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Speaker 1: You've been given an elephant. You can't give it away

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Speaker 1: Four one oh six one. You've been given an elephant,

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Speaker 1: Normally there are things like tell us what's some one

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Speaker 1: Now for another question. You've been given an elephant. You

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Speaker 1: The Jubil show on demand. It's another Jubile phone frame

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Speaker 1: day mornings. That's one. Yes. Hello, Hi, this is Alexis

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Speaker 1: Why hello, why do you need that? I need to?

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Speaker 1: I just need Microsoft Word to be able to type.

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Speaker 1: I need so I don't have to like it doesn't

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Speaker 1: I think what you need is power Point. I'll send

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Speaker 1: Microsoft power Point. Hello, No, please don't don't. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this Kevin and Kevin? How are you like in power Point?

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Speaker 1: Was I right? Or was I extra extra right? Kevin?

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Speaker 1: you have a ticket you need PowerPoint is a Microsoft

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Speaker 1: remember any of it. I've already forgotten. The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: May seventh, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Freshman. Now that

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Speaker 1: let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Freshan. It's a bird.

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Speaker 1: It's a plane. Ohh it's an out of control Chinese

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Speaker 1: rocket that's set to plumb it back to Earth this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Oh gool, And I'm English. Evan in a town in

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Speaker 1: Japan has dropped two hundred and twenty eight thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: of COVID relief money on something that's not COVID related

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Speaker 1: at all. All right. We'll hear about those stories in

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Speaker 1: just a second before our lead story of the day

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Speaker 1: on the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news, they report the news. Bill Gates and Gates

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Speaker 1: have gotten a divorce, Yes, and it could all be

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Speaker 1: because of Wang Wang. Shelly Wang is her name. Shelley

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Speaker 1: Wang had worked for the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

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Speaker 1: since two thousand and fifteen. She's a Chinese translator, and

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Speaker 1: there's been rumors that she has had a more than

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Speaker 1: professional relationship with either Bill or Melinda WHOA I'm sure

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Speaker 1: which one has been getting Wang, but it could be

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Speaker 1: Bill or Melinda. And the Chinese translator that worked for

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Speaker 1: the Bill and Melinni Gates Foundation said on social media

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Speaker 1: that she thought the rumors would go away themselves, but

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Speaker 1: did not expect that the rumors would become more and

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Speaker 1: more crazily spread with word of their divorce. So Wang

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Speaker 1: is denying that she had any involvement in breaking up

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Speaker 1: Bill and Melinda Gates. But Wang is denying it all,

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Speaker 1: But I think at all points back to one person,

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Speaker 1: who's that Bill Gates. I thought I was gonna say Wang,

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Speaker 1: I didn't really did, Yeah, but I just did right there.

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Speaker 1: Another they're interesting twist that's come up since they announced

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Speaker 1: their divorce though, and I didn't know this is that

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00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 1: Bill and Melinda Gates had an arrangement that allowed him

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Speaker 1: to vacation every year at a beach cottage in North

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Speaker 1: Carolina with the woman he was dating before he met

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Speaker 1: Melinda Gates. Who hold on, now, weird, that's out of

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Speaker 1: the blue, Kay, hold On. There's no word on if

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Speaker 1: it was romantic or not. But that's why I found

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Speaker 1: it so crazy when they announced that they were getting

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Speaker 1: divorced because of politics. Why not just stay together. They're

457
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,719
Speaker 1: already they're still working together everything to stay together. Mean,

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Speaker 1: she's already letting in vacation with other women. There's weighing

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Speaker 1: all over the place too. I Mean, there's a lot

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Speaker 1: going on with this story. We'll keep you updated on

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Speaker 1: the Bill and Melinda Gates situation. This is the Iron

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Speaker 1: and the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news, they report the news. And for our next

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Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: Alex Frash, who's on location somewhere out there, either in

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Speaker 1: China or outer space, either in China in the US, okay,

467
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Speaker 1: because last week China launched their our main module for

468
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Speaker 1: their first ever permanent space station and followed it up

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Speaker 1: with a rocket that's been identified to a filled and

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Speaker 1: now it's out of control in space and it's set

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Speaker 1: to crash into the Earth this weekend. Wow, is he

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Speaker 1: gonna hit land? Do we think? They can't pinpoint exactly

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Speaker 1: where it's gonna land, but it's probably going to be

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Speaker 1: the US or the ocean? The US or the ocean. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they didn't find that. It could be Omaha or somewhere

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Speaker 1: in the Pacific. We're not sure. Yeah, east coast, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you might get hammers somewhere. Wow, oh god, it's probably yeah,

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Speaker 1: they said probably the East coast. Yeah. I saw like

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Speaker 1: a picture of it and it said that's even gonna

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Speaker 1: land in the ocean or somewhere on these coasts. All right,

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Speaker 1: So yep, everybody this weekend when you're out about, you know,

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Speaker 1: look up, make sure there's no rocket coming at you

483
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Speaker 1: there is. Run. Yeah, you say duck, but then that

484
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 1: wouldn't really help at all. No, you just still die.

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Speaker 1: Rockets coming, Yeah, just run right right? Good? Good tip there, Well,

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Speaker 1: milk's fresh and I'm firing it back to you. Oh,

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Speaker 1: thank you. This is the I n N, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network, where it's are just in the news, report

489
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Speaker 1: the news and for our next story of the day.

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Speaker 1: Let's send it on over to the Ginger Assassin English oven,

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Speaker 1: who's on location. I forgot I am in Japan? Where

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Speaker 1: it's on location in Japan? Where what where? A coastal

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Speaker 1: town has dropped a reported twenty five million yen, which

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Speaker 1: is roughly two and twenty eight thousand dollars on a

495
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Speaker 1: forty two foot long, thirty foot wide, and thirteen foot

496
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Speaker 1: high statue of a pink squid. Love it the money

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Speaker 1: made out of I don't know what it's made out of,

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Speaker 1: but it was. Originally the money was for coronavirus pandemic relief. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: and they decided to just spend it on a giant squeet.

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Speaker 1: What they spent it on mixed total sense. Yeah. Their

501
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Speaker 1: reasoning is that it will bring more tourism to the area,

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Speaker 1: which will in turn bring more money. You've got to

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Speaker 1: be kidding, no, And also a giant peak squid gonna

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Speaker 1: make people happy. If you're walking around and you have

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Speaker 1: COVID and you're you know, you're kind of sad about that.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, a giant pink squid. I feel great now, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: exactly happen. It's not great medically, but for morale huge. Yeah, nothing,

508
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 1: but happiness comes from a giant pink squid. Why aren't

509
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Speaker 1: we doing that? I think we need to be doing

510
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Speaker 1: that here. Yeah. Oh, let's see you about to lose

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Speaker 1: your job, lady. And that means the I n N

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Speaker 1: is done for the day. Lose no job. You're about

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Speaker 1: to lose yo job. You're about to lose yoke job. Nothing.

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Speaker 1: And that was the i n N, the idiot News

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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they report

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Speaker 1: the news. Tune in Monday, same time for another hard

517
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Speaker 1: hitting report from the I n N News. You should

518
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Speaker 1: see how annoyed Alex looks at me every time I

519
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Speaker 1: do the hard The Jebil Show on demand. It's another

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Speaker 1: Jubil phone Brain morning. This is Corey, Corey, Jimmy Petrie.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, who's this? This is Jimmy Petree. What's up?

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Speaker 1: Core Dog? Jim Jimmy Peatrie, Jim Do do I know you? No?

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Speaker 1: We have not met yet. You're new here at the

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Speaker 1: call center, right, Yeah, yeah, that's right. Jimmy Petrie please

525
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 1: to make your acquaintance. Oh yeah, okay, it's it's it's good.

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00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 1: Nice to me too. Can I help you with anything?

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00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: How can I help you? I also work here. Jimmy

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00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 1: Peatrie is the name? Okay, so you you work here?

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00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 1: What do you do here? I do something here. I

530
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 1: don't know what it is though it's supposed to be work,

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Speaker 1: but I have a good time. I don't really know.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Peatrie, you have a good time? What? Okay? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm joking around with you, Corey, right. You don't have

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Speaker 1: much of a sense of humor, do you? Well? I mean,

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Speaker 1: i'd like to think I do if I like know

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00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 1: what the joke is Jimmy Petree Okay, cool? Um, you

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00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 1: know you can actually just just stop saying your name now.

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00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: I pretty pretty much got it's Jimmy Peatrie. Petrie, Yes,

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00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: it is. You suck. I'm sorry. What did you say?

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Speaker 1: I said you suck, Jimmy Petrie. We all did when

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Speaker 1: we first started. Don't worry about it. I've been listening

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00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 1: to your phone calls today, um, and I had some

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00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:29,360
Speaker 1: notes to go over with. Yeah, Jimmy Peatrie's notes. I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry you have notes to give me. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know who you are, and I think do I need

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Speaker 1: to remind you? Jimmy pe Okay, that's all right, So yeah,

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Speaker 1: I you have notes for me? Yeah? Yeah, So I've

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00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 1: been here so we you know. I've been listening in

549
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: on some of your phone calls dealing with customers, and

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00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 1: I wanted to say one thing to you, well two things,

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Speaker 1: I guess. Okay, Okay, you suck Jimmy Petree, Dude, what

552
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: is your problem? Why are you bothering me? I got

553
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: calls sick. I don't have a problem. I'm just calling

554
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: you because you're new here, so I thought i'd listen

555
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: in and give you some advice. I've been here for

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00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: fifteen years. You just started, so I know a little

557
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: bit more than you about this game here with the

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Speaker 1: customer service. Uh okay, let me get this clear. Jimmy Petrie,

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Pete, Yeah, are you my manager? Is your manager's name,

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00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: Jimmy Petrie? No, No, that's that's not then. No, I'm

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00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 1: not your manager. I'm just Jimmy Petrie, a co worker

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00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: that's trying to help you out a little b y.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I got that. I got that,

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00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: but you've been working at a call center for fifteen

565
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Speaker 1: years and you haven't moved up in management at all.

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Speaker 1: That's sad. Ow. That's stung a little bit, little little

567
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: insult from cor dog there. Ow. Yeah, please don't call

568
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: me that. Please don't call me core doc. That's not

569
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: a good nickname. How do you want to be called?

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Petrie wants to give you a nickname. I don't

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00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: need a nickname, and I don't need your notes. Okay,

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00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna file a complaint to HR right now, and

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Speaker 1: no need to give me your name because I already

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Speaker 1: got it. It's Jimmy peat Jimmy Peatree. That's right. It's

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call, though, so they're not gonna know

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Speaker 1: who Jimmy Petrie is. Jimmy Petrie. Um hmm uh. This

577
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: is a prank phone call. Yeah, yes, this is a

578
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: prank phone call. What's up? This is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your

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Speaker 1: co worker Jessica, say you up. Look, I don't have

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Speaker 1: time for this. I'm trying to work, all right, it's

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. I don't work there. My name

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Speaker 1: is Jewbil from the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.

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Speaker 1: Your new co worker, Jessica listens and she said, you know,

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Speaker 1: for a prank phone call. So that's all that was.

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Speaker 1: So I guess you can go back to work now.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, jess shut me up. Okay, all right.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're enjoying your new job. Oh yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: I am. And especially now that you know you have

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Speaker 1: a new co worker. You know what his name is,

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Peatree. Jimmy Tree Yep, wake up every morning with

592
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Speaker 1: Jubil phone pranks, we'd say, mornings on the twenty Jebil

593
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: Show on demand. Sydney is on the phone for a

594
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Speaker 1: first date follow up and she's not getting a call

595
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: back from a dude named Robert. And they did something

596
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: crazy that date insane when skydiving, very risky, risky than skydiving. Yeah,

597
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: this is a high risk date. But for now, because

598
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: of the pandemic. Movie theaters have been closed for a

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00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: long time. They're starting to open up now all over

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Speaker 1: the place. Most things are opening up. They went to

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Speaker 1: a real life movie in a movie theater together. WHOA wow,

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Speaker 1: that had congratulations. That had to have felt very crazy.

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Speaker 1: Adrenaline rush. Sidney how was that experience. Hey, it's kind

604
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Speaker 1: of weird but a relief at the same time. I

605
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Speaker 1: don't know, it's just been so long. All right, Well,

606
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Speaker 1: so you said you went out with a guy named Robert.

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Speaker 1: Before we get into everything, just tell us how did

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Speaker 1: you meet Robert? Sure? Yeah, so we actually knew each

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00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 1: other a long time ago. We met in college and

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Speaker 1: it was one of those things where we just kind

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Speaker 1: of reconnected online via Facebook, and so he kind of

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Speaker 1: reached out and we've been chatting via Messenger for I

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Speaker 1: don't know, a couple of weeks. When you say reconnected,

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Speaker 1: do you mean that you always thought that he was

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Speaker 1: hot and you wanted to ask him out, and then

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00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: you saw him on Facebook You're like, oh my god, Rubber.

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00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: I definitely always thought he was attractive. I didn't really

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Speaker 1: think we would ever, I don't know, get along that

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Speaker 1: way though, But it turns out like we have a

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00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 1: lot in common, and the more we chatted and where

621
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Speaker 1: I was like, wow, this could really happen. So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we talked a lot, got to know each other, and

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Speaker 1: he asked me if i'd be interesting going on a date,

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Speaker 1: and I was really into the idea. He seems great

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Speaker 1: so we went out to the movies. Well, how did

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Speaker 1: the day good? Did you guys have find? Did he

627
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Speaker 1: seem into it? I think he seemed really into me

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00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: and he obviously we couldn't talk a lot during the movie,

629
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: but you know, we held hands and I kind of

630
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: put my head on his shoulder and well that's cute. Yeah,

631
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: And we had a good chat afterward and we agreed

632
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: like we would see each other again sometime. Okay, and

633
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: that's the last you heard from him. Yes, do you

634
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: kiss or anything? Um? No, but we I don't know.

635
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: It's the first date. That's always kind of weird. We

636
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: hugged and said that we would do it again soon.

637
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: So how long has it been since your date? It's

638
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 1: been a week. And how many times have you tried

639
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: reaching out to him? I haven't reached out to him.

640
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: He said he you know, we would do it again,

641
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 1: and so I kind of thought he would reach out.

642
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: He usually instigates. And okay, so neither of you have

643
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 1: reached out to each other. No, So I wonder if

644
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: like he thinks you're ghosting him, but you think he's

645
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 1: ghosting you. Yeah, yeah, I definitely think he's ghosting me,

646
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: because he said that he would get in touch, you know,

647
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: when we could do it again, you know, and so

648
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: I've just kind of been waiting for him to do that.

649
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 1: Maybe he's waiting for you to just be like, hey,

650
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: I enjoy the date. I'm excited to do it again,

651
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: you know, Like people usually text if they're into each other, right,

652
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: And if you're into him, then he probably is thinking

653
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: the same thing. Maybe. But if he did say though

654
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: that he's going to reach out and then doesn't, that's

655
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: kind of weird. But also it's only been a week,

656
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: and so if he's trying to see like maybe she

657
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 1: doesn't like me, I've I heard from her, right, Yeah,

658
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: I feel like a week is a long time, you know,

659
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,879
Speaker 1: maybe think that maybe you should try to reach out

660
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: to him though, or should have tried to reach out

661
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: to him. I mean maybe, but in my experience, like

662
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: when I have a day with a guy, they usually

663
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 1: reach out to me and say, hey, no, let's do

664
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 1: this next thing, And they tend to take the initiative

665
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: in my experience, and traditionally is like more so on

666
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 1: the man to like reach out if you're in a

667
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: classic relationship, I guess I think so. Yeah, And he

668
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: said that he would, So why do you think then

669
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: that he would be ghosting you? So? Yeah, I've been

670
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 1: thinking about it a lot after. What could it have been?

671
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,280
Speaker 1: I realized that day I was in such a panic

672
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 1: and I was so nervous. I think I totally forgot

673
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: to brush my teeth that day. So maybe my breath

674
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: was a little bad. Oh, so you think maybe you

675
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: had bad breath? I don't know. Maybe that could be it.

676
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: We didn't eat fish, did you? Before? You win garlic?

677
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 1: Thank god? No? No, I mean not brushing your teeth

678
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 1: is not ideal. That's a good thing about COVID though,

679
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: wearing masks, Like if you think you have bad breath,

680
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: you can just keep your mask on. Did you just

681
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 1: keep your mask on the whole time? No, that would

682
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 1: have been a good idea. But then also that might

683
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 1: have been why you did not getting a call back,

684
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: Like she didn't take her mask off at all. She

685
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: must hate me, right, All right, Well we'll try to

686
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: figure it out for you. Play a song and then

687
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: come back and call him and get your first date

688
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: follow up? Okay, in the middle of today's first date

689
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: follow up and if you missed the first part, Sydney

690
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 1: is on the phone, and she's not getting a call

691
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: back from a dude named Robert. She's not gonna call

692
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: back from Robert. They actually knew each other in college,

693
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 1: but then reconnected through Facebook and decided to do something weird,

694
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: actually go out to a movie theater and see a movie,

695
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: because that hasn't happened in a while, and now that

696
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 1: things are opening up, you can do that. She thought

697
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 1: it went great, except now it's been a week and

698
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 1: he's not calling her back. The only reason that she

699
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 1: can think of was that she was in a rush

700
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 1: to head out for the date and she forgot to

701
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 1: brush her teeth, so she might have had stank mouth

702
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: mouth whatever kind of mouth do you want to call it?

703
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: Nasty breath is the only reason that you can think of, Sydney. Yeah,

704
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: so far, that's the only thing that's crossed my mind.

705
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 1: Everything else is great, all right, So everything else seemed great.

706
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 1: Robert said that he would reach out to her to

707
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 1: make plans for another date. He hasn't done that. She

708
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: also hasn't tried to contact him, so both of them

709
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 1: could be thinking that they're getting ghosted by the other one.

710
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 1: We have no idea, and that's why I'm gonna just

711
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: shut up and call Robert right now and see if

712
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: we can figure it out. Does that sound like a

713
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 1: good idea of Sydney? That sounds good? All right, then

714
00:36:41,719 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: I'll shut up and call him. Hello, Robert Wirening you

715
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 1: con Sidney back? What's going on? Robert? How are you?

716
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 1: This is the Jewel Show. My name's Jewel, my name

717
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: is Alex Fresh, my name is English Evan, Robert Wire,

718
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: you can Sidney back? Yeah? Um okay, I'm a little

719
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: How did you get How do you know I'm not

720
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 1: calling Sydney back? Because Sydney emailed us. We do a

721
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 1: segment on the show called the first Date follow Up.

722
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: What that is is if you go out on a

723
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: date with someone and then ghost them, they can email

724
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: us to call you and find out what went wrong.

725
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you listen to the radio

726
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: show or not, Robert, And that's not even important right now. No,

727
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 1: dedn't explain it. I don't care. All I want to

728
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: know is why aren't you calling Sydney back? Oh? This

729
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: is super weird, man. Um uh yeah, I've nothing personal.

730
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: I've just I've been really did you with work? That's it?

731
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like that's it. Yeah, Usually when people

732
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: are busy with work, they'll still reach out and go, hey,

733
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: I'm busy with work. Yeah. And also you said you

734
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: would tech Sydney Sydney back off to your date, So yeah,

735
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: I did, and I've just I've been slammed. I've been

736
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: slam work, working every day. Okay, Robert, it's a real reason.

737
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 1: I've been working my tail off. But okay, so neither

738
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 1: of you they'll have reached out to each other, and

739
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 1: she wants to know why you haven't actually just even

740
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:35,399
Speaker 1: texted her. Yeah, if it was the reason why it's

741
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: hard to believe. The work thing is because if you

742
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 1: like someone you got on a date, if you even

743
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 1: if you are busy, you might still reach out within

744
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 1: a week to say, hey, how are things going. Sorry,

745
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,439
Speaker 1: I haven't reached out yet. I've been super busy working

746
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: my tail off at work. But as soon as this

747
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: tail's not off anymore and it's on, then we're on

748
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 1: for a date. That that probably would have been better.

749
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just haven't done it. Been busy, been busy.

750
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 1: I mean, how busy are you that you can send

751
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: a text um really coming in hot on me? There?

752
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 1: My English friend um, but uh yeah, I uh yeah,

753
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: I've been I've been working, working hard. So yeah, that's

754
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 1: all I can tell you. I wish that's something better

755
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,959
Speaker 1: for you, but yeah, that's the truth. Does that sound

756
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: legit to you, Sydney, No, it doesn't. Wait what hey, Robert,

757
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: that's Sydney. She's actually on the line listening and wants

758
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,720
Speaker 1: to talk to you, and it sounds like she doesn't

759
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: believe you either. I don't manah, sorry, that just that

760
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 1: that sounds like an excuse to me. I don't know,

761
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,799
Speaker 1: don't I really am. I'm at lost here. I'm I'm

762
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: telling you the truth. I've been working, so uh yeah.

763
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: I wish I had had done the I'm busy, I'm

764
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: working thing, didn't do it, but yeah, been working, that's it.

765
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 1: This is true. But you aren't your best buy because

766
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 1: it's not even like a real career. Wow, that was

767
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:19,240
Speaker 1: kind of rude. Cut deep. It's an hourly job, Robert.

768
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 1: I mean you can't find time to text me, you know,

769
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 1: on a break, you know, because you get those in

770
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: hourly jobs like it just seems like you could have

771
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: found time. Wow. Okay, that's cool. Um, yes, it's an

772
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: hour's job. But it's still a job, and it's work,

773
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: and I've worked every day since we went on the day, Um,

774
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 1: long days, long hours. M Yes, your point you're making

775
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: is correct, but I really do not Um. I don't

776
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: like to tone about what I do for work. That's

777
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 1: kind of messed up. I'm just telling you the truth.

778
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: It's not a job that should really take that much

779
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 1: of your time. Wow. I mean you don't do you

780
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: know what he does at best Buy though, Sydney? I mean,

781
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: how many jobs are there a best Buy? I mean sales? Wow?

782
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 1: I have no idea, but I mean it's a job

783
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: and it sounds like dude works hard and he's getting money.

784
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but like it's it's not an adult the career.

785
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: I mean, it is if they want to make it

786
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: their career. Yeah. I still don't feel like it's demanding

787
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 1: enough to not be able to send a text. I agree. Okay,

788
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,479
Speaker 1: if you're the president, you can still send a text.

789
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 1: Yes you could. He still find time to send a text.

790
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: You all are not wrong. Everybody's not wrong that I

791
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: should have send a text. Having said that, the fact

792
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: that we're downplaying what I do for work messed up.

793
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 1: Messed up. Okay, forget the whole work thing. We're trying

794
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,919
Speaker 1: to figure out why though you don't want to see

795
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: her again. I didn't say I didn't want to hear again.

796
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 1: I just said it's been busy with work, but I

797
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: definitely don't want to see her now. Oh well, let's

798
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 1: let's hold on pump and brakes. Yeah, it's only because

799
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: she just made that comment about where you work, right,

800
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: It's not because of I think she did before. I

801
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: thought we did great on the date, Sydney. But that

802
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 1: was before I knew you were a bitch. Oh yow, Yeah,

803
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 1: before I found out you have no ambition in life. Okay,

804
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: come on, you guys, Sydney. You knew I worked it

805
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 1: best buy before we even one on the date. I

806
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,280
Speaker 1: don't know why it's a problem now all of a sudden,

807
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: because you get from feelings her because I didn't text

808
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: you back, and you didn't get that gratification right away,

809
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: like jeez. Well, I just thought that after we were

810
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: dating a while, you'd actually grow up and find a

811
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: real job and maybe although not be a huge ass,

812
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 1: which she turned out to be. So all right, well,

813
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: this has been fun. I do have to ask you

814
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 1: one more question and I am so happy for you guys,

815
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 1: because Sydney, would you like to go on another date

816
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: with Robert? Will pay for it? Or Robert, would you

817
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: like going on another date with Sydney? Will pay for it?

818
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: Absolutely not? She no usually put her on a day

819
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: get her another date because she's very needy for some

820
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: male attention. Obviously, I'm gonna go back to my my

821
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: garbage job it's not real and keep making money. Um. Yeah,

822
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 1: she she should go on the day she needs it.

823
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:13,800
Speaker 1: But my break is almost over from my really hourly job.

824
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: So you know, I've actually I've got to go so

825
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: by Sydney, by Felicia. I'm gonna find a man that

826
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:24,399
Speaker 1: makes actual money and has a real job. Okay, all right,

827
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 1: So it's a note that went well. The Jewels show

828
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: on demand Jebils dirty little secret person that's on the

829
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: phone to tell us a dirty little secret today. I've

830
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,839
Speaker 1: had their feces on me before. You might have too.

831
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 1: That's when I tell you who it is. You might

832
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: have also had its feces on you. Goodness, it's dirty

833
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 1: little secret text in four on No. Six one. You

834
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: can tell us anything you want if you have a

835
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: dirty little secret, and we always keep everybody anonymous. We

836
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. That's why everybody

837
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname when they want to tell

838
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret. And on the phone right now,

839
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,720
Speaker 1: shammoo the whale the world. You know, when they splashed

840
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 1: the water on the crowd's think about how dirty that

841
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: water is? That nasty, disgusting everywhere high shamo. Hey, guys,

842
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 1: ow are you good? So I hear you have a

843
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? I do? Yeah, so, Um, this kind

844
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: of goes back old school. When I was growing up

845
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 1: with my two siblings. Um, we had a just this terrible, old,

846
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 1: nasty neighbor who I mean, she would just complain all

847
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 1: the time and she'd rat on us all the time

848
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 1: in our parents. So for at least maybe five years,

849
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: my siblings and I did the same thing for May Day.

850
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you guys know what may

851
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: Day is. I mean I've known of May Day, I've

852
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: heard people say it, but I didn't know you did

853
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 1: things for it. What do you do for May Day? Yeah? No,

854
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: it's basically just leave flowers at the front door for

855
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: someone and and you kind of run away and look

856
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 1: for the person to open open the flowers for you

857
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 1: and it's like a surprise. Oh so it's never it's

858
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 1: like knock down ginger, you know when you run away

859
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: from someone's house. Down ginger. Yeah, when you knock on

860
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,720
Speaker 1: it and then run away. Yeah, it was called in England.

861
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 1: Uh huh, what's it got here? Ding well? Ding dong

862
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: ditch right? Yeah, I've never heard it called knockdown ginger.

863
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 1: But okay, So so the may Day you leave flowers

864
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 1: and then you ring the doorbell and run away and

865
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: then what watched them go? Oh my god, left flower?

866
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: That's May Day. That's what happened. So you definitely supposed

867
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: to be like a nice surprise for someone. It's almost

868
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: just like something out of the thin air, just oh

869
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 1: here it comes something nice. Well, the thing about it

870
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 1: was this lady was so nasty and my siblings and

871
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 1: I for the for literally four to five years, I'm

872
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: not sure if it was four or five. We talk

873
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 1: about all the time, but we rang the doorbell and

874
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 1: we who would leave the big pile of dog from

875
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: our dog shamrock right at the door. God, oh my god,

876
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 1: did you want it? And I would just sit there

877
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: with my siblings and we would hide around the around

878
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,359
Speaker 1: the corner of the house, and we would watch her

879
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: open it every single year. Finally, and the like the

880
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 1: third the last time we did it, she kicked the

881
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:17,800
Speaker 1: actual bag and just the flew down the stairs all

882
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: over and she was screaming out loud. She knew it

883
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: was us. She was screaming. She couldn't believe it, but

884
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: she felt for every single time on the same day.

885
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 1: That's funny, that's funny that bag. Well, I mean, if

886
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: you know what's in it? Did she know though, what's

887
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: in it? Well? Yeah, they did it four or five years, right,

888
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: Why was she kick it off? It sounds like she

889
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: deserved it? Oh yeah, she She was the nastiest lady man.

890
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 1: She would actually have a chart and anytime we'd walk

891
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: across her, like her grasp, she would put check marks

892
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: and she'd had this little chart and she'd yell the

893
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: neighbor like us out from the like the front door,

894
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: and say, I got another check mark on yea. She

895
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: definitely deserve to have dog poop on her porch. And

896
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 1: she she would threaten to call the cops on us

897
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: because of it too. If we had like three check

898
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: marks in a month, if we went on her lawn

899
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,240
Speaker 1: that was well maintained and we had three check marks.

900
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: We would get called the cops for, you know, I

901
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: don't know what the heck you'd try to pull off

902
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 1: your kids. That's weird. So did you did she tell

903
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: your mom that you would leave crap on her doorstep?

904
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: Oh no, My mom hated this lady too. Everyone hated

905
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: this lady. Was like understood that this lady was crazy.

906
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: Urged it. I think she got a laugh out of it.

907
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: If she's still alive, you should do a little throwback Thursday,

908
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: even though it's not I don't even know, and you're

909
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 1: bigger now, you're not a kid anymore, you know, So

910
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: just go to a dog park and then take the

911
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 1: trash bag out of the trash kind of dog park

912
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: and leave that on the front door. You won't get

913
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: any way. It looks doing that gusting. All right, Well,

914
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. It

915
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: is actually dirty. Thank you? What's your dirty little secrets?

916
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: Did you? Bill show demand? I'm not going because my

917
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: conscience doesn't feel like because you have a girlfriend, Jos.

918
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: That is a clip from last week's show. It's a

919
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 1: jewels show. That was English Ivan talking about how he

920
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: was going to a bachelor party over the weekend but

921
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: deciding to sit out going to the strip club with

922
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: the rest of the bachelor's because I have a go

923
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: because he has a girlfriend and Alex would not let

924
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: him off the hook. English Evan was the only guy

925
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 1: in this bachelor party who was planning on not going

926
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: to the strip club, and we talked to him for

927
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: a while about a lot of the listeners texted in

928
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 1: it's at four one O six one and called in

929
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 1: telling English Evan to man up and head to the

930
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: strip club, regardless of if you have a girlfriend. Remember

931
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,439
Speaker 1: English Evan's girlfriend wasn't the one who said, now, don't

932
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: go to the strip club. She wanted him to go

933
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: go to the strip club, and he said ethically, morally,

934
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 1: I could not do that in that exact tone. So

935
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: now we need an update. Though when we talked about

936
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: it last Friday, you were pretty much sure that you

937
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: weren't going to go to the strip club. Right this

938
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,399
Speaker 1: bachelor party, you're gonna sit it out. We're gonna say

939
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to seven eleven and get a big

940
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: goal something. Well, all your friends were at the strip club.

941
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 1: I don't know obviously you got back from your bachelor

942
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 1: party weekend. Yes, some buddies, Yes I did. Alex Was

943
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: asked you on Monday, she said, so did you go?

944
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: Did you end up going to the strip club? And

945
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 1: you were kind of hung over? And you're like, um, well,

946
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you about that on Friday. So now

947
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 1: it's time to find out if English Evan actually went

948
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 1: to the strip club. We'll just let Evan tell his story.

949
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 1: And the only appropriate way I can think to give

950
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: Evan the spotlight he deserves to tell his story is

951
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:42,280
Speaker 1: just welcome to the stage. English Evan standing about six

952
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:48,320
Speaker 1: foot one with red hair not down there. Carpet doesn't

953
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: match the drapes because the carpet is actually hardwood floors. Anyway,

954
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 1: stepping up to the stage, gonna get on the bowl

955
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 1: and work it for you guys. So tip him, well,

956
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: I remember this is how he eats. But look at

957
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 1: that badis you're as get It doesn't look like he's

958
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:09,720
Speaker 1: been eating a lot shakes because those abs are ripped.

959
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: Give it up for English Evan working for you, Yeah,

960
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 1: tip him? Well, Okay, So I don't know if that

961
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: made any sense to you, since you probably didn't go

962
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 1: to the strip club. But that's how kind of sleazy

963
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 1: strip couple DJs sounds sometimes. Didn't know what you were doing.

964
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:31,399
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so that's what that was. Okay, Well, before

965
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: we actually get into the story, there's some other things

966
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 1: that happened before, like I did or did not go

967
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 1: to the strip club that I need to mention. Okay, Okay,

968
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 1: So it's probably a hard decision for you to make.

969
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 1: I mean, oh yeah, he already made it up. He

970
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 1: wasn't going. No, he said he wasn't going, but I

971
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 1: was decided. So but okay, So we're on a bachelor

972
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 1: party and one of my buddies who was with me

973
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 1: at the bachelor party, he had placed a bet on

974
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 1: the NFL draft, So he had bet one hundred and

975
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: fifty dollars and if he won, he was going to

976
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 1: get five thousand dollars. Okay, Yeah, So cut to nine

977
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 1: grown men outside of PF Change. Welcome to the stage.

978
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 1: Nine grown man dancing around outside five thousand dollars. I

979
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: guess you were dancing outside of PF Change because you won.

980
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 1: We decided to go to another bar because now we

981
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,359
Speaker 1: have like five thousand dollars. It's like, you know, time

982
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 1: to have a good time. You can buy a few

983
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: drinks with that exactly, or you can ride a mechanical bull.

984
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:26,720
Speaker 1: You wrote a ball? Hell yeah, that was amazing. Yes drunk?

985
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: Is there a video? Yes, there's a video. Happened to Yeah,

986
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: and guess what I did? Though? After? What did you

987
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 1: drew up all my food? A PF changs everywhere? Oh

988
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: my god, there were so much duck in the bathroom. Okay,

989
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 1: you know, there's just some details that don't need to

990
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 1: but it was so crist So we're trying to figure

991
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,719
Speaker 1: out if english haven't actually went to the strip club

992
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: because he went to the bachelor party. I want to

993
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 1: call him. He went to a bachelor party and he

994
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: was the only one in the whole bachelor party deciding

995
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 1: not to go to the strip club, not because his

996
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:00,320
Speaker 1: girlfriend told him not to, because English Haven it was like,

997
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 1: it's ethically wrong to go to a strip club if

998
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:04,799
Speaker 1: he has a girlfriend. You're probably thinking about Alex being

999
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,239
Speaker 1: upset at you for not going to the strip club.

1000
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 1: You're probably thinking about all the listeners that texted in

1001
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 1: and called in saying that you should go to the

1002
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,359
Speaker 1: strip club. You're probably thinking about the fact that your

1003
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: girlfriend said it's cool if you go to a strip club,

1004
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: and that you're the only person that has a problem

1005
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,879
Speaker 1: with going to the strip club for this bachelor party

1006
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: at that moment. Exactly. Okay, so what did you do?

1007
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 1: So I text my girlfriend saying, be prepared. Oh, I'm

1008
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 1: going to the strip club. That lazy gentleman, the redhead,

1009
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:39,799
Speaker 1: decided to break his ethic code and he's taking sin

1010
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,800
Speaker 1: a stage right now. He's breaking all kinds of ethic codes.

1011
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,919
Speaker 1: Look at him. That guy is morally bankrupt. His name

1012
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: is English Evan, he's got red hair, and he don't

1013
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 1: care because he actually decided to go to the strip club.

1014
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 1: You did, yes, And the reason that I mentioned the

1015
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 1: bet as well because my friend won the five thousand dollars.

1016
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,919
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you gotta well, and he's given out money

1017
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,399
Speaker 1: to everyone. So now I have like one hundred ones

1018
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: in my pockets. Hold on, are you saying that you

1019
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 1: got a freaking lap dance or something? Are you throwing one?

1020
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm throwing ones. I'm making it rain. I threw thirty

1021
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:12,280
Speaker 1: ones at a woman at thirty. I pegged her straight

1022
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,799
Speaker 1: in the chest. It was like a baseball pitch just

1023
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: hit her and it went, it made a sound, but

1024
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 1: it hit her, Oh my god. Yeah, but when you know,

1025
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 1: it hit her in the chest. She looked at me,

1026
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: and I looked at her and I just I said sorry,

1027
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry. I'm still sorry. You

1028
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: should have prized said sorry for that. Ye love The

1029
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 1: Jebel Show on demand