WEBVTT - Weirdhouse Cinema Rewind: Uninvited (1988)

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you welcome to Weird House Cinema. Rewind, it is

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<v Speaker 1>time to get on the boat, y'all. This is Rob Lamb.

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<v Speaker 1>This is going to be an episode that originally published

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<v Speaker 1>eight eight, twenty twenty five. It is the Uninvited or

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry it's Uninvited, No. The from nineteen eighty eight.

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<v Speaker 1>This is another Beast Cinema installment from Graydon Clark. It

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<v Speaker 1>has George Kennedy in it. It has a mutated cat,

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<v Speaker 1>a killer mutated cat in it. What more do you

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<v Speaker 1>need to know? You don't need to know anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>You just need to jump into this episode and maybe

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<v Speaker 1>jump out and watch this movie as well. Let's have it.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Stuff to Blow Your Mind, a production of iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey you welcome to Weird House Cinema. This is Rob Lamb.

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<v Speaker 3>And this is Joe McCormick.

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<v Speaker 1>And in this episode our cat. We festivities conclude. We're

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<v Speaker 1>following up core episodes of Stuff to Blow Your Mind

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<v Speaker 1>as well as a midweek Monster Fact that all revolved

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<v Speaker 1>around cats, and so we of course had to choose

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<v Speaker 1>a cat film for Weird House Cinema this week. We

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<v Speaker 1>ultimately had had quite a few to consider, like are

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<v Speaker 1>we going to go with cat as ally, cat as enemy?

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<v Speaker 1>But we ultimately went with a B cinema favorite and

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<v Speaker 1>one that multiple listeners have recommended to us over the years,

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<v Speaker 1>the direct to video nineteen eighty eight or eighty seven

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<v Speaker 1>mutant cat sci fi thriller Uninvited. Not to be confused

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<v Speaker 1>with the many other films that are titled the Uninvited.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just uninvited.

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<v Speaker 3>What is it that's uninvited? There are many things uninvited

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<v Speaker 3>in this film. I guess there's a cat that was

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<v Speaker 3>not invited. There are also lots of people who were

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<v Speaker 3>not invited.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and one of the boyfriends were invited.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and there is there's an extra thing inside the

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<v Speaker 3>cat that maybe you could interpret us thing that's uninvited,

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<v Speaker 3>Like one of the people at least wanted to invite

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<v Speaker 3>the cat but didn't realize it had a mutant thing

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<v Speaker 3>inside of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but then again, all cats are uninvited. They invite themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>They are calling the shots here.

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<v Speaker 3>Cats are not like vampires. They will not catch fire

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<v Speaker 3>coming into a house uninvited.

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<v Speaker 1>You may invite them, but they may not accept it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all up to them. So we selected this film

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<v Speaker 1>before We recorded our core stuff to Blow your Mind

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<v Speaker 1>episodes this week on the folklore Cats of the British

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<v Speaker 1>Isles and the Cats of Cypress, and I have to

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<v Speaker 1>say that I'm pleasantly surprised that this film managed to

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<v Speaker 1>line up at all with anything we talked about in

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<v Speaker 1>our core episodes. But you know, we have the idea

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<v Speaker 1>here of a cat as a kind of vengeful demon,

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<v Speaker 1>and we have cats on a boat. We spent the

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<v Speaker 1>Cypress episode talking a good bit about cats on boats.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, trying to imagine stone age farmers getting all

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<v Speaker 3>different kinds of animals on boats to take them across

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<v Speaker 3>the sea to Cypress, and one of those animals would

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<v Speaker 3>have been the cat. I guess maybe you know, despite

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<v Speaker 3>how difficult it is known to be to herd cats,

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<v Speaker 3>i'd imagine it's easier to herd cats than to herd foxes.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, now, don't be confused, though this is not a

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<v Speaker 1>movie you're going to learn a lot from. Uninvited is

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<v Speaker 1>not a movie with lofty, dramatic or thematic ambitions. It

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<v Speaker 1>is a creature feature, first and foremost, and one that

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<v Speaker 1>subjectively misses the mark in several ways while also succeeding

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<v Speaker 1>in being just an amazingly fun and weird ninety one

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<v Speaker 1>minutes of cinema.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know who would say this thing misses the mark.

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<v Speaker 3>I think this is this is like what creature features

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<v Speaker 3>were invented for was to become this.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, when I say missed the mark, imagine that there's

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<v Speaker 1>there's like an archery target setup. Okay, the arrow is

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<v Speaker 1>is fired, and perhaps this arrow we can call this

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<v Speaker 1>arrow effective and horrifying creature design. Oh okay, it misses

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<v Speaker 1>the entire target, but then it's a bull on an

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<v Speaker 1>adjacent target. Okay, okay, and that's where we are, like, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the creature in this film is not the xenomorph from

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<v Speaker 1>Ridley Scott's Alien, I understand, but it is amazing in

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<v Speaker 1>its own right. I wouldn't change a thing about it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a total gromblin picture. Like, this creature is on

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<v Speaker 1>the same level as some of the creatures from I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, Goolies and so forth. It has a triumph

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<v Speaker 1>the insult, comic dog energy to it. So every time

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<v Speaker 1>it's on screen, you're going to giggle, You're going to laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>And is that what the filmmakers intended? Maybe not, but

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<v Speaker 1>that is why people love One of the reasons people

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<v Speaker 1>love this film.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I am starting to get a feeling of

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<v Speaker 3>Graydon Clark's sensibilities, and I think this was maybe supposed

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<v Speaker 3>to be funny in the ways that it is. I

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<v Speaker 3>think the moist puppet that appears repeatedly is It just

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<v Speaker 3>seems impossible to me that Clark did not recognize that

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<v Speaker 3>he had struck gold here with the potential comedic value.

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<v Speaker 3>But that does bring up something I wanted to get

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<v Speaker 3>into at the beginning. Uninvited is often described as a

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<v Speaker 3>killer cat movie, but I have to flag that the

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<v Speaker 3>actual creature that kills people is not the fluffy, cute

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<v Speaker 3>kitty cat that we see in most shots. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>so there is a cute kitty cat in the movie,

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<v Speaker 3>you know that people pet and hold and it runs

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<v Speaker 3>around and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Beautiful tabby cat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, whenever it is time for the beast to vomit

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<v Speaker 3>death upon humankind, what happens is that this cute kitty cat,

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<v Speaker 3>the external cat, opens its mouth and then we cut

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<v Speaker 3>to an effect shot where a wet, screaming secondary animal

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<v Speaker 3>emerges from inside the cat mouth, and this interior beast

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<v Speaker 3>is represented by a puppet that looks like a cross

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<v Speaker 3>between the damp weasel and pumpkinhead. And it is this

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<v Speaker 3>creature that leaps out and bites and scratches and kills

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<v Speaker 3>and deposits poison on the humans. So what is this

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<v Speaker 3>beast inside the cute cat? Is it also a cat?

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<v Speaker 3>And I was also wondering how does it turn back

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<v Speaker 3>into the cute fluffy cat after each attack is finished?

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<v Speaker 3>Does it climb back into the mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>It does. You might have missed it, but there is

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<v Speaker 1>one scene where we see it beginning to crawl back in.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, okay, I've just forgotten that. Yeah, So I was wondering, though,

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<v Speaker 3>are the interior beast and the exterior beast, like, are

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<v Speaker 3>they necessarily attached or can they fully separate? And if

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<v Speaker 3>they separate, can they both be independently alive or can

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<v Speaker 3>the exterior cat not live without the interior cat or

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<v Speaker 3>the interior whatever it is?

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<v Speaker 1>These are questions we cannot fully answer. Yeah, the outer

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<v Speaker 1>shell cat of cat thing seems to be dormant while

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<v Speaker 1>it is killing and rampaging, and then it crawled into

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<v Speaker 1>it like it's a cat suit bundy sock just sitting there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, is that part of the cat. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>a host for this parasite? We don't know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>the only other major bit of evidence I might turn

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<v Speaker 1>to is the ending to the picture or the ending

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<v Speaker 1>to the main cut of the picture. But we'll have

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<v Speaker 1>to come back to that one.

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<v Speaker 3>So I want to mention I found online the Dutch

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<v Speaker 3>VHS cover which has a couple of good taglines, one

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<v Speaker 3>especially good one. I don't know if these would have

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<v Speaker 3>appeared on other national packaging as well, but at least

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<v Speaker 3>on this box. It has one tagline, which is cats

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<v Speaker 3>have nine lives, you only have one. Nice ends with

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<v Speaker 3>the ellipsis and then exclamation, one of the most cryptic

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<v Speaker 3>punctuation combinations. Then the other tagline, not quite as good,

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<v Speaker 3>is they paid for the holiday of a lifetime with

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<v Speaker 3>their live.

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<v Speaker 1>Hmmm, that that's rather inaccurate. I don't think anybody's paying

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<v Speaker 1>for a holiday of a lifetime in this No.

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<v Speaker 3>No, uh, well, I mean I think that the Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>the spring Breaker characters are initially looking for a good time,

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<v Speaker 3>but they it quickly goes off the rails, like It's

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<v Speaker 3>not like one of these movies where everybody's just they

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<v Speaker 3>still think they're partying until Jason the moment Jason shows

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<v Speaker 3>up and wax him with an axe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is not the cat thing meets love boat,

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<v Speaker 1>as we'll get into when we discuss the plot.

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<v Speaker 3>Though there is some Jason similarity. Like I was thinking

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<v Speaker 3>about how the cat often attacks and punishes people right

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<v Speaker 3>after they have sinned or done wrong. It does sort

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<v Speaker 3>of follow some slasher movie logic there where with the

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<v Speaker 3>cat as moral executioner. Not in every single case. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>some rather innocent people catch it, but it's mostly you

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<v Speaker 3>do evil and then the cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Kills you, right, and the cat is the judge.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So my elevator, which for uninvited is Garfield meets

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<v Speaker 3>basket Case versus Gordon Gecko all wrapped up in some

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<v Speaker 3>Jason takes Manhattan.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, that sounds accurate. Yeah, all right, well, let's listen

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<v Speaker 1>to just a little bit of one of the trailers

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<v Speaker 1>for this picture, because there's, as you might expect, there's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a lot of screaming and cat gowling, and

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<v Speaker 1>we can only take so much of that. But just

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<v Speaker 1>a little taste here.

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<v Speaker 3>They say cats have nine lives, You have only one

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<v Speaker 3>a poisonous can. Now, how is that possible? Things gonna

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<v Speaker 3>mind us and We're Gonna Die on.

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<v Speaker 2>Uninvited, starring George Kennedy and Alex Cord.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll never look at a count.

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<v Speaker 1>In the same way again, all right. So if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to watch Uninvited for yourself again, that's Uninvited from

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty seven or nineteen eighty eight, depending on who's

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<v Speaker 1>classifying it. Well, you can stream this one in a

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<v Speaker 1>number of places, but the vinegar syndrome blu ray that

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<v Speaker 1>we mentioned already is the ideal physical media choice for

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<v Speaker 1>this picture. The footage is scanned and restored in four

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<v Speaker 1>K from its thirty five millimeters original camera negative, and

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<v Speaker 1>it features a nice smattering of extras, including the ninety

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<v Speaker 1>three minute alternate international edit, which is quite hard to

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<v Speaker 1>find elsewhere. I wasn't able to find it streaming anywhere

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<v Speaker 1>and so forth. It features an alternate intro and outro,

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<v Speaker 1>as well as the horrendous Uninvited theme song by Chili

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<v Speaker 1>Charles and.

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<v Speaker 3>Tom gunn oh Man.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so funny, absolutely terrible. This is one of those

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<v Speaker 1>cases where it's like, yes, you were right to cut

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<v Speaker 1>this theme song for the American audience.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like the theme music to a one season

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<v Speaker 3>running sitcom from the eighties.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's terrible like kat Thing was going to have

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<v Speaker 1>his own his or her own TV show.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah boo, but doo do do so?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is a great disc. I like yourself many

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<v Speaker 1>years ago, rented this from Video Drome, the video rental

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<v Speaker 1>store here in Atlanta, and you know, as I was

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<v Speaker 1>returning it just yesterday, I ran into a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>listeners and had a delightful little conversation. They were from

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<v Speaker 1>out of town. I'm not going to name them here

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<v Speaker 1>because I didn't clear that with them when I was

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<v Speaker 1>chatting with them, but it was nice to run into

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of listeners at Video Drome. We've heard from

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<v Speaker 1>a few different listeners from out of town who, while

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<v Speaker 1>visiting Atlanta have made the journey, the pilgrimage to the Drum.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a beautiful thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so's There's a non zero chance you'll run into

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<v Speaker 1>me there, but you don't count on it. You might

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<v Speaker 1>catch me. All right. Let's talk about the people behind

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<v Speaker 1>this film, starting with the director, of the writer and

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<v Speaker 1>one of the producers. It's great and Clark. Sometimes I

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<v Speaker 1>have pronounced his name Grayton Clark, and I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>because he frequently casts Jodn Baker, and so I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of take the Jodon energy and create the Great On.

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<v Speaker 1>So I may refer to him as Great On Clark

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<v Speaker 1>at some point here as well.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I hear it with the cadence of Raydon Chong.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, that too is probably influencing it.

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<v Speaker 3>So.

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<v Speaker 1>Grayton Clark was born in nineteen forty three, American director

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<v Speaker 1>and writer that you might remember from past Weird House

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<v Speaker 1>Cinema episodes because we've covered two of his pictures before,

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<v Speaker 1>both from nineteen eighty Without Warning, which was our first

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<v Speaker 1>episode of Weird House Cinema, and then we subsequently subsequently

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<v Speaker 1>talked about the Return. So we talked about a Graydon

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<v Speaker 1>Clark proto Predator film as well as a cattle mutilation thriller.

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<v Speaker 3>I think both of those movies have some ironic sensibility,

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<v Speaker 3>but they were both more straight forward attempts at horror

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<v Speaker 3>than Uninvited. I think Uninvited is he's cutting loose a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit more than in the other two.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I think it may be attempting to check

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<v Speaker 1>off some extra boxes, especially for international distribution like this

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<v Speaker 1>one has a certain certain amount of I would say,

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<v Speaker 1>especially in the US, cut kind of a PG sexploitation

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<v Speaker 1>quality to it, but in a weird way, like it

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<v Speaker 1>was like it was written and conceived for the most

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<v Speaker 1>part by like a twelve year old, a.

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<v Speaker 3>Lot of bathing suit antics.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bathing suit antics, and like, yeah, well, we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>into it. But it has this kind of weird PG

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<v Speaker 1>quality that I really like. I mean, yeah, it's seen

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<v Speaker 1>plenty of exploitation films that are a whole lot sleazier,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's nice to encounter one that has pulled back somewhat,

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<v Speaker 1>so Graydon's Clark. Other film credits included Let's se a

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<v Speaker 1>pair of black exploitation films, seventy three's Tom and seventy

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<v Speaker 1>six is Black Shampoo, some horror comedy, There's seventy seven

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<v Speaker 1>Satan's Cheerleaders, and not one, but two films featured on

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<v Speaker 1>Mystery Science Theater three thousand, seventy Nine's Angels Brigade and

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<v Speaker 1>the nineteen eighty four Jodn Baker International cop film Final Justice.

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<v Speaker 3>I had forgotten that Graydon Clark did Final Justice, especially

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<v Speaker 3>since we just recently rewatched the Mystery Science Theater of

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<v Speaker 3>this one man. Final Justice is so much It is

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<v Speaker 3>not anywhere near as fun of a movie as the

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<v Speaker 3>three Graydon Clark movies we've done on Weird House. It

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<v Speaker 3>is a step or two below.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no specio development to that one. As I recall,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just an international cop film starring Jodan.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just Jodn Baker running around Malta in a sheriff

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<v Speaker 3>suit that almost looks like one of those old Nashville

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<v Speaker 3>country music kind of outfits and just shooting bad guys.

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<v Speaker 3>And he gets into prison like twelve times in the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that one, and there's as the main thing I

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<v Speaker 1>remember from Final Justice, of course, is there's this great

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<v Speaker 1>shot like through Jodon's arm, like you're behind him and

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<v Speaker 1>he has his hands on his hips and we're shooting

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<v Speaker 1>through the gap between his arm and his side. It's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a little thing. Sometimes.

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<v Speaker 3>Unfortunately I had to remember it's not from Final Justice.

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<v Speaker 3>It's from Mitchell that has that great riff in the

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<v Speaker 3>mst where he's like digging around in the shower in

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<v Speaker 3>his apartment and they go, what does this thing do?

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<v Speaker 1>Ah? Joe Don rest in peace. Yeah, recently passed, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he was always a fun screen presence. All right, Let's

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<v Speaker 1>see other films worth noting from Graydon Clark. He did

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of films that were made in post Soviet

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<v Speaker 1>Russia ninety twos Dance Macabre and ninety three's Russian Holiday,

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty three video game sex comedy named title Joysticks,

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<v Speaker 1>a nineteen eighty nine skinhead movie, ninety four is Dark Future,

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<v Speaker 1>and his last film, Star Games. In nineteen eighty eight.

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<v Speaker 1>He worked with Jodan bay Are on three pictures, and

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<v Speaker 1>he did tend to gravitate toward using a fair number

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<v Speaker 1>of older, established actors who were working in B cinema

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<v Speaker 1>at the time, something we definitely see in today's film

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<v Speaker 1>and in general worked with a lot of notable B

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<v Speaker 1>movie actors of the seventies and eighties, including Wingshauser, Jack Palance,

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<v Speaker 1>Robert England, and John Kerodyine. Not everybody gets to work

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<v Speaker 1>with John Garretty, so most.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh weird that John Keridyine wasn't in the movie we

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<v Speaker 3>watched today, since he is in most films.

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<v Speaker 1>He was shooting three other films at the same time simultaneously,

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<v Speaker 1>I see so great and clark films are generally not

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<v Speaker 1>considered good movies by most people. Virtually none of his

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<v Speaker 1>films cracked five stars were above out of ten on

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<v Speaker 1>Internet Movie Database. Not that that means anything really, but

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<v Speaker 1>these are b movies, often with a certain and exploitive

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<v Speaker 1>air to them in one way or another, but they

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<v Speaker 1>often strike that perfect cheesy movie balance. You know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a film that's for the most part competently made in

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<v Speaker 1>involving talented professionals, but a film that also makes wild

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<v Speaker 1>swings and doesn't land every punch, or at least not

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<v Speaker 1>in the way they were intended, but still results in

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<v Speaker 1>a very watchable and entertaining ride.

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<v Speaker 3>If I have a technical critique of Uninvited, the biggest

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<v Speaker 3>one is that too many shots are taking place outside

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<v Speaker 3>on a boat, and it is so windy it is

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<v Speaker 3>hard to hear the dialogue.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, apparently this was a tough shoot because on one hand,

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<v Speaker 1>there it's like NonStop cats. So they had a number

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<v Speaker 1>of cats playing the one cat in the picture and cats.

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<v Speaker 1>If you've ever if you know anything about animals and film,

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<v Speaker 1>you know that cats are notoriously difficult to shoot. Everyone

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<v Speaker 1>generally is like, yes, bring me a dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Any day.

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<v Speaker 1>A dog will hit its mark and do what you

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<v Speaker 1>want it to do.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Horses are also a known commodity. Cats you can try,

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<v Speaker 1>you can see what you can get out of them,

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<v Speaker 1>but a wilder element, you know, like cats with cats,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like working with the you know, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the more difficult actors and out there. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know if there's a proper analogy, like it's cats.

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<v Speaker 1>Not only are cat's going to do their own thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but cats often look like they are doing their own

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<v Speaker 1>thing in movies, even like a really you can think

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<v Speaker 1>of like really good movies that have cats in them,

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<v Speaker 1>and the scenes in which you see the cats or

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<v Speaker 1>that lean to heavily on cats doing stuff. It almost

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<v Speaker 1>kind of throws you out of the picture a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit sometimes because like you can just look at that

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<v Speaker 1>cat and you're like, yeah, that cat is just checked out.

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<v Speaker 1>That cat's doing its own thing. It is not in

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<v Speaker 1>the moment, it's not in the scene. It didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>read the script.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder if longtime directors could do a comparison, like

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<v Speaker 3>what is more difficult cat versus the most notoriously difficult

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<v Speaker 3>actors like Lawrence Tierney or something like that, You know,

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<v Speaker 3>which one is more stressful on set?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. There's probably some crossover there in the

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<v Speaker 1>experiences are the other difficult things about the film those courses.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of it is shot on a boat, and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even think about this, but this is something the

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<v Speaker 1>cinematographer pointed out in one of the Vinegar Syndrome extras,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that meant that when they're out on the boat,

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<v Speaker 1>they only have so much power, and that limits how

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<v Speaker 1>much lighting they can use. Yeah, and cats don't necessarily

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<v Speaker 1>like being on a boat either, so that also constrains

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<v Speaker 1>their performance. But cats, they this was a decision by

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<v Speaker 1>grad And to have cats in this picture. Apparently he

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking about it being rats, which that would have

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<v Speaker 1>been scary, That would have made for a ridiculous puppet

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<v Speaker 1>and rats on a boat, you know. That's that also

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<v Speaker 1>has a lot of a lot to back it up.

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<v Speaker 1>But they said, no, it's going to be cats. It's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be a killer mutant cat. Obvious John Carpenter's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing vibes to a certain extent here. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, they went with the cat.

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<v Speaker 3>Now this makes me wonder what was the thematic seed

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<v Speaker 3>of the film, Like, what is the core element that

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<v Speaker 3>they were trying to get down to? Is it boat?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it? Like this has to be a boat movie

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<v Speaker 3>and everything else was around that or was it. Obviously

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<v Speaker 3>you're saying it's not cat, but I guess it would

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<v Speaker 3>have been maybe a mutant creature from a lab. Is

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<v Speaker 3>that the core?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I think the core was we're going to shoot

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<v Speaker 1>it on a boat, and we need a mutant creature.

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<v Speaker 1>We want to hit that sci fi horror zone. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, everything else they just kind of figured out

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<v Speaker 1>from there, including you know, first finding the boat, then

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<v Speaker 1>finding people to wrangle the cats, and they did use

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<v Speaker 1>them to understand, like a proficient professional cat wranglers here,

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<v Speaker 1>this is not just getting me a boat, give me

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<v Speaker 1>some cats. So you know, supposedly everything here is above board,

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<v Speaker 1>but again, even cat pros are going to only get

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<v Speaker 1>you so far.

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<v Speaker 3>The exterior killer cat is very cute, and if they

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<v Speaker 3>were switching them out with with lookalikes, I couldn't tell.

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<v Speaker 3>It always looked like the same cat to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to mention really quickly that the individuals involved

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<v Speaker 1>with the puppet cats that we see, oh it's the

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<v Speaker 1>it's Jim Bolden born fifty six and Debbie Bolden, and

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<v Speaker 1>these two did like animal artificial animal effects on a

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<v Speaker 1>number of other films, including Loaded Weapon one from ninety three,

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<v Speaker 1>Ace Venturro When Nature Calls from ninety five, and a

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<v Speaker 1>ninety one White Fang film.

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<v Speaker 3>So did they do the rhinoceros that gives birth to

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<v Speaker 3>Jim Carrey one hopes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, they were animal makers inc. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if they're still around, but they were active for a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit there in the late eighties and into the

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<v Speaker 1>mid nineties. All right, let's get into the human actors

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<v Speaker 1>a bit here. So I want to divide things up

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<v Speaker 1>into factions here, okay, because essentially we have two main

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<v Speaker 1>factions and then an individual suspended between the two. We

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<v Speaker 1>have our corporate creepers, and then we also have our

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<v Speaker 1>spring breakers.

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<v Speaker 3>That is pretty much it. You've got your I guess

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<v Speaker 3>the spring Burger is supposed to be like early twenties.

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<v Speaker 3>I think a couple of them mentioned being in graduate school,

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<v Speaker 3>so like grad students and adjacent frame who are just

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<v Speaker 3>looking to party, looking to go to the beach and

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<v Speaker 3>have a good time. And then yeah, you've got these

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<v Speaker 3>Gordon Gecko types who are out there just trying to

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<v Speaker 3>run some greasy deals and get away to the Cayman

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<v Speaker 3>Islands with the suitcases full of cash.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and the leader of this faction is Wall Street

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<v Speaker 1>Walter Graham. This is our sleazy, yacht owning, womanizing, money

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<v Speaker 1>laundering employee, abusing, charismatic millionaire dirt bag. Compare him to

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<v Speaker 1>any contemporary figures you like. And he is played here

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<v Speaker 1>by Alex Cord, who lived nineteen thirty three through twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one. Probably best remembered by many for his main

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<v Speaker 1>cast role on TV's Airwolf from eighty four through eighty six,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's credits go back to nineteen sixty one. Did

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of TV, including episodes of Night Gallery, Mission Impossible,

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<v Speaker 1>and Murder. She wrote. His film credits include sixty nine Stiletto,

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<v Speaker 1>seventy twos of the Dead or Alive, eighty one's Goliatha Waits,

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<v Speaker 1>eighty four's Jungle Warriors with John Vernon and Sybil Danning,

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<v Speaker 1>and ninety five Hologram Man.

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<v Speaker 3>I have several thoughts about well, all of the corporate characters,

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<v Speaker 3>but especially at Wall Street. Walter Graham here is the

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<v Speaker 3>big boss of the corporate schemers, and he he has

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<v Speaker 3>a great look. For one thing, he has this just

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<v Speaker 3>really iconic mustache. Yes, But another thing I was thinking

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<v Speaker 3>about Robert I pulled up a picture for you to

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<v Speaker 3>look at here. So this is supposed to be set

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<v Speaker 3>on a yacht in the Caribbean. Yeah right, it's in

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<v Speaker 3>the you know, it's in the Gulf of Mexico and

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<v Speaker 3>the Caribbean, and so you and it's supposed to be

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<v Speaker 3>warm outside. But our corporate characters, this guy dresses in

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<v Speaker 3>like a wool sweater on his yacht. Are you seeing this?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yep, he's wearing a sweater on. George gets

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<v Speaker 1>kind of windy at night, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Guess, so George Kennedy, who will get to in a minute.

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<v Speaker 3>He wears a suit jacket like the whole time. Everybody

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<v Speaker 3>else is just wearing bathing suits.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, it's just it's what he it's what he's

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<v Speaker 1>comfortable in. I don't know, okay, yeah, maybe he's cold blooded.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, he's the hopefully play at Wall Street type.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, he is Reptilian.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I think Cord Yeah, just completely nails it here.

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<v Speaker 1>He's believably charismatic and sleazy. It's a fun performance. And

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<v Speaker 1>you can't wait for this guy to get killed by

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<v Speaker 1>the cat thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and they save that for toward the end. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's good.

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<v Speaker 1>All right now. His right hand man and muscle is

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Harvey, and he is played by the legendary George Kennedy,

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<v Speaker 1>who lived nineteen twenty five through twenty sixteen. George Kennedy,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, won the nineteen sixty eight Best Supporting Actor

0:24:33.359 --> 0:24:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Oscar for his role in Cool Hand Luke memorable performance there.

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<v Speaker 1>His TV credits go back to fifty six and he

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<v Speaker 1>did a lot of it, including seventy five episodes of Dallas.

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<v Speaker 1>Movie Wise, many of you might remember him from nineteen

0:24:46.640 --> 0:24:49.200
<v Speaker 1>eighty eight's The Naked Gun and its sequel, but he

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<v Speaker 1>appeared in all manner of projects big and small, prestige

0:24:52.240 --> 0:24:54.639
<v Speaker 1>and schlock. So, for instance, you'll find him in sixty

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<v Speaker 1>three Charade, sixty five's The Sons of Katie Elder, sixty

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<v Speaker 1>seven's The Dirty Doesen, seventy five is The Eiger Sanction,

0:25:00.960 --> 0:25:03.879
<v Speaker 1>and eighty one's Modern Romance. But he's also in the

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<v Speaker 1>likes of eighty one's Just Before Dawn, eighty seven's Creep Show,

0:25:07.080 --> 0:25:11.399
<v Speaker 1>two eighty eight's Demon Warp, and just in multiple disaster films.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, especially from like the seventies and maybe the

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<v Speaker 1>early eighties. Always a fun screen presence he tended to

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<v Speaker 1>play like blunt, straightforward characters, but could go like tough

0:25:22.640 --> 0:25:25.040
<v Speaker 1>guy with a heart of gold, like in Cool Hand Luke,

0:25:25.440 --> 0:25:28.239
<v Speaker 1>or like a solid heavy villain role as in this

0:25:28.280 --> 0:25:29.120
<v Speaker 1>film this one.

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<v Speaker 3>I was a little confused about what his power level

0:25:32.640 --> 0:25:36.040
<v Speaker 3>relationship is to Wall Street Walter Graham. There's another guy

0:25:36.040 --> 0:25:38.400
<v Speaker 3>we'll get to in a second who's definitely a henchman

0:25:38.600 --> 0:25:42.320
<v Speaker 3>like Albert, who we're about to talk about, is definitely

0:25:42.359 --> 0:25:46.760
<v Speaker 3>Graham's henchman. Can't quite tell with the Mike character here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because at times he's speaking to Wall Street Walter

0:25:49.440 --> 0:25:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Graham almost like they're equal, like their partners, you know,

0:25:53.680 --> 0:25:57.560
<v Speaker 1>bossing him a little bit and reminding him about what's important. Yeah,

0:25:57.800 --> 0:26:01.400
<v Speaker 1>so yeah, right hand man or part nor. I think

0:26:01.400 --> 0:26:02.959
<v Speaker 1>you could maybe push it in either direction.

0:26:03.280 --> 0:26:05.880
<v Speaker 3>There's a good scene where he it doesn't quite get

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<v Speaker 3>fully bitten off, but it looks like, for a second

0:26:08.040 --> 0:26:10.200
<v Speaker 3>his leg is getting bitten off by a cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, he gets, he gets, he's he gets a

0:26:12.920 --> 0:26:16.919
<v Speaker 1>pretty early attack, all right. And then yeah, Albert, this

0:26:17.000 --> 0:26:19.879
<v Speaker 1>other character, who, as you said, is definitely a hinchman

0:26:19.920 --> 0:26:21.639
<v Speaker 1>of some sort. I thought maybe he was like a

0:26:21.680 --> 0:26:26.199
<v Speaker 1>money man like he's something. Maybe it's the glasses through me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's weird, strange character. So this is Albert played

0:26:29.640 --> 0:26:33.280
<v Speaker 3>by klu Gooliger who lived nineteen twenty eight to twenty

0:26:33.320 --> 0:26:36.440
<v Speaker 3>twenty two. I love klue Gooliger and a lot of stuff.

0:26:36.640 --> 0:26:39.760
<v Speaker 3>He's the boss of the warehouse in Return of the

0:26:39.760 --> 0:26:42.440
<v Speaker 3>Living Dead. Yeah you remember that. He's got a funny

0:26:42.480 --> 0:26:44.960
<v Speaker 3>role where he gets called in by his employees because oops,

0:26:45.000 --> 0:26:48.600
<v Speaker 3>they accidentally got a zombie in the warehouse. And you know,

0:26:48.880 --> 0:26:50.800
<v Speaker 3>there's one scene where he's having him open the door.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, you open the door, I'm gonna go stand

0:26:52.440 --> 0:26:58.320
<v Speaker 3>back over here. But in this movie, it's an unusual

0:26:58.440 --> 0:27:01.439
<v Speaker 3>kind of role because he is a hinchman. That is

0:27:01.440 --> 0:27:03.760
<v Speaker 3>his role in the plot. He's like the button man,

0:27:04.280 --> 0:27:09.400
<v Speaker 3>but he is Wall Street Walter's weird neurotic button man.

0:27:09.480 --> 0:27:13.640
<v Speaker 3>He's like a cross between Gary Busey and Lethal Weapon

0:27:13.800 --> 0:27:15.080
<v Speaker 3>and George Costanza.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good point. Yeah, yeah, there's some definite comic

0:27:19.920 --> 0:27:23.920
<v Speaker 1>wrinkles to this character. So Klute Gooliger lived nineteen twenty

0:27:23.960 --> 0:27:27.760
<v Speaker 1>eight through twenty twenty two, and his career can essentially

0:27:27.800 --> 0:27:30.560
<v Speaker 1>be divided into two distinct phases. So his initial TV

0:27:30.680 --> 0:27:34.440
<v Speaker 1>heavy career. This included a co starring role on as

0:27:34.480 --> 0:27:36.760
<v Speaker 1>Billy the Kid on The Tall Man from nineteen sixty

0:27:36.760 --> 0:27:40.639
<v Speaker 1>through sixty one opposite Barry Sullivan from Planet to the Vampires.

0:27:40.800 --> 0:27:42.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, one of the Spacemen.

0:27:43.160 --> 0:27:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he did one hundred and four episodes of The

0:27:45.640 --> 0:27:48.440
<v Speaker 1>Virginian plus he did all sorts of other TV shows

0:27:48.480 --> 0:27:51.160
<v Speaker 1>during this time period. But then later in life he

0:27:51.240 --> 0:27:53.880
<v Speaker 1>essentially became a horror movie staple in his own right,

0:27:54.640 --> 0:27:58.159
<v Speaker 1>actually beginning with seventy three's The Mystery in Dracula's Castle,

0:27:58.400 --> 0:28:01.600
<v Speaker 1>but really kicking into high gear in eighty five with

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<v Speaker 1>both a Nightmare on Elm Street Part two and as

0:28:04.119 --> 0:28:06.000
<v Speaker 1>you mentioned, the Return of the Living Dead.

0:28:06.359 --> 0:28:09.280
<v Speaker 3>In Nightmare on Elm Street Part two, he is either

0:28:09.320 --> 0:28:12.119
<v Speaker 3>the main character or the main character's friend's dad. I

0:28:12.119 --> 0:28:15.359
<v Speaker 3>think he's the main character's dad. And there's a funny

0:28:15.400 --> 0:28:19.240
<v Speaker 3>scene if I'm remembering correctly, where he is attacked by

0:28:19.320 --> 0:28:20.480
<v Speaker 3>a possessed parakeet.

0:28:22.000 --> 0:28:25.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, I don't often see that in these Nightmare

0:28:25.840 --> 0:28:28.720
<v Speaker 1>on Elm Street highlight videos that people put together online.

0:28:29.320 --> 0:28:31.920
<v Speaker 3>Not a lot of highlights come from part two. That's

0:28:32.000 --> 0:28:34.920
<v Speaker 3>not no, I don't know I think that one has

0:28:34.960 --> 0:28:39.080
<v Speaker 3>been maybe assessed a little bit more favorably in recent years.

0:28:39.080 --> 0:28:42.960
<v Speaker 3>It does have a cool scene where Freddy cuts open

0:28:43.640 --> 0:28:46.479
<v Speaker 3>his own scalp and peels it back to reveal his brain.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Yeah, that's why I don't think I ever

0:28:50.360 --> 0:28:52.880
<v Speaker 1>saw that one. Yeah, I think I've mainly seen the

0:28:52.920 --> 0:28:57.080
<v Speaker 1>original from Wes Craven, parts of some of the Dream

0:28:57.120 --> 0:29:00.920
<v Speaker 1>Warrior era films and what New Okay, maybe I've seen

0:29:00.960 --> 0:29:02.600
<v Speaker 1>several I've seen New Nightmare, and then I've seen the

0:29:02.600 --> 0:29:04.400
<v Speaker 1>remake they did several years back.

0:29:04.920 --> 0:29:08.360
<v Speaker 3>Nightmare two is has been notable for a long time

0:29:08.400 --> 0:29:11.600
<v Speaker 3>for having pretty overwhelming homo erotic themes, which for a

0:29:11.600 --> 0:29:14.240
<v Speaker 3>long time I think was sort of treated in the

0:29:14.240 --> 0:29:16.719
<v Speaker 3>fan community as more a source of comedy because they

0:29:16.720 --> 0:29:21.440
<v Speaker 3>were seen as unintentional, kind of unintentional, almost taken as

0:29:21.720 --> 0:29:25.080
<v Speaker 3>like a kind of Freudian slip thing. But I think

0:29:25.160 --> 0:29:28.600
<v Speaker 3>more recently it's been read a different way that maybe like, oh,

0:29:28.680 --> 0:29:30.840
<v Speaker 3>this is just sort of like what the thematic content

0:29:30.880 --> 0:29:32.280
<v Speaker 3>of the movie is, and that's kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting, interesting, Maybe I should check it out. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So after a Return of the Living Dead, Guliger appeared

0:29:40.400 --> 0:29:42.760
<v Speaker 1>and let's see eighty six is Hunter's Blood eighty sevens

0:29:42.760 --> 0:29:45.200
<v Speaker 1>From a Whisper to a Scream, as well as The

0:29:45.280 --> 0:29:49.400
<v Speaker 1>Hidden eighty nine's Teen Vamp nineteen nineties, the Willies ninety

0:29:49.400 --> 0:29:54.880
<v Speaker 1>four's puppet Master five. His son, actor and director John Guliger,

0:29:55.120 --> 0:29:58.000
<v Speaker 1>also cast him in his two thousand and five film Feast,

0:29:58.080 --> 0:30:01.160
<v Speaker 1>as well as its two sequels. He also pops up

0:30:01.160 --> 0:30:04.600
<v Speaker 1>in twenty twelve's Piranha three Double D. I did not

0:30:04.680 --> 0:30:07.520
<v Speaker 1>see this one, and then a couple of his final credits.

0:30:07.520 --> 0:30:10.360
<v Speaker 1>We're kind of a return to non genre work. He's

0:30:10.360 --> 0:30:14.200
<v Speaker 1>in twenty sixteen's Blue Jay, written by and starring Marked Deplaw,

0:30:14.640 --> 0:30:17.240
<v Speaker 1>as well as a cameo in twenty nineteen's Once Upon

0:30:17.280 --> 0:30:18.320
<v Speaker 1>a Time in Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, didn't catch him in the Tarantino movie. I helped.

0:30:21.800 --> 0:30:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's I think it's just a very small role cameo.

0:30:24.520 --> 0:30:26.680
<v Speaker 1>It was like in a bookstore or something. I do

0:30:26.760 --> 0:30:29.280
<v Speaker 1>not remember spotting him, but he was in there.

0:30:29.440 --> 0:30:31.200
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So those are all the bad guys, all the

0:30:31.400 --> 0:30:34.720
<v Speaker 3>corporate creeps. But we also have a cast of more

0:30:34.720 --> 0:30:39.360
<v Speaker 3>likable characters, the characters of varying likability, the spring Breakers,

0:30:39.440 --> 0:30:41.520
<v Speaker 3>the twenty somethings that were just out looking to have

0:30:41.600 --> 0:30:42.160
<v Speaker 3>a good time.

0:30:42.440 --> 0:30:45.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I'd say out of the spring Breakers, we ultimately

0:30:45.120 --> 0:30:48.840
<v Speaker 1>only have like one really likable character. Yeah, and that

0:30:49.080 --> 0:30:53.000
<v Speaker 1>is going to be Martin. Martin is a biology major

0:30:53.600 --> 0:30:55.720
<v Speaker 1>or I forget where he is in his schooling, but

0:30:55.760 --> 0:30:57.200
<v Speaker 1>he is a future biologist.

0:30:57.480 --> 0:30:58.720
<v Speaker 3>They say he's a grad student.

0:30:58.880 --> 0:31:01.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, he's a grad student. Played by Eric Larson

0:31:01.640 --> 0:31:04.360
<v Speaker 1>born in nineteen sixty seven, an American actor who also

0:31:04.440 --> 0:31:07.400
<v Speaker 1>appeared in the nineteen ninety film Demon Wind and pops

0:31:07.480 --> 0:31:09.560
<v Speaker 1>up in one episode of TV's Angel.

0:31:10.120 --> 0:31:13.680
<v Speaker 3>At First, the main characters of this movie are some

0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:17.000
<v Speaker 3>of the last characters introduced. Did you notice that?

0:31:17.200 --> 0:31:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, because initially we meet Bobby and Suzanne, who

0:31:20.960 --> 0:31:24.640
<v Speaker 1>are a couple of really almost interchangeable spring Breakers who

0:31:24.680 --> 0:31:27.560
<v Speaker 1>are wearing just like what just like basically just their

0:31:27.600 --> 0:31:30.600
<v Speaker 1>swimsuits and parts of an airbrush T shirt like they

0:31:30.600 --> 0:31:34.400
<v Speaker 1>are spring spring spring breaking. They are spring breaking hard here.

0:31:34.720 --> 0:31:38.600
<v Speaker 3>Yes, they're in I think the starts in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

0:31:39.000 --> 0:31:43.120
<v Speaker 3>They say they're in Florida. Look into party, and they

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<v Speaker 3>are the ones who initially make contact with Wall Street

0:31:45.560 --> 0:31:49.000
<v Speaker 3>Walter Graham and are invited aboard his yacht to party

0:31:49.040 --> 0:31:52.000
<v Speaker 3>some more, and that's how the whole thing gets going.

0:31:52.000 --> 0:31:56.120
<v Speaker 3>But then they also end up meeting some random spring

0:31:56.160 --> 0:32:00.640
<v Speaker 3>breakers grad student dudes on a like in a marine somewhere,

0:32:00.640 --> 0:32:02.600
<v Speaker 3>and then they're like, hey, come on this boat with us.

0:32:02.600 --> 0:32:05.360
<v Speaker 3>And obviously wall Street Walter does not want all these.

0:32:05.240 --> 0:32:09.000
<v Speaker 1>Dudes, right, but he also for plot reasons, is like, Okay,

0:32:09.200 --> 0:32:12.080
<v Speaker 1>all your brand new boyfriends can come aboard my sex

0:32:12.120 --> 0:32:16.400
<v Speaker 1>shot as well. So Bobby and Suzanne here. Bobby is

0:32:16.560 --> 0:32:20.520
<v Speaker 1>the curly blonde spring Breaker and she is played by

0:32:20.640 --> 0:32:24.120
<v Speaker 1>Claire Carey born sixty seven. Her first TV and film

0:32:24.200 --> 0:32:27.880
<v Speaker 1>credit was eighty seven's Zombie High, and in nineteen eighty

0:32:27.880 --> 0:32:31.200
<v Speaker 1>eight she appeared in both this and the horror movie Waxwork.

0:32:31.720 --> 0:32:33.760
<v Speaker 1>She pops up as a skater in two thousand and

0:32:33.760 --> 0:32:37.080
<v Speaker 1>one's Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles. Remained active in TV

0:32:37.200 --> 0:32:40.320
<v Speaker 1>through at least twenty nineteen, and then Suzanne, the straight

0:32:40.400 --> 0:32:44.080
<v Speaker 1>haired blonde spring Breaker, is played by Sherry Shadow born

0:32:44.160 --> 0:32:47.680
<v Speaker 1>nineteen sixty, Atlanta born actress whose other credits include eighty

0:32:47.720 --> 0:32:50.720
<v Speaker 1>eighth Death Spa and Desert Warrior, as well as nineteen

0:32:50.760 --> 0:32:53.600
<v Speaker 1>eighty nine's arena, which we've previously covered on the show.

0:32:53.960 --> 0:32:56.880
<v Speaker 3>That sort of arena was sort of a creature effects showcase.

0:32:57.040 --> 0:33:01.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, creature effects like boxing movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it

0:33:01.880 --> 0:33:04.120
<v Speaker 1>was a lot of fun. Let's say she's also in

0:33:04.160 --> 0:33:06.480
<v Speaker 1>ninety four, is on Deadly Ground and did one hundred

0:33:06.480 --> 0:33:08.840
<v Speaker 1>and forty six episodes of The Young and the Restless

0:33:08.960 --> 0:33:10.600
<v Speaker 1>from ninety six through ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 3>All Right, so they initially are going to go on

0:33:12.640 --> 0:33:15.120
<v Speaker 3>the ad, but then they also find some some cool

0:33:15.160 --> 0:33:16.160
<v Speaker 3>boys to bring with.

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<v Speaker 1>Them, right, and that includes Martin, who we already mentioned,

0:33:18.840 --> 0:33:23.360
<v Speaker 1>but it also includes Lance. Lance is the wrestler. That's

0:33:23.400 --> 0:33:26.240
<v Speaker 1>his whole thing is he's a little beefier than the

0:33:26.280 --> 0:33:29.320
<v Speaker 1>other two, you know, has like a lower center of

0:33:29.360 --> 0:33:33.200
<v Speaker 1>gravity and is there to grapple. He is played by

0:33:33.320 --> 0:33:36.800
<v Speaker 1>Bo Dremmond born nineteen sixty three. His other credits include

0:33:36.840 --> 0:33:40.960
<v Speaker 1>eighty five's My Science Project and ninety one's Frankenstein The

0:33:40.960 --> 0:33:43.880
<v Speaker 1>College Years, which I don't know much about, but it looks, oh,

0:33:43.920 --> 0:33:44.760
<v Speaker 1>it looks horrendous.

0:33:45.200 --> 0:33:47.080
<v Speaker 3>This is the jock of the group.

0:33:47.400 --> 0:33:49.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, he's the jock. And then we also have

0:33:49.720 --> 0:33:54.560
<v Speaker 1>the preppy. This is the character Corey, played by Rob estes.

0:33:55.400 --> 0:33:57.840
<v Speaker 1>Corey is a huge Walter Graham family. He knows who

0:33:57.840 --> 0:33:59.640
<v Speaker 1>this guy is. He's like, Oh, I can't believe we're

0:33:59.640 --> 0:34:01.320
<v Speaker 1>about to meat wall Street Walter Graham.

0:34:01.440 --> 0:34:04.520
<v Speaker 3>He says he's been on the cover of Forbes magazine

0:34:04.680 --> 0:34:07.240
<v Speaker 3>twice twice. Wow.

0:34:07.960 --> 0:34:12.800
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, Corey here is one of the least likable

0:34:12.920 --> 0:34:16.800
<v Speaker 1>of the bunch. But the actor who plays in robst

0:34:16.800 --> 0:34:18.920
<v Speaker 1>has appeared on eighty nine episodes of Days of Our

0:34:18.960 --> 0:34:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Lives in eighty six and eighty seven prior to this film.

0:34:21.640 --> 0:34:23.799
<v Speaker 1>He went on to do one hundred episodes of Silk

0:34:23.520 --> 0:34:27.359
<v Speaker 1>Stalkings in the early nineties, ninety six episodes of melrose Place,

0:34:27.440 --> 0:34:29.680
<v Speaker 1>in forty six episodes of nine O two one OHO,

0:34:30.200 --> 0:34:32.520
<v Speaker 1>and has continued to work in TV and film. It

0:34:32.560 --> 0:34:35.439
<v Speaker 1>looks like he was nominated for a twenty ten teen

0:34:35.560 --> 0:34:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Choice Award. They apparently had a Parental Unit Award category

0:34:40.000 --> 0:34:43.239
<v Speaker 1>for like mom and Dad characters. He was nominated alongside

0:34:43.239 --> 0:34:47.200
<v Speaker 1>co star Lori Laughlin, didn't win. I don't know whose

0:34:47.239 --> 0:34:51.040
<v Speaker 1>parents beat beat beat them out that year. I like

0:34:51.080 --> 0:34:54.600
<v Speaker 1>the idea of this award, though, best parents, like the

0:34:54.719 --> 0:34:57.880
<v Speaker 1>parents in movies, don't get enough love. This needs to

0:34:57.880 --> 0:34:59.239
<v Speaker 1>be an Oscar category as well.

0:34:59.680 --> 0:35:02.719
<v Speaker 3>I think they should have an actor categories for best jock,

0:35:02.920 --> 0:35:05.520
<v Speaker 3>best biology major, best best Preppy.

0:35:06.000 --> 0:35:10.440
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, absolutely, this would be great. If slasher movies

0:35:10.480 --> 0:35:12.879
<v Speaker 1>were more in style, you could have the Slashies. Maybe

0:35:12.880 --> 0:35:15.160
<v Speaker 1>there is? Is there ben award called the Slashies? If not,

0:35:15.239 --> 0:35:15.759
<v Speaker 1>there should be.

0:35:16.000 --> 0:35:18.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh, I see where you could have like best nerd,

0:35:18.680 --> 0:35:21.680
<v Speaker 3>best punk Rocker, best best jock. Yeah all that.

0:35:22.120 --> 0:35:25.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, all right. So those are our two main factions.

0:35:26.000 --> 0:35:27.440
<v Speaker 1>And then we have a character that is kind of

0:35:27.480 --> 0:35:30.960
<v Speaker 1>suspended between the two because she's also young and so

0:35:31.000 --> 0:35:33.120
<v Speaker 1>she has a lot in common with the spring Breakers,

0:35:33.360 --> 0:35:37.880
<v Speaker 1>but she works for wall Street Walter Graham because she

0:35:38.000 --> 0:35:40.720
<v Speaker 1>is the captain of the boat. And this is Rachel

0:35:41.160 --> 0:35:43.640
<v Speaker 1>played by Tony Hudson born nineteen sixty.

0:35:44.000 --> 0:35:47.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so this is the other main good character along

0:35:47.120 --> 0:35:50.799
<v Speaker 3>with Martin, the biology guy. She's I would say the

0:35:50.800 --> 0:35:53.160
<v Speaker 3>movie actually does a pretty good job at making her

0:35:53.560 --> 0:35:57.040
<v Speaker 3>a sympathetic protagonist, especially since we meet her so late.

0:35:57.640 --> 0:36:00.440
<v Speaker 3>As I was saying earlier, like the character that we

0:36:00.560 --> 0:36:03.799
<v Speaker 3>end up liking the most and are the survivors at

0:36:03.800 --> 0:36:05.400
<v Speaker 3>the end are the ones we meet last.

0:36:05.920 --> 0:36:08.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the film is like we have one more blonde

0:36:08.520 --> 0:36:10.880
<v Speaker 1>lady to introduce you to, and she's gonna be the

0:36:10.920 --> 0:36:14.520
<v Speaker 1>main one. Yeah, so you can get a little confusing.

0:36:15.040 --> 0:36:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Tony Hudson's credits include supporting roles in nineteen eighty four's

0:36:18.200 --> 0:36:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Places in the Heart, as well as leather Face Texas

0:36:21.640 --> 0:36:24.720
<v Speaker 1>Chainsaw Massacre three. This is the one that featured Vigo

0:36:24.760 --> 0:36:26.520
<v Speaker 1>Mortensen as one of the Sawyer Klan.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, okay, you know, I think I've never seen

0:36:29.719 --> 0:36:30.160
<v Speaker 3>that one.

0:36:31.080 --> 0:36:33.160
<v Speaker 1>I have, but it has been it's been a long time.

0:36:34.200 --> 0:36:36.799
<v Speaker 1>It was. I think this one was, in many ways

0:36:36.840 --> 0:36:39.920
<v Speaker 1>kind of like a rehash of the first one, kind

0:36:39.920 --> 0:36:42.200
<v Speaker 1>of a sort of sort of a remake of the

0:36:42.200 --> 0:36:46.839
<v Speaker 1>original Texas Chainsaw Massacre with some you know, with some

0:36:46.960 --> 0:36:49.680
<v Speaker 1>updated vibes. And yeah, that about the only thing I

0:36:49.680 --> 0:36:53.240
<v Speaker 1>remember is Vigo popping up as a cannibal redneck.

0:36:53.960 --> 0:36:58.120
<v Speaker 3>This character is another reason Uninvited reminds me of Jason

0:36:58.160 --> 0:37:02.040
<v Speaker 3>Takes Manhattan, because you may recall in Jason Takes Manhattan,

0:37:02.080 --> 0:37:05.120
<v Speaker 3>of course, it's like it's a slasher movie on a boat,

0:37:05.600 --> 0:37:08.600
<v Speaker 3>but one of the main characters is the son of

0:37:08.719 --> 0:37:11.560
<v Speaker 3>a boat captain who is being like prepared to be

0:37:11.640 --> 0:37:14.879
<v Speaker 3>a boat captain. Himself. That's the same thing with Tony

0:37:14.920 --> 0:37:17.360
<v Speaker 3>Hudson's character here. She is the daughter of a boat

0:37:17.400 --> 0:37:21.360
<v Speaker 3>captain who has like inherited the family boat captain ship,

0:37:21.840 --> 0:37:24.239
<v Speaker 3>and she's you know, and like there's a lot of

0:37:24.320 --> 0:37:27.000
<v Speaker 3>drama about the fact that she's a boat captain and

0:37:27.040 --> 0:37:29.320
<v Speaker 3>wanting to be a boat captain on her own terms.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So yeah, I would say this character is more

0:37:34.320 --> 0:37:37.360
<v Speaker 1>fleshed out than most of the others, and it's a

0:37:37.400 --> 0:37:41.040
<v Speaker 1>decent performance. I like Rachel in this picture. You're rooting

0:37:41.040 --> 0:37:43.319
<v Speaker 1>for her, Yeah, even though she is forced to make

0:37:43.360 --> 0:37:45.919
<v Speaker 1>some ethical compromises.

0:37:46.320 --> 0:37:50.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah. Multiple times they're like, yes, somebody did fall overboard,

0:37:50.600 --> 0:37:52.160
<v Speaker 3>but we can't go back and look for them, and

0:37:52.239 --> 0:37:53.080
<v Speaker 3>here are the reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right. Two more credits I want to mention.

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<v Speaker 1>These are behind the scenes Nicholas Joseph von Sternberg. It

0:38:01.400 --> 0:38:05.200
<v Speaker 1>was the cinematographer born nineteen fifty one, son of Silent

0:38:05.239 --> 0:38:09.080
<v Speaker 1>and Sound Era Academy Award nominated director Joseph von Sternberg.

0:38:09.239 --> 0:38:12.760
<v Speaker 1>He did thirty one's Morocco in nineteen thirty two Shanghai Express,

0:38:12.800 --> 0:38:16.800
<v Speaker 1>those were the nominated pictures. So the son here Nicholas

0:38:16.880 --> 0:38:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Joseph von Sternberg grew up in the filmmaking business, and

0:38:19.960 --> 0:38:23.360
<v Speaker 1>among his best mainstream films are probably Let's See Texasville

0:38:23.400 --> 0:38:26.719
<v Speaker 1>from nineteen ninety directed by Peter Bogdanovich, and Crime and

0:38:26.800 --> 0:38:29.320
<v Speaker 1>Punishment from two thousand and two. This was one was

0:38:29.360 --> 0:38:33.560
<v Speaker 1>directed by Menahem Golan who directed The Apple, but it

0:38:33.600 --> 0:38:35.680
<v Speaker 1>had a great cast. They had like Vanessa Redgraves and

0:38:36.000 --> 0:38:39.520
<v Speaker 1>John Hurt and so forth. But Sternberg von Sternberg, the

0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:43.120
<v Speaker 1>younger here also worked on a load of B movies,

0:38:43.440 --> 0:38:48.320
<v Speaker 1>seventy five's Dolomite, seventy nine's Tourist Trap, Graydon Clark's Wacko

0:38:48.400 --> 0:38:52.320
<v Speaker 1>from eighty two Joysticks, eighty four's Jungle Warriors, Final Justice,

0:38:52.600 --> 0:38:55.960
<v Speaker 1>Dark Future, Star Games, and more. And then finally, the

0:38:56.000 --> 0:38:59.880
<v Speaker 1>score for this picture is by Dan Slider. Dates not

0:39:00.040 --> 0:39:02.160
<v Speaker 1>public record as far as I could tell. He also

0:39:02.160 --> 0:39:05.759
<v Speaker 1>scored eighty eighths Demonwarp, which also starred George Kennedy. This

0:39:05.880 --> 0:39:08.399
<v Speaker 1>was his first grade in Clark picture, but he'd work

0:39:08.440 --> 0:39:10.800
<v Speaker 1>with him several more times and even has a story

0:39:10.840 --> 0:39:12.680
<v Speaker 1>credit on ninety four's Dark Future.

0:39:13.120 --> 0:39:15.560
<v Speaker 3>I think I have not seen Demon Warp, but have

0:39:15.680 --> 0:39:20.360
<v Speaker 3>been been circling it for a while. One night, that'll happen.

0:39:21.320 --> 0:39:25.080
<v Speaker 1>So the score here, I thought it was fun and effective.

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<v Speaker 1>The main thing that really struck me is they keep

0:39:28.120 --> 0:39:32.239
<v Speaker 1>using that Labyrinth style synth cascade effect. We've talked about

0:39:32.239 --> 0:39:34.319
<v Speaker 1>this before, It's popped up in other pictures. Did we

0:39:34.320 --> 0:39:35.960
<v Speaker 1>ever determine what the name for this is?

0:39:36.520 --> 0:39:39.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh? Are you talking about the whole tone scale? Yeah?

0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:40.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think that's it.

0:39:40.680 --> 0:39:44.080
<v Speaker 3>Okay, that did come up, and the listener contributed to

0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:46.240
<v Speaker 3>our trying to find the name for that. But yes,

0:39:46.560 --> 0:39:50.600
<v Speaker 3>where it's like, it's not really any actual key in music,

0:39:51.640 --> 0:39:54.440
<v Speaker 3>so it produces this kind of weird, ambiguous feeling.

0:39:55.000 --> 0:39:58.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I generally associate with any time Jareth is doing

0:39:58.320 --> 0:40:01.360
<v Speaker 1>something in Labyrinth, we get that effect, and anytime the

0:40:01.440 --> 0:40:04.759
<v Speaker 1>cat is doing anything suspicious in this picture, we also

0:40:04.800 --> 0:40:05.480
<v Speaker 1>get that effect.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, you ready to look at the plot.

0:40:17.920 --> 0:40:18.440
<v Speaker 1>Let's do it.

0:40:19.120 --> 0:40:21.759
<v Speaker 3>Well. You always want to begin a movie with a

0:40:21.840 --> 0:40:24.719
<v Speaker 3>strong image at the top to establish themes, you know,

0:40:24.719 --> 0:40:27.240
<v Speaker 3>what should people be thinking about? And here they chose

0:40:27.280 --> 0:40:32.800
<v Speaker 3>an office building. You know, there you go, a cat

0:40:32.920 --> 0:40:33.720
<v Speaker 3>office building?

0:40:34.040 --> 0:40:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean this is the last movie

0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:39.960
<v Speaker 1>we discussed in Weird House Cinema also had an evil,

0:40:40.080 --> 0:40:43.120
<v Speaker 1>ominous office building. So you know, it lets us know

0:40:43.440 --> 0:40:46.200
<v Speaker 1>that corporations are up to no good right off the bat.

0:40:46.400 --> 0:40:48.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh, well, I guess that's true. Yeah, we have a

0:40:48.640 --> 0:40:53.400
<v Speaker 3>theme of business malfeasance. Sure. But so after this, we

0:40:53.440 --> 0:40:56.040
<v Speaker 3>go inside and there are a couple of doctors examining

0:40:56.080 --> 0:40:58.560
<v Speaker 3>an X ray. The bones in the image do not

0:40:58.719 --> 0:41:01.640
<v Speaker 3>look human, so maybe this some kind of animal. What

0:41:01.840 --> 0:41:05.240
<v Speaker 3>animal could it be? And one of the doctors says

0:41:05.280 --> 0:41:08.960
<v Speaker 3>there is a mass growing inside the subject, maybe a tumor,

0:41:09.000 --> 0:41:13.879
<v Speaker 3>maybe a teratoma. The other doctor seems perplexed. He says

0:41:13.880 --> 0:41:16.759
<v Speaker 3>he's never seen anything like this, and he's like, well,

0:41:16.760 --> 0:41:18.640
<v Speaker 3>we got to just bring the subject in. We'll cut

0:41:18.680 --> 0:41:20.960
<v Speaker 3>it open and we'll see what's what's growing in there.

0:41:21.320 --> 0:41:23.200
<v Speaker 3>And I was looking at this doctor, I was like,

0:41:23.480 --> 0:41:24.480
<v Speaker 3>is this Gradon Clark.

0:41:24.840 --> 0:41:27.640
<v Speaker 1>It totally is Gradon Clark. Yeah, okay, yeah, he's now

0:41:27.680 --> 0:41:30.799
<v Speaker 1>he's only present in the intro for the US cut

0:41:30.800 --> 0:41:34.240
<v Speaker 1>of the film. The international cut has a shortened intro

0:41:34.320 --> 0:41:37.600
<v Speaker 1>where we don't get this particular scene, but in the

0:41:37.600 --> 0:41:41.200
<v Speaker 1>international version of the film, he does factor into the outro,

0:41:41.600 --> 0:41:43.360
<v Speaker 1>presumably playing a different character.

0:41:44.120 --> 0:41:47.080
<v Speaker 3>So we see a guy in a lab coat, go

0:41:47.200 --> 0:41:50.000
<v Speaker 3>into a room full of cages and retrieve a cat

0:41:50.040 --> 0:41:51.839
<v Speaker 3>from one of the cages and bring it into an

0:41:51.880 --> 0:41:57.239
<v Speaker 3>operating room. Do we need any description for our main

0:41:57.280 --> 0:41:59.239
<v Speaker 3>cat other than I think this is the variety we

0:41:59.400 --> 0:42:00.560
<v Speaker 3>call an orange tabby.

0:42:01.400 --> 0:42:05.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just an absolutely adorable orange tabby. I mean, I

0:42:05.440 --> 0:42:09.600
<v Speaker 1>believe multiple orange tabbies playing this one cat character, multiple

0:42:09.600 --> 0:42:15.560
<v Speaker 1>feline actors. Yeah, it is an orange tabby cat, likely male.

0:42:16.080 --> 0:42:19.759
<v Speaker 1>To understand, most tabbies are male, though we used to

0:42:19.800 --> 0:42:22.200
<v Speaker 1>have a female one. Memes would have us know that

0:42:22.280 --> 0:42:25.520
<v Speaker 1>all male orange tabbies share a single brain cell, and

0:42:25.640 --> 0:42:27.640
<v Speaker 1>when it's not their turn to have the brain cell,

0:42:27.719 --> 0:42:31.279
<v Speaker 1>they do dumb things. I see, But beautiful cat, to

0:42:31.280 --> 0:42:34.680
<v Speaker 1>be sure on the outside. On the inside, as we're

0:42:34.800 --> 0:42:36.919
<v Speaker 1>going to see, there's something else going on.

0:42:37.239 --> 0:42:40.600
<v Speaker 3>Right, So the doctors get out the hypodermic needle. Seems

0:42:40.640 --> 0:42:42.759
<v Speaker 3>like they're about to sedate the cat for surgery to

0:42:42.800 --> 0:42:45.400
<v Speaker 3>figure out what is that growing inside it. But suddenly

0:42:45.440 --> 0:42:48.040
<v Speaker 3>it just scampers off the edge of the operating table

0:42:48.080 --> 0:42:50.719
<v Speaker 3>and down the hall. There really were no precautions here,

0:42:50.760 --> 0:42:52.680
<v Speaker 3>and now the guys holding it and then it just

0:42:52.760 --> 0:42:54.720
<v Speaker 3>runs away and they're like, oops.

0:42:54.520 --> 0:42:57.919
<v Speaker 1>They've never done Like, they didn't even have the door shut,

0:42:58.680 --> 0:43:01.439
<v Speaker 1>the door that I usually have the door shut.

0:43:01.640 --> 0:43:04.719
<v Speaker 3>Yes, so one of the doctors. But it then seemingly

0:43:05.360 --> 0:43:09.719
<v Speaker 3>disproportionate to the level of lack of care. We just saw.

0:43:10.040 --> 0:43:12.239
<v Speaker 3>One of the doctors sprints after it. The other one

0:43:12.280 --> 0:43:14.359
<v Speaker 3>gets on the phone. This is a great clark. He's

0:43:14.400 --> 0:43:18.920
<v Speaker 3>on the phone going code red, code red. Uh. He

0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:21.680
<v Speaker 3>calls it by like a serial number has just escaped,

0:43:21.920 --> 0:43:26.440
<v Speaker 3>and he's saying, use extreme caution, radiation, security radiation. What.

0:43:27.960 --> 0:43:30.480
<v Speaker 3>So the cat runs down a bunch of metal stairs

0:43:30.560 --> 0:43:33.560
<v Speaker 3>in what looks like a cinderblock bunker, and we see

0:43:33.640 --> 0:43:37.800
<v Speaker 3>dudes in hazard suits chasing after it, their red lights flashing,

0:43:37.960 --> 0:43:41.200
<v Speaker 3>sirens going off, and Rob, did you what do you

0:43:41.239 --> 0:43:44.239
<v Speaker 3>make of this hazard suit? It looks I don't know,

0:43:44.320 --> 0:43:47.600
<v Speaker 3>it looks like a hood that's silvery, like a hood

0:43:47.640 --> 0:43:52.000
<v Speaker 3>made out of aluminum foil with eye holes and just

0:43:52.040 --> 0:43:54.440
<v Speaker 3>like a big open, frowning mouth hole.

0:43:55.000 --> 0:43:58.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it looks like it. We're just kind of like

0:43:58.640 --> 0:44:01.880
<v Speaker 1>saggy el Santo. It's kind of the overall feel that

0:44:01.960 --> 0:44:04.840
<v Speaker 1>I get from this, but it's frightening, and the shot

0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:07.520
<v Speaker 1>we get it feels like it's the cat's point of view,

0:44:07.880 --> 0:44:11.080
<v Speaker 1>like this is a terrifying image this would bring. It

0:44:11.120 --> 0:44:13.359
<v Speaker 1>makes sense that this brings the monster out of the cat.

0:44:13.719 --> 0:44:16.279
<v Speaker 3>Right, So the hazmat guys corner the cat. One of

0:44:16.280 --> 0:44:18.200
<v Speaker 3>them shoots it with a dart gun, and then the

0:44:18.239 --> 0:44:21.759
<v Speaker 3>cat seems at first effectively sedated. It falls down and

0:44:21.920 --> 0:44:24.360
<v Speaker 3>it's like it's going to sleep. But then as the

0:44:24.400 --> 0:44:29.000
<v Speaker 3>handlers approach with a carrying case, the unconscious cat's mouth

0:44:29.280 --> 0:44:35.200
<v Speaker 3>opens and a weird, smaller, much moister cat like puppet

0:44:35.640 --> 0:44:39.000
<v Speaker 3>emerges from the bigger cat's mouth. And then you see

0:44:39.040 --> 0:44:41.800
<v Speaker 3>blood splatter on the walls, splatter across all of the

0:44:42.120 --> 0:44:45.719
<v Speaker 3>safety signs mounted on the cinder blocks. You hear screams,

0:44:45.920 --> 0:44:47.680
<v Speaker 3>and this is our first cat attack.

0:44:48.320 --> 0:44:51.160
<v Speaker 1>Yep, yeah again. Kind of looks like a newborn cat,

0:44:51.400 --> 0:44:53.520
<v Speaker 1>kind of like a hairball, kind of like a lion.

0:44:54.120 --> 0:45:00.879
<v Speaker 1>Definitely a gromlin. It's a delightfully hideous looking puppet here.

0:45:01.280 --> 0:45:03.680
<v Speaker 1>And you know, maybe the hairball thing, maybe that's what

0:45:03.680 --> 0:45:05.840
<v Speaker 1>they were working on at this lab. They were trying

0:45:05.840 --> 0:45:10.160
<v Speaker 1>to genetically engineer a hairball free cat, and they created

0:45:10.640 --> 0:45:14.320
<v Speaker 1>a cat that has like a living hairball cat inside.

0:45:13.880 --> 0:45:16.560
<v Speaker 3>It, Right, the hairball becomes its own organism.

0:45:17.040 --> 0:45:19.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I can't help but suspect maybe this was

0:45:20.320 --> 0:45:24.400
<v Speaker 1>subconsciously even a part of the monster's genesis and Grayton

0:45:24.440 --> 0:45:28.520
<v Speaker 1>Clark's imagination. Like cats are always grow always puking up

0:45:28.560 --> 0:45:32.920
<v Speaker 1>gross stuff, and so and so's it's a natural step

0:45:32.960 --> 0:45:35.600
<v Speaker 1>to imagine them puking up some sort of a killer cat.

0:45:36.000 --> 0:45:39.640
<v Speaker 3>So anyway, the cat, once again in fluffy mode, once

0:45:39.680 --> 0:45:43.040
<v Speaker 3>again cute, scampers out into the parking garage, and here

0:45:43.080 --> 0:45:45.280
<v Speaker 3>we see the two doctors pursue it, and the security

0:45:45.320 --> 0:45:48.080
<v Speaker 3>guard also they run out there and they proceed with

0:45:48.120 --> 0:45:51.440
<v Speaker 3>a cat hunt among the cars while the cat scampers

0:45:51.520 --> 0:45:52.480
<v Speaker 3>from place to place.

0:45:52.960 --> 0:45:54.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and there's going to be a lot of the

0:45:54.760 --> 0:45:58.920
<v Speaker 1>cat scampering from place to place in this film. One

0:45:58.960 --> 0:46:00.680
<v Speaker 1>of the things that I instantly love about it because

0:46:00.719 --> 0:46:03.040
<v Speaker 1>here's the thing, Like, if you've ever been around cats,

0:46:03.560 --> 0:46:06.160
<v Speaker 1>you know that they have different sorts of movements and

0:46:06.239 --> 0:46:09.279
<v Speaker 1>walks depending on what their aims are. You know, such

0:46:09.280 --> 0:46:13.240
<v Speaker 1>as the way they'll creep while hunting something. You only

0:46:13.320 --> 0:46:15.720
<v Speaker 1>ever see the cat move one way in this picture,

0:46:15.760 --> 0:46:18.319
<v Speaker 1>Like clearly that's the only way that the trainers can

0:46:18.320 --> 0:46:19.959
<v Speaker 1>get the cat to go from point A to point

0:46:20.000 --> 0:46:20.720
<v Speaker 1>B for the shot.

0:46:22.239 --> 0:46:25.239
<v Speaker 3>I think I think all shots are of the cat

0:46:25.360 --> 0:46:28.680
<v Speaker 3>scampering to an out of view food bowl.

0:46:28.960 --> 0:46:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah.

0:46:30.239 --> 0:46:35.080
<v Speaker 3>There's also a good exchange where the other doctor says doctor,

0:46:35.160 --> 0:46:38.600
<v Speaker 3>oh well, the Graydon Clark doctor's name is doctor Gray.

0:46:38.960 --> 0:46:41.680
<v Speaker 3>He says, doctor Gray, you saw what just happened in

0:46:41.680 --> 0:46:44.880
<v Speaker 3>that stairwell, and doctor Gray is like, shut up about that,

0:46:45.040 --> 0:46:47.280
<v Speaker 3>just shut up about that. We've got to kill that cat.

0:46:47.920 --> 0:46:50.000
<v Speaker 3>So it's like they're trying to keep something secret here.

0:46:50.040 --> 0:46:52.560
<v Speaker 3>I think maybe they're doing some unethical experiments.

0:46:52.600 --> 0:46:55.840
<v Speaker 1>Who knows. Yeah. By the way, Grad and Clark pretty

0:46:55.840 --> 0:46:58.440
<v Speaker 1>good here in this little director's cameo. Oh yeah, he

0:46:58.480 --> 0:47:01.440
<v Speaker 1>did other acting roles, you know, outside of pictures that

0:47:01.480 --> 0:47:04.319
<v Speaker 1>he directed, so it makes sense. But yeah, I kind

0:47:04.320 --> 0:47:04.920
<v Speaker 1>of liked him here.

0:47:05.320 --> 0:47:07.320
<v Speaker 3>We should sometime on the show do a list or

0:47:07.360 --> 0:47:09.919
<v Speaker 3>a ranking of our favor of our directors who make

0:47:10.040 --> 0:47:14.080
<v Speaker 3>the best director cameos. I, for one, really love when

0:47:14.560 --> 0:47:17.360
<v Speaker 3>David Cronenberg goes goes in front of the camera.

0:47:17.760 --> 0:47:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah. Cronenberg has had some really fun ones, including

0:47:21.840 --> 0:47:24.839
<v Speaker 1>Jason X where he is killed by Jason Boy.

0:47:24.840 --> 0:47:28.800
<v Speaker 3>He's very good, but also is like the creepiest character

0:47:28.840 --> 0:47:29.800
<v Speaker 3>ever in Night Breed.

0:47:30.280 --> 0:47:32.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Night Breed. That's when we might come back

0:47:32.920 --> 0:47:36.160
<v Speaker 1>to but but but yeah, occasionally you'll get a you

0:47:36.200 --> 0:47:38.319
<v Speaker 1>know a lot of a lot of directors that have

0:47:38.320 --> 0:47:41.680
<v Speaker 1>fun cameos. We're most recently talking about Scorsese and.

0:47:41.840 --> 0:47:44.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's right in Dreams First Always Dreams.

0:47:44.040 --> 0:47:45.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they have a fun little role there.

0:47:46.080 --> 0:47:48.880
<v Speaker 3>But anyway, so, yeah, the doctors and the security guards

0:47:48.880 --> 0:47:52.640
<v Speaker 3>are running around the Graydon Clark doctor yanks the security

0:47:52.640 --> 0:47:54.719
<v Speaker 3>guard's gun out of its whole story. He's like, give

0:47:54.760 --> 0:47:58.960
<v Speaker 3>me that. He's just taken charge. But these these slobs

0:47:58.960 --> 0:48:01.799
<v Speaker 3>are no match for cat thing. It picks them off

0:48:01.840 --> 0:48:05.160
<v Speaker 3>one at a time, and I was truly laughing out

0:48:05.160 --> 0:48:08.480
<v Speaker 3>loud at just the random meow sounds as they're running

0:48:08.520 --> 0:48:09.920
<v Speaker 3>around in the parking garage.

0:48:10.280 --> 0:48:12.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just to build tension.

0:48:12.719 --> 0:48:15.600
<v Speaker 3>There's one cool shot when when it's attacking one of them,

0:48:15.640 --> 0:48:18.000
<v Speaker 3>where we just see a shadow, a shadow of like

0:48:18.040 --> 0:48:21.760
<v Speaker 3>a cat head opening two wide, the mouth opening too wide,

0:48:21.760 --> 0:48:25.279
<v Speaker 3>and then the wet puppet wriggling out in silhouette. But

0:48:25.320 --> 0:48:28.600
<v Speaker 3>of it kills them all. It kills Gregon Clark as well,

0:48:29.520 --> 0:48:32.200
<v Speaker 3>and eventually the cat gets outside and it runs out

0:48:32.239 --> 0:48:35.000
<v Speaker 3>into the night. All right. So the next thing is

0:48:35.080 --> 0:48:37.520
<v Speaker 3>we're going to meet some of our main characters. This

0:48:37.600 --> 0:48:40.680
<v Speaker 3>time it is Bobby and Suzanne. These are our like

0:48:40.840 --> 0:48:44.680
<v Speaker 3>early twenties spring breakers in Florida looking for where the

0:48:44.680 --> 0:48:46.880
<v Speaker 3>party's at. They're here to have a good time, but

0:48:46.920 --> 0:48:49.040
<v Speaker 3>it seems like the problem is they don't have any

0:48:49.080 --> 0:48:51.799
<v Speaker 3>money and they don't have any hotel reservations. So they're

0:48:51.800 --> 0:48:54.000
<v Speaker 3>in town and they're just flying by the seat of

0:48:54.040 --> 0:48:56.560
<v Speaker 3>their bikinis trying to figure out what to do. So

0:48:56.600 --> 0:48:59.480
<v Speaker 3>they like go into a fancy hotel lobby to hang out,

0:48:59.520 --> 0:49:01.560
<v Speaker 3>and then the main tries to kick them out because

0:49:01.560 --> 0:49:04.520
<v Speaker 3>they're not staying at the hotel. But here in this

0:49:04.600 --> 0:49:08.319
<v Speaker 3>fancy hotel they happened to meet wall Street Walter, the

0:49:08.480 --> 0:49:11.600
<v Speaker 3>rich sleeves bag and I would say, the human antagonist

0:49:11.640 --> 0:49:15.200
<v Speaker 3>of the filmy, who offers to help them out. Why

0:49:15.280 --> 0:49:17.160
<v Speaker 3>don't they just go join him for dinner?

0:49:18.000 --> 0:49:21.320
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, and again they are just dressed in skimpy

0:49:21.360 --> 0:49:24.720
<v Speaker 1>swimwear and shredded air brushed T shirts. At this point

0:49:25.440 --> 0:49:28.040
<v Speaker 1>it's not even clear from the context. No, they do

0:49:28.080 --> 0:49:29.960
<v Speaker 1>have some luggage. They do have some luggage. I would

0:49:29.960 --> 0:49:30.600
<v Speaker 1>have some bags.

0:49:30.680 --> 0:49:33.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but wall Street Walter tells them to leave the

0:49:33.760 --> 0:49:36.400
<v Speaker 3>bags in the lobby while they go go get dinner.

0:49:36.760 --> 0:49:41.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I love that he invites them in to

0:49:41.320 --> 0:49:43.600
<v Speaker 1>just dine with him at this fancy hotel with them

0:49:43.640 --> 0:49:47.200
<v Speaker 1>just wearing their spring break get up and you know,

0:49:47.360 --> 0:49:49.600
<v Speaker 1>walking past all the other swells. It just kind of

0:49:49.640 --> 0:49:51.440
<v Speaker 1>like give him a little side eye over this. So

0:49:51.480 --> 0:49:54.080
<v Speaker 1>it's like he's a pig. Everyone knows he's a pig,

0:49:54.520 --> 0:49:57.080
<v Speaker 1>and he seems really comfortable in that. He's like, yeah,

0:49:57.160 --> 0:50:00.680
<v Speaker 1>I just grabbed a couple of young ladies, just you know, basic,

0:50:00.960 --> 0:50:03.040
<v Speaker 1>off the beach, and I'm going to dine with them here.

0:50:03.400 --> 0:50:06.719
<v Speaker 3>But I also like the kind of mental shortcuts this

0:50:06.800 --> 0:50:10.760
<v Speaker 3>movie is making when it has characters arriving in town

0:50:10.920 --> 0:50:14.920
<v Speaker 3>for spring break and they're wearing bathing suits, like seemingly

0:50:14.960 --> 0:50:17.480
<v Speaker 3>for the travel to get there. It's not like they

0:50:17.520 --> 0:50:20.080
<v Speaker 3>would wear normal clothes to travel and then put on

0:50:20.120 --> 0:50:21.960
<v Speaker 3>the bathing suits when they go down to the beach.

0:50:22.360 --> 0:50:25.239
<v Speaker 1>Well, on the spring break bus just lets you out

0:50:25.239 --> 0:50:26.880
<v Speaker 1>directly onto the beach, So you gotta be good, you

0:50:26.920 --> 0:50:29.560
<v Speaker 1>gotta be ready to go right right when it arrives.

0:50:30.680 --> 0:50:33.560
<v Speaker 3>So let's see the next scene is the part where

0:50:33.600 --> 0:50:36.800
<v Speaker 3>George Kennedy include Gooliger show up in a chauffeured car,

0:50:36.880 --> 0:50:38.759
<v Speaker 3>and then I had to put in a screen shop

0:50:38.800 --> 0:50:40.680
<v Speaker 3>for you to look at here, Rob, what is the

0:50:40.680 --> 0:50:43.919
<v Speaker 3>deal with the guy who opens the car door for

0:50:43.960 --> 0:50:46.000
<v Speaker 3>them at the hotel? I guess this is a footman

0:50:46.160 --> 0:50:49.560
<v Speaker 3>or you know, a hotel worker of some companies, dressed

0:50:49.600 --> 0:50:51.040
<v Speaker 3>like Midwest Dracula.

0:50:51.440 --> 0:50:53.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he's got the big top hat. I don't know.

0:50:54.120 --> 0:50:57.040
<v Speaker 1>It definitely looked goofy, though maybe it's accurate. Maybe this

0:50:57.160 --> 0:51:00.160
<v Speaker 1>is exactly what was going on at fancy hotels in

0:51:00.200 --> 0:51:01.040
<v Speaker 1>Florida at the time.

0:51:01.239 --> 0:51:04.919
<v Speaker 3>Fort Lauderdale Hotel dorman have like they wear a big

0:51:05.000 --> 0:51:10.320
<v Speaker 3>red k in the top hat. Yeah. Anyway, these characters

0:51:10.320 --> 0:51:13.120
<v Speaker 3>here are Mike and Albert. Mike and Albert head into

0:51:13.200 --> 0:51:15.759
<v Speaker 3>the restaurant to meet with wall Street Walter, and they

0:51:15.760 --> 0:51:19.080
<v Speaker 3>are annoyed that he is he is getting distracted from

0:51:19.120 --> 0:51:22.200
<v Speaker 3>their important crime business by trying to creep on these

0:51:22.239 --> 0:51:26.560
<v Speaker 3>two women. So Walter departs with his associates, but he

0:51:26.640 --> 0:51:29.720
<v Speaker 3>invites Bobby and Suzanne to join him on his yacht

0:51:29.760 --> 0:51:32.759
<v Speaker 3>for a party later on. So what's the business on

0:51:32.800 --> 0:51:37.000
<v Speaker 3>the yacht? Well, our crime fraud exception trio here. They

0:51:37.640 --> 0:51:40.480
<v Speaker 3>they have to meet with some other business guy to

0:51:40.560 --> 0:51:44.319
<v Speaker 3>do some shady deals. It's never really specified exactly what

0:51:44.360 --> 0:51:48.480
<v Speaker 3>they're doing, just general, you know, corrupt illegal business stuff.

0:51:48.719 --> 0:51:50.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, some sort of illegal money stuff.

0:51:50.640 --> 0:51:54.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. The guy they meet with, he's more or less like, hey,

0:51:54.719 --> 0:51:57.520
<v Speaker 3>I enjoy doing corrupt, illegal things with you, but now

0:51:57.560 --> 0:52:01.239
<v Speaker 3>I'm worried about the SEC. And they don't like the

0:52:01.520 --> 0:52:03.799
<v Speaker 3>other guys don't like that this guy is worried about

0:52:03.800 --> 0:52:06.400
<v Speaker 3>the SEC. He's like, what if they send me to jail?

0:52:06.600 --> 0:52:09.520
<v Speaker 3>And the other guys are like, uh oh. So they

0:52:09.520 --> 0:52:12.720
<v Speaker 3>get suspicious of Frankie the squealer here, and they decide

0:52:12.719 --> 0:52:14.920
<v Speaker 3>that there's only one way to be sure that he

0:52:15.000 --> 0:52:17.520
<v Speaker 3>never squeals. They've got to shut him up for good.

0:52:17.960 --> 0:52:21.520
<v Speaker 3>And so Albert klue Googlger here, he holds the squeally

0:52:21.560 --> 0:52:23.920
<v Speaker 3>guy down and drowns him in the hot tub on

0:52:23.960 --> 0:52:25.040
<v Speaker 3>the yacht. Yeah.

0:52:25.320 --> 0:52:27.000
<v Speaker 1>But I mean, the thing that I was thinking is like,

0:52:27.040 --> 0:52:29.600
<v Speaker 1>they've got to use this hot tub later, like having

0:52:29.640 --> 0:52:32.279
<v Speaker 1>a party. I've never owned a hot tub, but it's

0:52:32.280 --> 0:52:35.440
<v Speaker 1>my understanding that they're a little bit sensitive and you

0:52:35.480 --> 0:52:38.359
<v Speaker 1>can set them off by doing normal things that don't

0:52:38.400 --> 0:52:41.200
<v Speaker 1>involve murdering people in them. So I don't know, maybe

0:52:41.200 --> 0:52:43.080
<v Speaker 1>they have some they have a really good handle on

0:52:43.120 --> 0:52:43.879
<v Speaker 1>the chemicals. Here.

0:52:44.080 --> 0:52:47.840
<v Speaker 3>Also, after out he makes Albert murder this guy wall Street,

0:52:47.840 --> 0:52:50.359
<v Speaker 3>Walter is like, Albert, the party is in half an hour,

0:52:50.400 --> 0:52:53.200
<v Speaker 3>So after you've cleaned up this mess here, get everything ready,

0:52:53.239 --> 0:52:56.480
<v Speaker 3>will you. It's like, wow, I really hope Albert washes

0:52:56.520 --> 0:52:59.040
<v Speaker 3>his hands before he puts out the crew today. Yeah,

0:52:59.280 --> 0:52:59.640
<v Speaker 3>this is.

0:52:59.600 --> 0:53:03.160
<v Speaker 1>Why you really need a larger criminal organization so that

0:53:03.200 --> 0:53:06.439
<v Speaker 1>you don't have goons that are having to to do

0:53:06.440 --> 0:53:09.680
<v Speaker 1>double duty both cleaning up your murders and also putting

0:53:09.719 --> 0:53:10.240
<v Speaker 1>out your food.

0:53:10.760 --> 0:53:13.160
<v Speaker 3>I was only hired to kill Frankie the squealer. I

0:53:13.400 --> 0:53:15.440
<v Speaker 3>it was not in the job description to put out

0:53:15.440 --> 0:53:18.960
<v Speaker 3>party trays. Oh somewhere in here, there's also a random

0:53:19.000 --> 0:53:20.919
<v Speaker 3>scene just where we got a check in with the cat.

0:53:21.080 --> 0:53:25.000
<v Speaker 3>See what the Cat's up to? So a guy robs

0:53:25.200 --> 0:53:28.400
<v Speaker 3>a gas station attendant who the gas station attendant was

0:53:28.440 --> 0:53:30.919
<v Speaker 3>being nice to the cat thing. It was the guy

0:53:31.080 --> 0:53:33.200
<v Speaker 3>was putting out a saucer of milk for cat thing.

0:53:33.600 --> 0:53:36.560
<v Speaker 3>Cat thing was lapping it up. And while he's doing that,

0:53:36.600 --> 0:53:39.080
<v Speaker 3>some dude runs up and like beats him up and

0:53:39.239 --> 0:53:42.040
<v Speaker 3>steals from the gas station register and drives away in

0:53:42.080 --> 0:53:45.520
<v Speaker 3>a pickup truck, and cat Thing jumps into the truck

0:53:45.640 --> 0:53:48.640
<v Speaker 3>after the thief. It's like the vengeful poll of justice.

0:53:49.080 --> 0:53:52.279
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, yeah. At this point, really we have no

0:53:52.400 --> 0:53:55.960
<v Speaker 1>reason to be against cat Thing. He seems to be

0:53:56.000 --> 0:53:57.640
<v Speaker 1>following his own moral compass.

0:53:57.800 --> 0:53:59.840
<v Speaker 3>So while the thieves are driving away, he's got in

0:53:59.840 --> 0:54:02.080
<v Speaker 3>a pompless too. The thieves are driving away, the cat

0:54:02.120 --> 0:54:05.520
<v Speaker 3>Thing pukes up itself and then attacks the driver through

0:54:05.520 --> 0:54:09.400
<v Speaker 3>the back windscreen, causing the truck to crash. And this

0:54:09.520 --> 0:54:11.400
<v Speaker 3>was a laugh out loud scene for me because of

0:54:11.440 --> 0:54:14.040
<v Speaker 3>the sound effects in the truck scene. They had one

0:54:14.800 --> 0:54:19.120
<v Speaker 3>glass breaking sound effect, you know, like a crash tinkle tinkle,

0:54:19.400 --> 0:54:22.640
<v Speaker 3>which they just played on a loop multiple times as

0:54:22.680 --> 0:54:25.439
<v Speaker 3>the cars the truck is rolling down a hill.

0:54:25.680 --> 0:54:29.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because otherwise it's very impressive looking wreck. Yeah yeah,

0:54:29.440 --> 0:54:30.160
<v Speaker 1>roll this truck.

0:54:39.400 --> 0:54:42.040
<v Speaker 3>So now we're going to have our spring breakers combined.

0:54:42.040 --> 0:54:43.719
<v Speaker 3>We're getting to a scene that has some of the

0:54:43.760 --> 0:54:47.400
<v Speaker 3>funniest dialogue developments I think in the movie. So there's

0:54:47.480 --> 0:54:50.279
<v Speaker 3>like a scene at a restaurant patio overlooking a bunch

0:54:50.280 --> 0:54:52.920
<v Speaker 3>of docks with boats tied up. Where we're going to

0:54:52.920 --> 0:54:56.520
<v Speaker 3>meet our boy spring Breakers. These are Lance and Corey

0:54:56.560 --> 0:54:58.839
<v Speaker 3>and they're hanging out together at a table. Cory is,

0:54:58.920 --> 0:55:03.200
<v Speaker 3>of course reading the Street Journal, and Corey says, Fort

0:55:03.280 --> 0:55:07.120
<v Speaker 3>Lauderdale at spring Break, no place like it? Agree, and

0:55:07.200 --> 0:55:11.640
<v Speaker 3>Lance says, no contest, haha, and they high five. They

0:55:11.719 --> 0:55:13.960
<v Speaker 3>high five for that, and then Lance says, you know,

0:55:14.040 --> 0:55:16.280
<v Speaker 3>let's go down to the beach and check out the action.

0:55:16.440 --> 0:55:20.000
<v Speaker 3>But Corey says, my friend, the beach is for riff raff.

0:55:20.320 --> 0:55:22.279
<v Speaker 3>You want to find a classy chick, you go to

0:55:22.320 --> 0:55:25.640
<v Speaker 3>the marina. That's where the money is. Come on, everybody

0:55:25.680 --> 0:55:29.920
<v Speaker 3>knows that. And meanwhile Bobby and Suzanne are wandering up.

0:55:29.960 --> 0:55:32.480
<v Speaker 3>I guess they already went to the yacht party the

0:55:32.560 --> 0:55:34.239
<v Speaker 3>night before, but we never see that.

0:55:34.680 --> 0:55:38.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, scene missing on the party. We'll see the aftermath

0:55:38.560 --> 0:55:40.560
<v Speaker 1>of the party later. But it was a big bass.

0:55:40.800 --> 0:55:43.239
<v Speaker 1>It seems like it just consisted of them going out

0:55:43.560 --> 0:55:47.920
<v Speaker 1>drinking and dancing while I guess Walter and maybe his

0:55:48.080 --> 0:55:49.319
<v Speaker 1>men like watch.

0:55:49.040 --> 0:55:50.880
<v Speaker 3>On unclear, yeah, unclear.

0:55:50.960 --> 0:55:51.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:55:51.600 --> 0:55:53.480
<v Speaker 3>So the ladies walk up to the boy's table and

0:55:53.520 --> 0:55:55.320
<v Speaker 3>they ask if they can sit down and the spring

0:55:55.320 --> 0:55:58.880
<v Speaker 3>Breaker boys are thrilled, but then uh oh, here comes

0:55:58.920 --> 0:56:01.759
<v Speaker 3>the drag. Their friend Martin comes to join the four

0:56:01.800 --> 0:56:05.960
<v Speaker 3>of them, and Martin is the biology major. He's like, hey, guys, yeah,

0:56:05.960 --> 0:56:08.560
<v Speaker 3>I can't find any place to stay. The whole town's booked.

0:56:08.960 --> 0:56:12.080
<v Speaker 3>And Corey's like, not now Hedgeworth. I guess that's Martin's

0:56:12.120 --> 0:56:15.880
<v Speaker 3>last name, not now Hedgeworth. We're busy. So his friends

0:56:15.880 --> 0:56:18.360
<v Speaker 3>here think this guy is a real loser. But why'd

0:56:18.360 --> 0:56:19.000
<v Speaker 3>they go with him?

0:56:19.160 --> 0:56:21.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this isn't one of those classic why are these

0:56:21.239 --> 0:56:22.440
<v Speaker 1>people friends moments?

0:56:23.320 --> 0:56:28.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, exactly, the jock, the Wall Street journal guy,

0:56:28.520 --> 0:56:31.759
<v Speaker 3>and the biology major who only two of them seem

0:56:31.840 --> 0:56:35.360
<v Speaker 3>to like each other. Yeah, but anyway, after this, okay,

0:56:35.480 --> 0:56:39.240
<v Speaker 3>so literally I've told you everything that has transpired between

0:56:39.280 --> 0:56:41.400
<v Speaker 3>these people, so I didn't leave anything out yet. So

0:56:41.480 --> 0:56:45.319
<v Speaker 3>the girls they sat down. The boys are like, hey,

0:56:45.440 --> 0:56:47.080
<v Speaker 3>this other guy is sitting with us. They have not

0:56:47.360 --> 0:56:51.360
<v Speaker 3>introduced themselves to each other, they've not traded names or

0:56:51.400 --> 0:56:54.719
<v Speaker 3>anything yet. Just the ladies arrive at the table, they

0:56:54.719 --> 0:56:56.920
<v Speaker 3>ask if they can sit down. They sit down, and

0:56:56.960 --> 0:56:59.800
<v Speaker 3>then Bobby says, last night we met this guy, Walter.

0:57:00.480 --> 0:57:04.200
<v Speaker 3>He's got this great yacht, and then Corey says, wait,

0:57:04.239 --> 0:57:07.680
<v Speaker 3>are you talking about Wall Street Walter. I mean, this

0:57:07.760 --> 0:57:11.439
<v Speaker 3>guy is the best arbitrageur in the world. I mean

0:57:11.600 --> 0:57:15.359
<v Speaker 3>he's made million He's made more millions than anybody. And

0:57:15.360 --> 0:57:18.080
<v Speaker 3>then Suzanne says, must be the same guy. You should

0:57:18.080 --> 0:57:21.520
<v Speaker 3>see his boat. Bobby says, well, anyway, we're supposed to

0:57:21.600 --> 0:57:24.400
<v Speaker 3>set sail this morning on a cruise for the Caribbean,

0:57:24.800 --> 0:57:27.600
<v Speaker 3>be gone a couple of days, maybe more. Why don't

0:57:27.600 --> 0:57:31.439
<v Speaker 3>you guys come with us. They have not traded names yet,

0:57:31.760 --> 0:57:34.680
<v Speaker 3>they said. They just sat down at the table.

0:57:34.600 --> 0:57:36.720
<v Speaker 1>And they're just like, hey, we're going out to sea

0:57:36.880 --> 0:57:39.000
<v Speaker 1>with this guy, who you know up clearly doesn't have

0:57:39.000 --> 0:57:42.840
<v Speaker 1>any ulterior motives, so come along with us. He'll surely

0:57:43.160 --> 0:57:46.880
<v Speaker 1>totally accept just three additional random dudes coming as well.

0:57:47.040 --> 0:57:50.560
<v Speaker 3>Well. Suzanne introduces a logic here though, So clearly Bobby

0:57:50.560 --> 0:57:53.080
<v Speaker 3>and Suzanne are interested in this guy because he's rich,

0:57:53.120 --> 0:57:55.320
<v Speaker 3>he's got a yacht, he can take them on a vacation.

0:57:55.920 --> 0:57:58.520
<v Speaker 3>But they're also not sure about him, so they are

0:57:58.600 --> 0:58:01.840
<v Speaker 3>recruiting some help here from these guys. Susan says, you

0:58:01.880 --> 0:58:04.360
<v Speaker 3>can help us handle this guy if he gets out

0:58:04.360 --> 0:58:07.080
<v Speaker 3>of hand. But then I was like, but why would

0:58:07.080 --> 0:58:09.320
<v Speaker 3>they have any more reason to trust these guys than

0:58:09.360 --> 0:58:12.600
<v Speaker 3>Wall Street? They just met it, They just met them. Yeah,

0:58:12.600 --> 0:58:17.000
<v Speaker 3>but Bobby says, besides, I hear the Caribbean's perfect this

0:58:17.080 --> 0:58:20.000
<v Speaker 3>time of year for swimming in the raw, and she's

0:58:20.080 --> 0:58:23.200
<v Speaker 3>grabbing Lance's leg though she does not know his name

0:58:23.240 --> 0:58:23.680
<v Speaker 3>is Lance.

0:58:23.720 --> 0:58:26.560
<v Speaker 1>I guess is that what they call it swimming in

0:58:26.600 --> 0:58:26.960
<v Speaker 1>the raw?

0:58:27.080 --> 0:58:30.560
<v Speaker 3>I think that means skinny dipping. Yeah, so obviously Bobby

0:58:30.680 --> 0:58:33.200
<v Speaker 3>is interested in swimming in the raw with Lance, and

0:58:33.240 --> 0:58:38.680
<v Speaker 3>he's like, oh yo, and Corey dreamily. You know, he's

0:58:38.720 --> 0:58:40.840
<v Speaker 3>got Wall Street journals in his eyes, and he goes,

0:58:40.920 --> 0:58:45.680
<v Speaker 3>I am really going to meet Walter Graham. So our

0:58:45.720 --> 0:58:48.760
<v Speaker 3>spring Breakers make their way out to the yacht. On

0:58:48.800 --> 0:58:52.160
<v Speaker 3>the way, they hear some meowing coming from inside this

0:58:52.200 --> 0:58:55.400
<v Speaker 3>big storage bin on the docks. They go over and

0:58:55.480 --> 0:58:58.240
<v Speaker 3>open it up and there's the cat. Yeah, yeahs in

0:58:58.280 --> 0:58:58.880
<v Speaker 3>this box.

0:58:59.320 --> 0:59:03.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. We didn't get every leg of cat thing's incredible journey,

0:59:02.880 --> 0:59:06.800
<v Speaker 1>but it managed to wind up here just as this

0:59:06.880 --> 0:59:08.280
<v Speaker 1>crew is about to board the yacht.

0:59:08.440 --> 0:59:10.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh wait, but there is a thing I forgot to

0:59:10.120 --> 0:59:14.000
<v Speaker 3>mention from earlier when the cat was watching Wall Street

0:59:14.000 --> 0:59:17.280
<v Speaker 3>Walter's limo pull away from the hotel almost like it

0:59:17.320 --> 0:59:20.080
<v Speaker 3>was scoping him out. Hmmm you remember that?

0:59:20.360 --> 0:59:21.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, why though?

0:59:22.280 --> 0:59:25.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's well, so we've established that the cat Thing

0:59:26.040 --> 0:59:31.160
<v Speaker 3>not always, but usually attacks people who are sinful, and

0:59:31.240 --> 0:59:35.240
<v Speaker 3>so because Wall Street Walter is a particularly awful and

0:59:35.320 --> 0:59:38.920
<v Speaker 3>odious human being, maybe it's like drawn to him like

0:59:38.960 --> 0:59:41.520
<v Speaker 3>a magnet. So that's why it's watching his car and

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<v Speaker 3>also how it ends up on the dock beside his

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<v Speaker 3>yacht hmmm yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Or maybe he knows even more, Maybe he knows that

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<v Speaker 1>Wall Street Walter is a majority stakeholder in the pharmaceutical

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<v Speaker 1>corporation that created cat Thing for once to destroy him.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good theory.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm basing it absolutely nothing, but that's what I'm pulling

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<v Speaker 1>out here.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, wait a minute, this is a time for a

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<v Speaker 3>good sidebar. Actually, what do you think is the intelligence

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<v Speaker 3>level or sentience of the cat Thing? There are many

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<v Speaker 3>things it does throughout the movie that almost feel strategic,

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<v Speaker 3>but the way they're filmed it never makes it really clear.

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<v Speaker 3>Like at one point, the cat Thing sabotages the boat engine,

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<v Speaker 3>but it makes it look like that could be an accident,

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<v Speaker 3>Like the boat just kind of it shakes because somebody

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<v Speaker 3>shakes the wheel, and then it kind of raw like

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<v Speaker 3>jumps out of the cat's mouth and scratches a wire,

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<v Speaker 3>and then the engine is sabotaged, and there's other stuff

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<v Speaker 3>like that, but it's never quite clear.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my answer, which is also going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>little vague, is that it clearly has Grimlin level intelligence,

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<v Speaker 1>so it can do things that are smart and clever,

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<v Speaker 1>but it will also do things that are sneaky, even

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<v Speaker 1>if they're stupid. It's just it's just straight up Grimlin

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<v Speaker 1>level intelligence, like standard Grimlin, not brainy Grimlin from Grimlin's too,

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<v Speaker 1>but just like standard Grimlin intelligence.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe this actually comes back to they all share one

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<v Speaker 3>brain cell between them, and then the cat thing is

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<v Speaker 3>in possession of the of the universal orange tabby brain cell.

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<v Speaker 3>Then it quickly becomes syentient and it can strategize like this,

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<v Speaker 3>but then it again disappears.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go again. The memes tell us this, so

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<v Speaker 1>it must be true.

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<v Speaker 3>So our spring breakers they pull the cat out of

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<v Speaker 3>the box. Martin removes a collar from its neck that

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<v Speaker 3>says genetic laboratory, and he reasons from this that it

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<v Speaker 3>may have come from a genetic laboratory. Then Suzanne falls

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<v Speaker 3>in love with the kitty cat. She's hugging it, and

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<v Speaker 3>she insists they've got to bring it with them on

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<v Speaker 3>the boat. But like, what if this is somebody's cat.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, I mean, I guess the collar makes

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<v Speaker 3>it look like it's a lab animal, but still, so, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they just bring it on the boat. Oh, and there's

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<v Speaker 3>a funny thing here where at first Lance the jock

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<v Speaker 3>is really worried about getting c set seasick, and then

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<v Speaker 3>about four seconds after he steps onto a boat, he

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<v Speaker 3>vomits a bunch of mellow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yellow Yeah, almost immediate barf gag.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's translucent yellow liquid. So oh, next thing is

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<v Speaker 3>we meet are the main last character we haven't met yet,

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<v Speaker 3>Captain Rachel. We're on the yacht and there's a scene

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<v Speaker 3>where Captain Rachel is arguing with wall Street Walter. Walter

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<v Speaker 3>wants them to leave immediately. There's kind of a sense

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<v Speaker 3>that the law could be closing in on him soon,

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<v Speaker 3>but she doesn't know that, and she protests. She's like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>we don't have any crew right now. I'm the only

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<v Speaker 3>one here. And the reason they don't have any crew

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<v Speaker 3>is that Walter harshly insulted and mistreated the previous crew,

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<v Speaker 3>so they all quit and then Walter is like, come on,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, come on, I yeah, just you can do it.

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<v Speaker 1>And so this is why he is cool with these

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<v Speaker 1>guys coming on board, because they're going to serve as

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<v Speaker 1>the crew as they make their escape fleeing the SEC

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<v Speaker 1>on their way to the they went down on their

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<v Speaker 1>way to the Cayman Islands.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. So Rachel is sort of stuck here in

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<v Speaker 3>the in the boat captaining situation, because do tell me

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<v Speaker 3>if I'm getting some details wrong here. I think the

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<v Speaker 3>way they explain it is it used to be her

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<v Speaker 3>father's boat, but her father got in debt or something

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<v Speaker 3>and lost the boat and then he died and she

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<v Speaker 3>is now working as captain of this boat until she

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<v Speaker 3>can buy the boat back from wall Street. Walter Is

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<v Speaker 3>that basically how I understood it. Yeah, and he like

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<v Speaker 3>wall Street, Walter insults her. She clearly hates Walter, but

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<v Speaker 3>she's kind of being a team player for now so

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<v Speaker 3>that she can achieve her own boat related goals.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so our spring breakers arrive, Walter is like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't tell you could bring a bunch of random

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<v Speaker 3>boyfriends you just met at the marina. So he's trying

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<v Speaker 3>to send the boys back to shore. But while they're

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<v Speaker 3>in the middle of this, klue Gooliger arrives with news

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<v Speaker 3>that the SEC is looking for Walter. They want to

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<v Speaker 3>search his boat. So this light's a fire under Walter

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<v Speaker 3>and it's like, we got to go now, and Bobby

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<v Speaker 3>convinces Walter that, yeah, like you mentioned, they can let

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<v Speaker 3>their new boyfriends stay on board so they can serve

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<v Speaker 3>as the boat's crew. Genius.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a fun plot hook, you know. I could

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<v Speaker 1>see this working in a Dungeons and Dragons campaign easily.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's anchors away, and of course the cat is

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<v Speaker 3>coming along. Walter also does not want to take the

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<v Speaker 3>cat with him, but Suzanne is like, but he's so cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they're like, it's good luck to have a

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<v Speaker 1>cat on board, which that's right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So this is basically the end of the first act.

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<v Speaker 3>The pieces are all in place, and for the rest

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<v Speaker 3>of the movie, the cat will begin to gradually pick

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<v Speaker 3>off the characters on the boat while the humans try

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<v Speaker 3>to figure out what's going on and react. So maybe

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<v Speaker 3>we'll now go a little bit less chronological and just

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<v Speaker 3>pick some scenes to focus on. The first night there

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<v Speaker 3>on the boat is kind of party night, where everybody's

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<v Speaker 3>drinking and dancing, and there's a scene where everybody's gathered

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<v Speaker 3>around while wall Street Walter regales the group with wonderful

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<v Speaker 3>stories about times that he was great at doing deals

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<v Speaker 3>and about times that he really showed somebody else whose boss.

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<v Speaker 3>He's eating a banana throughout this, by the way, and

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<v Speaker 3>Corey just adores him. He's like, wow, wall Street Walter

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<v Speaker 3>tell us another Meanwhile, off to the side, Rachel and Martin,

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<v Speaker 3>the two basically good characters, are playing backgammon, and they're

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<v Speaker 3>quietly getting to know each other, and you know, they're

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<v Speaker 3>talking about their backstories, and Suzanne is cuddling the cat, which,

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<v Speaker 3>by the way, we have already seen vomit itself and

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<v Speaker 3>sabotaged the engine earlier than this. That happened at some point,

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<v Speaker 3>and wall Street Walter drunkenly comes over to insult both

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<v Speaker 3>Rachel and Martin, and you know, Rachel just kind of

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<v Speaker 3>tells him off. But there's also a dancing scene here

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<v Speaker 3>that reminds me almost to Friday the Thirteenth, Part four,

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<v Speaker 3>with Crispin Glover dancing. The dancing itself is nowhere near

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<v Speaker 3>as weird as Crispin Glover's dance, but the framing and

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<v Speaker 3>the feel of the scene is quite similar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, this is completely unbelievable, Like what is dancing?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>What do people do when they hang out? Let's try

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<v Speaker 1>and create it here for the camera.

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<v Speaker 3>So let's talk about the death of Albert, the clue

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<v Speaker 3>Goolager character. So Albert is supposed to be steering the boat.

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<v Speaker 3>Rachel gives him instructions and leaves him there. But Albert, well,

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<v Speaker 3>he's steering the boat. I think he gets bored, and

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<v Speaker 3>so he gets a bottle of wine out of a

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<v Speaker 3>cabinet and he's supposed to be driving, but he's getting drunk.

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<v Speaker 3>He's talking to himself a lot. He's like, oh, Albert,

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<v Speaker 3>you're the captain now. Huh, you're the captain now. And

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<v Speaker 3>he's also singing the Battle Hymn of the Republic. But

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<v Speaker 3>why why that? Maybe because it was public domain they

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<v Speaker 3>can't think of anything else. Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I got the sense that the old clue here is

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<v Speaker 1>just hamming it up as much as possible before his

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<v Speaker 1>inevitable death.

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<v Speaker 3>Scene just having a belt of wine and singing Twinkle Twinkle,

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<v Speaker 3>Little Star. Then Rachel comes in and relieves him after

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<v Speaker 3>realizing that he has steered them far off course, He's like,

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<v Speaker 3>get out of here. So klue Googliger goes out wandering

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<v Speaker 3>around on the ship and he I think he's looking

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<v Speaker 3>for a storage box that has more booze in it.

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<v Speaker 3>He opens one up and the cat's in the box.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, hey, cat, get out of the way, that's

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<v Speaker 3>my wine. It gets the wine out and then he

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<v Speaker 3>uncorks it and has a bunch and spits it on

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<v Speaker 3>the cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, that was a mistake.

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<v Speaker 3>Kitty cat doesn't like that. Kitty cat does not like

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<v Speaker 3>that at all. And then we get the vomit self

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<v Speaker 3>up vomit self up reaction and it attacks klue Gooliger

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<v Speaker 3>and what a weird attack. So it goes for the

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<v Speaker 3>throat and there's blood everywhere. But after the attack, we

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<v Speaker 3>see klue Gooliger's neck like his veins throbbing under his

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<v Speaker 3>skin in this makeup effect, and I was like, WHOA,

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<v Speaker 3>what's happening here? We were about to get some kind

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<v Speaker 3>of transformation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, same, I was like, he is about to mutate

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<v Speaker 1>into some sort of abomination, and now we're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>like zombies on board and a killer cat or is

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<v Speaker 1>he going to turn into some sort of like wear

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<v Speaker 1>cat thing or something. But as we'll find out, this

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<v Speaker 1>is just the cat thing, then I'm doing its work.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a high speed, lethal cat scratch fever that

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<v Speaker 1>drives you mad with pain and then the only solution

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<v Speaker 1>to your pain is to leap into the sea and die.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. So unfortunately klue Googliger does not turn into

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<v Speaker 3>a cat person. Instead, it's just like his veins explode

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<v Speaker 3>and he falls into the water splash.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, in the aftermath of this, Mike and wall Street

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<v Speaker 3>Walter find the blood everywhere, but they cover up Albert's

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<v Speaker 3>death because Walter just wants to get back to the

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<v Speaker 3>party and he's like, oh, we don't have time for this.

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<v Speaker 3>It will sort this out after we're free. And then

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<v Speaker 3>the next day Mike and Walter act all surprised when

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<v Speaker 3>it's discovered that Albert is missing and there's blood everywhere. Also,

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<v Speaker 3>by this point, the ship's engine is fully malfunctioning due

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<v Speaker 3>to the cat things sabotage, and wall Street Walter convinced

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<v Speaker 3>Rachel to keep sailing ahead instead of turning back to

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<v Speaker 3>look for Albert. I was just trying to remember. How

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<v Speaker 3>does he convince her? I think it's just more boat

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<v Speaker 3>related lever boat ownership.

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<v Speaker 1>He's kind of like, like, you get us to the Caymans,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to have so much money, I can just

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<v Speaker 1>basically sign this boat over to you. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if she she knows that this isn't right. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>Albert is missing and they should turn back and look

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<v Speaker 1>for him. But she she she is, you know, seduced

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<v Speaker 1>by money here and by by the boat ownership. So

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<v Speaker 1>Walter is able to sway her to his side, and

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, all right, we'll keep going.

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<v Speaker 3>They also, I just remember this. They also convince her

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<v Speaker 3>by lying and say that saying that Albert couldn't swim,

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<v Speaker 3>so there is zero chance that he's still alive.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So she she factors that into it and still

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<v Speaker 1>sides with money over over going back and looking for him.

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<v Speaker 3>But Martin and Rachel are more inquisitive about what's going

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<v Speaker 3>on here. So Martin takes a sample of the blood

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<v Speaker 3>they find on the deck and he examines it with

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<v Speaker 3>what equipment A sextant, a sextant, you know, for navigation.

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<v Speaker 3>He uses like a lens on the sextant in combination

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<v Speaker 3>with a magnifying glass to look at the blood and

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<v Speaker 3>he's like, my god, this blood is at least five

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<v Speaker 3>hundred times more bloody than any blood I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 3>It could only be a mutation. And she's like what,

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<v Speaker 3>but you're a biology major and he's like, no, I know,

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<v Speaker 3>I've never seen any mutated blood as mutated as this.

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<v Speaker 3>So some weird doings are afoot. So next seeing things

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<v Speaker 3>on board start getting more violent between the people on

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<v Speaker 3>the ship. So there's a scene where wall Street Walter

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<v Speaker 3>is creeping on Bobby while she's doing aerobics, and then

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<v Speaker 3>he gets creepier and creepier until it seems that he

1:11:00.840 --> 1:11:03.960
<v Speaker 3>is about to rape her, but then Lance shows up

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<v Speaker 3>and beats him up, but unfortunately, then Mike shows up

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<v Speaker 3>and shoots Lance in the arm. So now things have

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<v Speaker 3>sort of openly turned hostile between the corporate creeps and

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<v Speaker 3>the spring Breakers, and Mike has all the spring Breakers

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<v Speaker 3>at gunpoint, but there is a cat attack while he's

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<v Speaker 3>like standing there with the gun pointed at them. The

1:11:23.600 --> 1:11:27.320
<v Speaker 3>cat bites Mike on the leg. This is George Kennedy

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<v Speaker 3>bites him on the bites dragline on the leg in

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<v Speaker 3>a way that it looks like it nearly bites his

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<v Speaker 3>leg off at first. Yeah, not quite, but it's like

1:11:35.800 --> 1:11:38.120
<v Speaker 3>digging in there, and they're later talking about it like, wow,

1:11:38.160 --> 1:11:39.479
<v Speaker 3>it bit right through his shoe.

1:11:40.000 --> 1:11:42.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so set Yes, sever's right through the achilles tendon.

1:11:42.920 --> 1:11:46.559
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of screaming. Yeah, he's hitting the floor.

1:11:47.120 --> 1:11:49.920
<v Speaker 1>And now, at first what I was watching is I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't tell if the other characters were supposed to see

1:11:52.720 --> 1:11:54.360
<v Speaker 1>that kat thing did it, because cat thing kind of

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<v Speaker 1>comes out underneath the furniture and attacks, which I have

1:11:58.240 --> 1:12:01.400
<v Speaker 1>to say this is this is very unbrand for.

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<v Speaker 3>A household, reaching out from under furniture.

1:12:03.479 --> 1:12:06.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, reaching out from underneath something and attacking the feet.

1:12:06.840 --> 1:12:09.920
<v Speaker 1>My feet are attacked on a near daily basis by

1:12:09.960 --> 1:12:14.000
<v Speaker 1>my own cat, but never gets me quite this hard.

1:12:14.520 --> 1:12:18.040
<v Speaker 1>There's never splurting blood and screaming. And of course my cat,

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<v Speaker 1>not being a mutant, also doesn't have venom that makes

1:12:22.360 --> 1:12:23.439
<v Speaker 1>my veins explode.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. So what happens here is the bite seems

1:12:26.200 --> 1:12:28.280
<v Speaker 3>a lot worse than a cat bite could normally be

1:12:28.640 --> 1:12:31.080
<v Speaker 3>for some reason. They're I mean, I guess it's just

1:12:31.840 --> 1:12:34.679
<v Speaker 3>duty to treat whoever. But they're trying to help out

1:12:34.720 --> 1:12:37.520
<v Speaker 3>Mike after he was just pointing a gun at them,

1:12:37.720 --> 1:12:41.479
<v Speaker 3>and they're like, what's going on Mike, And he's like, well,

1:12:41.520 --> 1:12:45.200
<v Speaker 3>you know, I've been bitten by a mutated cat. So

1:12:45.320 --> 1:12:48.120
<v Speaker 3>all this venom is coursing through his veins, and his

1:12:48.600 --> 1:12:51.640
<v Speaker 3>veins are sort of popping up under the scan and exploding,

1:12:52.240 --> 1:12:56.120
<v Speaker 3>and Martin is explaining like, wow, the blood was mutating

1:12:56.200 --> 1:12:59.160
<v Speaker 3>like nothing I've ever seen before, and it makes Mike's

1:12:59.479 --> 1:13:02.200
<v Speaker 3>arteries explode and he dies. For a minute, it looks

1:13:02.240 --> 1:13:04.599
<v Speaker 3>like he's gonna go full cane and alien. I think,

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<v Speaker 3>like something pops up out of his gut like a head,

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<v Speaker 3>but then it doesn't. Nothing emerges.

1:13:10.160 --> 1:13:13.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I thought, again, this is gonna be another cat

1:13:13.120 --> 1:13:16.639
<v Speaker 1>thing bursting out of George Kennedy's chest, but it doesn't happen.

1:13:16.800 --> 1:13:19.200
<v Speaker 3>I think that was just another vain explore. Maybe that

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<v Speaker 3>was his heart exploding or something, I guess. So at

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<v Speaker 3>this point, Rachel and Suzanne try to go radio for help,

1:13:27.000 --> 1:13:29.920
<v Speaker 3>but wall Street Walter pulls a quint in Jaws here

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<v Speaker 3>he shoots the communications equipment, and he's like, you won't

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<v Speaker 3>be getting in touch with anybody. But fortunately Rachel and

1:13:36.200 --> 1:13:38.519
<v Speaker 3>Suzanne get the upper hand. They like blast him with

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<v Speaker 3>a fire extinguisher and they get control of the gun

1:13:41.560 --> 1:13:45.639
<v Speaker 3>and subdue Walter. So after this, the spring Breakers take charge.

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<v Speaker 3>Now they are in control of the vessel.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, Walter is captive and they've just got to

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<v Speaker 1>sceer this ship to safety in justice.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, what other scenes should be mentioned? As things things

1:13:56.000 --> 1:13:59.000
<v Speaker 3>go on, the cat will continue to attack various members

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<v Speaker 3>of the going to say the crew people on board

1:14:02.160 --> 1:14:06.600
<v Speaker 3>the ship. Here, there's one weird subplot where the cat

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<v Speaker 3>infects all of the food on the yacht with cat

1:14:11.479 --> 1:14:15.000
<v Speaker 3>with like vein explosion venom. Yeah, and this kind of

1:14:15.000 --> 1:14:17.800
<v Speaker 3>reminded me of the like the scenes in The Thing

1:14:17.960 --> 1:14:20.599
<v Speaker 3>where like the thing is getting to the blood to

1:14:20.640 --> 1:14:22.880
<v Speaker 3>taint all the blood so they can't test for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm yeah yeah. And I think there was a scene

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<v Speaker 1>an Alien where the xenomorph gets into their food. Maybe

1:14:29.040 --> 1:14:32.679
<v Speaker 1>it was a deleted scene, but it's one that I've

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<v Speaker 1>seen mentioned time and time again when when fans are

1:14:36.439 --> 1:14:39.599
<v Speaker 1>debating how quickly a xenomorph grows and what it may

1:14:39.680 --> 1:14:41.400
<v Speaker 1>or may not have to eat to get to that point.

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<v Speaker 3>There's one scene eventually that was an amazing, like laugh

1:14:45.280 --> 1:14:48.559
<v Speaker 3>out loud moment, and it's the it's the Lance make

1:14:48.640 --> 1:14:50.320
<v Speaker 3>out arm scare scene.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, oh god, this is so good. This is a

1:14:53.160 --> 1:14:56.160
<v Speaker 1>scene that, as we describe it here, it may sound

1:14:56.280 --> 1:15:01.360
<v Speaker 1>grotesque and and and I would say bad taste maybe

1:15:01.400 --> 1:15:03.680
<v Speaker 1>with a with a with a touch of cruelty to it,

1:15:04.439 --> 1:15:07.479
<v Speaker 1>but the way, but that's just not the nature of

1:15:07.520 --> 1:15:10.160
<v Speaker 1>this film, Like it ends up just being laugh out loud,

1:15:10.200 --> 1:15:12.360
<v Speaker 1>funny and just so over the top ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 3>So what happened, Like Lance and Bobby are making Lance.

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<v Speaker 1>Was the one who was shot by Mike. So he's,

1:15:19.200 --> 1:15:22.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, he's still recovering. He's he's maybe recovering from

1:15:22.960 --> 1:15:25.799
<v Speaker 1>that that gunshot wound. He's in bed, he's in bad place.

1:15:26.000 --> 1:15:28.599
<v Speaker 3>They're kissing and he's like, I can't feel anything in my.

1:15:28.640 --> 1:15:31.559
<v Speaker 1>Arms, Like my arm's really numb. And so she moves

1:15:31.600 --> 1:15:34.720
<v Speaker 1>a towel off of the hand of that arm, and

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<v Speaker 1>then we see that cat thing is just munching on

1:15:37.280 --> 1:15:40.240
<v Speaker 1>his fingers, that's like munched all his fingers off, and

1:15:40.280 --> 1:15:45.080
<v Speaker 1>there's just blood everywhere and of course, Lance screams, and

1:15:45.080 --> 1:15:47.200
<v Speaker 1>and from there, I mean again, this is a very

1:15:47.240 --> 1:15:51.960
<v Speaker 1>fast acting mutant cat thing venom. Lance very quickly like

1:15:52.040 --> 1:15:55.040
<v Speaker 1>loses his mind and is convinced that his only hope

1:15:55.080 --> 1:15:57.040
<v Speaker 1>is to jump off the ship to his death.

1:15:57.360 --> 1:15:58.760
<v Speaker 3>And I think Bobby goes with him.

1:15:58.880 --> 1:16:01.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Bobby's like no, and then goes with him. And

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<v Speaker 1>then she's dead too, So.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the end of them. There.

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<v Speaker 1>Should note that, you know, the girls were nice to

1:16:06.920 --> 1:16:10.920
<v Speaker 1>cat thing, and so far cat Thing has not directly

1:16:11.400 --> 1:16:13.040
<v Speaker 1>attacked either of the girls.

1:16:13.120 --> 1:16:15.519
<v Speaker 3>That's right. It has only bitten the boys. Yeah, the

1:16:15.560 --> 1:16:18.200
<v Speaker 3>corporate creeps and the boys. Yeah. Though I will say

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<v Speaker 3>to comment on whether the cat punishes immorality or not,

1:16:22.320 --> 1:16:24.320
<v Speaker 3>Lance has been a little bit mean to the cat.

1:16:24.360 --> 1:16:27.000
<v Speaker 3>But Lance actually hasn't been that bad in terms of

1:16:27.080 --> 1:16:31.439
<v Speaker 3>human behavior. You can imagine a Jock in the spring

1:16:31.479 --> 1:16:34.519
<v Speaker 3>Break movie being a much more terrible and obnoxious character.

1:16:34.600 --> 1:16:37.080
<v Speaker 3>He's just a little bit annoying to the other humans.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point. Now,

1:16:39.360 --> 1:16:40.880
<v Speaker 1>in the in the midst of all of this, what

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<v Speaker 1>we also have Corey, the preppy character he like is

1:16:45.080 --> 1:16:47.360
<v Speaker 1>he's running a side deal with Walter there's like a

1:16:47.400 --> 1:16:51.280
<v Speaker 1>scene where Walter the prisoner now kind of seduces Corey

1:16:51.320 --> 1:16:53.679
<v Speaker 1>back over to his side, let me show you something

1:16:53.760 --> 1:16:56.160
<v Speaker 1>like that, but I don't remember the details of their deal.

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<v Speaker 3>He invites Corey into Corey's in there like, wow, you know,

1:16:59.560 --> 1:17:02.160
<v Speaker 3>I thought you were great Wall Street Walter, but it

1:17:02.240 --> 1:17:05.559
<v Speaker 3>turns out you're You're a real joke. I like you

1:17:05.640 --> 1:17:08.200
<v Speaker 3>at all. And while Street Walter is like, let me

1:17:08.280 --> 1:17:10.519
<v Speaker 3>change your mind. Come look at my wall safe. I've

1:17:10.520 --> 1:17:15.120
<v Speaker 3>got money, and Corey's like, oh, money, but I don't.

1:17:15.160 --> 1:17:18.479
<v Speaker 3>I don't think now I've forgotten this detail. Is Corey

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<v Speaker 3>going to go for the deal? I don't think so.

1:17:21.320 --> 1:17:23.559
<v Speaker 1>But doesn't Corey then agree to a plan where they're

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<v Speaker 1>going to put out poison for the cat.

1:17:25.680 --> 1:17:27.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're going to try to kill the cat. Yeah,

1:17:28.000 --> 1:17:31.080
<v Speaker 3>but that's in his interest too, that's in everybody's interest

1:17:31.160 --> 1:17:33.559
<v Speaker 3>in the boat. I mean, so he's going to put

1:17:33.600 --> 1:17:37.320
<v Speaker 3>out poisoned food around the boat so that the cat

1:17:37.360 --> 1:17:41.040
<v Speaker 3>will eat it and die. That's his plan, though he

1:17:41.640 --> 1:17:44.519
<v Speaker 3>actually Lance is not killed by the cat. Lance is

1:17:44.600 --> 1:17:49.000
<v Speaker 3>killed by his own clumsiness because he's like carrying a

1:17:49.040 --> 1:17:51.360
<v Speaker 3>gun around and he's in the engine room and he

1:17:51.400 --> 1:17:53.800
<v Speaker 3>shoots something that blasts a bunch of steam on it.

1:17:53.880 --> 1:17:56.559
<v Speaker 1>He's trying to shoot the cat. Yeah, it's a steam

1:17:56.640 --> 1:18:00.000
<v Speaker 1>pipe and the steam just blasts them. By the way,

1:18:00.080 --> 1:18:02.160
<v Speaker 1>from the effects, it's clear that this is like like

1:18:02.240 --> 1:18:05.280
<v Speaker 1>fire extinguisher or something and not steam. But then but

1:18:05.360 --> 1:18:09.960
<v Speaker 1>then we cut to this like horrific makeup effect on

1:18:10.200 --> 1:18:13.000
<v Speaker 1>Corey where he's just been completely scalded to death, and

1:18:13.040 --> 1:18:16.719
<v Speaker 1>it's pretty horrific. After seeing all these all these shots

1:18:16.720 --> 1:18:19.439
<v Speaker 1>of the cat thing puppet emerging from the fake cat head,

1:18:20.000 --> 1:18:22.120
<v Speaker 1>this one was kind of a little alarming to see.

1:18:22.280 --> 1:18:24.400
<v Speaker 1>You know, some I don't know how believable they are

1:18:24.439 --> 1:18:28.800
<v Speaker 1>from a, you know, an anatomical level, but horror movie wise,

1:18:28.840 --> 1:18:29.719
<v Speaker 1>it was very effective.

1:18:29.840 --> 1:18:32.840
<v Speaker 3>So eventually the only passengers left alive on the yacht

1:18:32.880 --> 1:18:36.760
<v Speaker 3>are Rachel, the captain, Martin the biologist, and wall Street.

1:18:36.800 --> 1:18:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Walter's right, Oh, we forgot about Suzanne. Suzanne, still on board,

1:18:42.479 --> 1:18:46.120
<v Speaker 1>eats poisoned cat food and then her veins explode.

1:18:46.320 --> 1:18:50.680
<v Speaker 3>She thinks that the cat food is not poisoned. She

1:18:50.840 --> 1:18:53.080
<v Speaker 3>like breaks into the pantry and eats a piece of

1:18:53.120 --> 1:18:55.800
<v Speaker 3>bread and she's like, they were lying to me. It's

1:18:55.840 --> 1:19:00.000
<v Speaker 3>not poisoned. It's fine, but then uh, yeah, her veins.

1:19:00.080 --> 1:19:02.719
<v Speaker 1>Load, but again not directly killed by the cat.

1:19:02.880 --> 1:19:04.879
<v Speaker 3>The cat is watching her when it happens.

1:19:05.560 --> 1:19:06.439
<v Speaker 1>They do like to watch.

1:19:06.680 --> 1:19:11.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so there is then there's a storm. There's a storm,

1:19:11.200 --> 1:19:13.320
<v Speaker 3>and the boat basically starts sinking. There was another part

1:19:13.320 --> 1:19:17.280
<v Speaker 3>where it's hard to explain why this was so funny,

1:19:17.760 --> 1:19:20.879
<v Speaker 3>but Rachel is like, there, you know, the hull is damaged.

1:19:20.920 --> 1:19:23.040
<v Speaker 3>We're taking on water, and then it just cuts to

1:19:23.200 --> 1:19:27.639
<v Speaker 3>a wall with like a clean, sort of softball sized

1:19:27.800 --> 1:19:30.439
<v Speaker 3>round hole in the wood and there's like clearly a

1:19:30.479 --> 1:19:32.920
<v Speaker 3>hose on the other side of it, just gushing through.

1:19:33.640 --> 1:19:35.680
<v Speaker 1>Like, how did did the cat do this? How did

1:19:35.680 --> 1:19:36.120
<v Speaker 1>this happen?

1:19:36.240 --> 1:19:39.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, but it's really funny. And so the

1:19:39.680 --> 1:19:43.439
<v Speaker 3>boat's sinking and Rachel and Martin they get away to

1:19:43.520 --> 1:19:46.320
<v Speaker 3>a lifeboat. I guess they're trying. Walter is gonna come

1:19:46.360 --> 1:19:49.360
<v Speaker 3>with them, but he tries to save his money. He's like, no,

1:19:49.400 --> 1:19:51.080
<v Speaker 3>I got to get all my briefcases of.

1:19:51.040 --> 1:19:52.880
<v Speaker 1>Cash, silver briefcases.

1:19:53.439 --> 1:19:57.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, loading up these silver briefcases full of wads of cash,

1:19:57.360 --> 1:19:59.799
<v Speaker 3>and he's like, gotta go back for another briefcase of cash,

1:19:59.840 --> 1:20:02.120
<v Speaker 3>and you know what, He's going to be killed by greed.

1:20:02.160 --> 1:20:04.560
<v Speaker 3>It's like it's like Ilsa at the end of the

1:20:04.640 --> 1:20:06.880
<v Speaker 3>Last Crusade. You know, you let it go, but he

1:20:06.880 --> 1:20:10.080
<v Speaker 3>can't let it go. The cat gets him. And then

1:20:10.280 --> 1:20:12.840
<v Speaker 3>Rachel and Martin are in the lifeboat, and since they're

1:20:12.960 --> 1:20:15.759
<v Speaker 3>now drifting away from the sinking yacht, you'd think they'd

1:20:15.760 --> 1:20:19.160
<v Speaker 3>be okay, but no, there is a coda. There is

1:20:19.240 --> 1:20:23.240
<v Speaker 3>one last conflict, and it is magnifico.

1:20:23.640 --> 1:20:27.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is amazing. If you decide to watch Uninvited

1:20:28.160 --> 1:20:30.720
<v Speaker 1>and you find yourself becoming a little bored and you're

1:20:30.800 --> 1:20:34.479
<v Speaker 1>tempted to turn it off, don't turn it off. I

1:20:34.479 --> 1:20:37.479
<v Speaker 1>would recommend just watching it, but if you must, at

1:20:37.560 --> 1:20:40.280
<v Speaker 1>least fast forward to the end and watch this final

1:20:40.360 --> 1:20:43.479
<v Speaker 1>sequence in the lifeboat, because it is it is just

1:20:43.520 --> 1:20:45.720
<v Speaker 1>absolutely inspired B cinema.

1:20:46.160 --> 1:20:49.559
<v Speaker 3>So they're in the lifeboat and then the the killer

1:20:49.640 --> 1:20:52.519
<v Speaker 3>cat thing puppet starts popping up out of the water

1:20:52.600 --> 1:20:55.719
<v Speaker 3>and attacking them on the boat. So like grabs Martin

1:20:56.120 --> 1:20:58.280
<v Speaker 3>and he's like ah ah and wrestling it away, and

1:20:58.280 --> 1:21:01.240
<v Speaker 3>then Rachel's like, oh no, did it by No, I'm okay.

1:21:01.600 --> 1:21:04.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh there it is again, and it's back in the

1:21:04.400 --> 1:21:07.080
<v Speaker 1>boat coming at them. It's like, oh, I mean, it's

1:21:07.120 --> 1:21:10.599
<v Speaker 1>just troll. Two levels of awestness. And it reminded Actually,

1:21:10.680 --> 1:21:12.920
<v Speaker 1>my wife made this connection first because I had to

1:21:12.920 --> 1:21:14.479
<v Speaker 1>show where this ending. She didn't watch the whole film,

1:21:14.520 --> 1:21:16.640
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, you got to watch the ending, and

1:21:16.680 --> 1:21:19.240
<v Speaker 1>she said, it's just like the moment in the Simpsons

1:21:19.240 --> 1:21:21.640
<v Speaker 1>Treehouse of Horror where Homer gets his hands stuck in

1:21:21.680 --> 1:21:22.080
<v Speaker 1>the toaster.

1:21:22.200 --> 1:21:24.800
<v Speaker 3>Again. Yes, like Dad, it's stuck in there again. Oh,

1:21:24.920 --> 1:21:27.759
<v Speaker 3>it's one of my favorites. It is. It's exactly that energy.

1:21:28.439 --> 1:21:31.640
<v Speaker 3>And then the way that they defeat the cat is

1:21:31.760 --> 1:21:32.360
<v Speaker 3>so good.

1:21:32.520 --> 1:21:34.599
<v Speaker 1>Well, the whole logic ground. So they're like, the cat

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<v Speaker 1>is only jumping in here after us, because this is

1:21:37.280 --> 1:21:40.320
<v Speaker 1>the only thing floating in the area. We should throw

1:21:40.640 --> 1:21:43.360
<v Speaker 1>the suitcase full of millions of dollars out into the

1:21:43.400 --> 1:21:46.200
<v Speaker 1>water and then the cat will be forced to float

1:21:46.200 --> 1:21:46.559
<v Speaker 1>on that.

1:21:47.720 --> 1:21:50.240
<v Speaker 3>But first they dump out the millions of dollars.

1:21:50.240 --> 1:21:52.080
<v Speaker 1>Well, let's get the money. Let's get the money out first.

1:21:52.120 --> 1:21:56.200
<v Speaker 1>They did have that that that moment of clarity, I guess.

1:21:56.680 --> 1:21:58.880
<v Speaker 1>But then yeah, they throw the briefcase out and the

1:21:58.920 --> 1:22:02.760
<v Speaker 1>cat puppet cat thing is just setting on the floating briefcase.

1:22:02.880 --> 1:22:05.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why he couldn't jump into the boat

1:22:05.240 --> 1:22:07.799
<v Speaker 1>and attack them a third time and a fourth time.

1:22:08.120 --> 1:22:11.120
<v Speaker 1>At this point, they're able to leave it behind again

1:22:11.200 --> 1:22:14.040
<v Speaker 1>in a lifeboat that is not propelled by anything except

1:22:14.080 --> 1:22:17.680
<v Speaker 1>for the storm all around them. So we get this

1:22:17.720 --> 1:22:20.720
<v Speaker 1>shot of there they're going to safety and their lifeboat

1:22:20.880 --> 1:22:23.559
<v Speaker 1>and there is cat thing floating on the silver briefcase

1:22:23.600 --> 1:22:24.200
<v Speaker 1>in the ocean.

1:22:24.840 --> 1:22:27.760
<v Speaker 3>So evil wall Street Walter got his comeuppance and his

1:22:27.840 --> 1:22:31.840
<v Speaker 3>co conspirators. Unfortunately, many innocent people perished along the way

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<v Speaker 3>as well. But our two heroes in the end, they

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<v Speaker 3>drift to the Cayman Islands, I guess, and they get

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<v Speaker 3>to walk away with a duffel bag full of money,

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<v Speaker 3>and there's like a scene of them talking to the authorities,

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<v Speaker 3>like explaining what happened, and the authorities are like, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know about this cat monster story. But they're both

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<v Speaker 3>just like looking at the duffel bag like can we

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<v Speaker 3>take this?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? And they're like, yeah, sure, go for it. You

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<v Speaker 1>two need a vacation after all that. So it seems

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<v Speaker 1>like our hero our survivors are are on track for

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<v Speaker 1>a happy ending here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, though, I guess Captain Rachel is not going to

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<v Speaker 3>get the boat she wanted. Maybe she's going to get

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<v Speaker 3>a different boat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think she'd want a different boat after all this,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what a blood bath boat. That's I'm probably

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<v Speaker 1>still poisoned by the cat, the mutant cat that was

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<v Speaker 1>running them up and boarded.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess they are competing interests there, Like it has

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<v Speaker 3>sentimental family values, kind of a legacy yacht, but also

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<v Speaker 3>it was where the cat thing killed all those people.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but you, even though we have a

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<v Speaker 1>essentially a happy ending here, you need something a little

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<v Speaker 1>more on a sci fi horror movie like this. You

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<v Speaker 1>need a little like bump ump bum action, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe setting up for a sequel, but at least leaving

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<v Speaker 1>you with an uneasy feeling that things are not going

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<v Speaker 1>to be okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Two twist ending. Now there's the theatrical twist ending. The

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<v Speaker 3>one I know is the one on the beach. Is

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<v Speaker 3>that the same one that was in your version.

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<v Speaker 1>In the theatrical yet?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? Yeah? So wait, why don't you marry? What happens here?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? So we get a nice beach scene. I believe

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<v Speaker 1>what is the name of this beach? This is actually

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<v Speaker 1>a California beach that a lot of stuff has been

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<v Speaker 1>shot on. This is not Florida, but on this beach

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<v Speaker 1>we see Oh, here washed up is the silver briefcase

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<v Speaker 1>again that used to have cash in it, that was emptied,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was the last place that we saw cat thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And then here is a little boy walking along on

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<v Speaker 1>the beach. This is actually Graydon Clark's son, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>and he finds a cat. Now, of note, this is

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<v Speaker 1>not the same cat we've been seeing the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like a dark cat. This is not an

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<v Speaker 1>orange tabby. But we are to assume I guess that

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<v Speaker 1>this cat is cat thing or has cat thing inside it,

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<v Speaker 1>because the child picks up cat thing is holding him,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we get an ominous freeze frame and then

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<v Speaker 1>a zoom in on the child holding the cat.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the cat was more mutated than anything Martin the

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<v Speaker 3>biologist had ever seen, so clearly he could mutate its

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<v Speaker 3>coat too, So yeah, that's why it looks different.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, yeah, or it is a parasite it found a

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<v Speaker 1>new cat to occupy it. I don't know either. Interpretation

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<v Speaker 1>I guess is valid.

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<v Speaker 3>But what was the deal with the alternate ending. Was

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<v Speaker 3>there like a European cut.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so it's a different twist ending. And remember in

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<v Speaker 1>this version, we don't see gray and Clark at the

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<v Speaker 1>beginning of the film as a doctor. Instead we see

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<v Speaker 1>him here at the end. We're at the marina there

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<v Speaker 1>on the dock, and the child brings this suitcase to

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<v Speaker 1>the father or assuming it's the father played by Graydon Clark,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, oh, what's this suitcase. Let's open it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Put it up. They put it up there on a table,

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<v Speaker 1>open it up, and then we get a jump scare

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<v Speaker 1>of cat thing, the puppet version, jumping out of the

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<v Speaker 1>briefcase at us the audience, and we get this awesome

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<v Speaker 1>like snarl growl sound that it makes throughout the picture,

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<v Speaker 1>and then freeze frame and then we cut to the

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<v Speaker 1>credits with that horrible theme song playing over it. The

1:25:53.400 --> 1:25:58.000
<v Speaker 1>theatrical version has just you know, the scary score from

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<v Speaker 1>the picture. International version gets that horrible uninvited theme music.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well that's uninvited.

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<v Speaker 1>That is. Yes, it gives us a lot to think

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<v Speaker 1>about about about humanity's relationship with cats. No, it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>really give for anything to think about it. It is

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<v Speaker 1>a but it is an alarmingly good B movie. This one.

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<v Speaker 1>This one has a well deserved following among B movie

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<v Speaker 1>and schlock fans. So if you like quote unquote bad movies,

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<v Speaker 1>if you like cheesy movies, this one's worth picking up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's I mean, it's again, it's got some fun performances

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<v Speaker 1>in it. It's competently made. On the whole, It's very watchable.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it ever has a dull moment. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 3>I just remembered I think I rented this in the

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<v Speaker 3>same batch where I rented Night Beast. Oh that that

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<v Speaker 3>all comes together as like a really good, really really

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<v Speaker 3>good video drum hole for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Night Beast is incredible. And by the way, if

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<v Speaker 1>any out there, if you happen to be in the

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<v Speaker 1>Atlanta area and you're going to Monster Rama this weekend,

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<v Speaker 1>there's going to be a showing of Night Beast as

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<v Speaker 1>part of the track there. Yeah, they're also gonna there's

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<v Speaker 1>shown some other films, including some that we've talked about

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<v Speaker 1>on the show here. Queen of Blood is going to

1:27:16.080 --> 1:27:19.599
<v Speaker 1>be be presented. So, yeah, if you like monster movies,

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<v Speaker 1>if you like some of the weird house movies, we've

1:27:21.080 --> 1:27:22.840
<v Speaker 1>talked about that. That's worth checking out if you're in

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<v Speaker 1>the area.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I guess we got to wrap it up

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<v Speaker 3>for today.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, we're wrapping it up. This is the end

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<v Speaker 1>of catweek. But writ in we would love to hear

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<v Speaker 1>from you. What What are some of your favorite weird

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<v Speaker 1>films that feature cats, cats as enemy cats, cats as ally.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all fair game. We'd love to hear from you.

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