. This is the dream.

711
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm not a rich person, but it's helped

712
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 4: me out just.

713
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:54,280
Speaker 2: Mentally.

714
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 4: I think we were talking about that in the Black

715
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 4: Monday room one day about some director or writer whatever

716
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 4: where he doesn't make decisions, he makes five decisions a day.

717
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,240
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, that seems so, I mean, that's nuts.

718
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 4: But yeah, just you know, I think about so part

719
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 4: of the thing where my polot is, my brain is

720
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,439
Speaker 4: doing too many other things. You just don't even want

721
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,720
Speaker 4: to be bothered, you know what I mean with something

722
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 4: that in the back of my mind is like it's

723
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 4: I did it, you know what I mean? To go

724
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 4: back into it, it has been and.

725
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 2: If I didn't have to do laundry or in the

726
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 2: case of my assistant, read emails and.

727
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 4: Response, it frees that up. So I was very resistive

728
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,439
Speaker 4: to it for a while, but it's been so Wait.

729
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,720
Speaker 2: The assistant is mostly just going through emails and stuff.

730
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 2: That's all.

731
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 4: She's not like, I wish you would do my laundry,

732
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 4: but I'm not there.

733
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 2: But she's setting up your schedule, my schedule, pfirming with

734
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 2: other people, go between, in between all your freaking agents

735
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 2: that all want to call, your preference calls. I don't

736
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 2: have to do that anymore, you know, so not helping

737
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 2: you find gifts, Let's just let's just put that on

738
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 2: the table. We're friends, So you texted me that's right,

739
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 2: I need to become friends with your assistant. That's the

740
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 2: next time you're on this.

741
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 4: I'm you know what it means is I forgot to

742
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 4: tell her I was doing that because it didn't come

743
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 4: through the emails.

744
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 2: She seeds my email. Well, next time you're on you'll

745
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 2: hear about me, like getting dinner with your assistant like

746
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 2: two weeks before.

747
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 4: Anyway, it's not that expensive. Also, I wanted, because I'm

748
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 4: sure I have a bunch of creatives.

749
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 2: How did you find an assistant? To find her? Oh?

750
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 3: Arial for Oh, I love recommended her.

751
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 2: Oh okay, and she's the ultimate assistant. I mean she's

752
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 2: not really an assistance. She's doing she's at high level.

753
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 2: She's great. Yeah.

754
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 3: So yeah, and I think that's how all of them

755
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 3: is referral.

756
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 2: Yeah right, they've just worked with various people and that

757
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 2: sort of thing. Yeah, I would I would have hard

758
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,839
Speaker 2: time trusting somebody initially, but.

759
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 4: Oh it definitely. She was like, so you know, I'm

760
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,399
Speaker 4: not touring as much anymore. But when I was doing

761
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:03,240
Speaker 4: the road a lot, she does all my airplane booking,

762
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 4: hotel and figures out between a venue, like am I getting.

763
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 2: Picked up all that ship?

764
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 4: And then I would figure out because I'm multiple times

765
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 4: showing up at an airport like wait, what am I?

766
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 2: Not only what am I? Where am I?

767
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 4: Because that's how the road gets when you just keep

768
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 4: going and going and going. Your looks, like I wrote

769
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 4: me the other day, like when I met you in Oklahoma,

770
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 4: and I was like, I went to Oklahoma.

771
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 2: Does not sound like me?

772
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 4: Apparently I did, and I said I'm so sorry I

773
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 4: don't remember you, and she put up a picture I

774
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 4: took and she's like, I'm dying because the conversation we

775
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 4: had had what changed me and.

776
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 2: For you you did not care. It was transformational. And

777
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, I went to Oklahoma. Well that just shows

778
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 2: your power.

779
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 4: So happening this this well, hopefully let me enjoy it

780
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 4: because I don't have to think about that. That's the

781
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 4: only reason I want money. I've realized I don't want

782
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 4: to do tedious ship. Oh that's all I want.

783
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 2: I need someone to take care of My text is

784
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 2: like I don't I don't want to think about it

785
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 2: for even a second.

786
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Like I don't want to know it exists,

787
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 4: but yeah, you get.

788
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 2: That's how you get. You know, like celebrities like going

789
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 2: to jail or whatever because like they don't know, they

790
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 2: get to a point where somebody else is doing it

791
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 2: and that person to start skimming off the top or whatever.

792
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 2: And I wouldn't even which also, sure, I don't care anymore.

793
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 2: You are doing me. If you want a little something

794
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 2: something on the side, figure it out. I mean, if

795
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 2: it means I get to have like a relaxing Friday,

796
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 2: you know, of just ignorance, that's all I need. That's

797
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 2: all I need. And then you probably spend five years

798
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 2: in jail. White collar And also yeah, white collar people

799
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 2: are talking about you again. You're back in the headlines.

800
00:39:56,080 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 2: It almost feels good tother pushing money. Yeah whatever. People

801
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 2: are like, people have forgotten about you. They're like, we're

802
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 2: waiting for their renecessary.

803
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: Yeah.

804
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 2: America, baby, that's that's an Americ country. We are living

805
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 2: just the absolute hell pitch that is this nation. Oh.

806
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,439
Speaker 2: I was talking to somebody on this recently about Lauren Hill,

807
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 2: who was like obviously had text problems or whatever. Did

808
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 2: you know that like she can't sing her songs like.

809
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, because she doesn't own a mastic. So I mean,

810
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,720
Speaker 4: if you we want to get in this song black gossip.

811
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 2: No, I don't know you came to the news segment black.

812
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 2: I would love to have you sitting over here during

813
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 2: every episode. And now we're turning to Ja, it's time

814
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 2: for no.

815
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 4: For whatever reason, So I've known that about Lauren, but

816
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 4: for whatever reason, there's a lot of black artists who

817
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 4: came out in the nineties who are now saying that

818
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:03,240
Speaker 4: even though they were aligned with like a black producer

819
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 4: in a lot of cases, Puff Daddy, Like all these people,

820
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 4: all these black rappers and performers who are now like

821
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 4: I'm a billionaire like jay Z, they own all these

822
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 4: all people's soul because like Lauren Hill started when she

823
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,240
Speaker 4: was like sixteen or something.

824
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 2: You know, you're touring making money.

825
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 4: You've gone from whatever situation to this like a like crazy.

826
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 2: You just don't even know what's happening. You signed stuff

827
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 2: and you're surrounded by people in suits here, You're like, oh,

828
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 2: they probably know. That's what happened to her.

829
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,879
Speaker 4: She doesn't own her own hard and I think that's

830
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,799
Speaker 4: what Taylor Swift went through right where she didn't own

831
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 4: her masters or something didn't read she had to read

832
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 4: or threaten to like re record it. I was doing

833
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 4: that his first album. He doesn't own the masters and

834
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 4: so he's not getting any money from it, and he

835
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 4: tried to buy it back from them and they said no,

836
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 4: they are and so he's re recording. Also what I'm saying,

837
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 4: he's so cool anyway.

838
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 2: So yeah, I feel like I just read about Khalis so.

839
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 3: This was one may remember puff Daddy and oh.

840
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course I've been wondering about what happened.

841
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 4: Well, I mean apparently he was on like some of

842
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 4: the biggest hits of the nineties, of course, and then

843
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 4: whatever his deal was, I don't think that money is

844
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 4: coming anymore, just like residuals die. Yeah, of course, because

845
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 4: he doesn't own his music. And he said the same thing.

846
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 4: He tried to buy his master's back from Puff Daddy

847
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 4: for two million. They were friends when they started, and

848
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 4: puff Dady said no.

849
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 2: Puff Daddy just does not have enough money.

850
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 3: That's so much money, you know, So yeah.

851
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:49,280
Speaker 2: Puff Daddy were disappointed. Pee Yady, Yeah, did you please

852
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 2: do the right what? Uh? I think that's why we

853
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 2: did puff Daddy p Diddy Diddy Diddy did he and

854
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 2: then we returned to puff Daddy, Puff Puff. I think

855
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 2: it's just puff puffy. It's never too right to do

856
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 2: the wrong, to late to do the right, It's never

857
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 2: too late to do the right thing. You tune in

858
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 2: for Black Gossip every week. Janelle has unveiled what's going

859
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 2: on with Yes, we all know, man, turn it around plan.

860
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 2: You've got enough money. America will forgive you. We will forge,

861
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 2: We forgive ever single. Yeah, single right after right in

862
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 2: the middle of the whole raucous Yeah, I feel a

863
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 2: single about doing the right thing. What Yeah, Brendan just

864
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 2: wrote it for you, man, very Steve, I'm now the

865
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 2: puff Daddy of the world.

866
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 4: I have a puff Daddy story. You all that you

867
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 4: have to tell it in a line with my egg

868
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 4: in my pocket type thing.

869
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 2: Any we found puffed add in your pocket. He's a

870
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 2: tiny thing. He's a small man. Yeah.

871
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 4: I so first time, first couple of years in New

872
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 4: York going to fashion school, so broke, Like I had

873
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 4: told my mom I had found an apartment and I've

874
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,240
Speaker 4: had him. I was like crashing all over the city

875
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 4: and this I met this.

876
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 3: Girl and we're still kind of friends.

877
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 2: It's so fun.

878
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,360
Speaker 3: We just found each other on Facebook. But she was

879
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 3: just like you know those New York girls where he's

880
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 3: like I know this.

881
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,959
Speaker 4: Person in there and I'm just like what. But she's

882
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 4: like slumming it, you know.

883
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 2: With me.

884
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 4: That's when everybody when it was like cool to act

885
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 4: like you're poor, you know what I mean. Anyway, So

886
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 4: one night I'm hanging out with her. She's like, oh,

887
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 4: I gotta have dinner with this guy.

888
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 2: Do you want to go? And I'm like, dinner? You know,

889
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 2: I do not care who this man's fun? Who the man?

890
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 2: You said? Dinner?

891
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 4: So we go and it's this fancy restaurant and then

892
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 4: it's boof daddy what.

893
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 2: So this is like.

894
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 4: Sixteen years ago or something like that, And I, like,

895
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 4: I said, I did not give a fuck. So they're

896
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 4: talking and I am destroyed, like everything that comes.

897
00:44:55,400 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 2: I mean, her son shop to swim.

898
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 3: At one point there was this like tray of shrimp cocktail.

899
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 2: And it was you know, in the fancy but they

900
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 2: put it like in a circle Vegas of course.

901
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 4: But this is you know, early two thousands when I

902
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 4: was classy. Yeah, yeah, this was about past now and uh,

903
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 4: I guess I was just killing m and so Bummy says,

904
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 4: do you want more? Have asked that question, my buf daddy,

905
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,839
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm about this so long.

906
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 2: I said, four of them are in your persons. But

907
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:46,839
Speaker 2: I said, yeah, hey sure girl. He said, yo yo yo,

908
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 2: give her all the shp is this woman came because

909
00:45:53,040 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 2: the shirt was a terrible It's like the woman comes

910
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 2: back and she puts it right in front of me.

911
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,720
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, I just kept eating.

912
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: How many.

913
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 2: Who knows? I probably have either.

914
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 5: Boys just foam mercury, not only I remember being in

915
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 5: New York and eating a slice a day like I

916
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 5: was like pizza, I looked so fucking good.

917
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 4: I was just I was, you know, like pursuing fashion

918
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,919
Speaker 4: able to fit in the clothes you can tell me ship.

919
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 3: But my hair was falling like I was starving.

920
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 4: And I remember like feeling probably the euphoria from when

921
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:41,399
Speaker 4: your brain is like.

922
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 2: Oh the body is not hanging out, feeling pretty.

923
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 4: Good, and then going home and seeing my mother and

924
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 4: my mother just like crying, like looking at me like

925
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,280
Speaker 4: what is happening?

926
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 2: You know?

927
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 4: So that's when I was like, oh, I got to eat.

928
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 4: And then that shrimp opportunity came along. That was in

929
00:46:58,280 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 4: the midst of this.

930
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 2: But you probably kept you going for years. I hadn't.

931
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 2: I didn't give a fuck who he was. I was

932
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 2: just like, please, sir, give me more shrimp. Of course,

933
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 2: may I have more shrimp? That's a flood home like

934
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,479
Speaker 2: I mean, I still do that. It's incredible, and you're

935
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 2: still in touch with him obviously that's been shrimp.

936
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 4: You know, after you're full and embarrassment, it's here your

937
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:21,280
Speaker 4: life holy.

938
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 2: But at that point it's just like keep going. There's

939
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 2: no coming back from being caught eating too many shrimp.

940
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 2: When you're finally like okay, what yes, more shrimp. Oh

941
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 2: that's yo, yo yo, give him all. I'll never forget this. Wow,

942
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:46,479
Speaker 2: that's truly beautiful. Thank you. I kept me another year

943
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 2: of life. He saved you. You can credit him with

944
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,399
Speaker 2: saving your life. So I guess he's done one good thing.

945
00:47:55,520 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 2: We forgive him for everything else, got it? Yeah? Yeah,

946
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 2: that concludes that segment. I'm going to give you a

947
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 2: choice of games. One is called gift or a curse.

948
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,240
Speaker 2: One is called gift master, gift or a curse. Okay,

949
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 2: I need a number between one and ten. Eight. Okay,

950
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 2: I'm going to calculate a few things here. Oh well, shoot,

951
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 2: I don't know what. I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow. Man,

952
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 2: you've got my planner. No, I'm on Netflix. Watch my

953
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 2: Netflix quarter hour. If someone introduced me the other night,

954
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 2: I was like, bitch, you didn't have to say that.

955
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 2: You didn't have to say quarter hour, just say I'm

956
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 2: on Netflix. You ain't have to reduce it down to

957
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes in the intro because that just sounds lame,

958
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 2: even though it was amazing and I got a lot

959
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 2: of money for it, so you know what you could,

960
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 2: you know, go fuck yourself. But so, but you guys,

961
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 2: go check it out.

962
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 4: Fifteen minutes it feels like an hour, not in a

963
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,959
Speaker 4: bad way, just that I packed so many jokes into

964
00:48:56,040 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 4: it and then go on my website smoking a blunt

965
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 4: in the picture.

966
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 3: My mom hates it. I don't know why I've chosen

967
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 3: to keep.

968
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 4: That up, because now everybody thinks I'm doing some like

969
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,800
Speaker 4: weird weed comedy. I maybe mentioned it once or twice,

970
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:14,439
Speaker 4: but people think I'm like Theug Benson or some shit now.

971
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,919
Speaker 4: But anyway, I look hot in it. That's that's why

972
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 4: I put it up. I look hot in it anyway.

973
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 4: Go on my website and you can see all my

974
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 4: tour dates and uh, come see me around uh in

975
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 4: LA and come in the audience and actually laughs, So

976
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 4: you know, don't be one of these non impressed with

977
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,720
Speaker 4: everything motherfuckers that keep popping up in these bar shows

978
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 4: around here. Like everybody is so unimpressed in LA, Like

979
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,839
Speaker 4: I'm up here being a clown for you?

980
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 2: Can you?

981
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 4: I know, I'm funny, Like stop fucking playing. Why don't

982
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 4: you just like enjoy something for once? And so if

983
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 4: you're one of those people that actually laugh, come through

984
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 4: and see me there, and you know, just follow me

985
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 4: on the socials. Guys, I'm you know, I'm.

986
00:49:55,719 --> 00:50:01,360
Speaker 2: I've given I've given you too much, chun. I have

987
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 2: to find a new way to calculate these things that

988
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 2: you're out of control. You're absolutely I take everything back.

989
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 2: You're talking too much. Enough is enough. We have a

990
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 2: game to play here, and you're here criticizing the horrible

991
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 2: audiences in Los Angeles. Then they are very bad. I

992
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,359
Speaker 2: don't even do stand up and I know they're bad.

993
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 2: Why are you here? But why are you here? Stay home? Oh?

994
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 2: All that aside we're gonna play a game and let

995
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 2: me explain what's gonna happen. I'm gonna name three things

996
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 2: and you're gonna tell me if they're a gift or

997
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 2: a curse and why. Okay, the first thing gift or

998
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 2: a curse, throw pillows. I'm gonna go a curse because

999
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 2: who gives you throw pillows unless you specifically asks for them.

1000
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,879
Speaker 2: So that's kind of presumptuous that you think you're gonna

1001
00:50:56,920 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 2: pick out something, but you know I'm stop you right now. Okay,

1002
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 2: just the general concept of oh I thought it was,

1003
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,399
Speaker 2: but people give you as a gift, Like why would

1004
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 2: you didn't explain it? I explain it. This is this

1005
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 2: is my fault as a host. Okay, start over, first

1006
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 2: strike against me ever so high?

1007
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 4: So you have to explain ship like to the minutia

1008
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 4: like I'm in space right now.

1009
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 2: Okay, the gift or a cursed throw pillows, right gift?

1010
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,959
Speaker 2: Why As someone who frequently falls asleep on her.

1011
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 4: Couch, I'm glad I don't got to go get up

1012
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 4: and get go and get another pillow, because then I

1013
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 4: would end up in bed where I'm.

1014
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:48,800
Speaker 2: Supposed to do. You have a lot of throw pillows.

1015
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 2: I don't know, don't know. Well, you're living sort of

1016
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 2: temporarily in a loss. I don't live anywhere. It's basically

1017
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 2: you're kind of a vagabone. Yeah.

1018
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:01,439
Speaker 3: And so my current place it's super cute. You should

1019
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 3: come over. But and it has two throw pillows. But

1020
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 3: they're comfy.

1021
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 2: Are they good looking? They're good looking.

1022
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 4: This place is decorated, like people are really stepping up

1023
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 4: their rental games.

1024
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:16,359
Speaker 2: Out like this in the Airbnb situation or what. No,

1025
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 2: it's a it's a house that but not through Airbnb.

1026
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 3: I got referred.

1027
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 4: It was like, oh I stayed, and so this couple

1028
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 4: mainly rents the people in entertainment industry. Oh so it's

1029
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 4: like kind of like word of mouth right hand down thing,

1030
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 4: which is the same where I got my apartment in

1031
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 4: New York.

1032
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:39,439
Speaker 2: It's just like comedians all talk to each other. Of course. Yeah,

1033
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 2: and this is how you found your way to to

1034
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 2: throw pillows. Yes, I over explain everything. No, you have

1035
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 2: a deep system of referrals that lead to throw pillows. Yes,

1036
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,839
Speaker 2: but if you think they are a gift, yeah, what

1037
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 2: do you think? I think you're zero for one? Are

1038
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 2: an absolute curve? Well, they're so expensive. It's so difficult

1039
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 2: to find, but I do need them, and so it's

1040
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 2: just a constant thing. Anytime I'm at Target, I'm at

1041
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 2: you know whatever boutique, I'm looking at throw pillows and

1042
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 2: it's haunting me. But I don't want to I never

1043
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 2: want to spend the money. It's too much to commit.

1044
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 2: It's way too much to commit. And I feel like

1045
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 2: you have to have multi. I mean, when you tell

1046
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 2: me you have two throw that doesn't feel like enough

1047
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 2: to me. Is this couch a foot long? No, it's no.

1048
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 2: But they're substantial, Okay, they must be huge.

1049
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 3: The couch itself is very cushy.

1050
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 2: Okay, so you don't they need but for decoor purposes.

1051
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 2: I feel like unless you have I'll show you a pick. Look,

1052
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 2: we'll throw pillow expert.

1053
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 1: What.

1054
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 2: No, you're wrong, You're absolutely wrong. And I think that

1055
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 2: most of America is going to be on my side here.

1056
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 2: I think there are a curse. I have four currently.

1057
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,760
Speaker 2: I hate all four of them. My dog is destroyed

1058
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 2: to Target. You bought them, Yeah, I bought them, Okay,

1059
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 2: I just you feel like you mad. So I made

1060
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 2: the wrong choice.

1061
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:11,920
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.

1062
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,840
Speaker 4: I don't think it's throw pillows, and your problem is

1063
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 4: you made.

1064
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:18,399
Speaker 2: Maybe I need just an assistant to buy my throw

1065
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 2: pillows just so like I don't have to sure they're out. Oh,

1066
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 2: I guarantee you somebody as their throw pillow person. Yes,

1067
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 2: that's that is the goal. I'll get you a referral. Okay,

1068
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:34,240
Speaker 2: so you're I mean, you're off to a horrible start.

1069
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 2: Zero for zero so far, all right, give me another chance.

1070
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 2: Up next, we're going to go gift her a curse.

1071
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 2: You know it, you use it. It's on your phone,

1072
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:55,320
Speaker 2: it's on your computer. It's Twitter. Oh curse.

1073
00:54:56,239 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, because only people who want to hear themselves talk

1074
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 4: on there, and we're the worst people, you know. And

1075
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 4: it's so easy to forget that it's such a small

1076
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 4: percentage of the population on it, and that you've chosen

1077
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 4: the people you follow.

1078
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 2: I think people forget.

1079
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 4: About as well, and just people think you're having real discourse,

1080
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 4: but you're not. It forces you to speak to people

1081
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 4: you would never fucking talk to in your life, and

1082
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 4: I think that's okay. You don't all need to be friends,

1083
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Like I don't, I know,

1084
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 4: I don't like you, like right, Like I don't. It

1085
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 4: makes you. Yeah, it forces these relationships that are just stressful, right,

1086
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,280
Speaker 4: and nothing you would choose for yourself in the real world.

1087
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 4: Arguing with people you would never speak to. Well, I

1088
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 4: don't get into arguments anymore, but I used to be like,

1089
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 4: fuck you type over what sort of things? I mean politics,

1090
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 4: of course, or just I mean the other thing about Twitter. Yeah,

1091
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:01,320
Speaker 4: it's the same thing for seeing you to have conversations

1092
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:03,800
Speaker 4: where you know, I know everyone hates Facebook or whatever.

1093
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,240
Speaker 2: I don't know how it became.

1094
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 4: It's like the Apple and and you know, like the

1095
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,319
Speaker 4: cool people are on Twitter or whatever the fuck is,

1096
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:13,320
Speaker 4: they're both hell holes. We just choose our own personal health.

1097
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 4: But what I liked about Facebook is you choose. If

1098
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 4: you don't go to a fan page, everyone can't talk

1099
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 4: to you.

1100
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 2: Right. Twitter is all over the world.

1101
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 4: People are just yelling if you so, and there's so

1102
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:27,799
Speaker 4: many awful people on there or bots or whatever the

1103
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 4: fuck is happening. If I go on there and say

1104
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,240
Speaker 4: good morning to somebody's like nigger, Like, it's.

1105
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 2: Just it's truth.

1106
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 4: It's people just who want to start shit right at

1107
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 4: seven thirty am.

1108
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 2: If someone replies that you at seven thirty am, you

1109
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 2: know that person's person or you.

1110
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 4: Get with one of those, you wake up and next

1111
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 4: at two thirty am their time, they're like doing a

1112
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 4: whole paragraph. It's just it's too many nutcases. It's a

1113
00:56:55,760 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 4: terse and it's affecting our democracy, you know what I mean.

1114
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:02,839
Speaker 4: And it's just like these are the people that are

1115
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,439
Speaker 4: affecting people on Twitter, the worst person in the world.

1116
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,719
Speaker 4: Trump is on there and that's his favorite ship. Why

1117
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 4: would you want anything that's his favorite ship?

1118
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 2: Is no favorite ship. Don't come on my podcast. You

1119
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 2: know this is a strongly Trump podcast gossip. You don't

1120
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 2: come on here for my president. No, I don't even

1121
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 2: We have to just be very clear. This is yeah,

1122
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 2: Trump is not my president. You have to be very careful.

1123
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 2: I know that is canceled. I think whether I finally

1124
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 2: I'm free, Yeah, of course. I mean, do you want

1125
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 2: to know? I mean, I mean, you convince me that

1126
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 2: it's not I would respect you. There's no way, no

1127
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 2: way in a thousand years I can convince convince you

1128
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,919
Speaker 2: it's not a curse. It's the worst thing I mean

1129
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 2: that's happened to any of us. I mean a lot

1130
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 2: of good things have come to it for me because

1131
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:00,919
Speaker 2: of it, and it helps me get into the industry. Yeah,

1132
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 2: that's why it's a curse. It's an absolute track. If

1133
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 2: I wasn't in comedy, I would not be on it.

1134
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:08,960
Speaker 2: No way, I don't give up. What the fuck I wouldn't.

1135
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 2: I know way too much about people. Oh, people that

1136
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 2: on my front. I don't need to see your boudoir pictures.

1137
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1138
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,840
Speaker 3: People are just too I'm just like, what is happening?

1139
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 2: It's weird the things A lot of people have chosen

1140
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 2: to be extremely open about it. I'm like, do you

1141
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 2: have a job? No? No, I I mean I just yeah,

1142
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 2: I did.

1143
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:35,400
Speaker 4: It's too much information. I already feel like my brain

1144
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 4: is filled with lyrics and fucking god celebrity gossip, and

1145
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 4: it's like taking up space where.

1146
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 2: I could be learning other ship.

1147
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 4: Now I gotta know what fucking Bob from the job

1148
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,480
Speaker 4: I did three years ago is likes in the bedroom.

1149
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,800
Speaker 2: It's just ridiculous. I can't take it. I would never

1150
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 2: be on there. Okay, absolutely correct. It's a curse. It's

1151
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 2: the worst. I mean, we all know it is. Yeah,

1152
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 2: it's an unescapable Yeah, I don't know how to end it.

1153
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 2: People leave all the time is what I tell us, Yeah,

1154
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 2: but we cannot get away from it.

1155
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 3: I've taken breaks as the best I felt.

1156
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you as soon as you come back,

1157
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 2: you're like, I've have you ever done the mistake of

1158
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 2: looking right before? Like in bead before you try to

1159
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 2: go to sleep every single night, every single night, I

1160
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 2: can't get away from it. And then I wake up

1161
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 2: and I do it again, and I'm like, oh, what

1162
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:25,919
Speaker 2: a beautiful way to book.

1163
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 4: And that's the one thing I've been better on is

1164
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 4: not looking at that ship like at least an hour

1165
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 4: before I go to sleep.

1166
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 2: But I've made the mistake of being in bed.

1167
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 3: Can't get to sleep as fast as I want that.

1168
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 4: Open up Twitter and like the first thing you see

1169
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 4: just makes your heart like hurts.

1170
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 2: And then you're like why, brain is just spinning and yeah, oh, what's.

1171
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 4: The existence of life? You know, what's the point of life?

1172
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 4: Now that that's what I'm going to sleep? Want hell Escape, Hellscape,

1173
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 4: Hell's Gate. Okay, here's another one. Give her a curse.

1174
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 4: Rye Bread just controversial as Twitter.

1175
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I know what that is.

1176
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:08,120
Speaker 2: That's the white people said bread. It's like it's like

1177
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 2: it's got like a particularly No, it's more of a like.

1178
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 2: I don't even have to describe it, like on a Ruben.

1179
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:21,919
Speaker 2: It's oh, I don't like Rubens, but I have had it,

1180
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 2: and I don't know if the bread contributed positively. It's

1181
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 2: a strong flavor. For sure.

1182
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say it's a curse because if I've had

1183
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,720
Speaker 4: it and I liked it, and I haven't, If I

1184
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 4: had it and I liked it, I would have had

1185
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 4: it again, had it again. Sure, I didn't know it

1186
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 4: was something. To have a real opinion.

1187
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 2: Unbelievable. You would go about your day thinking you shouldn't

1188
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 2: have a strong opinion about ryebread.

1189
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 3: What is this Twitter?

1190
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 2: You've got to have an opinion on every single thing,

1191
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 2: and you have to be able to determine if it's

1192
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 2: evil or good, and you failed to because rye bread

1193
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 2: is a gift. Huh. I wasn't wild about rye bread

1194
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 2: the first time I tried it. Look, I don't think

1195
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 2: a lot of people are. But I think it's delicious.

1196
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 2: It's a nice, complex flavor. It's I can't describe it,

1197
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 2: almost medicinal, which is not a great thing to describe

1198
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 2: a thing your sandwiches are Yeah, if you haven't had

1199
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 2: Rye bread, do.

1200
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 4: They send it by a slice so I can just

1201
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 4: try it. I have one slice of r I was

1202
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 4: told it was good. I don't want to make a commitment.

1203
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 2: You've got to have a good rub and it's delicious.

1204
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:40,520
Speaker 2: It's an absolute gift. And Janelle has has failed the game.

1205
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 2: She's gotten one out of three. Thought. You know, you

1206
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 2: stumbled through this thing and I don't even know what

1207
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 2: to tell you. It's an embarrassing day for both of us.

1208
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 2: But that's fine. You know. You you wake up, you

1209
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:57,440
Speaker 2: think things are going well, and then your Saturday just

1210
01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:01,240
Speaker 2: gets leveled. It's a shame. We're gonna move on to

1211
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:04,400
Speaker 2: the final segment of this podcast. It's called I Said

1212
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:08,080
Speaker 2: No Questions. People are writing into I Said No Questions

1213
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 2: at gmail dot com. They have to find gifts for

1214
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:13,040
Speaker 2: people in their lives. We're gonna try to help one

1215
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,479
Speaker 2: or two of them. Let me read you a letter

1216
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 2: I've received recently, Bridger, my friend invited us to a

1217
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:24,560
Speaker 2: party for her cat's tenth birthday. Do I bring a gift?

1218
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 2: And what should it be? That's from Dawn in Reno, Nevada.

1219
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 2: The cat is turning ten years old. Someone is throwing

1220
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 2: the cat a birthday party? Does she have to bring

1221
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,160
Speaker 2: a gift? And if so? What? Okay? So first let

1222
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:45,959
Speaker 2: me say I'm opposed to this whole situation, but.

1223
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 3: I'm gonna entertain because this is not my show.

1224
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:50,280
Speaker 2: Uh.

1225
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 4: If I were going to a cat birthday party, you've

1226
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:58,280
Speaker 4: been asked them anyway, it slash mail stripper anyway?

1227
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:04,800
Speaker 2: Why would I get dressed and leave my house anyway? Uh? Food,

1228
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:07,960
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck cats want? What are

1229
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 2: you gonna get it? The goddamn I think in this situation,

1230
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 2: and we're in front of Stephen right now. Stephen has

1231
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 2: a cat podcast. The per cast you do. I don't

1232
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 2: like this is Stephen. I am so sorry You're not

1233
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 2: gonna be on his podcast, and I'm gonna make sure

1234
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 2: of it. They don't like me, that's the other on

1235
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 2: the Bad Cat Vibe. No, I'm chilling. I usually I'm like, hey,

1236
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 2: no problem.

1237
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:34,040
Speaker 4: So they know they don't like me, and then they

1238
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:38,680
Speaker 4: come straight to me and I'm allergic, Like that's a problem.

1239
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,880
Speaker 4: And so it's just all size they like, they're too quiet.

1240
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 4: I just can't take it. I'm just jumping for cats.

1241
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:47,480
Speaker 4: Like I need pattern or sure you need something? You

1242
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:49,840
Speaker 4: look down and say, I can't take it. You know

1243
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 4: I don't need you don't like the prowling. Well, Donna's

1244
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,080
Speaker 4: comes to the I was a cat in my last

1245
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 4: life and that's why because we are like competing right

1246
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:01,840
Speaker 4: away like cats, I look mean cats like up stair

1247
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 4: at each other.

1248
01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:07,960
Speaker 2: Man like, bitch, what the fuck you look at it at? Yeah,

1249
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 2: you're a cat lady. It's sneaky like me. Uh okay,

1250
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:13,880
Speaker 2: well then, don I'm not going to allow Janelle to

1251
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:16,920
Speaker 2: give you any advice here. I'm gonna tell you do

1252
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:20,560
Speaker 2: something else. I'm going to tell you this party is

1253
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,720
Speaker 2: going to be a lot of fun, and you should

1254
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:26,240
Speaker 2: take a gift because cat toys are so cheap. Head

1255
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:28,960
Speaker 2: down to your local pet store or even your grocery

1256
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 2: store and get cats will be entertained. Actually, don't even

1257
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:35,280
Speaker 2: buy anything. Find a box in your house, just a

1258
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:38,920
Speaker 2: small box. Wrap that up. The cat is going to

1259
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,760
Speaker 2: love to sit in a box. Take the box. I've

1260
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:43,320
Speaker 2: solved your problem. You didn't have to pay a cent.

1261
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 2: Everyone of the party is going to be deeply confused

1262
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 2: while you brought an empty box. But the cat will

1263
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:50,320
Speaker 2: know there we go. I like that gift cost nothing.

1264
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 2: Stephen does that feel like a decent cat? And I

1265
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 2: think people think it's funny too. There we go. You're

1266
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:59,160
Speaker 2: the star of the party. The cat is now resenting

1267
01:04:59,160 --> 01:04:59,960
Speaker 2: you for even coming.

1268
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 3: Steven, you have cat parties.

1269
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:02,880
Speaker 2: Stephen doesn't have cat parties.

1270
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:03,440
Speaker 1: Doesn't care.

1271
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:07,640
Speaker 4: She would go into another. That is her birthday in

1272
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:09,560
Speaker 4: this letter. We don't know this question.

1273
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

1274
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 2: It should we discuss that more? Do we all? Instantly? No?

1275
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 2: I don't know, Okay, enjoy uh Dawn, moving on. We've

1276
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:30,520
Speaker 2: got one more here, Bridger. Our friends are having a

1277
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:33,840
Speaker 2: housewarming party and we want to get something they'll actually use.

1278
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:37,480
Speaker 2: Any suggestions, thanks, Eric in Detroit.

1279
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:41,000
Speaker 4: Oh, Detroit, I was gonna because la I'm gonna if

1280
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,960
Speaker 4: it's la humidifire got you.

1281
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,560
Speaker 2: Oh that's not a bad idea.

1282
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:47,640
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that I would love anybody who You

1283
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:52,600
Speaker 4: cannot have too many out here Detroit housewarming gift?

1284
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:57,800
Speaker 2: Well, No, we're divided on the throw pillow situation. Look,

1285
01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 2: throw pillows. If you brought throat pillows to my how

1286
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:02,480
Speaker 2: swarming party, I'd be thrilled on it takes a lot

1287
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:04,720
Speaker 2: off my plate with neon pink.

1288
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:05,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1289
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:10,880
Speaker 2: The problem is that you bring a decor is go across. Yeah,

1290
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:12,480
Speaker 2: then they've just got something they have to stuff in

1291
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 2: a closet or something. So avoid decor. I think unless

1292
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:17,720
Speaker 2: you like are really on the same wavelength, which I

1293
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:20,560
Speaker 2: doubt you are because you've written into this podcast. I

1294
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:25,240
Speaker 2: mean you so many How good friends are you? Yeah?

1295
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:27,600
Speaker 2: What you trying to spend? You want to do like

1296
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:30,920
Speaker 2: a zero to one hundred dollars, Let's let's give him

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01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:34,160
Speaker 2: a range of zero to five thousand dollars. Ship just

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01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:38,440
Speaker 2: gonna go ahead and get him a vest, but a

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Speaker 2: little something to zip around town and trying to think,

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Speaker 2: I mean any one of the gadgets that are you know,

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Speaker 2: install it? Oh? People vite to mix? What do you

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Speaker 2: make anything at home?

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Speaker 3: Happens?

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Speaker 2: I do? Could? What do you put in an instant

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01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,760
Speaker 2: pot soup? That's what come to my apartment teach me

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01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,960
Speaker 2: how to know? But I need to learn to make

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01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:01,919
Speaker 2: food in my apartment. It's embarrassing.

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Speaker 4: I used to be like like housewife mom, I like

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01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:09,560
Speaker 4: learned how to cook because it's cheap.

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Speaker 2: Of course, and it saves you so much money. And

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01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:13,919
Speaker 2: I'm throwing money down the trail.

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Speaker 4: Instipot is cool in that you can basically just throw

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01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,520
Speaker 4: shit in there that you know, complimentsage and it will

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Speaker 4: be a meal.

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Speaker 2: So what kind of souper you're making? Chicken toothia, chicken soup, stew? Oh,

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01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:27,920
Speaker 2: stroking off?

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Speaker 3: That's not soup. But I've made that in there, I've made.

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Speaker 2: Let's see.

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Speaker 3: And also I want to say, you don't need it

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Speaker 3: in a lot of these things are.

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Speaker 4: The benefit is you can put it on in the

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01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:41,960
Speaker 4: morning and then that yeah, right, but all these things

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Speaker 4: can be made on this stove.

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Speaker 2: Sure, But what else have I made in there? Like

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01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:53,520
Speaker 2: french onion, vegetable soup? You know? K the other night

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Speaker 2: I was dying for soup. I was yelping soup. Nobody

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01:07:56,760 --> 01:08:01,240
Speaker 2: serves soup, No, no delivery. They can't be trusted. So well,

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01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:02,960
Speaker 2: and then you're getting a cold soup And then why

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01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:05,240
Speaker 2: why am I even eating this? I'd rather eat the

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01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:11,520
Speaker 2: cold burger that I ordered. Everything is cold. Yeah, yeah,

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01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 2: so I'm igagink that's not a bad idea instant pod.

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01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:17,840
Speaker 2: I uh, airfryers are in the airs. I feel like

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01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:20,439
Speaker 2: air friers are going to go away real fast. I

1334
01:08:20,479 --> 01:08:25,160
Speaker 2: don't know it feels like right back in. Once you

1335
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:30,240
Speaker 2: tell your friends, don't tell us, don't get an instant fire.

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Speaker 2: That feels like something in twenty years that like a

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01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:37,519
Speaker 2: fondue pod or something. Right, Uh, Eric, I don't know.

1338
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:39,960
Speaker 2: We've said a bunch of things here. I have one out.

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01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:44,040
Speaker 2: Janelle's got an idea. There's services depending also there in

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Speaker 2: a city where you can get a weekly flower delivery.

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01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:51,400
Speaker 2: Oh that's not bad. And we've given them zero to

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Speaker 2: five thousand dollars limits, so even it's for even it's.

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Speaker 3: For if it's for a month, oh yeah.

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01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:00,599
Speaker 2: Four or whatever, to have fresh cut flowers in your

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01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:03,559
Speaker 2: house Cliver, Yeah, that'd be nice. That's a great like

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01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:06,280
Speaker 2: a little poor thing that I've been doing, like like

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01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:09,640
Speaker 2: a gift to myself thing. Oh yeah, it makes a

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01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:11,240
Speaker 2: huge difference. You can go to, you know, just the

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01:09:11,280 --> 01:09:13,840
Speaker 2: grocery store, you get some decent flowers. But if you

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01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:17,160
Speaker 2: get this person a subscription, yeah, that'd be nice. They'll

1351
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:21,559
Speaker 2: never forget you. I'd like that, listeners. Janelle would like

1352
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,280
Speaker 2: some flowers. She wants to be signed up for a

1353
01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:26,000
Speaker 2: subscription service. I don't know how many times I have

1354
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:31,400
Speaker 2: to tell you. She obviously is very sad. And needs

1355
01:09:31,479 --> 01:09:35,120
Speaker 2: some flowers in her rental. That's how we're going to

1356
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:37,200
Speaker 2: leave this podcast. Get that gag when you see how

1357
01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:40,080
Speaker 2: nice it is. I can't believe it. I can't what

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01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:42,479
Speaker 2: I was staying the last year. Well, first thing, you're

1359
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 2: coming to my place to teach me how to make

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01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:47,160
Speaker 2: a soup, leaving my apartment until I have I'm going

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01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:48,120
Speaker 2: to buy an instant pot.

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Speaker 4: So last year, when I was here in La and

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01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:54,439
Speaker 4: it rained like for like three minutes, my friend was

1364
01:09:54,479 --> 01:09:57,880
Speaker 4: coming on and she always tells everybody because it rained

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01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:00,800
Speaker 4: for like three minutes, I had like candle, I had

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01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:03,920
Speaker 4: soup going. It was like she said, it was so

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Speaker 4: hot in my house. I was just so happy, like,

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Speaker 4: oh my god, winter.

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Speaker 2: A change, a change in temperater I immediately went to

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Speaker 2: wood cabin in the woods, like I love soup. Is

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01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:18,519
Speaker 2: the point of that story, Oh, we should all be

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01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:23,240
Speaker 2: making more soup. So she filling so many different options. Okay,

1373
01:10:23,479 --> 01:10:26,680
Speaker 2: well that's soon into my soup pocket. That's not a

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01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:31,320
Speaker 2: bad idea. I've listened to that, Janelle. It's been an

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Speaker 2: absolute pleasure time. Thank you so much for being here.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna put this thing into use on some level. Yes,

1377
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:41,360
Speaker 2: and I'm going to try to be a little bit more.

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01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:42,840
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be like I'm gonna see you on the

1379
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:44,200
Speaker 3: street and be like, Bridgie, are you.

1380
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:45,759
Speaker 2: Gonna be like? I have a meeting? It's in my bag.

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01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:52,439
Speaker 2: The first thing I'm putting in here is Janelle dash soup. Yes,

1382
01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:56,240
Speaker 2: and we'll figure it out. Check it off, baby, all right,

1383
01:10:56,479 --> 01:10:58,880
Speaker 2: everybody have a wonderful recipe your day. I love you.

1384
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:02,000
Speaker 2: I said no gift. This isn't exactly right production. It's

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01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:05,760
Speaker 2: engineered by Earth Angel Stephen Ray Morris. The theme song

1386
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:08,800
Speaker 2: is by Miracle Worker Amy Mann. You can follow the

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01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:11,839
Speaker 2: show on Instagram and Twitter. At I said no gifts.

1388
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:15,080
Speaker 2: And if you have a question or need help getting

1389
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:17,880
Speaker 2: a gift for someone in your life, email me at

1390
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:21,080
Speaker 2: I said no gifts at gmail dot com. Listen and

1391
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:24,960
Speaker 2: subscribe on Apple podcast, Stitcher or wherever you found me.

1392
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:27,360
Speaker 2: And why not leave a review while you're at it?

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Speaker 1: Hello?

1394
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:31,640
Speaker 2: And why did you hear.

1395
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:38,960
Speaker 1: Gonta mad? Myself perfectly clear? But you're I guess to me.

1396
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:48,080
Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty And I said no guests,

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01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:55,080
Speaker 1: your presences, presents, and no, I'm already too much stuff.

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01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:57,200
Speaker 2: So how did you Dad?

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01:11:57,280 --> 01:12:02,200
Speaker 1: To surbey me, became

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Speaker 4: Within