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Speaker 1: Sucking up. Hold on that we got it for you here.

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Speaker 1: It is a strawberry letter. Yeah you know what, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: thank you. As a matter of fact, is so good.

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Speaker 1: If you've got kids, you may not want them to

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Speaker 1: hear this one. Okay, yeah, subject the reesum. About two

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Speaker 1: months ago, my wife asked me what I wanted for

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Speaker 1: my birthday and I told her my biggest fantasy was

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Speaker 1: to have a threesome. It took some persuading and finally

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Speaker 1: she gave in, let's just say, the best birthday present

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Speaker 1: I have had in a long time until the lights

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Speaker 1: came on. To my surprise, lying next to my wife

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Speaker 1: was her mother. Wow. Wow, Yeah, I'll read it again.

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Speaker 1: To my surprise, lying next to my wife wife was

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Speaker 1: her mother Mama. Now I got to admit I have

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Speaker 1: always thought my mother in law was fine as heck. Wow,

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Speaker 1: But now I'm feeling kind of guilty when I'm around

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Speaker 1: my father in law. Just the other day she told

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Speaker 1: me she wanted She told me she wanted the same

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Speaker 1: thing for her birthday. Help. How do I get out

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Speaker 1: of this situation? And do I tell my father in law? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you cannot be serious with that stupid question. You cannot

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Speaker 1: be serious. Can you tell your father in law? Uh? No?

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Speaker 1: Or tell him and see how that goes for you.

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Speaker 1: Those are your choices. No, do not tell your father

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Speaker 1: in law. Okay, this whole letter is crazy, of course,

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Speaker 1: you know. But I'm really, really, really surprised at your wife,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just as equally surprised at her mom. I mean,

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Speaker 1: just the thought of this makes me shudder for real.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of relationship your wife and

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Speaker 1: her mother have. I don't know. I mean, how did

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Speaker 1: she get her mom to agree to this? What does

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Speaker 1: she say to convince her? I just think maybe in

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Speaker 1: your wife's crazy mind that you know, maybe she'd rather

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Speaker 1: be her mom than a girlfriend or some stranger or something.

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Speaker 1: I really don't get this. And if your wife wants

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Speaker 1: the same thing for her birthday, what does that mean?

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Speaker 1: And are you gonna do it? This letter is crazy?

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Speaker 1: Six six Steve, I don't have any answer for them.

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't have anything Your turn, man, I

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Speaker 1: don't even know whether start this is crazy. First of all,

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Speaker 1: let me just start at the beginning of this disbelief.

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Speaker 1: If my wife comes to me and says, Steve, what

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Speaker 1: do you want for your birthday. I cannot, I can't.

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Speaker 1: I cannot say to this woman my biggest fantasy is

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Speaker 1: to have a threesome because she's gonna move, she gonna

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Speaker 1: pack up, move. I'm pretty sure she'd hear some money,

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Speaker 1: so that plus half. Um. That's the first thing I

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Speaker 1: can't do is tell my wife I want a threesome.

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Speaker 1: And then it took some persuading and she finally gave in.

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Speaker 1: You had the best birthday present I've had in a

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Speaker 1: long time. Right, that statement through me. You get a

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Speaker 1: threesome with your wife and someone else, and it's the

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Speaker 1: best birthday present you had in a long time. What

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Speaker 1: was your other guilt? I'm just trying to figure what

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Speaker 1: was your other guilt if you got this one and

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Speaker 1: this was the best one in a long time. You

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Speaker 1: have some hellified birthdays. Son congratulating or you, my man,

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Speaker 1: I shall want to know where the hell happened on

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Speaker 1: his other birthday until the lights came on. To my surprise,

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Speaker 1: laying next to my wife was her mother. I probably

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Speaker 1: shouldn't say this. Oh, I've had a few mother in

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Speaker 1: laws in my time. I'm just putting it out there. Huh.

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Speaker 1: I've had a few mother in laws in my day

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Speaker 1: is at the end of the now. I wanted them,

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Speaker 1: could I cut the lights on and look over there?

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Speaker 1: And they lay in there exactly. I don't know who

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Speaker 1: your mother in law is, he says. She finds this. Heck,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. When I come back, I have the rest.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm stunned. All right, Steve, come on, let's get

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Speaker 1: to part two of your response to today's As always,

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Speaker 1: me and my partner in crime are gonna do some improv.

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Speaker 1: Tommy is gonna be the girl, the daughter who is

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Speaker 1: going to ask the mama who is who is me?

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Speaker 1: Tommy gonna play the daughter asking the mama about this

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Speaker 1: threesome with a husband named Rodney. Okay, okay, here go.

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Speaker 1: Hey mama, Hey, how are you doing? Oh lord? Every

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Speaker 1: things all right? You know it's I think it's from

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Speaker 1: the rain outside. Yeah. These coins, yeah, coins and starting

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Speaker 1: to wear me. But you're looking good though, mom. You

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Speaker 1: know I've been trying to hold it together, you know,

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Speaker 1: but oh, these girdles, it's it's well put together though,

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Speaker 1: it's well put together. Thank you. Baby. You know that

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Speaker 1: fruit don't fall far from the tree. That's why you

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Speaker 1: bless you, you know. I was thinking about both of

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Speaker 1: us being blessed. Um we is you know, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: what you know you got a good father and I

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Speaker 1: got a good husb. Yes, yes, what mom? What you

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Speaker 1: bes in next Friday? Let me see next Friday church,

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Speaker 1: Mr Man, I gotta go down Barbara and do all

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Speaker 1: hell I'm doing Barbara's you know, I mean later that

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Speaker 1: like late Friday night, you know, ten third eleven. Oh, well, okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's what's going on? Well, it's it's

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Speaker 1: it is ridingey birthday? Tell him, I said, happy birthday.

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Speaker 1: What what's funny you say that? Uh? I want to

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Speaker 1: really give him a nice happy birthday. Yeah, we'll go ahead.

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Speaker 1: What it was, Well, I was gonna. I want to

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Speaker 1: throw him a little something and I want enough you

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Speaker 1: can come and ask you for something in particular. Yes

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Speaker 1: he did. Uh. He wants to um to have a

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Speaker 1: special kind of party, Mama. It's called a threesome. Just

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Speaker 1: want people at the party. Yeah basically, yeah, that's interesting,

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Speaker 1: and I want you to be that one at the party. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the three of us together. Well, that's don't say much

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Speaker 1: like a Paul. We're gonna we'll see, mama, what we're

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Speaker 1: gonna do with the party is in the bedroom and me,

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Speaker 1: you and Rottney gonna be niked me, you and that

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Speaker 1: little fine Rodney. Yes, Mama, please do this for me.

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Speaker 1: Where you here's my daughter, and that is my son

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Speaker 1: in law. And if you know, if your data keep

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Speaker 1: you all together, I guess I going down the turn

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Speaker 1: turn his little young ass on. All right, Thank you, Steve.

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Speaker 1: You know we got to get out of here. You

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Speaker 1: can email us or instagram us your thoughts on today's

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Speaker 1: Strawberry letter at my girls. Surely you're listening to Steve

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