WEBVTT - Superbowl Party

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, the

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<v Speaker 1>subject why is your mama always drunk? Yeah, we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>into that in a little while. Right now, the nephew

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<v Speaker 1>is in the building with today's praying phone call. What

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<v Speaker 1>you got for his nev This right here is super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl party? Super Bowl party. Earlier, this we got the

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<v Speaker 1>super Bowl trip. This is super Bowl party. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go, cat dog, take a listen. Hello, Hello, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to reach Gerarde. Yeah, this is what's called Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is Curtis Man. I'm I'm one of

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<v Speaker 1>your neighbors in neighborhood. I'm about three I think about

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<v Speaker 1>three streets over from you. I'm reaching out to you, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I know the super Bowl coming up? Are you? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you playing on throwing your your annual super Bowl party

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<v Speaker 1>this year? How you get You said you're in the neighborhood. YEA,

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<v Speaker 1>live in the neighborood. I'm three streets over from you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, yeah, how did you hear about the super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl party? Man? I mean, I mean everybody knows about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, it's it's it's it's pretty big

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<v Speaker 1>every year you got you know, I mean it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's cars everywhere. I mean, you guys be me rocking

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<v Speaker 1>for all through the NiFe on Super Bowl Night. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling to see if you are you throwing it

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<v Speaker 1>this year? Um? Yes, and you I do it every year, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I do it every year. The neighbors come over, everybody

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<v Speaker 1>comes over, We have a good time. So yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be doing it again this year. While what's up? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So here here what I want to tell you, man,

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<v Speaker 1>every year your party too loud, and here's people parking

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<v Speaker 1>all in front of other people's houses. You know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>three streets old. It's people parking in my driveway to

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<v Speaker 1>get to your house. And to be honest with you,

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<v Speaker 1>just too loud. And I'm I'm just telling you this year,

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<v Speaker 1>if that is loud this year, I'm calling the police

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<v Speaker 1>this year. Man, this is what you really called me for.

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<v Speaker 1>You really called me to threaten me, to tell me

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna call the police shut down my party. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I mean kind too loud, man, met everybody

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<v Speaker 1>and everybody in the neighborhood come to my party. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't know everybodyhood, don't come because I damn so ain't

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<v Speaker 1>been there. That's because you ain't get an invite. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why you ain't get no invite. I said, you hater.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I'm not no. I ain't no hater. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just telling you your stuff is out of control. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta tone it. You gotta good control of your party.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have control of it. Man, you're telling me

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<v Speaker 1>how to control my control. Your mouth started. Let's start

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<v Speaker 1>right there. All right, you ain't calling no believe, you

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<v Speaker 1>ain't doing none of that. We ain't doing ye. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't telling me what I'm not gonna do. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the one. You're the one on the loud last party.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the one got people parking and people drive away. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. If it happens this year, I'm calling the police.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't calling nobody. You ain't calling it in person.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you that right now. Okay, So how

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<v Speaker 1>are you gonna stop me? How are you gonna stop

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<v Speaker 1>me from making sure I got peace and on my

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<v Speaker 1>street at my house. I'm gonna stop you with a

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<v Speaker 1>size twelve right up, y'all. Okay, Okay, I'm gonna tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you again, control your party, get the

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<v Speaker 1>noise level where it ain't disturbing everybody in the neighborhood,

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<v Speaker 1>and stop people from parking and people's driveway. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell you again, I'm about to have a party

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<v Speaker 1>with my size twelve right up in ya. Hey, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>it is what it is. Then it is look for

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<v Speaker 1>the police to be at your party. I look for

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<v Speaker 1>the people to look for the police to be at

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<v Speaker 1>your damn party, because evidently you don't respect your neighbors,

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<v Speaker 1>is what it is. You know, you know what I

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<v Speaker 1>do respect my neighbors because all the neighbors in the

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<v Speaker 1>neighborhood come except for you, because we already know you're

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<v Speaker 1>on y'are on that list. Yet I hate it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the neighbor that be calling toe trucks and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>complaining about leaves and yard that I know exactly who

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<v Speaker 1>you are. That's why you never got a invite to

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<v Speaker 1>the party because you do not even know me. You

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<v Speaker 1>use the who I am use a buster. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be the buster that's calling popost to be over

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<v Speaker 1>there on Sundays snitch snitching. That's a I state that

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<v Speaker 1>that's not snitching, it's controlling the atmosphere and stopping it

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<v Speaker 1>from being out of controls. Let me ask you something. So,

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<v Speaker 1>so you think people that's going to your party ought

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<v Speaker 1>to be at the park in my driveway? Listen, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be real with you. I'm sorry if anybody

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<v Speaker 1>man parked in your driveway, but that is nothing for

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<v Speaker 1>you to just knock on the door and say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me. You know I'm trying to get out, you

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<v Speaker 1>know whatever, whatever, I make sure I put it on

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<v Speaker 1>on the flyers that we don't want people blocking driveways.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, obviously it happened, and I apologize for that.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's no reason for you to be going on

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<v Speaker 1>extra crazy and going to extra talking about I'm calling police.

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<v Speaker 1>You what are you're calling nobody? Man? Shut up? That

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<v Speaker 1>right there is what's wrong with black people today. Instead

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<v Speaker 1>of coming to me like a man, you're coming to

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<v Speaker 1>me like a coward. Instead of coming to me like

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<v Speaker 1>a man and saying listen now, because the first thing

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about, oh, I'm gonna call the police, and

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<v Speaker 1>then when the police come and beat your black that's up.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be on the other line complain and talk

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<v Speaker 1>about what is to be. You want to be shut

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<v Speaker 1>and doing this and that, don't you know, that's how

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<v Speaker 1>you give up man. So it's black people. We gotta

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<v Speaker 1>learn how to stick together and come together. If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to come to the party, it sounds like you're

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<v Speaker 1>silent hater on the load for real, like you really

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<v Speaker 1>want to come to the party. But because you're the

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<v Speaker 1>only person in the neighborhood that hasn't been invited. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about calling the police. I know exactly who

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<v Speaker 1>you are. Who am I You that dude that live

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<v Speaker 1>up to three streets over and you drive that that

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<v Speaker 1>red pickup truck with the flannel shirts and all of that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the only person in the hood driving a red

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<v Speaker 1>pickup truck and flannel. That's wrong with you, man, That's

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<v Speaker 1>why you ain't getting no invite. And on top of that,

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<v Speaker 1>all those dogs you got running around in your backyard

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<v Speaker 1>and to clean them up, they'd be back there in

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<v Speaker 1>and everything, And then the other neighbors can't even have

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<v Speaker 1>barbecues because your big rusty glass dogs running around. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta nerves to be talking about you calling the police

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<v Speaker 1>when we need to be calling the city on you

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<v Speaker 1>all that trash and you got in front of your house. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>get out of here. I'm gonna call the cops on

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<v Speaker 1>you right now if you ain't, because you're wearing a

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<v Speaker 1>flannel shirts with red pickup truck and the dogs running

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<v Speaker 1>around with calling the front yard and the back got

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<v Speaker 1>him all over the place. Who the are you that

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<v Speaker 1>tell me say no more? I'm gonna tell you who

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<v Speaker 1>I am. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. Just got pranked by your next dough neighbor, Brian.

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<v Speaker 1>That's who I am. You know what, you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I think Now I'm definitely gonna kick

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<v Speaker 1>you in his man. You had me going, Man, I

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<v Speaker 1>hold when I run this prank? I hope the man

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<v Speaker 1>with the red pickup truck in the flanner shirt, I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't listening to it all right, Man, I got one

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<v Speaker 1>more thing. You gotta tell me what's the baddest and

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you already know it's the Steam Harvey Morning Show. As

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<v Speaker 1>a good party. Man. That was good, Yeah to say

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<v Speaker 1>to you dogs? Ye dogs, you got one got that

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<v Speaker 1>flatting shirt? Dry that red truck that won't nobody want

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<v Speaker 1>food with you. I hope the red truck man don't

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<v Speaker 1>show up to the party. I really hope he wasn't listening.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right talking about it. Was scared though, he was

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<v Speaker 1>not getting to do nothing up. You're having a super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl party this year. I'm having a few fellas over.

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<v Speaker 1>It will be a social distance okay, dr foul, she says,

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<v Speaker 1>super Tommy Tommy. Oh oh that's right, My bad. I

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<v Speaker 1>got me there. Say how y'all going to social distance

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<v Speaker 1>at your house? But you don't live in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>You live in the chateau. Come on stop now you

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<v Speaker 1>know who you know could throw a house party as

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<v Speaker 1>social distance in the house. You got big at you.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't having nobody over here for Junior, y'all gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be social distance. Hell no, I'll be right up on him.

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<v Speaker 1>I know Junior ain't got it. How do you know

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<v Speaker 1>that Junior gonna hug and everything everything Junior in his

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<v Speaker 1>house in quarantine for real? Then we're gonna be smoking sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah on all right, for today's frank phone call, be safe,

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<v Speaker 1>Be safe coming up strawberry letters, subject, why is your

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<v Speaker 1>mama always dunk? We'll get into it. Right after this,

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<v Speaker 1>you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show