WEBVTT - S4 - Ep. 57 - John Milhiser 0:00:02.759 --> 0:00:06.560 Are you leave in I you wanna way back home? 0:00:06.840 --> 0:00:09.720 Either way, we want to be there. 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:14.239 Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us 0:00:14.440 --> 0:00:19.680 time and they termino and gay a. We want to 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:25.360 send you off in style. We wanna welcome you back home. 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:30.440 Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine? 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:33.000 Malborn? 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:52.360 Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride? 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:56.160 Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride? 0:00:56.880 --> 0:01:00.720 Do you need to ride? Do your need you ride? 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:15.640 Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:17.360 to ride? This is Chris Fairban. 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:18.360 And this is Karen col Gareff. 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:23.920 We are right right off the bat waiting for our 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:25.640 guest on the. 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:27.240 Street here at the other side. 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:31.320 Sorry, this is a guess from the beginning of the episode. 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:34.840 It's very rare. You know them from clubs and colleges 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:42.720 across the country. Everyone put your gears together for John Milheiser. Hi, John, 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:46.400 good to meet you. Put on that seatbelt and then 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:48.920 shake my hand. Hi. 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:51.200 I just. 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:55.120 Good to meet you. Good to see this is the 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:56.080 back of my head. 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:58.920 Has to it hot enough for you? 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:00.880 Yes, it's pretty hot outside today. 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:04.680 What have you been doing to beat this heat? What 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:05.320 have I been doing? 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:06.000 To beat the heat. 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:08.880 Yes, yes, I guess staying inside. 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:09.959 Yeah yeah, yes. 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:15.760 I walked my dog in heavy sweatpants and I came 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:17.720 back like sweating all over. 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:19.720 I had to like change clothes. I was like, this 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:20.480 is too hot. 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:24.640 Yeah right, it's I mean, we've been talking about it, 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:28.760 probably too much on this podcast Weather, but yes, it is. 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:33.400 There is. I don't remember in even recent past years 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:37.440 feeling like, oh I'm sick, I need to take some 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:40.520 sort of a test or something because I'm drenched with 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:45.040 sweat and feel lightheaded. Then that's how it's affecting me 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:47.840 just this year. So it's good to know that I'm 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:51.240 not in a medical emergency. I want to hear everyone 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:54.880 say I'm drenched with sweat, yes, at all times? 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:56.919 Will you say that exact thing, please, John. 0:02:56.760 --> 0:02:58.960 I'm drenched a sweat at all times? 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:00.000 Oh thank you. 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:05.120 It's exactly what I needed to hear, especially going on 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:08.120 a like a commercial audition or something. I like hang 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:10.880 the shirt up and put in the back seat and 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:14.639 then like drive pretty much shirtless to the audition, put 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:16.000 it on right when I get out of the car. 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:17.000 Exactly. 0:03:17.160 --> 0:03:18.919 Yeahs. 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:22.960 I currently have Tonight's outfits on a hanger. In my 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:28.040 back seat. Oh and that's that's you know Texas behavior 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:32.399 where I remember taking a shower going through the day, 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:36.360 and then throughout the day up to going to bed. 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:39.960 I never dried off. You're just a wet person. You 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:43.600 get used to everyone else being wet, and your towel 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:46.600 never dries. It was ridiculous. 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:47.520 Where are you from? 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:49.720 Originally from New Jersey? 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:53.200 Oh yes, all parts like North Jersey and Central Jersey. 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:56.400 And then go to the shore in South Jersey. 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:58.640 Do you guys get humidity? You must because it's oh 0:03:58.760 --> 0:03:59.200 New York. 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:00.000 Yeah. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:03.600 And my sister has or used to big curly hair, 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:06.680 so it would call her a wooly woman with when 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:07.520 to go frizzy. 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:13.120 I did not know of my hair's potential until I 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:18.200 lived in a human place and then just giant hair. Yeah, 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:21.200 it really does it to you. Do you go back 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:22.080 to Jersey a lot? 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:26.560 I go back probably like three times a year, definitely 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:28.800 for the summer to kick off summer, usually around fourth 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:31.960 of July, with also a trip into like New York 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:35.320 to visit New York. Yeah, and then usually Christmas Christmas. 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:38.080 My sister lives in Hoboken. My other sister lives in Westfield, 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:39.000 New Jersey. 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:41.400 So do you feel like New York City is different? 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:43.359 Yes? 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:48.320 And also my sister has been like the one. She's 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:52.560 a big financial business woman. She works like Wall Street 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:57.840 and actually she works now Midtown, but she, you know, 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:01.839 I fell in love with the city because she's twelve 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:04.560 years older than me. So like she became businesswoman and 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:07.680 was living in like Jersey City and commuting into Manhattan, 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:10.120 and I fell in love with the city. Visiting her 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:11.560 and staying over her apartment. I was like, Oh, I 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:14.080 can't wait to be grown up and commute and work 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:16.080 in the city and all this stuff. And we would 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:18.240 see shows and go out to dinner and all this stuff. 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:21.240 And so I then I became older and I fell 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:24.080 in love with New York. But recently she doesn't like 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:26.359 the city anymore. She doesn't go into the city. She 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:29.520 thinks it's dangerous and she's like reeks of pot all 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:33.280 the time. Oh, and she's kind of like scared, and 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:36.760 I'm like, oh, that's really stinks. And like I try 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:38.720 to tell her that she never rides the subway, it's 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:40.200 like the subways are safe. She's like, I just keep 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:44.080 hearing about stabbings and people getting pushed and muggings and 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:47.640 people getting punched randomly. Yeah, I mean the crime is bad, 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:50.279 but yeah, that it seems different. 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:52.880 I want to talk to your sister, let's call her, 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:58.160 because that Honestly, the last time I went, I realized 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:03.440 I feel like that more here and other places, like 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:07.720 in New York City, I've never been full eye contact, 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:14.599 kind interactions with strangers asking me honestly how I'm doing, 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:17.640 how was your day? What's your name? Like? It was 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:20.400 happening left and right and in a way that I 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:22.160 don't experience in Los Angeles. 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:24.320 Oh, I thought, I thought you said you'd never. 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:26.640 I thought you use the word never in there, so 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:29.640 that I'm like, well, then why is this example so specific? 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:32.239 Oh I don't know what i'd Yeah, sometimes my mouth, 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:33.560 my loose lips. 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:36.279 No, no, but I get where you're Yes, that's when 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:36.760 I did. 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:39.520 I only lived in New York for like nine months, 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:45.080 and it was god, when was it twenty eleven? Maybe 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:48.160 so just quick for a job, and I loved it, 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:49.240 of course, but it's like the. 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:50.680 Pre COVID post COVID thing. 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:53.240 And I went back recently and I was only there 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:55.880 for like two days, but it seemed really different. But 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:58.479 I was like, but it is different because like all 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:00.880 this time has passed, so it's not just like the 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:03.880 things I'm hearing, like the experience. I was trying to 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:07.160 like grab on to the like what how different does 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:09.800 it seem to me? Or are any of those things 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:12.400 really happening? But the thing that freaks me out was 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:15.000 those guys on the bikes. 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:17.200 Oh yeah, also like Blair music. 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:20.880 Yes, and it's like they're everywhere. It's super weird. 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:24.280 Yeah, and set up in a strange way where the 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:27.680 bike lane going in the direction you're going in a 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:29.920 car is on the other side of the street, so 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:33.520 they're going towards oncoming. It is so chaotic, and the 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:37.040 bike lanes have their own lights that now if you're 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:39.440 taking a laugh like this, you could there could be 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:43.320 a bike going the same direction craning into the side 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:46.800 of you. It's so I don't know what the answer is. 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:48.280 It's been years since. 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:51.160 I don't think about bike riding in the city like 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:52.760 I've had friends. 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:54.720 Yeah, bad accidents happened. 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:58.560 Me too, yes, And I was thinking that the whole 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:02.880 time I can be was getting everywhere on an electronic 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:07.680 assisted bike. But my head was spinning in all directions, 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:12.000 making sure you have to be so alert that it's 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:16.480 a sign that maybe it's just too dangerous. Yeah, but 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:19.560 I visit New York and I go back and I 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:22.280 and I don't experience any of the stuff she's talking about. 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:25.880 And I'm like, it's still beautiful and like had a resurgence, 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:28.200 and it seems like people are out and about and 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:29.560 like loving the city. 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:32.040 So I kind of talk her into going back. 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.160 In the city and appreciating it, because I don't want 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:35.840 her to fall out of love. 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:38.440 Yes, I mean they do. 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:42.200 They say the same things about San Francisco, and of 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:46.000 course those there are you know, there are truths to it. 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:50.600 It's not like there's no city that doesn't have crime, violence, whatever. 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:54.160 But that idea of like the entire place is this, 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:57.640 and then big swaths of people being like I won't 0:08:57.679 --> 0:09:01.320 go there is a very new strange trend to me. 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:07.160 Yeah. Yeah, it's I grew up thinking because of movies 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:12.000 that every day was hey I'm walking here, anger from 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:17.840 a cartoonish from body by Jake whoever that factor is, Uh, 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:20.080 he's the guy that said that. Okay, The point is 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:24.880 it's so friendly and the audiences I very much have 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:29.959 always liked it seems like audiences are smarter and people 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:32.800 are super sweet. So how long have you been in 0:09:32.800 --> 0:09:33.800 Los Angeles? Then? 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:34.960 Pretty much? 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:40.200 I believe eleven years. Eleven to twelve years. I can't 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:43.320 believe it's been that long. Yeah, I know it goes 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:45.240 by very fast, especially when you get older. 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:47.840 But yes, do you think it's getting older or do 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:51.599 you think you've moved somewhere without four distinct seasons benchmarking 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:52.600 the passing of time? 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:55.400 That's what it is. It's definitely that, yes, and I try. 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:56.880 Are you just saying that because he said it? 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:57.480 No? 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:02.160 I really try to divvy up my seasons as much 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:06.040 as I can and what I'm wearing. I like, I 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:09.720 have my summer clothes, I have my fall clothes, winter clothes. 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:11.679 And I don't have a big place, but I find 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:14.640 spaces to put away my clothes and bring new clothes out. 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:16.280 You and I have that in common. 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:19.840 Yes, just trying to divvy up the season somehow. 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:22.960 Yes, yeah, you have to do it with clothes or 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:30.199 certain spiced beverages because every day there is seventy five. 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:32.080 It's so weird. 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:37.160 Do you have a favorite celebrity sighting like from when 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:40.960 you anytime you moved here. Those are sometimes things people 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:43.760 that like it's a standout moment of like a moment 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:45.600 you couldn't have had in a different town, right. 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:49.400 Sure, Yeah, I guess my favorite the ultimate one was 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:53.520 we were at a bar, friends bro outside and we're 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:55.280 in like in a big circle, and we're all talking 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:57.400 at the same time, and then all of a sudden, 0:10:57.800 --> 0:10:59.480 there's a wave of silence. 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:00.559 That goes over all of us. 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:05.640 Everybody around us back once that celebrity walks by, but 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:06.800 it was Brad Pitt. 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:08.679 Oh my god. 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:10.360 And it was like, so that was like a really 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:10.880 cool sighting. 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:14.320 And it's just funny that how everybody everybody just went yeah, 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:16.240 and then it like everybody looked at each other. 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:18.560 We didn't talk about it, but they're like, whoa. 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:21.680 That is like Ace of Spades level celebrity. That's not 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:25.640 even like like a list or whatever. It's like Brad 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:26.360 Pitt is the. 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:31.560 Luckness Monster of celebrity though, because he after a river 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:37.120 runs through it. He had property and lived regularly in Missoula, Montana, 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:40.920 where I'm from, and so you would see him occasionally. 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:44.480 And when I first started doing improv in a bar 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:48.079 where we had like our fifth show or something, and 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:51.040 it was a small audience and Brad Pitt was sitting 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:53.439 right in the middle of the room, and so we 0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:55.200 were all like, Okay, this has got to be a 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:59.120 good show. You got because Brad Pitt's gonna scoop us 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:02.760 up with his beaded go tee. It was when were 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:04.960 he's wearing a lot of beads in the go tee 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:09.720 and we started everyone that's his improv comedy, everyone clapping, 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:12.920 and he just got up and walked out as he 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:15.880 didn't sit there. No, God, no, he left immediately. 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:17.560 He didn't give us suggestion. 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:24.560 No he didn't. Nurse, nurse, Playboy factory, I'm out, and 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:29.160 a Playboy factory that goes where the things people always yelled, 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:36.320 Playboy mansion, a factory, factory, a nurse And then yeah, 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:40.440 it was he left. But it it's funny that was 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:43.440 the only celebrity i'd seen before moving here. 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:46.120 Do you think that Brad Pitt sitting in that place 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:50.720 was either a trying to have a quiet beverage or 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:53.240 b thought the show was something else? 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:57.679 No, I think yes, they It's one of those shows 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:00.920 where they are surprising people with comedy, which is never 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:04.080 a good Hey, are you eating, Well, we might as 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:07.160 well be talking about the Bible because we're gonna yell comedy. 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:10.839 We're gonna be involved, yes, yes, yeah. Also you have 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:11.679 to be part of it. 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:12.760 So put down that food. 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:17.200 Yeah exactly, here's your job is to yell things out. 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:21.600 I just want my salmon taco and uh yeah, so 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:23.520 I think it was just there to eat. 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:25.320 He was like, I gotta get out of here before 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:26.959 they pulled me on stage. 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:31.200 Yeah, it's so just. I came from where Brad Pitt 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:35.480 and Andy McDowell all the time, all around town, and then. 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:38.520 I saw Any McDowell on a hike and she stopped 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:41.719 and pet my dogs, like I have a dog just like. 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:48.440 This, and there is no story. There's no story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:53.080 that's how she was in Montana. Cracky voice and super sweet. 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:58.520 Everyone was like, it's the nicest person ever. And I 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:03.400 think my first intern here was I moved to West Hollywood. 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:06.719 I would run from my place to the twenty four 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:10.560 hour Fitness and I actually I was wearing earphones and 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:13.000 ran in the street and I got honked at from 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:16.520 a woman in a portie and she flipped me off 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:20.240 and said, move, you idiot, and it was Jillian Barbary from. 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:21.360 Good Day LA. 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:24.560 Yeah. Yeah, there's a guy next to me. I'm like, 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:29.760 was that Jillian Barbary And he's like, yep, and yeah, 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:32.160 I'm not even going to say what she actually called me, 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:34.680 but that was my first It had to be like 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:39.880 a oh, you know, everyone lives here. That apparently is 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:42.360 even on what I believe at the time was an 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:43.600 access show. 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:47.400 Yeah, morning it was morning news. 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:51.680 Yeah, there was Good Day Live and then Good Day LA. 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:54.000 So that yeah, I think it was just in the 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:57.880 Good Day LA Morning News and then it went national 0:14:58.040 --> 0:14:58.400 or something. 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:00.480 Because I was taking a left, I'm just going to 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:02.120 interrupt you and then go to mine. 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:04.080 I time, right. 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:07.600 I was taking a left on Ventura, and so I 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:10.360 was out in the middle of the intersection and the 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:12.920 car that was doing the same thing coming the other direction. 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:16.200 It was like a powder blue Jaguar and it was 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:17.440 fucking Clint Eastwood. 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:22.360 And it was you know then the either late nineties 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:25.520 or early two thousands, so he still looked he looked 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:28.080 just like Clint Eastwood, and he was I think the 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:29.960 sun was kind of in his eyes, so we had 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:32.960 the glare, like the whole face he was. It was like, 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:36.680 I recognized him immediately and we were just like staring 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:39.040 at each other until we got to turn left. 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:41.680 It was crazy. That was a really good one. 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:45.200 Yeah. God, a bunch of them are flooding into my brain. 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:47.280 Now we could do this around. 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:50.560 I was walking. I can't remember where I was, but 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:53.560 I think Aspen walking on the side of the road 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:57.240 with snowboards because we were waiting for a shuttle van 0:15:57.400 --> 0:16:03.920 or something and a dispute. Beautiful Jack Nicholson was racing 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:08.880 up in a very fancy car and literally swerved towards 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:13.280 us to scare us, and he had that evil look 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:16.520 on his face. It was the most of all work 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:22.200 and no play. Yeah, it was horrifying, and we everyone 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:26.120 was like, that was Jack Nicholson. I'm like, we all 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:28.360 in Unison Nicholson. 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:31.520 Yes, and he knows that advantage. 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:35.360 He's good with bits with everybody in the world, that's right. 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:39.280 Yeah, he worked with what he had to do. You know, 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:43.400 his face through a broken hole in a door that 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:45.800 was just swerving at us. He knew that was the 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:50.120 best nicholsony tactic. It was horrifying. 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:51.080 John, back to you. 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:52.560 Let's go, let's hear another one. 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:53.800 Another celebrity sign. 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:57.800 Yeah, I guess who's just any McDowell And yeah, yeah, 0:16:57.960 --> 0:16:59.920 I was kind of excited about that. 0:16:59.840 --> 0:17:00.880 That was a good one. 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:03.880 I was on a date in college and Andy mcdell 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:08.600 was breastfeeding in the restaurant and everyone one was acting 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:12.679 accordingly except my I was nineteen, and I was just 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:16.919 looking for eye contact with anyone else that could because, uh, 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:22.360 the amount of time between pulling her breast out and 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:26.720 putting the baby to it seemed like five whole minutes, 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:31.200 so at the age I want I And then finally 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:39.200 I had a just visual acknowledgement from another immature male 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:42.240 from across the room, and we I think we high 0:17:42.280 --> 0:17:44.879 five the air, didn't I think we? Oh yeah, we 0:17:44.960 --> 0:17:47.560 met in the middle of the restaurant. Hut. I don't know. 0:17:47.600 --> 0:17:51.439 But yeah, she's uh comfortable in her skin and a 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:52.119 sweet lady. 0:17:52.280 --> 0:17:55.120 I mean I think that is like, I'm all for 0:17:55.160 --> 0:17:58.879 the right to for her to do whatever. Sure, except 0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:02.200 she's a movie star, so it is a little bit 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:03.600 like it's extra. 0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:06.080 It's not like, oh, I need to get this done 0:18:06.160 --> 0:18:06.560 right now. 0:18:07.720 --> 0:18:10.280 Yes, I don't even know if my story is Yeah, 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:12.879 she knew, she knew what she was doing, but yeah, oh, 0:18:12.880 --> 0:18:14.080 it's one hundred percent true. 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:14.840 Great oak. 0:18:14.960 --> 0:18:17.240 I will call the Chanre. She's a good friend. She 0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:19.520 was who was on the date with We've stayed friends. 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:20.280 That's good. 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:24.479 Schonre knows healthy. Yes, yes, often went to Nantucket. If 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:27.919 you need anything to know about now, I've said too 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:30.679 much about her. Yeah, I just want people to know 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:31.359 she's real. 0:18:32.160 --> 0:18:33.040 I'm going to docks her. 0:18:33.560 --> 0:18:36.560 Oh no, yeah, I just learned what that man I 0:18:36.680 --> 0:18:37.880 used to think imut canceled. 0:18:38.200 --> 0:18:39.600 This is a great harw story. 0:18:40.400 --> 0:18:42.119 It is the one I always go to. 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:44.159 Yes, classic good harvestore. 0:18:44.480 --> 0:18:45.840 Yeah, you're right, you're right. 0:18:45.880 --> 0:18:47.560 He is right, all right talking. 0:18:47.920 --> 0:18:51.359 Hey, we're moving, We're we're we're in the wrong. 0:18:51.520 --> 0:18:52.360 I just stopped and. 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:55.600 Was thinking about being naked in a restaurant. 0:18:56.040 --> 0:19:00.320 Yes, yes, it's like, yeah, that is right. 0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:00.880 Mother. 0:19:01.080 --> 0:19:03.280 A lot of my stories affect you latter in the day. 0:19:03.400 --> 0:19:04.800 Yeah, they're kind of thinkers. 0:19:04.920 --> 0:19:07.360 Yeah. I like that hardware store because you go in 0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:10.639 and there's just like some a man that reminds you 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:13.679 of a friend of your dad's or someone from your 0:19:13.760 --> 0:19:18.239 childhood that like acknowledges what you're buying. Let you know 0:19:18.280 --> 0:19:20.720 it's a good product, lets you know you're doing a 0:19:20.760 --> 0:19:24.560 good job. Yes, it seems like is that what you've 0:19:24.880 --> 0:19:25.480 experienced it? 0:19:25.560 --> 0:19:26.119 Yeah, totally. 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:26.480 Yeah. 0:19:26.520 --> 0:19:28.880 If I need anything, like can you help me, pap? 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:31.280 Yeah. 0:19:32.000 --> 0:19:34.800 I remember when as a teenager there was like there's 0:19:35.200 --> 0:19:38.080 ball chains that you could wear, those necklaces that you 0:19:38.080 --> 0:19:41.159 could wear, but what they were was a lamp. 0:19:42.760 --> 0:19:45.520 Oh sure, the string to like turn on an old lamp. 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:46.440 Yeah. Yeah. 0:19:46.520 --> 0:19:48.000 So I would go into the Harvard store is like, 0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:50.720 where are your ball chains? And they're like, for like 0:19:50.760 --> 0:19:52.840 a lamp and I was like, no, for like jewelry, 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:53.440 and they're like. 0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:55.880 Oh, it's over there. Kind of get a dirty look 0:19:55.920 --> 0:19:56.240 for them. 0:19:56.520 --> 0:20:00.720 Yeah. Yeah, I can't a baller. I mean for non 0:20:00.840 --> 0:20:04.560 utilitarian race. It's in our fashion aisle. 0:20:05.560 --> 0:20:07.320 There was that, not Osha proof. 0:20:07.480 --> 0:20:10.800 They're just mad they have a fashion aisle. I like that. 0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:13.960 I like that character. Yeah. 0:20:13.960 --> 0:20:15.960 I was a skater who didn't skate pretty much. 0:20:16.359 --> 0:20:18.959 Right, where do you Where do you have your clean, 0:20:19.280 --> 0:20:24.600 untouched vans? Yeah? I let's we should go there now? 0:20:24.880 --> 0:20:25.840 Actually bad? 0:20:26.240 --> 0:20:28.520 Yeah, just have some keys made, even though I don't 0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:29.320 need them. Duped. 0:20:29.840 --> 0:20:32.720 I always get the feeling in it because I totally 0:20:32.800 --> 0:20:34.879 appreciate there's an ace hardware in the Valley. 0:20:35.080 --> 0:20:35.760 That's like that. 0:20:36.400 --> 0:20:38.560 But every time I go there, my mind blanks and 0:20:38.560 --> 0:20:41.359