WEBVTT - Were Nazis Drug-Fueled Crankheads?

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, a production of My

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<v Speaker 1>Heart Radios How Stuff Works. Hey, and welcome to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Josh Clark, and there's Charles W. Chuck Bryant, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's other Josh over there, the O J. You're the

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<v Speaker 1>O G. Yes, he's the O J. That's right. We

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<v Speaker 1>should probably come up with a different nickname for you, Josh.

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<v Speaker 1>That's tried. Um. So, oh, yeah, this is Stuff you

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<v Speaker 1>Should Know the podcast Nazi Crankhead Edition. We've been doing

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<v Speaker 1>a lot on Nazis lately, have we. I guess we have.

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<v Speaker 1>We did the July twenty plot to assassinate Hitler this one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a lot. It's a lot. Uh, yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 1>I thought this is interesting and I remember hearing a

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<v Speaker 1>lot about this when um, I mean there's been plenty

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<v Speaker 1>of people in books about Nazis doing lots of drugs.

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<v Speaker 1>The big one that came out called Blitzed from author

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<v Speaker 1>Nomen Ohler really made a lot of hey in the

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<v Speaker 1>news for sure. Um, it was a it was a

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<v Speaker 1>big deal when it came out just I think in

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<v Speaker 1>two thousands seventeen, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>endorsing that book is a good read. Have you read it?

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<v Speaker 1>I read a lot of it, Okay, I got I

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<v Speaker 1>heard it's a very exhaustive book. It's pretty exhaustive, so

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<v Speaker 1>it um. I have not read it, but it does

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<v Speaker 1>seem from from some of the stuff I've read about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of the book reviews are like, yeah, this, this

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<v Speaker 1>guy's got the goods. This guy, Norman Ohler um spent

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<v Speaker 1>like five years at least in the archives. So this

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<v Speaker 1>isn't just like conjecture. This is very well researched and

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<v Speaker 1>um fact based. Well, I guess there's a little conjecture

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<v Speaker 1>to it, because he's basically saying drugs drove the Third

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<v Speaker 1>Reich initially and then just like you know, anybody becoming

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<v Speaker 1>strong out on a drug, it led to the deterioration

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<v Speaker 1>and ultimately downfall of the Third Reich. And that's a big,

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<v Speaker 1>big thing to say, Like there's there are very few

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<v Speaker 1>things in history, especially massive world changing things like the

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<v Speaker 1>Third Reich and World War Two and the Holocaust, that

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<v Speaker 1>you can just pin one thing on. And I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>he's not saying like that is it, there's nothing else

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<v Speaker 1>to it, But he's saying like this is a huge

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<v Speaker 1>contributor of it, and he's the first. He's not the

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<v Speaker 1>first person to say, yeah, the Nazis did a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of drugs, he seems to be the first author to

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<v Speaker 1>to really say, yeah, the Nazis did a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>drugs and this was the result. Yeah. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>from what I uh, the parts of the book that

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<v Speaker 1>I read and doing this research, it is it's not

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<v Speaker 1>much of a leap. So when you have facts and

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<v Speaker 1>like the number of pills, which we'll get into, and

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<v Speaker 1>what these pills were, there's just no disputing the physiological

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<v Speaker 1>effect that it has on people and what these drugs

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<v Speaker 1>do because that's why they were taking them. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>not much of a leap, even though it is some

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<v Speaker 1>conjecture to say, you know, the blitz creek was uh,

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<v Speaker 1>probably super effective because they were all on crank. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it gives blitz creek bop like a new meaning, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I I that was totally off the cuff, too off

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<v Speaker 1>the dome. Yeah. So should we talk about Old Germany

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<v Speaker 1>and sort of the seed of this whole thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but first one more thing while we're kind of on

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<v Speaker 1>this particular riff. Um, I don't know, because again I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't read the book. I don't know that Ohler is saying,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't think he is that like the Holocaust

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have happened if if Germany hadn't been hopped up

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<v Speaker 1>on drugs. Um He's something some people do say that.

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<v Speaker 1>There's some revisionist historians who say, yeah, it was it

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<v Speaker 1>was drugs that was that had gripped Hitler's mind, and

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<v Speaker 1>had he not been on drugs, the Holocaust wouldn't have happened.

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<v Speaker 1>That appears to be patently untrue. The earliest um, the

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<v Speaker 1>earliest deaths executions in the Holocaust that I found go

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<v Speaker 1>back to nineteen thirty three, and the Nazis had such

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<v Speaker 1>a tenuous grip on power that um that that they

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<v Speaker 1>had to basically make it look like these executions of

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<v Speaker 1>these four Jews at Dachau um were were for were

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<v Speaker 1>them trying to escape? Like they were shot trying to escape.

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<v Speaker 1>It was such a terrible obvious lie that three SS

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<v Speaker 1>officers and the camp commandant at Dachau were indicted for murder.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how new the Nazis were into power that they

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<v Speaker 1>these guys were indicted for murder. The indictments went away.

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<v Speaker 1>But again this was three, way early, way before anybody

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<v Speaker 1>was on drugs and UM, and the Holocaust was just

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<v Speaker 1>that was like the earliest beginnings of the Holocaust, and

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<v Speaker 1>it showed this mentality and this drive and desire to

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<v Speaker 1>carry out the Holocaust later on. So so anybody who

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<v Speaker 1>says that it was drugs that brought about the Holocaust

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<v Speaker 1>is wrong from what I understand. So you mentioned nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>thirty three, Uh, that is interesting that data is because

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<v Speaker 1>there were plenty of drugs. The Nazis weren't doing them yet,

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<v Speaker 1>but they started passing laws in nineteen thirty three as

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<v Speaker 1>one of the big first moves of the Nazis to um,

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<v Speaker 1>to clean up the land, to clean up the Weimar

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<v Speaker 1>Republic which is what Germany was basically known as from

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighteen to nineteen thirty three. Yeah, the Weimar Republic

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<v Speaker 1>was an experiment at democracy in Germany and it almost

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<v Speaker 1>took like the last five years of the republic showed

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<v Speaker 1>like economic growth. It was during the jazz Age, so

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<v Speaker 1>everybody was kind of partying, as we'll see. And UM,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't until the Great Depression started in nineteen twenty

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<v Speaker 1>nine that this really fragile republic, this really fragile democracy

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<v Speaker 1>just could not handle that kind of economic hit, and

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<v Speaker 1>it gave Hitler in the National Socialism Party this per

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<v Speaker 1>ficct entree into power by saying, first of all, we

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<v Speaker 1>can we can turn things around economically. The Wymar Republic

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't do it. And secondly, this all Wymar Republic thing,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody's on drugs, they're all degenerates. And then they used

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<v Speaker 1>that idea of degenerate art of people being on cocaine

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<v Speaker 1>and morphine, and and tied it in with Judaism. And

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<v Speaker 1>so anybody who was on drugs, anyone who was gay,

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<v Speaker 1>anyone who would say like a roma, Um, they were

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<v Speaker 1>all tied in with the Jews, and all of those

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<v Speaker 1>people were subject to the Holocaust um right out of

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<v Speaker 1>the gate. Yeah, so the stage is set. They're locking

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<v Speaker 1>up their imprisoning, their sterilizing addicts, UM, denouncing these users. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then and these are, like we said, cocaine and morphine,

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<v Speaker 1>which Germany was like one of the leading or maybe

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<v Speaker 1>the leading producer of cocaine in the world at the time. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta tell them those statistics. Yeah, in the nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>twenties Germany, UH, companies in Germany generated of the world's

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<v Speaker 1>morphine and controlled eight of the global cocaine market. That is,

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<v Speaker 1>in the nineteen twenties. Astounding, and so you can imagine

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<v Speaker 1>that the Weimar Republic is awash in this. And so

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<v Speaker 1>there really was like a lot of I mean, there

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<v Speaker 1>was tons of wow, almost just said something else. There

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<v Speaker 1>were tons of tons of horrible broken lives and addiction.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a lot of homelessness. There was a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of prostitution. There was a lot of um, a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of I mean issues and problems that the society had.

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<v Speaker 1>But there was also a lot of really interesting and

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<v Speaker 1>good things that was coming out of this combination of

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<v Speaker 1>a democracy of washing drugs. There were things like a

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<v Speaker 1>lot more gender equality than there had been before. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a lot of androgyny going on, and kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like the art and social scene, there was some really

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<v Speaker 1>good art coming out. But again the Nazis came along

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<v Speaker 1>and denounced it as degenerate art and actually held an

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<v Speaker 1>exhibition chuck in a degenerate art exhibition where they showed

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<v Speaker 1>everybody in Germany, this is bad art, and we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to destroy a lot of this and replace it with um.

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<v Speaker 1>The three k's. It was kinder couch, I think couch, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>k you with the new and Kirsch, which is family

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<v Speaker 1>home in church. And that is what our art, that

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<v Speaker 1>is what our culture is going to be about. So

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<v Speaker 1>the Weimar Republic provided this really great foil to what

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<v Speaker 1>the Nazis were kind of rousing Germany out of, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>let's all get off the cocaine, let's all get off

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<v Speaker 1>the morphine. And in fact, if you know an addict,

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<v Speaker 1>tell the cops, you neighbor, you co worker, you family member,

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<v Speaker 1>go and form on on the drug users in this country.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's let's clean Germany up. Let's clean Germany's bodies up,

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<v Speaker 1>and let's move forward with an emphasis on family home

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<v Speaker 1>in church. That's what the Nazis came to Germany with

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<v Speaker 1>in in right. And as this is going on literally,

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<v Speaker 1>as all this stuff is happening in the nineteen thirties,

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<v Speaker 1>early in mid nineteen thirties, they're denouncing these people, locking

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<v Speaker 1>them up um, talking about how toxic these drugs are.

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<v Speaker 1>Germany and companies in Germany were switching over to synthesizing

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<v Speaker 1>drugs and making speed and all kinds of drugs synthetic,

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<v Speaker 1>like precursors to OxyContin and uh, meth basically. Uh. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a firm in Berlin called the Timbler Firm, and

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<v Speaker 1>they were headed up and this is a seven by

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<v Speaker 1>man named Fritz house Child, who uh later on was

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<v Speaker 1>the sort of leading dude in East Germany's sports doping program.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's he knows what he's doing. So they synthesized

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<v Speaker 1>basically crystal meth into something and you know, at least

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<v Speaker 1>as the same kind of active ingredients as a little

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<v Speaker 1>pill called purvitin V E R V I T I

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<v Speaker 1>N and um. It wasn't just the army that uses

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll get into all that, because the German military

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<v Speaker 1>was definitely hopped up on what we now know as

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<v Speaker 1>crystal meth. But this stuff was over the counter at first,

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<v Speaker 1>and a lot of Germany was using this, housewives were

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<v Speaker 1>using it. And we should say that like the same

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<v Speaker 1>stuff was going on as benz adrine in the United States,

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<v Speaker 1>like they were. It seems like the whole world was

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<v Speaker 1>hopped up on speed in the nineteen thirties, not just

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<v Speaker 1>the thirties, like well into the sixties, well, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>starting in the nineteen thirties. Uh, And so purviton was

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<v Speaker 1>over the counter at first, eventually, uh, you know, some

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<v Speaker 1>alarm bell started going off, so they just like, we

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<v Speaker 1>might want to make this prescription. And then they said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, we don't know if the general public

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<v Speaker 1>should have this at all, but we totally want our

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<v Speaker 1>military to still have it. Yeah, it was called the

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<v Speaker 1>Stimulant Decree where the head of the German um physiology

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<v Speaker 1>department in the in the Defense ministry, his name was

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<v Speaker 1>Otto Ranki. He said, give me thirty five million of

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<v Speaker 1>those stimulant tabs because we're waging a war on exhaustion,

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<v Speaker 1>as we'll see. Let's let's before we hop into the military.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to take a break, Yes, okay, I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to starting now, George, okay, Chuck. So in

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<v Speaker 1>Germany before before there's a really important point that I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to gloss over. Germany went from this. As

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<v Speaker 1>far as the Nazis were concerned, it's kind of shiftless um,

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<v Speaker 1>high unemployment, fragile economic state where a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>were selling and doing cocaine and morphine recreationally and to

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<v Speaker 1>stave off depression. I mean, they were in a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>bad spot as a country weight or like you know, well,

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<v Speaker 1>well no not yet, not yet that was not the

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<v Speaker 1>point of it. Yet. It was strictly to get high,

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<v Speaker 1>is what they were doing in the Ymar Republic was

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<v Speaker 1>just a perk when the well, no, that was a

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<v Speaker 1>Nazi thing. So then the Nazis come along and they say,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not doing cocaine and morphine anymore. Let's try these

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<v Speaker 1>other synthetic stimulants that can be produced strictly in Germany.

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<v Speaker 1>And one of the things that is a benefit is

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<v Speaker 1>weight loss or I saw first date jitters or um

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<v Speaker 1>just self confidence, depression, anything you could think of that

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<v Speaker 1>you might need a little boost for. Purvitin was was

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<v Speaker 1>advertised for, I almost prescribed, but like you said, it

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<v Speaker 1>was over the counter. And so it's really interesting that

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<v Speaker 1>that um Norman Ohler makes this point. Around the time

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<v Speaker 1>the perviting came out and started to become into widespread use,

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<v Speaker 1>the German economy started cranking into full gear. So one

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<v Speaker 1>of the first points that Owlder makes is without this speed,

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<v Speaker 1>Germany probably wouldn't have been able to get onto wartime

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<v Speaker 1>footing as fast as it did because it happened overnight

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<v Speaker 1>in terms of like huge social social change, and that

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<v Speaker 1>was a big part of it. Was this pervitin the

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<v Speaker 1>speed that everyone in Germany was on. And now thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about you know, the German the health of the German

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<v Speaker 1>country in Germany itself. Yeah, and you know, if you

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<v Speaker 1>think about a military being hopped up on speed um,

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<v Speaker 1>it has a lot of initially may have a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of advantages and that not only are you feeling euphoric

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<v Speaker 1>and confident and you're super focused, but you can also

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<v Speaker 1>battle it up and wore it up for two days

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<v Speaker 1>straight without sleeping and still feel good. So they were

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<v Speaker 1>passing them out literally in chocolates. Uh some of them

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<v Speaker 1>were called uh ponza chocolata tank chocolate for the tank

0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:17.560
<v Speaker 1>drivers and tank crews. And then they would give them

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<v Speaker 1>to the Air Force. They would give them to pilots

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<v Speaker 1>and they called it either pilot salt or pilots chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>And between, dude, between April and July, just what is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Four months? Yes, in nineteen forty more than thirty five

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<v Speaker 1>million doses of purbiton were manufactured for the army. In

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<v Speaker 1>the Air Force alone over three three and a half

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<v Speaker 1>four months, thirty five million doses. And I mean there

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<v Speaker 1>are plenty of accounts um like on record. This is

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<v Speaker 1>not speculation at all. There was a Nobel Prize winner

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<v Speaker 1>named Einrich Bowl who won the Nobel Prize in nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>seventy two for literature, and he was he was in

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<v Speaker 1>the army back before he was an author, and like

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<v Speaker 1>the our letters home where he's like, perhaps you could

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<v Speaker 1>obtain some more purbaton for my supplies and just send

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<v Speaker 1>it on over. So they love the stuff, yeah, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they loved it, um, not not just like the the

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<v Speaker 1>actual like soldiers loved it, which they very much did

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<v Speaker 1>from all from all appearances, but also the people running

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<v Speaker 1>the show, um of the military, the Wehrmacht loved it

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<v Speaker 1>too well. They were on it themselves, sure, but they

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<v Speaker 1>also loved like the effects, like they it turned German

0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:34.120
<v Speaker 1>soldiers into like super soldiers. Basically they didn't need sleep.

0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:38.840
<v Speaker 1>They could they could hike through forests for days on end,

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<v Speaker 1>and they did. Actually, the blitz creak into France was

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<v Speaker 1>carried out over about three three plus days and um

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<v Speaker 1>Norman Ohler says in his book that in in less

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<v Speaker 1>than a hundred hours, Germany gained more land in France

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<v Speaker 1>than it did throughout the entirety of World War One,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was because it was one big push all

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<v Speaker 1>the way into France that took place over three days, NonStop.

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<v Speaker 1>There wasn't like let's let's move like twenty miles and

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<v Speaker 1>then camp for the night and then pick up the

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<v Speaker 1>next morning. It was a NonStop move into France. And

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<v Speaker 1>from what I understand, no one in in the modern

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<v Speaker 1>world had ever seen anything like that from a military.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't make any sense. And that was it for France.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, this was May of nineteen forty France.

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<v Speaker 1>France fell like almost immediately just in the face of this.

0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:32.280
<v Speaker 1>And they used the same tactic in Poland the year before,

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<v Speaker 1>and all of this was they think, it's not like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this coincides with the time that you know, the military

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<v Speaker 1>was was ordering pervitin. It's documented that pervitin was the

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<v Speaker 1>reason that this these pushes were able to happen and

0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:48.720
<v Speaker 1>why Germany looked like they really were going to take

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<v Speaker 1>over the world in the early stages of World War two. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and this stuff was, I mean, it was it was

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<v Speaker 1>from the top down. And we'll we'll get to Hitler's

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<v Speaker 1>drug use in the third act of this podcast because

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<v Speaker 1>that stuff is super interesting. Um, but it was definitely

0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:07.000
<v Speaker 1>top down, like the head of the Research Institute of

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<v Speaker 1>Defense Physiology, basically the the lead physiologist for the German military.

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<v Speaker 1>His name was Otto Runk. Yeah I mentioned him. Yeah, Yeah,

0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:19.439
<v Speaker 1>he was. He was. He was hopped up on it himself.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the one that endorses from the beginning. And basically

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<v Speaker 1>it's like medically documented that he he essentially at a

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<v Speaker 1>certain point was living in a constant state of speed

0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:36.600
<v Speaker 1>meth overdose. So uh, all right, so the army, the

0:17:36.640 --> 0:17:40.960
<v Speaker 1>Air Force, everyone's all hopped up on this drug. Um,

0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:45.120
<v Speaker 1>they are literally like prescribing this as like these young

0:17:45.280 --> 0:17:49.160
<v Speaker 1>like seventeen eighteen year old German soldiers or are signing

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<v Speaker 1>up for the army or did they sign up or

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<v Speaker 1>did they just get absorbed. It depends on when in

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<v Speaker 1>the in the war you're talking about. Towards the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the war, they had no choice. They were just drafted.

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<v Speaker 1>Well any rate, they would say like here's your outfit. Um,

0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:07.399
<v Speaker 1>it's very sharp, I think you must admit, and you

0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:09.960
<v Speaker 1>go boss yeah, And the soldier would say thinks a lot.

0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:13.000
<v Speaker 1>And they would say here's your weapon, and here's your speed,

0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:16.679
<v Speaker 1>like put this under your tongue starting now. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>then here's all the rest of your speed to carry

0:18:18.720 --> 0:18:21.720
<v Speaker 1>around with you. Just come back when you need some more. Yeah,

0:18:21.720 --> 0:18:25.280
<v Speaker 1>and the short term, you know, it's it's like we've

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<v Speaker 1>done plenty of episodes on drugs and on crystal meth,

0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:31.720
<v Speaker 1>and the short term we've been on crystal meth while

0:18:31.760 --> 0:18:36.760
<v Speaker 1>we've done the episodes that the short term effect was

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<v Speaker 1>was great and like you said, they made so many

0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:42.080
<v Speaker 1>gains so much more quickly, to the point where Churchill

0:18:42.160 --> 0:18:46.479
<v Speaker 1>was apparently dumbfounded by how fast they operated. But like,

0:18:46.560 --> 0:18:48.960
<v Speaker 1>over time, it's gonna have the effect of any other drug.

0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:53.280
<v Speaker 1>Just because it comes packaged and marketed as a prescription

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't mean it wasn't crystal meth. And over time what

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<v Speaker 1>happens is sleep deprivation and very poor decision making, not

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<v Speaker 1>sharp focus, and soldiers who would die of heart failure

0:19:06.119 --> 0:19:09.400
<v Speaker 1>or who would take their own lives during psychotic breakdowns,

0:19:10.040 --> 0:19:12.600
<v Speaker 1>and you know, withdrawal when they couldn't get their hands

0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:16.440
<v Speaker 1>on the purvitend. So this very much ended up biting

0:19:16.480 --> 0:19:22.200
<v Speaker 1>them on their German highnees. Uh, even after their initial successes. Right. Yeah,

0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:26.080
<v Speaker 1>And and um, I mean you can point to the

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<v Speaker 1>places where the where the war started to turn that

0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:36.479
<v Speaker 1>that coincide with um. You know, points where it had

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<v Speaker 1>been years that the German army had been on stimulants

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<v Speaker 1>and speed for basically every day since then, and like,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you don't even have to You could be

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<v Speaker 1>the most drug naive person in the world and you

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<v Speaker 1>still know that space staying on speed for three years,

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<v Speaker 1>there's eventually going to be a bottoming out. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>not a place where you want to be as a military,

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<v Speaker 1>especially when you're deep into Russia in the winter. If

0:20:01.880 --> 0:20:06.200
<v Speaker 1>your whole army is bottoming out after Matthews, yes, that's

0:20:06.240 --> 0:20:08.960
<v Speaker 1>not good. And that seems to be what happened. Like

0:20:09.080 --> 0:20:12.399
<v Speaker 1>one of the reasons why the Russia offensive was was

0:20:12.600 --> 0:20:16.560
<v Speaker 1>um was not was not successful. It is because there

0:20:16.640 --> 0:20:19.480
<v Speaker 1>was a lot of um, A lot of UM. I

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<v Speaker 1>keep using the word followed or bottoming out what's it

0:20:21.840 --> 0:20:25.439
<v Speaker 1>called when like you oh, crashing from speed sure and

0:20:25.480 --> 0:20:28.439
<v Speaker 1>like and and suffering from psychosis and all sorts of

0:20:28.480 --> 0:20:33.040
<v Speaker 1>other problems. And then even if it wasn't directly like

0:20:33.119 --> 0:20:36.720
<v Speaker 1>their their decision making wasn't affected or even if you

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<v Speaker 1>take all that out, being in Russia, caught in Russia

0:20:40.200 --> 0:20:44.639
<v Speaker 1>in the winter, um while being addicted to speed for

0:20:44.720 --> 0:20:48.560
<v Speaker 1>three years. That is not a good place. Your body

0:20:48.640 --> 0:20:50.200
<v Speaker 1>is not in the kind of place where it can

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<v Speaker 1>fight off pneumonia easily or stay warm easily. It's severely compromised.

0:20:56.720 --> 0:20:58.800
<v Speaker 1>Just on like say, a first dose of speed in

0:20:58.800 --> 0:21:01.439
<v Speaker 1>that situation, but after being on speed every day for

0:21:01.520 --> 0:21:04.840
<v Speaker 1>three years, that's a really bad situation. So in that sense,

0:21:05.160 --> 0:21:08.720
<v Speaker 1>at the very least, speed would have contributed to a

0:21:08.880 --> 0:21:13.199
<v Speaker 1>really huge um set back for the German Army that

0:21:13.240 --> 0:21:14.800
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people point to is one of the

0:21:15.400 --> 0:21:18.400
<v Speaker 1>at least the real nail in the coffin for Germany,

0:21:18.440 --> 0:21:22.080
<v Speaker 1>which was um Russia not being successful in Russia turning

0:21:22.080 --> 0:21:25.400
<v Speaker 1>the tides and pushing Germany back or the German army

0:21:25.760 --> 0:21:28.879
<v Speaker 1>back into Germany and then chasing it into it. That

0:21:28.960 --> 0:21:30.879
<v Speaker 1>was that was a big deal, and it's possible that

0:21:30.920 --> 0:21:34.040
<v Speaker 1>speed played a really big factor in it. Well for sure.

0:21:34.080 --> 0:21:36.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we we talked about older speculation about some

0:21:36.600 --> 0:21:39.119
<v Speaker 1>of this stuff, but again it's it's sort of a

0:21:39.240 --> 0:21:42.840
<v Speaker 1>numbers game. I mean, there there are studies that show

0:21:42.960 --> 0:21:46.959
<v Speaker 1>that if you take crystal meth a lot for three years,

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<v Speaker 1>that two thirds of the people who use that drug

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<v Speaker 1>in that way are going to suffer from serious psychosis.

0:21:54.880 --> 0:21:58.359
<v Speaker 1>So it's just a math problem. If that many pills

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<v Speaker 1>were literally being handed out in the army and they

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<v Speaker 1>were all using it for that amount of time, then

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<v Speaker 1>that means, according to studies, that two thirds of the

0:22:06.960 --> 0:22:10.920
<v Speaker 1>German army at some point we're suffering from psychosis drug

0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:15.600
<v Speaker 1>induced psychosis. That's not good. And apparently towards the end

0:22:15.640 --> 0:22:19.320
<v Speaker 1>of the war UM German chemists were trying to come

0:22:19.359 --> 0:22:21.520
<v Speaker 1>up with new drugs. There was one that didn't get

0:22:21.520 --> 0:22:24.320
<v Speaker 1>deployed UM, but that was tested or I think it

0:22:24.400 --> 0:22:26.879
<v Speaker 1>might have been deployed, I can't remember UM called Drug

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<v Speaker 1>nine or d I X Roman Numeral nine, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was basically like cocaine and morphine and then another kind

0:22:34.400 --> 0:22:38.359
<v Speaker 1>of morphine, and it was it was meant to combat

0:22:38.400 --> 0:22:42.440
<v Speaker 1>the to get the German army back on its feet, UM.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was just so over the top that it

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<v Speaker 1>was never never issued in like any kind of wide

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<v Speaker 1>supply because it was just it was basically like here, addicts,

0:22:52.840 --> 0:22:56.120
<v Speaker 1>here's a brand new super drug that's going to keep

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<v Speaker 1>you going. But it didn't quite work. But they found

0:22:59.200 --> 0:23:03.080
<v Speaker 1>I saw that in tests on on concentration camp inmates.

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<v Speaker 1>They would they would hike in a colaw in a

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<v Speaker 1>circle like ninety kilometers in a day without rest, so

0:23:11.240 --> 0:23:14.080
<v Speaker 1>it would work. But I think they also tried it

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<v Speaker 1>on some some one man subs and it didn't work

0:23:17.640 --> 0:23:22.679
<v Speaker 1>out very well. D nine So sounds like like the

0:23:22.760 --> 0:23:26.400
<v Speaker 1>dude in college that's like, dude, I got some D nine. Man.

0:23:26.520 --> 0:23:30.000
<v Speaker 1>It was this like this German drug back in World

0:23:30.000 --> 0:23:32.560
<v Speaker 1>War Two that was a combination. It's the ultimate super

0:23:32.640 --> 0:23:38.720
<v Speaker 1>drug and some guy in uh Indiana is making it now. Yep, yep,

0:23:38.880 --> 0:23:40.600
<v Speaker 1>that's where they would make it, when in fact it

0:23:40.640 --> 0:23:44.199
<v Speaker 1>was just you know, white Crosses smashed up right and

0:23:44.320 --> 0:23:48.960
<v Speaker 1>mixed with um, you know, Pillsberry sugar cookie dough. Alright,

0:23:49.040 --> 0:23:52.280
<v Speaker 1>so I think we should take another break. We're going

0:23:52.320 --> 0:23:55.280
<v Speaker 1>to finish up with what I think is the most

0:23:55.560 --> 0:23:59.000
<v Speaker 1>interesting part of this whole thing, which is Adolf Hitler's

0:23:59.160 --> 0:24:03.680
<v Speaker 1>rampant drug use in his his own Michael Jackson esque

0:24:03.760 --> 0:24:07.320
<v Speaker 1>personal doctor who injected up on a daily basis right

0:24:07.320 --> 0:24:35.919
<v Speaker 1>after this ge alright, so there's this doctor. His name

0:24:36.000 --> 0:24:40.920
<v Speaker 1>was doctor Morrel, Dr Theodore Morrel, and he kind of

0:24:41.320 --> 0:24:45.360
<v Speaker 1>wormed his way into He was not a highly um

0:24:45.520 --> 0:24:47.920
<v Speaker 1>thought of doctor. He was not highly credited. To begin with,

0:24:48.359 --> 0:24:50.439
<v Speaker 1>he was sort of known as a quack. He was

0:24:50.440 --> 0:24:53.520
<v Speaker 1>a dermatologist though, and I think that's how he first

0:24:54.040 --> 0:24:57.320
<v Speaker 1>curried favor with Hitler was in curing is his long

0:24:57.359 --> 0:25:02.119
<v Speaker 1>time exema, right, And he also just uh he worked

0:25:02.119 --> 0:25:05.399
<v Speaker 1>on venereal diseases and stuff like that, and starting in

0:25:05.480 --> 0:25:08.240
<v Speaker 1>ninety six, he managed to worm his way in there

0:25:08.240 --> 0:25:12.160
<v Speaker 1>such that Hitler made him his private physician. And it's

0:25:12.200 --> 0:25:14.760
<v Speaker 1>like you always hear about these private physicians, whether it's

0:25:14.760 --> 0:25:18.920
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson or Elvis or anyone in this high position

0:25:18.960 --> 0:25:22.639
<v Speaker 1>of power or world leader who has their own doctor

0:25:22.680 --> 0:25:28.399
<v Speaker 1>Field Good essentially, and that's what happened with Hitler. He uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, should we just go ahead and talk about

0:25:30.000 --> 0:25:33.320
<v Speaker 1>the daily routine? Sure, there's so many interesting things here.

0:25:33.640 --> 0:25:37.679
<v Speaker 1>Hitler would. First of all, Hitler had bad um. I mean,

0:25:37.720 --> 0:25:41.639
<v Speaker 1>I guess you'd call it ib s um notoriously flatulent

0:25:41.880 --> 0:25:46.080
<v Speaker 1>and diarrhea and just had a bad bad stomach problems

0:25:46.080 --> 0:25:50.399
<v Speaker 1>and intestinal issues like gas that Dr Morrell once noted

0:25:50.440 --> 0:25:54.040
<v Speaker 1>in his journals, because he kept extensive journals untreating Hitler,

0:25:54.080 --> 0:25:56.520
<v Speaker 1>who he called patient A, he referred to it as

0:25:56.760 --> 0:26:00.480
<v Speaker 1>colossal gas. The likes of which he's never seen before.

0:26:00.840 --> 0:26:02.720
<v Speaker 1>Like that was the kind of gas that Hitler was

0:26:02.760 --> 0:26:04.919
<v Speaker 1>dealing with. Of course, Hitler had the worst farts of

0:26:04.960 --> 0:26:10.000
<v Speaker 1>all time, of all times, worst farts in history. So, uh,

0:26:10.119 --> 0:26:13.600
<v Speaker 1>he goes vegetarian, and he did not help things. It

0:26:13.680 --> 0:26:17.480
<v Speaker 1>did not help things because he basically subsisted on a

0:26:17.520 --> 0:26:20.840
<v Speaker 1>diet of baby food. Um they didn't call it baby

0:26:20.840 --> 0:26:23.639
<v Speaker 1>food or serve it to him with a plastic spoon

0:26:23.720 --> 0:26:27.680
<v Speaker 1>from a little tiny jar, but he ate purade, watery

0:26:27.760 --> 0:26:32.560
<v Speaker 1>vegetables basically, which is not going to cure your flatulence. Uh,

0:26:32.600 --> 0:26:36.280
<v Speaker 1>and he was he started to get uh, doped up

0:26:36.280 --> 0:26:38.320
<v Speaker 1>a little bit from Morrel, and he's like, hey, I

0:26:38.320 --> 0:26:40.520
<v Speaker 1>feel a little bit better with this stuff. And it

0:26:40.560 --> 0:26:42.199
<v Speaker 1>got to the point where he didn't care what he

0:26:42.240 --> 0:26:45.560
<v Speaker 1>was getting as long as the result was that it

0:26:45.600 --> 0:26:49.199
<v Speaker 1>made him feel better. And so eventually Morrel got up

0:26:49.200 --> 0:26:55.160
<v Speaker 1>to the point where he was injecting him daily, multiple

0:26:55.200 --> 0:26:59.440
<v Speaker 1>times a day, with anywhere from I've seen twenty five

0:26:59.640 --> 0:27:03.680
<v Speaker 1>to dy different drugs over the course of about nine years. Yeah,

0:27:03.720 --> 0:27:07.160
<v Speaker 1>and so and all of this it started in ninety

0:27:07.240 --> 0:27:09.840
<v Speaker 1>six and like you said, ran for nine years, and

0:27:09.920 --> 0:27:13.040
<v Speaker 1>at first it was you know, doctor Morrell was one

0:27:13.080 --> 0:27:16.960
<v Speaker 1>of the first doctors in Germany to espouse the healing

0:27:17.000 --> 0:27:20.760
<v Speaker 1>and health benefits of vitamins. Before that, vitamins weren't really

0:27:20.760 --> 0:27:22.920
<v Speaker 1>thought of as healthy, and he was like, no, they're

0:27:22.960 --> 0:27:27.520
<v Speaker 1>super healthy. Watch, I'll show you under fear. And remember

0:27:27.960 --> 0:27:31.080
<v Speaker 1>one of the things about Nazi Germany was that like,

0:27:31.119 --> 0:27:34.040
<v Speaker 1>you kept your body pure to help the German state.

0:27:34.160 --> 0:27:37.080
<v Speaker 1>It was like a component of fascism was was like

0:27:37.320 --> 0:27:40.600
<v Speaker 1>being pure and drug free. But if they were vitamins

0:27:40.640 --> 0:27:42.840
<v Speaker 1>and they were injected by a doctor, that's fine, we

0:27:42.880 --> 0:27:46.600
<v Speaker 1>can do all those. So um, this idea of keeping

0:27:46.680 --> 0:27:50.080
<v Speaker 1>Hitler seeming like fit and active and like full of

0:27:50.960 --> 0:27:55.600
<v Speaker 1>um spit and vinegar, you know. Um, that was supposedly

0:27:55.680 --> 0:27:59.960
<v Speaker 1>from Morrel's vitamin injections. But then as time went off

0:28:00.000 --> 0:28:03.679
<v Speaker 1>and Hitler started to suffer more ill health again, some

0:28:03.760 --> 0:28:06.560
<v Speaker 1>of these vitamins were supplemented by just straight up, straight

0:28:06.640 --> 0:28:10.840
<v Speaker 1>up drugs that were produced by Germany, like Purveton and

0:28:10.920 --> 0:28:15.040
<v Speaker 1>like you could all, yeah, so Hitler's getting injected um

0:28:15.640 --> 0:28:19.000
<v Speaker 1>with and like you said, he like Hitler notoriously was

0:28:19.520 --> 0:28:21.760
<v Speaker 1>thought of as a teetotler. He didn't even drink coffee.

0:28:22.160 --> 0:28:24.760
<v Speaker 1>He quit smoking and he was supposed to be this

0:28:24.800 --> 0:28:27.960
<v Speaker 1>picture of health. All the while he's getting injected with

0:28:28.080 --> 0:28:33.920
<v Speaker 1>everything from literal cocaine to morphine, to precursors to OxyContin

0:28:34.480 --> 0:28:42.200
<v Speaker 1>two uh extractions of bull semen because Hitler very notoriously

0:28:42.280 --> 0:28:48.040
<v Speaker 1>had um issues in the in the E. D department testosterone.

0:28:48.520 --> 0:28:52.280
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's crazy the amount of drugs that he

0:28:52.320 --> 0:28:55.600
<v Speaker 1>was getting injected with multiple times daily. I saw a

0:28:55.840 --> 0:28:58.680
<v Speaker 1>d was the high estimate on with one source. I

0:28:58.720 --> 0:29:02.520
<v Speaker 1>saw ninety elsewhere. But a cocktail and not just like

0:29:02.640 --> 0:29:05.240
<v Speaker 1>here's one drug and then the next day, here's a

0:29:05.240 --> 0:29:09.000
<v Speaker 1>different drug, a cocktail of up to combinations of up

0:29:09.000 --> 0:29:12.960
<v Speaker 1>to ninety different drugs, you know, during during the course

0:29:13.000 --> 0:29:17.120
<v Speaker 1>of this this time repeatedly getting injected like daily injections.

0:29:17.120 --> 0:29:19.840
<v Speaker 1>Apparently towards the end of the war, Hitler's veins had

0:29:19.840 --> 0:29:24.200
<v Speaker 1>started collapsing. But UM to Hitler, or at least the

0:29:24.200 --> 0:29:27.480
<v Speaker 1>way that Hitler pretended was that this was his doctor,

0:29:27.520 --> 0:29:30.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, shooting him up with vitamins UM when he

0:29:30.720 --> 0:29:33.280
<v Speaker 1>when he got I when he got a cocaine, it

0:29:33.360 --> 0:29:35.560
<v Speaker 1>was given in the form of eye drops. Yeah, well

0:29:35.600 --> 0:29:38.400
<v Speaker 1>that was that was early on, Like this was before

0:29:38.560 --> 0:29:41.040
<v Speaker 1>they started shooting him up. They would give it to

0:29:41.120 --> 0:29:43.280
<v Speaker 1>him and I drive, I dropped it ten times the

0:29:43.280 --> 0:29:47.080
<v Speaker 1>concentration that because cocaine was used in medicine a little

0:29:47.080 --> 0:29:49.640
<v Speaker 1>bit um but at very low doses, so he would

0:29:49.720 --> 0:29:51.600
<v Speaker 1>ramp it up by ten times, squirt it in his eye,

0:29:52.000 --> 0:29:54.440
<v Speaker 1>and eventually, like anything else, you have to ramp it

0:29:54.520 --> 0:29:56.280
<v Speaker 1>up to get that same high. So that's when the

0:29:56.320 --> 0:29:59.520
<v Speaker 1>injection started. Well, he also started snorting it. I saw

0:29:59.640 --> 0:30:04.160
<v Speaker 1>to um to clear his to clear his sinuses and

0:30:04.240 --> 0:30:07.320
<v Speaker 1>keep his throat clean, or throat um to ease a

0:30:07.400 --> 0:30:10.360
<v Speaker 1>sore throat. Just stupid stuff like that. But it was

0:30:10.480 --> 0:30:14.400
<v Speaker 1>through that Elvis paradigm, which was if a doctor's giving

0:30:14.440 --> 0:30:17.600
<v Speaker 1>it to me, it's legal, it's a it's not it's

0:30:17.600 --> 0:30:20.800
<v Speaker 1>not a drug. Drug. It would have been scandalous if

0:30:20.800 --> 0:30:23.000
<v Speaker 1>it had gotten out that that Hitler was snort in

0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:27.080
<v Speaker 1>cocaine because again like the Nazis had associated that with

0:30:27.520 --> 0:30:31.160
<v Speaker 1>you know, degenerates in the Weimar Republic, so no one

0:30:31.200 --> 0:30:34.280
<v Speaker 1>did cocaine. If Hitler had been caught doing cocaine, that

0:30:34.320 --> 0:30:36.880
<v Speaker 1>would have been a big deal. Yeah, and you know,

0:30:36.960 --> 0:30:39.360
<v Speaker 1>by all accounts, by the end of the war, you know,

0:30:39.400 --> 0:30:44.240
<v Speaker 1>those final dark dark days of Hitler the Bunker, and

0:30:44.240 --> 0:30:46.760
<v Speaker 1>and this we know the stuff because Dr Morrell left

0:30:46.800 --> 0:30:50.600
<v Speaker 1>behind a treasure trove of documentation to kind of cover

0:30:50.720 --> 0:30:53.920
<v Speaker 1>his own but just in case anything ever happened. So

0:30:53.960 --> 0:30:57.560
<v Speaker 1>we have all this documentation. But from what everyone has

0:30:57.600 --> 0:31:00.360
<v Speaker 1>written in history, in the final days, hit Or was

0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:05.160
<v Speaker 1>just a straight up junkie. Yeah, that's that's that's certainly

0:31:05.200 --> 0:31:08.560
<v Speaker 1>how Older characterizes the whole thing. Um, And it's not

0:31:08.640 --> 0:31:10.160
<v Speaker 1>just him, like a lot of people are like, no,

0:31:10.320 --> 0:31:14.040
<v Speaker 1>Hitler's health decline tremendously, Like he didn't go into the

0:31:14.040 --> 0:31:17.760
<v Speaker 1>war with too many health problems aside from eczema and

0:31:17.800 --> 0:31:22.080
<v Speaker 1>something called spina bifida occulta, which they think was responsible

0:31:22.160 --> 0:31:27.640
<v Speaker 1>for his um his problematic um bowels and gas. But

0:31:27.720 --> 0:31:31.520
<v Speaker 1>like he didn't have massive problems, he didn't have Parkinson's.

0:31:31.560 --> 0:31:33.080
<v Speaker 1>By the end of the war, he seemed to have

0:31:33.160 --> 0:31:38.280
<v Speaker 1>developed Parkinson's he um, he had trouble walking. He uh,

0:31:38.320 --> 0:31:42.880
<v Speaker 1>he was very much emaciated and sallow and so um.

0:31:42.880 --> 0:31:45.600
<v Speaker 1>Older for the first time really lays this at the

0:31:45.640 --> 0:31:50.800
<v Speaker 1>feet of Dr Morrell and his injections, because not only again,

0:31:50.840 --> 0:31:54.800
<v Speaker 1>not only is it like cocaine and morphine and oxycoxycontin

0:31:54.920 --> 0:31:59.360
<v Speaker 1>and um uh speed that he's giving Hitler. Some of

0:31:59.360 --> 0:32:04.040
<v Speaker 1>these other can coxin's are like really not good. There

0:32:04.080 --> 0:32:08.080
<v Speaker 1>was an anti gas pill called Dr Couster's Anti gas Pills.

0:32:08.320 --> 0:32:12.640
<v Speaker 1>They had had Strict nine in it. Yeah, Hitler took

0:32:12.680 --> 0:32:15.320
<v Speaker 1>a lot of those. And you know, if you take

0:32:15.360 --> 0:32:17.720
<v Speaker 1>a lot of Strict nine every day over the course

0:32:17.760 --> 0:32:20.240
<v Speaker 1>of years, it's going to have some really negative impacts

0:32:20.280 --> 0:32:23.160
<v Speaker 1>on you. So not only was it that Hitler was

0:32:23.240 --> 0:32:26.760
<v Speaker 1>addicted to drugs, he was also being given some very

0:32:26.800 --> 0:32:30.880
<v Speaker 1>poisonous toxic materials by his doctor in other ways too,

0:32:31.000 --> 0:32:34.960
<v Speaker 1>and that was it accumulatively had this effect. But I

0:32:35.040 --> 0:32:38.160
<v Speaker 1>think the big money thing, Chuck is like, how did

0:32:38.160 --> 0:32:41.480
<v Speaker 1>it impact Hitler's judgment? How does that correlate towards the

0:32:41.560 --> 0:32:43.720
<v Speaker 1>end of the war, And that's where Ohler is really

0:32:43.720 --> 0:32:47.440
<v Speaker 1>going into town. He's like, dude, Hitler was, like you said,

0:32:47.760 --> 0:32:54.480
<v Speaker 1>just totally addicted to drugs morphine, OxyContin, um speed, cocaine

0:32:54.920 --> 0:32:57.480
<v Speaker 1>by the end of the war, and it had clouded

0:32:57.480 --> 0:33:00.640
<v Speaker 1>his judgment. And even though no call off, he's still

0:33:01.280 --> 0:33:05.200
<v Speaker 1>I think it might have been Himmler or Spear, one

0:33:05.240 --> 0:33:09.120
<v Speaker 1>of his close advisors had said like man when when

0:33:09.160 --> 0:33:12.320
<v Speaker 1>the war started Hitler, Hitler could make a decision in

0:33:12.360 --> 0:33:15.320
<v Speaker 1>a snap. By the by the towards the end of

0:33:15.320 --> 0:33:19.400
<v Speaker 1>the war, bye, he it was just like a nightmare

0:33:19.480 --> 0:33:21.960
<v Speaker 1>watching him like go back and forth and try to

0:33:22.000 --> 0:33:25.280
<v Speaker 1>come to a conclusion in a decision, and that that

0:33:25.360 --> 0:33:28.480
<v Speaker 1>was directly related to the drugs he was on well

0:33:28.560 --> 0:33:33.080
<v Speaker 1>and increasingly sequestered and paranoid. Like the whole thing was

0:33:33.120 --> 0:33:38.520
<v Speaker 1>a recipe for disaster. Uh, you know, you've talked about Morrel.

0:33:38.600 --> 0:33:41.280
<v Speaker 1>What he had to gain was obviously the prestige of

0:33:41.360 --> 0:33:45.080
<v Speaker 1>being Hitler's personal physician. But he had a lot of

0:33:45.120 --> 0:33:47.400
<v Speaker 1>money in the in the game here because he was

0:33:47.440 --> 0:33:52.920
<v Speaker 1>cranking out this preparation that he called Vita Molton that

0:33:53.040 --> 0:33:56.160
<v Speaker 1>was marketed across Europe, and he was essentially in the

0:33:56.200 --> 0:33:59.080
<v Speaker 1>drug business, like he was making it tons of money,

0:33:59.360 --> 0:34:01.640
<v Speaker 1>and he could try out Hitler as his star patient

0:34:02.360 --> 0:34:04.560
<v Speaker 1>and even went so far as to basically he wrote

0:34:04.600 --> 0:34:07.480
<v Speaker 1>a letter to the Reich Health Office because you know,

0:34:07.520 --> 0:34:10.520
<v Speaker 1>eventually doctors and people started coming out and saying, hey,

0:34:10.520 --> 0:34:12.480
<v Speaker 1>like this stuff is not good. We need to outlaw this.

0:34:12.480 --> 0:34:15.000
<v Speaker 1>This is having a bad effect. And so he wrote

0:34:15.040 --> 0:34:18.040
<v Speaker 1>the Reich Health Office and said, the fewer has authorized

0:34:18.080 --> 0:34:19.880
<v Speaker 1>me to do the following. If I bring out in

0:34:19.960 --> 0:34:22.880
<v Speaker 1>test a remedy and then applied in the fureer's headquarters

0:34:23.000 --> 0:34:25.680
<v Speaker 1>and applied successfully that it could be applied elsewhere in

0:34:25.680 --> 0:34:30.520
<v Speaker 1>Germany and no longer needs authorization. So so yeah, it's

0:34:30.600 --> 0:34:32.400
<v Speaker 1>like you just try to try to come back with

0:34:32.400 --> 0:34:34.520
<v Speaker 1>a response to that. Yeah. And in the meantime and

0:34:34.600 --> 0:34:39.040
<v Speaker 1>building a factory and getting rich, uh making speed for

0:34:39.120 --> 0:34:42.480
<v Speaker 1>all of Germany. Yeah, this Vita Molton, there was like

0:34:42.520 --> 0:34:47.040
<v Speaker 1>a billion packets ordered by just you know, the um,

0:34:47.080 --> 0:34:50.600
<v Speaker 1>the Hrmacht alone, let alone like all of the German people.

0:34:51.560 --> 0:34:53.759
<v Speaker 1>UM that he sold a lot and made a lot

0:34:53.840 --> 0:34:57.040
<v Speaker 1>of money off of it. Um. But from from what

0:34:57.360 --> 0:35:01.520
<v Speaker 1>seems to be UM, I guess Older Owler's research has

0:35:01.600 --> 0:35:05.879
<v Speaker 1>kind of shown that UM, that Morrell was very much

0:35:05.920 --> 0:35:10.120
<v Speaker 1>dedicated not just as a doctor, but like personally to

0:35:10.320 --> 0:35:13.640
<v Speaker 1>Hitler too, and that he most likely over the years

0:35:13.920 --> 0:35:18.120
<v Speaker 1>historians have accused Morrel of purposefully trying to harm Hitler

0:35:18.880 --> 0:35:24.479
<v Speaker 1>or um something along those lines. But the apparently Older

0:35:24.560 --> 0:35:26.840
<v Speaker 1>is like, no, this guy really was a true believer

0:35:26.960 --> 0:35:29.680
<v Speaker 1>and was really like very much proud that he was

0:35:29.760 --> 0:35:32.640
<v Speaker 1>Hitler's physician. He didn't know what he was doing. He

0:35:32.800 --> 0:35:37.200
<v Speaker 1>definitely turned Hitler into an addict of multiple drugs, a

0:35:37.280 --> 0:35:40.280
<v Speaker 1>super I think a super addict is how um Owlder

0:35:40.360 --> 0:35:43.480
<v Speaker 1>puts it. But he he was still devoted to him.

0:35:43.480 --> 0:35:48.080
<v Speaker 1>He wasn't doing it to cause deliberate harm, right. Um,

0:35:48.400 --> 0:35:51.440
<v Speaker 1>It's just so interesting this this same thing with like

0:35:51.480 --> 0:35:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson and Elvis. It's like there's this weird thing

0:35:56.600 --> 0:36:01.560
<v Speaker 1>that happens where these doctors completely so their souls to

0:36:01.600 --> 0:36:06.320
<v Speaker 1>work alongside these people in positions of power and essentially

0:36:06.400 --> 0:36:11.600
<v Speaker 1>kill them eventually, uh, by just feeding them whatever drug

0:36:11.640 --> 0:36:14.440
<v Speaker 1>they needed. Like he was not only on speed obviously

0:36:14.480 --> 0:36:17.200
<v Speaker 1>to counteract that. You need something to bring you down.

0:36:17.760 --> 0:36:19.840
<v Speaker 1>So then he would get injected with something called you

0:36:19.960 --> 0:36:25.319
<v Speaker 1>could all that's the OxyContin uh relative. Yeah, so he

0:36:25.360 --> 0:36:26.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he didn't know which way it was up

0:36:26.600 --> 0:36:31.239
<v Speaker 1>at a certain point. Um, eventually, like he would he

0:36:31.600 --> 0:36:35.919
<v Speaker 1>fired Morrel on April seventeen. Two weeks later, Hitler put

0:36:35.920 --> 0:36:40.200
<v Speaker 1>a bullet in his brain. Morrell gets tried for war

0:36:40.239 --> 0:36:43.239
<v Speaker 1>crimes and goes to jail and then I believe died

0:36:43.280 --> 0:36:47.120
<v Speaker 1>of a stroke in nine. Yeah, he he was not

0:36:47.200 --> 0:36:51.000
<v Speaker 1>tried for war crimes, but he was interrogated, No, he wasn't. Um,

0:36:51.120 --> 0:36:54.279
<v Speaker 1>he was interrogated in prison for two years by the

0:36:54.360 --> 0:36:56.880
<v Speaker 1>Allies who just pumped him for all the information they

0:36:56.920 --> 0:37:00.840
<v Speaker 1>could get about Hitler. He was just in prison being questioned. Yes, interesting,

0:37:00.880 --> 0:37:03.160
<v Speaker 1>And he ended up producing or contributing to like a

0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:07.279
<v Speaker 1>forty seven page report about Hitler and Hitler's health that

0:37:07.360 --> 0:37:09.120
<v Speaker 1>the Allies had that didn't come out until I think

0:37:09.160 --> 0:37:12.239
<v Speaker 1>the nineties in the US. But um, he was a

0:37:12.320 --> 0:37:16.000
<v Speaker 1>huge trove of information. But more than that, and the

0:37:16.040 --> 0:37:20.080
<v Speaker 1>fact that he got Hitler addicted to OxyContin that led

0:37:20.120 --> 0:37:24.680
<v Speaker 1>to Hitler making some terrible decisions, to becoming increasingly paranoid,

0:37:24.719 --> 0:37:28.279
<v Speaker 1>to stop listening to his generals, to becoming embarrassed for

0:37:28.360 --> 0:37:32.560
<v Speaker 1>these defeats, and like withdrawing even further and then ultimately

0:37:32.600 --> 0:37:36.200
<v Speaker 1>losing the war, and um taking his own life. In

0:37:36.200 --> 0:37:40.440
<v Speaker 1>that sense, the world owes a tremendous debt to Theodore Morrell.

0:37:41.480 --> 0:37:43.359
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of funny when you think about it, like

0:37:43.400 --> 0:37:46.239
<v Speaker 1>we owe that dude. And imagine this also another way

0:37:46.280 --> 0:37:49.080
<v Speaker 1>to look at this, Chuck, Imagine that you had gotten

0:37:49.080 --> 0:37:53.520
<v Speaker 1>behind this, this cult of personality, this leader, this charismatic

0:37:53.600 --> 0:37:56.240
<v Speaker 1>leader who said we are going to take over the world,

0:37:56.760 --> 0:37:58.960
<v Speaker 1>and you decided that you were on board with that.

0:37:59.080 --> 0:38:02.120
<v Speaker 1>You're a German who was going along with it. Maybe

0:38:02.160 --> 0:38:04.640
<v Speaker 1>you were pepped up on a little bit of speed um.

0:38:04.960 --> 0:38:06.960
<v Speaker 1>And then over time, right in the middle of this

0:38:07.040 --> 0:38:09.440
<v Speaker 1>taking over the world thing that's actually starting to seem

0:38:09.480 --> 0:38:12.120
<v Speaker 1>like it might work, that leader decides that he's going

0:38:12.160 --> 0:38:15.480
<v Speaker 1>to go and get hooked on like five different extraordinarily

0:38:15.520 --> 0:38:18.360
<v Speaker 1>addictive drugs right in the middle of taking over the world,

0:38:18.719 --> 0:38:21.040
<v Speaker 1>and that that would be the thing that brought about

0:38:21.080 --> 0:38:24.680
<v Speaker 1>the downfall, which you which Older makes the cases like, yes,

0:38:25.000 --> 0:38:27.880
<v Speaker 1>you can lay a lot of this the downfall of

0:38:27.880 --> 0:38:30.480
<v Speaker 1>of the Third Reich, at the feet of drugs. Well,

0:38:30.520 --> 0:38:33.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's certainly you can't fault Older for for

0:38:33.560 --> 0:38:36.960
<v Speaker 1>going there, because is such a juicy thing to take

0:38:37.000 --> 0:38:39.799
<v Speaker 1>all these facts about all this drug use, rampant drug use,

0:38:40.560 --> 0:38:43.919
<v Speaker 1>and then years later go back and say, like what

0:38:44.000 --> 0:38:47.200
<v Speaker 1>if this hadn't happened, or what was the overall effect

0:38:47.760 --> 0:38:50.080
<v Speaker 1>not just that they did these drugs, but what how

0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:55.280
<v Speaker 1>did it affect history? Super interesting? Yeah, it's extraordinarily interesting.

0:38:55.880 --> 0:38:59.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's that's good stuff. Oh, I found I

0:38:59.600 --> 0:39:02.520
<v Speaker 1>found one other thing too. I want to mention. There's

0:39:02.520 --> 0:39:05.640
<v Speaker 1>something called Muda floor or Muta floor m U t

0:39:05.960 --> 0:39:09.319
<v Speaker 1>A f l o R. It's still available. It was

0:39:09.400 --> 0:39:14.280
<v Speaker 1>Hitler's go to probiotic, and it was isolated in nineteen

0:39:14.400 --> 0:39:17.719
<v Speaker 1>seventeen from a stool sample taken from a World War

0:39:17.760 --> 0:39:20.960
<v Speaker 1>One soldier who, while everybody else in his troop was

0:39:21.000 --> 0:39:23.759
<v Speaker 1>like getting dysentery left and right, he was healthy. And

0:39:23.800 --> 0:39:27.239
<v Speaker 1>this doctor noticed and and isolated a particular kind of

0:39:27.239 --> 0:39:31.479
<v Speaker 1>bacteria in this guy's stool. And you can buy um

0:39:31.480 --> 0:39:35.000
<v Speaker 1>pills made from that line of bacteria to this day,

0:39:35.040 --> 0:39:37.680
<v Speaker 1>except it's illegal in the US for some reason, which

0:39:37.719 --> 0:39:39.640
<v Speaker 1>makes me really want to see what it's all about.

0:39:40.320 --> 0:39:44.960
<v Speaker 1>But you're eating World War One poop bacteria when you

0:39:45.040 --> 0:39:47.200
<v Speaker 1>take this Muta floor. But it was given to Hitler

0:39:47.239 --> 0:39:53.480
<v Speaker 1>and apparently it worked, so Hitler's probiotic, which I'm I'm

0:39:53.480 --> 0:39:56.319
<v Speaker 1>sure Muta floor is like, please don't call it Hitler's probiotic.

0:39:56.360 --> 0:40:00.040
<v Speaker 1>We're still trying to sell that stuff. Uh. Well, do

0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:03.480
<v Speaker 1>you want to know more about Hitler and drugs, Just

0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:07.719
<v Speaker 1>go read um Blitzed The Third Reich and Drugs by

0:40:07.840 --> 0:40:10.319
<v Speaker 1>Norman Ohler, or you can go read all the book

0:40:10.360 --> 0:40:13.160
<v Speaker 1>reviews about it, Uh like I did. And since I

0:40:13.160 --> 0:40:17.520
<v Speaker 1>said that, it's time for a listener mail, I'm gonna

0:40:17.560 --> 0:40:23.920
<v Speaker 1>call this uh epic pants story in the Science of Breakups? Um,

0:40:23.960 --> 0:40:26.440
<v Speaker 1>you were talking about getting pants? Oh yes, I remember.

0:40:26.840 --> 0:40:31.319
<v Speaker 1>So this is from anonymous. Hey guys, it happened in

0:40:31.400 --> 0:40:33.799
<v Speaker 1>high school. I was gathering up the nerve to ask

0:40:33.840 --> 0:40:35.880
<v Speaker 1>a girl out on a date that I had a

0:40:35.880 --> 0:40:38.560
<v Speaker 1>crush on, to set the scene and highlight the level

0:40:38.560 --> 0:40:41.480
<v Speaker 1>of embarrassment I'm setting myself for. It's worth noting that

0:40:41.840 --> 0:40:43.440
<v Speaker 1>at this point in my life I had never actually

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<v Speaker 1>asked a girl out this boldly. I was going to

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<v Speaker 1>do it face to face in the classroom in front

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<v Speaker 1>of her friends and my friends. Geez, it's not a

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<v Speaker 1>good idea. Can't you like Catcher by her locker? And

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<v Speaker 1>she's not surrounded by people. He was hopped up on

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<v Speaker 1>purvet and feeling really confident. Maybe, Uh, this out of

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<v Speaker 1>character for me, But I couldn't find the courage on

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<v Speaker 1>my own, so I confided in a close friend who

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<v Speaker 1>agreed to be my wingman. He was very supportive, Plus

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<v Speaker 1>he had inside her info. They actually heard her say

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<v Speaker 1>that she liked me. Man, Remember those days? How sweet

0:41:14.680 --> 0:41:21.160
<v Speaker 1>that was yes, does she like me? Yes? Or maybe? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>The teacher left the classroom for a minute. My trusty

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<v Speaker 1>mate said I should go for it and do it

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<v Speaker 1>right now. So with the encouragement from him, I needed uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was nervous as h I walked over to

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<v Speaker 1>her table of friends, interrupted them, had her full attention,

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<v Speaker 1>and started asking her out on the date I was

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<v Speaker 1>actually doing it. Guys, I felt amazing, and then bam,

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<v Speaker 1>super supportive mate had set me up and pants to

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<v Speaker 1>me in front of her and the whole class. Now

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<v Speaker 1>it gets worse, he think, Huh, I'm not gonna say.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you know what's coming. The execution was perfect, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>One pantst full monty before the whole class and for

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<v Speaker 1>a whole second before I could halt the process. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>could you imagine I would never recover? Hey, No, I'd move.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd go home and be like, we have to move

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<v Speaker 1>to a new school in a new state, maybe a

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<v Speaker 1>new country, wasn't It's funny you mentioned that, because I

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<v Speaker 1>think every school also had some kid who didn't show

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<v Speaker 1>up after summer the next fall and when in fact

0:42:29.719 --> 0:42:31.319
<v Speaker 1>his dad got a transfer, but there would be some

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<v Speaker 1>story cooked up on why I saw him on a

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<v Speaker 1>milk carton. Wait, that was a kid at our school

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<v Speaker 1>who supposedly moved because he masturbated in class and got caught.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't think any of it was true. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, Oh my gosh. But is there like a

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<v Speaker 1>kernel of truth to that, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Last years later the playground say it, actually, don't say,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's funny. I haven't thought about that since the

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<v Speaker 1>ninth grade. I'm gonna totally look him up and see

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<v Speaker 1>if he's out there. Um. Anyway, guys, the betrayal was set.

0:43:00.040 --> 0:43:04.640
<v Speaker 1>Gainst was second to Judas and the wave of embarrassment

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<v Speaker 1>so Gargantelin that all I could do was just take

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<v Speaker 1>a seat and die inside. We were an art class,

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<v Speaker 1>but if the subject was advanced pantsing, my mate would

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<v Speaker 1>have gotten an A plus. He's like, I was so embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't even pull my pants up when I took

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<v Speaker 1>a seat. I just sat down with my bare butt

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<v Speaker 1>and fruit basket right on the lunch room bench. I

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<v Speaker 1>just gave into it, guys, and went dong out for

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of the semester. Um what no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>he did. I was like, Wow, good for this. I

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<v Speaker 1>was just riffing on your bit, like I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to throw up. I must I love green

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<v Speaker 1>right now right. So he keeps saying mate. It turns

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<v Speaker 1>out he is Australian because he says ps in Australia

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<v Speaker 1>instead of saying pants. Do we say dacked d A

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<v Speaker 1>c K E D. I saw that somewhere dacks refer

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<v Speaker 1>to pants like tracky decks are track pants. To put

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<v Speaker 1>it in a sentence, my mate is such a dog.

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<v Speaker 1>He full dacked me in front of this chick. I

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<v Speaker 1>like h And that's from anonymous. Thanks a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>anymous appreciate you sharing that, even though it was anonymously.

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