Speaker 1: Second day. If you see a really good looking woman
Speaker 1: at the club or at a bar, what's the best
Speaker 1: way to start talking to her? That's an interesting strategy,
Speaker 1: are you okay? Yeah, I am. Now I'm going to
Speaker 1: say compliment her. Don't go compliment girls because you a
Speaker 1: nice compliment. Yeah, those are some nice earlobes you got there. Hey,
Speaker 1: if that's what you've noticed, that's what you can always
Speaker 1: use the old finger come here motion from across the room.
Speaker 1: It's too classy for Brooks style. Or there's my go
Speaker 1: to move that I used through my early twenties. Recreate
Speaker 1: the entire dance scene from the movie Greeks, and she
Speaker 1: will be eating out of the palm the one that
Speaker 1: I want. That's what she's thinking. Okay, but apparently one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, Liam, met a girl in a different
Speaker 1: way than any of the ones that we just mentioned.
Speaker 1: So let's find out how it worked. Liam. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the show. Hey, thanks for having me. What was your
Speaker 1: route of approach, sir? Well, yeah, so I take a
Speaker 1: different angle. You know, if I see a girl who
Speaker 1: is definitely like out of my league, clearly the hottest
Speaker 1: girl there, I just act like she isn't not in
Speaker 1: a bad way, But like, just I don't you don't
Speaker 1: just give them those compliments that they're already hearing on
Speaker 1: the time, you know, you just treat them like they're normal. Okay.
Speaker 1: So with all the ugly girls that like compliments like
Speaker 1: me right away? All right, So how do you treat
Speaker 1: a beautiful girl like she's normal? Like, what did you
Speaker 1: do with the girl that you met? And what's her name?
Speaker 1: By the way, Um, well, her name was Sandy, just
Speaker 1: like Greece. Oh my god, okay, anyway, sorry, go ahead,
Speaker 1: go ahead. How did you meet Sandy? Well, so she
Speaker 1: was at the bar. I was with my buddies, and
Speaker 1: we were actually having a similar conversation about what's your
Speaker 1: pickup line, what's your go to? And I've seen her
Speaker 1: at the bar, and I approached her with my tactic
Speaker 1: of not really acknowledging her. So the bartender comes up,
Speaker 1: someone it's you. I'm like, oh, what, didn't see you? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So you're standing at the bar, not acknowledging her, exactly
Speaker 1: right next to her, pretending like she's out there, and
Speaker 1: I ordered my drink and then I just leaned over
Speaker 1: to her and I just say, hey, can you do
Speaker 1: me this favor. There's this really hack girl that is
Speaker 1: stalking me tonight, and I just if you don't mind,
Speaker 1: can you just pretend like you're my girlfriend just like
Speaker 1: a minute, so that way, I don't know, what do
Speaker 1: you think a good looking guy does that to you
Speaker 1: in the bar? I'll do whatever you as well. I
Speaker 1: think it's so easy to see through when you say
Speaker 1: a really hot girl is stalking me. I mean like
Speaker 1: that's the piece where yeah, but I did say that
Speaker 1: she was crazy, so that is kind of the yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: what did Sandy say when you tried that on her?
Speaker 1: She laughed, so I knew like it was record, so
Speaker 1: she saw through it too. She thought you were joking.
Speaker 1: She I don't know what she thought at first, but
Speaker 1: she definitely found it funny. And then it was just
Speaker 1: my inn and we kept talking and I ended up
Speaker 1: confessing to her. I was just like, listen, there's no
Speaker 1: other girl here. I was just because whether she believed you,
Speaker 1: she'll be relieved and laugh or she'll be like, well, dud, dude,
Speaker 1: I knew. What did she say? She said? I kind
Speaker 1: of figured that's cute. So now the facade is broken
Speaker 1: and you guys are just talking normal. How does the
Speaker 1: rest of the night go? Yeah, so we exchanged numbers
Speaker 1: and then and went back to my cable of guys
Speaker 1: and they gave me like a round of applause. Wow,
Speaker 1: have you guys hung out since then? So she was
Speaker 1: at the bar most of the night. I was at
Speaker 1: the table. She was at the bar with her friends,
Speaker 1: and we would just make eye, coactac maybe have a
Speaker 1: couple of words and passing, and it was just kind
Speaker 1: of throughout the night. Okay, but it wasn't really like
Speaker 1: hanging out the whole night. But you're still flirting with
Speaker 1: her all night? Yeah, Yeah, there's definitely good vibes between us.
Speaker 1: When I passed by her once, I did say, hey,
Speaker 1: if you see that hot crazy girl, make sure you
Speaker 1: give me heads up. What's great about this is you
Speaker 1: two already have an inside joke. Yeah you know, love that.
Speaker 1: But I'm just picturing his buddies at the table all
Speaker 1: trying this too, And now like seven guys at the
Speaker 1: bar are all like, oh, there's crazy girl. I woke up.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, a really ugly girl. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: was kidding. So how long ago did this happen? This
Speaker 1: was just last week? Okay a week ago. I mean,
Speaker 1: did she give you her real number? I believe so,
Speaker 1: because after the night was over, we actually were leaving
Speaker 1: at the same time, and she apparently lives not too
Speaker 1: far from where we were, and I asked, can I
Speaker 1: walk you home? And she was like sure, so oh yeah,
Speaker 1: So I walked her home, got to her entrance, and
Speaker 1: we actually started making out. Yeah, just to recap, you
Speaker 1: made her laugh all night, You walked her home like
Speaker 1: a gentleman, and then you guys kissed. Wait did you
Speaker 1: go up? I mean that's what she wants, right, Like, dude,
Speaker 1: If I'm asking a dude to walk me home, it's
Speaker 1: because I want him to come over. And I didn't
Speaker 1: go up, so there's nothing. It was just, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be pushy. She didn't ask. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: get that, okay. So I mean, have you tried to
Speaker 1: contact her or text her, call her since this all happened.
Speaker 1: I texted her the next day just kind of say
Speaker 1: what's up, and it was great, meaning here and all that,
Speaker 1: but just spend radio siren. I haven't heard anything. Now
Speaker 1: she's using my tactic against me. I'm not finding it funny.
Speaker 1: Funny when you do it. Well, I want to help
Speaker 1: you out, but we have to go real quick because
Speaker 1: there's a psycho girl that's staring at me right now,
Speaker 1: watching us. We do the show every day, dude, she
Speaker 1: is obsessed with me. I need to get away from here,
Speaker 1: but we're gonna play a song. We'll come back, we'll
Speaker 1: call Sandy for you, and we'll try and get you
Speaker 1: a second day up, Dade. Okay, all right, good, alright,
Speaker 1: look away, god sec. One of our listeners, Liam is
Speaker 1: on the phone with us right now because he had
Speaker 1: an interesting strategy to meet a beautiful woman treat him normal. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, his method was humor. When you get
Speaker 1: down to the bottom of it, he's just funny because
Speaker 1: what he ended up doing was he pretended like there
Speaker 1: was a crazy, beautiful girl that was being obsessed with
Speaker 1: him following him around the bar, and asked the girl
Speaker 1: that he met, Sandy, if she would pretend to be
Speaker 1: his girlfriend to help protect him from the crazy and
Speaker 1: it actually really worked. It got them talking and they
Speaker 1: ended up having a really nice night together. Yeah. She
Speaker 1: was even able to walk her home to her apartment
Speaker 1: at the end of the night and get a nice
Speaker 1: little makeout in Yeah, I mean I love that, you
Speaker 1: gotta everything. But now it's been sounds like over a
Speaker 1: week now, and she's not answering the text or the
Speaker 1: voicemails that he's been leaving. So we're going to call
Speaker 1: her right now and see what she has to say. Liam,
Speaker 1: how are you feeling? That's so pretty good? I'm interested
Speaker 1: to see what happened. Okay, yeah, I mean you're still
Speaker 1: super into her, right, like, yeah, absolutely? Okay, Well, maybe
Speaker 1: she's just been busy. I mean it has only been
Speaker 1: a week. I don't know. Usually you make time for
Speaker 1: somebody that you like, but yeah, also if you like them,
Speaker 1: you would say, hey, it's been a crazy week, like
Speaker 1: I can talk better this time, more available next week.
Speaker 1: Or maybe she was really drunk when you were making
Speaker 1: out and you didn't realize it. Or maybe she ended
Speaker 1: up with the crazy hot girl. There was interesting twist.
Speaker 1: I like it. It's a possibility. So let's call her
Speaker 1: and see which one of us is right, right? I
Speaker 1: hope so too. Let's dial this number and see what
Speaker 1: she has to say. Here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm
Speaker 1: looking for Sandy. This is she? Hey Sandy, my name
Speaker 1: is jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning, hoping you have a second to talk with
Speaker 1: us Brooke and Jeffrey. Yeah, I'm sorry, what is this
Speaker 1: pertaining too? Well, we're a morning radio show. The whole
Speaker 1: team is here, there's Brooke. We're not a very smart
Speaker 1: morning show. If you have maybe some fun news for you,
Speaker 1: I mean I would like it. We're doing a segment
Speaker 1: about dating because one of our listeners met you recently
Speaker 1: and had a really nice time with you and is
Speaker 1: hoping to see you again. His name's Liam. Do you
Speaker 1: remember Liam? Yeah? I remember Liam. Okay, that's great. So
Speaker 1: if you don't mind us asking what was your first
Speaker 1: impression when he showed up for the date and you
Speaker 1: got to meet him in real life? It's like this quiet,
Speaker 1: confident type. You know, he held his shoulders high and
Speaker 1: it was nice. I liked hanging out with him. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you just like super busy and that's why you
Speaker 1: haven't been able to get a hold of him this
Speaker 1: last week? No, I mean I have. I've left him
Speaker 1: a couple of voicemails. Oh yeah, okay, I don't think
Speaker 1: he's gotten those. Yeah, because he called us and said
Speaker 1: that you hadn't called him. Well, I mean he did
Speaker 1: text me, but I just wanted to talk, you know,
Speaker 1: because if you don't know someone very well, you can
Speaker 1: misinterpret a text. So all you guys do She just said,
Speaker 1: like talking on the phone is one of the most
Speaker 1: intimate things you can do nowadays. I do too, But
Speaker 1: if you are actually talking on the phone with someone,
Speaker 1: it's either your mom or have you been disappointed that
Speaker 1: he didn't answer your calls to return your call? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, like my phone was acting weird to a call.
Speaker 1: He's my roommates land line, so maybe he didn't get
Speaker 1: that it was me. Your roommate has a land would
Speaker 1: also be your land line because you'd be in the
Speaker 1: same house together, share in the same land It's her
Speaker 1: work line that she has been up in her office,
Speaker 1: and my phone was in the battery was almost dead,
Speaker 1: so I just kind of borrowed it real quick. Okay, Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe you didn't answer because you just don't. You don't
Speaker 1: answer numbers you don't recognize. But are you saying that
Speaker 1: like you'd be interested in maybe seeing him again? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't think he was because I left
Speaker 1: a couple of messages and I didn't hear back, so
Speaker 1: I just kind of thought he was blowing me off. Well,
Speaker 1: we could just ask him if he got the voicemails,
Speaker 1: because well, he at least uses it right now because
Speaker 1: he's been on the other line listening this entire time, Sandy,
Speaker 1: and he wants to talk to you. Oh really, Oh
Speaker 1: I like it. Hey, I had no idea that you
Speaker 1: called me. Yeah I did. Oh well, I just I
Speaker 1: gotta say something. And you know, just hearing your voice
Speaker 1: and hearing the way you talk about me, it's just
Speaker 1: it's really nice, and I got to come clean. I
Speaker 1: really like you. Oh wow, oh wow? Um, okay, thing,
Speaker 1: why do you say that? Why are you saying all this? Well,
Speaker 1: because I do like you, and I finally got a
Speaker 1: chance to tell you. I mean, I haven't been able
Speaker 1: to get hold of you. Oh okay, what's happening here?
Speaker 1: He's trying so hard. It's too hard, you guys, hear
Speaker 1: this in his way. Well, I think he just heard
Speaker 1: you say some really nice things about him, so he
Speaker 1: probably just wanted to reciprocate. I just I felt like
Speaker 1: I needed to say that. I mean, I'm sorry I
Speaker 1: didn't check my voicemails. I I don't know. Yes, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm just kind of bringing this wrong. Okay, can you
Speaker 1: just stop right there saying sorry, sorry, sorry, it's pathetic.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, this is a dude. You just left multiple
Speaker 1: voicemails for to get a hold of him. First of all,
Speaker 1: I left two voicemails, not multiple, And I wasn't going
Speaker 1: to sit around and wait for mister wishywatch it. He's
Speaker 1: like Charley Brown. Oh, I think he's just trying to
Speaker 1: say he had a nice time with you. Well, you
Speaker 1: know what, it's too much. Listen. He doesn't even know
Speaker 1: who I am listening. He was just nervous. He came
Speaker 1: on the show for our help because he couldn't get
Speaker 1: a hold of you. You wouldn't text, and he did
Speaker 1: not expect you to say that this. Yeah, it takes
Speaker 1: a lot of bravery to come on the radio and
Speaker 1: put this all out there. So, I mean, Leo confidently
Speaker 1: keep talking to her. Yeah, it's just you, guys. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm on the radio. It's a little nerve wracking, and
Speaker 1: I didn't think that they'd actually get you on the phone.
Speaker 1: And I just I don't know, I just I guess
Speaker 1: you did what. I don't know, maybe like why don't
Speaker 1: you just go out with me this weekend? Oh? That?
Speaker 1: Or maybe if you don't, I'll just ghost you forever?
Speaker 1: Oh is that what you want? Sandy? Did you just
Speaker 1: give me an ultimatum? Because I don't think you really
Speaker 1: know how to be a strong, confident night guy. You're
Speaker 1: just you just kind of falling apart here, buddy, what
Speaker 1: do you want from me? Like I say I'm sorry
Speaker 1: for missing your voicemails, then you start like being kind
Speaker 1: of rude, you know, and then you just then you
Speaker 1: want confident, you don't want you to apologize, and then
Speaker 1: now I'm too confident, just like make I you're mind. Hey,
Speaker 1: welcome to dating manngratulations, they know what they want. Honestly, Sandy,
Speaker 1: you're being really like kind of me. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to say it in a weird way, but
Speaker 1: when I go out, I do attract a lot of guys.
Speaker 1: And I have a type. I have a type that
Speaker 1: I like, and I think everybody has a type that
Speaker 1: they like. There's nothing wrong with that. And Liam presented
Speaker 1: himself as that type the other night. But get him
Speaker 1: on the phone and you really get to know him.
Speaker 1: In the daylight. He's just the opposite. So why am
Speaker 1: I mean because he's not my type? Because it sounds
Speaker 1: like you're not his. I mean like you're not the
Speaker 1: person he described either. You were like laughing and fun
Speaker 1: loving and now you're luck. You know, I was having
Speaker 1: fun with a nice, strong, confident man and it was
Speaker 1: a great time. But you know it had my beer
Speaker 1: goggles on. What do you want me to say that
Speaker 1: Literally minutes ago, when we were talking to you, you
Speaker 1: told us that you had a great time with him,
Speaker 1: you thought he was a really nice, cool guy, and
Speaker 1: hearing you answered the phone, he was saying the same
Speaker 1: exact thing to us. You guys both wanted to go
Speaker 1: out with each other, and in the course of a
Speaker 1: few minutes now you both have changed your minds. I
Speaker 1: mean I haven't changed my mind. I mean I'd still
Speaker 1: love to go out with you, and I mean I'll
Speaker 1: even buy you a gift. What wait, No, don't overget
Speaker 1: it up. No, No, it's exactly right. That's pathetic and needy.
Speaker 1: Don't buy me a gift. Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: You need to channel the person that met her the
Speaker 1: first time and be angry that she said all those
Speaker 1: mean things about you. Here's worth more than that, man,
Speaker 1: And if you're not going to be a man here,
Speaker 1: then I'm going to be a man and I'll ask
Speaker 1: her for you. Sandy, you better go out on a
Speaker 1: date with Liam. And we're gonna pay for that date
Speaker 1: whether you like it or not. But you better like
Speaker 1: it because that's the only way that is going to happen.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, let me get my fan. I'm swooning. You
Speaker 1: start clocking mine back. Oh wait, I think she's being sarcastic. Yes,
Speaker 1: we do honestly want to send you out on another date,
Speaker 1: though seriously, well, I'll go on an end a day,
Speaker 1: just not with Liam. That's not how. It's a Liam
Speaker 1: only date. Liam, do you want to save this? Um?
Speaker 1: I mean I'll buy you two gifts. No, that's a
Speaker 1: big in O. I'm not doing that. I can't be
Speaker 1: the only one here. And how pathetic the skuy is
Speaker 1: Liam offer her your car. You're gonna have to go
Speaker 1: big now, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh to me,
Speaker 1: that just goes to show hot women are impossible to please,
Speaker 1: which it's not true. Terrible women are impossible to please.
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with her looks. I have
Speaker 1: plenty of friends who are super hot and also lovely people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree, but I feel like the more attractive they are,
Speaker 1: you basically need to be confident every moment for the
Speaker 1: rest of your life. Like if a family member dies,
Speaker 1: don't cry, and you're the hot girl, just pick up
Speaker 1: a shovel and dig through the pain. I mean, if
Speaker 1: we're gonna go deep. I think that she just has
Speaker 1: a hard time loving herself. That's why she does want
Speaker 1: people to love her. Yes, she's ugly on the inside.
Speaker 1: She's right about that too. I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: ever happened on our show, though We're two people were
Speaker 1: both interested in each other. One was leaving voicemails, one
Speaker 1: was texting they do want to go out right up
Speaker 1: until the moment they actually speak on the phone. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: is hanging out in the bar different than being in
Speaker 1: the studio with us? Yeah? I mean yeah, yeah, a
Speaker 1: fault that they didn't go out, Like, did we give
Speaker 1: off a bad atmosphere? I did, brooks negative vibes get
Speaker 1: to them and break them up? She did just tell therapy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she does never gonna be happy, that's what she's looking for. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sure. If you ever want a second date update,
Speaker 1: you can always email the show. Hopefully we're in a
Speaker 1: better mood on that day, but we'll call the person
Speaker 1: who wasn't calling. You're back.