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Speaker 1: Four hours a night clearly not enough. We're joined yet
Speaker 1: again by a man who's back at shocking here back
Speaker 1: to back days. They're not bogged down by something else.
Speaker 1: Gagon David gascon I thought I wouldn't go out on Friday.
Speaker 1: The happiest close on earth das mine. It's a little place.
Speaker 1: I'm not disappointed, Ben Mally, it's the only place. I'm
Speaker 1: not disappointed. But I'm here. I'm loud and proud and
Speaker 1: gonna be back in the in the studio. So I, um,
Speaker 1: I feel much better after a long week of fasting.
Speaker 1: I was fantastic and oh yeah, this is this is great.
Speaker 1: I had an absolutely fantastic Thursday. Um. A relative of
Speaker 1: mine and will not say what what part of the family,
Speaker 1: but because of mine is uh, I will say he
Speaker 1: is like the he's like your roll, this Chapman of
Speaker 1: of the stock market, and he was painting the black
Speaker 1: at ninety nine miles per hour over the last couple
Speaker 1: of days, and we were just talking and he gave
Speaker 1: me some blistering stuff. Let me just tell you, Ben
Speaker 1: mallor um amc is is doing pretty fucking good. Oh
Speaker 1: is that right recovered? It's quite well. It's vibr you.
Speaker 1: You're you're patting yourself on the back. Well, thanks for
Speaker 1: letting me know about you were asleep. You were like
Speaker 1: dead asleep. I gotta tell you, it's good to know
Speaker 1: that you have reached out and said, hey, I got
Speaker 1: something for you, and you know, you know, I really
Speaker 1: do want to embrace the friendship that we have here. No,
Speaker 1: I know, I think you would agree with dog eat
Speaker 1: dog at all. It just seems like it's doggy. No,
Speaker 1: it does not, it's uh what might be doggy dog rolled?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You tell me, I I think you
Speaker 1: would agree that I do a lot for you. I think, yeah.
Speaker 1: I think my tiny violin out exactly and the violin
Speaker 1: down the tables have been turned a little bit. So
Speaker 1: it's a real SOB story. It's a real it's a
Speaker 1: real stars a struggle. It's like Rocky Balboa, the original one.
Speaker 1: Let me get my tissue here. I'm shedding crocodile tears.
Speaker 1: My heart bleeds for you. Think you would definitely agree
Speaker 1: with the fact that I do work hard for us,
Speaker 1: So just listen. I don't want to have a lot
Speaker 1: of money. I am a talk to you, a host
Speaker 1: of the people for the people, and by the people,
Speaker 1: and my magic lies and my people ties. So I
Speaker 1: cannot have a lot of money because then I would
Speaker 1: not be a man of the people. I'd be like you.
Speaker 1: Let me, let me share it with you then this
Speaker 1: fast was amazing. Um, I undertand I am the O
Speaker 1: G of fasting fast because you're fat doesn't mean the
Speaker 1: you're fasting because you weight. How many consecutive fast do
Speaker 1: you have? I don't go to your app right now?
Speaker 1: Go to your app right now? How many consecutive fast
Speaker 1: do you have? Go ahead, go to the app, to
Speaker 1: the app. I'll take a look, but go to the
Speaker 1: act while I look at that. I like ship last
Speaker 1: weekend and I was coming back home from San Diego
Speaker 1: and I needed to change some things up. So I
Speaker 1: started on Sunday night at nine o'clock and I said,
Speaker 1: fuck it, I'm going three days, seventy two hours with
Speaker 1: the fast. And I pulled it off Wednesday night. I
Speaker 1: broke the fast with egg whites, sweet potatoes and a
Speaker 1: little bit of kiwi. It was It was tough. It
Speaker 1: was really challenging, especially because you're a little bit different
Speaker 1: when you fast because I work out. You don't. I
Speaker 1: do work out. No, I mean like actually pushing weight
Speaker 1: and exercising hard that I'm on the treadmill. That's hard work.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that it's hard working. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: like strength training here. Ben I'm talking about, like, you know,
Speaker 1: what are you gonna play for the rams? What do
Speaker 1: you care? We're talking about living until a hundred and twenties,
Speaker 1: So I gotta try to get there at least, right,
Speaker 1: not gonna live under the skinniest guy in the most
Speaker 1: work the most have worked out. You know the Donnas dies,
Speaker 1: Donnas did die. I Uh, day one was okay, Day
Speaker 1: two was really challenging. But by day three, get a
Speaker 1: little bit of water, some electro lights. I don't know
Speaker 1: how you do it, because you've gone what you've gone?
Speaker 1: My record two hours, right, yes, I that was only
Speaker 1: because my gall bladder was in the hospital. They would
Speaker 1: not allow me to eat. I was on a forty
Speaker 1: eight hour fast when I went to the hospital, and
Speaker 1: they didn't want me to eat for like another two days.
Speaker 1: Because of the situation, I fasted for ninety hours, my
Speaker 1: longest fastest ninety hours. So I've had a couple of
Speaker 1: seventy two hour fast. So what they do I v
Speaker 1: protein into when you're at the hospital. Uh, they were
Speaker 1: giving me like fluids and stuff. But it was I
Speaker 1: was messed up, man. I was like in bad shape
Speaker 1: because I yeah, it was not good. But nine what
Speaker 1: did you just say? I said, I should have wouldn't
Speaker 1: see it. I should have went to go see that.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. My dad didn't go either, so sorry, And
Speaker 1: that was back when you go to hospital. I love
Speaker 1: my old man. I said, you know, Dad, I'm in
Speaker 1: the hospital. You didn't go. Well, I don't like going
Speaker 1: to hospital, I said, what the hell like? That's what
Speaker 1: he said. I said, who the hell doesn't? Who the
Speaker 1: hell likes going? I didn't like going either. You know
Speaker 1: I don't like going either, but I was there. Jeez.
Speaker 1: So question now when I do a long fast and
Speaker 1: I'm a little different because I'm super human with my
Speaker 1: gold ladder. Um uh. When you finally eat something you
Speaker 1: then have to um it turns into a poop fest. Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean Mina Zuma's revenge. It's right away, run run
Speaker 1: to the squatty potty. So I got I got screwed up.
Speaker 1: So I ate at nine fifteen on Wednesday night. I
Speaker 1: went to bed at midnight, and then the attack came
Speaker 1: at four am. I hadn't wake up and I could
Speaker 1: not go back to sleep. I was up. So I
Speaker 1: take the bad with the good, because when I woke
Speaker 1: up at four I couldn't sleep. My cousin, who was
Speaker 1: obviously working monitoring the stock market, texted me at six
Speaker 1: or six third in the morning and said, hey, look
Speaker 1: for certain things at certain things popped and I jumped
Speaker 1: right on and the market opened. Well, first, I think
Speaker 1: that's insider trading. So I think you're in. I think
Speaker 1: that's insider trading. It sounds like insider trading. Whatever. You're
Speaker 1: not cheating filled knuckleson all the sudden. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you're going to jail. Uh. And then I wouldn't say
Speaker 1: that if you would call me. I was awake at
Speaker 1: six thirty in the morning. Why were you awake at
Speaker 1: six thirty of the morning. I'm always awaken, you know what,
Speaker 1: you know my schedule. When I go to sleep, I'm
Speaker 1: up at that time, up at all hours I sleep.
Speaker 1: I sleep during the mid morning early afternoon is when
Speaker 1: I that's discussed. You were up three and a half
Speaker 1: hours after your show ended. Yes, every day I'm up
Speaker 1: three and a half hours after my show ends. At
Speaker 1: least I usually stay up for like five hours after
Speaker 1: my showing. See that's aday instead of producing your own show,
Speaker 1: that you have to do everything and you can't. You
Speaker 1: can't have any downtime. Yeah. Yeah, it's a slight, slight problem.
Speaker 1: So you didn't get the Tennessee trots though after you pooped.
Speaker 1: I still can't be over that. Man, that's that's wild. No,
Speaker 1: But I mean at four am, it was game on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like someone violently hit me in the stomach
Speaker 1: and woke me up. Yeah, with the gall bladder and
Speaker 1: my other people out there that have agonized with the
Speaker 1: gold bladder, you know this how awkward and uncomfortable it
Speaker 1: can be. Um, but yeah, within an hour, within an
Speaker 1: hour after you eat, if you fasted, it is a
Speaker 1: sprint to the pool and you're on the poop train
Speaker 1: and you are you're going for it. But see, I
Speaker 1: didn't eat. I don't know what you eat when you
Speaker 1: break your fast. They did egg whites and sweet potatoes,
Speaker 1: and I don't eat that. Ship. I'll eat a burger,
Speaker 1: I'll eat tacos or whatever, and I'll get a good meal,
Speaker 1: because good greasy meal, because I feel like I've deserved it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's an instant insulin spike for you. And at
Speaker 1: the same time, I'll that grease and the cholestero. I
Speaker 1: was gonna go right to your gut. And come foaming out.
Speaker 1: So that's fine. Probably why I didn't have that happened
Speaker 1: to me. I have a great toilet. I have toilet
Speaker 1: paper from Costco Charman brand. Uh. So yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I have all the first world great things that we
Speaker 1: have in life. The biggest challenge, I don't know, if
Speaker 1: you go through this when you're on the treadmill, is
Speaker 1: the brain fog, the brain frog, where you just kinda yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't feel like you're drunk, but you do feel
Speaker 1: like you're in a daze a little no, you know,
Speaker 1: there's Actually I'm glad we brought this up because there
Speaker 1: was another study that I I saw this week that
Speaker 1: I did not use yesterday. That intermittent fasting my obsession. Right. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's become pretty common here bird fat, lose weight and
Speaker 1: all that stuff. A new study though, fines that it
Speaker 1: holds cognitive benefits as well. This is King's College, London
Speaker 1: and they say accorded to this this new report out, Uh,
Speaker 1: it helped intermitute fasting, helped improve of the long term
Speaker 1: memory retention of a group of lab mice, right, and
Speaker 1: the eating routine even fostered the generation of new adults
Speaker 1: nerve cells in the mice's brains, but that we're growing
Speaker 1: our brains. Well, my brain is so big right now,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's awesome. But those are the stages,
Speaker 1: so you have to get to certain hours to hit
Speaker 1: those marks. I'm going to the study that says authors
Speaker 1: are hopeful obviously their findings will I mean interminute fasting
Speaker 1: may offer similar memory benefits to humans as well, because
Speaker 1: often lab mice and humans. That's why they use mice
Speaker 1: and in labs we know that, uh says. On a
Speaker 1: more technical level, according to study Fines, after following a
Speaker 1: calie restrictive diet, which fed the animals every other day,
Speaker 1: the lab mice displayed an increase in a boy I
Speaker 1: don't know how to pronounce this. It's a gene ex suppression.
Speaker 1: Scientists have called this gene the longevity gene, and now
Speaker 1: the research is showing that this plays a major role
Speaker 1: in the production of new neurons. Yeah, so your goal
Speaker 1: is to get to what they call a top a
Speaker 1: g Yes, yes, yes, So a top a gy basically
Speaker 1: is the process of your cells and your tissues rejuvenating,
Speaker 1: so it's almost like your body is recycling itself, and
Speaker 1: that's where you want to get to But that's twenty
Speaker 1: four hours in so obviously during the week when you work,
Speaker 1: you're clearing that easily. Everyone. Well, I I try to
Speaker 1: do too. I used to do a sixty five hour
Speaker 1: a week, but I lately my wife enjoys me eating
Speaker 1: with her on Sunday. It's a social thing. So I
Speaker 1: used to skip Sunday, but so now I I don't eat,
Speaker 1: uh you know, from Sunday afternoon until like Tuesday evening
Speaker 1: or something like that. But it's like it's usually about
Speaker 1: forty five to forty eight hours. I do two of
Speaker 1: those a week and then the rest of the time
Speaker 1: I usually go twenty two to twenty four hours between eating.
Speaker 1: So now, have you gotten your annual physical yet? Uh? No?
Speaker 1: Remember last at the end of last year, I had
Speaker 1: a around Halloween. I had a full blood work up
Speaker 1: because I thought I had diabetes because I had a
Speaker 1: tremendous headaches. And the doctor told me it was because
Speaker 1: I had been you know, I was not used to
Speaker 1: eating massive amounts of candy anymore, and I did, and
Speaker 1: so I had to spike and so it made me
Speaker 1: seem like I my head was spinning. Um. But yeah,
Speaker 1: my blood work actually were like, how did you know?
Speaker 1: A lot of the the funk, like my liver and
Speaker 1: things improved, and they were like, how did this happen?
Speaker 1: And I'll be curious if you if you get your
Speaker 1: physical this year, what your blood work will be like
Speaker 1: if you're in the middle of a fast, because that's
Speaker 1: what I want to try to do. Yeah, and I try.
Speaker 1: I have done some blood work with the fast and stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, it's I don't know that it matters that much.
Speaker 1: I know from talking to doctors in the past about
Speaker 1: like medication, it takes like three months of regular use
Speaker 1: for that to really get going, you know. That's what
Speaker 1: I was told. Maybe the guy was pulling my chain here,
Speaker 1: but that's that's what they said, So I don't I
Speaker 1: didn't feel angry at all. I felt at times I
Speaker 1: felt starving, but I was never in a bad mood.
Speaker 1: There was moments where I had brain fog. There's times
Speaker 1: the gym I felt ghased, but then there are other
Speaker 1: moments I felt really really good and obviously, operating on
Speaker 1: an empty stomach, if you're doing something, you don't think
Speaker 1: about being hungry at all, UH think, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. And I drink a lot. Do you drink
Speaker 1: water when you're fast? Yeah, that's what I do. I
Speaker 1: so I it's like a mind trick. You feel your
Speaker 1: I fill my stomach with water, so I I don't
Speaker 1: feel like I'm hungry. You know, there is I have noticed,
Speaker 1: like after around the sixteen seventeen eighteen hour mark, my
Speaker 1: stomach kind of growls a little bit. There's like a
Speaker 1: growling sensation. But once you get past that, I don't
Speaker 1: really feel the effects. And until until you get to
Speaker 1: around sixty hours. Then I started, I would feel it again.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you do that in the regular
Speaker 1: The longest I've ever gone was thirty eight hours, and
Speaker 1: then Sunday night I just said I'm gonna do seventy two.
Speaker 1: It was go to go to the app, Go to
Speaker 1: the app? All right? How many current fast do you
Speaker 1: have in a row? Um? I just have that one?
Speaker 1: So you didn't you didn't fast before that? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you were picking out in San Diego. What's your
Speaker 1: longest streak of fast? Uh? It is eleven days? Eleven days.
Speaker 1: You want to take a guess with my longest streak
Speaker 1: of fasting, I'm gonna say twenty nine. You think I've
Speaker 1: gone twenty nine consecutive days with fasting, all right, Um
Speaker 1: my streak is that three hundred and thirty consecutive. It's
Speaker 1: actually longer than that because it the app pisses me
Speaker 1: off because it counts the forty eight hour and the
Speaker 1: sixty four hour fast as one fast. Right, So I've
Speaker 1: actually been fasting for over a year. But I have
Speaker 1: to get to three sixty five and then I just
Speaker 1: between us, I told my wife, I said that I
Speaker 1: would stop at that point, but I don't plan on stopping.
Speaker 1: I plan on keep going. I might for her purposes.
Speaker 1: She gets very annoyed the the time between you, So
Speaker 1: I might say on the weekends, all fast for like
Speaker 1: thirteen hours or something like that, you know, because yeah,
Speaker 1: just to kind of for her do her a solid.
Speaker 1: But during the week I'm still gonna do mine. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I I interpreted your fasting as, yeah, like if you
Speaker 1: went for forty eight hours, that's just one fast, not
Speaker 1: like every other day, or you know when you go
Speaker 1: sixteen on and eight off or whatever that may be.
Speaker 1: At least you're not some asshole that goes to the
Speaker 1: restaurant after and says I can only order water, and
Speaker 1: I don't know peppers or some ship because you're in
Speaker 1: the middle of a No, no, no, I don't. I
Speaker 1: avoid all restaurants and all meals. I do not want
Speaker 1: any of that when I am fast. Yeah, when I
Speaker 1: am fasting, avoid that. We have let's see here, we
Speaker 1: have pop quiz. You want some pop quiz? Sure? Sure?
Speaker 1: All right, this is some pop quizzes. There are things
Speaker 1: I found, random things I found around the interweb, and
Speaker 1: we call it pop quiz. How amazing? How wonderful is that?
Speaker 1: All right? A a new survey, thirty of workers say
Speaker 1: this is the most embarrassing thing to happen to them
Speaker 1: during a work meeting. What is it? They farted? No, Now,
Speaker 1: you can hide a fart if it's not allowed one you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's ways you can squeeze your tookis and not have
Speaker 1: it be allowed. It's actually a hiccup. Oh yeah, that
Speaker 1: would be that. That would be a mouth fart, the hiccup.
Speaker 1: Do you get hiccups a lot? No, but I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't consider that embarrassing. That's embarrassing my wife has.
Speaker 1: I don't get a lot of hiccups. Every once in
Speaker 1: a while, my wife gets them quite a bit, and
Speaker 1: she she is annoyed by them when they happen. But
Speaker 1: you know, genetics, what are you gonna do? You know,
Speaker 1: it happens from time at a time. Uh, most people
Speaker 1: own one of these, and research shows it has twice
Speaker 1: as many germs as a toilet seat. What is it?
Speaker 1: In fact, it's probably gonna get a lot of use
Speaker 1: this weekend barbecue? Yeah the barbecue grill. Wow, Yeah, but
Speaker 1: isn't the way it works? Like my theory on the barbecue,
Speaker 1: and I'm the grill master, grill master Benny Benny's Barbecue.
Speaker 1: But my thing is with the barbecue, like, once you
Speaker 1: turn it on and get it up to five degrees
Speaker 1: before you cook again, doesn't that kill all the germs?
Speaker 1: So what's the point you know? I mean, the germs
Speaker 1: might be there living after the barbecue, But then once
Speaker 1: you crank the barbecue grill on and you get that
Speaker 1: thing really going, doesn't the heat then kill all the
Speaker 1: germs and then you're good to go, unless you just
Speaker 1: start dousing with alcohol prior to doing any of that.
Speaker 1: Of course, then you do that, you get a massive explosion.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it doesn't seem like a good idea to
Speaker 1: my to me guess it doesn't seem like a why
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking fire alcohol. Those are things that kill
Speaker 1: germs in bacteria. But yeah, alcohol and kerosene. Is that
Speaker 1: a good mix. Let's see, let's find out type that.
Speaker 1: What does Google say? Just Google? Sorry us see what
Speaker 1: they see? The feds that come over here and inquire
Speaker 1: about what I'm doing online? Uh huh uh oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you were supposed to hook me up with that VPN.
Speaker 1: How's that going? By the way, I've been talked to
Speaker 1: that guy in a while. Yeah, I wonder why. I
Speaker 1: wonder why I haven't talked to him. He's been overseas.
Speaker 1: You have, Well, this in phones work, Believe it or not.
Speaker 1: People make phone calls all around the world, this little
Speaker 1: blue marble. It's shocking. It really is shocking. Yeah, can email,
Speaker 1: There's a lot of ways you can do it, all right.
Speaker 1: Compared to last year, sales of this product have gone
Speaker 1: up four hundred percent. Wait repeat that one more time.
Speaker 1: Compared to sales of this particular product have gone up
Speaker 1: by more than fo cell phones. No video games, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's terrible. And people playing more video games than ever
Speaker 1: last year because they had nothing to do. They have
Speaker 1: no jobs, and they were sitting on their Yeah, but
Speaker 1: a new PlayStation came out, New games are being downloaded.
Speaker 1: Games come out every year. It's a scam like the TVs.
Speaker 1: You know, you gotta come out with the new by
Speaker 1: the new newest TV technologies. All scam those people in
Speaker 1: electronic world. The answer is luggage. Gonna go on a
Speaker 1: little roady, need some luggage. I gotta get down to
Speaker 1: the airport so they can check your VAX card before
Speaker 1: you get on the plane. It's all right there. Be
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Speaker 1: forty of people say you can consider yourself a sophisticated
Speaker 1: adult if you're able to speak about this subject. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you I'm I am a sophisticated adult by
Speaker 1: this particular animals. No kids talk about animals. Children talk
Speaker 1: about animals, Yeah, but specific animals. Like knowing the difference
Speaker 1: between a bowl and an ox um. I don't know
Speaker 1: what about It's something that's already been discussed on this show.
Speaker 1: How about that, Mr West of the four oh five medicine?
Speaker 1: The answer? The stock market? The stock market. That's that's it.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna talk intelligently about that. I'm just to
Speaker 1: sit back. And it was it was the stock again.
Speaker 1: You didn't tell me about it was? Oh my, so
Speaker 1: I got it. I'm checking. Hold on, I'm going to
Speaker 1: the app. Hold on a second, be a little upset.
Speaker 1: But let me tell you this while you're checking the app.
Speaker 1: I did you buy it today? It was just a
Speaker 1: couple of days ago. Oh no, no, no, I bought it.
Speaker 1: I bought it on Thursday. I bought it Thursday morning.
Speaker 1: But Thursday morning. Yeah, but I've also bought it five
Speaker 1: months ago. And how much did you pay for or
Speaker 1: five months ago? Sixteen fifty? It was pretty good, my cousin.
Speaker 1: How much did you get? I had like two eighteen shares? Hold?
Speaker 1: What's wrong? You got it sixteen two eeen or two
Speaker 1: shares at sixteen? Hold the math on that I'm pulling.
Speaker 1: I'm pulling the Just bear with me on this. Let
Speaker 1: me get the calculator I'm using Mallard math come next. Alright,
Speaker 1: so to eighteen and then okay, I'm looking at how
Speaker 1: much it's gone up since that price point. All right,
Speaker 1: I mean that's that's a good amount of I mean
Speaker 1: it's not it's not like game Change. It's not like
Speaker 1: the guy at Morgan Sachs who bought doge coin and
Speaker 1: then sold it when it went up to seventy when
Speaker 1: it spiked up to seventy and then retired at forty something.
Speaker 1: It's not like that. No made some money. But well
Speaker 1: that that stock was dead in the water for a while.
Speaker 1: It went below ten. I think it went down like
Speaker 1: eight because every theater was closed from sea to shooting.
Speaker 1: Talking about on I'm talking about in January when there
Speaker 1: was this massive jump by people on Reddit, you know
Speaker 1: game stop and AMC where those they're trying to squeeze
Speaker 1: the shorts and so it worked for game Stop, it
Speaker 1: did not work for a m C. And so a
Speaker 1: lot of people panics and sold all their positions and
Speaker 1: did the panic. They were they were like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: making money, I'm I'm out done. No, But when the
Speaker 1: markets started coming down on them, they panics sold. They
Speaker 1: didn't hold onto it. I did. I held on to
Speaker 1: it my my cousin. My cousin crushed me. He's like,
Speaker 1: you need to cut your loss. As I said, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm going to full nine. Man, I'm going to the
Speaker 1: full nine. And today was was my ninth inning. Curtains. Well,
Speaker 1: only if you have sold it. I did sell it. Okay,
Speaker 1: they made your profit. Oh yeah, okay, good. You know
Speaker 1: you're gonna get dinked on the tax on that are
Speaker 1: the capital game. Well, you know what they say, being
Speaker 1: taxed on something is better than not getting taxed on nothing.
Speaker 1: I got you all right. About a third of households
Speaker 1: have two of these, uh routers, vacuum cleaners, vacuum cleaners. Okay,
Speaker 1: uh it's not much, but four percent of people say
Speaker 1: they wouldn't be able to identify this common sound. It's
Speaker 1: something you often hear at night. Um, a tugboat, no horn.
Speaker 1: Crickets crickets, Yeah wow, I don't hear crickets during the day.
Speaker 1: They must they must, they must work during the day,
Speaker 1: and they sleep at night and make their noise or else.
Speaker 1: The advice versa like owls. Yeah, yeah, I still love
Speaker 1: why I I grew up in there were these big
Speaker 1: eucalyptus trees where I grew up, and there would be
Speaker 1: owls flying around. Is pretty cool. Easy to see when
Speaker 1: you're a kid. It's like, wow, look at that owls
Speaker 1: right outside. Uh. Twenty of parents cringe when their child
Speaker 1: does this, especially in public. What is it? They pissed
Speaker 1: their pants? No belt but one rip? Yeah, not the hiccup.
Speaker 1: The hiccup is the is un You can't control it.
Speaker 1: The belt you can conceivably control. Yeah, the days of
Speaker 1: Willy Wonka. All right, Now here's the here's a shocking result.
Speaker 1: A new study says, when it comes to our underwear,
Speaker 1: three of men and women have this in They don't
Speaker 1: wear any no, they this is shocking. They turned their
Speaker 1: undis inside out wear them a second time? What the Yeah? Wow,
Speaker 1: that's pretty nasty, isn't it. That's lazy and nasty. Imagine
Speaker 1: the smells too, because you're still getting the smell of
Speaker 1: the the fuck. Yeah, be better off being like Money Mayweather.
Speaker 1: The legend of Floyd maywhether he never wears the same
Speaker 1: underwear twice? Yeah? Yeah, pretty pretty wild of adults say
Speaker 1: they this was the ultimate job when they were teenagers.
Speaker 1: What is it working on a movie theater. That is correct,
Speaker 1: work in a movie theater. Did you ever work in
Speaker 1: a movie theater? You worked at a restaurant? No, I
Speaker 1: worked at Yeah, I worked at Petros's dad's restaurant, and
Speaker 1: then I also worked for the old health club Ballet
Speaker 1: Total Fitness the second job, and I was nineteen. It
Speaker 1: was awesome. It would be cool of the movie theater
Speaker 1: because it's not that hard and it's pretty easy, I
Speaker 1: would think, right, like nachos and liquorice and popcorn and popcorn,
Speaker 1: Oh the popcorn. Alright. Couples have argued about this, and
Speaker 1: I'm in. We've had domestic squabbles at the Mallard Mansion
Speaker 1: over this particular thing, and I've been proven correct by
Speaker 1: the way. The Christmas tree Nope, the kitchen no. The
Speaker 1: answer is rinsing or not rinsing the dishes before the dishwasher.
Speaker 1: M What is your position. We've talked about this before.
Speaker 1: What is your position? Well, I feel like that there's
Speaker 1: any sticky food, you need to rinse it off first. Yes,
Speaker 1: I am a pro rinse guy. I feel like the
Speaker 1: dishwasher is the last line the you should rinse off
Speaker 1: all the food gunk on the dishes. And then the
Speaker 1: dishwasher is the final line of defense that will make
Speaker 1: them all nice and pretty again. But but you can't.
Speaker 1: When I when I first got together, the white they
Speaker 1: were the dishes would be done, and they would just
Speaker 1: put them in covered in peas and tomato sauce and
Speaker 1: all that, and the bottom of the dishwasher was the
Speaker 1: most disgusting thing I'd ever seen. I was like, what
Speaker 1: the hell is going on here? And I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you gotta rinse these dishes off. When I became the
Speaker 1: dishwasher at that point, yeah, but it makes no sense,
Speaker 1: especially if you're trying to wash tuppleware. If you have
Speaker 1: pasta or anything sticky and tuppleware, you have no choice
Speaker 1: but to scrub it out before you throw it into
Speaker 1: the dishwasher. Otherwise it's not coming out at all. Well,
Speaker 1: some people choose not to do the rinse. Their anti
Speaker 1: rins people, they're anti rinsers. Wow, And I don't know
Speaker 1: what you can do. I don't know if there's a
Speaker 1: vaccine for these people. But it's not right. In a
Speaker 1: recent survey, parents said their kids can only do this
Speaker 1: for half an hour before they get bored. Only half
Speaker 1: an hour. What is it read. No, it's probably less
Speaker 1: than that. Then here's go outside and play. Wow. Really yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm old. But when I was a kid, we would
Speaker 1: go out after school and my my mom was like,
Speaker 1: all right, come back when the sun's going down, that's
Speaker 1: the rule, and we would be out. We would be
Speaker 1: out from like three o'clock in the afterno when we
Speaker 1: finished the homework three o'clock in the afternoon until eight
Speaker 1: o'clock or whatever the sun went down the same I
Speaker 1: loved it, man. We had bikes. We were going all
Speaker 1: over the place and it was fun. Not half an hour.
Speaker 1: I gotta get back to the video games, so odd,
Speaker 1: you gotta get back to the games, man. The gamers
Speaker 1: life is a gamer's life for me. It's a gamer's
Speaker 1: life for me. All right, what do we have a
Speaker 1: couple more here? It is pop quiz you can play along.
Speaker 1: Out of the households that have one of these items,
Speaker 1: only about continue to use them even though they're not
Speaker 1: that cheap. Dude. It's one of these seen things in
Speaker 1: life that seemed like a good idea, but not someone
Speaker 1: a gazebo, no, something for entertainment, but because you can
Speaker 1: see a gazebos for entertainment, but something for entertainment surround
Speaker 1: sound Uh no, a pool table? Oh yeah, pool table,
Speaker 1: But that takes up a lot of room. Yeah, they are.
Speaker 1: They do take up a lot of room, and they're cool.
Speaker 1: But once you've played pool for a couple of months,
Speaker 1: don't you kind of get tired? Unless you're Minnesota fats. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're like, okay, I'm good if you're better off
Speaker 1: just getting a pool app on your yeah. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: I've heard from people that own pools that they don't
Speaker 1: like pools after a while because the maintenance and you know,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, the upkeeping cleaning it. According to a new
Speaker 1: survey of married couples, wives are more likely than husbands
Speaker 1: to remember this fact about their relationship. What is it?
Speaker 1: I'm in this camp. By the way, my significant other
Speaker 1: remembers this. I do. Not your first kiss, well kind of,
Speaker 1: it's the date of the first date. Okay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't remember that. I don't. I know the wedding anniversary.
Speaker 1: I'm proud I can remember that, but that's it. I
Speaker 1: don't need to know the other stuff. Right, where did
Speaker 1: you guys go on your first date? Uh? We went,
Speaker 1: we met in Pasadena or you're trying to go to
Speaker 1: the movies. Right, yeah, we're gonna go to the movies.
Speaker 1: And then she did the bait and switch on me
Speaker 1: and said, no, no, let's just talk. Oh crap, I
Speaker 1: gotta talk. I want to go see a movie, so
Speaker 1: I don't have to talk. I don't have to talk
Speaker 1: to you. I want to see a movie. Leave me alone.
Speaker 1: And she got the last laugh though she left you
Speaker 1: and then came back. That is true. That is that
Speaker 1: is accurate. She did did have that on the resume.
Speaker 1: Let's see what else do we have. Let's see page down,
Speaker 1: page down here. A new survey asked Americans what they
Speaker 1: believe the ultimate status is. More than half of men
Speaker 1: said this. What is it? Vaccine card? Now, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: That's for you guess status symbol? Um a luxury sudan.
Speaker 1: Uh No, it's owning a luxury home like a mansion,
Speaker 1: like the Mallard mansion. That's a status symbol. Yeah, absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, the one more here, one more. Fifty of
Speaker 1: people admit they've gotten this and had to call or
Speaker 1: they've forgotten this. They've forgotten this and had to call
Speaker 1: someone for help. I need your help. Um their wall
Speaker 1: to their purse. Wallater Purson. Is that your final answer? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's no Ah. This was actually a movie back. This
Speaker 1: movie came out twenty one years ago in two thousand. Dude,
Speaker 1: where's my car? Yeah? People forget where they parked their car.
Speaker 1: Oh God, that must be I've never why I'm trying
Speaker 1: to have I done that. I've been a little confused.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've been like where I couldn't find
Speaker 1: it for hours or whatever. I knew that I usually
Speaker 1: knew the general area where I parked the car, but
Speaker 1: I know something. I have had a few incidents where
Speaker 1: I walked back to the car and I thought I
Speaker 1: parked it in one place I didn't see it, so
Speaker 1: I thought I got stolen, and then I had it
Speaker 1: was just a brain fart, and then I remembered Dodger
Speaker 1: Stadium and the Great Western Form or bad spots to
Speaker 1: lose your car. Well, actual, I've told the story far.
Speaker 1: In Kansas City, I was at a Royals game with
Speaker 1: the wife, and you know, they had those big parking
Speaker 1: lots between Arrowhead Aero State Aerohead Stadium in the Chief
Speaker 1: in Cofference Dame. So we parted and we were not
Speaker 1: familiar with the ball parking, the layout and all that,
Speaker 1: and it's massive parking lot, Like, holy crap, where's our car?
Speaker 1: And so we were walking and we had a rental car,
Speaker 1: this white rail car. So I clicked the thing that
Speaker 1: I was clicking to try to get in this as
Speaker 1: moment I clicked the the unlock thing. This the doors
Speaker 1: like you could hear the sound. It opened up. So
Speaker 1: we went in the car and it was it wasn't
Speaker 1: our car. Somebody else at the same exact time had
Speaker 1: had hit the button and we're like, we got in
Speaker 1: the car that I don't think this is our car,
Speaker 1: and uh, it wasn't. It's wild it's Grand theft auto.
Speaker 1: Maller that time, that's it Grand theft auto. How what
Speaker 1: is the what are the odds that it would be
Speaker 1: the same car, the same make of the car, uh,
Speaker 1: same area of the parking lot and at the exact
Speaker 1: same time you hit your button up thinking you're opening
Speaker 1: your car. It's they're doing They're doing the same thing.
Speaker 1: The odds odds are probably as as high as you
Speaker 1: getting COVID and dying from it. Oh yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: third round. That's a third round. That's so what I
Speaker 1: don't know about that. I don't know about that that
Speaker 1: They can't use that line, you know how to use
Speaker 1: that line. That's a bad job about you. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, listen, have a wonderful rest. You're set. I've
Speaker 1: got a big fat mail bag. Look forward to that.
Speaker 1: I Guesscon's not looking forward to that, not in the
Speaker 1: least because he will be the pinata at a child's
Speaker 1: birthday party. Everyone gets a swing. You get a swing,
Speaker 1: You get a swing. You in the back, you want
Speaker 1: to swing? Okay, yeah, you kick him, swing the bat
Speaker 1: right in the nuts, right in nuts right there. All right,
Speaker 1: we have a great day. We'll talk to you tomorrow.
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