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Speaker 1: What's that, Johnny? You got some extra clams in your

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Speaker 1: know she's the bee's knees and all, But Johnny, I

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Speaker 1: I tell you there's no split in anything right now

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Speaker 1: do these days, Johnny. But you know what, Johnny, it's

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Speaker 1: not all pushing up daisies. I've got some crazy stories

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Speaker 1: from the gronavirus that'll have it coming up roses and

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Speaker 1: a little segment that we like to call on The

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show, What yeh gotta be? COVID and me? All right,

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Speaker 1: that was a very long intro. I apologize ending, and

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Speaker 1: we'll go over them now in a segment that I

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Speaker 1: grape nuts. Basically, grape nuts are out of stock everywhere

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Speaker 1: the first crazy COVID story that you might have missed

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Speaker 1: know why? Why because he's got business cards. And any

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Speaker 1: is Nat. How are you. I'm doing good? Thank you

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Speaker 1: for having me. Yeah, thanks for your email. Your email

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Speaker 1: woman that you slid the business card too. How the

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Speaker 1: so do you think that she on purpose wasn't there?

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Speaker 1: and you're like, oh man, I don't know what happened

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Speaker 1: last almost took my whole shirt off. I wouldn't my business,

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Speaker 1: but here's my business card again if you want it,

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Speaker 1: all right, well, we'll play a song, come back, and

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Speaker 1: then call her and get your first aid follow up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that. All right? Hang on, excuse me? Did

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Speaker 1: somebody order some beer? Alex role play with me? Here?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? Did somebody order a heavy creative beer that

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Speaker 1: and I'm being one hundred percent serious about this. God,

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Speaker 1: having an orgasm can kill you, No, it can. Yeah, literally,

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Speaker 1: the sexuals with a prostitute right, who, by the way,

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Speaker 1: now has a lot of bragging rights, the prostitute, not him,

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Speaker 1: and right at the end it was too much for

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Speaker 1: him to handle. Oh my god, and he had an

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Speaker 1: extreme orgasm and died. Wow, is going to be very busy.

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Speaker 1: She is? He just had a health problem. I don't

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Speaker 1: know about that, Yeah, underlying issue maybe it was her Yep,

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Speaker 1: so he actually died from it. And also, if you

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Speaker 1: want anymore on that story, the prostitute will not be

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Speaker 1: held liable for his death, although I think maybe she

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Speaker 1: should be. I think everybody was wondering. Yeah, move over,

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Speaker 1: cardib there's a new wop in town. All right, this

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Speaker 1: is the i n N, the Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots are just in the news. They report the news.

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Speaker 1: And for our next story, let's send it on over

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Speaker 1: to Alex Fresh, who's on location in Los Angeles, California. Alex, Yes,

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Speaker 1: they're so. I'm sitting outside of Britney spears house. I'm

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Speaker 1: just sitting here. Oh, do you want to guards with you?

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Speaker 1: In security with you? Because that's a dangerous place to be.

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Speaker 1: Britney Spears recently posted on Instagram a video of her

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Speaker 1: dancing to the song Holy Grail by Justin Timberlake and

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Speaker 1: jay Z. Right. So she was in a blue in

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Speaker 1: a black turtleneck dancing to a song by Justin Timberlake

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Speaker 1: and Clearin. Justin Timberlake used to date back in the day,

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Speaker 1: and Disney he break his break her heart or something.

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Speaker 1: This was a long time ago. Yeah, it was a

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Speaker 1: very long time ago. But the Captain says danced in

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Speaker 1: my black and then the turtle emoji neck last week

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Speaker 1: to holy Grail, I know, turtlenecks are so me Like okay,

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Speaker 1: and then tags Justin. She actually tagged Justin Timberlake tagged him.

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Speaker 1: What is she hoping will happen by I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but this isn't the first time that she's tagged him

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Speaker 1: in the post. Like three years ago she tagged him

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Speaker 1: in something she can't get over. Justin. Oh, I want

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Speaker 1: to see Britney Spears and Jessica Bee getting a fight

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Speaker 1: over there about Justin's like, what the heck? Yeah, her problem.

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Speaker 1: So Britney Spears is still crazy, that's what you're reporting, Alex.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely still crazy, Britney Spears is still crazy, and Justin

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Speaker 1: timber Lake is still scared of her sending it back

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Speaker 1: to you. Thank you very much, Alex. This is the

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Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. And for our next story, let's

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Speaker 1: send it to English even who is also in location

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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, California, outside of the house of the

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Speaker 1: guy who made the chocou slide, trying to get an autograph.

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Speaker 1: Don't do it. Don't have you met the guy that

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Speaker 1: made your favorite song side one day? I didn't type

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Speaker 1: of story where I just get to tell it without

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Speaker 1: doing the music. You think, so that for a long time.

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Speaker 1: That won't be this day though. No. Okay, so I'm

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Speaker 1: actually in North Carolina and you know when you're about

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Speaker 1: to hit an animal in the street one on one

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Speaker 1: second English even this is just in on the I

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Speaker 1: n N News network, where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: We know all of our viewers were wondering who wasn't

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Speaker 1: that made the chowchos slide. Yeah, it was called mister C.

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Speaker 1: Mister C is the guy who made the chochoss slide.

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Speaker 1: So he go s having back to your story. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I didn't hear a word you were saying, so you

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Speaker 1: might want to start from the beginning because I was

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Speaker 1: looking up the guy who started the charger. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go back into my intro. So you know when

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Speaker 1: you're about to hit an animal in the street, but

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Speaker 1: you swerve out of the way and almost die rather

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Speaker 1: than just hit a squirrel. Yes, well, sometimes it's better

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Speaker 1: to just hit that squirrel. Like Anthony Doe. He went

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Speaker 1: out and he hit two deal in his brand new

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Speaker 1: car on his way home. He bought two lottery tickets

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Speaker 1: though after doing so, and woke up with two million

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Speaker 1: dollars one way, Yes he did, wow. One No where

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Speaker 1: he bought two cars? No, no, no, two DearS, he

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Speaker 1: explained it again, so he don't now, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: He hit two DearS. He hit two deal on the

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Speaker 1: way home, and he decided to buy a lottery ticket.

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Speaker 1: He said, two lottery tickets and then and then he

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Speaker 1: woke up with two million dollars. Wow, I just recabed

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Speaker 1: a story by than he did. Yeah, it's hard to focus,

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Speaker 1: Alex when I got the chochout slide going on and

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Speaker 1: stuck in your head. I know you stuck in your Oh,

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Speaker 1: you're about to lose your job, lady. You about that

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Speaker 1: means that the iron n has come for the day.

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Speaker 1: But don't worry. Yeah, if you don't stop the obsessing

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Speaker 1: about the chotout slide properly. Yeah, seriously, you know what? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we should have very serious conversation with you, Evan. No,

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Speaker 1: you need to start preparing your news stories for the

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Speaker 1: idiot News Network, and you also need to like stay

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Speaker 1: like focused even if you gets you know, even if

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Speaker 1: he does something like that, you should still should be

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Speaker 1: able to stay focus at least. No, I do really hard.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying. You do hard well. But if you would

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Speaker 1: stop focusing on the chocout slide all the time and

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Speaker 1: stoping hard, then I want to punch you both. Don't

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Speaker 1: do that. You shouldn't punch us. We don't aren't physical.

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Speaker 1: You don't punch Evan. I don't. I know what you

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Speaker 1: should do that'll make you feel a little better. I

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Speaker 1: don't do it. Hands your hands? Oh my god. All right,

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Speaker 1: that one's the I n N the Idiot news netwhere

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Speaker 1: for idiots. I'm just in the news. The tune in tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: same time for another report, and hopefully we can I

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00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: spend some time with Evan and get him back on

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Speaker 1: tracks and stop thinking about the chata slide, and tomorrow

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Speaker 1: will be better. Another hard hitting report at same time

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Speaker 1: tomorrow as news. The Jebel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 1: It's time four of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show.

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Speaker 1: Lila is on the phone for a War of the

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Speaker 1: Roses to catch a cheater today, and Lila has NNGS

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Speaker 1: NGS noisy gut syndrome. Who apparently her gut just won't

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Speaker 1: shut up about telling her that her boyfriend's probably cheating

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Speaker 1: on her. You know, a lot of people have noisy

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Speaker 1: gut syndrome when it comes to that. Well, okay, see

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Speaker 1: if her gut is correct when we try to catch

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Speaker 1: him in just a second. But real quick, let's talk

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Speaker 1: to Lila. Is it is this actually? Is this Lila

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Speaker 1: or is this her gut? On the phone we're speaking

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Speaker 1: with right now? That noise sounded like a gut. Lilah,

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Speaker 1: how are you I? I'm okay, I'm all right. Okay, Well,

536
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: obviously not the greatest because I think your boyfriends cheating

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Speaker 1: on you. Before we figure out why, how long have

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Speaker 1: you guys been together. We've been together for two years

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Speaker 1: and the relationship is, you know, pretty good. Otherwise, for

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00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 1: the most part, our relationship has been good, but lately

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Speaker 1: he's been a little bit rocky. Okay, what's rocky about it?

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Speaker 1: So Blake started a new job recently and he's been

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Speaker 1: doing a lot of zoom calls and I understand he

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Speaker 1: has to work and obviously learn learn the new job

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Speaker 1: and everything. But there's this coworker that he has um.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Jamie Jamie and oh yeah, one of

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Speaker 1: those named Jamie Jamie Okay, okay, yeah, his work wife. Yeah,

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00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: um yeah, I mean it certainly seems like that. But

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Speaker 1: you know, it's just weird because it's all he's always

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Speaker 1: laughing on the Zoom call. I'm like, you're working, Why

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00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: are you laughing so much? There's no laughing at work.

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00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,959
Speaker 1: Can't laugh with another girl? Hate your life? Does it

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00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: sound flirty or something? Well, that's what I mean. It's

554
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: like it sounds kind of flirty, all right, So it

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00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: sounds like he's flirting with his new coworker Jamie. But

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Speaker 1: you know, this is to catch a cheater. Flirting probably

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Speaker 1: not the best if you're in a relationship. If it's

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Speaker 1: only flirting, then he's not necessarily cheating. But you think

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Speaker 1: that he's actually cheating on you? Um, I think I

560
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: think something's going on, Okay for sure? Just yeah. One

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00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,239
Speaker 1: other question, you know, on the zoom cools, is it

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Speaker 1: just like a one on one? Is it him and

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Speaker 1: this go Jamie? I've heard other people in the past,

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Speaker 1: but then it always ends up with just them two.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if they're done with their call or Okay.

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Speaker 1: And the other night he got a text and he

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Speaker 1: was asleep of one in the morning, and I checked

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Speaker 1: his phone and it was a text from Jamie. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: if she's texting at one in the morning, that sounds

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Speaker 1: like more than work to me. Yeah, that's not the

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Speaker 1: witching hour. Wow. Did you check what she said? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I checked it, and he said, I have something to

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Speaker 1: tell you. You're going to be super excited. Oh oh,

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Speaker 1: okay at one in the morning. Yeah, it probably didn't

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Speaker 1: sound like that in your head. Price, I'm like, I

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Speaker 1: haven't tell you super underwear right now? Super exciting? That's

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00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: probably how that sounded in your head, right, Um, Yeah,

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00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: it just sounded a little more than a work thing.

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Speaker 1: And um, this week he's gone to a few happy hours,

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Speaker 1: which I didn't even know they did. Not to zoom.

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Speaker 1: So did you, Um, did you confront him about the

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Speaker 1: text from her? Yeah? I asked him and he said

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Speaker 1: that she was being sarcastic because they had a report

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Speaker 1: do or something. Oh please, yeah, right at one in

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Speaker 1: the morning, thinking about that report. And did he say

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Speaker 1: anything about you checking his phone? I mean, it's fine

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Speaker 1: is he knows how to password to his phone, so

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00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: and I've checked it before. Okay, you really see anything.

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00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,959
Speaker 1: All right, huh okay, So have you thought of a

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00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: way that we could call him to try to catch

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Speaker 1: him if he is cheating, Like what's the business or

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00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: something that he's into. That wouldn't be shocking if they

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00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:06,479
Speaker 1: called him. Well, I know that he rides a Harley, right,

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00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: So Harley always calls him because he's such an avid writer,

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00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: and so they'll call for like promotional deals or upgrades

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00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: and things like that, and they call him all the time,

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00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: and you know, he wouldn't be surprised if the dealership

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Speaker 1: called him. Okay, okay, what's the name of the dealership.

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00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: The dealership is called Harley. Okay, all right, cool, Well

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Speaker 1: we'll call him, pretend to be from there with some

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00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 1: sort of special offer, and then some flowers to send

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00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: to somebody, and see whose name he gives us. Maybe

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00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: he gives us yours to send flowers too, or Jamie.

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00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: We'll find out if he's cheating. They're right after this, Okay,

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00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 1: thank you, Yep, it's the sketch cheater. We'll do it

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00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 1: next Jewel show. If a co worker is texting you

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00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 1: at one o'clock in the morning, probably not about work, No,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't think unless you work the night shift and

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00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: you're late. Yeah, that makes sense. And that's the issue

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00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: that Lilah is dealing with right now. Her boyfriend of

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00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: two years, Blake, started a new job, and Lila thinks

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Speaker 1: that he might be cheating with his new coworker, Jamie,

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Speaker 1: because they're always on zoom calls together, always laughy and flirty.

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00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 1: Even after the zoom calls over, like a big meeting,

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00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 1: the two of them still stay on and they're laughy

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00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: and flirty, laughy taffy everywhere, laughy and flirty everywhere. And

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Speaker 1: also she texted him the other night at one o'clock

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00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: in the morning, yeah and yeah, and said something about

619
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Speaker 1: you're gonna I've got news for You're gonna be super excited.

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00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: Lila actually asked him about it, and he made an

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Speaker 1: excuse and said, oh, she was joking around, being sarcastic

622
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Speaker 1: because it was a report, dude, But that sounds like

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Speaker 1: I'm not so sure. Yeah, and you said he has

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Speaker 1: a business trip coming up to Lila. Yes, he has

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00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 1: a business trip coming up, and I know Jamie's going

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00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: to be there right. God, where are they going, like

627
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: the Barbados or something? Barbados, We've got to go to

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00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: work trip Barbados, just me and the Jamie. It's gonna

629
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Speaker 1: be crazy. No, it's for training in Texas. Okay, don't forget.

630
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 1: You know the last few weeks he's been out a

631
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: bunch of at work happy hours. Well that sounds irresponsible.

632
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm gonna try to call him. Lila

633
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 1: told us that he's a big Harley writer. So she

634
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: gives the name of the dealership. I'm a com from

635
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: the dealership and pretend to be from there with a

636
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: gift card or something and flowers that he can send

637
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: to a loved one, and we'll see if he gives

638
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 1: us your name or someone else's all right, Lilah, Yes, thanks, Hello. Yeah,

639
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:29,479
Speaker 1: it's Blake. Yeah, Blake. How's it going. It's Todd from Harley.

640
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: What's up? Oh? Hey? What's Gon? How you doing? Not much?

641
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 1: How you been good? Are you calling about the new

642
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: patch set that's coming out, because I am interested in that. No,

643
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: I'm not calling about that, but those are dope, dude,

644
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: They're gonna be great. I will let you know when

645
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 1: they get in. I'll make a note. We're actually calling

646
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: this kind of a customer appreciation thing. So I'm calling

647
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 1: you because we're doing a promotion where we want to

648
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: give you like one hundred dollars gift card to buy

649
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: some gear and then yeah, i'll talk of that some

650
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: flowers that you could send to somebody, like a romantic gesture,

651
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: because you know how it is. Man, You're out on

652
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: the weekends righting, the wife's at home, girlfriends at home, like,

653
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: where are they coming back? And you're like, get off

654
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: my back. I'm on the open road. And then the

655
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,399
Speaker 1: wind flow through my hair, except you're wearing a helmet

656
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: because you wear a helmet, you know. Hold on, This

657
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: isn't Todd from Harley, Yeah it is. It sounds like Jebil.

658
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: Are you guys pranking me? Like? Who Jubil? I don't

659
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: even know what that is. I would work for Harley.

660
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,879
Speaker 1: Stop it, stop it, guys. I know this is Juel

661
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: Hi Alex Hi English? Heavan here you guys? Damn it? Hello? Hello? Hi? Hi? Yeah,

662
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: I guess we say hi. There you go. How are

663
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: you doing, guys? Um? Not too bad? We've been better. Yeah, yeah,

664
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: I definitely been better than this. What's up, Blake? How

665
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: are you? I'm good? I think I know what you

666
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: guys are calling today? Why is that you, dude, my

667
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: girlfriend try and get your guys to catch me in

668
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: some sort of a romantic christ or something like that. Maybe. Yes, Yes,

669
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: your girlfriend Lila emailed us because she thinks you might

670
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: be cheating on her. Yes, I am not surprised. Did

671
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: I do that bad of a job with the whole thing?

672
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: I thought it was good. I thought it was okay,

673
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,399
Speaker 1: it's good. He probably just recognized your voice. You even

674
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: had this stuff about the pipes and everything. No, I

675
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 1: know your voice. I know the show, and I also

676
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: know that Lila's on the phone, right, yep, yes she is. Wow,

677
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: thanks for just stilling all the thunder blood. So can

678
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,439
Speaker 1: I talk to her? Yeah? I guess you can. It's

679
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: that pot she is on the phone. Yeah, Lilah. Sorry, yeah, Lila?

680
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 1: What the well you're always? Yeah, You're always. I don't know,

681
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: like you there's something going on. I'm tired of trying

682
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: to kill me in something when I'm not doing anything. Lila, Well,

683
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: why are somebody texting you at Why is somebody texting

684
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 1: you at one in the morning? That's not normal. It

685
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 1: is when I go to get at two. You want

686
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: you want to sleep? At twelve? That day normally. I

687
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 1: got a bit at two and I went a bit

688
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 1: of twelve this time. And you're always, you're always he's

689
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: me cheating And I'm not, dang, Blake, are You're legit?

690
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: You're not messing around with your coworker Jamie, because that's

691
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 1: who Lilah thinks that you're messing around with. Oh you

692
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: thinks I'm messing around with Jamie. She thinks I'm messing

693
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: around with the middle lady or some boot. So, Lila,

694
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 1: do you always do you think Blake's cheating on you

695
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: all the time? Well, I just think there's sometimes he's

696
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: just very flirtatious, you know, and it makes me a

697
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: little uncomfortable. And you know, he's a good looking guy.

698
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:57,399
Speaker 1: Girls flirt with him, and yeah, to be honest, I do,

699
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:02,240
Speaker 1: I do. I don't flirt. I'm kind, I'm a current

700
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: person and I'm nice to people around me. And this

701
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: has obviously nothing to do with me. It's something you

702
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 1: have to get over. You You you like, moved hair

703
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 1: off a girl's face that you don't even know, just

704
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, your hair is in your face?

705
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 1: Like what does that? She was sixty eight years old.

706
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: That was two and a half years ago, and she's

707
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: one of my childhood best friends that you won't even

708
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: let me talk to you anymore. Oh, oh my god.

709
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: That sounds controlling because the last time we saw her

710
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 1: she sat on your lap when we were at that restaurant.

711
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 1: That sounds like more than a childhood That sounds a

712
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: little shady. I mean I was kind of same, has

713
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: been controlling. But if you have your friends sitting on

714
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: your lap, friends, that is weird. But you know how

715
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: like a guy and a girl who are best friends,

716
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: they're like they like to do that, They're like, we're

717
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,839
Speaker 1: best friends. Yeah, you know, I've always found that way.

718
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: I didn't need too there's nothing going on. There was

719
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,839
Speaker 1: never anything going on, you know what, Lyla, I'm I'm

720
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: over this. I'm over this. What does that mean? Are

721
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 1: you breaking up with her? We'll talk when I get

722
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: home to it. What do you mean, like, are you

723
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: breaking up with me? I need to know right now.

724
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: I told you we'll talk about don't want to get home. Guys,

725
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: I like the show, I do. I know you had

726
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,760
Speaker 1: to do this because of situation you to put in. Yeah, um,

727
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: thanks well, thanks for listening. Yeah, thanks for listening, dude.

728
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: I appreciate it, um loyal listener. Hopefully you guys can

729
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: work things out. Yeah, we'll see. I know it. You're

730
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: gonna break up with me to be with Janie. Knew it.

731
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: The Jewil Shows were of the roses. The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: on demand only on iHeartRadio. It's time beach yah ya. Yeah,

733
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 1: see it's so stupid English even yet we're going to

734
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 1: crazy stupid. Yeah. That, by the way, is one of

735
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 1: the most requested songs we have on the show. People

736
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: text in it four UNA six one and ask to

737
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 1: hear the beat the brit intro now so made by

738
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 1: the brit Yeah, it goes that then Harry Steles, Yeah exactly,

739
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: you just haven't made that himself his own intro. And

740
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 1: on the phone right now to play beat the Brit

741
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: is Kelly, Kelly, what was up? How are you Kelly

742
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 1: to beat? I don't know if you heard this or not, Kelly,

743
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 1: but the brit is really dominant, stupid and also German,

744
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 1: which is yeah, because he's a British German Man who's

745
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 1: tomb All right, we're gonna send the English Evan out

746
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 1: of the room, and Kelly, the game is played like this.

747
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 1: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

748
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 1: If you don't know one, just say pass. And you

749
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: have to beat the brit outright to win? Okay, all right,

750
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: let's do it, right. I see English Evan in the

751
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 1: other room looking dumb, and your time starts. Now. What

752
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: is the world's largest vehement snake found in Southeast Asia? Hidon?

753
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: Name the clear high proof distilled spirit that is illegal

754
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: in the US shine. How much is the annual base

755
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 1: salary of the President of the United States A kajillion dollars?

756
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 1: What popular kid toy is used around the waist, neck,

757
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 1: and limbs a slinky? What carnivorous plant is known for

758
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:27,280
Speaker 1: snapping shut on its prey herana? What fruit is botanically

759
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: a berry and when used in cooking called plantains? Time

760
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 1: you can still aswer that though, and also the plantain

761
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,839
Speaker 1: at banana? Okay, all right, well you gotta I think

762
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: I think you're going to beat the Brits. All right,

763
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: we'll bring English seven back in the studio. He's walking

764
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 1: it right out before we get onto his questions, though,

765
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 1: Is there anything that you would like people to know

766
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 1: about you? Kelly, always have to do that because that's

767
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: the standard game show thing. When you take a break

768
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,839
Speaker 1: on the game show, you have to go. I hear

769
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 1: you have four gerbils at home. Hu's name. So is

770
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 1: there anything interesting about you, Kelly? Yeah? I got into pickling,

771
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 1: like pickling fruits, pickling pickle? Really, what even is that?

772
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 1: What do you do to you jar? Something? You add

773
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 1: vinegar and you add sugar? Okay, why better than the store?

774
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: Why are you doing that? I wanted to do that

775
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: at one point in my life. It's a healthier for you. Yeah. No,

776
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: I think you're doing it because you're really boring and

777
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: have a little free time. That's my thought. Okay, well

778
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 1: I'm also taking offense to that because there was a

779
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 1: time where I was like, dude, I want to get

780
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,720
Speaker 1: into pickling. I want to pick all kinds of stuff.

781
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: No one says I want to get into pickle. I did?

782
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: And she did you spend your free time planing? Call

783
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: of duty? Oh? You? I so? I think that's more

784
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: detrimentals are your health? All right? Ready, Evan, I'm ready.

785
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 1: Kelly did a good job. So you have your work

786
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: cut out for you today. Okay, all right, here we go.

787
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: Your time starts. Now, what is the world's largest vientnament

788
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 1: snake found in Southeast Asia. The King Karbra name the

789
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: clear high proof distilled spirit that is illegal in the

790
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: US um moonshine. How much is the annual base salary

791
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: of the President of the United States two hundred and

792
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 1: fifty thousand. What popular kid toy is used around the waist,

793
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: neck and limbs sling? What carnivorous plant is known for

794
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: snapping shut on his prey? Oh, the snapping turtle. What

795
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: fruit is botanically a berry and when used during cooking

796
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 1: called plantains. I don't think that a snapping turtle is

797
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 1: a plant, but I'm not sure. I don't think so.

798
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,280
Speaker 1: I really want to comment, but I had to continue.

799
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: I'm not positive. We'll find out. Let's send it over

800
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: to our scoreboard and see how you did with our scoreboard,

801
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 1: our executive producer, Brad Nolan Brad scoreboard. Here. The caller

802
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 1: is Kelly, Right, Kelly, Okay, you got two correct? Congratulate bad.

803
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 1: I thought you got more so I got a lot wrong,

804
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:50,919
Speaker 1: but the big dumb brick got three? What out right? Yeah? Who? Kelly? Yeah,

805
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to find out that points away. Stop doing that.

806
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: You still want yeah? Okay? On the house. Let's go

807
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 1: answer right. What is the world's largest minimus snake found

808
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: in southeast Southeast Asia? Is a king cobra. Nice name.

809
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 1: The clear high proof distilled spirit that is illegal in

810
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,439
Speaker 1: the US. Moonshine that. How much is the annual based

811
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: salary of the President of the United States? Four hundred thousand? Whoa,

812
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 1: that's higher than I thought. You did it in pounds,

813
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 1: that's why you full What popular kid toysies are on

814
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: the waist, neck, and limbs? The hula hoop? You guys,

815
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: what carnivores plant is known for snapping shut on its

816
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: prey is a venus flytrap. Okay, I didn't hear you

817
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: say plant. Okay, I didn't hear that. Sure thought the

818
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 1: fruit is botanically a berry and when used during cooking

819
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 1: called plantains is bananas. They both got that one right. Well, Kelly,

820
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you did not to beat zebra today playing.

821
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 1: I will send you a jewel show sticker. So hang

822
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: on the line. I'll get your infoe. Sweet have a

823
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: good day, good job, Evan, Thank you very much, surprising

824
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: that it's not surprising you got a hold too, though,

825
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: Remember when I got three. We play beat up every

826
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,839
Speaker 1: single Tuesday and Thursday on this show, So keep tuning

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00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: in to The Jewil Show. The Jebil Show on demand

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Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio