1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:07,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's break and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving out. Sorry, 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,719 Speaker 1: I got a little scatted there. Yeah, Breaking jew in 3 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,160 Speaker 1: the morning, I'm moving on. Eighty two one five. Time 4 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: for your free money phone tap. And today's free money 5 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 1: phone tap is a little different than the usual phone taps. Okay. 6 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 1: I received an email the other day from a listener 7 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,079 Speaker 1: who wanted me to phone tap a guy he worked 8 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:26,239 Speaker 1: with named Mike. The reason, well, apparently good old Mike 9 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 1: would not stop talking about all the women that he's 10 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 1: been hooking up with, and specifically one woman that he 11 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 1: keeps hooking up with. And that woman wasn't Mike's wife. 12 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 1: Oh no, it's a different lady. Yeah, bragging about chef. 13 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 1: Should I prank call it cheater? Yes? Things could get 14 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 1: messy and weird with all types of implications, But then 15 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: I found myself dialing the number. Anyway, it just happened. 16 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 1: So here it is. We call this a free money 17 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:12,039 Speaker 1: phone tap to catch a cheater. Yeah, enjoy the two 18 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 1: fifty bucks. Hello. Hi, my name is Colby Sazarek. I'm 19 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 1: calling from Hotels. I was looking for a Mike speaking. 20 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,679 Speaker 1: How you doing? This is just sort of a courtesy 21 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 1: call our records indicate that you stayed with us for 22 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: a few nights just about a month ago. Okay, yeah, 23 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,679 Speaker 1: and how was your stay? Ah? It was fine, it 24 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:41,039 Speaker 1: was it was fine, wonderful. You want to know something funny. 25 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:42,760 Speaker 1: We do these calls to check up on people to 26 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,320 Speaker 1: see how they enjoyed everything, and just kind of get 27 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 1: a review of their stay. I was asking, is this 28 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 1: going to take a few minutes or how long is 29 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,480 Speaker 1: this going to be? No? No, I just get off 30 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 1: the phone real quick. If you if you've got a second, 31 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Okay. I was just gonna tell you 32 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 1: this funny story though. According to your reservation, there was 33 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 1: like two phone numbers on it. I called the first 34 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,080 Speaker 1: one just a second ago. In your wife answer, I 35 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 1: guess her name is Joanne? And I guess what you called? Joanne? Yeah? 36 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: I called the other number and she answered and it 37 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:10,919 Speaker 1: was funny because she didn't even remember staying here. So 38 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 1: at least, what are you guys enjoyed your stay? You 39 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:24,079 Speaker 1: just called my wife? Oh god, uh? Are you okay? Sir? 40 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 1: You're gonna have to call her back. You have to 41 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 1: call her back and tell her that you guys something up. 42 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 1: This is a mistaking phone call. This is just this 43 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 1: isn't then not gonna work. You're gonna have to call 44 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 1: her back now. Well, I guess I'm a little confused 45 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:42,360 Speaker 1: as to why it's none even in business. Call her 46 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:46,160 Speaker 1: back now, do it? Okay? Let me just let me 47 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: get clear what you're asking you. You You want me to 48 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 1: call her and tell her that you tell her it 49 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 1: was a mistake. You're calling about that you got the 50 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 1: wrong number, the wrong guy. It's the wrong place, the 51 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,799 Speaker 1: wrong time. So you're asking me to call her and 52 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:00,120 Speaker 1: tell her that you were there with another guest. That 53 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 1: what you're asking to do. Just call her up right now, 54 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,359 Speaker 1: tell her that it wasn't The call was never supposed 55 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,720 Speaker 1: to be made. Never supposed to be made, okay, okay, 56 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 1: but I don't I don't think I can do that 57 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 1: because the call was supposed to be made. I was 58 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,959 Speaker 1: supposed to call and check on your stay. Look, but 59 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 1: call her up until it was wrong. You did the 60 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 1: wrong thing. I am so confused right now, sir, and 61 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: I want to help make this right, but I just 62 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,919 Speaker 1: don't know what the issue is. Call up now, tell 63 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 1: her it was a mistake. Okay, sir, I can do 64 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,320 Speaker 1: that for you. I can do that for you. I'll 65 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 1: call him do it. Obviously you're very passionate about this 66 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 1: For some reason, I don't I don't really understand why, 67 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 1: but I will do that for you. Um. Good, Can 68 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 1: I can I just get now? Could you really? Okay? 69 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 1: Can I just get like two questions from you? I 70 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,560 Speaker 1: need to ask about the mini bar? Did you partake 71 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 1: in the mini bar? Calling my wife? Okay? You need 72 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 1: to call her now and ask her about the mini bar. Plan. 73 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 1: It's not about the mini bar. It's about calling her 74 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 1: up and telling her that you made a mistake. Okay. 75 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:03,760 Speaker 1: I obviously caught you at a very bad time. Sir. Yeah, 76 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 1: way bad. Call the number now. I apologize, but I 77 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 1: need to know what the issue is so that I 78 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:14,839 Speaker 1: can know anything makes the call. So you don't want 79 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,239 Speaker 1: your wife to know that you stayed at our hotel, 80 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 1: are you? Yeah? And you don't want to say that's it? 81 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,919 Speaker 1: And you definitely don't do that, okay, and guess do 82 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,719 Speaker 1: it right now. And you also don't want her to 83 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 1: know that you use the mini bar. Stop talking about 84 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,440 Speaker 1: the mini bar. I want you to call up now 85 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 1: and tell her I didn't say it to a hotel Okay, now, caller, sir, 86 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,039 Speaker 1: I'm not having a lot of trouble understanding what the 87 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 1: problem is. But I don't think you need to think anymore. 88 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:40,840 Speaker 1: I think you just need to do what I told 89 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 1: you to do. Right, Okay, you called somebody you shouldn't have. 90 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 1: You gave her news. You shouldn't have told her. She 91 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 1: doesn't it's going to be confusing to her, not gonna understand. Okay, 92 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 1: it's the wrong information. I'll stop asking questions and I'll 93 00:04:52,279 --> 00:04:54,919 Speaker 1: just give her a call anything. Yeah, but in the 94 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,599 Speaker 1: future question, In the future when you make a reservation 95 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: with us, there's not going to be a future reserve. Okay, Well, 96 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,839 Speaker 1: if you decide to just put down that you're bringing 97 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:04,600 Speaker 1: your mistress instead of your wife, and you won't have 98 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 1: this problem. What the did you just say? Oh? I said, 99 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 1: if you're going to make a reservation with us, just 100 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 1: let us know you're bringing your mistress and I won't 101 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,840 Speaker 1: call your wife. How do you know about that? Oh, 102 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,720 Speaker 1: it's quite simple. Your friend Chris told me about it. 103 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,920 Speaker 1: Chris wanted me to prank call you to scare the 104 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:26,039 Speaker 1: out of you. So this little prank phone call, This 105 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning, 106 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:29,880 Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap 107 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 1: on you. Do you realize what you just did putting 108 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,160 Speaker 1: this on the radio? I do you actually talk to somebody? 109 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 1: Did you actually call my wife? No? I didn't call 110 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,360 Speaker 1: your wife, but you might want to talk to her. 111 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 1: You're in your stupid radio show. Weeke up every morning 112 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:59,359 Speaker 1: with jewel phone taps weekday mornings on the twenty second 113 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 1: day updated coming up in three minutes. It's pretty jewel 114 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:04,039 Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five real quick, though, 115 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,120 Speaker 1: I gotta give away some money for the free money 116 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,119 Speaker 1: phone tap Katrina in Federal Way. Just one two hundred 117 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,599 Speaker 1: and fifty dollars for your free money phone tap. After 118 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 1: every single phone tap on the twenties, callar twenty five 119 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 1: will win cash. And it's very split down the middle 120 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,360 Speaker 1: about today's free money phone tap. It was different than 121 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 1: the normal ones who did. Apparently this guy was like 122 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,000 Speaker 1: bragging to his buddy about how he's cheating on his 123 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 1: wife and went to a hotel and everything else. So 124 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,320 Speaker 1: I called him and I messed with the dude, and 125 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 1: he panicked big time. He freaked out a jerk. A 126 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,560 Speaker 1: lot of he sounds like an a hole. Yeah, a 127 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,080 Speaker 1: lot of people are texting in at seven eighty five 128 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,719 Speaker 1: to nine to two saying, oh, that was awesome, best 129 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,599 Speaker 1: phone tap ever. I loved it. And then there are 130 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,320 Speaker 1: other ones were like, way too far, too much. Those 131 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:48,280 Speaker 1: people are called cheaters. Sorry that I had to phone 132 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,640 Speaker 1: tap one on your own. If that phone tap pissed 133 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,880 Speaker 1: you off, you're a cheater. But hey, we still accept you. 134 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,120 Speaker 1: You can still listen to the show. You know. I 135 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,360 Speaker 1: just know where I stand with you, Like, at some 136 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 1: point you're gonna go listen to another show behind my 137 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,120 Speaker 1: back and then come back here and not tell me 138 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:06,680 Speaker 1: about it. And that's fine. It didn't mean anything. That's 139 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,000 Speaker 1: what you're gonna say. I mean I care about our 140 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 1: monogamous listeners more. And by monogamy, I mean monogamous with us. 141 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,480 Speaker 1: You know, they're only doing things with us in the morning. 142 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,440 Speaker 1: But I'm fine with people going outside of this relationship 143 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,600 Speaker 1: from time to time, as long as you come back 144 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:24,920 Speaker 1: to where the sugar is good. Yeah, you can check 145 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:27,200 Speaker 1: out the phone tap again at nine twenty. Also will 146 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,920 Speaker 1: be online at moving com in case you missed it. 147 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 1: Somebody just texted in sevent eighty five nine to two, 148 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 1: asking how they could share it. You could get it 149 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,360 Speaker 1: there on our website. A little later