Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is He's
Speaker 1: angry because I like his side piece. We'll get into
Speaker 1: that find out what that's all about. Coming up in
Speaker 1: just a few because right now it is time for
Speaker 1: the nephew and today's Frank phone call.
Speaker 2: What you got for his neph.
Speaker 3: We got an issue down there at the schoolhouse. Your
Speaker 3: baby got my baby's name. Your baby got my baby's name.
Speaker 3: We got to fix it. This is an issue. This
Speaker 3: is a problem. This is this is this is yeah,
Speaker 3: this is baby. Your baby got my baby name. We're
Speaker 3: gonna have to call your baby something.
Speaker 1: Don't we know?
Speaker 2: We can't.
Speaker 4: We have the same name.
Speaker 2: Let's go catch dog.
Speaker 3: Your baby got my baby name cat dog.
Speaker 2: If you would.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Patricia Patricia Speaker.
Speaker 4: Who how you doing? Listen? My name is Floyd Floyd.
Speaker 4: I want to give you a call. Your your daughter
Speaker 4: she attends middle school? Right, what's your name again, Floyd Floyd?
Speaker 5: Uh huh okay, what can I just.
Speaker 4: Uh, Well, like I said, your your daughter she goes
Speaker 4: she do go to middle school? Right?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay? Now her name her name is Dereka.
Speaker 6: Why you need to know that?
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, ain't something wrong or something? No no, uh no, no,
Speaker 4: nothing wrong. I mean don't. I don't mean alarm, You're
Speaker 4: nothing like that. But let me see what you call. Well,
Speaker 4: here's the situation. My daughter actually goes to middle school
Speaker 4: along along with with your daughter. Okay, and and it's
Speaker 4: it's a bit of a problem that that that has
Speaker 4: a reason that me and my wife just found out about.
Speaker 6: Okay, what they have some issues Derek and your baby
Speaker 6: in some kind of like trouble or something.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, nothing like that.
Speaker 6: But I think you don't food with nobody at that school.
Speaker 6: She don't mess with nobody. She owned the honor row
Speaker 6: and everything. I don't have no problems out of Dereka,
Speaker 6: right like none.
Speaker 4: Okay, no, no, let me no, let me tell you,
Speaker 4: miss miss Patricia, what the problem is. See, my daughter
Speaker 4: name is Dereka.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 4: So, and and it just blew me and my wife
Speaker 4: away that it was another Derreka that went to school.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, So I don't know too many Dereka's.
Speaker 6: That's the unique name. That's cute, okay.
Speaker 4: Right right, Well, here's the problem me and my wife. Actually,
Speaker 4: you know, when it was time to name our child,
Speaker 4: we thought we was really picking the name that nobody
Speaker 4: would have pick out for their daughter. And to have
Speaker 4: another Derek in the school. That blew us away. And
Speaker 4: I guess the real reason why I'm trying to call you,
Speaker 4: miss Patricia C is if if there's something maybe we
Speaker 4: can work out, you know, maybe like your Dereka doesn't
Speaker 4: middle name or nickname she can be called by in
Speaker 4: opposed to both of them being Dereka. You really want
Speaker 4: to be our child to be the only one with
Speaker 4: this name.
Speaker 6: Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, Now you calling me and
Speaker 6: you asked me to my baby's name.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean you you ain't really got to legally
Speaker 4: change I mean, but just start calling us something else,
Speaker 4: you know?
Speaker 6: No, no, wait a minute, say what you the name
Speaker 6: in police or something. Do you know how many Ants
Speaker 6: and Lewises and Patricia's out there? What if I asked
Speaker 6: everything in the United States to change their name from Patricia.
Speaker 6: You know how crazy that is?
Speaker 4: And I understand that you must be on drugs. What
Speaker 4: I'm trying to say is, you know this, this is
Speaker 4: something that we really have our baby girl, was this name,
Speaker 4: and we didn't want nobody else to have this. So
Speaker 4: does your deger have a middle name she can use?
Speaker 6: No, we're gonna call her Dereka like we've been calling you.
Speaker 6: Name your baby d D. Let's call your baby d D.
Speaker 6: It is you change y'all, y'all change y'all baby name
Speaker 6: at the school.
Speaker 5: I'm not calling, I'm not calling.
Speaker 6: I don't give what you call him, but I'm not
Speaker 6: changing my baby name.
Speaker 4: Hey, listen, Okay, look, I'm trying to call you and
Speaker 4: handle this like adults, you know, but you're seeing the city.
Speaker 4: You're gonna push my button to take me to another level.
Speaker 6: You ain't calling me trying to have you just ask
Speaker 6: me to change my baby name. All my baby something
Speaker 6: else at the school because y'all want y'all baby name
Speaker 6: to be Derek and the only Derek in the school.
Speaker 6: Can you know how many the other kids at the
Speaker 6: damn school got the same name.
Speaker 4: I understand that, but for my baby girl, it ain't
Speaker 4: supposed to be like that. Huh.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I'm sorry for that baby girl and your wife,
Speaker 5: but you know I'm not changing my baby damn name.
Speaker 5: Y'all call y'all baby du no.
Speaker 4: What I'm trying to do is get it rectified that
Speaker 4: we can call you get my phone number.
Speaker 5: I know that school ain't give you my number.
Speaker 4: I got your numbers. Don't worry about now, I got it.
Speaker 4: The problem is, but what we're talking about right now
Speaker 4: is can we what can we start calling your child?
Speaker 5: Don't give it. I know that school ain't called You're
Speaker 5: you my damn number.
Speaker 4: Listen, ma'am. All I'm trying to do is figure out
Speaker 4: what can we start calling your daughter d like.
Speaker 5: She been being called. You and your wife y'all need
Speaker 5: to go down to the statistics office and get y'all
Speaker 5: baby names a conjumt, something other kind of name for her.
Speaker 5: But my daughter to keep the same damn name.
Speaker 4: Liliz fly. It's something of you. I've been trying to
Speaker 4: be calm with you.
Speaker 5: You're a mar show.
Speaker 4: But if you gonna find something else to call out
Speaker 4: of me, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna get all the.
Speaker 5: Other heads number. How get my numbers.
Speaker 4: Don't hurry about it. I got the number. Listen to
Speaker 4: what I'm trying to tell you. If you don't find
Speaker 4: another name, I'm gonna start getting the kids to call
Speaker 4: your daughter something else. You're listening to.
Speaker 5: Call my body sidings. I'm proba. I'm with them. Everybody
Speaker 5: who called my body stop nest.
Speaker 4: You're going to change your baby name. I want my
Speaker 4: baby the name to be the Derrick jo Joe. How up?
Speaker 4: Get them extreme? My princess is supposed to be the
Speaker 4: only one named Dereka.
Speaker 5: How the train call?
Speaker 6: No bag?
Speaker 5: That stopping else at the school.
Speaker 4: I'm going out these kids starting tomorrow at school calling
Speaker 4: your daughter. I'm talking else.
Speaker 7: I'm not staying.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna side with you like this number John, let
Speaker 5: them off my family. Don't come now right now.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something about I got one more
Speaker 4: thing I need to say to you. You're listening to me?
Speaker 4: What are you listening to me?
Speaker 5: What members?
Speaker 4: What this is? Nephew Tommy from the Steve hob In
Speaker 4: Morning Show. You just got panked by your girlfriend.
Speaker 5: I would give her.
Speaker 4: Y'all they got ain't even blank me on this saw.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: Sort Yes, I'm gonna give her.
Speaker 4: I'ma god you baby that is Oh.
Speaker 5: I have so storry, but you got my nerves bad
Speaker 5: this morning. Lord, have mercy.
Speaker 6: Lord, I gotta catch my breath.
Speaker 4: I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, darling,
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Speaker 5: I listen to y'all every morning. Y'all crazy, y'all crazy,
Speaker 5: and Lord have mercy. Y'all got my blood.
Speaker 6: Pressure up this morning.
Speaker 5: I love y'all.
Speaker 6: I listen to y'all show every morning.
Speaker 3: I ain't nothing changed to you, Harvey. I know you
Speaker 3: you're back for day and anything. But let's get some
Speaker 3: pranking praise up in here. Ain't nothing changing. Come on,
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Speaker 2: could never you just so boy stop. I don't know
Speaker 2: how New York. Stop Buffalow, New York. I'm coming your way.
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Speaker 3: that's Labor Day, weekend, Saturday Night at.
Speaker 2: The ever had this much greatness come before?
Speaker 3: Shape performing on Shut Up Steep, Shape performing on Center
Speaker 3: The Nephew is coming to town.
Speaker 7: Tickets on Say now you won't Frank and praise, don't
Speaker 7: stop me now, King, your pranks should coming Buffalo.
Speaker 3: Man Cut, laying in the cut Friday, September the sixth, Augusta, Georgia, Augusta, Georgia.
Speaker 2: And all this greatness laying in the cut the.
Speaker 3: Miller Theater. I will be there. Pay him no mind,
Speaker 3: pay him no min It's come exactly stupid. You can't
Speaker 3: explain it to him. It makes no sense anyway.
Speaker 2: Oh, that means so much to me to be called
Speaker 2: stupid by the King of stupid.
Speaker 3: And as we keep going. October twenty sixth, we laying
Speaker 3: wall away in the cut, Lafayette, Louisiana, at the Hayman Center,
Speaker 3: the Hayman Center. And if you tell me and friends
Speaker 3: will be there at the Hayman Center. He laying all
Speaker 3: the way in the cut. I ain't you can lay
Speaker 3: down no more in the cut. I thought Warston laid
Speaker 3: in the cut. You was in there, But he's gonna
Speaker 3: lay it all the way in and at the Hayman Center.
Speaker 3: Tickets available at the Hayman Center box office in Lafayette, Louisi.
Speaker 7: That's the only place you can get them to. Just too,
Speaker 7: don't go nowhere else. Looking on they ain't got ticket
Speaker 7: master that in there. They're just gonna be at the
Speaker 7: Haven Center. Might we'll just get them when you get
Speaker 7: on here. Why make tood trips.
Speaker 4: You want to come back that you wanted to back.
Speaker 1: You coming up next, Strawberry letter for today. He's angry
Speaker 1: because I like his side piece is the subject. We'll
Speaker 1: get into it right after this.
Speaker 2: You get any better angle to take?
Speaker 4: No more?
Speaker 1: You're listening. Dave Harvey Morning Show