Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, the
Speaker 1: subject why is your mama always drunk? Yeah, we'll get
Speaker 1: into that in a little while. Right now, the nephew
Speaker 1: is in the building with today's praying phone call. What
Speaker 1: you got for his nev This right here is super
Speaker 1: Bowl party? Super Bowl party. Earlier, this we got the
Speaker 1: super Bowl trip. This is super Bowl party. All right,
Speaker 1: let's go, cat dog, take a listen. Hello, Hello, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to reach Gerarde. Yeah, this is what's called Hey,
Speaker 1: this is this is Curtis Man. I'm I'm one of
Speaker 1: your neighbors in neighborhood. I'm about three I think about
Speaker 1: three streets over from you. I'm reaching out to you, man,
Speaker 1: I know the super Bowl coming up? Are you? Are
Speaker 1: you playing on throwing your your annual super Bowl party
Speaker 1: this year? How you get You said you're in the neighborhood. YEA,
Speaker 1: live in the neighborood. I'm three streets over from you.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, how did you hear about the super
Speaker 1: Bowl party? Man? I mean, I mean everybody knows about it.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's it's it's it's pretty big
Speaker 1: every year you got you know, I mean it's it's
Speaker 1: it's cars everywhere. I mean, you guys be me rocking
Speaker 1: for all through the NiFe on Super Bowl Night. So
Speaker 1: I'm calling to see if you are you throwing it
Speaker 1: this year? Um? Yes, and you I do it every year, man,
Speaker 1: I do it every year. The neighbors come over, everybody
Speaker 1: comes over, We have a good time. So yeah, we're
Speaker 1: gonna be doing it again this year. While what's up? Okay?
Speaker 1: So here here what I want to tell you, man,
Speaker 1: every year your party too loud, and here's people parking
Speaker 1: all in front of other people's houses. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: three streets old. It's people parking in my driveway to
Speaker 1: get to your house. And to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: just too loud. And I'm I'm just telling you this year,
Speaker 1: if that is loud this year, I'm calling the police
Speaker 1: this year. Man, this is what you really called me for.
Speaker 1: You really called me to threaten me, to tell me
Speaker 1: you're gonna call the police shut down my party. Bro.
Speaker 1: You know, I mean kind too loud, man, met everybody
Speaker 1: and everybody in the neighborhood come to my party. Man,
Speaker 1: ain't know everybodyhood, don't come because I damn so ain't
Speaker 1: been there. That's because you ain't get an invite. That's
Speaker 1: why you ain't get no invite. I said, you hater.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm not no. I ain't no hater. I'm
Speaker 1: just telling you your stuff is out of control. Man.
Speaker 1: You gotta tone it. You gotta good control of your party.
Speaker 1: You don't have control of it. Man, you're telling me
Speaker 1: how to control my control. Your mouth started. Let's start
Speaker 1: right there. All right, you ain't calling no believe, you
Speaker 1: ain't doing none of that. We ain't doing ye. Hold on,
Speaker 1: you ain't telling me what I'm not gonna do. All right.
Speaker 1: You're the one. You're the one on the loud last party.
Speaker 1: You're the one got people parking and people drive away. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. If it happens this year, I'm calling the police.
Speaker 1: You ain't calling nobody. You ain't calling it in person.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that right now. Okay, So how
Speaker 1: are you gonna stop me? How are you gonna stop
Speaker 1: me from making sure I got peace and on my
Speaker 1: street at my house. I'm gonna stop you with a
Speaker 1: size twelve right up, y'all. Okay, Okay, I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you again, control your party, get the
Speaker 1: noise level where it ain't disturbing everybody in the neighborhood,
Speaker 1: and stop people from parking and people's driveway. And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you again, I'm about to have a party
Speaker 1: with my size twelve right up in ya. Hey, dude,
Speaker 1: it is what it is. Then it is look for
Speaker 1: the police to be at your party. I look for
Speaker 1: the people to look for the police to be at
Speaker 1: your damn party, because evidently you don't respect your neighbors,
Speaker 1: is what it is. You know, you know what I
Speaker 1: do respect my neighbors because all the neighbors in the
Speaker 1: neighborhood come except for you, because we already know you're
Speaker 1: on y'are on that list. Yet I hate it. That's
Speaker 1: the neighbor that be calling toe trucks and you know,
Speaker 1: complaining about leaves and yard that I know exactly who
Speaker 1: you are. That's why you never got a invite to
Speaker 1: the party because you do not even know me. You
Speaker 1: use the who I am use a buster. But I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be the buster that's calling popost to be over
Speaker 1: there on Sundays snitch snitching. That's a I state that
Speaker 1: that's not snitching, it's controlling the atmosphere and stopping it
Speaker 1: from being out of controls. Let me ask you something. So,
Speaker 1: so you think people that's going to your party ought
Speaker 1: to be at the park in my driveway? Listen, man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real with you. I'm sorry if anybody
Speaker 1: man parked in your driveway, but that is nothing for
Speaker 1: you to just knock on the door and say, hey,
Speaker 1: excuse me. You know I'm trying to get out, you
Speaker 1: know whatever, whatever, I make sure I put it on
Speaker 1: on the flyers that we don't want people blocking driveways.
Speaker 1: But you know, obviously it happened, and I apologize for that.
Speaker 1: But that's no reason for you to be going on
Speaker 1: extra crazy and going to extra talking about I'm calling police.
Speaker 1: You what are you're calling nobody? Man? Shut up? That
Speaker 1: right there is what's wrong with black people today. Instead
Speaker 1: of coming to me like a man, you're coming to
Speaker 1: me like a coward. Instead of coming to me like
Speaker 1: a man and saying listen now, because the first thing
Speaker 1: you're talking about, oh, I'm gonna call the police, and
Speaker 1: then when the police come and beat your black that's up.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be on the other line complain and talk
Speaker 1: about what is to be. You want to be shut
Speaker 1: and doing this and that, don't you know, that's how
Speaker 1: you give up man. So it's black people. We gotta
Speaker 1: learn how to stick together and come together. If you
Speaker 1: want to come to the party, it sounds like you're
Speaker 1: silent hater on the load for real, like you really
Speaker 1: want to come to the party. But because you're the
Speaker 1: only person in the neighborhood that hasn't been invited. Now
Speaker 1: you're talking about calling the police. I know exactly who
Speaker 1: you are. Who am I You that dude that live
Speaker 1: up to three streets over and you drive that that
Speaker 1: red pickup truck with the flannel shirts and all of that.
Speaker 1: You're the only person in the hood driving a red
Speaker 1: pickup truck and flannel. That's wrong with you, man, That's
Speaker 1: why you ain't getting no invite. And on top of that,
Speaker 1: all those dogs you got running around in your backyard
Speaker 1: and to clean them up, they'd be back there in
Speaker 1: and everything, And then the other neighbors can't even have
Speaker 1: barbecues because your big rusty glass dogs running around. You
Speaker 1: gotta nerves to be talking about you calling the police
Speaker 1: when we need to be calling the city on you
Speaker 1: all that trash and you got in front of your house. Man,
Speaker 1: get out of here. I'm gonna call the cops on
Speaker 1: you right now if you ain't, because you're wearing a
Speaker 1: flannel shirts with red pickup truck and the dogs running
Speaker 1: around with calling the front yard and the back got
Speaker 1: him all over the place. Who the are you that
Speaker 1: tell me say no more? I'm gonna tell you who
Speaker 1: I am. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Just got pranked by your next dough neighbor, Brian.
Speaker 1: That's who I am. You know what, you know what?
Speaker 1: You know what I think Now I'm definitely gonna kick
Speaker 1: you in his man. You had me going, Man, I
Speaker 1: hold when I run this prank? I hope the man
Speaker 1: with the red pickup truck in the flanner shirt, I
Speaker 1: ain't listening to it all right, Man, I got one
Speaker 1: more thing. You gotta tell me what's the baddest and
Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man,
Speaker 1: you already know it's the Steam Harvey Morning Show. As
Speaker 1: a good party. Man. That was good, Yeah to say
Speaker 1: to you dogs? Ye dogs, you got one got that
Speaker 1: flatting shirt? Dry that red truck that won't nobody want
Speaker 1: food with you. I hope the red truck man don't
Speaker 1: show up to the party. I really hope he wasn't listening.
Speaker 1: You're right talking about it. Was scared though, he was
Speaker 1: not getting to do nothing up. You're having a super
Speaker 1: Bowl party this year. I'm having a few fellas over.
Speaker 1: It will be a social distance okay, dr foul, she says,
Speaker 1: super Tommy Tommy. Oh oh that's right, My bad. I
Speaker 1: got me there. Say how y'all going to social distance
Speaker 1: at your house? But you don't live in the house.
Speaker 1: You live in the chateau. Come on stop now you
Speaker 1: know who you know could throw a house party as
Speaker 1: social distance in the house. You got big at you.
Speaker 1: I ain't having nobody over here for Junior, y'all gonna
Speaker 1: be social distance. Hell no, I'll be right up on him.
Speaker 1: I know Junior ain't got it. How do you know
Speaker 1: that Junior gonna hug and everything everything Junior in his
Speaker 1: house in quarantine for real? Then we're gonna be smoking sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah on all right, for today's frank phone call, be safe,
Speaker 1: Be safe coming up strawberry letters, subject, why is your
Speaker 1: mama always dunk? We'll get into it. Right after this,
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