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Speaker 1: I didn't tell you that this podcast is so blowing up.

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Speaker 1: It's so on fire that they've asked Donald Faizon and

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Speaker 2: I hope I get to talk to Whoopie.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're old friends with Whoopee. She was in Homiespimoni.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we did a movie together. It was great. I

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Speaker 2: have some apologies to make to her. I have to apologize,

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Speaker 2: like profusely to her.

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Speaker 1: Don't embarrass us in front of Whoopie.

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Speaker 2: Bro I won't embarrass us in front of Whoopee. But

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Speaker 2: I was like a little punk back in the day,

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Speaker 2: like I was scared of I was so scared of

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Speaker 2: celebrities and getting to know actors who I was, you

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Speaker 2: know who I loved, like Whoopy Goldberg is one of

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Speaker 2: my top five, Like she inspired me as a youth

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Speaker 2: and too yeah, like Jumping Jack Flash. You know, uh,

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Speaker 2: there's so many.

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Speaker 1: Before all that. Dude. When I saw the color Purple

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Speaker 1: when I was a kid, and I thought I didn't

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Speaker 1: know anything about acting, but I said, that is one

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Speaker 1: of the best actresses I've ever seen.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely I cried and are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: I was.

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Speaker 2: For the first time ever in a movie.

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Speaker 1: When they pulled the sisters apart when.

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Speaker 2: Me and you us never part Mackey dad, Oh my.

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Speaker 1: Gosh, I could cry right now, I could let me.

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Speaker 2: Now, ain't no mountain, Ain't no c Mackey dad key,

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Speaker 2: my sister away from me, Mackie Dada. And the fact

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Speaker 2: that she went to her sister, went to live with

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Speaker 2: her kids, Adam and Olivia, that was even more special. Man,

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Speaker 2: it was just that's one of those movies.

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Speaker 1: I could get tears in my eyes with you recounting.

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Speaker 1: If you haven't seen The Color Purple, it is a

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Speaker 1: fucking masterpiece. Steven by Steven Spielberg.

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Speaker 2: Music by Quincy Jones. Yes, and Steven Spielberg always used

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Speaker 2: John Williams. This was the one of the first times

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Speaker 2: that he didn't use John Williams and used Quincy Jones instead.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's good trivia and Whoopy Goldberg's performance is unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: And Oprah Winfrey, Oprah Renfrey, she get I know she

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Speaker 1: got nominated on she won the Auf Skirt for that.

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Speaker 2: Point, nobody from the Color Purple.

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Speaker 1: Who could have beat Joelle? I am so sorry to

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Speaker 1: start right off the bat, but who could have beaten

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Speaker 1: Oprah Winfrey's performance in the color purple? Who is this person?

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Speaker 1: Who is this thespian?

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Speaker 2: That one? Is that? That? That my favorite scene. You

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Speaker 2: told Harpo to beat me. Oh my life. I had

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Speaker 1: Hmm.

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Speaker 2: God the nessa dude, but I killed dad.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Come on, you just got me all

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Speaker 1: riled up about color purple?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, brother, what I'm acting?

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Speaker 1: Danny excuse me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Danny Glover, Yeah, Danny Glover.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's just I agree with you. It was

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Speaker 2: I remember my mom tapping my dad and being like

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Speaker 2: the baby's shoon's crying. My baby's crying. That part, yeah,

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Speaker 1: When she's signing the letters, when she finds the letters.

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Speaker 1: But when I think of, like, you know, sometimes they

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Speaker 1: I always think of those two sisters being torn apart

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Speaker 2: That and one of my favorite moments in that whole

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Speaker 2: movie is when sug Avery played by Margaret finally has

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Speaker 1: Higher and that was the Quincy Jones right then.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, this is all Quincy Jones, the whole soundtrack,

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Speaker 2: Know that's nobody could. Nobody could do it like Margaret

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Speaker 1: Hey should we say get into it? Fine?

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Speaker 1: So much love for for the theme song, Donald lot

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Speaker 1: to love on our on our instagrams for for so

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Speaker 2: So much love. I didn't realize that there were that

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Speaker 2: few Peloton instructors. So a lot of people were like,

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Speaker 1: Oh really it was I thought there were dozens of them.

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Speaker 1: It was very specific, very specific. You didn't really leave

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Speaker 1: much mystery. Did you work out today? I see you're

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Speaker 2: I did work out today. I found a new instructor.

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Speaker 1: Oh good, you know you can. You can pat down

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Speaker 1: your head before we do the podcast. That's all I did.

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Speaker 2: I shower, I showered and everything. This is that afterglow.

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Speaker 2: This is that freaking Bruce what Bruce Lee wored was

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Speaker 1: Really, why don't you pull some sweatpants off the rack

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Speaker 1: and pat your forehead down. I can't look at that

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Speaker 2: Does it make you uncomfortable?

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Speaker 1: No? But you need like what do you when you

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Speaker 1: know when the rappers always carry a washcloth? You and

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Speaker 1: I got into big years of go about how you

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Speaker 1: said that African American people always bring a washcloth into

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Speaker 2: Yeah, We did get into a debate about this.

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Speaker 1: And I said that I've never used a washcloth in

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Speaker 1: black person I know brings a washcloth in the shower.

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Speaker 2: Most black people use washcloth.

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Speaker 2: She said, knotting her hair yet. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Black Twitter, when we learned that people do not wash

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Speaker 2: Like what does your hand do that thing that has

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Speaker 1: So, as you're married to a Caucasian woman, do you

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Speaker 2: She uses a washcloth? My wife is Southern. Hold on, now,

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Speaker 2: let's not forget that my wife is Southern. There's a

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Speaker 2: lot of things that Southern white people, even though they

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Speaker 1: Well, if you're listening, we want to know, no matter

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Speaker 1: if if you're now now you said washing your legs jo, Well,

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Speaker 1: I definitely think that I neglect my my legs in

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Speaker 1: I I throw a little something down there, but I

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Speaker 2: You need to get in there with a wash cloth.

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Speaker 1: What about your toes? Do you clean your toes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Man, you clean your whole body with it.

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Speaker 2: Don't hold on, don't go to the ass and the

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Speaker 1: Save that for the end, Save that for the end. Yes,

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Speaker 1: So you have to replace the wash cloth each shower, well,

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Speaker 2: No? No, no, but that listen. It all depends on

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Speaker 2: how well you wipe your ass too though. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: I feel no matter how well you wipe, if you

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Speaker 1: And I don't want to put that on my legs.

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Speaker 2: So let me get this straight. When you are washing

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Speaker 1: No, I'm saying if I had no, I don't. But

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, if I had a washcloth, if I have

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Speaker 1: When I clean my sink, donald for the most time,

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Speaker 2: Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it. So

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Speaker 2: let me get this straight. You'll wash your dishes, the

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Speaker 1: Yes, but you're inspiring me. Both you and Joel are

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Speaker 1: making me think that I got to change this up.

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Speaker 1: I'm forty five years old. I'm going to change my

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Speaker 2: Man, we've had this conversation for a very long time,

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Speaker 2: I know, and I haven't changed it yet.

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Speaker 1: I know, well I have done it. I've gone through

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Speaker 1: But then I'm like, oh, I gotta change each shower.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot of wash cloths.

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Speaker 2: What about like one of those scrub puffs or like

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Speaker 2: one of those a loofaofa a loofah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm not trying to put a loof of

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry everybody. I hope you're listening on earphones.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're listening on earphones and not out loud.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I gotta tell you, I'm listening to

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Speaker 1: I'm watching the funniest fucking show. I gotta give this

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Speaker 1: show a shout out. And also because it's on Hulu.

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Speaker 1: it's Little Dicky. It's Little Dickie. I didn't know anything

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Speaker 2: You haven't heard. I woke up then Chris Brown's body.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: Oh, he has a song with him and Chris Brown

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Speaker 2: where he wakes up one day and he's Chris Brown

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Speaker 2: and Chris Brown is him.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch I'm gonna watch all the videos.

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Speaker 2: But dude, you have to watch this Freaky Friday.

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Speaker 1: You have to watch Joelle. Have you seen this show?

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Speaker 1: telling you you're gonna watch this when we hang up today, Joelle,

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Speaker 1: We're talking about got My Drug Buddy, My Drug Buddy.

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Speaker 1: Great episode. Michael spiller Is is back as director, and

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Speaker 1: That's my shit, everyone, Yeah, that was That was not

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Speaker 1: met Tarsis. You've heard about hiding nipples all me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So you taste like eggs? So we wait, we see

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Speaker 1: It's bullshit. Though you've been fixed up, you were Casey

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Speaker 2: So there's a video on Instagram of a monkey riding

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Speaker 1: Have you seen the monkey gangs fighting. I don't know

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Speaker 1: Dan's gonna find out video Donald, because now you got

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Speaker 1: to see my viral monkey video.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I can't wait to see it now.

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Speaker 1: When you say that's what I'm talking about, first time ever,

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Speaker 2: I did no, because I say it. I say it

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Speaker 1: That was kind of like you're what you're talking about, Willis?

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Speaker 2: That was was what you're talking about. Willis.

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Speaker 2: And I did have one. You had one too, I.

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Speaker 1: Didn't intend to what was mine? Eagle? By the way,

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00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,879
Speaker 1: speaking of my catchphrase, one of which was nobody cares Sean?

439
00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:01,320
Speaker 1: I had so much people on Instagram writing how could

440
00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:03,479
Speaker 1: you guys have a Sean on the show and not

441
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:07,919
Speaker 1: say to him nobody cares Sean. But listen, we have

442
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,480
Speaker 1: the real Scott Foley coming on.

443
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:13,080
Speaker 2: I can't wait. And uh and is it true that

444
00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:15,000
Speaker 2: we got Brendan Fraser coming on too.

445
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,120
Speaker 1: I didn't know we were gonna tell the people, but yes,

446
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,680
Speaker 1: we got Brendan Fraser coming on.

447
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,320
Speaker 2: I'm really excited about that.

448
00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:22,240
Speaker 1: Everybody wants to be on this hot podcast, you know,

449
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,359
Speaker 1: the one that's going on the View. Everybody wants to

450
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,640
Speaker 1: talk about the hottest podcast.

451
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,359
Speaker 2: Is it true that Krista Miller's coming on too?

452
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,480
Speaker 1: Yeah? We got Christa Miller, we got and we got

453
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,320
Speaker 1: Flynn coming. We got Neil Flynn. We got Johnny c

454
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,280
Speaker 1: McGinley coming back. We got Bill for our finale of

455
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,959
Speaker 1: season one. You guys, you're getting all of this fucking

456
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:44,000
Speaker 1: inside scoop on this episode. We're gonna have Bill and

457
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,240
Speaker 1: Krista on together.

458
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:46,560
Speaker 2: Oh I love it.

459
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,000
Speaker 1: So they can see if we can.

460
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,680
Speaker 2: We should see if we can get like the whole

461
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,800
Speaker 2: cast on at one point and do like a.

462
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,560
Speaker 1: The only thing about that is if you've ever been

463
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,200
Speaker 1: on a zoom call with more than like four people,

464
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,600
Speaker 1: it just devolves into mayhem. I mean, yeah, we could

465
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,840
Speaker 1: do it. It's just I I did a zoom call

466
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,000
Speaker 1: with like my family for somebody for my own birthdays.

467
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,560
Speaker 1: Sorry about to say for somebody's We've done it for

468
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,360
Speaker 1: a couple of birthdays. But like everyone's talking over everyone,

469
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,240
Speaker 1: and my parents don't know how to use it, and

470
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,439
Speaker 1: and everybody's screaming over each other. I you know, it

471
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,560
Speaker 1: doesn't work. But no, but but but but you're right, Donald,

472
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,000
Speaker 1: I want to give to people what they want.

473
00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:21,040
Speaker 2: They might want us to like read a script or

474
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,879
Speaker 2: something like that. Maybe we could do something like that.

475
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,440
Speaker 1: I don't know, I know, but Bill's not gonna go

476
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:28,000
Speaker 1: write a fucking Scrubs episode right now. He's too busy. Okay,

477
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,520
Speaker 1: he's got like nine shows. Hey, look at that video,

478
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,280
Speaker 1: Dan just put it in the chat. But they want

479
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,160
Speaker 1: that tourist food.

480
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 2: Yeo. Yeah, they're chasing the dude with the.

481
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,719
Speaker 1: Who hell no, that's rival monkey gangs.

482
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,200
Speaker 2: Hell to the no hell no.

483
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,359
Speaker 1: All right, so there we go.

484
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,280
Speaker 2: We had a monkey on the episode.

485
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,600
Speaker 1: Yes, sorry, tell us a long digression.

486
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 2: We had a monkey that was in the episode of Scrubs.

487
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:00,480
Speaker 2: So long.

488
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,600
Speaker 1: That was a long digression.

489
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,520
Speaker 2: My drug buddy hasn't a monkey.

490
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, now okay, how about uh, how about keep it holy? Now?

491
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:10,880
Speaker 1: That was funny Aloma fifty.

492
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 2: Keep it holy now? That one and the janitor asking

493
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,600
Speaker 2: you if you slept with her yet?

494
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:20,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a whole runner, the whole runner of the episode.

495
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,400
Speaker 1: The janitor's whole point in this episode is to make

496
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,520
Speaker 1: fun of me for not sleeping with my girlfriend.

497
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 2: With your hot girlfriend, by the.

498
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 1: Way, I feel like that's a thing with JD gets

499
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,119
Speaker 1: these hot girlfriends and then somehow doesn't close and and

500
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 1: never sleeps with them. Remember when I get I got

501
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:40,120
Speaker 1: actually with with with Liz Banks, I think we had

502
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 1: had sex, but the time I got her pregnant, we

503
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,439
Speaker 1: we didn't have intercourse. I remember I said there was some,

504
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:49,080
Speaker 1: there was some, There was some. You know, I forgot

505
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 1: the analogy, But this whole elaborate thing about how there

506
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:55,639
Speaker 1: was there was fire that landed near the sight on

507
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:59,479
Speaker 1: the site. I wonder if you can really I mean,

508
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 1: I guess you all we can really get pregnant that way.

509
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 2: I mean, if we put it on the show, it's

510
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:04,200
Speaker 2: probably true.

511
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone must have googled it. But what a horrible

512
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,680
Speaker 1: thing to have happened.

513
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:09,159
Speaker 3: You know.

514
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 2: I also love that your grace and will and grace,

515
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,399
Speaker 2: you're not will your grace.

516
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:19,920
Speaker 1: Yeah that makes sense, I laughed, how loud, Like I

517
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 1: said at four twenty two, when Kelsel rolls down the

518
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 1: window and inch for Judy. By the way, I totally

519
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 1: don't remember at all this Kelso Judy storyline, but I

520
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,400
Speaker 1: thought it was very funny. Yeah, and they were both

521
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,159
Speaker 1: really good together.

522
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have good chemistry.

523
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 1: Also says I don't. I don't. It means she doesn't

524
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,360
Speaker 1: give a crap a cheeto.

525
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it was a great moment.

526
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: I noticed at six oh four, I'm in the on

527
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: call room with Alex Liz Bogish and Sarah comes in

528
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 1: and mentions the missing percocet and if you know the

529
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 1: end of the episode, you track her face, she's got

530
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: a very guilty face on.

531
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. That was, like I said, man, we always dropped clues,

532
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 2: you know. And the way she deflected it was by saying,

533
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 2: you know, like when watching it this time around, knowing

534
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,159
Speaker 2: how the out knowing what the outcome was, I was like,

535
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 2: oh my god, she just totally gave it away just now. Yeah,

536
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:12,719
Speaker 2: she totally winked at the camera like I did it.

537
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, but it's funny any time you know

538
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,919
Speaker 1: the end of a movie or a TV show and

539
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 1: you go back, you'll hopefully see some little clues. But

540
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 1: of course I never watched this. Probably I probably only

541
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,439
Speaker 1: watched this episode once. I never noticed it, but this

542
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 1: time watching it back, I noticed that either it was

543
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 1: her choice or Spiller directed her to give a little

544
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,880
Speaker 1: bit of a look. But she definitely gives a look

545
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: like oshit.

546
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that doesn't usually, That's what I'm trying to say. Usually,

547
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 2: you know, a lot of movies you go back and

548
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:43,199
Speaker 2: you can't you can't find you know, somebody whoever wrote it,

549
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,640
Speaker 2: or television shows too, You go back and you can't

550
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 2: find where it all tracked from. It doesn't always track.

551
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 2: You know, who's really good at tracking things are like,

552
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 2: you know, James Franco and Seth Rogan and them when

553
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,120
Speaker 2: they write movies, Like when I saw This is the End,

554
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 2: Franco gives you the whole plot in the beginning the

555
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 2: movie of what the movie is gonna be, and you

556
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 2: don't listen to it necessarily because you're just you're waiting

557
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 2: for the laughs. And at the end of the movie

558
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,360
Speaker 2: it's it's exactly what he said to Rogan in the beginning.

559
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 2: He's like, you know this is gonna happen. This happens,

560
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,639
Speaker 2: and then at the end Danny eats me, and then

561
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 2: it happens in the movie when we do that.

562
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 1: But it's been a special case where you didn't track

563
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,160
Speaker 1: it because you were high off your ass.

564
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 2: That's another thing that I've stopped recently. Ganja, you talked

565
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 2: about how you know you eat unhealthy and you went

566
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 2: on this fast because I gave you.

567
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 1: I gave you a pep talk about your diet. Yeah.

568
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 2: Well you also talked about it on the on the

569
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 2: podcast where you were like, you know you we made

570
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 2: all of this pizza and then finally we were like,

571
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:47,439
Speaker 2: we're gonna get healthy. He just showed me his abs, Yes, me,

572
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 2: Dan and Joel. His abs looked good.

573
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 1: If Dan and Joel want to be inspired as well,

574
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,920
Speaker 1: they can be very nice.

575
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 2: Anyway, you talked about it and I was like, well,

576
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 2: I'm doing so many horrible things, like I made fried

577
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 2: chicken last night.

578
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 1: You sent me a picture of you eating fried chicken.

579
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 1: How is that going to help your diet?

580
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 2: It was delicious. By the way, I'm really good at

581
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 2: cooking now, but I can only cook bad foods, you

582
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 2: know what I mean. And so I was like, I

583
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,439
Speaker 2: gotta cut this out. And so I've decided, Oh, so

584
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,719
Speaker 2: you gave up weed last night. You know how it

585
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 2: is with me when I give you these speeches.

586
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 1: Donald is it's.

587
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 2: Not like I've been off of it for you know,

588
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 2: a week. Donald strapped smoking weed literally less than.

589
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: An hour ago. Donald is so funny. This is classic

590
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 1: Donald Faizon. He'll be like, yo, yo, I stopped smoking weed.

591
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh man, good for you, good for

592
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: you when this morning.

593
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 2: I woke up this morning.

594
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: But the crazy frustrating thing about you that I fucking

595
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: hate is when when Donald commits to get in shape,

596
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,959
Speaker 1: he can do it in like a month. He'll be ripped, like,

597
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 1: he will go so hardcore, he'll work out every day,

598
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,199
Speaker 1: he'll totally change his diet. And then you'll see him

599
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 1: and you'll be like, holy shit, you did that in

600
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,719
Speaker 1: four weeks, and that spoiled your ass because now you know,

601
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: in an emergency, like if you get some part where

602
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: you've got to be looking good, you can fucking do

603
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 1: it so fast.

604
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 2: Right. So, if you're Marvel Star Wars, if you're listening

605
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 2: and you're ever, if you're ever thinking about hiring Donald Fazon,

606
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 2: who I am?

607
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 1: Who I am? Come up? Who I am?

608
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 2: And you're like, ah, but he looks like he's out

609
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,199
Speaker 2: of shape right now, know, that all it takes is

610
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 2: one month and I'm yours.

611
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: Did you see Kamal?

612
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he looks amazing.

613
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: Fucking hell man, he looks amazing. Du he went all out.

614
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: He looks like an action figure.

615
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 2: He does look like an action figure. He looks well.

616
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 2: It suits him too. It doesn't look bad on him either.

617
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 1: And I like the fact that he shouted out his

618
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: whole team that did it, because I think sometimes these

619
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,439
Speaker 1: these famous actor types, they show what they did and

620
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 1: they don't say like, oh, and I had a chef

621
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: and I had a trainer, and because yeah, you gotta

622
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,919
Speaker 1: be honest with people and say like, hey, I had

623
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: a team helped me with this. And I like, I

624
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: liked when he revealed it on Instagram that he that

625
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 1: he shouted out everybody that helped him.

626
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 2: Right, it's not something that you can do by yourself.

627
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 2: I don't know how The Rock does it, but I'm

628
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 2: sure the Rock has to.

629
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: He's a zillionaire.

630
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 2: He's got it.

631
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 1: He literally he literally he literally puts up a gym

632
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: wherever he goes. He's got a tent, like a wedding

633
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 1: tent gym that that gets set up wherever he goes.

634
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Iron Paradise.

635
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: Should we get back to the episode Donalds, Let's do

636
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 1: it the love of God? Yeah, I thought at seven

637
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: oh five it was funny. They're on when they're online

638
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 1: at the coffee shop. The guy's wearing a giant headset

639
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 1: like this kind of dates the show at two thousand

640
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: and one or whatever. He's wearing like a full on

641
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: like megaphone headset.

642
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 2: Is it? Is it a headset so he can call

643
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 2: out orders overall?

644
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no no no. This was was a

645
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: guy online. Remember she Judy gets in a fight, that's right,

646
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,959
Speaker 1: and he's on the phone, right, But this is before

647
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: the headsets got tiny.

648
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 2: Right, he had the Janet Jackson went on.

649
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, or like the or what is it? What

650
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 1: was the boy band and saying or whatever that you

651
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 1: have the bige bye bye yeah, coming up headsets.

652
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 2: So John C and I you're on a sign police schedule.

653
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: Has that ever happened to you?

654
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 2: Uh?

655
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: No, me neither.

656
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 2: I've never had to go to the bathroom at the

657
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 2: same time as another man consistently, Like I've gone to

658
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 2: the bathroom and another man has been in the bathroom,

659
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 2: but I didn't go back to the bathroom. Four more

660
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 2: times that day and see same dude.

661
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's awkward. I really hate I agree with Johnny C.

662
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: I don't like fucking urinal banter.

663
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 2: And I'm sure you're in a side contact either.

664
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: No, and I'm sure someone like you. Being in the

665
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: public eye sometimes you have people that want to fist

666
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: bump you and talk to you in the men's room.

667
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: That's no, no, no, no.

668
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 2: Has that happened to you before?

669
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: I just want people want to do it. People want

670
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: to do hip hop hugs, people want to fist bump.

671
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 2: Nope, dude. I remember one time, this dude, we're at

672
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 2: the urinal and he's like, dude, I love your work.

673
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh shit, okay cool. And then

674
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 2: we go to the sink uh oh, and he's like

675
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 2: and we're washing our hands and he's like, I'm telling

676
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 2: you right now, man, is so good. You shine in

677
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 2: like a gold diamond right now, like a gold diamond.

678
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: I was the kiss is a good kisser.

679
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 2: He was a great kisser. Not a great cuddler, but

680
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 2: great kisser.

681
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: I don't think you know, it's fine. I don't want

682
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: to talk when I'm at the urinal. Like if you're

683
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: by the way, you. Speaking of headsets, you see dudes

684
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: like on their phone at the urinal and they're like, no, Jim,

685
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,479
Speaker 1: I told you, and they're like, they're like shaking their

686
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: dick and then they're like then they pull out their

687
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: phone while they're peeing and they got their dick dangling

688
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: and they're like checking their Instagram. That's not my style.

689
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that sounds horrible.

690
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: Now I notice you and Johnny. I guess it's to

691
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: hide penis for the camera, but you're standing very close.

692
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,959
Speaker 1: And even Joel commented on this in her notes that

693
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: she said guy Joel said, quote, do guys really stand

694
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 1: that clothes to the urinal? And I want to be like, no, Joel, No,

695
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: I mean I get this the camera angle, you had

696
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 1: to hide your junk, but we probably want to know this.

697
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: But there's all different types of journals. There's you know,

698
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: at the stadium there's like just a trough, right, and

699
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: then at the like a high end restaurant, there'll be

700
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: like a border that like blocks like no, this is MySpace.

701
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: You can't look in shright now. And nowadays to put

702
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: a little you know, it's funny they put something for

703
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: men to aim for because studies have found that when

704
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 1: men have something to aim at, they're way less likely

705
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 1: to splash everywhere. So now in the urinals, they put

706
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: like an etched little bug or a little bull's eye,

707
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: and you're supposed to I mean, it's not it's not

708
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: that doesn't say please aim for the bug. You just

709
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 1: your brain is like, I'm gonna hit that fucking fig bug,

710
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: and the physics of it, if you aim for that

711
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: bug perfectly, you're least likely to splash all over the floor, right.

712
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 2: I always wonder how that happens, you know what I mean.

713
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,239
Speaker 2: You get on you get on a plane and you

714
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 2: go into the bathroom and a plane and somebody has

715
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 2: just like shipped their brains out in the bathroow like,

716
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 2: and you're.

717
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck, dude explode?

718
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,719
Speaker 2: I remember one time something lady came out.

719
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: The one time.

720
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 2: This young lady came out of the bathroom and I

721
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 2: saw when she came out she was in there for

722
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 2: a while, but when she came out, I saw that

723
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 2: she was She had the moment of I should tell

724
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 2: you not to and but I'm not gonna say anything

725
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 2: because I'm a little embarrassed. And I went into the

726
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 2: bathroom and it was everywhere everything, and I was like,

727
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 2: what do you do? And I wanted to come out

728
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 2: and be.

729
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: Like, that happened, right, What did you do? What did

730
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: you eat? Did you have the fish?

731
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 2: So when I walked by her going back to my seat,

732
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 2: when I walked by her, I just looked at her

733
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 2: and shook my head, No, you did it. I was

734
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 2: like with disapprovement.

735
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 1: Oh that's fucked up. Yeah, listen, have you ever gone

736
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: into a bathroom, like an like an airplane bathroom and

737
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: it's just horrible, like someone just destroyed it and you

738
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: you didn't You just gonna pee or whatever and get out.

739
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 1: And then you were like as you come out the

740
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: person in line, and you feel like you want to

741
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: tell them, like, I didn't do that. I need you

742
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: to know, especially when you're in the public eye, You're like,

743
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: you don't want to go home and tell your friends

744
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: like Donaldson destroyed that fucking airplane bathroom. So you got

745
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: to be like, hey, I just went Pete, I had

746
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 1: nothing to do with.

747
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 2: It in there. I'll even come out and be like,

748
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 2: you need to get the stewardess because whoever was in

749
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 2: their last you need to get the flight attendant because

750
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 2: whoever was in their last totally messed up.

751
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: I had nothing to do with the stalag tights on

752
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: the ceiling.

753
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 2: Right, So when Johnny cees banging his head on the wall,

754
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 2: I remember they cut a hole in the wall into

755
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 2: the other room and then put up a gym matt

756
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 2: had Yeah, yeah, no, a matt, a gym matt, and

757
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 2: then covered the wall again with uh set wall, yeah,

758
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 2: whatever the set wall was, and they covered it up

759
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 2: so that he could bang his wall and not get

760
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 2: a concussion. And if I remember correctly, because that bathroom

761
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 2: that we were in was actually twos where they cut

762
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 2: a hole in the wall and then just put a

763
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 2: fake urinal against.

764
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's how they got that shot of you.

765
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: There's a shot of you straight on and the plumbing

766
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: of the of the urinals in the foreground. They could

767
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: have never gotten that shot if that wall wasn't removal,

768
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 1: or or they could have rigged that little plumbing thing

769
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 1: right in front of the camera. I don't know what

770
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: they did.

771
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 2: Also, the hospital didn't have bathrooms like that, if you recall.

772
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,879
Speaker 1: Right, it didn't have shared men's rooms like that, right, right, yeah, right?

773
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 2: Or and if it did if it did, they put

774
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 2: the urinals on the wall. You had to go into

775
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 2: a stall.

776
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's very hard. It's very hard to shoot

777
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: in a bathroom anyway. So but yeah, so you and Johnny,

778
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: that's the whole arc is actually, there's a lot more

779
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 1: to the arc. It's we were revealed. I never remembered

780
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: at all that it was this blatant that Cox had

781
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 1: a whole thing for for Carlo.

782
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:48,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

783
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys have it out, you know, at

784
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:51,359
Speaker 1: the end.

785
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's what I was trying to tell Johnny,

786
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 2: and he was like I didn't believe it. I'm like,

787
00:34:55,640 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 2: all right, well whatever, man, But.

788
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 1: Well when we have him on, he's coming back on,

789
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: so we gotta we can ask him about.

790
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 2: This, right.

791
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 1: I laughed when you went, I went. I laughed when

792
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 1: you went. You're my little peabody, right right.

793
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 2: I remember, I remember when we were shooting this. This

794
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,399
Speaker 2: is when I was like wow. And I even said

795
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 2: to him, Johnny, don't intimidate me, and he was like,

796
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 2: I'm not intimidating you, man, don't you know, shut the

797
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 2: fuck up with that. And I was like, you're right,

798
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 2: let me just let me do my work. And I

799
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 2: remember being very excited to work with john because I,

800
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 2: you know this, this was really my first moment ever

801
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 2: that we had multiple scenes together.

802
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: And your first story arc together.

803
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 2: Right, And so we were working together multiple days. It

804
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 2: wasn't just one day of filming, and we got to

805
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 2: develop some form of timing together because we didn't necessarily

806
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 2: have that at this point.

807
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 1: So wait, when you started this episode, you said to

808
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: him like, don't intimidate me.

809
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 2: We were doing a scene, the scene where we're face

810
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 2: to face, and Johnny's an intimidating person, and he you know.

811
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: But he was in character. He's supposed to be trying

812
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 1: to intimidate you.

813
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 2: Right, But as as a young actor who's working with

814
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 2: somebody you admire and you're doing stuff like that, you know,

815
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 2: I I got nervous and I was and I you know,

816
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 2: I mumbled out, come on, man, don't intimidate me. And

817
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 2: He's like, shut the fuck up, I'm not intimidating you.

818
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 2: Just do the scene. And I was like, you're actually

819
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:29,800
Speaker 2: right as right good yeah yeah, yeah, So so so.

820
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: It worked out because I think you guys are really

821
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 1: great together. It's very funny Johnny, you know, he always

822
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: was kind of you know, think about it. In when

823
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 1: he was on set kind of in character as Cocks,

824
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: he was always kind of like, you know, he's one

825
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: of those guys you know, some actors, not like on

826
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 1: the Daniel de Lewis level, you hear where someone's like

827
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: you have to call him President Lincoln. But like he

828
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 1: was always you know, he was always kind of you know,

829
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 1: a lot of people stay kind of roughly many, but

830
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 1: Tanken did that and wish I was here. You know,

831
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 1: he would you know, he would be on set, he'd

832
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: kind of be being the guy even when you weren't shoot,

833
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: and then you'd call rap and he'd be like, hey,

834
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 1: that was a great day, man, see you tomorrow, and

835
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: big hug, and he was like and Johnny and Johnny.

836
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: I feel was like that he would kind of, you know,

837
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 1: he was always kind of, don't you think, kind of

838
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: stay a little bit in the Cox character.

839
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 2: And I think and I think that's what everybody interprets

840
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 2: as he's intense and stuff like that, and and and

841
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 2: why people are nervous when they work with him for

842
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 2: the first time because they misconstrue that as this dude

843
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 2: is one hundred percent method, or this dude is an

844
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 2: asshole or this dude's just too intense for me, and

845
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,720
Speaker 2: what he was doing was just being Cox when Cox

846
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 2: is in the hospital. When we work together, you know,

847
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 2: I was very excited to work with the man. I

848
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 2: thought it was I and I love the way the

849
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,359
Speaker 2: story arc ends. I love that we you know, he's

850
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 2: trying to hide it from everyone that he's in love

851
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 2: with Carla, and we figure it out, and you and

852
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,919
Speaker 2: I figure it out. But she hasn't figured it out yet,

853
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 2: and so which is really weird.

854
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 1: Carla not know that Johnny, No, she doesn't.

855
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like women know right away,

856
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 2: and so no.

857
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 1: I think that's bullshit. I think a lot of women

858
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: are like, we're just friends, and I want to be like,

859
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 1: have you not seen when Harry met Sally? Watch that ship?

860
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 2: I think they say we're just friends to push you

861
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 2: into a friends into the friend zone. Anytime a woman goes, no,

862
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 2: we're just friends, she knows what's going on in I disagree.

863
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: I disagree. No no no, no, no no no no

864
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait, Before Joel answers, I

865
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,760
Speaker 1: want to say something I'm not talking about. I'm talking

866
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: about how many times have you spoken to a woman,

867
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 1: whether it be your wife or a girlfriend or someone

868
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 1: else in your life, and you go, you know that guy,

869
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 1: straight guy friend you have wants to sleep with you, right,

870
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 1: And they're like, what, No, we're just friends.

871
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 2: My wife doesn't have any straight friends.

872
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: Right, Guys, well, back in the day she might have

873
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: and she does.

874
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 2: No, she doesn't. All right, well back in the other

875
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,439
Speaker 2: than you should I tell her that you want to sleep?

876
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: What are I would? I'm just kidding. Just good. She

877
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: fine as hell, she is fun. No, no, but you

878
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. You, well, do you know

879
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about?

880
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 5: I do know what you're talking about. And I think

881
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 5: it depends on the person. I don't think we can

882
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,240
Speaker 5: we can paint the entire female gender as being aware

883
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 5: or unawares. I think there I've definitely seen some ladies

884
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 5: in their time, you know, use the sexual attraction to

885
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 5: their advantage and.

886
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 2: Be like, oh, I don't know, we're just friends. But

887
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 2: they knew.

888
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 5: But I've also seen plenty of women who were just like, wait,

889
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,800
Speaker 5: what cause I just thought we were just vibing.

890
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 2: I thought your friends were right.

891
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 1: I think that when Harry met Sally is a really

892
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 1: great articulation for this. It's like, if you're friends for

893
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 1: a certain amount of time, and let's say you're a

894
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: man and woman and you're both heterosexual, and and let's

895
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: stay single at the time, I just I just have

896
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: trouble believing that one one of those parties isn't attracted

897
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: to the other.

898
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 2: I agree with you one hundred percent. Fel like somebody

899
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 2: is always attracted. Look, I don't. I don't. I can't.

900
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 2: I can't sit here and say I have, you know,

901
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 2: other than people colleagues that I work with, I don't

902
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 2: have like a girlfriend that I call up and I'm like, yeah,

903
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 2: all right.

904
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 1: Of course not ninety more, dude, you're married and it's inappropriate.

905
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 1: But I'm saying back in the day.

906
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 2: Now, I wanted to sleep with them. Yeah, that's honest.

907
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,959
Speaker 2: That's the honest to goodness. Try back in the day, if.

908
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: I had a long way around the block to get

909
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 1: to that.

910
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,879
Speaker 2: But back in the day, if I had a friend

911
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 2: and she was a.

912
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 1: Girl, yeah, and she was attractive and you were attracted to.

913
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:42,280
Speaker 2: Her, she didn't necessarily even have to be the hottest

914
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 2: person on the plane. Listen, friends, it's not about it's

915
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 2: not about looks. It's also about how the person you

916
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,720
Speaker 2: know makes you laugh and how they make you feel

917
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 2: and stuff like that. All of that goes into what's

918
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 2: attractive to you, you know what I mean? Like Zach,

919
00:40:56,080 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 2: you aren't the most beautiful man on the planet, But

920
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 2: if you were a female.

921
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,240
Speaker 1: Dan, what are you talking about? Would have got married?

922
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 2: You would have got married.

923
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: I have the weirdest boner right now. Oh, should we

924
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 1: get back to the episode. Should probably take a break.

925
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 2: Let's go to it.

926
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 1: Let's take a break. I gotta cool down. I gotta

927
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:28,800
Speaker 1: take a cold shower. It's been brought to my attention

928
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,879
Speaker 1: that when we come back from break, Dan, that you've

929
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 1: chosen the section of the song that's the old one

930
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: without the MM and but before you correct it. I've

931
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 1: had people tell me on Instagram they like it because

932
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,879
Speaker 1: they know it's not going to be there, and they

933
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 1: do them themselves to the song.

934
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, So you.

935
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,319
Speaker 1: Mean you might be saying you did that on purpose, Dan.

936
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 2: I find it amazing that the it is so important

937
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 2: to everyone. I get it, I get it, I get it.

938
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 2: It's amazing to me that without it, some of you

939
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,800
Speaker 2: get very upset.

940
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I like our fan, our fan participation. I

941
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: gotta tell you, they weigh in nationally passionately. Yeah, you

942
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: know they were talking about today. Someone asked me, when

943
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 1: are you guys gonna do merch? And I said, oh,

944
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,879
Speaker 1: it's funny. We were just kind of shooting the shit

945
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: about that. What do you guys want? And I had

946
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 1: like dozens and dozens of people saying they want Donald

947
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: on a beach towel. They want I would love to

948
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: have you on a beach towel.

949
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 2: It's that episode, people, it is that episode.

950
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: I would well, no, no, I don't mean stop no,

951
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 1: I moved on from the homerotesism. I'm just saying, your

952
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 1: cute face on a beach towel would be delightful, or

953
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: a mug. I was thinking a mug. That's your face, right,

954
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,320
Speaker 1: and then when you pour hot water and it changes

955
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: to my face.

956
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 2: That's hilarious.

957
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: Joelle, you like that, right, that's hilarious. That's probably gonna

958
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: cost a lot of money.

959
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would you know?

960
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 1: It's funny most most podcasts. I didn't realize from podcasts

961
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: like merch was important, but I guess a lot of

962
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 1: podcasts sell like mugs and T shirts and then when

963
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 1: they ask it I know. But when they when I heard,

964
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: asked us, what do you guys want to sell that?

965
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 1: Like Donald and I were like, oh, mugs. The change

966
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: color tells teky neck. This is like the most elaborate shit.

967
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 1: They were like, well, we were thinking mugs.

968
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 2: Right, we were thinking maybe pin, like a pin or

969
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 2: something like that. How about like a button like that

970
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 2: says fake doctor's real friends on it.

971
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, how about a button.

972
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 2: I do like the idea of T shirts and stuff like, Yeah.

973
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,399
Speaker 1: I have a very fun I just have funny. Ice

974
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: was laughing about funny merch ideas. I guess it's a

975
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: T shirt or a mug.

976
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 2: Okay, I have a question. Let's get back to the show.

977
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 2: I have a question.

978
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,399
Speaker 1: Is is it asking me to sing from Pippin? Because

979
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 1: I'm prepared?

980
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,760
Speaker 2: I warmed No, I was going to go into Pippen,

981
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 2: but we can go into Pippin.

982
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: App everything has it sees hon go ahead? Oh god, Zach,

983
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: I want to It was my audition song when I

984
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: was a child.

985
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 2: Okay, So, for those who don't know, Zach Brath is

986
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 2: heavily into musical theater. He's so heavily into.

987
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 1: Music, not really anymore, but go ahead, he's.

988
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 2: So heavy or he us so heavily into musical theater.

989
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 2: When he was a kid, he went away to camp, Yeah,

990
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 2: theater camp that was musical theater camp.

991
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 1: Yeah called Stage door Manor. And my father, my father said,

992
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: as I was packing for musical theater camp, he said, well,

993
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: I I guess you don't need to bring a mint.

994
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 2: A baseball mit.

995
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: I was like, no, Dad, but hand to hand me

996
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:37,280
Speaker 1: over my my Ben nine makeup kit, because we're gonna

997
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: work on under eye. We're gonna work on how to

998
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 1: do Southern freckles.

999
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 2: So because of that, when was this something that? Was

1000
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 2: this something that you wrote? Was this your joke that

1001
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 2: you wrote?

1002
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 1: No, but it's hilarious.

1003
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 2: I mean it's a great joke.

1004
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: I wish I wrote it.

1005
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 2: My son. I was to see my nephew tonight and

1006
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 2: Pippin who's he playing?

1007
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,760
Speaker 1: It's a loon? It's Alma's delivery like it The Alma's

1008
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: Delivery has a little bit of like, how dare you

1009
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 1: imply that my nephew is not the lead? She's like

1010
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,320
Speaker 1: Pippin bitch.

1011
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,280
Speaker 2: Now Pippen in the original Broadway.

1012
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: You're not gonna know this, are you?

1013
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 2: Was played by Ben Vereen in my career.

1014
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 1: No, no, the very good, very good fuck up and

1015
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: thank you for asking. The original Pippen was played by

1016
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 1: Michael Weston's father, John Rubinstein.

1017
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 2: Wow.

1018
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 1: For those who don't know, Michael Weston played private dancer

1019
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: run Scrubs. And he was in my film Garden Stadium.

1020
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: He was in my film Whish I was here. He's

1021
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 1: a wonderful actor.

1022
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 2: He was also in the other movie you did with

1023
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 2: all those other actors, Casey Affleck and.

1024
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the Last Kiss. He was in the Last Kiss.

1025
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 1: Michael and I have done. We used to live together, a.

1026
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 2: Couple of movies. You've done like four movies together now, Yeah,

1027
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 2: Ben Veren. Best song in the show, join us, leave

1028
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 2: your feels to flower, join us, leave yo cheese to so.

1029
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: Join us, Come and waste our auto two dude ly

1030
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: do illusion me. So it's a really it's a really

1031
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:15,919
Speaker 1: great show. And it's about a guy looking for trying

1032
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: to figure out who he wants to be and his

1033
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: very seventies and very sexual and I think Bob Fosse

1034
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,880
Speaker 1: choreographed it. And anyway, so when I was a kid

1035
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,919
Speaker 1: auditioning for musicals at like musical theater camp, I would

1036
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,839
Speaker 1: do want to Pippin' songs? Was this corner of the sky.

1037
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 1: Everything has its season, everything has its time. Show me

1038
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:40,919
Speaker 1: a reason and I'll show you a rhyme, very pretty song. Wait,

1039
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: let me get to the chorus for you don't pour us.

1040
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 1: Get to the chorus.

1041
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 2: Do you remember it?

1042
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 1: Hold on, shut up, Rivers belong with they can ramble.

1043
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: Eagles belong with eagles, eagle eagles, eagles belong with, they

1044
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: can fly. I've got to be where my spirit can

1045
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 1: run free. Gotta find by corner of the guy.

1046
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,439
Speaker 2: Damn big round up plat man.

1047
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 1: Can you do thunderous applause there? So, yeah, I did

1048
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: go to theater camp. I loved it. It's actually what

1049
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 1: started my acting career. And uh, you know it was

1050
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: like you going to that fame school.

1051
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 2: How did you find out about theater camp? That's the question.

1052
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: Like I didn't want to go to you know, I

1053
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: was my dad was doing community theater and he's a lawyer,

1054
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 1: but his hobby was he was always in the plays

1055
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 1: and he was amazing. You know, you knew my dad.

1056
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: He was charming and funny and he was always always

1057
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: got the leads. So I would go as a little

1058
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 1: kid and you know, eight years old and watch my

1059
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 1: dad in the local play be the lead and make

1060
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 1: everybody laugh. And I was like, I told you this.

1061
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to be this, this is

1062
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: a job, like I want to be a part of this.

1063
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: And then the normal camp. Again, normal camps had so

1064
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 1: much to do with like sports, it wasn't like exciting me.

1065
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: And my parents were like, you know, there are theater camps,

1066
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 1: and I was like, go on, And I went to

1067
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: one called Bravo first, and then that one closed down,

1068
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 1: and then I went to a Stage War which is

1069
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: still alive and very very much alive. It's like the

1070
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 1: most popular one. At twelve eighteen. When I say to Elliott,

1071
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you had your chance with me, I

1072
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 1: literally said out loud, oof, like I told you. I've

1073
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: been writing down my my my lols. I literally wrote

1074
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: down oof wow, Like that was so fucked up to

1075
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: say that.

1076
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 2: And not only was it fucked up, but it was

1077
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 2: just I mean, it's totally fucked up, but it's so

1078
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,240
Speaker 2: below the belt, dude, it's.

1079
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: No who would say that. I mean, it's such a

1080
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: dicky thing to say.

1081
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,839
Speaker 2: And even if she's not even if she's not jealous.

1082
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 2: You know what she turns out to be at the end.

1083
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 2: What a dick, dude, right, what a dick? JD was

1084
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 2: such a dick for that. But it worked, it works.

1085
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: Fucked up thing is that it worked. But let's not

1086
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 1: get ahead of ourselves. Thirteen fifty two. Cox knows your name,

1087
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 1: first time he ever knows it.

1088
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 2: GUESSI.

1089
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he calls you Turk. He goes, your name's Turk.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right, so right, right right, that's how he

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Speaker 2: finds out I'm Turk, your turk, got it? Got it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? When you show up, when you show up to.

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Speaker 2: The surgical consult? Do you remember this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 2: Do you? But do you remember it? I remember from

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Speaker 2: do you remember how I couldn't get surgical consult? Right?

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00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 2: And so I wrote the song did someone call for

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00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:19,720
Speaker 2: a surgical consult? And I did that for like twenty

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Speaker 2: minutes before we show this episode for this episode.

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Speaker 1: Because it was a tongue twister surgical consult.

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00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 2: Not only that, I just couldn't put together surgical console.

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00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 2: Like I walked in the room a couple of times

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00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 2: and was like, did somebody call for a And I

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00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 2: didn't know what a surgical consult was? And so because

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Speaker 2: I didn't know what a surgical consult was, I couldn't

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Speaker 2: fath I couldn't put it together in my brain.

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Speaker 1: So did someone explain to you what a surgical consult was? No?

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Speaker 2: I just sang a song.

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Speaker 1: See that's interesting. See Donald has uh your way of

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00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: learning would be like, I know what I'm gonna do.

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00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn that fucking into a song, and that's

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Speaker 1: how you learned it.

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Speaker 2: And that's what I did. Yeah, I remember, I remember

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Speaker 2: the That was one of the first times in the

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00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 2: show where I was like, I'm costing the crew all

1116
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Speaker 2: of this time right now because I can't get this

1117
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 2: line right. I went home and I know I studied

1118
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 2: this shit, but for some reason, this this word sounds

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Speaker 2: foreign to me. And so because it sounds foreign to me,

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Speaker 2: I can't deliver it the way I want to deliver it.

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00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,320
Speaker 2: And so I sang it over and over and over again.

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00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 2: And when it finally felt like I could throw it

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Speaker 2: away and it wasn't something that I had to think about,

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Speaker 2: no problem.

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Speaker 1: Bam, that's good. That's a good trick. It's always good

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Speaker 1: to have those little devices.

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00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:36,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we need them.

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Speaker 1: I have a device that I learned where if you're

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00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 1: trying to remember someone's name, you picture someone that you

1130
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: know from your past who has that name in their

1131
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 1: exact position, and then you can you'll always remember the

1132
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 1: person's name.

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Speaker 2: Does that work?

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00:50:55,560 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, tell you try it. If you're listening, you

1135
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,879
Speaker 1: really got I gotta remember this guy's name. I want

1136
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,880
Speaker 1: you to pick someone from your history, and let's say

1137
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 1: they're a barista at the Starbucks. You go through whatever,

1138
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 1: and you and you're like, oh my god, I know

1139
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:11,879
Speaker 1: this guy. I gotta remember. Well, they have named taxosn't count,

1140
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: but you know what I mean, someone who you're like,

1141
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: I really want to remember this person's name. Picture someone

1142
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 1: from your past, the weirder and more eccentric, the better

1143
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 1: in that exact spot, and then it'll lock in and

1144
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 1: you'll always remember their name.

1145
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 2: I have played myself the way JD played hisself when

1146
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 2: he was like when he went home that night and

1147
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 2: he put roses on the bed. You've done that, Oh dude.

1148
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 2: I remember one time. I'm not even sure if it

1149
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 2: was a definite thing, but this young lady who I

1150
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 2: was dating at the time, and we were pretty young,

1151
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 2: so you know, it took it wasn't like we were

1152
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 2: having sex, so we were leading up to that. I

1153
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 2: she was like, yeah, maybe I'll come over, and I

1154
00:51:56,719 --> 00:52:00,479
Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna be romantic, okay. And I went

1155
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 2: to Pizza Hut because that's what I had money for,

1156
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 2: and I got two personal pan pizzas and I put

1157
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 2: it on the floor in my room at my mom's house.

1158
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 2: And I took the blanket off of my bed and

1159
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 2: put it on the floor. First of all, I cleaned

1160
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 2: my room.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 2: Also, how old are you put the blanket? I don't

1163
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 2: want to talk about age ages.

1164
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Speaker 1: And it be funny if you were like, what do

1165
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:24,879
Speaker 1: you mean thirty five?

1166
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,839
Speaker 2: Right? Ages is important at this point. And I put

1167
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 2: a blanket down. I got a brick to hold the

1168
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 2: blanket down in the middle of the blanket and put

1169
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 2: candles on the brick, lit the candles, set up the

1170
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 2: pizzas with the soft drinks, and waited for her to

1171
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:51,799
Speaker 2: come over. And she didn't come. Oh. And when I

1172
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 2: look back, I remember calling her and being like, well,

1173
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 2: you didn't come over, and she was like, I told you, well,

1174
00:52:55,640 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 2: maybe i'd come over. And I took the maybe as

1175
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 2: she's coming over, wow, And I and.

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Speaker 1: That young woman's name Rihanna, right, and that young woman's

1177
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 1: name was Beyonce Knowles. I I once really liked a

1178
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: girl when I was living in Manhattan out of college,

1179
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 1: and I I'm not much of a cook, but I

1180
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: asked my stepfather, who's a really good cook, for a

1181
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 1: recipe to impress this girl. And so I spent the

1182
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Speaker 1: whole day. This was first date I knew her. Though

1183
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 1: she was I knew her, but this was the first

1184
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 1: time I was asking around and we were going to

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00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 1: meet at my apartment and then I was going to

1186
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:35,319
Speaker 1: take her to circ de Solet. So I spent money

1187
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 1: on like circus light tickets. I didn't have, you know,

1188
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 1: I was a PA. I didn't have much money, and

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Speaker 1: I spent the whole day. I was so excited. She

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00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 1: came over and she was so upset, pissed off about

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00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 1: her day and like rambling about her day and yeah,

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00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: this happened, and my boss was dead da. She barely

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Speaker 1: even like acknowledged the fact that I had spent this

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Speaker 1: entire day making her dinner.

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Speaker 2: Did she well, did you say I spent the entire

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Speaker 2: day making No.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to be like I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: rub it in, but I was like, I made you

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Speaker 1: dinner like this happens all the time when you're dating me,

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00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 1: and uh, and eat any of it. I think she

1201
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 1: nibbled on it and was unimpressed. And I never really

1202
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: made anyone food again.

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00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:13,879
Speaker 2: Did you take her to sark to sole?

1204
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 1: Yeah? I did I but yeah, I took it a

1205
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 1: stirk to silet and then I think, you know, she

1206
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 1: had a good time, and I think I got friend zoned.

1207
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 2: And then you got friend zoned.

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00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: Well, so there you go. And since then I never

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Speaker 1: made anyone dinner again.

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Speaker 2: I hear that. Let's take a break.

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00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:34,840
Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words.

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Speaker 5: Guys, we're gonna let the fan in now.

1213
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh what's up?

1214
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:42,240
Speaker 2: Guards?

1215
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: Welcome as real friends. Let's Joelle do a formal introduction.

1216
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: Now that we're all here, we have our manual.

1217
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 2: I stole it.

1218
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 1: I stole it.

1219
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:00,799
Speaker 2: He works at a children's hospitals.

1220
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Speaker 1: That's so amazing, man. Thank you for being I imagine

1221
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:09,800
Speaker 1: you're you're out there being a frontline worker as we speak.

1222
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes, And you know I wouldn't I'd be

1223
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 6: remiss if I hadn't introduced my roommate, who also works

1224
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 6: in the hospital. He's an administrator the b A hospital system.

1225
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Speaker 1: Wow, you guys are the perfect guest for our show.

1226
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 1: For the show, Wow, Joel, we're good producing. You got

1227
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: some solid guests.

1228
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Speaker 2: Joel's best.

1229
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Speaker 1: So what's it been like these days at a children's hospital,

1230
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 1: because you know, we hear out in the world that

1231
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 1: children aren't getting affected as much, but then of course

1232
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,400
Speaker 1: now we're hearing in New York some are and what's

1233
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:42,800
Speaker 1: it what's it like these days?

1234
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's funny.

1235
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Speaker 6: So during the height of the COVID epidemic, you know,

1236
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:50,359
Speaker 6: we weren't getting as many kids, at least not as much.

1237
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 2: Like so, I work in the ICU in the hospital,

1238
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:54,799
Speaker 2: so we weren't getting as much in the ICU.

1239
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 6: But since but now lately we've been getting you know

1240
00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 6: what they've been talking about then you used the whole

1241
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 6: systemic inflammatory response like post COVID type of thing. So

1242
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 6: that's like very interesting to see because you know, we

1243
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 6: weren't seeing a lot and people were saying kids weren't

1244
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 6: geting affected as much, and now we're seeing them come

1245
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 6: in with all these different symptoms and so you know.

1246
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 2: It's it's a learning experience. But we have seen something similar.

1247
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 6: It's similar to like that KWA was hockey disease that

1248
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 6: they're talking about that, but we have an idea of

1249
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 6: how to like treat it. But it's just interesting to

1250
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 6: see that it's popping up now.

1251
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 2: You know, our kids making full I know there are

1252
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,919
Speaker 2: some that that didn't make recoveries, but our kids making

1253
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 2: full recoveries. Like you hear about patients that get COVID

1254
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 2: and you know their bodies have been pretty much destroyed

1255
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:41,359
Speaker 2: by the virus. Yeah, what about what the children? Are

1256
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,840
Speaker 2: the children making the recovery with this.

1257
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 1: New Kawiski yeah thing.

1258
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Speaker 6: Yeah, So thankfully, most of the patients that I've taken

1259
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 6: care of personally have recovered. I mean, you know, there

1260
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 6: are some cases that I'm sure have not gone our way,

1261
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,840
Speaker 6: but for the most part, from what I've been seeing personally, like,

1262
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 6: our patients have been recovering and a lot of them

1263
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 6: have been doing pretty well.

1264
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Speaker 1: When you went to nursing school, and you obviously could

1265
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 1: choose any area you chose, what I would imagine is

1266
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: the most hardcore thing being an ICU nurse at a

1267
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:14,319
Speaker 1: pediatric hospital. I mean you must have days where you're

1268
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: I mean you must have days where you're just emotionally crushed.

1269
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 6: So I chose pediatrics because when I was younger, I

1270
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 6: was you know, hospitalized for a bit, and so I remember, like,

1271
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 6: you know, all the nurses that took care of me,

1272
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 6: and so when I became a nurse, I kind of

1273
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 6: wanted to give back and take care of those patients.

1274
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 6: And it is very, you know, emotionally heavy sometimes, but

1275
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 6: you know, I work with such amazing people and you

1276
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 6: could always rely on that. And then I got right here,

1277
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 6: who's in a health field, so we could alays talk

1278
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 6: to him, and I got and I just let I

1279
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 6: have a good support network of people that I could

1280
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 6: always talk to and rely on if I'm feeling down.

1281
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 6: And you know, thankfully we have more good days than

1282
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 6: bad days, and so you kind of rely on those

1283
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 6: to kind of get you through.

1284
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 2: Do you feel like the bad days are behind you

1285
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 2: right now? As far as far as what we're dealing with,

1286
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 2: I thought so.

1287
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:07,000
Speaker 6: But with this new you know, Kawasaki thing, we're definitely

1288
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 6: seeing more paince that's like you, I see you. We're

1289
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 6: having more of those kind of patients in there, but

1290
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 6: thankfully a lot of them are doing good.

1291
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 2: So I'm I remain hopeful still so well.

1292
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 1: I mean, I got to tell you I've spent some

1293
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 1: time in ICUs because I had a very sick sister

1294
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 1: and a very sick father. And you know when these

1295
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 1: icy U nurses, they're they're like superheroes. When you when

1296
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 1: you when you have someone who's just so responsive and

1297
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 1: so on it, you want to hug them because you know,

1298
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 1: by the time you're in an ICU, you know things

1299
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 1: are pretty dire and yeah, and so I'm virtually hugging

1300
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 1: you right now. You're getting a stubal COVID proof hug.

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Speaker 2: I'm doing it. It looks like I'm saying, what Conda?

1302
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 2: That is a hug? That is a hug? What Conda? Forever?

1303
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 2: And a hug?

1304
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 1: Oh God? All right, do you guys have a question

1305
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 1: for for us? That's why we're here to do to

1306
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 1: answer any conditions. He's got a book. You know, we

1307
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,920
Speaker 1: have some people, we have some people, we have some

1308
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 1: people come on e Manuel and we asked him give

1309
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 1: a question the whole point of coming on the show.

1310
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 1: And they're like, what what now a question? And now

1311
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 1: a Manuel pulled out like a Manuel pulled out, a

1312
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 1: Manuel pulled out a binder.

1313
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 2: Go ahead, all right.

1314
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 6: So I know you guys had talked about why you

1315
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 6: guys are doing the show, bringing yourselves into the character

1316
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 6: and making it a little bit easier to play. But

1317
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 6: one thing I wanted to is there anything about the

1318
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 6: character that you played that you brought into your own

1319
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 6: personal lives?

1320
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 2: Is there anything about Turk that I brought into my

1321
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 2: own personal life?

1322
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:44,439
Speaker 5: Ah?

1323
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bought j D. That's the best answer, actually.

1324
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 1: But I brought out like think of like when you're

1325
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 1: adjusting a picture and you can crank the saturation. Ye

1326
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 1: I brought out Donald's feminine side. You did that, you

1327
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 1: did because when I first met Donald, he had a

1328
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 1: lot of this love of musicals and being silly and

1329
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 1: shit inside of him. But he was his front was

1330
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:15,080
Speaker 1: like yo, yo, yo, let's go play basketball. And now

1331
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 1: looking and he's fucking singing Pippin left and right.

1332
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 2: You know, I went to school with a bunch of

1333
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:26,440
Speaker 2: theater kids and stuff like that, and I remember being like, oh, suckers,

1334
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 2: a bunch of theater kids, right, And now I look

1335
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 2: back at it and I'm like, I wish I was

1336
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 2: a theater hit. They used to sing all of these

1337
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 2: songs and stuff like that, and I wanted to sing

1338
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 2: the songs. But you know, I was a sucker. I

1339
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 2: was just a sucker. And now I look at it

1340
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, you know, yeah, so there is that.

1341
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:49,360
Speaker 2: There is that a lot of the things that JD

1342
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 2: and Turk did as best friends opened me up to

1343
01:00:53,480 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 2: be way more comfortable around men than I was before. Yeah,

1344
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 2: and not to say that I wasn't comfortable around men,

1345
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 2: but you know, it's different. It's way different.

1346
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, You're more comfortable just

1347
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:14,440
Speaker 1: being whoever. I mean. I mean, obviously correct me if

1348
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, but what you're saying is you're more comfortable

1349
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 1: just being whoever you are. I think as young as

1350
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 1: young men, we have to put it up. We always

1351
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 1: put up all these uh you know, obviously I can't

1352
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,560
Speaker 1: speak for the for the women's experience, but as a

1353
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 1: young man, you feel like you have to put up

1354
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 1: all these fronts like I'm tough, and I'm straight and

1355
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 1: and uh and anything you did that was lightly slightly effeminate,

1356
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:35,960
Speaker 1: you know, high school kids and middle school kids were like, oh,

1357
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 1: you're so fucking gay and all this shit. And I

1358
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:41,439
Speaker 1: think what what I felt with with with scrubs and

1359
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 1: uh brought out in me. And I think Donald was like,

1360
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 1: all right, I'm just gonna be like whoever I am

1361
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 1: and be that.

1362
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I and I knew that it was

1363
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 2: an issue for other people when I made a comment

1364
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:58,640
Speaker 2: when playing basketball. I made a comment like, you know,

1365
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 2: like I said some and silly, like my nipples are hard.

1366
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,360
Speaker 2: And the dude that I was playing basketball with was like, yo, man,

1367
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 2: come on, man, man, what's going on with that? And

1368
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, you have you you're not comfortable.

1369
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:14,920
Speaker 2: You have your own issues.

1370
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:15,880
Speaker 1: And then you're like, give me.

1371
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,960
Speaker 2: My issue, that's your issue.

1372
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:20,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's a good answer. Don I don't know

1373
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 1: if I get top Donald's answer, but I will say,

1374
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:24,920
Speaker 1: and this is not just because you're a hero ice

1375
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 1: you nurse. I think I brought a full on respect

1376
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 1: for what even even though we were faking it, what

1377
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:35,200
Speaker 1: it's like to work in this profession, and such a

1378
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:39,160
Speaker 1: respect for people who work in the medical field and

1379
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 1: how hard it is. And Donald and I had the

1380
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 1: luxury of pretending to be doctors and getting the fun

1381
01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:49,520
Speaker 1: of pretending to save lives and pretending to come to

1382
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 1: the rescue, and now you know, as a younger man

1383
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 1: when we were doing the show, I didn't have that

1384
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:58,640
Speaker 1: many experiences. But then after living many more years and

1385
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:01,920
Speaker 1: had more life experiences where I was just pleading with

1386
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 1: medical professionals to save important lives. To me, I think

1387
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 1: I had so much more respect and especially now with

1388
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 1: this COVID insanity and and people fighting back against medical professionals.

1389
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw that amazing shot of

1390
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,640
Speaker 1: the nurse standing in the in the in the crosswalk

1391
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:21,680
Speaker 1: when when there was like an anti COVID lock up protest,

1392
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 1: it reminded me of It reminded me of the of

1393
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 1: the guy standing in front of the tank. Yeah, and

1394
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 1: I just thought, I don't know, I have so much

1395
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:34,000
Speaker 1: respect and love for for nurses and doctors and EMTs

1396
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 1: and paramis. When I was a kid, I wanted to

1397
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 1: be a paramedic. I thought there's nothing more badass about

1398
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:41,000
Speaker 1: flying down the street in an ambulance to come.

1399
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 4: To the.

1400
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:45,479
Speaker 2: I agree with that too. I take my health way

1401
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 2: more serious now, you know what I mean. Before I

1402
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:51,840
Speaker 2: was very afraid to go to the hospital. There was

1403
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:56,240
Speaker 2: something scary about going to the hospital, especially as an

1404
01:03:56,240 --> 01:04:00,160
Speaker 2: African American male. It seems like, you know, yeah, out

1405
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 2: of my relatives and everything. Didn't go to the hospital

1406
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 2: until it was the last resort. It's the last thing

1407
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:15,120
Speaker 2: that I've tried, every home remedy I could do. Disinfection

1408
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:17,920
Speaker 2: isn't going away. I'm gonna fight it. I'm gonna fight it.

1409
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:20,919
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fight it. Holy cow, I can't feel my leg.

1410
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:23,200
Speaker 2: I think I should go to the hospital now, you

1411
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:26,680
Speaker 2: know what I mean. I think while making scrubs, it

1412
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 2: became all right, I don't need to be afraid of

1413
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:35,120
Speaker 2: because it's not They're not gonna kill me if I go.

1414
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:39,360
Speaker 2: I might die if I don't go, though, so let

1415
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 2: me let me take care of what's going on with

1416
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 2: me as soon as it pops up. And then I

1417
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 2: became a hypochondriac. Now all of a sudden, I was

1418
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:51,120
Speaker 2: at the hospital like every five sec. If I had

1419
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 2: a you know, if my nose was running, and I

1420
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:54,400
Speaker 2: was like going to the doctor real quick.

1421
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:58,600
Speaker 1: Donald always thinks he has the worst thing. He's that guy.

1422
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 1: I'd be like, dude, it's a zi it's a tumor.

1423
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:04,600
Speaker 2: Right, they say better than say sorry, right?

1424
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:05,520
Speaker 5: Right?

1425
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:08,640
Speaker 1: Do you guys have another question for the legendary Donald Faison.

1426
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:10,080
Speaker 2: And yes, can they hear me?

1427
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:14,120
Speaker 1: So, Doctor Cox was your mentor on the show.

1428
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 6: Do you guys have like a mentor in real life

1429
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:17,080
Speaker 6: during your acting careers?

1430
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:18,720
Speaker 1: Wow? Very good question.

1431
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:22,840
Speaker 2: So many, whether they realized they were my mentors or not.

1432
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,440
Speaker 2: I have so many mentors. Bill Lawrence has been a

1433
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:27,680
Speaker 2: mentor to me. He taught me how to tell a joke.

1434
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 2: I feel like I might have always been funny, you know,

1435
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:36,080
Speaker 2: but there's a process to telling a good joke, and

1436
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:41,040
Speaker 2: when you stumble on words that are meaningful for the punchline,

1437
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 2: it makes it so the joke doesn't work.

1438
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:44,160
Speaker 5: Uh.

1439
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 2: And so because of that, I've been very lucky to

1440
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:53,560
Speaker 2: work with someone like Bill Lawrence, who really taught me

1441
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:57,439
Speaker 2: the anatomy of a joke and how to tell a joke.

1442
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:01,480
Speaker 2: He's one person, Denzel Washington, my whole life, whether he

1443
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:03,840
Speaker 2: knows it or not. After working with him, and remember

1444
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 2: the Titans too, you know, he's always been a hero

1445
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:13,680
Speaker 2: of mine and also a mentor. You know his if

1446
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:17,120
Speaker 2: you listen to interviews with Denzel Washington, and you know

1447
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:21,320
Speaker 2: he's just a very deep mind and a very very

1448
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 2: good actor. And so he's one of those people that

1449
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:26,320
Speaker 2: I've always looked up to and when I finally got

1450
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:29,840
Speaker 2: to meet him, he's definitely a hero and a mentor.

1451
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:32,080
Speaker 1: When you were on that movie, did he ever say

1452
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:33,320
Speaker 1: any get any.

1453
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:37,360
Speaker 2: He gave one tip one time. Mostly he led by example.

1454
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:39,960
Speaker 2: He you know, he's very hard worker, you know what

1455
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:43,959
Speaker 2: I mean, and comes to work prepared and to get

1456
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:47,160
Speaker 2: you prepared, he'll run lines with you over and over

1457
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:49,640
Speaker 2: and over and over again, right so that when the

1458
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:53,160
Speaker 2: camera rolls, you're ready to play. But he gave me

1459
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:55,320
Speaker 2: one bit of advice because we were as a bunch

1460
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:58,840
Speaker 2: of young men, were all in our early twenties and

1461
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,720
Speaker 2: we're messing around and where you know, it's a movie

1462
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 2: about football players, and we're doing you know, we're giving

1463
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:07,480
Speaker 2: each other elbows and you know, uh, pretending that we're

1464
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:09,680
Speaker 2: punching each other in the face and everything like that

1465
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:11,600
Speaker 2: because we're all young men. And he was like, you know,

1466
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 2: I did this movie Glory, and I was like, go on,

1467
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:18,880
Speaker 2: and he was like, there was somebody in the cast

1468
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:20,880
Speaker 2: who used to do what you guys are doing right now.

1469
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:23,240
Speaker 2: And I remember him looking at me because I was

1470
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:27,760
Speaker 2: very excessive about you know, one, I played around way

1471
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:29,919
Speaker 2: too much. Still to this day, I play around way

1472
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:31,640
Speaker 2: too much when working. And he was like, and this

1473
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:34,200
Speaker 2: dude would play around and he would pretend to punch

1474
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:36,520
Speaker 2: people in the face and act like he was gonna

1475
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 2: you know, and he would be joking. And one day

1476
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:43,640
Speaker 2: he slipped and hit an extra in the face, somebody

1477
01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:45,960
Speaker 2: who was you know, bent around the set and everything

1478
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,760
Speaker 2: like that, and laughed it off, and he punched this

1479
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:53,320
Speaker 2: guy in the face accidentally, but still punch this guy

1480
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:58,480
Speaker 2: in the face. And the guy started crying and taking

1481
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:02,040
Speaker 2: off his you know, jazz because he knew, I'm about

1482
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:06,000
Speaker 2: to kick this man's ass and get fired. This is

1483
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:08,880
Speaker 2: the end of me ever being in this movie. And

1484
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:10,880
Speaker 2: I've been here for a while and I like these people.

1485
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:13,440
Speaker 2: I'm about to kick this dude's ask though, because he

1486
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:17,719
Speaker 2: punched me in the face. And the guy apologizes and apologize.

1487
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:20,040
Speaker 2: It doesn't need to go there, brother, No please, no, no, no,

1488
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:23,280
Speaker 2: let's not do this. Let's you know, And finally, you know,

1489
01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:27,080
Speaker 2: they calmed the guy down and it's all right, don't worry,

1490
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:29,880
Speaker 2: let's work this out. But he was like, you know,

1491
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:33,080
Speaker 2: you guys are playing around so damn much. Somebody's gonna

1492
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:36,000
Speaker 2: catch a fence to this, and get hurt, and you're

1493
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:38,880
Speaker 2: not gonna be able to talk him back. So my

1494
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:43,000
Speaker 2: advice to you all, as he's looking at me is

1495
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:46,720
Speaker 2: to shut this shit down. Stop doing this. And I

1496
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:50,080
Speaker 2: remember being like, you're absolutely right, because if I punched

1497
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:52,720
Speaker 2: that dude in the face accidentally, he's not gonna he's

1498
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:54,479
Speaker 2: not gonna care if it was an accident or not.

1499
01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:57,200
Speaker 2: He's gonna be upset and want to break me up.

1500
01:08:57,680 --> 01:09:00,799
Speaker 1: So that's an amazing story. And I just love that Denzel

1501
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 1: was like, so I did this film glory? I would

1502
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:11,479
Speaker 1: say for me, I mean, can't. The first answer is

1503
01:09:11,479 --> 01:09:15,000
Speaker 1: obviously Bill Bill Lawrence, who created the show. He taught

1504
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:20,080
Speaker 1: me so much about acting and directing and how to

1505
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:23,040
Speaker 1: the business. You know, Bill's some people are good writers,

1506
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:25,360
Speaker 1: but they're not savvy about the business and how to

1507
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:27,880
Speaker 1: navigate the business. And Bill taught Donald and I both

1508
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:30,760
Speaker 1: a lot about how to navigate Hollywood and how to

1509
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:33,600
Speaker 1: navigate the industry. And you're never on a job for

1510
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:36,160
Speaker 1: nine years, so it was like it was like grad school.

1511
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:39,040
Speaker 1: We learned so much over the course of nine years

1512
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:41,120
Speaker 1: and a lot of and to this day, when I

1513
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:43,280
Speaker 1: have a script that I'm writing, I gave it to Bill.

1514
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:45,719
Speaker 1: When I have a first edit of a movie i'm directing,

1515
01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:48,479
Speaker 1: I show Bill and he comes in and gives me

1516
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:52,719
Speaker 1: really tough notes and good notes. So Bill first and foremost,

1517
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:55,479
Speaker 1: and then I guess my My version of the Denzel

1518
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:57,040
Speaker 1: thing is, I just got to work with Robert de

1519
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,960
Speaker 1: Niro in a film, and he's a He's a huge

1520
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:04,360
Speaker 1: hero of mine. And just watching the way he worked

1521
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:08,320
Speaker 1: and how humble he was and uh and how he

1522
01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:11,479
Speaker 1: I just just being on set with a legend like that,

1523
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:14,160
Speaker 1: I felt like I was getting I was becoming a

1524
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:16,639
Speaker 1: better actor. And there were a handful of little things

1525
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:18,080
Speaker 1: he did that I like, Oh, I'm gonna try and

1526
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:22,000
Speaker 1: do that next time, and and uh, and he's just

1527
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:25,799
Speaker 1: a huge inspiration to me. I love I love that man. Donald.

1528
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,800
Speaker 1: I'd give him another question if you really they're very

1529
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:33,599
Speaker 1: They're very nice. One question. Very, They're very We're going long,

1530
01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:35,960
Speaker 1: though we're going out. Let's keep it short because the

1531
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:38,080
Speaker 1: show people don't want to hear an hour. And this

1532
01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:39,599
Speaker 1: might be a little Zach.

1533
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:43,880
Speaker 6: It's like week three months into COVID, and uh, the

1534
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:46,120
Speaker 6: George hare is going extra long.

1535
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,760
Speaker 1: So I need to know your shampoo and conditioner well.

1536
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:50,320
Speaker 1: Here's the trick. I'm going to tell you something that

1537
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:52,400
Speaker 1: some people want. Some people are gonna think it's nasty,

1538
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:59,000
Speaker 1: But don't wash your ship. Let it get dirty. Baldy,

1539
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:00,760
Speaker 1: you were not allowed to waign in on this conversation.

1540
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,240
Speaker 2: I have. I might not have a lot of hair,

1541
01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:06,880
Speaker 2: but I have hair number one number two. When he

1542
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:08,880
Speaker 2: said ship, he meant don't wash your hair.

1543
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:14,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't do you guys use a washcloth in

1544
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:19,080
Speaker 1: the shower. We're having a debate on these.

1545
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,800
Speaker 2: I used to use the wash cloth. Yeah, because you're

1546
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:25,840
Speaker 2: black man. That's why I grow. That's why white people

1547
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:30,519
Speaker 2: don't use wash cloths. Apparently, speaking of that one thing

1548
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,800
Speaker 2: we noticed we were just watching the show, everyone got

1549
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:33,679
Speaker 2: shoes on in the house.

1550
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:36,599
Speaker 1: It's sleep with the shoes on. What's up?

1551
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,960
Speaker 2: I never slept with my shoes on in the show.

1552
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:42,519
Speaker 2: In the show we just watched you make out with

1553
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:45,839
Speaker 2: and I had shoes on. No, not you?

1554
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:48,840
Speaker 1: Oh me, well said I think in the senior you're

1555
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:51,599
Speaker 1: talking about this episode that that we watched. Yeah, well,

1556
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:54,559
Speaker 1: Sarah show. If Sarah Chalk throws you to the bed

1557
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:56,200
Speaker 1: and mounts you, you're not gonna be thinking about your

1558
01:11:56,240 --> 01:12:03,439
Speaker 1: sneakers Bro, all right, No, my hair, I I don't

1559
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:05,680
Speaker 1: wash a lot because I feel when I wash it,

1560
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:07,000
Speaker 1: I don't like the way it looks. But when I

1561
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:11,720
Speaker 1: let it have its natural juices, it has a nice.

1562
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:15,960
Speaker 2: That's from coming to America. Dude, what you put in

1563
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:21,000
Speaker 2: your hair? Nothing? I just got juices and berries that

1564
01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:21,880
Speaker 2: ain't but ultrap.

1565
01:12:25,439 --> 01:12:27,360
Speaker 1: All right, on that note, we're gonna go. Thank you

1566
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:32,080
Speaker 1: guys so much. You thank you, thank you, thank you.

1567
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:35,960
Speaker 1: Our pleasure, our pleasure. Wait, lastly, like we gotta we

1568
01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:37,800
Speaker 1: gotta end this fucking thing. It's going so long. But

1569
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:41,040
Speaker 1: I do say, listen, I'm gonna get into I know, Bro,

1570
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:43,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get right into it. You think I was

1571
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:44,360
Speaker 1: gonna miss your favorite topic.

1572
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:45,720
Speaker 2: I'm just putting it out there now.

1573
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,680
Speaker 1: This episode has a Phantom Menace diss in it, and

1574
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:51,120
Speaker 1: I want to know you and Joel Mister and Missus

1575
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:54,200
Speaker 1: Star Wars' thoughts on the Phantom Menace diss.

1576
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:57,080
Speaker 2: I I don't like that they that there, they dissed

1577
01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:59,840
Speaker 2: the Phantom Menace, even though at one point I was

1578
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:08,040
Speaker 2: one who didn't. I didn't appreciate the Phantom Menace as

1579
01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:14,519
Speaker 2: much as I should have. Dave Felony yeah, the king

1580
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:18,920
Speaker 2: that he is. When it comes to Star Wars. Talks

1581
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:24,000
Speaker 2: about on this new Mandalorian documentary series that they got going,

1582
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:28,280
Speaker 2: which I've been watching. Watch that it's really as a director,

1583
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:28,920
Speaker 2: you're gonna love it.

1584
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:29,120
Speaker 5: You know.

1585
01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:31,400
Speaker 1: I'm friends with not to name drop, but I'm friends

1586
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:34,599
Speaker 1: with Deborah Chow, who is one of the main directors

1587
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:37,240
Speaker 1: of Mandalorian, and right he was she was telling me.

1588
01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:40,120
Speaker 1: She's like, Zach, you gotta come see how we shoot

1589
01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:42,120
Speaker 1: the show. It is unlike anything you've ever seen.

1590
01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:47,719
Speaker 2: Dude. If you go, please take me. Isn't she directing

1591
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:48,280
Speaker 2: like all of.

1592
01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:52,800
Speaker 1: The She's directing every episode of Obi Wan?

1593
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:56,080
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Can you just tell her you have

1594
01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:56,759
Speaker 2: a friend.

1595
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:00,519
Speaker 1: She's the ultimate cool kid. I believe that they are

1596
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:03,800
Speaker 1: doing the Obi WANs in the UK. I would live

1597
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:08,200
Speaker 1: in the UK, I will travel. But she was telling me,

1598
01:14:08,479 --> 01:14:10,479
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna watch the documentary because I've been hearing

1599
01:14:10,479 --> 01:14:14,280
Speaker 1: about it, that that Favreau took this technology that he

1600
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:17,160
Speaker 1: developed for Jungle Book and the other films and kind

1601
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:18,200
Speaker 1: of took it to the next level.

1602
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:23,639
Speaker 2: It's amazing. Anyway, Baloney's talking about how in The Phantom

1603
01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 2: Menace that movie sets off everything, and I was like, yeah,

1604
01:14:27,479 --> 01:14:29,519
Speaker 2: of course it sets off everything. It's episode one, He's like,

1605
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:33,720
Speaker 2: but in the in the documentary, he's like, No, if

1606
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:37,800
Speaker 2: Qui gon Jin would have won the fight against Darth Maul,

1607
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:45,559
Speaker 2: Anakin Skywalker's path as a Jedi would have been way

1608
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:51,160
Speaker 2: better than I then what he was given because Obi

1609
01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:54,599
Speaker 2: Wan didn't. Look. I know, it's crazy, last I.

1610
01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:56,559
Speaker 1: Just wish the fans could see what I'm looking at.

1611
01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:59,920
Speaker 1: I'm totally zoned out already, and Joelle is furiously nodding,

1612
01:15:00,439 --> 01:15:02,960
Speaker 1: like Donald is a preacher and she's in the choir.

1613
01:15:03,320 --> 01:15:06,839
Speaker 2: But look, Obi Wan Kenobi was never a father figure

1614
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:10,439
Speaker 2: for Anakin Skywalker, and that was something that he was

1615
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:13,040
Speaker 2: missing his whole life, you know what I mean. He

1616
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:16,519
Speaker 2: was born from the force, His mother wasn't with anyone.

1617
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:21,800
Speaker 2: There was no male that raised him. And if Qui

1618
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:25,559
Speaker 2: gon would have won that five, that father figure would

1619
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:28,920
Speaker 2: have been in place and he would have grown to

1620
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:33,000
Speaker 2: be a better Jedi. And not necessarily so, when Qui

1621
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:37,479
Speaker 2: gon dies, that's Anakin's first failure, not his on purpose,

1622
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:40,040
Speaker 2: but that's the first thing that fails in his life.

1623
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:43,080
Speaker 2: Then he loses his mother, then he loses his wife,

1624
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:46,439
Speaker 2: and now he's freaking Darth Vader. And when I heard that,

1625
01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:50,120
Speaker 2: I had already had an appreciation for The Phantom Menace.

1626
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:52,439
Speaker 2: But that makes the movie twenty times even better.

1627
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:55,519
Speaker 1: Now, all right, Well, if if you happen to still

1628
01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:56,400
Speaker 1: be listening.

1629
01:15:58,680 --> 01:15:59,960
Speaker 2: None of this is gonna make the power.

1630
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:02,080
Speaker 1: No, I think it should because there's a lot of

1631
01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:04,519
Speaker 1: diehard fans just like you two, and they'll probably love this.

1632
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:09,400
Speaker 2: But no, star Wars and sex. I like that star

1633
01:16:09,439 --> 01:16:12,240
Speaker 2: Wars and sex are married together in this episode.

1634
01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:14,400
Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's wrap this episode up by talking about

1635
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:17,680
Speaker 1: the big Elliott JD kiss. It's very exciting. It was,

1636
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:21,200
Speaker 1: I thought, I was. I thought it was romantic and

1637
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:24,920
Speaker 1: well written and well shot and uh and and granted,

1638
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:26,000
Speaker 1: very well performed.

1639
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:27,599
Speaker 2: I thought, I thought, I think.

1640
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:29,400
Speaker 1: I think right off the bat, you could see that

1641
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:33,080
Speaker 1: Elliott and JD had chemistry and and it was it was.

1642
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:35,080
Speaker 1: It was romantic and sweet and I liked it.

1643
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:37,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, so far, this is one

1644
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:40,160
Speaker 2: of my favorite episodes that we've watched. And it's not

1645
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:43,200
Speaker 2: necessarily the funniest episode, but it kind of reminds me

1646
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:47,000
Speaker 2: of a John Hughes movie. It kind of reminds me

1647
01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:50,720
Speaker 2: of you know, the movies that I grew up on,

1648
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:56,680
Speaker 2: where the nerd in the movie is chasing after this

1649
01:16:56,800 --> 01:17:01,439
Speaker 2: young lady this whole time, right, and his best friend

1650
01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:06,120
Speaker 2: is right there next to him, this female best friend

1651
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:10,160
Speaker 2: is right there next to him, and he doesn't realize

1652
01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:13,640
Speaker 2: that his best friend is the is the better is

1653
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:18,320
Speaker 2: the better choice for him? And he's chasing after something

1654
01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:22,160
Speaker 2: that seems to be the right idea, and then at

1655
01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:24,760
Speaker 2: the end of it he realizes, oh, that was that

1656
01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:28,040
Speaker 2: wasn't that. She wasn't what I was looking for. And

1657
01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:30,880
Speaker 2: the best friend goes, I know because I am.

1658
01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:33,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I like that Sarah, and I like that

1659
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:36,400
Speaker 1: Elliott made the move that I thought that was kind

1660
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:37,840
Speaker 1: of cool that she was the one who stood up

1661
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:39,880
Speaker 1: and like went for it, like she was the one

1662
01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:42,360
Speaker 1: who said no, because I did. I did.

1663
01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:43,599
Speaker 2: I was jealous.

1664
01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:48,160
Speaker 1: I was jealous. Yeah, And then you know it's it's

1665
01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:49,840
Speaker 1: it's meant to be a little bit of an edit.

1666
01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:52,200
Speaker 1: But she she looks like she pushes me down a

1667
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:53,720
Speaker 1: whole hallway into the bed.

1668
01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:56,360
Speaker 2: Right like you've stumbled all the way.

1669
01:17:56,479 --> 01:17:58,880
Speaker 1: I did like a no, I did like a fucking matrix.

1670
01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:01,320
Speaker 1: Fucking shit. Down the She pushed me like I was

1671
01:18:01,439 --> 01:18:08,080
Speaker 1: Keanu down the whole hallway on that note that sorry,

1672
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:12,080
Speaker 1: cut that ship out. Hey, that was fun. Yeah, I

1673
01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:15,920
Speaker 1: wanted to tell our fans. Hey, you can email Scrubs

1674
01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:18,960
Speaker 1: iHeart at Gmail if you want to ask us questions

1675
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:22,680
Speaker 1: like those fun gentlemen did today. And uh, and hit

1676
01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:25,920
Speaker 1: us up on Instagram, which I think is the last

1677
01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:28,160
Speaker 1: bit of social media. Donald and I are still reading.

1678
01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:30,000
Speaker 1: And we want to hear what you think of the show.

1679
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:31,920
Speaker 1: You want to hear what you think of the show.

1680
01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:34,160
Speaker 1: We want to hear what kind of what size Donald

1681
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:38,720
Speaker 1: Faison beach towel you want? And uh and and uh.

1682
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:40,040
Speaker 1: We love you, don't we? Donald.

1683
01:18:40,439 --> 01:18:43,559
Speaker 2: We love everybody out there. I even love the haters.

1684
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:45,120
Speaker 2: I love y'all too.

1685
01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:51,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they they the haters. Hey, they're your motivators.

1686
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:54,560
Speaker 2: No hay to motivate. That's absolutely right. Hate or motivate,

1687
01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:59,680
Speaker 2: that's right, hate or motivate. You know, you can be

1688
01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:01,439
Speaker 2: on you're gonna do You're gonna be a hater or

1689
01:19:01,439 --> 01:19:02,679
Speaker 2: you're gonna be a motivated listener.

1690
01:19:02,680 --> 01:19:05,240
Speaker 1: Are you gonna be in the stands? Are you gonna

1691
01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:09,080
Speaker 1: get on the motherfucking court and play you got big dreams.

1692
01:19:09,479 --> 01:19:11,960
Speaker 2: You want fame will fame costs?

1693
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,639
Speaker 1: And right right here you start.

1694
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:19,200
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no. I got one more thing

1695
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:20,599
Speaker 2: to say, one more thing to say.

1696
01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:22,840
Speaker 1: What can you? Can you say it over my b

1697
01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:24,880
Speaker 1: bucks because I've been practicing my bucks. Go ahead tell

1698
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:31,320
Speaker 1: me if there's a good bet for you.

1699
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:36,840
Speaker 2: We want to thank y'all listening to our show. And

1700
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:42,520
Speaker 2: on that note, you're going five, six, seven some stories.

1701
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:43,920
Speaker 2: I'm not show.

1702
01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:50,719
Speaker 3: We made about a bunch of times and nurses. I said,

1703
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:53,200
Speaker 3: here's the stories all.

1704
01:19:55,600 --> 01:20:01,679
Speaker 4: So yeader around here, yeader round here. Scotty watch wiz

1705
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:03,240
Speaker 4: Ado