Speaker 1: Long time.
Speaker 2: I'm emotionally and physically drained. Everything has been happening and
Speaker 2: it's never ending, and it doesn't stop. Nothing bad, only good.
Speaker 2: But my brain can make a good thing bad. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, Wait, stop.
Speaker 1: Like replying to yourself like that, because you're not really
Speaker 1: saying anything.
Speaker 2: My brain can make a good thing go bad.
Speaker 1: Imagine how excited your brain would be if you read
Speaker 1: an actual good book.
Speaker 2: Hello, Infinite Jess, I ran I read fifty pages of
Speaker 2: infinite Jazz.
Speaker 1: No, you read fifty shades of Gray, not fifty pages
Speaker 1: of Infinite Jess.
Speaker 2: You're mixing the two U fifty shades of gray.
Speaker 1: I have a feeling that our core audience are the
Speaker 1: kind of like people who were in high school watching
Speaker 1: quickly shades of or reading fifty shades of gray. Like
Speaker 1: I did know that because I was reading all my
Speaker 1: fucking iPod touch in class.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Twilight fifty shades of gray, Lolita, and it's giving Lalita.
Speaker 1: Well, I think we need to talk about something this weekend.
Speaker 1: I did something really amazing. I'm going to hit you
Speaker 1: in the back of the head. You already right at
Speaker 1: the top of your spinal cord, so that everything collapses
Speaker 1: at one.
Speaker 2: You're gonna hit my occipital lobes so I lose all function.
Speaker 1: Something really excited happened this whoa, something really exciting happened
Speaker 1: this weekend.
Speaker 2: We did something really exciting happened. Please don't hit me.
Speaker 1: But I broke a record this weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, and you broke a crazy wreck sheet.
Speaker 1: If you can tell by my low energy, something off
Speaker 1: will happen.
Speaker 2: It's guys, it is the most insane thing. You're about
Speaker 2: to see a world record. Actually, like actually, I'm really
Speaker 2: notice it's giving like meth. Like that's what it's giving, Like,
Speaker 2: it's giving.
Speaker 1: METHI what I did, But I did something. I did
Speaker 1: cheat in this competition where it ended up?
Speaker 2: Wow, it's where.
Speaker 1: I ended up?
Speaker 2: What nineteen hours and twenty five minutes? She literally literally
Speaker 2: twenty hours? Round that up. That's twenty hours, babe. You
Speaker 2: had four and a half hour hours.
Speaker 1: I got good timing on there.
Speaker 2: You brushed your teeth and that's the only time you
Speaker 2: weren't looking at your phone.
Speaker 1: While I was awake. No, I was still looking at it.
Speaker 1: I had TikTok playing while I was flossing, and I
Speaker 1: would be flossing and then use my pink to keep.
Speaker 2: I literally do that when I'm brushing my teeth and
Speaker 2: I have like wet hands after I washed my face.
Speaker 2: It's like getting water all over my phone. But like
Speaker 2: the same TikTok is playing for three minutes and so
Speaker 2: I like go to swipe it and a drop of
Speaker 2: water hits my screen and like follows the person comments
Speaker 2: some crazy shit then like likes the video like it's insane.
Speaker 1: Wait, you're can I see your comment history? How often
Speaker 1: does that happen?
Speaker 2: And you see comment history?
Speaker 1: I actually can?
Speaker 2: How do you do that? Let's see what I have
Speaker 2: comment Wait?
Speaker 1: I actually want to go through mine too, because I
Speaker 1: sometimes will find random people.
Speaker 2: Wait, how do you do it?
Speaker 1: Wait? Here you go to like the activity center and
Speaker 1: then it says comment center.
Speaker 2: I'm on a screen record.
Speaker 1: But I'm just gonna screenshot of you because some of
Speaker 1: them are just like me being a sweet, like caring person,
Speaker 1: and I just like don't think it's necessary to like
Speaker 1: brag about that, So I'm gonna here.
Speaker 2: Okay, So my most recent one is I'm not a
Speaker 2: twink because someone called me an or any of my
Speaker 2: twink handler. No, I'm not a fucking twink. Bitch. Let's
Speaker 2: get one thing fucking Let's get one thing fucking twink.
Speaker 2: I'm not a twink. You know what I'm trying to
Speaker 2: go for. There, we can fix this out together. Let's
Speaker 2: get one thing straight. I'm no, no, no, no, let's get
Speaker 2: one thing straight.
Speaker 1: You're a twink.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no no never never never,
Speaker 2: never never never.
Speaker 1: Let's get one thing twink.
Speaker 2: I'm ter, yes, there is, but I'm straight. I'm the first. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Also, do I like can confirm this. He is a
Speaker 1: born again straight person. I haven't been so long straight again.
Speaker 1: So guys stops up with all the comments only I'm
Speaker 1: allowed to make them.
Speaker 2: My comments are bunk as fuck. Also, you make bad comments. Literally,
Speaker 2: it's just like love this aphex twin first. First, First,
Speaker 2: I've commented first three different times, like literally, look that's
Speaker 2: wrong with for four times. There's I clocked first four
Speaker 2: times and it's not. I'm never first, And it's mainly
Speaker 2: on like fan accounts videos.
Speaker 1: I said, okay, question question mark, question mark on this,
Speaker 1: and I said, okay, Like I love commenting stuff like
Speaker 1: that on random tiktoks of people I literally don't know.
Speaker 1: It's so fun somebody said I.
Speaker 2: Comment so much. Actually true, and I.
Speaker 1: Thought two days later, I said.
Speaker 2: No, I actually comment so much on shit, like actually
Speaker 2: literally you.
Speaker 1: Are all Okay.
Speaker 2: The thing is, I I never realized that.
Speaker 1: You the way you consume TikTok really scares me because
Speaker 1: you actually interact and you actually comment, You actually like everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a bomb, you were literally Ai. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: Kai made such a good point. I was like, when
Speaker 2: I use TikTok, I'm completely useless and I have no
Speaker 2: thoughts in my brain at all. And Kai said, well,
Speaker 2: people train thirty years of their lives to not have
Speaker 2: or thirty years of their life to not have thoughts,
Speaker 2: so maybe you're doing something right. And I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: literally it is like meditation.
Speaker 3: My theory is that drain or Drew's brain is as
Speaker 3: healthy as like the Dolly.
Speaker 2: Loma exactly, and I have like the similar ideals and
Speaker 2: values and people worship me in this very similar way. Mindfulness. Yeah,
Speaker 2: completely no thoughts, no thoughts, and like I kind of
Speaker 2: eat in that way. Girl, what the hell are you
Speaker 2: looking at?
Speaker 1: I'm just amazed at where the human brain can go.
Speaker 2: Thank you. We've been saying for.
Speaker 1: Self reassurance when they are in terrible danger.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Drew, you're super delusional.
Speaker 2: But also know what I switch up when a girl
Speaker 2: talks about it. That's what you should serve, my queen.
Speaker 2: Oh my fucking d.
Speaker 1: But I was just thinking about how I've sat on
Speaker 1: this podcast and say that playing games and Fortnite is
Speaker 1: basically a form of meditation. So I really can't talk
Speaker 1: to you. Oh yeah, okay, Like, but your form of
Speaker 1: medicine is not fucking meditation. You're watching like some of
Speaker 1: the most brain wrought shit ever. I don't think TikTok.
Speaker 3: I don't think TikTok is the same commenting. I just
Speaker 3: know it's bubblegum pink. I see your comments.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go crazy in the comments.
Speaker 1: He goes crazy with the first first Please tell me
Speaker 1: where this is from?
Speaker 2: Is crazy vibes? Okay, So I wrote this down this
Speaker 2: morning because I literally have nothing else to talk about,
Speaker 2: and it's so fucking long, and it's kind of a
Speaker 2: new vibe, like it's a new vibe for us, and
Speaker 2: I don't know how you're going to feel about it.
Speaker 2: But I'm trying things. I'm trying things. I'm throwing shit
Speaker 2: at the wall to see what sticks. But so this
Speaker 2: is titled the Human Body Exhibition.
Speaker 1: I literally like I can't stand you.
Speaker 2: I no, okay, so in China.
Speaker 3: Way what I know when you say that it's about
Speaker 3: to be like the craziest ship.
Speaker 1: No, this is about to be the craziest thing you've
Speaker 1: ever on earthed on TikTok and somehow to TikTok with
Speaker 1: like maybe forty k used by you're the only really
Speaker 1: human who you are spot on like you have never
Speaker 1: been more right in your life, Like that is exactly
Speaker 1: what happened.
Speaker 4: And I like, here is the TikTok Reporter, Like you
Speaker 4: need to start a keep channel called the TikTok Report.
Speaker 4: But it's only facts not checked be a Google and
Speaker 4: just gone through Drew.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like a murder mystery, Like that's what
Speaker 2: this is. It's like it's like wait.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, okay, this is an exhibit because I'm still confused.
Speaker 1: That's where the human body exhibit. Is that what you're
Speaker 1: calling this? Because that's also we need to workshop that.
Speaker 2: So there's this exhibition that goes around that shows like
Speaker 2: human beings like literally like skinned, and it shows like
Speaker 2: the musculature, it shows like your veins and vessels and
Speaker 2: all that shit your heart and it's like this thing
Speaker 2: where these humans that were once alive are on displayed
Speaker 2: and embalmed and processed. Yeah, it's real people and it's
Speaker 2: there for literally everyone to see, and it's a vibe.
Speaker 2: I fully support it. I'm like I need to see
Speaker 2: what's inside my body to be aware of it.
Speaker 5: Like period, I hate seeing it because I know it stinks. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it always it always, like I literally can't see anything
Speaker 5: medical and know, like I know it's hot and it stinks.
Speaker 2: I don't like seeing the insive the body being hot.
Speaker 1: Like it's so warm in there, like it radiates heat
Speaker 1: and stent literally.
Speaker 2: So apparently the people at these exhibitions were hospital patients
Speaker 2: that passed away and gave consent or gave the rights
Speaker 2: a way to be put on display for everyone to see.
Speaker 2: They either old age health issues like whatever it is,
Speaker 2: and like that's the tea. But there's no proof of it,
Speaker 2: Like there's not like like actual proof.
Speaker 1: What you going down the legal reasoning as to why
Speaker 1: it is morally acceptable that the dead bodies are being
Speaker 1: shown for science, and you know, and that's the sea,
Speaker 1: Like I need to be a history teacher and talk
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Well, no, like, aren't all history teachers like gay.
Speaker 1: With Yeah, literally my history teacher. I will never forget
Speaker 1: his outfits because he wore the tightest salmon trousers I've
Speaker 1: ever seen.
Speaker 2: On a human man, like I Samon trus.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think every morning he got them stitched to
Speaker 1: his body.
Speaker 2: They were unreal salmon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like a salmon color. Remember that era
Speaker 1: where like men were wearing like salmon.
Speaker 2: Salmon is gay. He's Metro, he's Metro. Sorry, he's Metros. Actually, Okay,
Speaker 2: this is where miss girl comes in. Miss Zang. She
Speaker 2: is a news anchor in I think it's Dallian Daien Dallian.
Speaker 2: It's like this part in China, and she's like a
Speaker 2: very very popular news anchor. She's like the it girl,
Speaker 2: Like everybody loved her. She had no problems, Like no
Speaker 2: one had any problems with her. She was beautiful and
Speaker 2: people loved her. That's that's that. Well, if you go
Speaker 2: and look her up now, all of the archives and
Speaker 2: all of the content from this new station of her
Speaker 2: is deleted. They like completely eradicated it off the internet,
Speaker 2: which is like insane, Right, where the fuck did it go?
Speaker 2: Where did all of this go well, in nineteen ninety eight,
Speaker 2: she would mysteriously go missing. Wait, I'm eating this up
Speaker 2: right now. I'm crazy. I'm going crazy. I'm going crazy.
Speaker 2: You said you were like scared of me last night because.
Speaker 1: You scare me. We'll talk about that after.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. But in nineteen ninety eight, eight, oh
Speaker 2: my god, she would mysteriously go missing and her family
Speaker 2: was like, oh, like she's full term pregnant, Like she's
Speaker 2: like eight or nine months pregnant, Like where or eight
Speaker 2: or seven or eight months pregnant? Like where is she?
Speaker 2: We need to find her. But the craziest part about
Speaker 2: it is the baby daddy. They didn't know who the
Speaker 2: baby daddy was, but she knew and her family or
Speaker 2: someone someone knew and leaked this information or knew and
Speaker 2: leaked this information. But the baby daddy was the mayor
Speaker 2: of the I don't know how to say it, Dallian Daien, Yeah,
Speaker 2: of the city, mayor of the city, and the mayor
Speaker 2: of the city. Okay, I lost my notes hold on,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it literally got deleted. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: How are you good in school?
Speaker 2: Because I'm good at regurgitating information. I don't actually learn it.
Speaker 6: Okay, let me get back to where it was.
Speaker 2: Okay, she was the mistress of the mayor, which is Tea,
Speaker 2: which is Ta. She was the girl.
Speaker 1: Does she end up in the exhibit? Is that where
Speaker 1: this is going?
Speaker 2: Yes, but no. Allegedly she was pregnant with her his baby.
Speaker 2: The story goes that the wife found out and was
Speaker 2: fucking his She was not happy. Obviously, she was very unhappy.
Speaker 1: That's so annoying. Let him like love.
Speaker 2: And the last reported sightings of missus Zang she was
Speaker 2: at this hotel motel holiday Inferiod. The way she was
Speaker 2: at this like hotel motel Vibe, and people were saying
Speaker 2: that she was like trying to self harm, but like
Speaker 2: no one actually saw it happen, Like I don't remember
Speaker 2: who reported that she was trying to self harm. But
Speaker 2: it was like a very shaky Yeah, it was a
Speaker 2: very shaky. Yeah, literally it was a very shaky like
Speaker 2: whatever end?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: What is that called? Very shaky like not loose end
Speaker 2: but split end. It is a split in like it
Speaker 2: was a solid lead, solid lead yeah yeah yea yeah,
Speaker 2: okay wait wait wait wait wait we're coming back, We're
Speaker 2: coming back. Being in a bag.
Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy because it is the longest time
Speaker 1: I've gone without interrupting you, and this is insane, right right,
Speaker 1: we gotta get you on TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would eat, I would eat. Okay, Well, anyways,
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. She disappeared. Everyone just assumed she died. They
Speaker 2: did not have the body, They could not find a body,
Speaker 2: and the family still to this day is searching for
Speaker 2: the body. Well, the craziest part about all of this
Speaker 2: is that human Exhibition opens up two years later and
Speaker 2: guess who fucking owns Okay, so the factory is in
Speaker 2: the city, was that she went missing in guess who
Speaker 2: fucking owns the factory? The mayor, the mayor's wife, and
Speaker 2: which is Tea that found out and was really fucking
Speaker 2: pissed about all of this shit, and everyone's like like
Speaker 2: started like looking into this because they were like, wait,
Speaker 2: what the fuck, Like this is like actually kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: And then they look at all these bodies and they
Speaker 2: see that there's a body that matches her shape, size,
Speaker 2: the amount of time she was pregnant. It's like seven
Speaker 2: or eight months pregnant. The body that is on like display,
Speaker 2: which is crazy. Then years later, a controversy comes out
Speaker 2: that the bodies in the exhibition weren't actually from a hospital,
Speaker 2: that they were like Chinese prisoners that were quote unquote executed,
Speaker 2: which is also insane.
Speaker 1: So they weren't like they were at legal nice gestures
Speaker 1: to sign and we.
Speaker 2: Don't they yeah, exactly, they don't even know if they
Speaker 2: like signed up to be used, which is like absolutely
Speaker 2: insane and obviously like.
Speaker 1: Let me find out my dead body is like prancing
Speaker 1: around on a tour like that.
Speaker 2: Well, the rumors came out, the mayor was started started
Speaker 2: to be looked into. The mayor was like tried in
Speaker 2: sentence on like crimes of corruption. The wife went to
Speaker 2: jail for murdering her coworkers, so she is literally a killer.
Speaker 2: She killed that person and put her on display in
Speaker 2: this fucking factory like she's some weird sickle. But then
Speaker 2: it started making me think about like like the people
Speaker 2: that like put on these human exhibitions and they like
Speaker 2: literally just mutilate and like play with dead bodies all day.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, you're a freak, and like you're finding
Speaker 2: your outlets so you don't have to like go and
Speaker 2: kill other people and like rip them apart.
Speaker 1: Are there people dedicated to science and learning, Like my
Speaker 1: why in that?
Speaker 2: I'm not buying that?
Speaker 1: Well, that sounds like something that if I was a really,
Speaker 1: really shitty screenwriter and director at Peacock, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I got my next big fucking like that's one of
Speaker 1: those stories that the simple human brain would be like, and.
Speaker 2: They were made out of wat the whole time, and.
Speaker 1: They and it was all a dream. Like that sounds
Speaker 1: like something somebody would be like, I'm gonna make this
Speaker 1: movie just for it to be the worst movie ever,
Speaker 1: because there's no way to make that story more interesting
Speaker 1: than it is just an interesting story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. But did I eat? Like, be honest,
Speaker 2: yeah did?
Speaker 1: You're in like a calorie deficit for sure, but you ate,
Speaker 1: but not as much like you you might starve if
Speaker 1: we don't get.
Speaker 7: Urish.
Speaker 1: You're definitely in a calorie deficit.
Speaker 2: I did leave a lot. I didn't leave crumbs. I
Speaker 2: left crumbs, but they were like bite sized, they were
Speaker 2: enough for a leftover. Yeah, you're talented and sexy, thank you. Well,
Speaker 2: I decided I'm tired of being put down all the time.
Speaker 1: Okay about it?
Speaker 2: Tell you what? Tell me Like, I'm sexy, you're fucking sexy.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: You're begging for compliments. That's so pathetic.
Speaker 2: Wow, he doesn't have to beg me. He just did
Speaker 2: being put down again.
Speaker 3: Wanted to You're sexy in your You don't.
Speaker 1: Even compliment him before he has to beg you, like
Speaker 1: I say something mean and then he has to say
Speaker 1: your name, and then you say something. But why don't
Speaker 1: you just jump in because you know I'm going to
Speaker 1: be a bitch. Drew, your stupid Drew.
Speaker 2: You're sexy, you have a perfect penis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gave you a good spot. You're welcome.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Queen.
Speaker 1: Josie is staring at me like a freak in the hallway.
Speaker 2: He's so crazy.
Speaker 1: How about this Jokesiah thought he had COVID and then
Speaker 1: he tested negative for two days. But when he thought
Speaker 1: he had COVID, he came back to our house and
Speaker 1: slept in quarantined at our fucking house.
Speaker 2: And what's even crazier is he slept in my bed
Speaker 2: three inches away from my face. And I was telling Kay,
Speaker 2: I wake up every single night in the middle of
Speaker 2: the night with Josiah breathing in my fucking face, And
Speaker 2: I wake up and I look at him and I
Speaker 2: like flip around like super angrily, and I'm like super pissed,
Speaker 2: and like Josiah wakes up and does the same the
Speaker 2: other way. But we always like wake up in the
Speaker 2: middle of the night and like look at each other
Speaker 2: for like two seconds and then like we don't process
Speaker 2: it and then we just roll over.
Speaker 3: And You're so lucky, dude, Like I wish, I wish
Speaker 3: that was my life. I have like a doll, but
Speaker 3: it's not the same.
Speaker 1: Well, you have a what is it like a twin bed,
Speaker 1: so another person could have sleep in there.
Speaker 3: It's smaller than a twin bed, Oh, some micro it's
Speaker 3: a crib.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a toddler mattress giving c night to
Speaker 1: twelve month mattress.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that mattress is thin, but it as a peapad,
Speaker 3: so that adds.
Speaker 2: A little bit.
Speaker 1: Are you pissing yourself in your sleep?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I do. Number three, I like you wish.
Speaker 1: Adults still piss the bed because that would be hella funny,
Speaker 1: Like fuck, oh my god, I'm gonna be late today
Speaker 1: because I pissed the bed and I wish she was.
Speaker 2: Like marmalies and away I started again.
Speaker 1: I can't touch your homegirl, and be like, bro, I'm
Speaker 1: literally gonna be like, I fucking pissed the bed. But
Speaker 1: I guess girls kind of have that because we just
Speaker 1: leak blood in our sheets. But that's like more terrorizing
Speaker 1: to like the human I.
Speaker 3: Will say, I do make girls laugh so hard that
Speaker 3: they pissed themselves pretty often, So I don't know.
Speaker 2: I guess it's similar.
Speaker 1: Okay, So if you've spent maybe like twelve hours with
Speaker 1: the total woman in your life, it's maybe like four
Speaker 1: two of those including family members, one being me, one
Speaker 1: someone else who you're probably holding hostage. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: haven't made me pissed from laughing.
Speaker 2: Well the hostage then.
Speaker 1: And I've seen your mom around you and I don't care.
Speaker 2: It's the hostage. It's the hostage.
Speaker 3: Yes, you're right, my mom doesn't fuck with me.
Speaker 1: But no, Actually, we met Kay's mom and she was
Speaker 1: the sweetest, such a vibe After the show. She came
Speaker 1: up to me and spoke to me, and I felt
Speaker 1: like I was speaking to an NPR host a really
Speaker 1: good way. Yeah, Like, she was so nice to me.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the hell is happening?
Speaker 3: Well, she's so happy that you guys like take care
Speaker 3: of me.
Speaker 2: And I'm serious.
Speaker 1: She was like, I know who's going to change your
Speaker 1: pist pad on your bed If it's not us?
Speaker 3: I know you guys got me off the streets.
Speaker 7: So.
Speaker 2: You make it like as like hiding in their dumpster
Speaker 2: can And it was crying in the rain, and we
Speaker 2: found him and brought him in.
Speaker 1: He was hiding in the bushes waiting for us to
Speaker 1: move in here. He's the oh, because he's the intruder. Okay,
Speaker 1: that makes sense because he was the intruder. He came
Speaker 1: in and he was like, damn, yeah, it's.
Speaker 3: Just crazy how I manifested this by breaking into your house.
Speaker 1: Well, I decided that I hate couples sitting on the
Speaker 1: same side of the table and restaurants and it literally
Speaker 1: shouldn't be allowed.
Speaker 2: Like I sit on the same side as my mom.
Speaker 2: Why that's thank you, that's his mother, thank you. It's
Speaker 2: platonic race.
Speaker 1: He's so closer.
Speaker 2: It just meat I feel.
Speaker 1: But do you understand what I'm saying? Like, and nothing
Speaker 1: makes me more uncomfortable than walking into a restaurant and
Speaker 1: there's two random, fucking freak strangers holding onto each other
Speaker 1: and just staring at you go through the restaurant. It's
Speaker 1: already enough that when you walk into a restaurant, people
Speaker 1: naturally just kind of like gaze around and you might
Speaker 1: be looked at, So you feel like you're being looked at.
Speaker 1: But these two freaks who are like weirdly sexual right now,
Speaker 1: are like staring at you. It fucking freaks me out.
Speaker 1: I literally fucking hate it. Like, Also, it's so inconvenient
Speaker 1: to me. It's way more inconvenient to sit next to
Speaker 1: someone and have to like turn your head the whole
Speaker 1: time than to just sit across the table. Also, are
Speaker 1: you guys cheating on your significant other? Why do you
Speaker 1: have to be so close in a public space? Like
Speaker 1: you can go home after this, You can go to
Speaker 1: your house and like be all over each other. You
Speaker 1: don't have to do that in public.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I think it's cute personally, a little cute,
Speaker 2: But when it's creepy. It's creepy when their backs our
Speaker 2: face towards everyone else, Like if they're sitting up against
Speaker 2: the wall and they're looking out that slide, but if
Speaker 2: their backs are facing towards everybody, I'm like, y'all are
Speaker 2: up to no good. Like this is creepy.
Speaker 1: I feel the complete opposite. I don't want to see
Speaker 1: the face of the perpetrator, like I want their backs
Speaker 1: to be to me. But I feel like couples who
Speaker 1: do always have their faces facing the whole fucking restaurant,
Speaker 1: like they're trying.
Speaker 3: To prove a poor We're trying to rub it in
Speaker 3: my face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I don't.
Speaker 2: Kaisa false feel insecure. They're trying to Kaisa crisis actor,
Speaker 2: watch for crisis actor.
Speaker 1: Like a false flag.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I think I don't like it because I'm like an
Speaker 3: artist and I just don't like the asymmetry of it.
Speaker 3: You know, it's like unbalanced.
Speaker 2: That's actually really interesting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just take aesthetics super seriously, so it's like,
Speaker 3: please just creative and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I don't like it because I'm very bitter,
Speaker 1: and I don't like to see a man and a
Speaker 1: woman being happy because.
Speaker 2: I know that he's going to What if it was
Speaker 2: two women, then.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting right across from them and.
Speaker 2: Upstairs I'm fingering.
Speaker 1: Then I'm like, hello, is there space for a third?
Speaker 1: I love this vibe. No, it's specifically, I'm sorry. Specifically,
Speaker 1: when it's a man and a woman, it freaks me out.
Speaker 1: But you know what, I actually never see gay couples
Speaker 1: doing that. I've never once seen a gay couple do that,
Speaker 1: but like maybe I just haven't seen it. But it's
Speaker 1: only fucking straight couples, and usually the man is so
Speaker 1: ugly it pisses me off. But I'll stop talking about it.
Speaker 1: I'm my sorry.
Speaker 2: We went and saw The Whiz with my parents and
Speaker 2: it was a fucking vibe.
Speaker 1: And I thought they reanimated Michael Jackson but they didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it was hologram. It was just hologram.
Speaker 1: The tin Man was hot, y'all. Like, seriously, go watch
Speaker 1: the Whizz if you're in LA, because the tin Man
Speaker 1: is sexying. Everybody in the crowd thought it because.
Speaker 8: He got the i've ever heard the roar the crowder
Speaker 8: repped it into when he did his bow was absurd.
Speaker 8: The scarecrow, oh, was quite literally probably the most talented
Speaker 8: person I have ever. I've never seen someone have voice
Speaker 8: control like that ever in my life. I didn't even
Speaker 8: know it was possible to be able to make sounds
Speaker 8: like that.
Speaker 2: Like the tin Man was just like a vibe and
Speaker 2: like was funny. He was like actually good. He was
Speaker 2: like literally like so everyone was like incredible. The only
Speaker 2: person that I did not fuck with was the Whiz himself,
Speaker 2: but my dad was telling me that before the play
Speaker 2: went on, they announced that it's like the second string guy,
Speaker 2: and everybody groaned and moaned and because he was second
Speaker 2: string and like you could feel it, like everybody was like,
Speaker 2: like it was like some of the best singing I've
Speaker 2: ever seen in a musical or in a live play ever.
Speaker 2: Like everybody was on and then like the Whiz came around,
Speaker 2: and like I was so excited to meet the Wiz
Speaker 2: because I was like, oh, this is like they've been
Speaker 2: building him up the whole time, and he just didn't
Speaker 2: deliver like I thought he did. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2: He turned that shit out and he killed And it
Speaker 2: might have just been the play writing in general, but
Speaker 2: like that fucking play was lit. That play was fucking lit.
Speaker 1: Some mean, Usually I don't like musicals because they freak
Speaker 1: me out, because I can't watch musicals without staring at
Speaker 1: the people, and they actually freak me out. It's like
Speaker 1: watching TV, but they're here and it feels so weird
Speaker 1: and it feels like they don't know I'm here, and
Speaker 1: like it it just freaks me out. Like it genuinely
Speaker 1: gives me the weirdest feeling ever.
Speaker 2: They turn into television every single time I'm watching a play,
Speaker 2: like it literally becomes like a TV screen or an
Speaker 2: iPhone screen, and it's like so fucking creepy. But what
Speaker 2: gets me every fucking time, it's when I'm at concerts,
Speaker 2: It's when I'm at plays, it's when I'm at movies.
Speaker 2: Is like seeing the back of like hundreds of people's
Speaker 2: heads and like they're still, like it makes me feel
Speaker 2: so eerie.
Speaker 1: And that was making me feel so weird too, but
Speaker 1: keep going.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I like Patrick with that. No, literally you're good.
Speaker 2: It makes me feel so like bizarre and like like
Speaker 2: it it gives me like such like a primal like
Speaker 2: like I'm insidious feeling. I'm like, what the hell?
Speaker 1: So it was freaking me out because it's a musical
Speaker 1: and not a single soul was moving around. And then
Speaker 1: I was freaked out because I was like, are they
Speaker 1: purposely staying still? Because I cannot stay still because the
Speaker 1: salts were fucking lit and I couldn't stay still. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, oh my god, are people seeing
Speaker 1: me and thinking I'm trying to show off? And like
Speaker 1: that I like it. It was like more than them,
Speaker 1: and I was freaking out, and then I would make
Speaker 1: myself stay.
Speaker 2: I had the exact same dialogue in my head. And
Speaker 2: there's something wrong with us because that's not normal.
Speaker 1: Thoughts at concerts too. Look at concerts, if I'm having
Speaker 1: too much fun, I'll have a moment where I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, somebody's gonna think that I'm trying to
Speaker 1: show off that I like think I like the artists
Speaker 1: more than them and like that I think I'm cooler
Speaker 1: than them, and I'm just gonna stand still. But then
Speaker 1: when I'm standing still, I'm like, oh my god, they're
Speaker 1: gonna think I'm being like too cool and I don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck and I should kill myself and I
Speaker 1: need to move.
Speaker 2: It's probably because we're like narcissists. Oh yeah, and we
Speaker 2: think everybody's looking at us like that is like probably
Speaker 2: I bet someone.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what it is. It's more because I'm
Speaker 1: looking at everyone all the time. I think that's more
Speaker 1: what it is, because I don't think it's not coming
Speaker 1: from a place. But I guess you can still be
Speaker 1: narcissistic without like a fame aspect of it. But it's
Speaker 1: not from a place where I'm like, oh, somebody who
Speaker 1: knows me is gonna see me. It's literally because I
Speaker 1: am constantly eavesdropping, staring, being nosy, watching the fuck out
Speaker 1: of everybody. So I can only assume people there are
Speaker 1: other people who do the same, and then I get
Speaker 1: fearful of my own actions, which is staring at people
Speaker 1: and judging them. So maybe I need to do some
Speaker 1: internal work. But that's the fun of life. Like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck? What's the point of going to a restaurant
Speaker 1: and not listening to the people next to me. There's
Speaker 1: actually no other reason. There's literally no other reason to
Speaker 1: go to a restaurant than to eavesdrop.
Speaker 2: Because we've had every single conversation ever that's possible, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we just now have to hear other people's takes on
Speaker 2: the conversations that we've already had.
Speaker 1: We need to add something to the water because there
Speaker 1: hasn't been enough, like fights at restaurants and like arguments
Speaker 1: at restaurants.
Speaker 2: The water's making the frogs gay, Are you a frog?
Speaker 1: Is that what it did to you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was a drop, Like obviously, yeah, I he needs
Speaker 3: to not be so sensitive. I said that I was
Speaker 3: actually like, oh, it's good that he walked out because
Speaker 3: it's inappropriate for her to say that to you.
Speaker 2: And I'm a beautiful soul.
Speaker 1: No, he didn't say that, Okay, Actually he said you
Speaker 1: have a beautiful hole.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you like that? Yes, Actually it's like a
Speaker 2: not in the balloon. You those are my hemorrhoid sky. Okay,
Speaker 2: I am a targeted individual like I something like.
Speaker 1: I don't know you're actually back to that, but I
Speaker 1: don't think we can live together if you're going to
Speaker 1: go back and step. That was the hardest five months
Speaker 1: of my fucking.
Speaker 2: Life being gang like stopped. And I thought it was
Speaker 2: a joke at first, and then I came home one night.
Speaker 2: It was after our show and I was laying in
Speaker 2: bed with Josh and the service on my phone goes out,
Speaker 2: tell me why my phone was EMPD and it went
Speaker 2: without service for six hours.
Speaker 1: Oh, you need to pay your phone bill to have service.
Speaker 1: That's probably what was happening.
Speaker 2: No, AT and T literally did get shut down, and
Speaker 2: it was scaring the fuck out of me. I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: that's actually, like really really scary.
Speaker 1: That it can just happen randomly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I always knew it was, but I never
Speaker 2: thought it was actually gonna happen. But I was like
Speaker 2: always aware that it could happen, but like, what the fuck,
Speaker 2: Like that's the at and t out.
Speaker 1: Figure out how that happened or why.
Speaker 2: I don't know yet, Like I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I think it's because you guys were being so political
Speaker 3: during the show that the government actually just like stopped.
Speaker 1: What did we say though at the show?
Speaker 2: Turn out squirting or something? Okay, squirting and pissing. No,
Speaker 2: it was really creepy.
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's also there was just an overload
Speaker 1: of users on the network and then they were just
Speaker 1: shut down so late that yeah, it was. But maybe
Speaker 1: everyone all at once saw the same video from who
Speaker 1: the Fuck Did I Marry? And everybody was on their
Speaker 1: phone using their data to watch that series on TikTok.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is the Cats?
Speaker 1: Dad drew with what were you watching? You said? This
Speaker 1: better not become What the fuck is the Cat?
Speaker 2: It was like that social media sleuth documentary Oh.
Speaker 1: H the wait dream scenario.
Speaker 2: No, no, it was like the Idaho oh oh oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, we were watching this, which we never
Speaker 1: finished it because it was confusing me because I couldn't
Speaker 1: tell if it was commentary on Internet sloops or it
Speaker 1: was just literally Internet Sluice got a documentary, but we
Speaker 1: were watching that and Drew was like, this better not
Speaker 1: become what the fuck is cats? And we were like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? And I was like, do
Speaker 1: you mean don't fuck with cats? He was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: same things.
Speaker 2: Oh, what the fuck cat about?
Speaker 1: Like when we were all talking about going to see
Speaker 1: was it talk to me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, talk to the hand.
Speaker 1: And he was like, we should go watch talk to
Speaker 1: the hand. And then we were like, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? And then he was like, take the hand.
Speaker 1: It's take the hand. And he kept calling.
Speaker 2: Take my hand.
Speaker 1: He kept calling talk to me like eight million.
Speaker 2: Things, take my hand. Now.
Speaker 1: Feel but now I feel like I don't know the
Speaker 1: name of that movie and I feel like I'm getting
Speaker 1: it wrong.
Speaker 2: It's talked to me now, let's talked to me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the thing that if there's a solar flare,
Speaker 3: like all electronics will just turn off.
Speaker 1: What is like the biggest cons of that, other than
Speaker 1: the fact that we won't have a job anymore.
Speaker 3: Just think planes falling out of the sky and like people.
Speaker 1: That are sir like, it will be borderline, and I
Speaker 1: guess they will fall this sky because it'll be borderline impossible.
Speaker 2: For them to navigate landing feeling.
Speaker 1: Oh, that was the scariest thing to ever happened. I
Speaker 1: felt like a plane crash into our house.
Speaker 2: I literally thought I got shot.
Speaker 1: I literally fult like a plane crashes half Oh my god. Actually, guys,
Speaker 1: I haven't been watching any murder mystery or any plane
Speaker 1: crash videos for like a month straight, like actually a
Speaker 1: little more than a month. I've not watched anything about
Speaker 1: murder plane crashes in a long time. And my whole
Speaker 1: old timeline on YouTube now is just Evan and Caitlin,
Speaker 1: which is a resin channel, a bunch of wood carving channels,
Speaker 1: and then prospering who does Fortnite?
Speaker 2: When are you going to get into whittling? What wood
Speaker 2: carving channels? Okay, I know that's what I'm saying. What
Speaker 2: hm nothing hm hmm okay, what is that?
Speaker 1: Are you all making it a sexual thing?
Speaker 2: No? No, okay, it's just interesting. I just want to
Speaker 2: start with interesting in her in her rest, I guess
Speaker 2: it's just gay. Yeah, it's just very gay.
Speaker 1: I thought this year I was like I want to
Speaker 1: learn how to play, but.
Speaker 3: Also Drew, I'm just me, dude, I'm sorry, but Drew's
Speaker 3: like a psycho. Yeah, he's a psycho. But like he
Speaker 3: literally set that up. He told me that he's going
Speaker 3: to set that up and then so believably acted scared
Speaker 3: when it happened. He actually yes, and he didn't like
Speaker 3: let onto it at all, and he just scared you.
Speaker 3: He's the ship and then just looked at me.
Speaker 2: Okay, well now what he's a monster. No, I'm a genius.
Speaker 2: It was just like this little guy, because I knew
Speaker 2: it's gonna get clipped, it's gonna get posted, and it's
Speaker 2: gonna go viral. We're going viral. You're like, we are going,
Speaker 2: We're going y.
Speaker 3: You're so smart, You're like twink mega mind it comes.
Speaker 1: Out of your mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's bad. I shouldn't say twink twin death. I'm
Speaker 2: experiencing twing death.
Speaker 1: I tried to play Roadblocks last night and I just
Speaker 1: couldn't get a set up and I was so fucking mad.
Speaker 1: And that's it.
Speaker 2: Did we ever get into it? No?
Speaker 1: Because I couldn't access like the account on my iPhone
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna play on pspot, and I haven't been
Speaker 1: able to go to work on Contraband Police because the
Speaker 1: setup is so uncomfortable. Wow, we've been doing this thing
Speaker 1: where we get into random rooms on Fortnite and ones
Speaker 1: that have like audio.
Speaker 2: And what is it called proximity chat.
Speaker 1: We get into ones with proximity Chat and we just
Speaker 1: start talking and wed you do this voice if anybody
Speaker 1: calls him gay, I'm like, I'm literally his girlfriend. I'm
Speaker 1: right here.
Speaker 5: Stop fucking saying that about him.
Speaker 1: Yesterday was making me and just like almost fiss ourself.
Speaker 1: What were they even saying back to you? I like
Speaker 1: can't remember.
Speaker 2: They were literally just being homophobic. They're being crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, You're actually terrifying. What people say under an anonymity,
Speaker 1: it is actually fucking terrifying. I Mean we see it
Speaker 1: in comments and all that ship all the time, but
Speaker 1: when it is young people using their boys to say
Speaker 1: crazy shit, it freaks me out. But then I'm like,
Speaker 1: these are literally literally kids, so in their head this
Speaker 1: is their fucking am Like a lot of these people
Speaker 1: online are so fucking young, and it freaks me out
Speaker 1: because also they'll be screaming into the mic and I'm
Speaker 1: very confused, where the fuck are your parents? Yeah, actually
Speaker 1: I don't understand that. If my parents heard me talking
Speaker 1: like that, they would beat.
Speaker 2: My act exactly. That night was like the most eye
Speaker 2: opening thing I've ever experienced in my life. When we
Speaker 2: were playing like that Fortnite match what was it called,
Speaker 2: like prop hunt was yeah, prop Hunt? Yes, we were
Speaker 2: playing prop Hunt and we hopped into this lobby and like,
Speaker 2: the way these like eight to twelve year old boys
Speaker 2: were behaving was like absolutely insane. It wasn't like modern
Speaker 2: warfare to Call of Duty era insane. Like it was
Speaker 2: like a whole other beast, a whole other level so
Speaker 2: evil it was.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: It was actually sinistery. It was making me like literally sad.
Speaker 1: I know, I killed all of our nights. Like we
Speaker 1: got in there, and at first it was funny. We
Speaker 1: were like Drew's doing his voice and I was talking,
Speaker 1: and then they were just being like really sexist to me.
Speaker 1: So then I started to like back up and let
Speaker 1: Drew and Josie talk because I literally couldn't even say
Speaker 1: anything funny because they were like, get in the kitchen,
Speaker 1: get it the kitchen.
Speaker 2: I was like, bro, you were so and we were
Speaker 2: in a grocery they ate your ass. We were playing
Speaker 2: frop punt in a grocery store and the kid was like,
Speaker 2: can the kitchen gave in the kitchen and he was like, wait, actually,
Speaker 2: you're in the grocery store, the other place you belonged.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm like damn. And then I literally stopped
Speaker 1: talking because I felt like I got my ass chewed out.
Speaker 1: But later on they kept being They were actually being
Speaker 1: so sinister and evil, and I don't know, maybe this
Speaker 1: has always been a thing with young people. I don't
Speaker 1: want to sound old as fucking be like the no
Speaker 1: general rings, wow, like whatever. Kids are always evil. Kids
Speaker 1: are evil, like we all know that, whatever, and hopefully
Speaker 1: they grow and they learn and they become normal. But
Speaker 1: they were being so fucking evil that it shifted everyone's mood.
Speaker 1: All of us went from being like funny trolling these
Speaker 1: kids who were being rude. We were just trolling them,
Speaker 1: not in a sinister way, but just like Drew doing
Speaker 1: a voice and me being like hello, wow, like us
Speaker 1: saying basically nothing.
Speaker 2: I mean, you did say you had their IP address
Speaker 2: and that you were coming. Okay, five minute, I was
Speaker 2: getting there.
Speaker 1: I want getting there, But I only did this, and
Speaker 1: I will stand by it because yes they are kids,
Speaker 1: and yes I scared the fuck out of them, but
Speaker 1: they were saying some of the gnarliest shit I've ever
Speaker 1: heard come out of someone's mouth in a very long time.
Speaker 1: So I was like, all right, I'm going to teach
Speaker 1: you all a lesson because they wouldn't let me talking
Speaker 1: my normal voice, so I just got really close to
Speaker 1: the mic and I was like, I see everything. I
Speaker 1: see everything.
Speaker 9: I know where you are, and I know where you live,
Speaker 9: and I see that you're on a PCE FI did
Speaker 9: you get your piece five for Christmas? I know you
Speaker 9: got it for Christmas, and I know your mom worked
Speaker 9: out to get the piece for for you.
Speaker 2: And I just kept doing this, just describing traits that
Speaker 2: like somehow all of them landed and like these kids
Speaker 2: were like one.
Speaker 9: Of the PC, and I was like, oh, I already
Speaker 9: know you have a PC and I know that you
Speaker 9: just want to get it because they were all sold
Speaker 9: out for so long.
Speaker 1: And I just kept saying very blanket statements, but it
Speaker 1: was connecting to all of them, and they were all
Speaker 1: like eight, so they were like, oh my god. And
Speaker 1: then they all started.
Speaker 2: They were scary block ger, we need to leave, We
Speaker 2: need to leave now, we need to leave, and then
Speaker 2: they were.
Speaker 1: Like, dude, she's mean creepy like blocker please.
Speaker 2: And then you were like I'm inside your PlayStation. You
Speaker 2: can't get rid of me. And they were like.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm looking around at your files. I
Speaker 1: see how much time you played every game while you
Speaker 1: play Call of Duty a lot. You should go back outside,
Speaker 1: and I like just kept saying creepy thing. And then
Speaker 1: like the one evil fucking kid who was actually so
Speaker 1: scary got so scared that he left, like he tried
Speaker 1: to make a joke to me and like be like nasty,
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, you can't even see my
Speaker 1: computer because I came all over and I was like,
Speaker 1: I he like set the gross thing over and I
Speaker 1: was like, I already told your mom about that. She's
Speaker 1: coming into your room in the next five minutes. You
Speaker 1: better hurry up and get all that cleaned up, Like
Speaker 1: I said something like that, like in a really sinister voice,
Speaker 1: and then he was like what the fuck and then
Speaker 1: just got off because he got really scared of me,
Speaker 1: and all of them got scared of me, and I
Speaker 1: hope they learned their lesson to not get online and
Speaker 1: say fucking scary, nasty things to a woman because I'll
Speaker 1: kill a kid.
Speaker 3: That makes me so fucking angry.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love it. Oh wait, during math one,
Speaker 1: Drew got on and they were making fun of me
Speaker 1: for being a girl, and they were like shut up, egir,
Speaker 1: fuck you, fuck you, like all this crazy shit to me.
Speaker 1: And then Drew got on on a different on his computer.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh huh, I see a sexy girls.
Speaker 2: In here, like the girl, and we just started like flirting,
Speaker 2: like I was like rising her and they were like
Speaker 2: wait what, Like I can't believe that.
Speaker 1: They were like, bro, he's me and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: he's not. You guys are just kids.
Speaker 2: You don't understand how real men talk like women.
Speaker 1: And that was our story. I haven't been on one
Speaker 1: of those. I haven't been on prop Hut since then though,
Speaker 1: because it actually jarred be like it freaked me out.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait, my parents are I didn't tell
Speaker 2: you this. My parents are actually accidentally literally in a
Speaker 2: movie or a TV show, like accidentally fully after the show,
Speaker 2: I was like driving them to the hotel that they
Speaker 2: were staying at. It's like right up the street from us,
Speaker 2: and it's on Main Road, and I was like it
Speaker 2: was like kind of late obviously, and it sounds like
Speaker 2: I'm making this up. It sounds like I'm literally fucking lying,
Speaker 2: but I'm being dead serious and like actually I have
Speaker 2: videos of it. It's proof, and like there's.
Speaker 1: Like now I don't trust you because Kay's lying. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, are you making up another lie that you
Speaker 1: told Kay? You were going to tell me?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's real because I'm not like you.
Speaker 1: I don't spend time taking it.
Speaker 2: It's really, it's real. It's real. But so the street
Speaker 2: was shut down, but it wasn't shut down by Belice.
Speaker 2: It was like shut down by like people wearing like
Speaker 2: green vests, and I was like what the fuck and
Speaker 2: they would just like they didn't say a word. They
Speaker 2: just like sent me this way, and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh fuck, there must be like a bad car crash.
Speaker 2: So like I went around up a street to because
Speaker 2: I had to go where the street was closed down
Speaker 2: to get to the hotel. And so I drive up
Speaker 2: this side street and like the guys like stop stop,
Speaker 2: like yeah, yeah no. I literally was like pissed off.
Speaker 2: I was like, what, like tell me at least tell
Speaker 2: me why I can't go, because I can't go anywhere else.
Speaker 2: The hotel is right there, and he's like, oh, we're filming,
Speaker 2: we're filming, we're filming. And then I got like a
Speaker 2: video of them filming, and it was like a race
Speaker 2: scene in a movie and you can see like the
Speaker 2: camera over there and like those are all like fake cars,
Speaker 2: and then they like turn around. There's all the filming
Speaker 2: crew and stuff. But yeah, they were like actually filming
Speaker 2: a movie. And then they let me through and I
Speaker 2: drove through the film set, which is like kind of
Speaker 2: crazy because it was like like million dollar cameras lining
Speaker 2: she had.
Speaker 1: Just hyper like driven into all of them.
Speaker 2: That's literally like I was like, I'm gonna just park
Speaker 2: here until they pay me fifty dollars to leave, because
Speaker 2: like there's that thing, yeah they can't yeah, yeah, And
Speaker 2: there's this thing that people like like make a living
Speaker 2: off of with they have a motorcycle. They go to
Speaker 2: and find movie sets and just sit outside the movie set,
Speaker 2: revving the engine and like making as loud as much
Speaker 2: sound as possible, and then they're like give me fifty
Speaker 2: bucks and I'll leave, and they just dip because you're
Speaker 2: like allowed, Yeah, but anyway.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that, but like record a self tape
Speaker 1: for them they're shooting and just get a big productor
Speaker 1: and play it outside and be like, I won't even
Speaker 1: put me in the movie.
Speaker 2: That's a good idea. Actually, anyways, we drove through this set,
Speaker 2: I dropped them off. Well. I told them to just
Speaker 2: like hang out downstairs and just kind of watch it
Speaker 2: go down because I've never seen this in LA This
Speaker 2: is crazy, this is awesome. There's like a once in
Speaker 2: a lifetime experience. And they were just there and then
Speaker 2: they heard action and like every the car started driving,
Speaker 2: the people on like every person on the sidewalk they
Speaker 2: thought was watching it, but they were extras and they
Speaker 2: started walking and my parents were just like standing on
Speaker 2: the sidewalk and then like they said cut and like
Speaker 2: that's a wrap, and they wrapped the scene and they
Speaker 2: in the last scene. My parents were just standing on
Speaker 2: the sidewalk and an actor came up to them and
Speaker 2: was like, you do realize you're gonna be in a
Speaker 2: TV show. I hope you're ready to be in a
Speaker 2: TV show or a movie. And my parents were like
Speaker 2: what And then they were cold, and.
Speaker 1: So they were are you ready for your whole life?
Speaker 2: I know they're having their extra debut, except they like
Speaker 2: did free labor and didn't get paid, so they're gonna sue.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good way to yeah, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: instead of just being grateful for being a part of
Speaker 1: something magical, which is probably like what Gray's anatomy period.
Speaker 2: But no, they were. There was something like very high
Speaker 2: budget though, like I don't they didn't ask and like
Speaker 2: I couldn't ask anybody, but like I wanted them to
Speaker 2: ask the actors so bad, but they were too scared too.
Speaker 1: But it was filming a lot around La because they
Speaker 1: were filming on San Vincinetti or however you say that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were filming on that street and they were they're
Speaker 1: always filming on like Wiltshire.
Speaker 2: And shit, I was thinking it was like it was
Speaker 2: giving Netflix though, like I don't know what it was.
Speaker 1: It was giving Onya Taylor Joy.
Speaker 2: I just can't say shit without getting leaped at by guy.
Speaker 1: No, it's funny because he has a crush on you,
Speaker 1: so he's bullying you. It's like a child, yeah, because
Speaker 1: he's so underdeveloped.
Speaker 2: I am. Yeah, I'm super immature.
Speaker 1: Guys, I'm gonna be opening the Versace show, so make
Speaker 1: sure you watch it. This is filmed ahead of time,
Speaker 1: and I'm actually while you're watching this, I'm in Italy
Speaker 1: right now, and I'm really nervous.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. No, I was. I signed an nda.
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to show you. Jayla is going to
Speaker 1: be performing too.
Speaker 2: I'm so confused.
Speaker 1: No, you're not performing her whole movie. And then I
Speaker 1: come out, I'm the I'm the opening look, so it's
Speaker 1: a big it's a big deal for Dinah. Wait, why
Speaker 1: did you comment that on like a video of like
Speaker 1: Bella being really serious, commented that.
Speaker 2: Bella announcing like her limes disease or some shit, and
Speaker 2: she just said, like done a like like some like
Speaker 2: really like heartfelt message and she just and she does
Speaker 2: it unironically.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like a thing how some people like genuinely
Speaker 1: believe that their name takes on new meaning because they've
Speaker 1: made such good art. And she's like, she'll know what
Speaker 1: this means. And maybe Bella was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: that was the boskul thing anybody's ever said.
Speaker 2: It is like the vibe though, Like I think that's
Speaker 2: what it is. It's like a signature. It's like I'm
Speaker 2: here for you, like I'm thinking of you, Like that's
Speaker 2: what it is for her. But it just looks like
Speaker 2: imagine me commenting Drew Phillips and they're like your post
Speaker 2: like it's like, doesn't it does not read the same,
Speaker 2: Like it doesn't read well.
Speaker 1: For some reason, Donna Tulloversace sounds way more heartfelt. But
Speaker 1: I think it's because it's like an Italian name. Then
Speaker 1: Drew Phillips, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Drew Phillips eats way more. Huh it does.
Speaker 3: No, you have the perfect name for a guy.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you. See I was thinking of the
Speaker 2: same thing about you. Kaik Newman.
Speaker 3: I guess I've never thought about it, but thank you.
Speaker 1: You have the weirdest last name I've ever heard of.
Speaker 3: I've never heard that Newman. You've ever heard the name Newman.
Speaker 3: There's like multiple celebrities of the last name Newman because
Speaker 3: he's a new Man, Paul Newman.
Speaker 2: Randy Newman.
Speaker 1: I don't know any of these.
Speaker 3: Randy Newman made the Toy Story soundtrack. Paul Newman isn't
Speaker 3: Who's Paulman? He has apasta sauce.
Speaker 1: Okay, that sounds using celebrity, Arry, you don't know.
Speaker 3: About Newman's own the whole brand with like they have
Speaker 3: oreos that are very mid do you know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So basically the Newman name doesn't have like the best
Speaker 1: legacy other than the toy story sound.
Speaker 2: It does have a dude, Randy, you're getting there.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Randy Newman is lit.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of like the legacy that Umanzo has,
Speaker 1: Like we're tapped in. I don't think there's any other
Speaker 1: famous person with that. Oh oh my god, well I
Speaker 1: was crazy.
Speaker 2: Have you heard of the Phillips legacy? We designed TVs refrigerators.
Speaker 2: That's all me, baby, It's all me and Ky are underdogs.
Speaker 1: I'm actually signing with you now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a nepo baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah I know, man, I fucking know your parents are
Speaker 1: in fucking TV shows. I actually, Oh, you have a meeting?
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn it, like literally right now.
Speaker 1: Oh, some people don't take this job here, see, like
Speaker 1: I put this as a priority before everything else. Like
Speaker 1: I'm literally supposed to be in Italy right now, and
Speaker 1: I have this. No, I fucked it up because I
Speaker 1: slept in because I stayed up till six am watching
Speaker 1: Prospering kill It on Fortnite and it was amazing. And
Speaker 1: also yesterday worked out and I actually feel like my
Speaker 1: muscles were attached by velcrows. And you know how if
Speaker 1: you don't go like this and you rip it this way,
Speaker 1: it takes longer for the belcrow to rip off. I
Speaker 1: feel like somebody did that to my arms and my abs.
Speaker 2: Oh they're sore. Oh yeah, we did Josiah's like famous
Speaker 2: app work out yesterday together. Oh, we'll insert the video.
Speaker 2: What do you guys think? Y'all? It's pretty good, right,
Speaker 2: like you're.
Speaker 1: Acting like you They saw the video already.
Speaker 6: What is this called?
Speaker 1: It's like rush and sawthing? Oh oh wow.
Speaker 2: What's that? You? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Yes? He kept having these wet, nasty farts at the
Speaker 1: gym and he claims they're not wet, and he keeps
Speaker 1: like they're not wet, but I know he's sweating his
Speaker 1: little fucking ass.
Speaker 2: Well I actually wasn't a sweating. I actually wasn't sweat.
Speaker 2: They went not well.
Speaker 1: Also, you have to show the other video if you
Speaker 1: got it on video. There was one point he was like,
Speaker 1: oh I think I'm gonna fart again, So like let's
Speaker 1: do that again. So we all started working out, and
Speaker 1: he clenched his whole face like he shook straking apart.
Speaker 1: You look like he looks like he was gonna shit himself.
Speaker 2: No one's going that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Also, I'm I'm just gonna humble myself and let that
Speaker 1: video get put in the podcast, even though I look
Speaker 1: like shit in it. But just know that I have
Speaker 1: my bad days too.
Speaker 2: Well. Add a beauty filter. Yeah, add the.
Speaker 1: Bold glamour like, let's add bold glamor beautiful. Let's add
Speaker 1: bold glamour with like a hair down effect, so like
Speaker 1: you know when like people add fake hair in it,
Speaker 1: like you can see your face through it and glitches through.
Speaker 1: I want that for that.
Speaker 2: Should we add this selfie of me?
Speaker 1: I hate that picture of you.
Speaker 2: I think it's actually really good.
Speaker 1: Okay. Also, I'll explain why you scare me.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, Drew.
Speaker 1: If you it's you don't scare me the way like
Speaker 1: any human who had to live with you would be
Speaker 1: scared because I know you so well, but you have
Speaker 1: the oddest survival instincts of any human I've ever met
Speaker 1: in my life. Because Drew will hang around for a
Speaker 1: few minutes and he kind of silent and not really
Speaker 1: be in a mood, but like he's not in a
Speaker 1: bad mood, but he's not like very chipper and he's
Speaker 1: not adding to it. He kind of just like hanging around.
Speaker 1: If he doesn't get what he wants from the situation,
Speaker 1: he will just disappear into his room for like an hour,
Speaker 1: and then me and Josiah will be like is he
Speaker 1: mad at us? Like whatever, don't bother him, just like
Speaker 1: let him go to his room. And then he'll come
Speaker 1: back out and like, survey the room again, come into
Speaker 1: the kitchen, eat a few snacks, and then get like
Speaker 1: a sudden sugar rush. Come into the room. Ignore what
Speaker 1: we're saying. We could be having a full conversation and
Speaker 1: he'll just come in and be like and then we're
Speaker 1: like what And then he's like, oh my god, you
Speaker 1: guys fucking hate me. Come back into the kitchen, eat
Speaker 1: more snacks, stand in the doorway and keep saying things
Speaker 1: until he gets our attention. And then he gets our attention,
Speaker 1: keeps it for like ten minutes, doesn't say anything. We'll
Speaker 1: start singing and be like was that good? And we're
Speaker 1: like no, and then he's like, Okay, fuck you, guys,
Speaker 1: that's why I'm going back to my room. But really
Speaker 1: what's happening is he's getting like a very sudden sugar
Speaker 1: spike dropping down and then being like, I'm going back
Speaker 1: to my room and then go back.
Speaker 2: To your room. A very different reality, a depth, very different.
Speaker 2: Sometimes the vibes, yeah, sometimes the vibes aren't fully there
Speaker 2: for me, not because y'all are being mean or anything.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, oh, I don't have the energy to
Speaker 2: like partake in this conversation. I'm gonna go lay in
Speaker 2: my phone like period, like that's it. Then I come
Speaker 2: back out, I survey the vibes again, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: the vibes are here, like let's turn up like I'm
Speaker 2: down to do. But half the time it's y'all fucking
Speaker 2: playing Fortnite together, and I'm like, I don't play Fortnite.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, gir, I'm gonna go play my iPhone
Speaker 2: and do that, and I we're bonding.
Speaker 1: You could take that moment to be like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: play with them and bond.
Speaker 2: It's just not fun. It's not that fun to me anymore.
Speaker 2: Like I try, i'd really try to, like it's fun
Speaker 2: when I win, but it's not fun when I don't win.
Speaker 3: Drew has like epigenetic only child jeans. Yeah, I remember
Speaker 3: when we were in Texas. I don't know, we like
Speaker 3: got back pretty late from that basketball game. But like
Speaker 3: I was in bed and Drew like I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm so tired, I have to go to bed, and
Speaker 3: like twenty minutes later, like the door creaks open and
Speaker 3: I'm like, you can come in. And then he comes
Speaker 3: in and starts like jumping on the bed and like
Speaker 3: literally like no, dances around the room.
Speaker 2: For an hour.
Speaker 3: It's like a little clown and we made like I
Speaker 3: don't know, like fourteen tiktoks.
Speaker 7: Well insert and then he like passed out.
Speaker 6: Life happens fast, and if you don't stop, then smell
Speaker 6: the rosunst they don't fire right pass jump then that's why.
Speaker 2: He's fucking dude.
Speaker 1: He literally gets like pre bed zoomies, like it is
Speaker 1: actually insane.
Speaker 2: Oh fine, I'll just stop doing that. We're saying, I'll
Speaker 2: just stop being me since it's such.
Speaker 1: You know, Actually that is what I was looking for
Speaker 1: for this conversation. Thank you, Like I'm glad that you're
Speaker 1: the kind of person that can hear us out. I'll
Speaker 1: change and become different.
Speaker 2: I'll change for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't like who you are anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, something's different, something is different, something has shifted.
Speaker 1: Oh no, But yesterday we were all like sitting in
Speaker 1: the room because we were working on things, and we're
Speaker 1: like me and you were sitting there like in this meeting,
Speaker 1: like just working and I'm fully tapped in working, and
Speaker 1: Drew suddenly just goes from working and gets up and
Speaker 1: starts walking around the room and is like, dude, singing
Speaker 1: and stuff, and he's like, where's everyone's energy? Like when
Speaker 1: I'm up, everyone else is down. This always happens. And
Speaker 1: I was like, girl, because you literally are so fucking weird.
Speaker 1: He was like what, okay, fine, whatever, and then he
Speaker 1: did the same thing. He left and he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to my room. But then he came back
Speaker 1: because I think he went to his bed and had
Speaker 1: too much energy to just be laying down and he
Speaker 1: wanted to know.
Speaker 2: I wanted to work. I was like trying to work,
Speaker 2: like not enough people are working anymore.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel too, And that's cool. Story.
Speaker 2: After dinner or after the show, we didn't talk about
Speaker 2: the show at all. We did a show in LA
Speaker 2: and we didn't like publicize it at all, but we
Speaker 2: did like a live podcast. It was a fucking vibe.
Speaker 2: It went great. It was super funny and goofy. Sorry
Speaker 2: we didn't tell you about it. It just sold out
Speaker 2: before we could announce it to the public. Sorry, not sorry.
Speaker 2: We're so famous and like people want to be us,
Speaker 2: and one.
Speaker 1: We want to be me, be me. I feel like breedy. Really,
Speaker 1: all right, let's get into some media. We watched Dream
Speaker 1: Scenario and I really liked it.
Speaker 2: It was cool, it was cool, it was a vibe,
Speaker 2: but also it was no, no, no, I'm thinking of something else.
Speaker 2: We finished all nine episodes of the Love is Blind,
Speaker 2: the new Love is Blind season we watched. NYA had
Speaker 2: already watched them. I watched six episodes in one day,
Speaker 2: rain rotting. Yeah, for the second time. She watched the
Speaker 2: exact same episodes.
Speaker 1: I stayed up all night till six am binged it,
Speaker 1: and then woke up and I was like, dure, you
Speaker 1: need to catch up and watch it all over again.
Speaker 1: So I've spent twenty four hours watching.
Speaker 2: Love Is Blind, and you collect that nineteen hours and
Speaker 2: twenty five minutes.
Speaker 1: I've been working hard. Some of y'all aren't fucking working hard.
Speaker 2: You've been like running up that screen time a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm so sad. I think I'm gonna hit some well
Speaker 1: butcherned soon. Guys, I'm twenty five.
Speaker 2: Well well yeah, welly needs some zo, need some law
Speaker 2: though though.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I've been detaching from my reality and really
Speaker 1: getting in on my screen time because I have no
Speaker 1: motivation to get out of bed. And I was thinking
Speaker 1: about that today because I was like, damn, dude, sleeping
Speaker 1: in used to be so awesome even when I was
Speaker 1: a depressed teenager, because I was like, I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck. I want to sleep my LifeWay. But now
Speaker 1: that I'm twenty five, that is not a vibe. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I'm so depressed and I
Speaker 1: don't even want to get out of my fucking stinky
Speaker 1: ass bed.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: And this is so sad because I have no reason
Speaker 1: to be sad, but I was just born with awful
Speaker 1: brain chemistry and nothing will make it better, even though
Speaker 1: I have so much love and success and amazing things
Speaker 1: in my life, and I just feel so ungrateful and awful.
Speaker 1: But it's okay, because then the summertime comes around, I'm like, guys,
Speaker 1: oh my god, well that was so crazy.
Speaker 2: That I feel like that that was weird.
Speaker 1: But then even in the summertime, sometimes at night I
Speaker 1: stay up way too late and then I think about
Speaker 1: my life and I'm back to where I started.
Speaker 2: But it's okay, right, you need an antipsychotic.
Speaker 1: You need to go to fucking prison because you're freaking
Speaker 1: me out. Bitch. Oh, I'm gonna say, because what you
Speaker 1: used to do, because yesterday Josie was like, oh, do
Speaker 1: I scare you when you get high? And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: you don't scare me. You because Josie tries to scare
Speaker 1: me when I'm high, like he'll do a creepy voice
Speaker 1: or something. I'm like, you just look stupid because I
Speaker 1: have like the magnifying glasses that an edible gives me.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you were just such a person right now.
Speaker 1: It's freaking me out. That's what freaks me out. But
Speaker 1: he's just like a little brother. You scare me because
Speaker 1: when I'm high and you disappear to your room for
Speaker 1: an hour, and in my head, I'm like, oh, he
Speaker 1: went to sleep. But then you just reanimate into my
Speaker 1: life and then I have to like redownload this person
Speaker 1: and you bring me out because sometimes you will come
Speaker 1: into the room and you won't say anything, and then
Speaker 1: I'm just too high and I'm like, is he mad?
Speaker 1: Like what is happening? But then you'll reintegrate and it's normal.
Speaker 1: But I get scared because I always think you go
Speaker 1: to sleep, because it's like I am, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's why the last night, I thought you went to
Speaker 1: sleep and then you came back out. We win last
Speaker 1: night after the gym, like me and Josie were sitting
Speaker 1: on the couch for like a minute alone, just us
Speaker 1: and Josh went to sleep, and you had headed to
Speaker 1: your room at the same time. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe he went to sleep, but then you came back
Speaker 1: out and I was like, oh, he's still here.
Speaker 2: Well, I've been I've been trying to spend more time
Speaker 2: with y'all because it's a very big point contention because
Speaker 2: you bring it up a lot.
Speaker 1: You're like, true, You're yeah, because I don't like that
Speaker 1: you're in your room a lot. I feel like, my
Speaker 1: boyfriend is you should.
Speaker 2: Come a hangout in my room and I.
Speaker 1: Use something we do. No, that's the problem is it's
Speaker 1: like when a cat does something and you just like
Speaker 1: start rewarding it for its behavior. Because me and Josie
Speaker 1: have started going to Drew's room and sitting in bed,
Speaker 1: but all it does is make him go to sleep
Speaker 1: because he gets to have his fun in ben and
Speaker 1: he falls and he's like, I'm not asleep. I'm not asleep.
Speaker 1: I'm not asleep, And we're talking to him and he's
Speaker 1: not respondsive, and we're like, okay, I guess we're just
Speaker 1: like we got comfy here for no reason because we've
Speaker 1: been here for five minutes and now he's not here.
Speaker 2: This is what I've been saying. It is actually so
Speaker 2: difficult being a desirable person because I can't have time
Speaker 2: to myself.
Speaker 1: I'm going to plan with Josie for us to ignore
Speaker 1: you for like three days straight so.
Speaker 2: That you would literally watch me like and then kill myself.
Speaker 1: Oh you're so sexy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Drew said Corner. M guys, wait, I didn't
Speaker 2: read any of these yet. Hold on, let me let
Speaker 2: me look at them. Oh does you do media already?
Speaker 1: Uh no, I'm gonna do it after syo. Corner I
Speaker 1: just said dream scenario.
Speaker 2: Okay, today I and then but she plus and I
Speaker 2: wasn't and it wasn't and everyone was and so also they.
Speaker 1: The thing is I couldn't tell if you were really
Speaker 1: fucking up reading out loud or if you're reading something.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite thing to do when we troll is
Speaker 1: yesterday somebody like guys are just such fucking pervs and
Speaker 1: nasty and stupid. But I found the perfect way to
Speaker 1: troll guys who are being like nasty perves on Fortnite
Speaker 1: and shit because they'll be like, they'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: my dick, my dick, and then I just go what
Speaker 1: And then I just make them say it so much
Speaker 1: and I'm not kidding. They always will repeat it upwards
Speaker 1: of ten times before they realized that I've just made
Speaker 1: them like, repeat is it pink? Ten times? And then
Speaker 1: they're like, okay, fuck you, and I'm like what, I
Speaker 1: literally can't hear you. Can you please say it again?
Speaker 1: And they're like no, what you're fucking with me? And
Speaker 1: I'm like no, I'm not, I'm just curious, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I heard you doing that last night.
Speaker 2: That was a vibe screenshots. Don't scare me, bitch, I'm
Speaker 2: still gonna lie. I think I might have read this one.
Speaker 2: Y'all love skinny guys until you slap their ass and
Speaker 2: it sounds like a screenshot.
Speaker 1: My favorite thing ever will be o Ryan Like there
Speaker 1: was like a firewalk that a firework that went off
Speaker 1: in the distance and on Citizen she was like, y'all,
Speaker 1: God just took a screenshot. I'm scared.
Speaker 2: Men in their thirties love films so much they start
Speaker 2: dating a twenty four year old.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Shout out Nina, shout out Jacqueline, shout out Monica. And
Speaker 2: then this one, y'all, we read.
Speaker 1: This, submitted it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was on that blouse. We read this one
Speaker 2: and we were like, oh, like this is a banger
Speaker 2: because I think Tara, you made this up, and if
Speaker 2: you did, you fucking ate boot here. I'll let you
Speaker 2: read it.
Speaker 1: You're scared, No, no, no, I just how y'all got
Speaker 1: stink breath but only wear thongs. Bitch, you're flossing the
Speaker 1: wrong hole. I love that one. Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: one's crazy. My dog ate my dildo. Time to take
Speaker 1: it to poundtown going to prison.
Speaker 10: Clearly are crazy something those are. It's always the ugliest
Speaker 10: couples that say they looking for a third be thankful
Speaker 10: you have each other.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that was Drew sigh.
Speaker 1: And then my music.
Speaker 2: Is um Icon Killer Meta Room Clue seven Madlib. Oh
Speaker 2: that's a good one.
Speaker 1: You're like Shocked the Free Design by Cereal Lab and
Speaker 1: the Coldest Night of the Year twice as much and
Speaker 1: Bashti Sit.
Speaker 2: Go Chief Keith or Oceanic Feeling Molly Lewis and Circles Taurus.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Oh we at the live show, we were like, do
Speaker 2: y'all even fucking care about media? Because I literally I
Speaker 2: don't know if if I.
Speaker 1: Feel like by this point all the views drop off.
Speaker 2: And yeah, but that the show, they screamed. But then
Speaker 2: I was like, also, y'all are like physically here, so
Speaker 2: you actually enjoy listening to us? Yeah? Yeah, you have
Speaker 2: to invest in too much time into us for you
Speaker 2: not to like us. Okay, that was the episode.
Speaker 1: Thanks for watching, guys. I won't be here next week
Speaker 1: unless you all like, go and like and comment on my.
Speaker 2: Last ones share this.
Speaker 1: Unless you guys like just blow?
Speaker 2: Can you care about us a little bit? All right?
Speaker 1: Bye,