1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:05,440 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you've thought more hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 3 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:12,879 Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 5 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:20,160 Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearinghouse of hot takes, 6 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 7 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air everywhere as we 8 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:36,279 Speaker 1: loviate all throughout your Saturday Saturday Saturday. We do this 9 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 1: now eight days a week. The Fifth Hour with Ben 10 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 1: Maller a spinoff of the Overnight Show. We thank you 11 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 1: for finding the podcast, Share the podcast, give the gift 12 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 1: of the podcast, Give the gift of the podcast to others, 13 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,600 Speaker 1: and we can grow the audience here. That's the goal. 14 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:55,120 Speaker 1: We want many people to listen to. The show can 15 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 1: continue and we can all be happy together. Right, we'll 16 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: make a little more any the whole thing. But listen, listen, listen, listen. 17 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,759 Speaker 1: Four hours a night clearly not enough. We're joined yet 18 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:09,119 Speaker 1: again by a man who's back at shocking here back 19 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: to back days. They're not bogged down by something else. 20 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:22,200 Speaker 1: Gagon David gascon I thought I wouldn't go out on Friday. 21 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:26,479 Speaker 1: The happiest close on earth das mine. It's a little place. 22 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,320 Speaker 1: I'm not disappointed, Ben Mally, it's the only place. I'm 23 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 1: not disappointed. But I'm here. I'm loud and proud and 24 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:38,200 Speaker 1: gonna be back in the in the studio. So I, um, 25 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:42,319 Speaker 1: I feel much better after a long week of fasting. 26 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,720 Speaker 1: I was fantastic and oh yeah, this is this is great. 27 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:50,920 Speaker 1: I had an absolutely fantastic Thursday. Um. A relative of 28 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,840 Speaker 1: mine and will not say what what part of the family, 29 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 1: but because of mine is uh, I will say he 30 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:02,360 Speaker 1: is like the he's like your roll, this Chapman of 31 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 1: of the stock market, and he was painting the black 32 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: at ninety nine miles per hour over the last couple 33 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 1: of days, and we were just talking and he gave 34 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: me some blistering stuff. Let me just tell you, Ben 35 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:22,440 Speaker 1: mallor um amc is is doing pretty fucking good. Oh 36 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 1: is that right recovered? It's quite well. It's vibr you. 37 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:31,320 Speaker 1: You're you're patting yourself on the back. Well, thanks for 38 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,680 Speaker 1: letting me know about you were asleep. You were like 39 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 1: dead asleep. I gotta tell you, it's good to know 40 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 1: that you have reached out and said, hey, I got 41 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:44,120 Speaker 1: something for you, and you know, you know, I really 42 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: do want to embrace the friendship that we have here. No, 43 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,400 Speaker 1: I know, I think you would agree with dog eat 44 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,600 Speaker 1: dog at all. It just seems like it's doggy. No, 45 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,840 Speaker 1: it does not, it's uh what might be doggy dog rolled? 46 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,639 Speaker 1: I don't know. You tell me, I I think you 47 00:02:57,639 --> 00:03:01,639 Speaker 1: would agree that I do a lot for you. I think, yeah. 48 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 1: I think my tiny violin out exactly and the violin 49 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,799 Speaker 1: down the tables have been turned a little bit. So 50 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 1: it's a real SOB story. It's a real it's a 51 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:14,839 Speaker 1: real stars a struggle. It's like Rocky Balboa, the original one. 52 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,639 Speaker 1: Let me get my tissue here. I'm shedding crocodile tears. 53 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:20,360 Speaker 1: My heart bleeds for you. Think you would definitely agree 54 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 1: with the fact that I do work hard for us, 55 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,520 Speaker 1: So just listen. I don't want to have a lot 56 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:26,960 Speaker 1: of money. I am a talk to you, a host 57 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 1: of the people for the people, and by the people, 58 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 1: and my magic lies and my people ties. So I 59 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 1: cannot have a lot of money because then I would 60 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: not be a man of the people. I'd be like you. 61 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,160 Speaker 1: Let me, let me share it with you then this 62 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 1: fast was amazing. Um, I undertand I am the O 63 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: G of fasting fast because you're fat doesn't mean the 64 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 1: you're fasting because you weight. How many consecutive fast do 65 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,160 Speaker 1: you have? I don't go to your app right now? 66 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: Go to your app right now? How many consecutive fast 67 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 1: do you have? Go ahead, go to the app, to 68 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 1: the app. I'll take a look, but go to the 69 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: act while I look at that. I like ship last 70 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: weekend and I was coming back home from San Diego 71 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: and I needed to change some things up. So I 72 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: started on Sunday night at nine o'clock and I said, 73 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 1: fuck it, I'm going three days, seventy two hours with 74 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:24,880 Speaker 1: the fast. And I pulled it off Wednesday night. I 75 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 1: broke the fast with egg whites, sweet potatoes and a 76 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 1: little bit of kiwi. It was It was tough. It 77 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 1: was really challenging, especially because you're a little bit different 78 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 1: when you fast because I work out. You don't. I 79 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 1: do work out. No, I mean like actually pushing weight 80 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 1: and exercising hard that I'm on the treadmill. That's hard work. 81 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that it's hard working. I'm talking about 82 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 1: like strength training here. Ben I'm talking about, like, you know, 83 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 1: what are you gonna play for the rams? What do 84 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: you care? We're talking about living until a hundred and twenties, 85 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 1: So I gotta try to get there at least, right, 86 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 1: not gonna live under the skinniest guy in the most 87 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,119 Speaker 1: work the most have worked out. You know the Donnas dies, 88 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 1: Donnas did die. I Uh, day one was okay, Day 89 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 1: two was really challenging. But by day three, get a 90 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 1: little bit of water, some electro lights. I don't know 91 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 1: how you do it, because you've gone what you've gone? 92 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:23,159 Speaker 1: My record two hours, right, yes, I that was only 93 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,160 Speaker 1: because my gall bladder was in the hospital. They would 94 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,440 Speaker 1: not allow me to eat. I was on a forty 95 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:30,719 Speaker 1: eight hour fast when I went to the hospital, and 96 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,080 Speaker 1: they didn't want me to eat for like another two days. 97 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:38,039 Speaker 1: Because of the situation, I fasted for ninety hours, my 98 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:41,159 Speaker 1: longest fastest ninety hours. So I've had a couple of 99 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 1: seventy two hour fast. So what they do I v 100 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:47,160 Speaker 1: protein into when you're at the hospital. Uh, they were 101 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,160 Speaker 1: giving me like fluids and stuff. But it was I 102 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 1: was messed up, man. I was like in bad shape 103 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 1: because I yeah, it was not good. But nine what 104 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:57,960 Speaker 1: did you just say? I said, I should have wouldn't 105 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 1: see it. I should have went to go see that. 106 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,280 Speaker 1: Don't worry. My dad didn't go either, so sorry, And 107 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,480 Speaker 1: that was back when you go to hospital. I love 108 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,120 Speaker 1: my old man. I said, you know, Dad, I'm in 109 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,880 Speaker 1: the hospital. You didn't go. Well, I don't like going 110 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 1: to hospital, I said, what the hell like? That's what 111 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:11,840 Speaker 1: he said. I said, who the hell doesn't? Who the 112 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:14,040 Speaker 1: hell likes going? I didn't like going either. You know 113 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:17,599 Speaker 1: I don't like going either, but I was there. Jeez. 114 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 1: So question now when I do a long fast and 115 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 1: I'm a little different because I'm super human with my 116 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 1: gold ladder. Um uh. When you finally eat something you 117 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:34,320 Speaker 1: then have to um it turns into a poop fest. Yes, 118 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 1: I mean Mina Zuma's revenge. It's right away, run run 119 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:41,320 Speaker 1: to the squatty potty. So I got I got screwed up. 120 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,560 Speaker 1: So I ate at nine fifteen on Wednesday night. I 121 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:49,960 Speaker 1: went to bed at midnight, and then the attack came 122 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,040 Speaker 1: at four am. I hadn't wake up and I could 123 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:57,599 Speaker 1: not go back to sleep. I was up. So I 124 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 1: take the bad with the good, because when I woke 125 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,920 Speaker 1: up at four I couldn't sleep. My cousin, who was 126 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:09,479 Speaker 1: obviously working monitoring the stock market, texted me at six 127 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,160 Speaker 1: or six third in the morning and said, hey, look 128 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:16,000 Speaker 1: for certain things at certain things popped and I jumped 129 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 1: right on and the market opened. Well, first, I think 130 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:22,480 Speaker 1: that's insider trading. So I think you're in. I think 131 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 1: that's insider trading. It sounds like insider trading. Whatever. You're 132 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:29,720 Speaker 1: not cheating filled knuckleson all the sudden. Yeah, I think 133 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,240 Speaker 1: you're going to jail. Uh. And then I wouldn't say 134 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,040 Speaker 1: that if you would call me. I was awake at 135 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,920 Speaker 1: six thirty in the morning. Why were you awake at 136 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 1: six thirty of the morning. I'm always awaken, you know what, 137 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,160 Speaker 1: you know my schedule. When I go to sleep, I'm 138 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:43,800 Speaker 1: up at that time, up at all hours I sleep. 139 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:49,000 Speaker 1: I sleep during the mid morning early afternoon is when 140 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 1: I that's discussed. You were up three and a half 141 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,440 Speaker 1: hours after your show ended. Yes, every day I'm up 142 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 1: three and a half hours after my show ends. At 143 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,840 Speaker 1: least I usually stay up for like five hours after 144 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:01,400 Speaker 1: my showing. See that's aday instead of producing your own show, 145 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:04,320 Speaker 1: that you have to do everything and you can't. You 146 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: can't have any downtime. Yeah. Yeah, it's a slight, slight problem. 147 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,920 Speaker 1: So you didn't get the Tennessee trots though after you pooped. 148 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 1: I still can't be over that. Man, that's that's wild. No, 149 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 1: But I mean at four am, it was game on. Yeah, 150 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:19,200 Speaker 1: it was like someone violently hit me in the stomach 151 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 1: and woke me up. Yeah, with the gall bladder and 152 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,000 Speaker 1: my other people out there that have agonized with the 153 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,640 Speaker 1: gold bladder, you know this how awkward and uncomfortable it 154 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:31,120 Speaker 1: can be. Um, but yeah, within an hour, within an 155 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:35,800 Speaker 1: hour after you eat, if you fasted, it is a 156 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 1: sprint to the pool and you're on the poop train 157 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,640 Speaker 1: and you are you're going for it. But see, I 158 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:43,040 Speaker 1: didn't eat. I don't know what you eat when you 159 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,680 Speaker 1: break your fast. They did egg whites and sweet potatoes, 160 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:48,520 Speaker 1: and I don't eat that. Ship. I'll eat a burger, 161 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,240 Speaker 1: I'll eat tacos or whatever, and I'll get a good meal, 162 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,959 Speaker 1: because good greasy meal, because I feel like I've deserved it. Yeah, 163 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,400 Speaker 1: but it's an instant insulin spike for you. And at 164 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,360 Speaker 1: the same time, I'll that grease and the cholestero. I 165 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,000 Speaker 1: was gonna go right to your gut. And come foaming out. 166 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,840 Speaker 1: So that's fine. Probably why I didn't have that happened 167 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:08,000 Speaker 1: to me. I have a great toilet. I have toilet 168 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:12,960 Speaker 1: paper from Costco Charman brand. Uh. So yeah, I'm good. 169 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,840 Speaker 1: I have all the first world great things that we 170 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,920 Speaker 1: have in life. The biggest challenge, I don't know, if 171 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,000 Speaker 1: you go through this when you're on the treadmill, is 172 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:25,040 Speaker 1: the brain fog, the brain frog, where you just kinda yeah, 173 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,439 Speaker 1: you don't feel like you're drunk, but you do feel 174 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:29,720 Speaker 1: like you're in a daze a little no, you know, 175 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,040 Speaker 1: there's Actually I'm glad we brought this up because there 176 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:35,120 Speaker 1: was another study that I I saw this week that 177 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:41,079 Speaker 1: I did not use yesterday. That intermittent fasting my obsession. Right. Uh, 178 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:44,040 Speaker 1: it's become pretty common here bird fat, lose weight and 179 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:47,320 Speaker 1: all that stuff. A new study though, fines that it 180 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:53,000 Speaker 1: holds cognitive benefits as well. This is King's College, London 181 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,440 Speaker 1: and they say accorded to this this new report out, Uh, 182 00:09:57,559 --> 00:10:00,960 Speaker 1: it helped intermitute fasting, helped improve of the long term 183 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:06,280 Speaker 1: memory retention of a group of lab mice, right, and 184 00:10:06,559 --> 00:10:11,360 Speaker 1: the eating routine even fostered the generation of new adults 185 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:15,640 Speaker 1: nerve cells in the mice's brains, but that we're growing 186 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:20,280 Speaker 1: our brains. Well, my brain is so big right now, 187 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,760 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's awesome. But those are the stages, 188 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,040 Speaker 1: so you have to get to certain hours to hit 189 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:29,520 Speaker 1: those marks. I'm going to the study that says authors 190 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:32,959 Speaker 1: are hopeful obviously their findings will I mean interminute fasting 191 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,440 Speaker 1: may offer similar memory benefits to humans as well, because 192 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,960 Speaker 1: often lab mice and humans. That's why they use mice 193 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:43,040 Speaker 1: and in labs we know that, uh says. On a 194 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:48,959 Speaker 1: more technical level, according to study Fines, after following a 195 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:53,080 Speaker 1: calie restrictive diet, which fed the animals every other day, 196 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:57,000 Speaker 1: the lab mice displayed an increase in a boy I 197 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,559 Speaker 1: don't know how to pronounce this. It's a gene ex suppression. 198 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:05,320 Speaker 1: Scientists have called this gene the longevity gene, and now 199 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,720 Speaker 1: the research is showing that this plays a major role 200 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:15,160 Speaker 1: in the production of new neurons. Yeah, so your goal 201 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,920 Speaker 1: is to get to what they call a top a 202 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:21,679 Speaker 1: g Yes, yes, yes, So a top a gy basically 203 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:25,200 Speaker 1: is the process of your cells and your tissues rejuvenating, 204 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:29,280 Speaker 1: so it's almost like your body is recycling itself, and 205 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,959 Speaker 1: that's where you want to get to But that's twenty 206 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,640 Speaker 1: four hours in so obviously during the week when you work, 207 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:37,280 Speaker 1: you're clearing that easily. Everyone. Well, I I try to 208 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,760 Speaker 1: do too. I used to do a sixty five hour 209 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,240 Speaker 1: a week, but I lately my wife enjoys me eating 210 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:45,520 Speaker 1: with her on Sunday. It's a social thing. So I 211 00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:48,040 Speaker 1: used to skip Sunday, but so now I I don't eat, 212 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:52,880 Speaker 1: uh you know, from Sunday afternoon until like Tuesday evening 213 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,400 Speaker 1: or something like that. But it's like it's usually about 214 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,960 Speaker 1: forty five to forty eight hours. I do two of 215 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,920 Speaker 1: those a week and then the rest of the time 216 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:04,640 Speaker 1: I usually go twenty two to twenty four hours between eating. 217 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:08,800 Speaker 1: So now, have you gotten your annual physical yet? Uh? No? 218 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:12,079 Speaker 1: Remember last at the end of last year, I had 219 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:16,719 Speaker 1: a around Halloween. I had a full blood work up 220 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:20,360 Speaker 1: because I thought I had diabetes because I had a 221 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:24,199 Speaker 1: tremendous headaches. And the doctor told me it was because 222 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,680 Speaker 1: I had been you know, I was not used to 223 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,240 Speaker 1: eating massive amounts of candy anymore, and I did, and 224 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,640 Speaker 1: so I had to spike and so it made me 225 00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:35,200 Speaker 1: seem like I my head was spinning. Um. But yeah, 226 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,040 Speaker 1: my blood work actually were like, how did you know? 227 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,400 Speaker 1: A lot of the the funk, like my liver and 228 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,680 Speaker 1: things improved, and they were like, how did this happen? 229 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,800 Speaker 1: And I'll be curious if you if you get your 230 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,880 Speaker 1: physical this year, what your blood work will be like 231 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,480 Speaker 1: if you're in the middle of a fast, because that's 232 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:51,800 Speaker 1: what I want to try to do. Yeah, and I try. 233 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:54,080 Speaker 1: I have done some blood work with the fast and stuff. 234 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,040 Speaker 1: You know, it's I don't know that it matters that much. 235 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:59,880 Speaker 1: I know from talking to doctors in the past about 236 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:04,600 Speaker 1: like medication, it takes like three months of regular use 237 00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:08,040 Speaker 1: for that to really get going, you know. That's what 238 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,679 Speaker 1: I was told. Maybe the guy was pulling my chain here, 239 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,680 Speaker 1: but that's that's what they said, So I don't I 240 00:13:13,679 --> 00:13:16,320 Speaker 1: didn't feel angry at all. I felt at times I 241 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,360 Speaker 1: felt starving, but I was never in a bad mood. 242 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:21,920 Speaker 1: There was moments where I had brain fog. There's times 243 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,720 Speaker 1: the gym I felt ghased, but then there are other 244 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:28,080 Speaker 1: moments I felt really really good and obviously, operating on 245 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:31,440 Speaker 1: an empty stomach, if you're doing something, you don't think 246 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:35,400 Speaker 1: about being hungry at all, UH think, yeah, yeah, yeah, 247 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,240 Speaker 1: that's it. And I drink a lot. Do you drink 248 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,320 Speaker 1: water when you're fast? Yeah, that's what I do. I 249 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,719 Speaker 1: so I it's like a mind trick. You feel your 250 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,680 Speaker 1: I fill my stomach with water, so I I don't 251 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:48,520 Speaker 1: feel like I'm hungry. You know, there is I have noticed, 252 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:54,800 Speaker 1: like after around the sixteen seventeen eighteen hour mark, my 253 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,400 Speaker 1: stomach kind of growls a little bit. There's like a 254 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:01,320 Speaker 1: growling sensation. But once you get past that, I don't 255 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:04,000 Speaker 1: really feel the effects. And until until you get to 256 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,760 Speaker 1: around sixty hours. Then I started, I would feel it again. 257 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,680 Speaker 1: I don't know how you do that in the regular 258 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,440 Speaker 1: The longest I've ever gone was thirty eight hours, and 259 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,680 Speaker 1: then Sunday night I just said I'm gonna do seventy two. 260 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:18,280 Speaker 1: It was go to go to the app, Go to 261 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:21,400 Speaker 1: the app? All right? How many current fast do you 262 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,480 Speaker 1: have in a row? Um? I just have that one? 263 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,760 Speaker 1: So you didn't you didn't fast before that? Oh? Yeah, 264 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,160 Speaker 1: because you were picking out in San Diego. What's your 265 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:40,360 Speaker 1: longest streak of fast? Uh? It is eleven days? Eleven days. 266 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,200 Speaker 1: You want to take a guess with my longest streak 267 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:48,120 Speaker 1: of fasting, I'm gonna say twenty nine. You think I've 268 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:53,040 Speaker 1: gone twenty nine consecutive days with fasting, all right, Um 269 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:58,920 Speaker 1: my streak is that three hundred and thirty consecutive. It's 270 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:02,760 Speaker 1: actually longer than that because it the app pisses me 271 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,000 Speaker 1: off because it counts the forty eight hour and the 272 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 1: sixty four hour fast as one fast. Right, So I've 273 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:12,680 Speaker 1: actually been fasting for over a year. But I have 274 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:16,680 Speaker 1: to get to three sixty five and then I just 275 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,680 Speaker 1: between us, I told my wife, I said that I 276 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,800 Speaker 1: would stop at that point, but I don't plan on stopping. 277 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:26,960 Speaker 1: I plan on keep going. I might for her purposes. 278 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,920 Speaker 1: She gets very annoyed the the time between you, So 279 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,720 Speaker 1: I might say on the weekends, all fast for like 280 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,560 Speaker 1: thirteen hours or something like that, you know, because yeah, 281 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,000 Speaker 1: just to kind of for her do her a solid. 282 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,880 Speaker 1: But during the week I'm still gonna do mine. Yeah. 283 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,000 Speaker 1: I I interpreted your fasting as, yeah, like if you 284 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,320 Speaker 1: went for forty eight hours, that's just one fast, not 285 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,040 Speaker 1: like every other day, or you know when you go 286 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,440 Speaker 1: sixteen on and eight off or whatever that may be. 287 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,360 Speaker 1: At least you're not some asshole that goes to the 288 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:56,120 Speaker 1: restaurant after and says I can only order water, and 289 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,200 Speaker 1: I don't know peppers or some ship because you're in 290 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,600 Speaker 1: the middle of a No, no, no, I don't. I 291 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,680 Speaker 1: avoid all restaurants and all meals. I do not want 292 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,680 Speaker 1: any of that when I am fast. Yeah, when I 293 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,120 Speaker 1: am fasting, avoid that. We have let's see here, we 294 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,360 Speaker 1: have pop quiz. You want some pop quiz? Sure? Sure? 295 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,480 Speaker 1: All right, this is some pop quizzes. There are things 296 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:18,600 Speaker 1: I found, random things I found around the interweb, and 297 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:22,600 Speaker 1: we call it pop quiz. How amazing? How wonderful is that? 298 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:28,440 Speaker 1: All right? A a new survey, thirty of workers say 299 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:33,120 Speaker 1: this is the most embarrassing thing to happen to them 300 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:38,320 Speaker 1: during a work meeting. What is it? They farted? No, Now, 301 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,440 Speaker 1: you can hide a fart if it's not allowed one you. Yeah, 302 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,440 Speaker 1: there's ways you can squeeze your tookis and not have 303 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:48,960 Speaker 1: it be allowed. It's actually a hiccup. Oh yeah, that 304 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,560 Speaker 1: would be that. That would be a mouth fart, the hiccup. 305 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,800 Speaker 1: Do you get hiccups a lot? No, but I wouldn't. 306 00:16:55,800 --> 00:17:00,560 Speaker 1: I wouldn't consider that embarrassing. That's embarrassing my wife has. 307 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,040 Speaker 1: I don't get a lot of hiccups. Every once in 308 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,920 Speaker 1: a while, my wife gets them quite a bit, and 309 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:08,080 Speaker 1: she she is annoyed by them when they happen. But 310 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,919 Speaker 1: you know, genetics, what are you gonna do? You know, 311 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,879 Speaker 1: it happens from time at a time. Uh, most people 312 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:18,000 Speaker 1: own one of these, and research shows it has twice 313 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:21,600 Speaker 1: as many germs as a toilet seat. What is it? 314 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,800 Speaker 1: In fact, it's probably gonna get a lot of use 315 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:31,600 Speaker 1: this weekend barbecue? Yeah the barbecue grill. Wow, Yeah, but 316 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,440 Speaker 1: isn't the way it works? Like my theory on the barbecue, 317 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,760 Speaker 1: and I'm the grill master, grill master Benny Benny's Barbecue. 318 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:42,960 Speaker 1: But my thing is with the barbecue, like, once you 319 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,320 Speaker 1: turn it on and get it up to five degrees 320 00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:48,800 Speaker 1: before you cook again, doesn't that kill all the germs? 321 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,439 Speaker 1: So what's the point you know? I mean, the germs 322 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:54,960 Speaker 1: might be there living after the barbecue, But then once 323 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,640 Speaker 1: you crank the barbecue grill on and you get that 324 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,960 Speaker 1: thing really going, doesn't the heat then kill all the 325 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,879 Speaker 1: germs and then you're good to go, unless you just 326 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,199 Speaker 1: start dousing with alcohol prior to doing any of that. 327 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,399 Speaker 1: Of course, then you do that, you get a massive explosion. 328 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,440 Speaker 1: But yeah, it doesn't seem like a good idea to 329 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,640 Speaker 1: my to me guess it doesn't seem like a why 330 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,880 Speaker 1: I'm just thinking fire alcohol. Those are things that kill 331 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:23,520 Speaker 1: germs in bacteria. But yeah, alcohol and kerosene. Is that 332 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,639 Speaker 1: a good mix. Let's see, let's find out type that. 333 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:30,159 Speaker 1: What does Google say? Just Google? Sorry us see what 334 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,760 Speaker 1: they see? The feds that come over here and inquire 335 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:37,560 Speaker 1: about what I'm doing online? Uh huh uh oh, yeah, 336 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,320 Speaker 1: you were supposed to hook me up with that VPN. 337 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:41,119 Speaker 1: How's that going? By the way, I've been talked to 338 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:44,040 Speaker 1: that guy in a while. Yeah, I wonder why. I 339 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,160 Speaker 1: wonder why I haven't talked to him. He's been overseas. 340 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,600 Speaker 1: You have, Well, this in phones work, Believe it or not. 341 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,560 Speaker 1: People make phone calls all around the world, this little 342 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,879 Speaker 1: blue marble. It's shocking. It really is shocking. Yeah, can email, 343 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,760 Speaker 1: There's a lot of ways you can do it, all right. 344 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:04,320 Speaker 1: Compared to last year, sales of this product have gone 345 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:10,000 Speaker 1: up four hundred percent. Wait repeat that one more time. 346 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:14,359 Speaker 1: Compared to sales of this particular product have gone up 347 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:18,800 Speaker 1: by more than fo cell phones. No video games, no, no, no, 348 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,320 Speaker 1: that's terrible. And people playing more video games than ever 349 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:22,760 Speaker 1: last year because they had nothing to do. They have 350 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,480 Speaker 1: no jobs, and they were sitting on their Yeah, but 351 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,440 Speaker 1: a new PlayStation came out, New games are being downloaded. 352 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,320 Speaker 1: Games come out every year. It's a scam like the TVs. 353 00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:33,199 Speaker 1: You know, you gotta come out with the new by 354 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,280 Speaker 1: the new newest TV technologies. All scam those people in 355 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:42,760 Speaker 1: electronic world. The answer is luggage. Gonna go on a 356 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,480 Speaker 1: little roady, need some luggage. I gotta get down to 357 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,280 Speaker 1: the airport so they can check your VAX card before 358 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,159 Speaker 1: you get on the plane. It's all right there. Be 359 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,720 Speaker 1: sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show 360 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,120 Speaker 1: weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Be sure 361 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,800 Speaker 1: to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays 362 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:03,439 Speaker 1: two a m Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports 363 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:08,000 Speaker 1: Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Absolutely uh nearly 364 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:13,800 Speaker 1: forty of people say you can consider yourself a sophisticated 365 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:19,680 Speaker 1: adult if you're able to speak about this subject. I'm 366 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,200 Speaker 1: gonna tell you I'm I am a sophisticated adult by 367 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:29,159 Speaker 1: this particular animals. No kids talk about animals. Children talk 368 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:32,199 Speaker 1: about animals, Yeah, but specific animals. Like knowing the difference 369 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,919 Speaker 1: between a bowl and an ox um. I don't know 370 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:40,359 Speaker 1: what about It's something that's already been discussed on this show. 371 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:46,400 Speaker 1: How about that, Mr West of the four oh five medicine? 372 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:54,600 Speaker 1: The answer? The stock market? The stock market. That's that's it. 373 00:20:55,480 --> 00:21:00,280 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna talk intelligently about that. I'm just to 374 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,400 Speaker 1: sit back. And it was it was the stock again. 375 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:07,600 Speaker 1: You didn't tell me about it was? Oh my, so 376 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,520 Speaker 1: I got it. I'm checking. Hold on, I'm going to 377 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,280 Speaker 1: the app. Hold on a second, be a little upset. 378 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,960 Speaker 1: But let me tell you this while you're checking the app. 379 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,919 Speaker 1: I did you buy it today? It was just a 380 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,879 Speaker 1: couple of days ago. Oh no, no, no, I bought it. 381 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,960 Speaker 1: I bought it on Thursday. I bought it Thursday morning. 382 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:25,320 Speaker 1: But Thursday morning. Yeah, but I've also bought it five 383 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,800 Speaker 1: months ago. And how much did you pay for or 384 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:33,399 Speaker 1: five months ago? Sixteen fifty? It was pretty good, my cousin. 385 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:40,280 Speaker 1: How much did you get? I had like two eighteen shares? Hold? 386 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:45,080 Speaker 1: What's wrong? You got it sixteen two eeen or two 387 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:51,680 Speaker 1: shares at sixteen? Hold the math on that I'm pulling. 388 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,639 Speaker 1: I'm pulling the Just bear with me on this. Let 389 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:58,320 Speaker 1: me get the calculator I'm using Mallard math come next. Alright, 390 00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 1: so to eighteen and then okay, I'm looking at how 391 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:07,040 Speaker 1: much it's gone up since that price point. All right, 392 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:08,600 Speaker 1: I mean that's that's a good amount of I mean 393 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,359 Speaker 1: it's not it's not like game Change. It's not like 394 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:15,040 Speaker 1: the guy at Morgan Sachs who bought doge coin and 395 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,719 Speaker 1: then sold it when it went up to seventy when 396 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:20,320 Speaker 1: it spiked up to seventy and then retired at forty something. 397 00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:23,600 Speaker 1: It's not like that. No made some money. But well 398 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,760 Speaker 1: that that stock was dead in the water for a while. 399 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,960 Speaker 1: It went below ten. I think it went down like 400 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,800 Speaker 1: eight because every theater was closed from sea to shooting. 401 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,040 Speaker 1: Talking about on I'm talking about in January when there 402 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:37,119 Speaker 1: was this massive jump by people on Reddit, you know 403 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:41,400 Speaker 1: game stop and AMC where those they're trying to squeeze 404 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:45,080 Speaker 1: the shorts and so it worked for game Stop, it 405 00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:46,639 Speaker 1: did not work for a m C. And so a 406 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:50,760 Speaker 1: lot of people panics and sold all their positions and 407 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,600 Speaker 1: did the panic. They were they were like, hey, I'm 408 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,800 Speaker 1: making money, I'm I'm out done. No, But when the 409 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,879 Speaker 1: markets started coming down on them, they panics sold. They 410 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,639 Speaker 1: didn't hold onto it. I did. I held on to 411 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,320 Speaker 1: it my my cousin. My cousin crushed me. He's like, 412 00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:03,760 Speaker 1: you need to cut your loss. As I said, I'm 413 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,399 Speaker 1: I'm going to full nine. Man, I'm going to the 414 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,320 Speaker 1: full nine. And today was was my ninth inning. Curtains. Well, 415 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,080 Speaker 1: only if you have sold it. I did sell it. Okay, 416 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:14,800 Speaker 1: they made your profit. Oh yeah, okay, good. You know 417 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,760 Speaker 1: you're gonna get dinked on the tax on that are 418 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,560 Speaker 1: the capital game. Well, you know what they say, being 419 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:23,159 Speaker 1: taxed on something is better than not getting taxed on nothing. 420 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,720 Speaker 1: I got you all right. About a third of households 421 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:40,400 Speaker 1: have two of these, uh routers, vacuum cleaners, vacuum cleaners. Okay, 422 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,360 Speaker 1: uh it's not much, but four percent of people say 423 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:49,600 Speaker 1: they wouldn't be able to identify this common sound. It's 424 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:58,160 Speaker 1: something you often hear at night. Um, a tugboat, no horn. 425 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:04,160 Speaker 1: Crickets crickets, Yeah wow, I don't hear crickets during the day. 426 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,600 Speaker 1: They must they must, they must work during the day, 427 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,920 Speaker 1: and they sleep at night and make their noise or else. 428 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,600 Speaker 1: The advice versa like owls. Yeah, yeah, I still love 429 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,680 Speaker 1: why I I grew up in there were these big 430 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,560 Speaker 1: eucalyptus trees where I grew up, and there would be 431 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:20,080 Speaker 1: owls flying around. Is pretty cool. Easy to see when 432 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,240 Speaker 1: you're a kid. It's like, wow, look at that owls 433 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:26,720 Speaker 1: right outside. Uh. Twenty of parents cringe when their child 434 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:33,040 Speaker 1: does this, especially in public. What is it? They pissed 435 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:40,840 Speaker 1: their pants? No belt but one rip? Yeah, not the hiccup. 436 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,520 Speaker 1: The hiccup is the is un You can't control it. 437 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:48,919 Speaker 1: The belt you can conceivably control. Yeah, the days of 438 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,560 Speaker 1: Willy Wonka. All right, Now here's the here's a shocking result. 439 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:57,200 Speaker 1: A new study says, when it comes to our underwear, 440 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,920 Speaker 1: three of men and women have this in They don't 441 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:06,480 Speaker 1: wear any no, they this is shocking. They turned their 442 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:12,760 Speaker 1: undis inside out wear them a second time? What the Yeah? Wow, 443 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:17,320 Speaker 1: that's pretty nasty, isn't it. That's lazy and nasty. Imagine 444 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:19,879 Speaker 1: the smells too, because you're still getting the smell of 445 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:25,840 Speaker 1: the the fuck. Yeah, be better off being like Money Mayweather. 446 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,000 Speaker 1: The legend of Floyd maywhether he never wears the same 447 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:35,800 Speaker 1: underwear twice? Yeah? Yeah, pretty pretty wild of adults say 448 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,359 Speaker 1: they this was the ultimate job when they were teenagers. 449 00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:43,280 Speaker 1: What is it working on a movie theater. That is correct, 450 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,440 Speaker 1: work in a movie theater. Did you ever work in 451 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,280 Speaker 1: a movie theater? You worked at a restaurant? No, I 452 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,239 Speaker 1: worked at Yeah, I worked at Petros's dad's restaurant, and 453 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,639 Speaker 1: then I also worked for the old health club Ballet 454 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,840 Speaker 1: Total Fitness the second job, and I was nineteen. It 455 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,720 Speaker 1: was awesome. It would be cool of the movie theater 456 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,679 Speaker 1: because it's not that hard and it's pretty easy, I 457 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:07,280 Speaker 1: would think, right, like nachos and liquorice and popcorn and popcorn, 458 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:13,760 Speaker 1: Oh the popcorn. Alright. Couples have argued about this, and 459 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:18,479 Speaker 1: I'm in. We've had domestic squabbles at the Mallard Mansion 460 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,560 Speaker 1: over this particular thing, and I've been proven correct by 461 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:31,159 Speaker 1: the way. The Christmas tree Nope, the kitchen no. The 462 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:38,080 Speaker 1: answer is rinsing or not rinsing the dishes before the dishwasher. 463 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,240 Speaker 1: M What is your position. We've talked about this before. 464 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,920 Speaker 1: What is your position? Well, I feel like that there's 465 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,560 Speaker 1: any sticky food, you need to rinse it off first. Yes, 466 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,199 Speaker 1: I am a pro rinse guy. I feel like the 467 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:53,800 Speaker 1: dishwasher is the last line the you should rinse off 468 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,879 Speaker 1: all the food gunk on the dishes. And then the 469 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:02,840 Speaker 1: dishwasher is the final line of defense that will make 470 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,800 Speaker 1: them all nice and pretty again. But but you can't. 471 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,080 Speaker 1: When I when I first got together, the white they 472 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,040 Speaker 1: were the dishes would be done, and they would just 473 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,480 Speaker 1: put them in covered in peas and tomato sauce and 474 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,960 Speaker 1: all that, and the bottom of the dishwasher was the 475 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:19,160 Speaker 1: most disgusting thing I'd ever seen. I was like, what 476 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,639 Speaker 1: the hell is going on here? And I'm like, no, 477 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,080 Speaker 1: you gotta rinse these dishes off. When I became the 478 00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,399 Speaker 1: dishwasher at that point, yeah, but it makes no sense, 479 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,560 Speaker 1: especially if you're trying to wash tuppleware. If you have 480 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:33,359 Speaker 1: pasta or anything sticky and tuppleware, you have no choice 481 00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,040 Speaker 1: but to scrub it out before you throw it into 482 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,480 Speaker 1: the dishwasher. Otherwise it's not coming out at all. Well, 483 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,160 Speaker 1: some people choose not to do the rinse. Their anti 484 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,639 Speaker 1: rins people, they're anti rinsers. Wow, And I don't know 485 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:44,760 Speaker 1: what you can do. I don't know if there's a 486 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:48,159 Speaker 1: vaccine for these people. But it's not right. In a 487 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,199 Speaker 1: recent survey, parents said their kids can only do this 488 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,400 Speaker 1: for half an hour before they get bored. Only half 489 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:59,120 Speaker 1: an hour. What is it read. No, it's probably less 490 00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:03,680 Speaker 1: than that. Then here's go outside and play. Wow. Really yeah, 491 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,480 Speaker 1: I'm old. But when I was a kid, we would 492 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,040 Speaker 1: go out after school and my my mom was like, 493 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,360 Speaker 1: all right, come back when the sun's going down, that's 494 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,560 Speaker 1: the rule, and we would be out. We would be 495 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,560 Speaker 1: out from like three o'clock in the afterno when we 496 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,920 Speaker 1: finished the homework three o'clock in the afternoon until eight 497 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:22,040 Speaker 1: o'clock or whatever the sun went down the same I 498 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,959 Speaker 1: loved it, man. We had bikes. We were going all 499 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,679 Speaker 1: over the place and it was fun. Not half an hour. 500 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,840 Speaker 1: I gotta get back to the video games, so odd, 501 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,720 Speaker 1: you gotta get back to the games, man. The gamers 502 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:36,800 Speaker 1: life is a gamer's life for me. It's a gamer's 503 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,200 Speaker 1: life for me. All right, what do we have a 504 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,600 Speaker 1: couple more here? It is pop quiz you can play along. 505 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:47,280 Speaker 1: Out of the households that have one of these items, 506 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:51,920 Speaker 1: only about continue to use them even though they're not 507 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:59,680 Speaker 1: that cheap. Dude. It's one of these seen things in 508 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:05,600 Speaker 1: life that seemed like a good idea, but not someone 509 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:11,600 Speaker 1: a gazebo, no, something for entertainment, but because you can 510 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,640 Speaker 1: see a gazebos for entertainment, but something for entertainment surround 511 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:22,479 Speaker 1: sound Uh no, a pool table? Oh yeah, pool table, 512 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,520 Speaker 1: But that takes up a lot of room. Yeah, they are. 513 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,520 Speaker 1: They do take up a lot of room, and they're cool. 514 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,760 Speaker 1: But once you've played pool for a couple of months, 515 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,320 Speaker 1: don't you kind of get tired? Unless you're Minnesota fats. Yeah, 516 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,200 Speaker 1: and you're like, okay, I'm good if you're better off 517 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:42,480 Speaker 1: just getting a pool app on your yeah. Yeah. And 518 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,440 Speaker 1: I've heard from people that own pools that they don't 519 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,960 Speaker 1: like pools after a while because the maintenance and you know, 520 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:52,280 Speaker 1: oh yeah, the upkeeping cleaning it. According to a new 521 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:58,160 Speaker 1: survey of married couples, wives are more likely than husbands 522 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,960 Speaker 1: to remember this fact about their relationship. What is it? 523 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,560 Speaker 1: I'm in this camp. By the way, my significant other 524 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:12,400 Speaker 1: remembers this. I do. Not your first kiss, well kind of, 525 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:17,160 Speaker 1: it's the date of the first date. Okay, yeah, I 526 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,120 Speaker 1: don't remember that. I don't. I know the wedding anniversary. 527 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,040 Speaker 1: I'm proud I can remember that, but that's it. I 528 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,959 Speaker 1: don't need to know the other stuff. Right, where did 529 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,560 Speaker 1: you guys go on your first date? Uh? We went, 530 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,760 Speaker 1: we met in Pasadena or you're trying to go to 531 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,160 Speaker 1: the movies. Right, yeah, we're gonna go to the movies. 532 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,560 Speaker 1: And then she did the bait and switch on me 533 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,440 Speaker 1: and said, no, no, let's just talk. Oh crap, I 534 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,160 Speaker 1: gotta talk. I want to go see a movie, so 535 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,040 Speaker 1: I don't have to talk. I don't have to talk 536 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,960 Speaker 1: to you. I want to see a movie. Leave me alone. 537 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,200 Speaker 1: And she got the last laugh though she left you 538 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,920 Speaker 1: and then came back. That is true. That is that 539 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,040 Speaker 1: is accurate. She did did have that on the resume. 540 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,400 Speaker 1: Let's see what else do we have. Let's see page down, 541 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:58,239 Speaker 1: page down here. A new survey asked Americans what they 542 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:02,640 Speaker 1: believe the ultimate status is. More than half of men 543 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:06,720 Speaker 1: said this. What is it? Vaccine card? Now, I'm just kidding. 544 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:14,280 Speaker 1: That's for you guess status symbol? Um a luxury sudan. 545 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,560 Speaker 1: Uh No, it's owning a luxury home like a mansion, 546 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:26,160 Speaker 1: like the Mallard mansion. That's a status symbol. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, 547 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:32,080 Speaker 1: all right, the one more here, one more. Fifty of 548 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,520 Speaker 1: people admit they've gotten this and had to call or 549 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,760 Speaker 1: they've forgotten this. They've forgotten this and had to call 550 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:45,160 Speaker 1: someone for help. I need your help. Um their wall 551 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:49,080 Speaker 1: to their purse. Wallater Purson. Is that your final answer? Yeah, 552 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:55,360 Speaker 1: it's no Ah. This was actually a movie back. This 553 00:31:55,400 --> 00:32:00,400 Speaker 1: movie came out twenty one years ago in two thousand. Dude, 554 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:04,840 Speaker 1: where's my car? Yeah? People forget where they parked their car. 555 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,400 Speaker 1: Oh God, that must be I've never why I'm trying 556 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,360 Speaker 1: to have I done that. I've been a little confused. 557 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,120 Speaker 1: I don't think I've been like where I couldn't find 558 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,160 Speaker 1: it for hours or whatever. I knew that I usually 559 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,520 Speaker 1: knew the general area where I parked the car, but 560 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,480 Speaker 1: I know something. I have had a few incidents where 561 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,360 Speaker 1: I walked back to the car and I thought I 562 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,000 Speaker 1: parked it in one place I didn't see it, so 563 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,880 Speaker 1: I thought I got stolen, and then I had it 564 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,160 Speaker 1: was just a brain fart, and then I remembered Dodger 565 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,920 Speaker 1: Stadium and the Great Western Form or bad spots to 566 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,320 Speaker 1: lose your car. Well, actual, I've told the story far. 567 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,040 Speaker 1: In Kansas City, I was at a Royals game with 568 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,920 Speaker 1: the wife, and you know, they had those big parking 569 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,040 Speaker 1: lots between Arrowhead Aero State Aerohead Stadium in the Chief 570 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,920 Speaker 1: in Cofference Dame. So we parted and we were not 571 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,960 Speaker 1: familiar with the ball parking, the layout and all that, 572 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,960 Speaker 1: and it's massive parking lot, Like, holy crap, where's our car? 573 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,080 Speaker 1: And so we were walking and we had a rental car, 574 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,360 Speaker 1: this white rail car. So I clicked the thing that 575 00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,680 Speaker 1: I was clicking to try to get in this as 576 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:04,479 Speaker 1: moment I clicked the the unlock thing. This the doors 577 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,120 Speaker 1: like you could hear the sound. It opened up. So 578 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,480 Speaker 1: we went in the car and it was it wasn't 579 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:12,080 Speaker 1: our car. Somebody else at the same exact time had 580 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,840 Speaker 1: had hit the button and we're like, we got in 581 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,240 Speaker 1: the car that I don't think this is our car, 582 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,600 Speaker 1: and uh, it wasn't. It's wild it's Grand theft auto. 583 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:23,200 Speaker 1: Maller that time, that's it Grand theft auto. How what 584 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,360 Speaker 1: is the what are the odds that it would be 585 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,000 Speaker 1: the same car, the same make of the car, uh, 586 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,080 Speaker 1: same area of the parking lot and at the exact 587 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,600 Speaker 1: same time you hit your button up thinking you're opening 588 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,240 Speaker 1: your car. It's they're doing They're doing the same thing. 589 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,320 Speaker 1: The odds odds are probably as as high as you 590 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,440 Speaker 1: getting COVID and dying from it. Oh yeah, that's a 591 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,760 Speaker 1: third round. That's a third round. That's so what I 592 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,800 Speaker 1: don't know about that. I don't know about that that 593 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,320 Speaker 1: They can't use that line, you know how to use 594 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,920 Speaker 1: that line. That's a bad job about you. Yeah. Anyway, 595 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,080 Speaker 1: all right, listen, have a wonderful rest. You're set. I've 596 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,520 Speaker 1: got a big fat mail bag. Look forward to that. 597 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,360 Speaker 1: I Guesscon's not looking forward to that, not in the 598 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,719 Speaker 1: least because he will be the pinata at a child's 599 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,440 Speaker 1: birthday party. Everyone gets a swing. You get a swing, 600 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,759 Speaker 1: You get a swing. You in the back, you want 601 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,640 Speaker 1: to swing? Okay, yeah, you kick him, swing the bat 602 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,160 Speaker 1: right in the nuts, right in nuts right there. All right, 603 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,800 Speaker 1: we have a great day. We'll talk to you tomorrow. 604 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,960 Speaker 1: Take care, Aloha mahallow enjoy the holiday weekend. Be sure 605 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,680 Speaker 1: to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays 606 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,680 Speaker 1: at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. 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