WEBVTT - TikTok is a form of meditation

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<v Speaker 1>Long time.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm emotionally and physically drained. Everything has been happening and

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<v Speaker 2>it's never ending, and it doesn't stop. Nothing bad, only good.

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<v Speaker 2>But my brain can make a good thing bad. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, Wait, stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Like replying to yourself like that, because you're not really

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<v Speaker 1>saying anything.

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<v Speaker 2>My brain can make a good thing go bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine how excited your brain would be if you read

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<v Speaker 1>an actual good book.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Infinite Jess, I ran I read fifty pages of

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<v Speaker 2>infinite Jazz.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you read fifty shades of Gray, not fifty pages

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<v Speaker 1>of Infinite Jess.

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<v Speaker 2>You're mixing the two U fifty shades of gray.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a feeling that our core audience are the

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like people who were in high school watching

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<v Speaker 1>quickly shades of or reading fifty shades of gray. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I did know that because I was reading all my

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<v Speaker 1>fucking iPod touch in class.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Twilight fifty shades of gray, Lolita, and it's giving Lalita.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think we need to talk about something this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>I did something really amazing. I'm going to hit you

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<v Speaker 1>in the back of the head. You already right at

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<v Speaker 1>the top of your spinal cord, so that everything collapses

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<v Speaker 1>at one.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna hit my occipital lobes so I lose all function.

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<v Speaker 1>Something really excited happened this whoa, something really exciting happened

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>We did something really exciting happened. Please don't hit me.

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<v Speaker 1>But I broke a record this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck, and you broke a crazy wreck sheet.

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<v Speaker 1>If you can tell by my low energy, something off

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<v Speaker 1>will happen.

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<v Speaker 2>It's guys, it is the most insane thing. You're about

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<v Speaker 2>to see a world record. Actually, like actually, I'm really

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<v Speaker 2>notice it's giving like meth. Like that's what it's giving, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's giving.

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<v Speaker 1>METHI what I did, But I did something. I did

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<v Speaker 1>cheat in this competition where it ended up?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it's where.

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<v Speaker 1>I ended up?

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<v Speaker 2>What nineteen hours and twenty five minutes? She literally literally

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<v Speaker 2>twenty hours? Round that up. That's twenty hours, babe. You

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<v Speaker 2>had four and a half hour hours.

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<v Speaker 1>I got good timing on there.

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<v Speaker 2>You brushed your teeth and that's the only time you

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<v Speaker 2>weren't looking at your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>While I was awake. No, I was still looking at it.

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<v Speaker 1>I had TikTok playing while I was flossing, and I

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<v Speaker 1>would be flossing and then use my pink to keep.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally do that when I'm brushing my teeth and

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<v Speaker 2>I have like wet hands after I washed my face.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like getting water all over my phone. But like

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<v Speaker 2>the same TikTok is playing for three minutes and so

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<v Speaker 2>I like go to swipe it and a drop of

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<v Speaker 2>water hits my screen and like follows the person comments

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<v Speaker 2>some crazy shit then like likes the video like it's insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, you're can I see your comment history? How often

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<v Speaker 1>does that happen?

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<v Speaker 2>And you see comment history?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually can?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you do that? Let's see what I have

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<v Speaker 2>comment Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually want to go through mine too, because I

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes will find random people.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, how do you do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? Here you go to like the activity center and

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<v Speaker 1>then it says comment center.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on a screen record.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm just gonna screenshot of you because some of

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<v Speaker 1>them are just like me being a sweet, like caring person,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just like don't think it's necessary to like

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<v Speaker 1>brag about that, So I'm gonna here.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So my most recent one is I'm not a

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<v Speaker 2>twink because someone called me an or any of my

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<v Speaker 2>twink handler. No, I'm not a fucking twink. Bitch. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>get one thing fucking Let's get one thing fucking twink.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a twink. You know what I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>go for. There, we can fix this out together. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>get one thing straight. I'm no, no, no, no, let's get

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<v Speaker 2>one thing straight.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a twink.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no no no no never never never,

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<v Speaker 2>never never never.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get one thing twink.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ter, yes, there is, but I'm straight. I'm the first. Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, do I like can confirm this. He is a

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<v Speaker 1>born again straight person. I haven't been so long straight again.

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<v Speaker 1>So guys stops up with all the comments only I'm

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to make them.

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<v Speaker 2>My comments are bunk as fuck. Also, you make bad comments. Literally,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just like love this aphex twin first. First, First,

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<v Speaker 2>I've commented first three different times, like literally, look that's

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<v Speaker 2>wrong with for four times. There's I clocked first four

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<v Speaker 2>times and it's not. I'm never first, And it's mainly

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<v Speaker 2>on like fan accounts videos.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, okay, question question mark, question mark on this,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, okay, Like I love commenting stuff like

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<v Speaker 1>that on random tiktoks of people I literally don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so fun somebody said I.

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<v Speaker 2>Comment so much. Actually true, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought two days later, I said.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I actually comment so much on shit, like actually

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<v Speaker 2>literally you.

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<v Speaker 1>Are all Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is, I I never realized that.

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<v Speaker 1>You the way you consume TikTok really scares me because

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<v Speaker 1>you actually interact and you actually comment, You actually like everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're a bomb, you were literally Ai. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>Kai made such a good point. I was like, when

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<v Speaker 2>I use TikTok, I'm completely useless and I have no

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<v Speaker 2>thoughts in my brain at all. And Kai said, well,

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<v Speaker 2>people train thirty years of their lives to not have

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<v Speaker 2>or thirty years of their life to not have thoughts,

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<v Speaker 2>so maybe you're doing something right. And I was like, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>literally it is like meditation.

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<v Speaker 3>My theory is that drain or Drew's brain is as

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<v Speaker 3>healthy as like the Dolly.

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<v Speaker 2>Loma exactly, and I have like the similar ideals and

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<v Speaker 2>values and people worship me in this very similar way. Mindfulness. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>completely no thoughts, no thoughts, and like I kind of

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<v Speaker 2>eat in that way. Girl, what the hell are you

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<v Speaker 2>looking at?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just amazed at where the human brain can go.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. We've been saying for.

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<v Speaker 1>Self reassurance when they are in terrible danger.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Drew, you're super delusional.

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<v Speaker 2>But also know what I switch up when a girl

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<v Speaker 2>talks about it. That's what you should serve, my queen.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my fucking d.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was just thinking about how I've sat on

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast and say that playing games and Fortnite is

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<v Speaker 1>basically a form of meditation. So I really can't talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Oh yeah, okay, Like, but your form of

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<v Speaker 1>medicine is not fucking meditation. You're watching like some of

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<v Speaker 1>the most brain wrought shit ever. I don't think TikTok.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think TikTok is the same commenting. I just

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<v Speaker 3>know it's bubblegum pink. I see your comments.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I go crazy in the comments.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes crazy with the first first Please tell me

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<v Speaker 1>where this is from?

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<v Speaker 2>Is crazy vibes? Okay, So I wrote this down this

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<v Speaker 2>morning because I literally have nothing else to talk about,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's so fucking long, and it's kind of a

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<v Speaker 2>new vibe, like it's a new vibe for us, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how you're going to feel about it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm trying things. I'm trying things. I'm throwing shit

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<v Speaker 2>at the wall to see what sticks. But so this

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<v Speaker 2>is titled the Human Body Exhibition.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally like I can't stand you.

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<v Speaker 2>I no, okay, so in China.

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<v Speaker 3>Way what I know when you say that it's about

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<v Speaker 3>to be like the craziest ship.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is about to be the craziest thing you've

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<v Speaker 1>ever on earthed on TikTok and somehow to TikTok with

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe forty k used by you're the only really

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<v Speaker 1>human who you are spot on like you have never

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<v Speaker 1>been more right in your life, Like that is exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what happened.

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<v Speaker 4>And I like, here is the TikTok Reporter, Like you

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<v Speaker 4>need to start a keep channel called the TikTok Report.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's only facts not checked be a Google and

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<v Speaker 4>just gone through Drew.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of like a murder mystery, Like that's what

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<v Speaker 2>this is. It's like it's like wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, wait, okay, this is an exhibit because I'm still confused.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where the human body exhibit. Is that what you're

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<v Speaker 1>calling this? Because that's also we need to workshop that.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's this exhibition that goes around that shows like

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<v Speaker 2>human beings like literally like skinned, and it shows like

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<v Speaker 2>the musculature, it shows like your veins and vessels and

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<v Speaker 2>all that shit your heart and it's like this thing

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<v Speaker 2>where these humans that were once alive are on displayed

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<v Speaker 2>and embalmed and processed. Yeah, it's real people and it's

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<v Speaker 2>there for literally everyone to see, and it's a vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>I fully support it. I'm like I need to see

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<v Speaker 2>what's inside my body to be aware of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Like period, I hate seeing it because I know it stinks. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>it always it always, like I literally can't see anything

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<v Speaker 5>medical and know, like I know it's hot and it stinks.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like seeing the insive the body being hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's so warm in there, like it radiates heat

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<v Speaker 1>and stent literally.

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<v Speaker 2>So apparently the people at these exhibitions were hospital patients

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<v Speaker 2>that passed away and gave consent or gave the rights

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<v Speaker 2>a way to be put on display for everyone to see.

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<v Speaker 2>They either old age health issues like whatever it is,

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<v Speaker 2>and like that's the tea. But there's no proof of it,

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<v Speaker 2>Like there's not like like actual proof.

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<v Speaker 1>What you going down the legal reasoning as to why

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<v Speaker 1>it is morally acceptable that the dead bodies are being

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<v Speaker 1>shown for science, and you know, and that's the sea,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I need to be a history teacher and talk

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, like, aren't all history teachers like gay.

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<v Speaker 1>With Yeah, literally my history teacher. I will never forget

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<v Speaker 1>his outfits because he wore the tightest salmon trousers I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen.

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<v Speaker 2>On a human man, like I Samon trus.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I think every morning he got them stitched to

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<v Speaker 1>his body.

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<v Speaker 2>They were unreal salmon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they were like a salmon color. Remember that era

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<v Speaker 1>where like men were wearing like salmon.

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<v Speaker 2>Salmon is gay. He's Metro, he's Metro. Sorry, he's Metros. Actually, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this is where miss girl comes in. Miss Zang. She

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<v Speaker 2>is a news anchor in I think it's Dallian Daien Dallian.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like this part in China, and she's like a

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<v Speaker 2>very very popular news anchor. She's like the it girl,

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<v Speaker 2>Like everybody loved her. She had no problems, Like no

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<v Speaker 2>one had any problems with her. She was beautiful and

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<v Speaker 2>people loved her. That's that's that. Well, if you go

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<v Speaker 2>and look her up now, all of the archives and

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<v Speaker 2>all of the content from this new station of her

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<v Speaker 2>is deleted. They like completely eradicated it off the internet,

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<v Speaker 2>which is like insane, Right, where the fuck did it go?

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<v Speaker 2>Where did all of this go well, in nineteen ninety eight,

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<v Speaker 2>she would mysteriously go missing. Wait, I'm eating this up

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<v Speaker 2>right now. I'm crazy. I'm going crazy. I'm going crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>You said you were like scared of me last night because.

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<v Speaker 1>You scare me. We'll talk about that after.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. But in nineteen ninety eight, eight, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, she would mysteriously go missing and her family

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, like she's full term pregnant, Like she's

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<v Speaker 2>like eight or nine months pregnant, Like where or eight

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<v Speaker 2>or seven or eight months pregnant? Like where is she?

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<v Speaker 2>We need to find her. But the craziest part about

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<v Speaker 2>it is the baby daddy. They didn't know who the

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<v Speaker 2>baby daddy was, but she knew and her family or

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<v Speaker 2>someone someone knew and leaked this information or knew and

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<v Speaker 2>leaked this information. But the baby daddy was the mayor

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<v Speaker 2>of the I don't know how to say it, Dallian Daien, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>of the city, mayor of the city, and the mayor

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<v Speaker 2>of the city. Okay, I lost my notes hold on,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it literally got deleted. I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you good in school?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm good at regurgitating information. I don't actually learn it.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, let me get back to where it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, she was the mistress of the mayor, which is Tea,

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<v Speaker 2>which is Ta. She was the girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Does she end up in the exhibit? Is that where

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<v Speaker 1>this is going?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but no. Allegedly she was pregnant with her his baby.

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<v Speaker 2>The story goes that the wife found out and was

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<v Speaker 2>fucking his She was not happy. Obviously, she was very unhappy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so annoying. Let him like love.

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<v Speaker 2>And the last reported sightings of missus Zang she was

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<v Speaker 2>at this hotel motel holiday Inferiod. The way she was

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<v Speaker 2>at this like hotel motel Vibe, and people were saying

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<v Speaker 2>that she was like trying to self harm, but like

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<v Speaker 2>no one actually saw it happen, Like I don't remember

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<v Speaker 2>who reported that she was trying to self harm. But

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<v Speaker 2>it was like a very shaky Yeah, it was a

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<v Speaker 2>very shaky. Yeah, literally it was a very shaky like

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<v Speaker 2>whatever end?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>What is that called? Very shaky like not loose end

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<v Speaker 2>but split end. It is a split in like it

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<v Speaker 2>was a solid lead, solid lead yeah yeah yea yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>okay wait wait wait wait wait we're coming back, We're

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<v Speaker 2>coming back. Being in a bag.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's crazy because it is the longest time

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<v Speaker 1>I've gone without interrupting you, and this is insane, right right,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta get you on TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would eat, I would eat. Okay, Well, anyways,

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter. She disappeared. Everyone just assumed she died. They

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<v Speaker 2>did not have the body, They could not find a body,

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<v Speaker 2>and the family still to this day is searching for

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<v Speaker 2>the body. Well, the craziest part about all of this

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<v Speaker 2>is that human Exhibition opens up two years later and

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<v Speaker 2>guess who fucking owns Okay, so the factory is in

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<v Speaker 2>the city, was that she went missing in guess who

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<v Speaker 2>fucking owns the factory? The mayor, the mayor's wife, and

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<v Speaker 2>which is Tea that found out and was really fucking

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<v Speaker 2>pissed about all of this shit, and everyone's like like

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<v Speaker 2>started like looking into this because they were like, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck, Like this is like actually kind of crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they look at all these bodies and they

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<v Speaker 2>see that there's a body that matches her shape, size,

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<v Speaker 2>the amount of time she was pregnant. It's like seven

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<v Speaker 2>or eight months pregnant. The body that is on like display,

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<v Speaker 2>which is crazy. Then years later, a controversy comes out

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<v Speaker 2>that the bodies in the exhibition weren't actually from a hospital,

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<v Speaker 2>that they were like Chinese prisoners that were quote unquote executed,

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<v Speaker 2>which is also insane.

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<v Speaker 1>So they weren't like they were at legal nice gestures

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<v Speaker 1>to sign and we.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't they yeah, exactly, they don't even know if they

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<v Speaker 2>like signed up to be used, which is like absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>insane and obviously like.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me find out my dead body is like prancing

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<v Speaker 1>around on a tour like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the rumors came out, the mayor was started started

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<v Speaker 2>to be looked into. The mayor was like tried in

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<v Speaker 2>sentence on like crimes of corruption. The wife went to

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<v Speaker 2>jail for murdering her coworkers, so she is literally a killer.

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<v Speaker 2>She killed that person and put her on display in

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<v Speaker 2>this fucking factory like she's some weird sickle. But then

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<v Speaker 2>it started making me think about like like the people

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<v Speaker 2>that like put on these human exhibitions and they like

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<v Speaker 2>literally just mutilate and like play with dead bodies all day.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, you're a freak, and like you're finding

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<v Speaker 2>your outlets so you don't have to like go and

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<v Speaker 2>kill other people and like rip them apart.

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<v Speaker 1>Are there people dedicated to science and learning, Like my

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<v Speaker 1>why in that?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not buying that?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that sounds like something that if I was a really,

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<v Speaker 1>really shitty screenwriter and director at Peacock, I'd be like,

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<v Speaker 1>I got my next big fucking like that's one of

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<v Speaker 1>those stories that the simple human brain would be like, and.

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<v Speaker 2>They were made out of wat the whole time, and.

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<v Speaker 1>They and it was all a dream. Like that sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like something somebody would be like, I'm gonna make this

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<v Speaker 1>movie just for it to be the worst movie ever,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's no way to make that story more interesting

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<v Speaker 1>than it is just an interesting story.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true. But did I eat? Like, be honest,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah did?

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<v Speaker 1>You're in like a calorie deficit for sure, but you ate,

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<v Speaker 1>but not as much like you you might starve if

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<v Speaker 1>we don't get.

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<v Speaker 7>Urish.

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<v Speaker 1>You're definitely in a calorie deficit.

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<v Speaker 2>I did leave a lot. I didn't leave crumbs. I

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<v Speaker 2>left crumbs, but they were like bite sized, they were

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<v Speaker 2>enough for a leftover. Yeah, you're talented and sexy, thank you. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I decided I'm tired of being put down all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Tell you what? Tell me Like, I'm sexy, you're fucking sexy.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're begging for compliments. That's so pathetic.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, he doesn't have to beg me. He just did

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<v Speaker 2>being put down again.

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<v Speaker 3>Wanted to You're sexy in your You don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Even compliment him before he has to beg you, like

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<v Speaker 1>I say something mean and then he has to say

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<v Speaker 1>your name, and then you say something. But why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you just jump in because you know I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>be a bitch. Drew, your stupid Drew.

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<v Speaker 2>You're sexy, you have a perfect penis.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I gave you a good spot. You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Queen.

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<v Speaker 1>Josie is staring at me like a freak in the hallway.

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<v Speaker 2>He's so crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>How about this Jokesiah thought he had COVID and then

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<v Speaker 1>he tested negative for two days. But when he thought

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<v Speaker 1>he had COVID, he came back to our house and

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<v Speaker 1>slept in quarantined at our fucking house.

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<v Speaker 2>And what's even crazier is he slept in my bed

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<v Speaker 2>three inches away from my face. And I was telling Kay,

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<v Speaker 2>I wake up every single night in the middle of

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<v Speaker 2>the night with Josiah breathing in my fucking face, And

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<v Speaker 2>I wake up and I look at him and I

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<v Speaker 2>like flip around like super angrily, and I'm like super pissed,

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<v Speaker 2>and like Josiah wakes up and does the same the

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<v Speaker 2>other way. But we always like wake up in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle of the night and like look at each other

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<v Speaker 2>for like two seconds and then like we don't process

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<v Speaker 2>it and then we just roll over.

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<v Speaker 3>And You're so lucky, dude, Like I wish, I wish

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<v Speaker 3>that was my life. I have like a doll, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's not the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you have a what is it like a twin bed,

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<v Speaker 1>so another person could have sleep in there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's smaller than a twin bed, Oh, some micro it's

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<v Speaker 3>a crib.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you have a toddler mattress giving c night to

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<v Speaker 1>twelve month mattress.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that mattress is thin, but it as a peapad,

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<v Speaker 3>so that adds.

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you pissing yourself in your sleep?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I do. Number three, I like you wish.

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<v Speaker 1>Adults still piss the bed because that would be hella funny,

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<v Speaker 1>Like fuck, oh my god, I'm gonna be late today

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<v Speaker 1>because I pissed the bed and I wish she was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like marmalies and away I started again.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't touch your homegirl, and be like, bro, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>literally gonna be like, I fucking pissed the bed. But

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<v Speaker 1>I guess girls kind of have that because we just

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<v Speaker 1>leak blood in our sheets. But that's like more terrorizing

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<v Speaker 1>to like the human I.

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<v Speaker 3>Will say, I do make girls laugh so hard that

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<v Speaker 3>they pissed themselves pretty often, So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it's similar.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So if you've spent maybe like twelve hours with

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<v Speaker 1>the total woman in your life, it's maybe like four

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<v Speaker 1>two of those including family members, one being me, one

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<v Speaker 1>someone else who you're probably holding hostage. Yeah, but you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't made me pissed from laughing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well the hostage then.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've seen your mom around you and I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the hostage. It's the hostage.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you're right, my mom doesn't fuck with me.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, Actually, we met Kay's mom and she was

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<v Speaker 1>the sweetest, such a vibe After the show. She came

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<v Speaker 1>up to me and spoke to me, and I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like I was speaking to an NPR host a really

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<v Speaker 1>good way. Yeah, Like, she was so nice to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what the hell is happening?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, she's so happy that you guys like take care

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<v Speaker 3>of me.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm serious.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, I know who's going to change your

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<v Speaker 1>pist pad on your bed If it's not us?

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<v Speaker 3>I know you guys got me off the streets.

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<v Speaker 7>So.

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<v Speaker 2>You make it like as like hiding in their dumpster

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<v Speaker 2>can And it was crying in the rain, and we

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<v Speaker 2>found him and brought him in.

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<v Speaker 1>He was hiding in the bushes waiting for us to

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<v Speaker 1>move in here. He's the oh, because he's the intruder. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that makes sense because he was the intruder. He came

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<v Speaker 1>in and he was like, damn, yeah, it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Just crazy how I manifested this by breaking into your house.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I decided that I hate couples sitting on the

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<v Speaker 1>same side of the table and restaurants and it literally

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't be allowed.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I sit on the same side as my mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Why that's thank you, that's his mother, thank you. It's

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<v Speaker 2>platonic race.

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<v Speaker 1>He's so closer.

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<v Speaker 2>It just meat I feel.

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<v Speaker 1>But do you understand what I'm saying? Like, and nothing

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<v Speaker 1>makes me more uncomfortable than walking into a restaurant and

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<v Speaker 1>there's two random, fucking freak strangers holding onto each other

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<v Speaker 1>and just staring at you go through the restaurant. It's

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<v Speaker 1>already enough that when you walk into a restaurant, people

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<v Speaker 1>naturally just kind of like gaze around and you might

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<v Speaker 1>be looked at, So you feel like you're being looked at.

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<v Speaker 1>But these two freaks who are like weirdly sexual right now,

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<v Speaker 1>are like staring at you. It fucking freaks me out.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally fucking hate it. Like, Also, it's so inconvenient

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<v Speaker 1>to me. It's way more inconvenient to sit next to

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<v Speaker 1>someone and have to like turn your head the whole

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<v Speaker 1>time than to just sit across the table. Also, are

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<v Speaker 1>you guys cheating on your significant other? Why do you

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<v Speaker 1>have to be so close in a public space? Like

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<v Speaker 1>you can go home after this, You can go to

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<v Speaker 1>your house and like be all over each other. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to do that in public.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's I think it's cute personally, a little cute,

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<v Speaker 2>But when it's creepy. It's creepy when their backs our

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<v Speaker 2>face towards everyone else, Like if they're sitting up against

0:22:03.760 --> 0:22:07.680
<v Speaker 2>the wall and they're looking out that slide, but if

0:22:07.720 --> 0:22:10.920
<v Speaker 2>their backs are facing towards everybody, I'm like, y'all are

0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:12.920
<v Speaker 2>up to no good. Like this is creepy.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel the complete opposite. I don't want to see

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<v Speaker 1>the face of the perpetrator, like I want their backs

0:22:18.119 --> 0:22:19.760
<v Speaker 1>to be to me. But I feel like couples who

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<v Speaker 1>do always have their faces facing the whole fucking restaurant,

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<v Speaker 1>like they're trying.

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<v Speaker 3>To prove a poor We're trying to rub it in

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<v Speaker 3>my face.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Kaisa false feel insecure. They're trying to Kaisa crisis actor,

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<v Speaker 2>watch for crisis actor.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a false flag.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I don't like it because I'm like an

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<v Speaker 3>artist and I just don't like the asymmetry of it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's like unbalanced.

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually really interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I just take aesthetics super seriously, so it's like,

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<v Speaker 3>please just creative and.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well I don't like it because I'm very bitter,

0:22:53.119 --> 0:22:54.639
<v Speaker 1>and I don't like to see a man and a

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<v Speaker 1>woman being happy because.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that he's going to What if it was

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<v Speaker 2>two women, then.

0:23:00.280 --> 0:23:01.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting right across from them and.

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<v Speaker 2>Upstairs I'm fingering.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'm like, hello, is there space for a third?

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<v Speaker 1>I love this vibe. No, it's specifically, I'm sorry. Specifically,

0:23:12.000 --> 0:23:13.640
<v Speaker 1>when it's a man and a woman, it freaks me out.

0:23:13.680 --> 0:23:15.840
<v Speaker 1>But you know what, I actually never see gay couples

0:23:15.880 --> 0:23:18.399
<v Speaker 1>doing that. I've never once seen a gay couple do that,

0:23:20.200 --> 0:23:22.160
<v Speaker 1>but like maybe I just haven't seen it. But it's

0:23:22.200 --> 0:23:24.919
<v Speaker 1>only fucking straight couples, and usually the man is so

0:23:25.240 --> 0:23:28.400
<v Speaker 1>ugly it pisses me off. But I'll stop talking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm my sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>We went and saw The Whiz with my parents and

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<v Speaker 2>it was a fucking vibe.

0:23:37.760 --> 0:23:40.560
<v Speaker 1>And I thought they reanimated Michael Jackson but they didn't.

0:23:40.720 --> 0:23:43.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, it was hologram. It was just hologram.

0:23:43.280 --> 0:23:46.520
<v Speaker 1>The tin Man was hot, y'all. Like, seriously, go watch

0:23:46.560 --> 0:23:48.199
<v Speaker 1>the Whizz if you're in LA, because the tin Man

0:23:48.280 --> 0:23:50.639
<v Speaker 1>is sexying. Everybody in the crowd thought it because.

0:23:50.359 --> 0:23:54.880
<v Speaker 8>He got the i've ever heard the roar the crowder

0:23:54.880 --> 0:23:59.119
<v Speaker 8>repped it into when he did his bow was absurd.

0:23:59.240 --> 0:24:02.840
<v Speaker 8>The scarecrow, oh, was quite literally probably the most talented

0:24:02.880 --> 0:24:06.080
<v Speaker 8>person I have ever. I've never seen someone have voice

0:24:06.080 --> 0:24:08.200
<v Speaker 8>control like that ever in my life. I didn't even

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<v Speaker 8>know it was possible to be able to make sounds

0:24:11.520 --> 0:24:11.800
<v Speaker 8>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the tin Man was just like a vibe and

0:24:14.119 --> 0:24:16.600
<v Speaker 2>like was funny. He was like actually good. He was

0:24:18.000 --> 0:24:22.359
<v Speaker 2>like literally like so everyone was like incredible. The only

0:24:22.440 --> 0:24:26.320
<v Speaker 2>person that I did not fuck with was the Whiz himself,

0:24:26.359 --> 0:24:29.200
<v Speaker 2>but my dad was telling me that before the play

0:24:29.200 --> 0:24:31.840
<v Speaker 2>went on, they announced that it's like the second string guy,

0:24:31.880 --> 0:24:34.720
<v Speaker 2>and everybody groaned and moaned and because he was second

0:24:34.760 --> 0:24:38.320
<v Speaker 2>string and like you could feel it, like everybody was like,

0:24:38.320 --> 0:24:40.560
<v Speaker 2>like it was like some of the best singing I've

0:24:40.600 --> 0:24:43.359
<v Speaker 2>ever seen in a musical or in a live play ever.

0:24:43.560 --> 0:24:47.200
<v Speaker 2>Like everybody was on and then like the Whiz came around,

0:24:47.200 --> 0:24:49.160
<v Speaker 2>and like I was so excited to meet the Wiz

0:24:49.200 --> 0:24:50.760
<v Speaker 2>because I was like, oh, this is like they've been

0:24:50.760 --> 0:24:52.919
<v Speaker 2>building him up the whole time, and he just didn't

0:24:52.960 --> 0:24:55.639
<v Speaker 2>deliver like I thought he did. Don't get me wrong.

0:24:56.280 --> 0:24:58.359
<v Speaker 2>He turned that shit out and he killed And it

0:24:58.440 --> 0:25:00.800
<v Speaker 2>might have just been the play writing in general, but

0:25:00.920 --> 0:25:05.639
<v Speaker 2>like that fucking play was lit. That play was fucking lit.

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<v Speaker 1>Some mean, Usually I don't like musicals because they freak

0:25:07.880 --> 0:25:10.119
<v Speaker 1>me out, because I can't watch musicals without staring at

0:25:10.119 --> 0:25:13.560
<v Speaker 1>the people, and they actually freak me out. It's like

0:25:13.640 --> 0:25:17.119
<v Speaker 1>watching TV, but they're here and it feels so weird

0:25:17.520 --> 0:25:20.040
<v Speaker 1>and it feels like they don't know I'm here, and

0:25:20.160 --> 0:25:23.280
<v Speaker 1>like it it just freaks me out. Like it genuinely

0:25:23.320 --> 0:25:24.800
<v Speaker 1>gives me the weirdest feeling ever.

0:25:25.160 --> 0:25:28.320
<v Speaker 2>They turn into television every single time I'm watching a play,

0:25:28.359 --> 0:25:30.679
<v Speaker 2>like it literally becomes like a TV screen or an

0:25:30.760 --> 0:25:34.119
<v Speaker 2>iPhone screen, and it's like so fucking creepy. But what

0:25:34.240 --> 0:25:36.840
<v Speaker 2>gets me every fucking time, it's when I'm at concerts,

0:25:36.880 --> 0:25:38.880
<v Speaker 2>It's when I'm at plays, it's when I'm at movies.

0:25:39.280 --> 0:25:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Is like seeing the back of like hundreds of people's

0:25:43.280 --> 0:25:46.520
<v Speaker 2>heads and like they're still, like it makes me feel

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<v Speaker 2>so eerie.

0:25:47.560 --> 0:25:49.760
<v Speaker 1>And that was making me feel so weird too, but

0:25:49.840 --> 0:25:50.200
<v Speaker 1>keep going.

0:25:50.240 --> 0:25:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I like Patrick with that. No, literally you're good.

0:25:53.080 --> 0:25:57.439
<v Speaker 2>It makes me feel so like bizarre and like like

0:25:57.520 --> 0:26:01.479
<v Speaker 2>it it gives me like such like a primal like

0:26:01.480 --> 0:26:04.040
<v Speaker 2>like I'm insidious feeling. I'm like, what the hell?

0:26:04.240 --> 0:26:06.200
<v Speaker 1>So it was freaking me out because it's a musical

0:26:06.240 --> 0:26:09.400
<v Speaker 1>and not a single soul was moving around. And then

0:26:09.440 --> 0:26:10.880
<v Speaker 1>I was freaked out because I was like, are they

0:26:10.920 --> 0:26:13.960
<v Speaker 1>purposely staying still? Because I cannot stay still because the

0:26:14.040 --> 0:26:17.000
<v Speaker 1>salts were fucking lit and I couldn't stay still. And

0:26:17.040 --> 0:26:18.440
<v Speaker 1>then I was like, oh my god, are people seeing

0:26:18.440 --> 0:26:20.239
<v Speaker 1>me and thinking I'm trying to show off? And like

0:26:20.480 --> 0:26:22.480
<v Speaker 1>that I like it. It was like more than them,

0:26:22.520 --> 0:26:24.160
<v Speaker 1>and I was freaking out, and then I would make

0:26:24.200 --> 0:26:24.959
<v Speaker 1>myself stay.

0:26:25.000 --> 0:26:27.560
<v Speaker 2>I had the exact same dialogue in my head. And

0:26:27.600 --> 0:26:30.800
<v Speaker 2>there's something wrong with us because that's not normal.

0:26:30.520 --> 0:26:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Thoughts at concerts too. Look at concerts, if I'm having

0:26:33.440 --> 0:26:34.840
<v Speaker 1>too much fun, I'll have a moment where I'm like,

0:26:34.880 --> 0:26:36.440
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, somebody's gonna think that I'm trying to

0:26:36.440 --> 0:26:38.200
<v Speaker 1>show off that I like think I like the artists

0:26:38.200 --> 0:26:39.920
<v Speaker 1>more than them and like that I think I'm cooler

0:26:39.960 --> 0:26:41.399
<v Speaker 1>than them, and I'm just gonna stand still. But then

0:26:41.400 --> 0:26:42.920
<v Speaker 1>when I'm standing still, I'm like, oh my god, they're

0:26:42.960 --> 0:26:44.680
<v Speaker 1>gonna think I'm being like too cool and I don't

0:26:44.680 --> 0:26:46.280
<v Speaker 1>give a fuck and I should kill myself and I

0:26:46.280 --> 0:26:46.840
<v Speaker 1>need to move.

0:26:47.119 --> 0:26:50.280
<v Speaker 2>It's probably because we're like narcissists. Oh yeah, and we

0:26:50.320 --> 0:26:54.400
<v Speaker 2>think everybody's looking at us like that is like probably

0:26:54.720 --> 0:26:55.480
<v Speaker 2>I bet someone.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what it is. It's more because I'm

0:26:57.040 --> 0:27:00.000
<v Speaker 1>looking at everyone all the time. I think that's more

0:26:59.800 --> 0:27:02.680
<v Speaker 1>what it is, because I don't think it's not coming

0:27:02.680 --> 0:27:04.560
<v Speaker 1>from a place. But I guess you can still be

0:27:04.640 --> 0:27:07.240
<v Speaker 1>narcissistic without like a fame aspect of it. But it's

0:27:07.240 --> 0:27:08.880
<v Speaker 1>not from a place where I'm like, oh, somebody who

0:27:08.960 --> 0:27:11.439
<v Speaker 1>knows me is gonna see me. It's literally because I

0:27:11.480 --> 0:27:15.800
<v Speaker 1>am constantly eavesdropping, staring, being nosy, watching the fuck out

0:27:15.800 --> 0:27:18.760
<v Speaker 1>of everybody. So I can only assume people there are

0:27:18.760 --> 0:27:21.840
<v Speaker 1>other people who do the same, and then I get

0:27:21.880 --> 0:27:24.040
<v Speaker 1>fearful of my own actions, which is staring at people

0:27:24.080 --> 0:27:26.560
<v Speaker 1>and judging them. So maybe I need to do some

0:27:26.640 --> 0:27:28.639
<v Speaker 1>internal work. But that's the fun of life. Like, what

0:27:28.680 --> 0:27:30.280
<v Speaker 1>the fuck? What's the point of going to a restaurant

0:27:30.280 --> 0:27:32.000
<v Speaker 1>and not listening to the people next to me. There's

0:27:32.040 --> 0:27:34.399
<v Speaker 1>actually no other reason. There's literally no other reason to

0:27:34.400 --> 0:27:36.160
<v Speaker 1>go to a restaurant than to eavesdrop.

0:27:35.760 --> 0:27:40.040
<v Speaker 2>Because we've had every single conversation ever that's possible, Like, yeah,

0:27:40.080 --> 0:27:42.960
<v Speaker 2>we just now have to hear other people's takes on

0:27:43.000 --> 0:27:44.600
<v Speaker 2>the conversations that we've already had.

0:27:44.680 --> 0:27:46.280
<v Speaker 1>We need to add something to the water because there

0:27:46.280 --> 0:27:49.199
<v Speaker 1>hasn't been enough, like fights at restaurants and like arguments

0:27:49.240 --> 0:27:49.760
<v Speaker 1>at restaurants.

0:27:49.760 --> 0:27:52.960
<v Speaker 2>The water's making the frogs gay, Are you a frog?

0:27:54.359 --> 0:27:58.840
<v Speaker 1>Is that what it did to you? Yeah?

0:27:58.920 --> 0:28:02.440
<v Speaker 3>It was a drop, Like obviously, yeah, I he needs

0:28:02.480 --> 0:28:07.399
<v Speaker 3>to not be so sensitive. I said that I was

0:28:07.440 --> 0:28:09.639
<v Speaker 3>actually like, oh, it's good that he walked out because

0:28:09.680 --> 0:28:11.359
<v Speaker 3>it's inappropriate for her to say that to you.

0:28:12.640 --> 0:28:13.960
<v Speaker 2>And I'm a beautiful soul.

0:28:14.320 --> 0:28:16.520
<v Speaker 1>No, he didn't say that, Okay, Actually he said you

0:28:16.560 --> 0:28:17.400
<v Speaker 1>have a beautiful hole.

0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:23.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, you like that? Yes, Actually it's like a

0:28:23.240 --> 0:28:28.760
<v Speaker 2>not in the balloon. You those are my hemorrhoid sky. Okay,

0:28:29.440 --> 0:28:33.040
<v Speaker 2>I am a targeted individual like I something like.

0:28:33.000 --> 0:28:35.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know you're actually back to that, but I

0:28:35.359 --> 0:28:36.960
<v Speaker 1>don't think we can live together if you're going to

0:28:37.040 --> 0:28:39.240
<v Speaker 1>go back and step. That was the hardest five months

0:28:39.240 --> 0:28:40.080
<v Speaker 1>of my fucking.

0:28:39.800 --> 0:28:43.600
<v Speaker 2>Life being gang like stopped. And I thought it was

0:28:43.640 --> 0:28:48.160
<v Speaker 2>a joke at first, and then I came home one night.

0:28:48.440 --> 0:28:50.960
<v Speaker 2>It was after our show and I was laying in

0:28:51.000 --> 0:28:56.120
<v Speaker 2>bed with Josh and the service on my phone goes out,

0:28:56.520 --> 0:28:59.720
<v Speaker 2>tell me why my phone was EMPD and it went

0:29:00.080 --> 0:29:01.640
<v Speaker 2>without service for six hours.

0:29:01.680 --> 0:29:04.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you need to pay your phone bill to have service.

0:29:04.280 --> 0:29:05.440
<v Speaker 1>That's probably what was happening.

0:29:05.520 --> 0:29:07.840
<v Speaker 2>No, AT and T literally did get shut down, and

0:29:07.880 --> 0:29:09.840
<v Speaker 2>it was scaring the fuck out of me. I was like, wait,

0:29:09.920 --> 0:29:13.320
<v Speaker 2>that's actually, like really really scary.

0:29:13.080 --> 0:29:14.480
<v Speaker 1>That it can just happen randomly.

0:29:14.640 --> 0:29:17.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like I always knew it was, but I never

0:29:17.280 --> 0:29:19.200
<v Speaker 2>thought it was actually gonna happen. But I was like

0:29:19.240 --> 0:29:22.640
<v Speaker 2>always aware that it could happen, but like, what the fuck,

0:29:22.880 --> 0:29:24.520
<v Speaker 2>Like that's the at and t out.

0:29:24.560 --> 0:29:26.080
<v Speaker 1>Figure out how that happened or why.

0:29:26.480 --> 0:29:29.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't know yet, Like I don't think so.

0:29:29.840 --> 0:29:32.360
<v Speaker 3>I think it's because you guys were being so political

0:29:32.600 --> 0:29:35.880
<v Speaker 3>during the show that the government actually just like stopped.

0:29:36.840 --> 0:29:38.400
<v Speaker 1>What did we say though at the show?

0:29:38.560 --> 0:29:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Turn out squirting or something? Okay, squirting and pissing. No,

0:29:43.440 --> 0:29:46.720
<v Speaker 2>it was really creepy.

0:29:46.840 --> 0:29:49.000
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if it's also there was just an overload

0:29:49.080 --> 0:29:52.600
<v Speaker 1>of users on the network and then they were just

0:29:53.040 --> 0:29:57.080
<v Speaker 1>shut down so late that yeah, it was. But maybe

0:29:57.160 --> 0:29:59.920
<v Speaker 1>everyone all at once saw the same video from who

0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:01.800
<v Speaker 1>the Fuck Did I Marry? And everybody was on their

0:30:01.840 --> 0:30:04.520
<v Speaker 1>phone using their data to watch that series on TikTok.

0:30:04.640 --> 0:30:05.960
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck is the Cats?

0:30:06.840 --> 0:30:09.040
<v Speaker 1>Dad drew with what were you watching? You said? This

0:30:09.080 --> 0:30:10.640
<v Speaker 1>better not become What the fuck is the Cat?

0:30:10.720 --> 0:30:16.080
<v Speaker 2>It was like that social media sleuth documentary Oh.

0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:17.640
<v Speaker 1>H the wait dream scenario.

0:30:17.920 --> 0:30:20.120
<v Speaker 2>No, no, it was like the Idaho oh oh oh.

0:30:20.040 --> 0:30:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah yeah, we were watching this, which we never

0:30:23.440 --> 0:30:25.160
<v Speaker 1>finished it because it was confusing me because I couldn't

0:30:25.160 --> 0:30:27.800
<v Speaker 1>tell if it was commentary on Internet sloops or it

0:30:27.840 --> 0:30:33.840
<v Speaker 1>was just literally Internet Sluice got a documentary, but we

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:36.200
<v Speaker 1>were watching that and Drew was like, this better not

0:30:36.240 --> 0:30:38.560
<v Speaker 1>become what the fuck is cats? And we were like,

0:30:38.680 --> 0:30:40.720
<v Speaker 1>what are you talking about? And I was like, do

0:30:40.720 --> 0:30:42.440
<v Speaker 1>you mean don't fuck with cats? He was like, yeah,

0:30:42.440 --> 0:30:42.800
<v Speaker 1>same things.

0:30:43.000 --> 0:30:46.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh, what the fuck cat about?

0:30:46.120 --> 0:30:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Like when we were all talking about going to see

0:30:49.080 --> 0:30:49.760
<v Speaker 1>was it talk to me?

0:30:50.120 --> 0:30:51.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, talk to the hand.

0:30:51.800 --> 0:30:53.480
<v Speaker 1>And he was like, we should go watch talk to

0:30:53.480 --> 0:30:54.960
<v Speaker 1>the hand. And then we were like, what are you

0:30:55.000 --> 0:30:56.680
<v Speaker 1>talking about? And then he was like, take the hand.

0:30:56.760 --> 0:30:58.680
<v Speaker 1>It's take the hand. And he kept calling.

0:30:58.520 --> 0:30:59.200
<v Speaker 2>Take my hand.

0:30:59.280 --> 0:31:02.280
<v Speaker 1>He kept calling talk to me like eight million.

0:31:01.920 --> 0:31:03.560
<v Speaker 2>Things, take my hand. Now.

0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Feel but now I feel like I don't know the

0:31:05.520 --> 0:31:06.960
<v Speaker 1>name of that movie and I feel like I'm getting

0:31:07.000 --> 0:31:07.360
<v Speaker 1>it wrong.

0:31:07.760 --> 0:31:12.320
<v Speaker 2>It's talked to me now, let's talked to me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait.

0:31:12.360 --> 0:31:14.640
<v Speaker 3>Have you seen the thing that if there's a solar flare,

0:31:14.760 --> 0:31:17.720
<v Speaker 3>like all electronics will just turn off.

0:31:17.960 --> 0:31:19.760
<v Speaker 1>What is like the biggest cons of that, other than

0:31:19.800 --> 0:31:21.560
<v Speaker 1>the fact that we won't have a job anymore.

0:31:22.560 --> 0:31:25.480
<v Speaker 3>Just think planes falling out of the sky and like people.

0:31:25.200 --> 0:31:29.680
<v Speaker 1>That are sir like, it will be borderline, and I

0:31:29.680 --> 0:31:32.640
<v Speaker 1>guess they will fall this sky because it'll be borderline impossible.

0:31:32.200 --> 0:31:34.520
<v Speaker 2>For them to navigate landing feeling.

0:31:34.880 --> 0:31:40.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh, that was the scariest thing to ever happened. I

0:31:40.520 --> 0:31:42.160
<v Speaker 1>felt like a plane crash into our house.

0:31:42.200 --> 0:31:43.560
<v Speaker 2>I literally thought I got shot.

0:31:45.080 --> 0:31:48.120
<v Speaker 1>I literally fult like a plane crashes half Oh my god. Actually, guys,

0:31:48.160 --> 0:31:51.600
<v Speaker 1>I haven't been watching any murder mystery or any plane

0:31:51.640 --> 0:31:54.840
<v Speaker 1>crash videos for like a month straight, like actually a

0:31:54.840 --> 0:31:57.280
<v Speaker 1>little more than a month. I've not watched anything about

0:31:57.320 --> 0:32:00.000
<v Speaker 1>murder plane crashes in a long time. And my whole

0:32:00.040 --> 0:32:02.800
<v Speaker 1>old timeline on YouTube now is just Evan and Caitlin,

0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:06.920
<v Speaker 1>which is a resin channel, a bunch of wood carving channels,

0:32:07.480 --> 0:32:09.240
<v Speaker 1>and then prospering who does Fortnite?

0:32:10.200 --> 0:32:13.360
<v Speaker 2>When are you going to get into whittling? What wood

0:32:13.400 --> 0:32:17.120
<v Speaker 2>carving channels? Okay, I know that's what I'm saying. What

0:32:17.360 --> 0:32:21.360
<v Speaker 2>hm nothing hm hmm okay, what is that?

0:32:21.440 --> 0:32:22.920
<v Speaker 1>Are you all making it a sexual thing?

0:32:23.080 --> 0:32:26.720
<v Speaker 2>No? No, okay, it's just interesting. I just want to

0:32:26.720 --> 0:32:33.080
<v Speaker 2>start with interesting in her in her rest, I guess

0:32:33.560 --> 0:32:35.440
<v Speaker 2>it's just gay. Yeah, it's just very gay.

0:32:35.840 --> 0:32:37.200
<v Speaker 1>I thought this year I was like I want to

0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:41.200
<v Speaker 1>learn how to play, but.

0:32:41.320 --> 0:32:44.760
<v Speaker 3>Also Drew, I'm just me, dude, I'm sorry, but Drew's

0:32:44.800 --> 0:32:47.280
<v Speaker 3>like a psycho. Yeah, he's a psycho. But like he

0:32:47.480 --> 0:32:49.720
<v Speaker 3>literally set that up. He told me that he's going

0:32:49.800 --> 0:32:53.760
<v Speaker 3>to set that up and then so believably acted scared

0:32:53.800 --> 0:32:57.600
<v Speaker 3>when it happened. He actually yes, and he didn't like

0:32:57.720 --> 0:32:59.560
<v Speaker 3>let onto it at all, and he just scared you.

0:32:59.640 --> 0:33:01.320
<v Speaker 3>He's the ship and then just looked at me.

0:33:02.440 --> 0:33:08.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well now what he's a monster. No, I'm a genius.

0:33:08.480 --> 0:33:10.640
<v Speaker 2>It was just like this little guy, because I knew

0:33:10.720 --> 0:33:13.040
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna get clipped, it's gonna get posted, and it's

0:33:13.080 --> 0:33:19.520
<v Speaker 2>gonna go viral. We're going viral. You're like, we are going,

0:33:20.040 --> 0:33:20.800
<v Speaker 2>We're going y.

0:33:21.120 --> 0:33:25.920
<v Speaker 3>You're so smart, You're like twink mega mind it comes.

0:33:25.760 --> 0:33:26.320
<v Speaker 1>Out of your mouth.

0:33:26.760 --> 0:33:33.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's bad. I shouldn't say twink twin death. I'm

0:33:33.320 --> 0:33:34.360
<v Speaker 2>experiencing twing death.

0:33:34.600 --> 0:33:37.040
<v Speaker 1>I tried to play Roadblocks last night and I just

0:33:37.080 --> 0:33:39.440
<v Speaker 1>couldn't get a set up and I was so fucking mad.

0:33:40.160 --> 0:33:40.880
<v Speaker 1>And that's it.

0:33:41.000 --> 0:33:42.480
<v Speaker 2>Did we ever get into it? No?

0:33:42.680 --> 0:33:47.600
<v Speaker 1>Because I couldn't access like the account on my iPhone

0:33:47.640 --> 0:33:50.200
<v Speaker 1>because I'm gonna play on pspot, and I haven't been

0:33:50.200 --> 0:33:54.160
<v Speaker 1>able to go to work on Contraband Police because the

0:33:54.200 --> 0:33:58.000
<v Speaker 1>setup is so uncomfortable. Wow, we've been doing this thing

0:33:58.080 --> 0:34:01.960
<v Speaker 1>where we get into random rooms on Fortnite and ones

0:34:02.000 --> 0:34:03.200
<v Speaker 1>that have like audio.

0:34:03.000 --> 0:34:05.320
<v Speaker 2>And what is it called proximity chat.

0:34:05.400 --> 0:34:07.400
<v Speaker 1>We get into ones with proximity Chat and we just

0:34:07.440 --> 0:34:12.960
<v Speaker 1>start talking and wed you do this voice if anybody

0:34:13.000 --> 0:34:15.200
<v Speaker 1>calls him gay, I'm like, I'm literally his girlfriend. I'm

0:34:15.280 --> 0:34:15.600
<v Speaker 1>right here.

0:34:15.640 --> 0:34:20.840
<v Speaker 5>Stop fucking saying that about him.

0:34:21.680 --> 0:34:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Yesterday was making me and just like almost fiss ourself.

0:34:24.600 --> 0:34:26.200
<v Speaker 1>What were they even saying back to you? I like

0:34:26.280 --> 0:34:26.920
<v Speaker 1>can't remember.

0:34:27.000 --> 0:34:30.840
<v Speaker 2>They were literally just being homophobic. They're being crazy.

0:34:30.880 --> 0:34:35.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, You're actually terrifying. What people say under an anonymity,

0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:38.680
<v Speaker 1>it is actually fucking terrifying. I Mean we see it

0:34:38.680 --> 0:34:40.960
<v Speaker 1>in comments and all that ship all the time, but

0:34:41.040 --> 0:34:43.399
<v Speaker 1>when it is young people using their boys to say

0:34:43.400 --> 0:34:45.640
<v Speaker 1>crazy shit, it freaks me out. But then I'm like,

0:34:45.680 --> 0:34:49.920
<v Speaker 1>these are literally literally kids, so in their head this

0:34:50.120 --> 0:34:52.520
<v Speaker 1>is their fucking am Like a lot of these people

0:34:52.520 --> 0:34:54.960
<v Speaker 1>online are so fucking young, and it freaks me out

0:34:54.960 --> 0:34:57.000
<v Speaker 1>because also they'll be screaming into the mic and I'm

0:34:57.120 --> 0:35:00.640
<v Speaker 1>very confused, where the fuck are your parents? Yeah, actually

0:35:00.719 --> 0:35:02.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand that. If my parents heard me talking

0:35:03.000 --> 0:35:04.000
<v Speaker 1>like that, they would beat.

0:35:03.840 --> 0:35:07.520
<v Speaker 2>My act exactly. That night was like the most eye

0:35:07.680 --> 0:35:10.120
<v Speaker 2>opening thing I've ever experienced in my life. When we

0:35:10.120 --> 0:35:13.080
<v Speaker 2>were playing like that Fortnite match what was it called,

0:35:13.080 --> 0:35:15.759
<v Speaker 2>like prop hunt was yeah, prop Hunt? Yes, we were

0:35:15.760 --> 0:35:18.440
<v Speaker 2>playing prop Hunt and we hopped into this lobby and like,

0:35:18.960 --> 0:35:22.560
<v Speaker 2>the way these like eight to twelve year old boys

0:35:22.640 --> 0:35:29.040
<v Speaker 2>were behaving was like absolutely insane. It wasn't like modern

0:35:29.080 --> 0:35:32.399
<v Speaker 2>warfare to Call of Duty era insane. Like it was

0:35:32.440 --> 0:35:36.160
<v Speaker 2>like a whole other beast, a whole other level so

0:35:36.400 --> 0:35:37.160
<v Speaker 2>evil it was.

0:35:37.239 --> 0:35:37.480
<v Speaker 1>It was.

0:35:37.640 --> 0:35:40.480
<v Speaker 2>It was actually sinistery. It was making me like literally sad.

0:35:40.560 --> 0:35:42.080
<v Speaker 1>I know, I killed all of our nights. Like we

0:35:42.120 --> 0:35:43.480
<v Speaker 1>got in there, and at first it was funny. We

0:35:43.480 --> 0:35:45.640
<v Speaker 1>were like Drew's doing his voice and I was talking,

0:35:45.640 --> 0:35:47.800
<v Speaker 1>and then they were just being like really sexist to me.

0:35:48.239 --> 0:35:51.160
<v Speaker 1>So then I started to like back up and let

0:35:51.239 --> 0:35:53.440
<v Speaker 1>Drew and Josie talk because I literally couldn't even say

0:35:53.440 --> 0:35:55.240
<v Speaker 1>anything funny because they were like, get in the kitchen,

0:35:55.239 --> 0:35:56.000
<v Speaker 1>get it the kitchen.

0:35:56.120 --> 0:35:57.759
<v Speaker 2>I was like, bro, you were so and we were

0:35:57.840 --> 0:36:01.440
<v Speaker 2>in a grocery they ate your ass. We were playing

0:36:01.480 --> 0:36:04.360
<v Speaker 2>frop punt in a grocery store and the kid was like,

0:36:05.120 --> 0:36:07.120
<v Speaker 2>can the kitchen gave in the kitchen and he was like, wait, actually,

0:36:07.120 --> 0:36:09.080
<v Speaker 2>you're in the grocery store, the other place you belonged.

0:36:09.400 --> 0:36:11.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I'm like damn. And then I literally stopped

0:36:11.560 --> 0:36:13.560
<v Speaker 1>talking because I felt like I got my ass chewed out.

0:36:13.920 --> 0:36:17.520
<v Speaker 1>But later on they kept being They were actually being

0:36:17.520 --> 0:36:20.359
<v Speaker 1>so sinister and evil, and I don't know, maybe this

0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:21.960
<v Speaker 1>has always been a thing with young people. I don't

0:36:21.960 --> 0:36:23.440
<v Speaker 1>want to sound old as fucking be like the no

0:36:23.560 --> 0:36:26.759
<v Speaker 1>general rings, wow, like whatever. Kids are always evil. Kids

0:36:26.760 --> 0:36:29.760
<v Speaker 1>are evil, like we all know that, whatever, and hopefully

0:36:29.760 --> 0:36:31.600
<v Speaker 1>they grow and they learn and they become normal. But

0:36:31.640 --> 0:36:35.239
<v Speaker 1>they were being so fucking evil that it shifted everyone's mood.

0:36:35.400 --> 0:36:38.359
<v Speaker 1>All of us went from being like funny trolling these

0:36:38.440 --> 0:36:40.839
<v Speaker 1>kids who were being rude. We were just trolling them,

0:36:40.880 --> 0:36:43.000
<v Speaker 1>not in a sinister way, but just like Drew doing

0:36:43.000 --> 0:36:45.359
<v Speaker 1>a voice and me being like hello, wow, like us

0:36:45.360 --> 0:36:46.560
<v Speaker 1>saying basically nothing.

0:36:46.600 --> 0:36:48.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you did say you had their IP address

0:36:48.480 --> 0:36:50.640
<v Speaker 2>and that you were coming. Okay, five minute, I was

0:36:50.719 --> 0:36:51.200
<v Speaker 2>getting there.

0:36:51.239 --> 0:36:54.279
<v Speaker 1>I want getting there, But I only did this, and

0:36:54.320 --> 0:36:56.520
<v Speaker 1>I will stand by it because yes they are kids,

0:36:56.520 --> 0:36:57.800
<v Speaker 1>and yes I scared the fuck out of them, but

0:36:57.840 --> 0:37:00.000
<v Speaker 1>they were saying some of the gnarliest shit I've ever

0:37:00.120 --> 0:37:02.360
<v Speaker 1>heard come out of someone's mouth in a very long time.

0:37:02.800 --> 0:37:04.319
<v Speaker 1>So I was like, all right, I'm going to teach

0:37:04.320 --> 0:37:05.959
<v Speaker 1>you all a lesson because they wouldn't let me talking

0:37:05.960 --> 0:37:07.680
<v Speaker 1>my normal voice, so I just got really close to

0:37:07.680 --> 0:37:09.440
<v Speaker 1>the mic and I was like, I see everything. I

0:37:09.480 --> 0:37:09.960
<v Speaker 1>see everything.

0:37:10.000 --> 0:37:11.440
<v Speaker 9>I know where you are, and I know where you live,

0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:12.839
<v Speaker 9>and I see that you're on a PCE FI did

0:37:12.840 --> 0:37:14.319
<v Speaker 9>you get your piece five for Christmas? I know you

0:37:14.320 --> 0:37:15.719
<v Speaker 9>got it for Christmas, and I know your mom worked

0:37:15.719 --> 0:37:16.680
<v Speaker 9>out to get the piece for for you.

0:37:16.880 --> 0:37:19.879
<v Speaker 2>And I just kept doing this, just describing traits that

0:37:20.000 --> 0:37:23.280
<v Speaker 2>like somehow all of them landed and like these kids

0:37:23.360 --> 0:37:24.439
<v Speaker 2>were like one.

0:37:24.320 --> 0:37:26.440
<v Speaker 9>Of the PC, and I was like, oh, I already

0:37:26.440 --> 0:37:27.640
<v Speaker 9>know you have a PC and I know that you

0:37:27.840 --> 0:37:29.319
<v Speaker 9>just want to get it because they were all sold

0:37:29.320 --> 0:37:30.120
<v Speaker 9>out for so long.

0:37:30.080 --> 0:37:32.560
<v Speaker 1>And I just kept saying very blanket statements, but it

0:37:32.640 --> 0:37:34.120
<v Speaker 1>was connecting to all of them, and they were all

0:37:34.160 --> 0:37:36.120
<v Speaker 1>like eight, so they were like, oh my god. And

0:37:36.160 --> 0:37:37.480
<v Speaker 1>then they all started.

0:37:37.440 --> 0:37:41.920
<v Speaker 2>They were scary block ger, we need to leave, We

0:37:41.920 --> 0:37:43.600
<v Speaker 2>need to leave now, we need to leave, and then

0:37:43.600 --> 0:37:44.000
<v Speaker 2>they were.

0:37:43.880 --> 0:37:46.120
<v Speaker 1>Like, dude, she's mean creepy like blocker please.

0:37:46.160 --> 0:37:48.160
<v Speaker 2>And then you were like I'm inside your PlayStation. You

0:37:48.160 --> 0:37:49.600
<v Speaker 2>can't get rid of me. And they were like.

0:37:49.760 --> 0:37:51.480
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm looking around at your files. I

0:37:51.480 --> 0:37:53.239
<v Speaker 1>see how much time you played every game while you

0:37:53.239 --> 0:37:55.520
<v Speaker 1>play Call of Duty a lot. You should go back outside,

0:37:55.719 --> 0:37:58.919
<v Speaker 1>and I like just kept saying creepy thing. And then

0:37:59.040 --> 0:38:02.720
<v Speaker 1>like the one evil fucking kid who was actually so

0:38:02.800 --> 0:38:05.680
<v Speaker 1>scary got so scared that he left, like he tried

0:38:05.719 --> 0:38:07.880
<v Speaker 1>to make a joke to me and like be like nasty,

0:38:08.600 --> 0:38:10.080
<v Speaker 1>and he was like, oh, you can't even see my

0:38:10.080 --> 0:38:12.239
<v Speaker 1>computer because I came all over and I was like,

0:38:12.960 --> 0:38:17.080
<v Speaker 1>I he like set the gross thing over and I

0:38:17.120 --> 0:38:19.000
<v Speaker 1>was like, I already told your mom about that. She's

0:38:19.040 --> 0:38:20.520
<v Speaker 1>coming into your room in the next five minutes. You

0:38:20.520 --> 0:38:22.200
<v Speaker 1>better hurry up and get all that cleaned up, Like

0:38:22.239 --> 0:38:25.000
<v Speaker 1>I said something like that, like in a really sinister voice,

0:38:25.000 --> 0:38:27.480
<v Speaker 1>and then he was like what the fuck and then

0:38:27.600 --> 0:38:29.520
<v Speaker 1>just got off because he got really scared of me,

0:38:30.320 --> 0:38:31.840
<v Speaker 1>and all of them got scared of me, and I

0:38:31.840 --> 0:38:33.640
<v Speaker 1>hope they learned their lesson to not get online and

0:38:33.680 --> 0:38:37.799
<v Speaker 1>say fucking scary, nasty things to a woman because I'll

0:38:37.880 --> 0:38:38.439
<v Speaker 1>kill a kid.

0:38:39.400 --> 0:38:41.000
<v Speaker 3>That makes me so fucking angry.

0:38:42.000 --> 0:38:46.919
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I love it. Oh wait, during math one,

0:38:46.960 --> 0:38:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Drew got on and they were making fun of me

0:38:49.040 --> 0:38:50.759
<v Speaker 1>for being a girl, and they were like shut up, egir,

0:38:50.920 --> 0:38:53.560
<v Speaker 1>fuck you, fuck you, like all this crazy shit to me.

0:38:53.880 --> 0:38:56.560
<v Speaker 1>And then Drew got on on a different on his computer.

0:38:56.640 --> 0:38:59.680
<v Speaker 1>It was like, oh huh, I see a sexy girls.

0:38:59.360 --> 0:39:02.719
<v Speaker 2>In here, like the girl, and we just started like flirting,

0:39:02.880 --> 0:39:04.840
<v Speaker 2>like I was like rising her and they were like

0:39:04.880 --> 0:39:06.600
<v Speaker 2>wait what, Like I can't believe that.

0:39:06.640 --> 0:39:08.440
<v Speaker 1>They were like, bro, he's me and I was like, no,

0:39:08.520 --> 0:39:09.799
<v Speaker 1>he's not. You guys are just kids.

0:39:09.840 --> 0:39:12.800
<v Speaker 2>You don't understand how real men talk like women.

0:39:14.360 --> 0:39:18.239
<v Speaker 1>And that was our story. I haven't been on one

0:39:18.239 --> 0:39:20.120
<v Speaker 1>of those. I haven't been on prop Hut since then though,

0:39:20.160 --> 0:39:22.160
<v Speaker 1>because it actually jarred be like it freaked me out.

0:39:23.680 --> 0:39:26.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, wait, my parents are I didn't tell

0:39:26.360 --> 0:39:29.400
<v Speaker 2>you this. My parents are actually accidentally literally in a

0:39:29.440 --> 0:39:32.880
<v Speaker 2>movie or a TV show, like accidentally fully after the show,

0:39:33.400 --> 0:39:35.239
<v Speaker 2>I was like driving them to the hotel that they

0:39:35.280 --> 0:39:37.359
<v Speaker 2>were staying at. It's like right up the street from us,

0:39:37.360 --> 0:39:42.160
<v Speaker 2>and it's on Main Road, and I was like it

0:39:42.280 --> 0:39:44.680
<v Speaker 2>was like kind of late obviously, and it sounds like

0:39:44.680 --> 0:39:46.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm making this up. It sounds like I'm literally fucking lying,

0:39:46.640 --> 0:39:49.120
<v Speaker 2>but I'm being dead serious and like actually I have

0:39:49.239 --> 0:39:51.480
<v Speaker 2>videos of it. It's proof, and like there's.

0:39:51.280 --> 0:39:53.440
<v Speaker 1>Like now I don't trust you because Kay's lying. So

0:39:53.520 --> 0:39:55.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, are you making up another lie that you

0:39:55.400 --> 0:39:56.719
<v Speaker 1>told Kay? You were going to tell me?

0:39:56.840 --> 0:39:58.920
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, it's real because I'm not like you.

0:39:58.960 --> 0:40:01.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't spend time taking it.

0:40:01.000 --> 0:40:04.320
<v Speaker 2>It's really, it's real. It's real. But so the street

0:40:04.440 --> 0:40:06.680
<v Speaker 2>was shut down, but it wasn't shut down by Belice.

0:40:06.680 --> 0:40:08.960
<v Speaker 2>It was like shut down by like people wearing like

0:40:09.080 --> 0:40:11.040
<v Speaker 2>green vests, and I was like what the fuck and

0:40:11.080 --> 0:40:13.279
<v Speaker 2>they would just like they didn't say a word. They

0:40:13.360 --> 0:40:14.880
<v Speaker 2>just like sent me this way, and I was like,

0:40:14.880 --> 0:40:16.920
<v Speaker 2>oh fuck, there must be like a bad car crash.

0:40:17.160 --> 0:40:19.480
<v Speaker 2>So like I went around up a street to because

0:40:19.520 --> 0:40:22.160
<v Speaker 2>I had to go where the street was closed down

0:40:22.200 --> 0:40:24.319
<v Speaker 2>to get to the hotel. And so I drive up

0:40:24.360 --> 0:40:27.480
<v Speaker 2>this side street and like the guys like stop stop,

0:40:27.640 --> 0:40:32.359
<v Speaker 2>like yeah, yeah no. I literally was like pissed off.

0:40:32.400 --> 0:40:34.120
<v Speaker 2>I was like, what, like tell me at least tell

0:40:34.160 --> 0:40:36.680
<v Speaker 2>me why I can't go, because I can't go anywhere else.

0:40:36.760 --> 0:40:39.160
<v Speaker 2>The hotel is right there, and he's like, oh, we're filming,

0:40:39.160 --> 0:40:41.319
<v Speaker 2>we're filming, we're filming. And then I got like a

0:40:41.440 --> 0:40:45.640
<v Speaker 2>video of them filming, and it was like a race

0:40:45.760 --> 0:40:48.359
<v Speaker 2>scene in a movie and you can see like the

0:40:48.400 --> 0:40:52.920
<v Speaker 2>camera over there and like those are all like fake cars,

0:40:52.960 --> 0:40:54.720
<v Speaker 2>and then they like turn around. There's all the filming

0:40:54.760 --> 0:40:58.920
<v Speaker 2>crew and stuff. But yeah, they were like actually filming

0:40:58.920 --> 0:41:00.480
<v Speaker 2>a movie. And then they let me through and I

0:41:00.560 --> 0:41:02.200
<v Speaker 2>drove through the film set, which is like kind of

0:41:02.200 --> 0:41:05.720
<v Speaker 2>crazy because it was like like million dollar cameras lining

0:41:05.880 --> 0:41:06.360
<v Speaker 2>she had.

0:41:06.239 --> 0:41:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Just hyper like driven into all of them.

0:41:08.880 --> 0:41:10.960
<v Speaker 2>That's literally like I was like, I'm gonna just park

0:41:11.040 --> 0:41:13.319
<v Speaker 2>here until they pay me fifty dollars to leave, because

0:41:13.360 --> 0:41:16.480
<v Speaker 2>like there's that thing, yeah they can't yeah, yeah, And

0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:19.800
<v Speaker 2>there's this thing that people like like make a living

0:41:19.880 --> 0:41:22.160
<v Speaker 2>off of with they have a motorcycle. They go to

0:41:22.400 --> 0:41:25.000
<v Speaker 2>and find movie sets and just sit outside the movie set,

0:41:25.080 --> 0:41:27.480
<v Speaker 2>revving the engine and like making as loud as much

0:41:27.520 --> 0:41:29.560
<v Speaker 2>sound as possible, and then they're like give me fifty

0:41:29.600 --> 0:41:31.399
<v Speaker 2>bucks and I'll leave, and they just dip because you're

0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:36.760
<v Speaker 2>like allowed, Yeah, but anyway.

0:41:36.680 --> 0:41:39.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do that, but like record a self tape

0:41:39.160 --> 0:41:41.600
<v Speaker 1>for them they're shooting and just get a big productor

0:41:41.640 --> 0:41:44.160
<v Speaker 1>and play it outside and be like, I won't even

0:41:44.400 --> 0:41:45.160
<v Speaker 1>put me in the movie.

0:41:45.239 --> 0:41:48.759
<v Speaker 2>That's a good idea. Actually, anyways, we drove through this set,

0:41:48.840 --> 0:41:51.360
<v Speaker 2>I dropped them off. Well. I told them to just

0:41:51.400 --> 0:41:53.560
<v Speaker 2>like hang out downstairs and just kind of watch it

0:41:53.600 --> 0:41:55.719
<v Speaker 2>go down because I've never seen this in LA This

0:41:55.800 --> 0:41:58.319
<v Speaker 2>is crazy, this is awesome. There's like a once in

0:41:58.320 --> 0:42:01.160
<v Speaker 2>a lifetime experience. And they were just there and then

0:42:01.200 --> 0:42:04.320
<v Speaker 2>they heard action and like every the car started driving,

0:42:04.400 --> 0:42:06.600
<v Speaker 2>the people on like every person on the sidewalk they

0:42:06.600 --> 0:42:09.040
<v Speaker 2>thought was watching it, but they were extras and they

0:42:09.080 --> 0:42:11.960
<v Speaker 2>started walking and my parents were just like standing on

0:42:12.000 --> 0:42:15.160
<v Speaker 2>the sidewalk and then like they said cut and like

0:42:15.360 --> 0:42:17.279
<v Speaker 2>that's a wrap, and they wrapped the scene and they

0:42:17.360 --> 0:42:19.719
<v Speaker 2>in the last scene. My parents were just standing on

0:42:19.760 --> 0:42:22.160
<v Speaker 2>the sidewalk and an actor came up to them and

0:42:22.280 --> 0:42:24.120
<v Speaker 2>was like, you do realize you're gonna be in a

0:42:24.200 --> 0:42:25.640
<v Speaker 2>TV show. I hope you're ready to be in a

0:42:25.640 --> 0:42:27.360
<v Speaker 2>TV show or a movie. And my parents were like

0:42:27.400 --> 0:42:28.879
<v Speaker 2>what And then they were cold, and.

0:42:28.840 --> 0:42:30.719
<v Speaker 1>So they were are you ready for your whole life?

0:42:31.000 --> 0:42:33.960
<v Speaker 2>I know they're having their extra debut, except they like

0:42:34.000 --> 0:42:36.600
<v Speaker 2>did free labor and didn't get paid, so they're gonna sue.

0:42:36.840 --> 0:42:39.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a good way to yeah, yeah, I mean

0:42:39.520 --> 0:42:41.319
<v Speaker 1>instead of just being grateful for being a part of

0:42:41.360 --> 0:42:45.520
<v Speaker 1>something magical, which is probably like what Gray's anatomy period.

0:42:45.880 --> 0:42:48.279
<v Speaker 2>But no, they were. There was something like very high

0:42:48.320 --> 0:42:50.840
<v Speaker 2>budget though, like I don't they didn't ask and like

0:42:51.040 --> 0:42:54.279
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't ask anybody, but like I wanted them to

0:42:54.320 --> 0:42:56.680
<v Speaker 2>ask the actors so bad, but they were too scared too.

0:42:56.680 --> 0:42:58.640
<v Speaker 1>But it was filming a lot around La because they

0:42:58.680 --> 0:43:04.160
<v Speaker 1>were filming on San Vincinetti or however you say that. Yeah,

0:43:04.200 --> 0:43:07.560
<v Speaker 1>they were filming on that street and they were they're

0:43:07.600 --> 0:43:09.840
<v Speaker 1>always filming on like Wiltshire.

0:43:09.239 --> 0:43:12.799
<v Speaker 2>And shit, I was thinking it was like it was

0:43:13.280 --> 0:43:15.759
<v Speaker 2>giving Netflix though, like I don't know what it was.

0:43:17.120 --> 0:43:18.600
<v Speaker 1>It was giving Onya Taylor Joy.

0:43:20.320 --> 0:43:22.480
<v Speaker 2>I just can't say shit without getting leaped at by guy.

0:43:23.040 --> 0:43:24.759
<v Speaker 1>No, it's funny because he has a crush on you,

0:43:24.840 --> 0:43:28.439
<v Speaker 1>so he's bullying you. It's like a child, yeah, because

0:43:28.480 --> 0:43:29.560
<v Speaker 1>he's so underdeveloped.

0:43:30.120 --> 0:43:33.200
<v Speaker 2>I am. Yeah, I'm super immature.

0:43:32.800 --> 0:43:35.239
<v Speaker 1>Guys, I'm gonna be opening the Versace show, so make

0:43:35.280 --> 0:43:37.879
<v Speaker 1>sure you watch it. This is filmed ahead of time,

0:43:37.920 --> 0:43:40.360
<v Speaker 1>and I'm actually while you're watching this, I'm in Italy

0:43:40.480 --> 0:43:42.440
<v Speaker 1>right now, and I'm really nervous.

0:43:43.640 --> 0:43:44.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding.

0:43:44.680 --> 0:43:48.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding. No, I was. I signed an nda.

0:43:48.600 --> 0:43:51.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm not allowed to show you. Jayla is going to

0:43:51.400 --> 0:43:52.200
<v Speaker 1>be performing too.

0:43:52.960 --> 0:43:53.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm so confused.

0:43:53.800 --> 0:43:55.880
<v Speaker 1>No, you're not performing her whole movie. And then I

0:43:55.960 --> 0:43:58.319
<v Speaker 1>come out, I'm the I'm the opening look, so it's

0:43:58.320 --> 0:44:04.839
<v Speaker 1>a big it's a big deal for Dinah. Wait, why

0:44:04.840 --> 0:44:06.600
<v Speaker 1>did you comment that on like a video of like

0:44:06.719 --> 0:44:09.680
<v Speaker 1>Bella being really serious, commented that.

0:44:09.600 --> 0:44:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Bella announcing like her limes disease or some shit, and

0:44:12.719 --> 0:44:16.799
<v Speaker 2>she just said, like done a like like some like

0:44:17.400 --> 0:44:21.799
<v Speaker 2>really like heartfelt message and she just and she does

0:44:21.840 --> 0:44:22.800
<v Speaker 2>it unironically.

0:44:23.120 --> 0:44:28.640
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's like a thing how some people like genuinely

0:44:28.680 --> 0:44:31.799
<v Speaker 1>believe that their name takes on new meaning because they've

0:44:31.840 --> 0:44:33.799
<v Speaker 1>made such good art. And she's like, she'll know what

0:44:33.840 --> 0:44:35.680
<v Speaker 1>this means. And maybe Bella was like, oh my gosh,

0:44:35.680 --> 0:44:37.680
<v Speaker 1>that was the boskul thing anybody's ever said.

0:44:37.719 --> 0:44:39.759
<v Speaker 2>It is like the vibe though, Like I think that's

0:44:39.800 --> 0:44:41.640
<v Speaker 2>what it is. It's like a signature. It's like I'm

0:44:41.640 --> 0:44:43.719
<v Speaker 2>here for you, like I'm thinking of you, Like that's

0:44:43.719 --> 0:44:47.400
<v Speaker 2>what it is for her. But it just looks like

0:44:47.440 --> 0:44:50.760
<v Speaker 2>imagine me commenting Drew Phillips and they're like your post

0:44:50.960 --> 0:44:54.080
<v Speaker 2>like it's like, doesn't it does not read the same,

0:44:54.200 --> 0:44:55.640
<v Speaker 2>Like it doesn't read well.

0:44:55.320 --> 0:44:58.520
<v Speaker 1>For some reason, Donna Tulloversace sounds way more heartfelt. But

0:44:58.560 --> 0:45:00.839
<v Speaker 1>I think it's because it's like an Italian name. Then

0:45:00.920 --> 0:45:02.120
<v Speaker 1>Drew Phillips, Yeah.

0:45:02.000 --> 0:45:05.320
<v Speaker 2>Drew Phillips eats way more. Huh it does.

0:45:06.360 --> 0:45:08.880
<v Speaker 3>No, you have the perfect name for a guy.

0:45:09.040 --> 0:45:12.120
<v Speaker 2>Thank you. Thank you. See I was thinking of the

0:45:12.160 --> 0:45:15.040
<v Speaker 2>same thing about you. Kaik Newman.

0:45:16.360 --> 0:45:19.080
<v Speaker 3>I guess I've never thought about it, but thank you.

0:45:19.080 --> 0:45:20.840
<v Speaker 1>You have the weirdest last name I've ever heard of.

0:45:21.960 --> 0:45:25.239
<v Speaker 3>I've never heard that Newman. You've ever heard the name Newman.

0:45:25.280 --> 0:45:27.839
<v Speaker 3>There's like multiple celebrities of the last name Newman because

0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:29.600
<v Speaker 3>he's a new Man, Paul Newman.

0:45:30.160 --> 0:45:31.040
<v Speaker 2>Randy Newman.

0:45:31.160 --> 0:45:31.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't know any of these.

0:45:32.040 --> 0:45:35.399
<v Speaker 3>Randy Newman made the Toy Story soundtrack. Paul Newman isn't

0:45:35.480 --> 0:45:39.200
<v Speaker 3>Who's Paulman? He has apasta sauce.

0:45:39.760 --> 0:45:43.719
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that sounds using celebrity, Arry, you don't know.

0:45:43.640 --> 0:45:46.719
<v Speaker 3>About Newman's own the whole brand with like they have

0:45:46.800 --> 0:45:49.560
<v Speaker 3>oreos that are very mid do you know that.

0:45:50.480 --> 0:45:50.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:45:50.840 --> 0:45:54.040
<v Speaker 1>So basically the Newman name doesn't have like the best

0:45:54.080 --> 0:45:56.000
<v Speaker 1>legacy other than the toy story sound.

0:45:55.840 --> 0:45:59.319
<v Speaker 2>It does have a dude, Randy, you're getting there.

0:46:00.520 --> 0:46:01.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take you there.

0:46:02.040 --> 0:46:03.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Randy Newman is lit.

0:46:05.120 --> 0:46:08.160
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever heard of like the legacy that Umanzo has,

0:46:08.200 --> 0:46:11.160
<v Speaker 1>Like we're tapped in. I don't think there's any other

0:46:11.320 --> 0:46:15.840
<v Speaker 1>famous person with that. Oh oh my god, well I

0:46:15.960 --> 0:46:16.400
<v Speaker 1>was crazy.

0:46:16.520 --> 0:46:21.200
<v Speaker 2>Have you heard of the Phillips legacy? We designed TVs refrigerators.

0:46:21.320 --> 0:46:24.480
<v Speaker 2>That's all me, baby, It's all me and Ky are underdogs.

0:46:24.520 --> 0:46:25.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm actually signing with you now.

0:46:25.880 --> 0:46:27.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm a nepo baby.

0:46:27.200 --> 0:46:29.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah I know, man, I fucking know your parents are

0:46:29.719 --> 0:46:33.240
<v Speaker 1>in fucking TV shows. I actually, Oh, you have a meeting?

0:46:33.560 --> 0:46:36.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, damn it, like literally right now.

0:46:36.040 --> 0:46:39.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh, some people don't take this job here, see, like

0:46:39.840 --> 0:46:41.840
<v Speaker 1>I put this as a priority before everything else. Like

0:46:41.880 --> 0:46:43.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm literally supposed to be in Italy right now, and

0:46:44.000 --> 0:46:46.120
<v Speaker 1>I have this. No, I fucked it up because I

0:46:46.160 --> 0:46:49.520
<v Speaker 1>slept in because I stayed up till six am watching

0:46:49.680 --> 0:46:53.160
<v Speaker 1>Prospering kill It on Fortnite and it was amazing. And

0:46:53.280 --> 0:46:56.000
<v Speaker 1>also yesterday worked out and I actually feel like my

0:46:56.280 --> 0:46:59.680
<v Speaker 1>muscles were attached by velcrows. And you know how if

0:46:59.719 --> 0:47:01.480
<v Speaker 1>you don't go like this and you rip it this way,

0:47:01.520 --> 0:47:04.279
<v Speaker 1>it takes longer for the belcrow to rip off. I

0:47:04.320 --> 0:47:06.520
<v Speaker 1>feel like somebody did that to my arms and my abs.

0:47:07.040 --> 0:47:10.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh they're sore. Oh yeah, we did Josiah's like famous

0:47:10.480 --> 0:47:12.960
<v Speaker 2>app work out yesterday together. Oh, we'll insert the video.

0:47:13.160 --> 0:47:15.640
<v Speaker 2>What do you guys think? Y'all? It's pretty good, right,

0:47:17.520 --> 0:47:17.879
<v Speaker 2>like you're.

0:47:17.800 --> 0:47:19.520
<v Speaker 1>Acting like you They saw the video already.

0:47:21.280 --> 0:47:22.080
<v Speaker 6>What is this called?

0:47:22.719 --> 0:47:34.920
<v Speaker 1>It's like rush and sawthing? Oh oh wow.

0:47:36.360 --> 0:47:39.240
<v Speaker 2>What's that? You? Are you serious?

0:47:39.480 --> 0:47:41.880
<v Speaker 1>Yes? He kept having these wet, nasty farts at the

0:47:41.920 --> 0:47:45.279
<v Speaker 1>gym and he claims they're not wet, and he keeps

0:47:45.400 --> 0:47:47.400
<v Speaker 1>like they're not wet, but I know he's sweating his

0:47:47.440 --> 0:47:48.240
<v Speaker 1>little fucking ass.

0:47:48.239 --> 0:47:50.359
<v Speaker 2>Well I actually wasn't a sweating. I actually wasn't sweat.

0:47:50.600 --> 0:47:51.600
<v Speaker 2>They went not well.

0:47:53.320 --> 0:47:55.239
<v Speaker 1>Also, you have to show the other video if you

0:47:55.320 --> 0:47:56.960
<v Speaker 1>got it on video. There was one point he was like,

0:47:57.000 --> 0:47:58.760
<v Speaker 1>oh I think I'm gonna fart again, So like let's

0:47:58.760 --> 0:48:01.359
<v Speaker 1>do that again. So we all started working out, and

0:48:01.560 --> 0:48:05.120
<v Speaker 1>he clenched his whole face like he shook straking apart.

0:48:07.880 --> 0:48:11.880
<v Speaker 1>You look like he looks like he was gonna shit himself.

0:48:12.000 --> 0:48:13.800
<v Speaker 2>No one's going that's embarrassing.

0:48:13.840 --> 0:48:16.360
<v Speaker 1>Also, I'm I'm just gonna humble myself and let that

0:48:16.480 --> 0:48:18.440
<v Speaker 1>video get put in the podcast, even though I look

0:48:18.520 --> 0:48:20.040
<v Speaker 1>like shit in it. But just know that I have

0:48:20.120 --> 0:48:20.880
<v Speaker 1>my bad days too.

0:48:21.000 --> 0:48:22.920
<v Speaker 2>Well. Add a beauty filter. Yeah, add the.

0:48:22.920 --> 0:48:26.719
<v Speaker 1>Bold glamour like, let's add bold glamor beautiful. Let's add

0:48:26.760 --> 0:48:29.120
<v Speaker 1>bold glamour with like a hair down effect, so like

0:48:29.160 --> 0:48:31.000
<v Speaker 1>you know when like people add fake hair in it,

0:48:31.080 --> 0:48:33.200
<v Speaker 1>like you can see your face through it and glitches through.

0:48:33.239 --> 0:48:33.960
<v Speaker 1>I want that for that.

0:48:34.080 --> 0:48:35.440
<v Speaker 2>Should we add this selfie of me?

0:48:35.760 --> 0:48:37.200
<v Speaker 1>I hate that picture of you.

0:48:37.360 --> 0:48:38.560
<v Speaker 2>I think it's actually really good.

0:48:38.640 --> 0:48:41.279
<v Speaker 1>Okay. Also, I'll explain why you scare me.

0:48:42.160 --> 0:48:44.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, Drew.

0:48:43.880 --> 0:48:47.120
<v Speaker 1>If you it's you don't scare me the way like

0:48:47.239 --> 0:48:49.360
<v Speaker 1>any human who had to live with you would be

0:48:49.360 --> 0:48:51.680
<v Speaker 1>scared because I know you so well, but you have

0:48:51.840 --> 0:48:57.080
<v Speaker 1>the oddest survival instincts of any human I've ever met

0:48:57.080 --> 0:48:59.279
<v Speaker 1>in my life. Because Drew will hang around for a

0:48:59.280 --> 0:49:01.920
<v Speaker 1>few minutes and he kind of silent and not really

0:49:01.960 --> 0:49:03.759
<v Speaker 1>be in a mood, but like he's not in a

0:49:03.800 --> 0:49:06.279
<v Speaker 1>bad mood, but he's not like very chipper and he's

0:49:06.280 --> 0:49:08.880
<v Speaker 1>not adding to it. He kind of just like hanging around.

0:49:09.080 --> 0:49:11.480
<v Speaker 1>If he doesn't get what he wants from the situation,

0:49:11.600 --> 0:49:13.800
<v Speaker 1>he will just disappear into his room for like an hour,

0:49:14.080 --> 0:49:16.440
<v Speaker 1>and then me and Josiah will be like is he

0:49:16.520 --> 0:49:18.360
<v Speaker 1>mad at us? Like whatever, don't bother him, just like

0:49:18.400 --> 0:49:20.440
<v Speaker 1>let him go to his room. And then he'll come

0:49:20.480 --> 0:49:23.160
<v Speaker 1>back out and like, survey the room again, come into

0:49:23.160 --> 0:49:25.799
<v Speaker 1>the kitchen, eat a few snacks, and then get like

0:49:25.880 --> 0:49:29.319
<v Speaker 1>a sudden sugar rush. Come into the room. Ignore what

0:49:29.360 --> 0:49:31.480
<v Speaker 1>we're saying. We could be having a full conversation and

0:49:31.480 --> 0:49:34.520
<v Speaker 1>he'll just come in and be like and then we're

0:49:34.560 --> 0:49:35.960
<v Speaker 1>like what And then he's like, oh my god, you

0:49:35.960 --> 0:49:38.200
<v Speaker 1>guys fucking hate me. Come back into the kitchen, eat

0:49:38.280 --> 0:49:42.239
<v Speaker 1>more snacks, stand in the doorway and keep saying things

0:49:42.320 --> 0:49:44.680
<v Speaker 1>until he gets our attention. And then he gets our attention,

0:49:45.080 --> 0:49:47.640
<v Speaker 1>keeps it for like ten minutes, doesn't say anything. We'll

0:49:47.640 --> 0:49:49.719
<v Speaker 1>start singing and be like was that good? And we're

0:49:49.719 --> 0:49:51.439
<v Speaker 1>like no, and then he's like, Okay, fuck you, guys,

0:49:51.440 --> 0:49:53.479
<v Speaker 1>that's why I'm going back to my room. But really

0:49:53.520 --> 0:49:56.120
<v Speaker 1>what's happening is he's getting like a very sudden sugar

0:49:56.239 --> 0:49:58.520
<v Speaker 1>spike dropping down and then being like, I'm going back

0:49:58.560 --> 0:49:59.600
<v Speaker 1>to my room and then go back.

0:49:59.480 --> 0:50:03.480
<v Speaker 2>To your room. A very different reality, a depth, very different.

0:50:05.680 --> 0:50:09.879
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes the vibes, yeah, sometimes the vibes aren't fully there

0:50:09.920 --> 0:50:12.360
<v Speaker 2>for me, not because y'all are being mean or anything.

0:50:12.400 --> 0:50:14.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, oh, I don't have the energy to

0:50:15.080 --> 0:50:17.400
<v Speaker 2>like partake in this conversation. I'm gonna go lay in

0:50:17.440 --> 0:50:20.040
<v Speaker 2>my phone like period, like that's it. Then I come

0:50:20.080 --> 0:50:22.520
<v Speaker 2>back out, I survey the vibes again, and I'm like, okay,

0:50:22.520 --> 0:50:25.439
<v Speaker 2>the vibes are here, like let's turn up like I'm

0:50:25.480 --> 0:50:27.600
<v Speaker 2>down to do. But half the time it's y'all fucking

0:50:27.640 --> 0:50:30.440
<v Speaker 2>playing Fortnite together, and I'm like, I don't play Fortnite.

0:50:30.480 --> 0:50:33.080
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, gir, I'm gonna go play my iPhone

0:50:33.800 --> 0:50:35.560
<v Speaker 2>and do that, and I we're bonding.

0:50:35.640 --> 0:50:37.399
<v Speaker 1>You could take that moment to be like I'm gonna

0:50:37.440 --> 0:50:38.640
<v Speaker 1>play with them and bond.

0:50:38.800 --> 0:50:41.520
<v Speaker 2>It's just not fun. It's not that fun to me anymore.

0:50:41.640 --> 0:50:43.399
<v Speaker 2>Like I try, i'd really try to, like it's fun

0:50:43.440 --> 0:50:45.759
<v Speaker 2>when I win, but it's not fun when I don't win.

0:50:45.920 --> 0:50:50.760
<v Speaker 3>Drew has like epigenetic only child jeans. Yeah, I remember

0:50:50.760 --> 0:50:53.400
<v Speaker 3>when we were in Texas. I don't know, we like

0:50:53.440 --> 0:50:55.560
<v Speaker 3>got back pretty late from that basketball game. But like

0:50:56.000 --> 0:50:58.520
<v Speaker 3>I was in bed and Drew like I was like,

0:50:58.680 --> 0:51:00.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm so tired, I have to go to bed, and

0:51:01.040 --> 0:51:04.359
<v Speaker 3>like twenty minutes later, like the door creaks open and

0:51:04.400 --> 0:51:06.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, you can come in. And then he comes

0:51:06.280 --> 0:51:07.960
<v Speaker 3>in and starts like jumping on the bed and like

0:51:08.040 --> 0:51:10.520
<v Speaker 3>literally like no, dances around the room.

0:51:10.400 --> 0:51:11.000
<v Speaker 2>For an hour.

0:51:11.600 --> 0:51:13.880
<v Speaker 3>It's like a little clown and we made like I

0:51:13.880 --> 0:51:16.360
<v Speaker 3>don't know, like fourteen tiktoks.

0:51:17.000 --> 0:51:27.919
<v Speaker 7>Well insert and then he like passed out.

0:51:29.719 --> 0:51:35.880
<v Speaker 6>Life happens fast, and if you don't stop, then smell

0:51:36.000 --> 0:51:44.600
<v Speaker 6>the rosunst they don't fire right pass jump then that's why.

0:51:45.840 --> 0:51:49.160
<v Speaker 2>He's fucking dude.

0:51:49.160 --> 0:51:52.040
<v Speaker 1>He literally gets like pre bed zoomies, like it is

0:51:52.120 --> 0:51:53.200
<v Speaker 1>actually insane.

0:51:53.680 --> 0:51:58.479
<v Speaker 2>Oh fine, I'll just stop doing that. We're saying, I'll

0:51:58.560 --> 0:52:01.799
<v Speaker 2>just stop being me since it's such.

0:52:03.000 --> 0:52:04.919
<v Speaker 1>You know, Actually that is what I was looking for

0:52:04.920 --> 0:52:07.000
<v Speaker 1>for this conversation. Thank you, Like I'm glad that you're

0:52:07.040 --> 0:52:08.839
<v Speaker 1>the kind of person that can hear us out. I'll

0:52:08.920 --> 0:52:10.400
<v Speaker 1>change and become different.

0:52:10.480 --> 0:52:11.200
<v Speaker 2>I'll change for you.

0:52:11.320 --> 0:52:13.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just don't like who you are anymore.

0:52:13.120 --> 0:52:17.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, something's different, something is different, something has shifted.

0:52:17.400 --> 0:52:19.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, But yesterday we were all like sitting in

0:52:19.400 --> 0:52:22.560
<v Speaker 1>the room because we were working on things, and we're

0:52:22.560 --> 0:52:24.520
<v Speaker 1>like me and you were sitting there like in this meeting,

0:52:24.600 --> 0:52:28.880
<v Speaker 1>like just working and I'm fully tapped in working, and

0:52:28.960 --> 0:52:31.680
<v Speaker 1>Drew suddenly just goes from working and gets up and

0:52:31.719 --> 0:52:34.920
<v Speaker 1>starts walking around the room and is like, dude, singing

0:52:34.960 --> 0:52:37.799
<v Speaker 1>and stuff, and he's like, where's everyone's energy? Like when

0:52:37.880 --> 0:52:40.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm up, everyone else is down. This always happens. And

0:52:40.600 --> 0:52:43.960
<v Speaker 1>I was like, girl, because you literally are so fucking weird.

0:52:44.239 --> 0:52:46.560
<v Speaker 1>He was like what, okay, fine, whatever, and then he

0:52:46.560 --> 0:52:48.160
<v Speaker 1>did the same thing. He left and he's like, I'm

0:52:48.239 --> 0:52:49.719
<v Speaker 1>gonna go to my room. But then he came back

0:52:49.760 --> 0:52:51.319
<v Speaker 1>because I think he went to his bed and had

0:52:51.360 --> 0:52:53.719
<v Speaker 1>too much energy to just be laying down and he

0:52:53.800 --> 0:52:54.400
<v Speaker 1>wanted to know.

0:52:54.719 --> 0:52:57.640
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to work. I was like trying to work,

0:52:57.960 --> 0:52:59.960
<v Speaker 2>like not enough people are working anymore.

0:53:00.239 --> 0:53:03.640
<v Speaker 1>That's how I feel too, And that's cool. Story.

0:53:03.680 --> 0:53:07.719
<v Speaker 2>After dinner or after the show, we didn't talk about

0:53:07.760 --> 0:53:09.160
<v Speaker 2>the show at all. We did a show in LA

0:53:09.280 --> 0:53:12.759
<v Speaker 2>and we didn't like publicize it at all, but we

0:53:12.800 --> 0:53:15.920
<v Speaker 2>did like a live podcast. It was a fucking vibe.

0:53:16.040 --> 0:53:19.560
<v Speaker 2>It went great. It was super funny and goofy. Sorry

0:53:19.560 --> 0:53:21.279
<v Speaker 2>we didn't tell you about it. It just sold out

0:53:21.320 --> 0:53:24.960
<v Speaker 2>before we could announce it to the public. Sorry, not sorry.

0:53:25.040 --> 0:53:27.799
<v Speaker 2>We're so famous and like people want to be us,

0:53:27.800 --> 0:53:28.400
<v Speaker 2>and one.

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<v Speaker 1>We want to be me, be me. I feel like breedy. Really,

0:53:32.520 --> 0:53:36.280
<v Speaker 1>all right, let's get into some media. We watched Dream

0:53:36.360 --> 0:53:38.240
<v Speaker 1>Scenario and I really liked it.

0:53:38.239 --> 0:53:40.920
<v Speaker 2>It was cool, it was cool, it was a vibe,

0:53:41.200 --> 0:53:48.960
<v Speaker 2>but also it was no, no, no, I'm thinking of something else.

0:53:49.040 --> 0:53:52.920
<v Speaker 2>We finished all nine episodes of the Love is Blind,

0:53:52.920 --> 0:53:55.759
<v Speaker 2>the new Love is Blind season we watched. NYA had

0:53:55.760 --> 0:53:58.480
<v Speaker 2>already watched them. I watched six episodes in one day,

0:54:00.160 --> 0:54:03.600
<v Speaker 2>rain rotting. Yeah, for the second time. She watched the

0:54:03.640 --> 0:54:04.680
<v Speaker 2>exact same episodes.

0:54:04.760 --> 0:54:06.960
<v Speaker 1>I stayed up all night till six am binged it,

0:54:06.960 --> 0:54:08.200
<v Speaker 1>and then woke up and I was like, dure, you

0:54:08.200 --> 0:54:10.080
<v Speaker 1>need to catch up and watch it all over again.

0:54:10.120 --> 0:54:13.239
<v Speaker 1>So I've spent twenty four hours watching.

0:54:12.920 --> 0:54:15.360
<v Speaker 2>Love Is Blind, and you collect that nineteen hours and

0:54:15.400 --> 0:54:16.080
<v Speaker 2>twenty five minutes.

0:54:16.080 --> 0:54:18.680
<v Speaker 1>I've been working hard. Some of y'all aren't fucking working hard.

0:54:18.800 --> 0:54:21.200
<v Speaker 2>You've been like running up that screen time a little bit.

0:54:21.320 --> 0:54:25.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sad. I think I'm gonna hit some well

0:54:25.760 --> 0:54:27.640
<v Speaker 1>butcherned soon. Guys, I'm twenty five.

0:54:29.080 --> 0:54:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Well well yeah, welly needs some zo, need some law

0:54:34.880 --> 0:54:35.720
<v Speaker 2>though though.

0:54:36.600 --> 0:54:39.960
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I've been detaching from my reality and really

0:54:40.000 --> 0:54:41.719
<v Speaker 1>getting in on my screen time because I have no

0:54:41.800 --> 0:54:43.799
<v Speaker 1>motivation to get out of bed. And I was thinking

0:54:43.840 --> 0:54:46.160
<v Speaker 1>about that today because I was like, damn, dude, sleeping

0:54:46.239 --> 0:54:48.600
<v Speaker 1>in used to be so awesome even when I was

0:54:48.600 --> 0:54:50.319
<v Speaker 1>a depressed teenager, because I was like, I don't give

0:54:50.320 --> 0:54:52.359
<v Speaker 1>a fuck. I want to sleep my LifeWay. But now

0:54:52.360 --> 0:54:54.040
<v Speaker 1>that I'm twenty five, that is not a vibe. And

0:54:54.080 --> 0:54:55.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh my god, I'm so depressed and I

0:54:55.440 --> 0:54:57.080
<v Speaker 1>don't even want to get out of my fucking stinky

0:54:57.120 --> 0:54:57.680
<v Speaker 1>ass bed.

0:54:58.239 --> 0:54:58.640
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

0:54:58.680 --> 0:55:00.960
<v Speaker 1>And this is so sad because I have no reason

0:55:01.000 --> 0:55:02.640
<v Speaker 1>to be sad, but I was just born with awful

0:55:02.680 --> 0:55:05.440
<v Speaker 1>brain chemistry and nothing will make it better, even though

0:55:05.480 --> 0:55:07.920
<v Speaker 1>I have so much love and success and amazing things

0:55:07.960 --> 0:55:10.560
<v Speaker 1>in my life, and I just feel so ungrateful and awful.

0:55:11.760 --> 0:55:14.239
<v Speaker 1>But it's okay, because then the summertime comes around, I'm like, guys,

0:55:14.239 --> 0:55:16.040
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, well that was so crazy.

0:55:15.719 --> 0:55:17.760
<v Speaker 2>That I feel like that that was weird.

0:55:18.400 --> 0:55:20.360
<v Speaker 1>But then even in the summertime, sometimes at night I

0:55:20.360 --> 0:55:21.879
<v Speaker 1>stay up way too late and then I think about

0:55:21.880 --> 0:55:23.400
<v Speaker 1>my life and I'm back to where I started.

0:55:24.560 --> 0:55:29.280
<v Speaker 2>But it's okay, right, you need an antipsychotic.

0:55:30.440 --> 0:55:32.880
<v Speaker 1>You need to go to fucking prison because you're freaking

0:55:32.920 --> 0:55:35.320
<v Speaker 1>me out. Bitch. Oh, I'm gonna say, because what you

0:55:35.360 --> 0:55:38.080
<v Speaker 1>used to do, because yesterday Josie was like, oh, do

0:55:38.160 --> 0:55:40.040
<v Speaker 1>I scare you when you get high? And I was like, no,

0:55:40.120 --> 0:55:42.960
<v Speaker 1>you don't scare me. You because Josie tries to scare

0:55:42.960 --> 0:55:44.879
<v Speaker 1>me when I'm high, like he'll do a creepy voice

0:55:44.960 --> 0:55:47.200
<v Speaker 1>or something. I'm like, you just look stupid because I

0:55:47.239 --> 0:55:50.000
<v Speaker 1>have like the magnifying glasses that an edible gives me.

0:55:50.040 --> 0:55:51.759
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, you were just such a person right now.

0:55:51.840 --> 0:55:53.719
<v Speaker 1>It's freaking me out. That's what freaks me out. But

0:55:53.719 --> 0:55:56.360
<v Speaker 1>he's just like a little brother. You scare me because

0:55:56.520 --> 0:55:58.680
<v Speaker 1>when I'm high and you disappear to your room for

0:55:58.719 --> 0:56:00.799
<v Speaker 1>an hour, and in my head, I'm like, oh, he

0:56:00.880 --> 0:56:03.440
<v Speaker 1>went to sleep. But then you just reanimate into my

0:56:03.520 --> 0:56:06.280
<v Speaker 1>life and then I have to like redownload this person

0:56:06.600 --> 0:56:08.360
<v Speaker 1>and you bring me out because sometimes you will come

0:56:08.440 --> 0:56:10.520
<v Speaker 1>into the room and you won't say anything, and then

0:56:10.600 --> 0:56:12.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm just too high and I'm like, is he mad?

0:56:12.840 --> 0:56:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Like what is happening? But then you'll reintegrate and it's normal.

0:56:16.080 --> 0:56:17.840
<v Speaker 1>But I get scared because I always think you go

0:56:17.920 --> 0:56:19.560
<v Speaker 1>to sleep, because it's like I am, and I'm like,

0:56:19.680 --> 0:56:21.120
<v Speaker 1>that's why the last night, I thought you went to

0:56:21.120 --> 0:56:24.120
<v Speaker 1>sleep and then you came back out. We win last

0:56:24.160 --> 0:56:26.920
<v Speaker 1>night after the gym, like me and Josie were sitting

0:56:26.920 --> 0:56:29.360
<v Speaker 1>on the couch for like a minute alone, just us

0:56:29.640 --> 0:56:31.279
<v Speaker 1>and Josh went to sleep, and you had headed to

0:56:31.360 --> 0:56:32.560
<v Speaker 1>your room at the same time. I was like, oh,

0:56:32.600 --> 0:56:34.399
<v Speaker 1>maybe he went to sleep, but then you came back

0:56:34.440 --> 0:56:37.239
<v Speaker 1>out and I was like, oh, he's still here.

0:56:38.280 --> 0:56:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Well, I've been I've been trying to spend more time

0:56:40.600 --> 0:56:44.200
<v Speaker 2>with y'all because it's a very big point contention because

0:56:44.200 --> 0:56:45.200
<v Speaker 2>you bring it up a lot.

0:56:45.320 --> 0:56:46.960
<v Speaker 1>You're like, true, You're yeah, because I don't like that

0:56:47.000 --> 0:56:48.600
<v Speaker 1>you're in your room a lot. I feel like, my

0:56:48.600 --> 0:56:49.840
<v Speaker 1>boyfriend is you should.

0:56:49.560 --> 0:56:54.319
<v Speaker 2>Come a hangout in my room and I.

0:56:54.400 --> 0:56:56.919
<v Speaker 1>Use something we do. No, that's the problem is it's

0:56:56.920 --> 0:56:59.279
<v Speaker 1>like when a cat does something and you just like

0:56:59.320 --> 0:57:02.360
<v Speaker 1>start rewarding it for its behavior. Because me and Josie

0:57:02.360 --> 0:57:04.759
<v Speaker 1>have started going to Drew's room and sitting in bed,

0:57:05.200 --> 0:57:07.000
<v Speaker 1>but all it does is make him go to sleep

0:57:07.040 --> 0:57:09.239
<v Speaker 1>because he gets to have his fun in ben and

0:57:09.280 --> 0:57:11.480
<v Speaker 1>he falls and he's like, I'm not asleep. I'm not asleep.

0:57:11.480 --> 0:57:13.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm not asleep, And we're talking to him and he's

0:57:13.400 --> 0:57:16.320
<v Speaker 1>not respondsive, and we're like, okay, I guess we're just

0:57:16.360 --> 0:57:18.040
<v Speaker 1>like we got comfy here for no reason because we've

0:57:18.040 --> 0:57:19.520
<v Speaker 1>been here for five minutes and now he's not here.

0:57:19.560 --> 0:57:22.240
<v Speaker 2>This is what I've been saying. It is actually so

0:57:22.480 --> 0:57:27.479
<v Speaker 2>difficult being a desirable person because I can't have time

0:57:27.560 --> 0:57:28.160
<v Speaker 2>to myself.

0:57:28.240 --> 0:57:30.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to plan with Josie for us to ignore

0:57:30.360 --> 0:57:32.080
<v Speaker 1>you for like three days straight so.

0:57:32.200 --> 0:57:36.720
<v Speaker 2>That you would literally watch me like and then kill myself.

0:57:37.720 --> 0:57:39.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh you're so sexy.

0:57:39.120 --> 0:57:50.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, Drew said Corner. M guys, wait, I didn't

0:57:50.080 --> 0:57:51.800
<v Speaker 2>read any of these yet. Hold on, let me let

0:57:51.800 --> 0:57:54.480
<v Speaker 2>me look at them. Oh does you do media already?

0:57:55.240 --> 0:57:57.720
<v Speaker 1>Uh no, I'm gonna do it after syo. Corner I

0:57:58.080 --> 0:57:59.200
<v Speaker 1>just said dream scenario.

0:58:02.120 --> 0:58:06.240
<v Speaker 2>Okay, today I and then but she plus and I

0:58:06.320 --> 0:58:11.400
<v Speaker 2>wasn't and it wasn't and everyone was and so also they.

0:58:11.520 --> 0:58:13.320
<v Speaker 1>The thing is I couldn't tell if you were really

0:58:13.360 --> 0:58:16.160
<v Speaker 1>fucking up reading out loud or if you're reading something.

0:58:17.800 --> 0:58:18.560
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

0:58:18.560 --> 0:58:20.680
<v Speaker 1>That's my favorite thing to do when we troll is

0:58:20.800 --> 0:58:24.560
<v Speaker 1>yesterday somebody like guys are just such fucking pervs and

0:58:24.640 --> 0:58:26.800
<v Speaker 1>nasty and stupid. But I found the perfect way to

0:58:26.840 --> 0:58:29.960
<v Speaker 1>troll guys who are being like nasty perves on Fortnite

0:58:29.960 --> 0:58:32.880
<v Speaker 1>and shit because they'll be like, they'll be like, oh,

0:58:32.920 --> 0:58:35.040
<v Speaker 1>my dick, my dick, and then I just go what

0:58:35.440 --> 0:58:37.480
<v Speaker 1>And then I just make them say it so much

0:58:37.520 --> 0:58:40.520
<v Speaker 1>and I'm not kidding. They always will repeat it upwards

0:58:40.520 --> 0:58:43.320
<v Speaker 1>of ten times before they realized that I've just made

0:58:43.320 --> 0:58:47.160
<v Speaker 1>them like, repeat is it pink? Ten times? And then

0:58:47.160 --> 0:58:49.680
<v Speaker 1>they're like, okay, fuck you, and I'm like what, I

0:58:49.720 --> 0:58:51.400
<v Speaker 1>literally can't hear you. Can you please say it again?

0:58:51.440 --> 0:58:53.120
<v Speaker 1>And they're like no, what you're fucking with me? And

0:58:53.160 --> 0:58:57.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm like no, I'm not, I'm just curious, but yeah, yeah,

0:58:57.560 --> 0:58:58.920
<v Speaker 1>I heard you doing that last night.

0:58:58.960 --> 0:59:03.160
<v Speaker 2>That was a vibe screenshots. Don't scare me, bitch, I'm

0:59:03.200 --> 0:59:09.760
<v Speaker 2>still gonna lie. I think I might have read this one.

0:59:09.880 --> 0:59:12.120
<v Speaker 2>Y'all love skinny guys until you slap their ass and

0:59:12.160 --> 0:59:16.600
<v Speaker 2>it sounds like a screenshot.

0:59:18.200 --> 0:59:20.440
<v Speaker 1>My favorite thing ever will be o Ryan Like there

0:59:20.520 --> 0:59:22.880
<v Speaker 1>was like a firewalk that a firework that went off

0:59:22.880 --> 0:59:25.800
<v Speaker 1>in the distance and on Citizen she was like, y'all,

0:59:25.880 --> 0:59:28.080
<v Speaker 1>God just took a screenshot. I'm scared.

0:59:30.360 --> 0:59:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Men in their thirties love films so much they start

0:59:33.480 --> 0:59:35.400
<v Speaker 2>dating a twenty four year old.

0:59:37.440 --> 0:59:38.160
<v Speaker 1>Right.

0:59:38.240 --> 0:59:43.040
<v Speaker 2>Shout out Nina, shout out Jacqueline, shout out Monica. And

0:59:43.080 --> 0:59:44.520
<v Speaker 2>then this one, y'all, we read.

0:59:44.400 --> 0:59:46.440
<v Speaker 1>This, submitted it.

0:59:46.800 --> 0:59:53.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was on that blouse. We read this one

0:59:53.320 --> 0:59:55.760
<v Speaker 2>and we were like, oh, like this is a banger

0:59:55.800 --> 0:59:58.240
<v Speaker 2>because I think Tara, you made this up, and if

0:59:58.280 --> 1:00:01.800
<v Speaker 2>you did, you fucking ate boot here. I'll let you

1:00:01.880 --> 1:00:02.280
<v Speaker 2>read it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're scared, No, no, no, I just how y'all got

1:00:06.840 --> 1:00:09.360
<v Speaker 1>stink breath but only wear thongs. Bitch, you're flossing the

1:00:09.360 --> 1:00:14.080
<v Speaker 1>wrong hole. I love that one. Oh my god, this

1:00:14.120 --> 1:00:17.360
<v Speaker 1>one's crazy. My dog ate my dildo. Time to take

1:00:17.400 --> 1:00:21.040
<v Speaker 1>it to poundtown going to prison.

1:00:23.480 --> 1:00:31.960
<v Speaker 10>Clearly are crazy something those are. It's always the ugliest

1:00:31.960 --> 1:00:34.960
<v Speaker 10>couples that say they looking for a third be thankful

1:00:35.000 --> 1:00:35.680
<v Speaker 10>you have each other.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well that was Drew sigh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then my music.

1:00:47.120 --> 1:00:54.280
<v Speaker 2>Is um Icon Killer Meta Room Clue seven Madlib. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>that's a good one.

1:00:56.240 --> 1:00:59.440
<v Speaker 1>You're like Shocked the Free Design by Cereal Lab and

1:00:59.440 --> 1:01:01.760
<v Speaker 1>the Coldest Night of the Year twice as much and

1:01:02.040 --> 1:01:03.480
<v Speaker 1>Bashti Sit.

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<v Speaker 2>Go Chief Keith or Oceanic Feeling Molly Lewis and Circles Taurus.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh we at the live show, we were like, do

1:01:15.800 --> 1:01:18.840
<v Speaker 2>y'all even fucking care about media? Because I literally I

1:01:18.920 --> 1:01:20.280
<v Speaker 2>don't know if if I.

1:01:20.240 --> 1:01:22.760
<v Speaker 1>Feel like by this point all the views drop off.

1:01:22.800 --> 1:01:25.920
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, but that the show, they screamed. But then

1:01:25.960 --> 1:01:28.640
<v Speaker 2>I was like, also, y'all are like physically here, so

1:01:28.720 --> 1:01:33.520
<v Speaker 2>you actually enjoy listening to us? Yeah? Yeah, you have

1:01:33.600 --> 1:01:35.920
<v Speaker 2>to invest in too much time into us for you

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<v Speaker 2>not to like us. Okay, that was the episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for watching, guys. I won't be here next week

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<v Speaker 1>unless you all like, go and like and comment on my.

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<v Speaker 2>Last ones share this.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless you guys like just blow?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you care about us a little bit? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Bye,