1 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:10,080 Speaker 1: Welcome to the ten Minute Storyteller. That's me Bill Simpson, 2 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: your host, narrator and author. We hear at the ten 3 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 1: Minute Storyteller endeavor to entertain you with tall tales or 4 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 1: rendered swiftly and with the utmost empathy. We pledge to 5 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:29,520 Speaker 1: pack as much entertainment, emotion, and exploration into the human 6 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:38,480 Speaker 1: condition as ten minutes will permit. Mini novels on steroids. 7 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 1: This week we meet Dan. Dan has reached the top 8 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:51,160 Speaker 1: of the heap. He stands atop the citadel. Dan. He's 9 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 1: a very powerful guy, the most powerful guy around. Dan 10 00:00:55,600 --> 00:01:00,360 Speaker 1: has untold legions who hang on his every word, love 11 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 1: to death, his fiery rhetoric in support of white supremacy 12 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 1: and male dominion. The angry old white guy Dan. He's 13 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:22,560 Speaker 1: an old fart, saggy, paunchy, crappy, angry, constipated, pissed off 14 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 1: at his dead father, his ex wives, his present wife, 15 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 1: his children, his caddie, everyone who has ever worked for him, 16 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,240 Speaker 1: who has ever made fun of him, who has ever 17 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 1: suggested that he might just be a horse's ass. He's 18 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 1: a narcissist and a hater. Hates everyone, including himself, hates 19 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 1: himself most of all, a kind of preacher politician preaches 20 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 1: the apocalypse, the end of times, insists only he can 21 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 1: save us from fire and eternal suffering. Look over there, 22 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: here he comes, just taking the pulpit to address his 23 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:08,360 Speaker 1: true believers. Let's listen to what he has to say. 24 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 1: The world's corrupt. The men who run the world are corrupt, 25 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: corrupt and evil. They're women, are whores, their children parasites. 26 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: We need to cleanse the world of these evil men 27 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 1: and their whares. We need to make the world safe 28 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:31,359 Speaker 1: again for good, law abiding, peace loving, down to earth 29 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 1: white folks, Christian white folks, New Testament Christian white folks 30 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: like you and me and our forefathers who founded this country, 31 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 1: who built it and made it great. All the rest 32 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:48,119 Speaker 1: gotta go, or they gotta sign an oath saying they're 33 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:53,520 Speaker 1: willing to be second class citizens, second class citizens who 34 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 1: kowtow to their true masters. From this day forward, I 35 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 1: pledge we will live in Whiteyville, Whitesburg, Whitestown, USA. We are, 36 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:09,960 Speaker 1: after all, God's people, the chosen people send here to 37 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 1: conquer and control, to rule the earth, and all those 38 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,760 Speaker 1: who trot upon it. I tell you, true friends and 39 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 1: fellow white folks, there will be no more tolerance, no 40 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:26,239 Speaker 1: more melting pot, no more diversity, no more open arms, 41 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:29,920 Speaker 1: no more riff raff sneaking across the border to steal 42 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,240 Speaker 1: our jobs and rape our women and. 43 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 2: Suck the tit of the welfare system. Those days are over. 44 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 2: We are going to shoot them dead on site. The 45 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 2: instant they step across the border, they will be shot 46 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 2: like rabbit dogs. And hear me, hear me when I 47 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 2: tell you. The same goes for gays, lesbians, transgenders, transvestites, liberals, 48 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 2: bleeding hearts, really, just about everyone who doesn't agree with me, 49 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 2: who doesn't take my word as the gospel, shot dead 50 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 2: on site. No miranda rights, no trial, no justice, just 51 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 2: a bullet in the head if you don't sing the 52 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 2: same beautiful hymns as you're great leader. 53 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: Now, come on, people, let us pray. Dear God Almighty, 54 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,839 Speaker 1: we love you, so we are committed to doing your work, 55 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,320 Speaker 1: to subjugating all other colors, creeds, and ethnic groups in 56 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:28,560 Speaker 1: the name of our beautiful just Christian deity Jesus Christ Amen. 57 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:34,040 Speaker 1: An instant later, a shot rings out, and then a 58 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 1: second shot, and a third shot. The old fart Fall's over. Dead. 59 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:42,120 Speaker 1: Bullet holes in his head and heart. He has almost 60 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 1: simultaneously declared a martyr, a savior, a man of the people, 61 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 1: a populist. His true believers demand justice, urge rebellion. A 62 00:04:52,800 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 1: revolution is predicted, but it doesn't happen. Nothing happens. Within 63 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 1: a few days, the old fart is forgotten, tossed onto 64 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,599 Speaker 1: the garbage heap of history, and life goes back to 65 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 1: being the way it had always been. Okay, thanks for 66 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 1: listening to this original audio presentation of the Angry Old 67 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:32,400 Speaker 1: White Guy, narrated by the author. If you enjoy today's story, 68 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:36,040 Speaker 1: please take a few seconds to rate, review, and subscribe 69 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:40,360 Speaker 1: to this podcast and go to Thomas William Simpson dot 70 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:43,720 Speaker 1: com for additional information about the author and to view 71 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 1: his extensive cannon. 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