WEBVTT - You Forgot Your Doody Diaper

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone

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<v Speaker 1>tap and now Scary stepping up to the plate ready

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<v Speaker 1>to uh hit one out of the park for us. Scary,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the phone tap. What do you have? Sam emailed

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<v Speaker 1>us he wanted to teach his girlfriend Jamilla a lesson.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got a habit of going out to family restaurants

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<v Speaker 1>and changing her son's diaper right there in the booth. Anyways, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's disgusting. Anyway, she did it again on Sunday and

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<v Speaker 1>left the diaper behind. So I'm gonna pretend to be

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<v Speaker 1>the serious Yeah, so I'm gonna pretend to be the

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant manager calling to take her to task on what

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<v Speaker 1>she did. Listening to Scary's phone tap, Hello, I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>for Jamilo Ursa. Please. This is Rob Chacconi from. My

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<v Speaker 1>name is Rob. I'm the manager of you ate here recently,

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<v Speaker 1>right I yeah, listen. I want to know why you

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<v Speaker 1>think that it's okay to leave crumbled up, dirty duty

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<v Speaker 1>diapers on the table for my weight staff to clean up.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you get my number? And why are you calling me?

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<v Speaker 2>And how do you know I even did that.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a friend who works at the check cashing

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<v Speaker 1>place on the other side of the Strip Mall parking lot.

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<v Speaker 1>And I saw you go in there afterwards, and he

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<v Speaker 1>told me about you think about my You left your

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<v Speaker 1>kid's duty diaper on.

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<v Speaker 2>The table, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And and and was that supposed to be a gift

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<v Speaker 1>for my weight staff?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, because your services.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know what makes you think that you

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<v Speaker 1>could walk into my establishment where other people are trying

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<v Speaker 1>to dine and infect the tables with the germs and

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<v Speaker 1>disgusting bacteria of your kids and roll it up and

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<v Speaker 1>leave it on the table and then walk away.

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<v Speaker 2>You wanted me to just leave the south Dare that

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<v Speaker 2>was courteous for me to roll it up?

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<v Speaker 1>What like a joint?

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<v Speaker 2>Calling me?

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<v Speaker 1>How am I calling you? I'm calling you using your phone,

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<v Speaker 1>That's how I'm calling you.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you calling me? Why are you calling me? Why

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<v Speaker 2>my bill I left?

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<v Speaker 1>That was?

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you calling me? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I don't want you in my restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you train your weight staffle whatever they are,

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<v Speaker 2>to do their job better.

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<v Speaker 1>We are paid.

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<v Speaker 2>You should call one of them and teach them how

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<v Speaker 2>to do their job instead of calling a customer and

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<v Speaker 2>harassment my day.

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<v Speaker 1>My staff is paid to take orders, deliver food to

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<v Speaker 1>the table and remove it and remove any unused food

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<v Speaker 1>in the plates at the end. Nothing else.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, my friend ate one of those nasty ass

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<v Speaker 2>shrimps and caught the rents right ass and left his

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<v Speaker 2>unused food right there on the table for your weight

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<v Speaker 2>stats to clean it up.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, that's disgusting? You are gross. And not

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<v Speaker 1>only that, you grabbed a handful of crayons by the

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<v Speaker 1>children's menu on your way out. I saw that it's

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be too crayon maximum per kid.

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<v Speaker 2>I took a handful, so what my kid likes to color?

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<v Speaker 2>I paid for all of that.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't pay for those crayons for that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes I did.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you pay for those crayons?

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<v Speaker 2>I paid the bill right, crayons were included. Next question

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<v Speaker 2>is this how you were raised? Are you raised to

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<v Speaker 2>be a stalker? Because you're stalking me on my phone

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<v Speaker 2>right now? Be with you, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw you bring that playmate cooler and fill it

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<v Speaker 1>with Cheddar baby biscuits.

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<v Speaker 2>What is a problem? Are you the Cheddar biscuit sheriff?

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<v Speaker 2>Clean hell?

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<v Speaker 1>Else? Why do you hang up on me?

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<v Speaker 2>Leave me.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I want I want you to apologize

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<v Speaker 1>to my weight staff.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called job security. It's called job security. It is

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<v Speaker 2>the waiter's job to clean up the mess after patrons

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<v Speaker 2>have left.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really okay, even even when the mess includes your

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<v Speaker 1>personal yes, fecal matter, fee's pieces, yes, and yes, touchy rolls.

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<v Speaker 2>The next time. You know what, the next time I'm

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<v Speaker 2>come in there, I'm gonna leave a toussy roll right

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<v Speaker 2>on your table. How about that? Keep calling me. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't know where I am, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Where you are. But Sam knows where you are. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>Sam gave us all this information. And this is all

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<v Speaker 1>joke because you've just been phone tapped. Jam, well, this

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<v Speaker 1>is scary Jones Melvis Mad in.

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<v Speaker 2>The Morning Ja, oh my god, you got ve parking

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<v Speaker 2>out of my neck right now. I'm sending here's looking

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<v Speaker 2>crazy and.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a mind to turn you into the record.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't do the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 1>all participants.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show