Speaker 1: Welcome back to this episode.
Speaker 2: I've discovered the dusty Divot is.
Speaker 1: Dusty divot somewhere in Fortnite that's an old Fortnite.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, so this is the real dusty divot. Dude.
Speaker 1: It's like disgusting.
Speaker 3: It kind of looks like it's molding, but it's because
Speaker 3: you spilt something on there and now it's just turned black.
Speaker 2: No, it's from me putting my foot here in the
Speaker 2: bottom of my shoe. It's like gunk from the outside world.
Speaker 3: I'm really curious if any of the radioactive chemicals that
Speaker 3: have been seeping through your clothes are going to come
Speaker 3: back and haunt you later on in life.
Speaker 2: Wait, radio act, why do I have radioactive chemical? Because
Speaker 2: this is like you shouldn't be carcinogenic. Okay, No, I'm
Speaker 2: like literally a super spreader of like carcinogens.
Speaker 3: Through my like every time you hug someone, you're passing
Speaker 3: on like yeah, because you also don't wash your clothes.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, I literally don't. I don't think I've washed
Speaker 2: this in like three months.
Speaker 3: You're just sustainable. You don't wash your bed sheets, you
Speaker 3: don't wash your clothes.
Speaker 2: I wash my bed sheets.
Speaker 3: Your bed sheets, like maybe every like three months.
Speaker 2: I've watched these twice. Have you actually? Yes, I haven't
Speaker 2: seen it.
Speaker 1: You're are you winking at me? Yeah? Crazy?
Speaker 2: Okay, So I was like bringing this up, but then
Speaker 2: I was like, no, but this has been giving me
Speaker 2: so much anxiety at night. It's been freaking me the
Speaker 2: fuck out. Is the Baja Blast pie from Taco Bell? Like,
Speaker 2: I can't sleep at night thinking about it?
Speaker 1: Did you see that stuff?
Speaker 3: Guy?
Speaker 4: They're there, it's like the blue radioactive one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: They're also doing cinnamon twist with the Baja Blast flakes
Speaker 3: on it, which is so fucking nasty. But I guess
Speaker 3: that's like every cereal we grew up eating is just
Speaker 3: like fake corn with corn.
Speaker 1: Dude, you're so disgusting.
Speaker 3: Also, everybody slept on my joke last week when I said, oh,
Speaker 3: gay corn, like they're taking corn from us, like nobody,
Speaker 3: nobody clipped it, nobody cared like that was a bar.
Speaker 1: Do you even remember, kay?
Speaker 4: No, I remember it, And I actually think I saw
Speaker 4: a comment that like was like, oh, nobody see.
Speaker 1: And nobody cares about.
Speaker 4: Me, which are the best comments, by the way. Those
Speaker 4: feel so good when someone's like, oh nobody noticed so
Speaker 4: and so said that, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Except everybody likes it, and then they still refuse to
Speaker 3: notice it, like the clip doesn't get posted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, the Taco Bell, Choco Taco, That's what I'm
Speaker 2: excited about.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, So they don't have release dates on it,
Speaker 3: at least when Apple does their presentation.
Speaker 1: We have like a timeline of when everything's coming out.
Speaker 3: Tacoball just said it to say it, like, I feel
Speaker 3: like that was something that they decided one night. The
Speaker 3: next day they booked it, and then they just got
Speaker 3: on stage and started like showing AI generated photos of
Speaker 3: things they haven't done yet.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, it ate and I will be eating it and
Speaker 2: it's working. It works. No, it was literally it is
Speaker 2: literally working because we're talking about it, like I'm excited
Speaker 2: about it. It's gonna be Yomersville like all of the
Speaker 2: new little items. I want the impanada so fucking badly,
Speaker 2: but every time I go on Postmates to order it.
Speaker 2: We have a Taco Bell like five minutes from our
Speaker 2: fucking house and I just can't get into the car
Speaker 2: to drive there because I'm so fucking lazy and like
Speaker 2: it's actually a problem. But every night I get on
Speaker 2: Postmates to order it, and then the fucking fees are
Speaker 2: like nineteen dollars and it's like a four dollars impanada
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm not spending nineteen dollars on a shity.
Speaker 1: He built out a car.
Speaker 2: On posts I still have. I still have them.
Speaker 1: He was like bragging about how cheap it is.
Speaker 3: He's like, wow, my god, like what a deal, blah
Speaker 3: blah blah, and like he spoke about it. We're like
Speaker 3: twelve minutes straight, Like I finished eating. I was already
Speaker 3: moving on with my life and I sat back down
Speaker 3: and he's like, oh my fucking god, like eight dollar
Speaker 3: more to order, Like I'm not fucking doing that.
Speaker 1: Are you're fucking kidding me?
Speaker 3: He got so bad, unbelievable and then was like, I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna do talk about it.
Speaker 1: He's like, let's see what their delivery fees are.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you found Sonika and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: damn sonic face.
Speaker 1: But it was like a twenty dollars delivery beet because
Speaker 1: it's literally.
Speaker 2: Forty miles away. Yeah. No, So I have This feature
Speaker 2: on Postmates is really advanced because like you can make
Speaker 2: carts and then abandon them, but they.
Speaker 1: Still say it advance, It's like awful.
Speaker 2: No no no, So I have them all saved, so
Speaker 2: I like will build a car, see the price, catch
Speaker 2: the vibe of like is this what I really want
Speaker 2: to put in my body tonight? And then I'll go
Speaker 2: back and just click order. I was gonna do Shake
Speaker 2: Shack Joe and the juice Papa John's. I was gonna
Speaker 2: get a whole ass pizza, but it was an Alfredo
Speaker 2: cheese pizza, like instead of rep No.
Speaker 1: That is literally like not better.
Speaker 3: Having a whole Alfredo cheese pizza to yourself, which I
Speaker 3: won't even get on you sounds really good. Like sometimes
Speaker 3: I think back to how yummy the Alfredo pasta from
Speaker 3: Pizza Hut tasted, and I I don't think that's something
Speaker 3: my adult palette would enjoy, But I remember being like
Speaker 3: thirteen and having it being like.
Speaker 2: Like me and my big hat. Do you remember CEC's
Speaker 2: pasta Ceci's Pizza pasta?
Speaker 1: I think I went to see it.
Speaker 2: It was like like wet. It was literally like wet
Speaker 2: with water and it was so fucking good. It was
Speaker 2: like the the Alfredo sauce was like like even more
Speaker 2: liquid than water is liquid, Like it was unbelievable, and
Speaker 2: it was so good.
Speaker 1: There was a place in Miami called Sweet Tomatoes that it, Yes,
Speaker 1: there was. Don't tell him, I'm lying already, Like what
Speaker 1: if I called you on your lives?
Speaker 2: I don't lie.
Speaker 1: Oh girl, we know a few things you love about.
Speaker 3: Like, but there was a place and it was like
Speaker 3: a buffet styled spot and they had like you could
Speaker 3: get different pastas and spaghettis, and then they would just
Speaker 3: put whatever.
Speaker 1: Sauce was on top.
Speaker 3: Their Alfredo sauce was literally Elmer's glue, Like it was
Speaker 3: literally pure white, like there was no sight of like
Speaker 3: pepper or anything else in the mix.
Speaker 1: I genuinely think they got like.
Speaker 3: Cans of Alfredo sauce and just poured it into a
Speaker 3: big vat and then would just like mix it up
Speaker 3: and get it on your bowl. But that ship was
Speaker 3: so fucking good, Like it literally tasted like Tubby Custard.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 2: I loved Tubby Custard in high school.
Speaker 1: Oh I love Toubby custar, like you eat in it like,
Speaker 1: oh my.
Speaker 2: God, Well no, I thought you were referencing Yup Duck.
Speaker 3: Oh no no, no, oh yeah, that is Tubby cus.
Speaker 3: We called it that that was Tubby Custard, and then
Speaker 3: the Chai latte from Melrose was Go Go Juice.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah. Ran in high school, I took a
Speaker 2: culinary like class, like oh okay, like I took. I
Speaker 2: took the cook class. No culinary colinary, Edward Colon. No,
Speaker 2: I took a culinary class, and we had to like
Speaker 2: build like hypothetical restaurants and we would have to like
Speaker 2: build out the business plan and everything. No, we're not
Speaker 2: even getting into emoji restaurant. That's actually so advanced and
Speaker 2: like nobody talks about it.
Speaker 4: Drew calling all of his schizophrenic ideas advance.
Speaker 2: Like they would make millions of dollars. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: Emoji restaurant is the one thing that I do agree with.
Speaker 3: Drew Moji would put you in the negatives, like.
Speaker 2: Oh, Drew, Moji is actually like unironically like genuinely coming soon.
Speaker 4: That's just income.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Why do you get someone to make a really shitty
Speaker 1: app next time?
Speaker 2: When I say it's coming soon, it's literally unironically coming soon.
Speaker 3: You want on fiver trying to find somebody who can
Speaker 3: make it a sticker work.
Speaker 2: Actually, but I took this. I built this restaurant, and
Speaker 2: I still to this day actually do think it's a
Speaker 2: great idea. But basically, you go in and you build
Speaker 2: your bull of like noodle soup, like you point the
Speaker 2: pasta you want, You point the sauce that you want,
Speaker 2: You point like the toppings that you want. Exactly. It's
Speaker 2: like Chipotle, but for like ramen or uh spaghetti like
Speaker 2: and I and the teacher was gagged. She was like,
Speaker 2: she was like, I've literally never received that.
Speaker 1: There's a bit on Granbarry. She's like, wait, what's ramen? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's another thing. If we built a Ramen restaurant
Speaker 2: in Granberry, I would literally like run Granberry. I would
Speaker 2: literally become the mayor of Grandberry. Grandbury. Okay, bring up
Speaker 2: the uh.
Speaker 1: Oh the thing I watched. Okay.
Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of people who are watching
Speaker 3: this will know what I'm talking about, But Kai, I
Speaker 3: don't know if you know about this. There was this
Speaker 3: woman who made a TikTok like a week and a
Speaker 3: half ago, and I saw it and it made me
Speaker 3: crack up. But I did not know she was gonna
Speaker 3: follow it with a fifty part series explaining the story.
Speaker 2: Each Each episode is ten minutes it's fifty parts. It
Speaker 2: is like eight hours hours to.
Speaker 1: Finish, and I was that was watching on double speed, but.
Speaker 2: Like, instead of Fortnite, you've been watching that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't even had time for Fortnite because I've
Speaker 3: been doing my search because I'm so dedicated to the podcast.
Speaker 3: That's the thing is everybody around me was like, can
Speaker 3: you stop watching that? I was like, no, I need
Speaker 3: something to talk about, and I'm gonna watch this. Also,
Speaker 3: I'm just naturally very nosy, and i want to know
Speaker 3: what this is about. So her original podcast is her
Speaker 3: talking about a bad ex situation and she just goes
Speaker 3: into detail of like it's very blanket statement, and she's like,
Speaker 3: y'all think you have bad exes, but have you ever
Speaker 3: had an ex who lied about being the VP at
Speaker 3: a company? Faked phone calls in front of you for
Speaker 3: two years, moved in with you, took you on tours
Speaker 3: to a tour houses, claiming he had over like a
Speaker 3: million in offshore.
Speaker 6: Shut I'm like, really powerful, so stupid because he has
Speaker 6: millions in offshore accounts all to turn out to be
Speaker 6: a felon who's a pathological liar, and his family's disconnected
Speaker 6: to him and one of the people he was claiming
Speaker 6: to talk to was somebody.
Speaker 3: Like multiple people who were dead. He would lie about
Speaker 3: people being dead all the time, all this shit. Obviously
Speaker 3: that TikTok blew up because they were like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck are you s saying right now? Because it sounds
Speaker 3: not real. She goes into detail that she met this
Speaker 3: guy on a dating app. The first date, she at
Speaker 3: like when it happened, she was like, wow, this is
Speaker 3: a sign from God that this man and me are
Speaker 3: meant to be because on the way to the date,
Speaker 3: her tire blew out. He showed up, fixed her tire,
Speaker 3: took her to a tire shop, bought her.
Speaker 1: A new tire, took her out to dinner.
Speaker 3: They got along, well, they were both I know, she
Speaker 3: found the last real man and it turned out he's
Speaker 3: a liar, so he actually was the last real man
Speaker 3: on this earth. But whatever, like this whole dramatic thing.
Speaker 3: They're both I think like late thirties, early forties, so
Speaker 3: both of them. On the first date, he was on
Speaker 3: his like love, Oh wow, well you're pushing thirty now.
Speaker 2: No, I'm fucking I don't even fucking say that.
Speaker 3: We have to talk about that after, Yeah, Basically, I
Speaker 3: don't want to take a time saying this because it's
Speaker 3: literally three hours worth of content I'm trying to put down,
Speaker 3: but I'll say my favorite parts. He lied about basically
Speaker 3: working at Hines, like the condement company. He lied that
Speaker 3: he was a VP at Hines. He lied that he
Speaker 3: played football in college and that's where all his money
Speaker 3: came from. In his offshore accounts, he was claiming he
Speaker 3: had so much money that he didn't see it viable
Speaker 3: to put into US banks, and he wanted on offshore
Speaker 3: accounts so that the US could attack him on it.
Speaker 1: He forged a chase letter of for almost two.
Speaker 3: Years, like a year in she started to realize and
Speaker 3: put the pieces together that he was lying. He would
Speaker 3: take her to all these like he would sign legal
Speaker 3: documents saying he could put a cash offer for seven
Speaker 3: fifty k on houses all the time.
Speaker 1: So like in.
Speaker 3: Her like on her right, she had no reason to
Speaker 3: think he was lying because and she kept saying that
Speaker 3: she was like in my head, no saying human would
Speaker 3: legally find themselves to a seven hundred and fifty thousand
Speaker 3: dollars cash offer if they didn't have that, And he
Speaker 3: was paying for things in her life, so she was
Speaker 3: like it kind of made sense.
Speaker 1: He would talk on.
Speaker 3: The phone every morning at six fifteen, d as, that's
Speaker 3: how you know you're a good liar if you can
Speaker 3: wake up at the ass crocodan and get right to
Speaker 3: your lying like you were crazy.
Speaker 1: He would talk to his brother every morning, but to.
Speaker 3: The point of being like hey, John says hi, and
Speaker 3: she'd be like, oh, Tim, I say, He's like, yes,
Speaker 3: she said hi, Okay, how are you?
Speaker 1: She said, She's good?
Speaker 2: Was the call made up?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Yes? He was never on the phone. He was never.
Speaker 2: Reminded me of his that fucking video of the dude
Speaker 2: in the restaurant, like getting interviewed for that documentary, and
Speaker 2: he's like on the phone and he's acting like hot,
Speaker 2: like shot like rich dude like and he's like hold on,
Speaker 2: like the President is calling me, and he holds his
Speaker 2: phone up to his ear and it's this screen and
Speaker 2: he has a full conversation with the screen president who
Speaker 2: is that guy? I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna find
Speaker 2: it because it's so funny.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I shit like that.
Speaker 3: He lied about his grandma dying from COVID, his uncle
Speaker 3: dying from COVID, and his stepdaughter dying from COVID. He
Speaker 3: lied about three deaths, just randomly, like when she got
Speaker 3: over the house, because she was like, I don't feel
Speaker 3: like we're ever gonna get a house. Something about this
Speaker 3: is feeling fishy. He basically just got off on telling
Speaker 3: her things and seeing her reaction, and he would just
Speaker 3: lie about people dying. He one day just like decided
Speaker 3: that he was like, I'm so tired of working at Hines,
Speaker 3: Like that's not the actual company. She said she'd never
Speaker 3: said the company, but I'm just gonna assume it's like
Speaker 3: Hines or something. But every now and then he'd be like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, they're like really stressing me out at work,
Speaker 3: Like I want to leave this job. And he lied
Speaker 3: and said he left Hines to go work at Apple.
Speaker 3: So now he's laving in Georgia, in a random county
Speaker 3: in Georgia, being like I think I'm just gonna take
Speaker 3: a job at Apple.
Speaker 2: Life he still has the lie going.
Speaker 1: No, turned out he was a felon.
Speaker 3: He literally was a felon because he impersonated an officer
Speaker 3: and was going into random people's houses and he ended
Speaker 3: up getting arrested because he she filed for divorce.
Speaker 1: She kicked him out all the shit. He also had
Speaker 1: like a busted.
Speaker 3: Knee that he claimed it was from football and was
Speaker 3: like bedridden for two months and pissing empower aid bottles
Speaker 3: and like, dude, it was so insane. But the story
Speaker 3: ends with him being a convicted filing felon going to jail.
Speaker 1: But then I'm about to fill you in. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say that that's amazing story. Okay, show me this.
Speaker 4: Okay, So are there any scandals you can talk about?
Speaker 7: We one can't talk about ninety right, dude, I don't
Speaker 7: know who this is. Can I pick this up real quick? Okay,
Speaker 7: this is Kamine. Can I help you? Listen? When you
Speaker 7: say a list, we're talking like Brad Pitt. We're talking.
Speaker 7: Hold on one second. This must have not scripted. Can you
Speaker 7: tell me exactly who it is?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 7: Let me let me claim when I'm going breakfast and
Speaker 7: I'm away from these.
Speaker 5: People, and he just keep sucking all answered it and
Speaker 5: then the phone draw, the call drops and you just
Speaker 5: see all his notifications.
Speaker 2: Imagine being a scam color on the other end talking
Speaker 2: to this like skitzo. Dude, that's like having a conversation
Speaker 2: with you about selling ourt and like you just yeah.
Speaker 3: Someone trying to sell you bootleg life insurance and they're.
Speaker 1: Like okay, when you're saying a list, what do you mean?
Speaker 8: Bra?
Speaker 2: Imagine being the people like recording it and like catching
Speaker 2: him doing that. That would be so fucking lit.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I spent three hours of my life watching
Speaker 3: this woman talk about her crazy.
Speaker 2: It would have been six, but you were watching in
Speaker 2: double speed, which is yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, he would take her to car dealerships and promised
Speaker 3: her he would get her a BMW.
Speaker 1: X five with like literally you leather interior.
Speaker 3: Yeah, literally, me going to car dealerships all the time
Speaker 3: being like yeah, I'm gonna get this, and I mean.
Speaker 1: Like, actually I can.
Speaker 2: You literally don't.
Speaker 1: I don't believe in getting a new car. The new
Speaker 1: cars are ugly and they're fake and they're meant to fail.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I literally hate my car so much and I'm
Speaker 2: not kidding. I would actually be excited if it exploded,
Speaker 2: Like I literally would. I would be so so oh
Speaker 2: my god, God. Actually, uh, maybe there are real men.
Speaker 2: When you blow my car up for me, you'll blow
Speaker 2: it up for me.
Speaker 4: Insurance, you're saying there is like a percentage of a
Speaker 4: population that's always like these prolific liars, Like you're talking
Speaker 4: about the the there's always going to be like one
Speaker 4: person a year that does that, gets really high up
Speaker 4: and does fake sign language for the president.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't remember what the conversation was, but
Speaker 2: like I always think that there's like there's like the
Speaker 2: Tinder swindler.
Speaker 4: There's always like one guy a year that pulls this
Speaker 4: sho oh.
Speaker 3: It was Drew saying that, like they are the true
Speaker 3: entrepreneurs because people that good will like literally they want
Speaker 3: it so bad they will get to the level that
Speaker 3: it is profitable.
Speaker 1: But the thing about this lies it literally wasn't profitable.
Speaker 2: No. Also, he profited a P word.
Speaker 1: No, they that was the other thing is they didn't
Speaker 1: have like an intimacy life because he was also a cheater.
Speaker 3: So he was also cheating and he was like paying
Speaker 3: for sex. She went through his phone and he was
Speaker 3: paying for sex with other people. So they literally like
Speaker 3: it was so odd, like he was just a fucking
Speaker 3: crazy person. And God bless her, and I hope she
Speaker 3: was on the TikTok creator fund because she deserves a.
Speaker 2: Bad He definitely got there after the first three videos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope. So he was mid, why can't you
Speaker 1: why can't people online just hear a story.
Speaker 2: And be like that's literally I don't know you.
Speaker 3: I don't know your business. I kind of do, but
Speaker 3: you gave a good thing of not saying it.
Speaker 2: I literally have a note saying, y'all gotta start keeping
Speaker 2: shit to yourself. Please accept us obviously, like accept this.
Speaker 2: But I've just seen so many tiktoks of people blowing
Speaker 2: the fucking spot up, like literally like three of our
Speaker 2: low key like like, oh, this is a vibe, but
Speaker 2: like I don't want the public to know about this
Speaker 2: vibe because they'll ruin it and they'll change, the businesses
Speaker 2: will change. Like three of those spots have been blown
Speaker 2: up on my TikTok feed the past week, like literally
Speaker 2: physically exploded into a million pieces.
Speaker 1: Wait, are they gonna like gas leaks?
Speaker 2: Baby? No, like just a bunch of people, are they now?
Speaker 1: God forbid one of those businesses blow up.
Speaker 2: You're done. You're literally it's like me like them actually
Speaker 2: finding bodies in Central Park?
Speaker 4: Did they actually.
Speaker 6: No, No, No, they haven't yet.
Speaker 2: There's gotta be one, That's what I'm saying, Like at
Speaker 2: the bottom of the pond or some shit like I'm okay,
Speaker 2: I gasped while you were telling that, because I cannot
Speaker 2: believe I forgot this and this is what I wanted
Speaker 2: to start with. But I left the house this morning
Speaker 2: to go run a couple of errands, and while I
Speaker 2: was at a light, there was this dude kind of
Speaker 2: like writhing around on the floor. It's raining, like he
Speaker 2: was like rolling around and kind.
Speaker 1: Of war she was taking the chance what she saw.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, literally, but he was like rolling around. And
Speaker 2: then I've never seen like someone stand up as fast
Speaker 2: as he did. Like I like blinked, and he went
Speaker 2: from laying to like standing, and it was like it
Speaker 2: literally felt like I was hallucinating, like like I'm it was.
Speaker 2: It was unreal. And then like he like slowly turns
Speaker 2: his head and locks onto the car in front of me,
Speaker 2: and it's like this older gentleman in the car, and
Speaker 2: I feel really bad for him. But this dude literally
Speaker 2: like points out of him and starts like screaming at him,
Speaker 2: and it's like, I'm gonna fucking kill you, like I'm
Speaker 2: gonna find your family and kill you. He's obviously like
Speaker 2: on something, yeah, like not well. And then he goes
Speaker 2: and walks up to the car and starts banging on
Speaker 2: his window like and like he's like screaming at this
Speaker 2: guy and is like I'm gonna fucking kill you. And
Speaker 2: like the light is red and there's people crossing, and
Speaker 2: I know this guy wants to drive away so bad
Speaker 2: but he can't. And then he slowly like gives up
Speaker 2: and then like turns that me and thankfully the light
Speaker 2: turned green, because I really don't know how I would
Speaker 2: have handled that situation, but like he started walking towards
Speaker 2: my car, but thankfully I just like drove around the
Speaker 2: corner and it was done. But like I was so
Speaker 2: scared that he was going to attack.
Speaker 1: Remember when someone tried to get into Orian's car. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I left the gallery thing. Orian was stopped at a
Speaker 1: light and something similar happened.
Speaker 3: The guy was like just on the street, like acting
Speaker 3: a fool kind of yelling and screaming, and Ryan was
Speaker 3: trying not to look. And then she in her perferle
Speaker 3: saw him coming closer and to the passenger door. O'rian
Speaker 3: also drives like the oldest car ever.
Speaker 2: It's a gadget.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she drives her gadget, And so she had to
Speaker 3: like lean over fast and lock.
Speaker 1: It, and he came and was like jiggling the handle trying.
Speaker 3: To get to her, and she just had to drive
Speaker 3: off because she got scared and she had to run
Speaker 3: the red light.
Speaker 2: I just feel so bad for women.
Speaker 1: Didn't you say that we should normalize chasing women?
Speaker 2: I think, But.
Speaker 4: It's like episode sixty seven.
Speaker 2: Were like literally like brain purposes. Yeah, it's like get
Speaker 2: quicker on your feet.
Speaker 3: Oh oh you you believe in chasing women to prepare
Speaker 3: them for.
Speaker 2: The Yeah, okay, Oh I deleted every note.
Speaker 1: You say that every three episodes.
Speaker 4: And me and Drew are like good guys.
Speaker 3: Oh they're good guys anymore because we always finished last
Speaker 3: and like no one appreciates it.
Speaker 1: Nice guys finished last. Wow, treat you like trash glass?
Speaker 1: They ate, They ate with that fucking song. Oh any
Speaker 1: of them? Are they alive? I was there twenty two
Speaker 1: when that came out, so they must be.
Speaker 2: What's not hay there Delilah? But there was like another dude,
Speaker 2: like another emo guy. Well, it doesn't matter because I
Speaker 2: don't know what I'm talking about. I tease it was
Speaker 2: it was like one of them, But I don't say that.
Speaker 1: I don't know you, and yes.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I just watched your type. Yes, dude, that
Speaker 2: was a fucking banger. But I found out he's like
Speaker 2: an awful person or something. Classic classes, And it seems
Speaker 2: like that always happens except for me. Aren't good When
Speaker 2: I start my music career, I'm not gonna like switch up,
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna be like the same old guy. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna let the power to get into my head.
Speaker 2: And I have a couple of bars that I wrote
Speaker 2: down that I feel like could change the world.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna read them?
Speaker 2: Should I read them like spoken poetry? Or should I
Speaker 2: like wrap them a little bit?
Speaker 1: You should wrap.
Speaker 3: Them, but you I know you won't be able to
Speaker 3: because you're on camera and you have to read right now.
Speaker 2: I know it's so bad. It's so bad. Okay, I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm Bob Miley the way I'm smoking on
Speaker 2: this cush. What if the moon crashed under the earth,
Speaker 2: we'd all be squished.
Speaker 1: It's fushed.
Speaker 2: No, it's squished. Y'all be getting it wrong the whole time.
Speaker 3: Well when you said that, okay, to clarify, we got
Speaker 3: off our flight, and I don't know what happens to
Speaker 3: Drew when we get off flights. But I've realized that
Speaker 3: is when you hit peak like activity. It's because after
Speaker 3: activity along he has to just talk a bunch. And
Speaker 3: we got in the car with Josie. Josie picked us
Speaker 3: up god blass, and I'm dead from this flight. I
Speaker 3: feel crazy. Drew is in the backseat going crazy because
Speaker 3: when the crowd goes crazy, I go okay, And when
Speaker 3: the crowd goes crazy, I go crazy. He just randomly
Speaker 3: dropped that bar and me and Drew, me and Josie
Speaker 3: were We did the fatal mistake with Drew where when
Speaker 3: you show him that you're impressed by something like that,
Speaker 3: he won't stop until he gets that same reaction.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just kept getting worse and worse and worse.
Speaker 2: I love build a bear workshop. I lay pipe like
Speaker 2: I work in the shop. Period popped your mama in
Speaker 2: the face. I can't tell my left from my right anymore.
Speaker 2: I think my brain is fried from scoring basketball. Red
Speaker 2: dot laser beam.
Speaker 4: I think it's just like it would be good.
Speaker 2: Let me cook, dude. I fucked up the vibe in
Speaker 2: here with that.
Speaker 3: We were trying to record that because, as we've said
Speaker 3: on the podcast, we'll record like random songs. Yeah, we're
Speaker 3: just like, we're just such passionate creative people.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we have to just let it.
Speaker 2: And I like to create for myself sometimes because if
Speaker 2: I create for the world, it becomes a job, you know.
Speaker 2: So I like to create for myself and just really
Speaker 2: let loose.
Speaker 3: Even though every time we listen back to any of
Speaker 3: the songs, it's like Josie has Kryptonite on his computer
Speaker 3: because when he plays it, we literally melt and we deteriorate.
Speaker 1: And it took Drew ten times to get.
Speaker 2: That first bar right, Okay, Tindo's Tint's Down Challenge. I
Speaker 2: did the Cinnamon challenge to end my life. That shit
Speaker 2: eight You know that? You know the video?
Speaker 1: No? No? Oh wait is it you wrapping on ice?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, let me find it. I got that
Speaker 2: shit saved up here too.
Speaker 4: Hold on.
Speaker 1: I wonder if anybody I guess, no no mind as
Speaker 1: I say. I wonder if anybody finds your page and
Speaker 1: follows you seriously and then sees your highlights but you're decent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did the Cinnamon challenge in my life. It
Speaker 2: didn't work, so I grabbed him.
Speaker 1: Cutting off.
Speaker 2: I fucking should we talk about the new AI models
Speaker 2: that came out that are really actually horrifying.
Speaker 1: You and Ki can be men and talk about that
Speaker 1: kind of shit.
Speaker 2: Girls just don't have the brains to do that. That's
Speaker 2: why you can't do.
Speaker 4: No, yes they do.
Speaker 3: No, they don't. That's what nice guys think. Nice guys
Speaker 3: think girls have brains, but we don't.
Speaker 2: Like I'm girls want a mean guy.
Speaker 4: Assholes yea, assholes.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Sora Ai just dropped and we'll like insert
Speaker 2: a clip or two of like what it is creating.
Speaker 2: And it's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen in
Speaker 2: my life. And like I saw a bunch of other
Speaker 2: people talking about this and this was my first thought
Speaker 2: as well. But like my biggest fucking fear ever in
Speaker 2: my life is like going to prison for a crime
Speaker 2: I didn't commit, Like a crime was committed and I
Speaker 2: just somehow became a suspect and I go to jail,
Speaker 2: like because.
Speaker 3: You look like every other bitch. So they would just
Speaker 3: see the person be like that's true.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that accounts dedicated to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, I'm different.
Speaker 2: Okay, so your fear is going yeah, yeah, yeah. And
Speaker 2: it was so bad that in high school and the
Speaker 2: drug dogs would come, I would like zip up my
Speaker 2: bag and hold it on the front of my chest
Speaker 2: because I was like literally so scared that someone was
Speaker 2: going to put their weed in my bag and I
Speaker 2: was going to be out of like a camera, like
Speaker 2: the cameras couldn't see, so I was just like horrified
Speaker 2: of it. But these AI models are so good now
Speaker 2: that like the videos like in some parts are like
Speaker 2: so realistic that I actually couldn't tell if it was
Speaker 2: real or not. And then I had to go to
Speaker 2: the open Ai Twitter account to see that they posted it,
Speaker 2: like because I thought people were just trolling and joking,
Speaker 2: And now all I can think about and all I'm
Speaker 2: freaked out about is someone making a deep fake video
Speaker 2: of me committing a crime that I didn't do, and
Speaker 2: it well the evidence okay.
Speaker 4: But if that happened, if we live in that world,
Speaker 4: doesn't that mean that nothing online is like valid and.
Speaker 2: Ere imagine the porn.
Speaker 4: Oh. Also, yeah, one of the things that they did
Speaker 4: Open an Eye, they generated an infinite amount of big
Speaker 4: oiled a booty compilation.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good for us, Okay, actually that's yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that's one of our cop viewed the
Speaker 3: worked up Booty twerking.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, it's like oiled up.
Speaker 4: I think so, just because the title goes so hard.
Speaker 3: Oh well, you're thinking of the negatives. I'm thinking of
Speaker 3: the positives. I'm gonna have Ai generate me front row
Speaker 3: at the Chanel's show, sitting next to in a winter
Speaker 3: having a conversation, and then post it on my ig
Speaker 3: story with a heart and just tag Chanel and be
Speaker 3: very casual about it, and then people will circulate it
Speaker 3: and then.
Speaker 1: Channel who invite her? I don't remember inviting her, but
Speaker 1: we need to invite her next.
Speaker 2: Year because how viral this moment is my only saving
Speaker 2: grace for the story of Ai was. I was like, oh, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you can make these videos, but like this sound doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: They're not generating sound. Nope. Eleven Labs. Now, lets you
Speaker 2: describe a word or describe a sentence or a sound
Speaker 2: that you want to hear in a sentence, and it'll
Speaker 2: fucking develop it. It'll look at the video.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you can also just look at Yeah,
Speaker 4: just watches the video and then it does it. You
Speaker 4: don't even have to use your words.
Speaker 8: We're over, we're over down, We're about to have eighteen
Speaker 8: new TikTok artists who are making their music via that
Speaker 8: AI the eleven Labs thing, and it's going to be
Speaker 8: the worst music you've ever heard, and it's going to
Speaker 8: do so well since TikTok took off.
Speaker 3: Umg okay, that's what no one's talking about. I remember
Speaker 3: when TikTok removed all that licensed music. I had said
Speaker 3: to somebody, because you're greedy.
Speaker 1: And you just want all the revenue to yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't give it to the fucking artists.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck about the artist. It's about
Speaker 2: line in my pockets and my pockets only, I mean.
Speaker 1: Honestly, respect, Like that's what a true like CEO boss
Speaker 1: would do. You have now been demoted.
Speaker 2: You have now been demoted.
Speaker 3: But because of that, I was saying to somebody, I
Speaker 3: think it was our manager. I was like, I'm so
Speaker 3: curious what all these TikTokers who, Because even personalities on
Speaker 3: TikTok still kind of rely on that music to a
Speaker 3: certain aspect, like everybody can survive without it for the
Speaker 3: most part. But so many people post like compilations of
Speaker 3: their years and like their days and day in the
Speaker 3: lives where they don't want to talk. They just want
Speaker 3: it to be a vibe video. If you just pay
Speaker 3: attention to some of the music people are using, it
Speaker 3: is the worst.
Speaker 1: Music you've ever heard. Like people are matching up like.
Speaker 3: Britney Spears and Phoebe Bridgers just to get a vibe
Speaker 3: of both, just to like feel something for their TikTok compilation.
Speaker 3: And it's some of the worst thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: And I think at this point people are now just
Speaker 3: brain rotted and trying to ignore the fact that it's
Speaker 3: like your favorite creator talking about their day. But in
Speaker 3: the background it's like can't be tamed and like sixteen
Speaker 3: carriages mixed, and it's just it sounds crazy. And that's
Speaker 3: why I signed my deal with Title, because I didn't
Speaker 3: want my music to be taken.
Speaker 4: Off with TikTok.
Speaker 2: Oh what's Title?
Speaker 1: It's Oh, it's jay Z's fucking streaming service. Hello.
Speaker 2: I sold that for three hundred and fifty million dollars,
Speaker 2: by the way, and I don't I have literally I
Speaker 2: have not met a single person that has used Title.
Speaker 3: I will say when Title came out, I did use
Speaker 3: it because he released him and Beyonce's was it Lab
Speaker 3: album or yeah, seven seven seven was on there, and
Speaker 3: their collab album I think was originally only on there,
Speaker 3: so you had to have it. But then obviously they
Speaker 3: were like, bitch, no one's getting this. Fuck four or
Speaker 3: four we were thinking of just like other.
Speaker 1: Good luck and stuff like seven seven seven.
Speaker 3: I keep seeing six six, I keep seeing numbers, keep
Speaker 3: seeing angel.
Speaker 1: The Angels are.
Speaker 2: One of the funniest things I've ever seen on the
Speaker 2: internet was the Angel's number thing, Like, bitch, you think
Speaker 2: like you seeing these numbers is like a sign like no,
Speaker 2: you're just on your phone fourteen hours a day, Like literally,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: What's your screen time been at? Have you been better?
Speaker 2: Uh? Pretty good? Let's check. Yeah, daily average is just
Speaker 2: four hours.
Speaker 1: Oh let me see.
Speaker 3: Let me see today's Monday, So that's hours.
Speaker 1: That doesn't really count.
Speaker 2: It was it was eight hours and thirty three. But
Speaker 2: in my defense, in my defense, I left my phone
Speaker 2: playing TikTok's just the same TikTok for literally like forty
Speaker 2: five minutes twice, So like take an hour and a
Speaker 2: half away from that.
Speaker 4: How did that happen?
Speaker 2: Because I was like getting I was in the bathroom,
Speaker 2: and I was in the bath and I was just
Speaker 2: like too lazy to get out of the bath. That
Speaker 2: was two days ago actually, so that's the tea on
Speaker 2: that And yesterday it was all.
Speaker 1: Eight hours and thirty minutes too yesterday.
Speaker 2: FLA and oh my god, wait, I was nine hours
Speaker 2: last Sun bad You're bad as fuck.
Speaker 3: I was only three hours on Thursday because I was
Speaker 3: just like present.
Speaker 2: I literally have just only used my phone for a
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: Why is my only two hours and twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: Though it's the Fortnite and the three D rendering. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's the Fortnite and the three D rendering for me.
Speaker 3: We need to check an updated count on how many
Speaker 3: hours I've spent on Fortnite, Like, we need to look
Speaker 3: at that.
Speaker 1: Actually, I haven't been playing.
Speaker 3: As like I've kind of fallen off the past week.
Speaker 1: What did you say about hole? Y'all?
Speaker 3: I watched Spider Man Across the Spider Verse, and nobody's.
Speaker 1: Talking about that movie. Like the first one, No, the
Speaker 1: second one.
Speaker 4: Oh, I saw the first one that you have to watch.
Speaker 2: The second one is advanced.
Speaker 1: It is so insane.
Speaker 3: I started it on the plane and within the first
Speaker 3: five minutes I was so tapped in. But it was
Speaker 3: the worst rendering ever because we were flying Alaska and
Speaker 3: the doors were about to be pulled off of the plane,
Speaker 3: so the Wi Fi couldn't being captured into that tube.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: So I waited till we got to the hotel.
Speaker 2: And I watched it the fly home from Maryland. I'm
Speaker 2: not kidding. Was the plane was like three decades older
Speaker 2: than me. I like, I'm not exaggerating, like look at this,
Speaker 2: look at this shit. Like I could no TV.
Speaker 1: There was no power outlets. There was a wall of carpet.
Speaker 2: There was literally tape on chairs, tape on chairs. It
Speaker 2: was falling apart at the seams. And then there was
Speaker 2: like the most eighties fucking carpet walls I've ever seen
Speaker 2: in my life.
Speaker 3: Also, okay, humans are so insane. Because I was deep
Speaker 3: in rim sleep on that plane and we had the
Speaker 3: nearliest turbulence I've felt in a minute, because it was
Speaker 3: one of those like big drops and like continuous shakings
Speaker 3: and like another drop, and I woke up from it
Speaker 3: and I felt all the adrenaline in my body rushing immediately,
Speaker 3: like I've never woken up and been so like I
Speaker 3: was almost shaking with adrenaline because my brain was activated
Speaker 3: and like, Okay, it's time to survive.
Speaker 1: It's time to survive. And I was.
Speaker 3: Actually shocked by that feeling because I was like, wow,
Speaker 3: maybe humans are meant to survive.
Speaker 2: No, that's literally all I think about is when I
Speaker 2: get fight or flat, I'm like wait, like actually I'm
Speaker 2: not suicidal and I just actually want to live, like
Speaker 2: that's the team.
Speaker 1: Well you know what it is.
Speaker 3: It's because it's like my like in like Eternal Battle
Speaker 3: of I will kill myself before anybody else kills me.
Speaker 3: And that's one of those things where it's like, okay, bitch,
Speaker 3: that's my decision to make, Like you are not gonna
Speaker 3: fucking kill you, Like I'm not giving yourself on the airplane.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: Clearly, if I sat there and I thought about the
Speaker 3: probability of whether I would survive that crashing, I would
Speaker 3: kill myself. I'm not about to spend the next five
Speaker 3: minutes terrified, Like are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: My biggest wish is I just hope it passes out,
Speaker 2: Like I just hope I pass out before it happens.
Speaker 2: Like that's all I could think about is I was
Speaker 2: asleep and then like I was jolted awake, and I
Speaker 2: was like, bro, if we're gonna crash, just like, let
Speaker 2: me sleep, like literally please, Like, but I.
Speaker 3: Did fall asleep immediately after. Once I detected no danger,
Speaker 3: I knocked the fuck back out. So maybe I'm not
Speaker 3: ready to survive because I could feel I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: I've never felt that I could all the blood rushing
Speaker 3: in my arms, like it felt like I was Popeye
Speaker 3: and I ate Spinach, and I could feel my arms
Speaker 3: getting stronger, like I was about to rip off the
Speaker 3: roof of the plane and jump out.
Speaker 1: Okay, Also, why don't think it was parachutes? Like, come on,
Speaker 1: stop playing with me. I'm gonna start trying.
Speaker 2: We really do, like try to fucking like save money
Speaker 2: and cut corners like they could give us parashote.
Speaker 3: But I guess also you have to be able to
Speaker 3: know how to use the parachute, because I would jump
Speaker 3: out of that activate my parachute too soon to get
Speaker 3: wrapped up in it. Everyone got like a like I
Speaker 3: just crashed into the earth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're saving us money, they're trying to they're trying
Speaker 2: to take my money.
Speaker 4: Did you guys see that someone crapped themselves at the
Speaker 4: k Pop Award show.
Speaker 2: No, oh yeah, wait, you brought that up like a
Speaker 2: few weeks ago.
Speaker 4: No, that was at the Taylor Swift concert. Oh, someone
Speaker 4: like crapped all over themselves at the the twenty twenty
Speaker 4: four K Pop Award Show.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: And then they had this startar a fan I think
Speaker 4: it was a fan. Yeah, it says fan confessing to
Speaker 4: poop in their pants and they had to stop performing
Speaker 4: because it smelled like the smell went all the way
Speaker 4: to the front.
Speaker 1: That is so insane.
Speaker 2: Well, sorry, sorry, I ruined the capop.
Speaker 1: Why did they poop themselves?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: Were they holding their spaces?
Speaker 2: But it was literally I was waiting in line for
Speaker 2: like hours and there was no bathroom and then I
Speaker 2: ran to the front of the building to get the
Speaker 2: best seat in the house. And I just if I
Speaker 2: had to either hop the barricade and go shit and
Speaker 2: pray they would let me come back and hop the
Speaker 2: barricade and get back in my spot. That's not fucking happening.
Speaker 2: So I was just like, I'm just gonna shit out
Speaker 2: of my skirt. You know, she was wearing a skirt
Speaker 2: like you know that that.
Speaker 3: What's crazy too, is like to poop yourself by accident
Speaker 3: or like you can't hold it anymore, it has to
Speaker 3: be diarrhea. So you know that shit like such a
Speaker 3: gross conversation. Also, while we're talking about poop, we got
Speaker 3: to the airport at like six am when we were
Speaker 3: leaving for Maryland, and I am not kidding or yeah,
Speaker 3: when we were leaving Maryland, I have never smelt that
Speaker 3: many morning shit in my life.
Speaker 1: In that bathroom, I was like, y'all are fucking.
Speaker 2: Disgusting in the girl's bathroom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, girls poop. Now we got an update. We
Speaker 3: got an update. You know how talk about did their
Speaker 3: Apple event? Women had an Apple event where we announced
Speaker 3: the new iOS update and we can poop now finally
Speaker 3: our butts are used to I just don't find that.
Speaker 4: Can we pause? Can we just take a break because
Speaker 4: I need I.
Speaker 1: Just need to like process the cremation.
Speaker 4: What the hell?
Speaker 1: Dude, If you guys are ever blessed enough to live
Speaker 1: with a woman, you might find that she poops like
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 2: Actually I live with you.
Speaker 1: No you don't. I don't let you sleep here anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh then a woman?
Speaker 2: Okay, so I drank for the first time since we're
Speaker 2: on like a nasty fucking vibe. We'll just go there.
Speaker 2: I drank for the first time in a very long time.
Speaker 2: One I was in control, and it was a vibe.
Speaker 2: I had a single margarita and then a second margarita
Speaker 2: at the party, so I did not drink that much.
Speaker 4: Well what the fuck is it?
Speaker 1: Oh, you're talking about your poop ummm.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no. I drank for
Speaker 2: the first time. It was a vibe whatever. It felt
Speaker 2: so good that I've drank every day since, all day long,
Speaker 2: every day, and it's to the point where like I
Speaker 2: wake up in the morning shaking and all I do
Speaker 2: is have a beer and I feel.
Speaker 4: Better, Like that work, That's what I do.
Speaker 2: It's actually like a vibe. But yeah, I realized I'm
Speaker 2: old as fuck the day I drank, Like I realized,
Speaker 2: I was like I'm an old man, and I was
Speaker 2: having a conniption fit about it. Before I was like
Speaker 2: literally like vouch for me, I was. I came in
Speaker 2: here after like freaking the fuck out of my bedroom
Speaker 2: because I was like, oh, I'm like twenty six and
Speaker 2: like a week like that's not that deep. I have
Speaker 2: to get my own insurance. I don't care. But then
Speaker 2: I thought about it and I was like, I'm twenty
Speaker 2: seven in a year, and I was like, like, I
Speaker 2: can't be making poof jokes at twenty seven.
Speaker 3: He even met twenty six and he's sitting around he
Speaker 3: was like the whole day he was like, guys, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be twenty seven in a year, and I was like, technically,
Speaker 3: in a year, you're gonna be twenty six.
Speaker 2: And then we went to this party and I was
Speaker 2: like mustache old guy on the dance floor, like, and
Speaker 2: it was so scary, boots, what's funny is?
Speaker 3: I don't think there was like we were definitely amongst
Speaker 3: the younger crowd there because it was kind of shockingly
Speaker 3: like a lot of older people there.
Speaker 1: But I also felt that there was.
Speaker 3: A moment where I was looking around and I was like, ohay, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm like twenty five at this party right now, Like
Speaker 3: something about this feels funky.
Speaker 2: But the party was cute as fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was super fun.
Speaker 3: It was. But I'm so insecure about my age now,
Speaker 3: which is like not even a bad age, because I know,
Speaker 3: bit just hate when we talk about our age because
Speaker 3: they're like, y'all swear you're old.
Speaker 2: Wait, people actually talk about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people have been like and your talk's like she's
Speaker 3: like forty two sometimes and she's literally twenty four. But
Speaker 3: I think they mean that when I'm talking about life
Speaker 3: experiences and being serious, it's actually so rude because you
Speaker 3: don't know my fucking story, bitch, and you never fucking will.
Speaker 3: And I bet you wish you knew me on a
Speaker 3: deeper level, but you just will never know me.
Speaker 2: And that's where that hit comes from. That's where the
Speaker 2: anger inside comes from.
Speaker 3: My anger is I thought you met my I was like,
Speaker 3: it does come from the ops, but yeah, I felt old. Also,
Speaker 3: are you not going to talk about your experience the
Speaker 3: next day, which proves that your body like just rejects alcohol?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot. So I drank for the
Speaker 2: first time, Like I consider that like real drinking, Like
Speaker 2: it's not binge drinking. But it was like like it
Speaker 2: was more than a fucking sip of alcohol or like
Speaker 2: a quarter of a shot like that was that was
Speaker 2: like I had two full drinks and it was a
Speaker 2: fucking vibe. I came home and was the most like nausse.
Speaker 2: After I had the first drink, I was extremely nauseous.
Speaker 2: Like it was tequila. So like my every time I
Speaker 2: drink tequila, like especially on an empty stomach, it feels
Speaker 2: like I have ulcers in my fucking stomach, and like
Speaker 2: it feels like my stomach is like tying itself in
Speaker 2: knots and it just cramped and it hurts. I wasn't
Speaker 2: doing that, but I was like super nauseous. I got
Speaker 2: over that quickly.
Speaker 3: It didn't help that our car ride to the party
Speaker 3: was the most jolting car ride I've ever been in,
Speaker 3: Like it felt like it broke my neck.
Speaker 1: My neck has been hurting since we've gotten in that car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then got home after having the second drink,
Speaker 2: and I was so nauseous, Like I felt fine, and
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden, like a wave of nausea
Speaker 2: hit me that I haven't felt since the last time
Speaker 2: I drank like this, and I just like immediately retired
Speaker 2: to bed. I like had food, I couldn't even think
Speaker 2: about eating it, Like I brought it to my room
Speaker 2: just in case. I like woke up and was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I need to eat food, but like I just couldn't
Speaker 2: even like fathom eating a meal right then, and then
Speaker 2: I went to sleep. I fell asleep almost immediately. It
Speaker 2: was actually really nice, and then I woke up at
Speaker 2: three thirty in the morning with like painful nausea like
Speaker 2: I it was like it hurts so bad. It was
Speaker 2: like the type where you're like sweating in cold and
Speaker 2: like like sticky, and it just was horrible feeling like
Speaker 2: it was like my clothes were wet. I was like
Speaker 2: cold sweating, and then I went to the toilet and
Speaker 2: fucking projectile vomited everywhere and it didn't help it. It
Speaker 2: literally did not help it. And I was like, girl,
Speaker 2: what the fuck? And then I went back to sleep
Speaker 2: and woke up, and thankfully it was to the point
Speaker 2: where I was like, oh, I have like flu type
Speaker 2: air or some shit, like I'm over, Like it's I'm
Speaker 2: down bad, Like I can you.
Speaker 3: Your body can't feel anything other than the subpar normal
Speaker 3: it rests at because Drew will be like.
Speaker 2: I subpar normal well, because you're.
Speaker 3: Always in some sort of pain, so you're ever just normal.
Speaker 3: There's always something to talk about. I do it, always
Speaker 3: something lingering. It's always like I have black mold. I'm
Speaker 3: like not getting enough oxygen like something. Something is always happening, so.
Speaker 2: You won't let hypoxy you go.
Speaker 1: Ever, you that was the craziest thing you've ever said.
Speaker 2: No, it was probably the most advanced thing I ever said.
Speaker 2: And they probably wrote thesises and papers about it.
Speaker 3: You're the first human to self diagnose your up with hypoxia. Like,
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you have to get tested to see
Speaker 3: your oxygen intake.
Speaker 2: I have a tester.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, my dermatollergist has the same thing,
Speaker 3: and she won't let you sit in that room unless
Speaker 3: you're taking over ninety five percent intake. But yeah, you
Speaker 3: had that, and then I just also felt like shit,
Speaker 3: And then yesterday we were both dead and brain rotted
Speaker 3: and we're just old now.
Speaker 2: So you guys might not At the party, there was
Speaker 2: at the party. Yeah, literally, you're over. This is over.
Speaker 2: At the party, there was top hat lady that I
Speaker 2: thought was like literally I thought she was like this
Speaker 2: evil overlord because she was talking to like all these
Speaker 2: people and was like, like it looked like the conversations
Speaker 2: were super intense and like really long, and like there
Speaker 2: were people that we knew, and I was just like,
Speaker 2: who is this lady?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like do they need help? Should be in this conversation?
Speaker 2: And then like my conspiracy brain started spiraling and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, like this like is like adrenochrome, Like
Speaker 2: she's like trying to get these kids to eat like
Speaker 2: stem cells or some shit, like giving me crazy energy.
Speaker 2: And then we went inside. I ignored it. Then we
Speaker 2: went back outside like an hour and a half later,
Speaker 2: and she was berating and yelling at another person, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, fuck, like this is actually like
Speaker 2: a person.
Speaker 3: Like two hours and she was on the same couch
Speaker 3: just talking with someone different.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to flex here, but they were famous people,
Speaker 2: like that's that's an important part of this contract.
Speaker 3: So we were like, what is she doing to them? Yeah,
Speaker 3: won't she leave them alone? And then I was nosy
Speaker 3: and I was like, Okay, I need to know what
Speaker 3: the fuck is her vibe. So we sat on like
Speaker 3: a stoop right next to her because I was like,
Speaker 3: I need to hear it. And then I heard her
Speaker 3: say some shit about and that's what I see in
Speaker 3: your future.
Speaker 2: And I turned around and she was a card reader,
Speaker 2: and I literally thought she was trying to get these
Speaker 2: kids to shoot up adrin or chrome or like some shit.
Speaker 1: And we were like, gods, we need to help them.
Speaker 1: We need to help them, bitch. They were literally getting.
Speaker 2: Their yeah, and then I was like wanting to get
Speaker 2: mine red, but I did it. I want to go
Speaker 2: to a fucking psychic, so goddamn bad, like, but it's not.
Speaker 2: It's obviously like literally not in my cards because it
Speaker 2: would have happened if like it was meant to happen,
Speaker 2: Like I genuinely believe that, Like I'm not supposed to
Speaker 2: get my cards read because it's gonna tell me I'm
Speaker 2: in a fucking die or some shit.
Speaker 3: We we don't know if I believe in it, but
Speaker 3: I will say the last time I got my cards read,
Speaker 3: they were really on point, like everything that they said
Speaker 3: was gonna happen happened. But then in my head, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm the kind of bitch you can't tell me some
Speaker 3: shit because I'll just like do it, Like you can't
Speaker 3: tell me, oh, this is gonna happen because and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make that happen faster. How about that, Like
Speaker 3: you're not about to tell of what's gonna happen in
Speaker 3: my fucking life because it's my life, you crazy bitch.
Speaker 1: And then I just do it. So part of me.
Speaker 3: I wish I believed in like psychics and tarot cards
Speaker 3: and like zodiac signs and stuff. But I'm just the
Speaker 3: kind of crazy person that if you tell me it's
Speaker 3: gonna happen, I just make it.
Speaker 2: We are the daughters of the witches. They didn't burn.
Speaker 2: Like that's literally me, Like with me putting on that
Speaker 2: on my Tumblr should have been a sign like that's.
Speaker 1: Aside for what like you being crazier straight?
Speaker 2: Oh have you seen that little hippie girl talked about
Speaker 2: like case? Yes, okay, Well I wrote a couple of
Speaker 2: things that I thought were funny. Me when my phone
Speaker 2: dies is that girl? Me when I recycle a bottle
Speaker 2: at the airport. Me when I intentionally don't grab a
Speaker 2: plastic lid for my cup, Me when I use a
Speaker 2: tote bag.
Speaker 1: That's that's That's how I feel.
Speaker 3: When I go to the grocery store and I don't
Speaker 3: put any of my produce in the plastic bags, I
Speaker 3: just put them in the car. That's the craziest like
Speaker 3: thing ever is putting your produce in those little plastic
Speaker 3: bags like that ship is always so annoying to me,
Speaker 3: Like having to get rid of all the plastic bags.
Speaker 1: When I get home, do y'all get me or.
Speaker 4: I'm because those are covered in like baby diaper pooh.
Speaker 2: That's why I put it. Yeah, for immus, it's weird.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like how you let kids like you
Speaker 3: let dogs like lick your kids so that they build community.
Speaker 2: You know what I realized I'm gonna start doing, or
Speaker 2: not start doing, but when I have children, what I'm
Speaker 2: going to do is by then I'll be living on
Speaker 2: like a farm with like the Appalachian mountains in the background,
Speaker 2: and like it's like forested woods or like the Parisian countryside,
Speaker 2: and there's just like forests behind my house. After breakfast
Speaker 2: every single day, I'm gonna tell my kids to get
Speaker 2: the fuck out of the house and go and explore
Speaker 2: that force. And they're not allowed to come in until
Speaker 2: five then and I'm gonna say build your fucking four
Speaker 2: Like I'll give you a sandwich and some fucking chips
Speaker 2: and a soda pop or whatever. We'll probably have.
Speaker 1: Like soda pop, not even water.
Speaker 2: No, hell no, they'll have to drink creek water. I'm
Speaker 2: not kidding. Like we need to start like sending kids
Speaker 2: outside again, Like it's we're down bad because look what happens.
Speaker 1: It's his apple vision pearl.
Speaker 2: Look what happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wasn't allowed outside after the age of like thirteen, So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, should we do sign up corner? Yeah, Drew.
Speaker 1: Side like changing it.
Speaker 4: Ah, he's like edging us.
Speaker 2: Now, fuck, don't do that.
Speaker 4: Don't do that.
Speaker 3: Ship.
Speaker 4: I what the it smells like gas?
Speaker 1: It always smells like gas.
Speaker 2: Kaya comes into our house and says, Oh it smells
Speaker 2: like ship today, or oh it's so fucking dirty in here. Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna get into it.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget sand falling out of your shoes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can say whatever you.
Speaker 4: Want about I don't know if that happen.
Speaker 1: I don't know say whatever you want about the gas.
Speaker 1: But we have a clip of sand falling out of
Speaker 1: your shoe.
Speaker 3: Squear almost frog like toe detail.
Speaker 2: Kai, the sands falling out of your shoes, fell out
Speaker 2: of your.
Speaker 1: Sand, fell out of that.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: You are literally like disappearing on camera.
Speaker 4: That cannon of the podcast goes crazy.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, let's get into SIAP corner. What the fuck
Speaker 2: is l g B t Q plus question mark? Question
Speaker 2: mark question mark? Y'all got gay premium Paramount plus.
Speaker 1: Right right.
Speaker 2: Damn. Now that I'm rereading these back, these fucking suck bad.
Speaker 2: Just go. I finally realized why y'all got belly button piercings.
Speaker 2: It's so y'all can hang an air freshener over that
Speaker 2: musty ass puss.
Speaker 1: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: Girls with low iron be like big things coming. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a fall, that's you. I know. Literally, I had to
Speaker 2: like brace myself yesterday.
Speaker 1: I need to faint soon.
Speaker 2: I can make that happen.
Speaker 4: Painting is very feminine. It's such a feminine activity.
Speaker 2: I did write things that I think Enya did find icky,
Speaker 2: like its of things that I do that Inya like
Speaker 2: has told me, I'll just do these real quick and
Speaker 2: then we'll get to them. Mm Nope, that's it.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, God knew what he was
Speaker 2: doing not giving me a vagina, because that shit would
Speaker 2: have been ran through a vagina. Yeah, like it would
Speaker 2: have been fucked. No, I don't want to do.
Speaker 3: The ex Okay, why Okay, this is what Drew thinks
Speaker 3: I find icky about him. Enya's X for me walking
Speaker 3: on rocks barefoot and my feet hurting from it, wearing
Speaker 3: red shoes, meal prepping, treading, wading through water. No, that
Speaker 3: is That's why I was saying, like, imagine dating a
Speaker 3: man and watching him like walk through water, like that
Speaker 3: is so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Hula hooping, swim goggles or flip flops, tying hoodie around waist,
Speaker 1: that has always grossed me out.
Speaker 2: Like I think it's like sheets, Like I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1: I think it's never been chic.
Speaker 2: No, the way Kai does it is like kind of cunty.
Speaker 3: Like when you do it over thel that gets a
Speaker 3: pass around your hips is crazy.
Speaker 1: But I think that eats about women.
Speaker 3: Like even if there was a fine ass girl who
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, I need her, let
Speaker 3: her take that zip up off and wrap it around
Speaker 3: her waist. I'm literally gonna fucking rip it in half,
Speaker 3: like I'm gonna use my teeth to tear it up
Speaker 3: and leave her with scraps. Walking down a hill, what
Speaker 3: I have to cough because water goes down the wrong pipe.
Speaker 3: Jumping at a concert and having a food allergy.
Speaker 1: Food allergies are really It's so.
Speaker 4: Funny that you said that because literally yesterday I was
Speaker 4: doing something and I immediately like I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: my God, and you would find this Like one mail aic,
Speaker 4: I was like reaching up to get fiber cereal in
Speaker 4: my kitchen and I was like getting on my tippy
Speaker 4: toes and I had to like jump and like barely grasp.
Speaker 2: It, and you like.
Speaker 1: Just start at that point, just don't fucking eat like this.
Speaker 1: Don't do it. It's not worth it.
Speaker 3: It'd be different if like we were back to like
Speaker 3: climbing trees and shit. But like jumping to a cabinet, No,
Speaker 3: that is embarrassing. Even someone getting a stool, like that's
Speaker 3: so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Just leave it up there.
Speaker 2: Us the week.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think what else, Like, is what.
Speaker 2: Have I done recently that you were like you didn't
Speaker 2: even say anything to me because you didn't want to
Speaker 2: hurt my feelings. But you were like, why the fuck
Speaker 2: did he say or do that? I mean everything I say,
Speaker 2: you literally are like you are actually insane.
Speaker 1: I can't think of anything specific that you've done that's
Speaker 1: like eked me out recently.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I can't think of anything.
Speaker 2: The one thing you do that not a lot of
Speaker 2: people can think of anything.
Speaker 3: Oh no, because I just thought one the one thing
Speaker 3: he does that aicks me out. But it's like, because
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm standing in a room with my child.
Speaker 3: Is when you like leaving the hotel, when the door
Speaker 3: hit your hip and you're like.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is gonna ruin my fucking day. Is gonna
Speaker 1: rum my whole fucking day.
Speaker 3: Like when he goes into spouts like that, I literally
Speaker 3: ignore it because it cks me out.
Speaker 1: And I know that if I even interact with him,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, are you okay. He's like no,
Speaker 1: I'm literally not, like I'm not okay, Like to.
Speaker 2: Stop and you do the same thing. Well, sometimes I'm
Speaker 2: literally so it ticks me out a little bit too. Yeah. No,
Speaker 2: but that door was like eighty six thousand pounds and
Speaker 2: I fucking I was walking out and it hit my
Speaker 2: hip and it bruised me. It literally caused Actually.
Speaker 1: That's also an ick, like a man having a hip bruise, Like, what.
Speaker 2: Are you doing closing the drawer with that? That is me.
Speaker 2: I will shut the refrigerator with my fucking hips, And
Speaker 2: that's not icky. I don't give a fuck no.
Speaker 1: Use your foot like using your hip.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Something that I do that is icky to me is
Speaker 2: I will literally instead of taking the drink out of
Speaker 2: the refrigerator. I will just sit in the refrigerator and
Speaker 2: drink the soda and then put it back, then walk
Speaker 2: away and then come back like five minutes later and
Speaker 2: have another sip. That's not necessarily an ick, but it's
Speaker 2: more of like like just take the sode out of
Speaker 2: the refrigerator, Like literally, what am I doing?
Speaker 1: It's like wasting energy? So you want to leave the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck it? Fuck it all right?
Speaker 1: Media the week? My media is John Water movies. Did
Speaker 1: I say that last week?
Speaker 2: Probably?
Speaker 3: I don't think I did, because I don't think we've
Speaker 3: recorded since I went to the exhibit, because I think
Speaker 3: I went on Saturday. I watched almost every John Waters
Speaker 3: movie ever and he is.
Speaker 2: So watched six movies and forty eight hours list them.
Speaker 3: I know I watched Whoa I like. I hate that letterbox.
Speaker 3: I will like like a movie, but it won't show
Speaker 3: what the hell I watched? Like, hello, wait, let me
Speaker 3: see someone else films? Okay, I just say fucking movies, bitch,
Speaker 3: Why is this app saying films?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Watched cry Baby, Cereal mom a Dirty Shame, spider Man
Speaker 3: across the spider Verse Polyester. I rewatched Jojo Rabbit, and
Speaker 3: I watched the The BlackBerry Movie, and my favorite was
Speaker 3: The Spider Man movie and Serial Mom. Serial Mom by
Speaker 3: John Waters is one of the best movies, and I
Speaker 3: feel like if it came out now, it would be
Speaker 3: a blockbuster hit because it's so funny.
Speaker 1: And I hate that nobody talks.
Speaker 3: About how good the Spider Man Across the Spider verses,
Speaker 3: like I feel like I'm the first person to talk about, like,
Speaker 3: what a good movie that is. It just like deserves
Speaker 3: its flowers.
Speaker 1: That's my teeth.
Speaker 2: I watched this film. It only had like three thousand
Speaker 2: fucking views, but it was two guys naked wrestling and
Speaker 2: penetrating each other. It was really beautiful.
Speaker 4: Actually, you said that was a film that's my it's
Speaker 4: my bit.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: So have you said that before?
Speaker 1: He said it last week?
Speaker 4: Did you Actually you don't remember that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I literally yes.
Speaker 3: He said that his movie of the week was like
Speaker 3: two guys fucking and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I saw that and the recommended my movie.
Speaker 2: Dude, that is like fucking me up right now, that
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 4: No, I think it was last week. I was telling
Speaker 4: my friend a joke and then they cracked up, and
Speaker 4: then I just realized it was a bit that you
Speaker 4: guys said on the podcast.
Speaker 3: That's good, that's good, keep our legacy going, yeah, because
Speaker 3: I won't be here much longer.
Speaker 2: I watched this Zach Gallifanakis like animated movie that came
Speaker 2: out like Pete in the peak of Pandemic, and I
Speaker 2: literally did not hear a single fucking word about this movie.
Speaker 2: And I guarantee when they were making and releasing this
Speaker 2: shit that if the pandemic happened, it probably would have
Speaker 2: been a blockbuster. But no one fucking knows about it,
Speaker 2: and no one has ever heard about it, and it
Speaker 2: was so high budget, and it was like it was
Speaker 2: actually kind of sweet and good, and there was like
Speaker 2: some interesting commentary on it, like about like kids with
Speaker 2: like cell phones and not being able to make friends anymore.
Speaker 2: And I watched that and was like having an excess
Speaker 2: and crisis thinking about the pandemic and how it ruined
Speaker 2: a lot of culture. But it also like it did
Speaker 2: so much like this podcast. That's what me and Josh
Speaker 2: were talking about the other day or yesterday when we
Speaker 2: were talking about AI was like, like, I feel like
Speaker 2: it's net neutral at this point because like a lot
Speaker 2: of people, like especially with this news like Sora, like
Speaker 2: ai shit that's coming out, Like a lot of people
Speaker 2: who don't realize that they have a creative bone in
Speaker 2: their body and like don't are like scared of how
Speaker 2: difficult it is to like create a video or create
Speaker 2: a short film or create a movie or create a
Speaker 2: cartoon or whatever it is. Like might realize that they
Speaker 2: have creative bones in their body, and we might see
Speaker 2: a renaissance.
Speaker 3: Of Yeah, it's like with everything, like we'll get a
Speaker 3: bunch of good stuff and we'll get a bunch of
Speaker 3: really bad stuff, but all the bad stuff is worth
Speaker 3: it because then we get like this podcast, like things
Speaker 3: like that out of it, out of all.
Speaker 2: You don't know it feels good until you feel bad.
Speaker 1: Wow, shut the fuck up. My music media of the
Speaker 1: week is.
Speaker 3: Goodbye Horses by Q Lazarus, Silver Line by Sheer mag Caroline,
Speaker 3: Goodbye by Colin Bluntstone, and Waterloo Sunset the Kinks.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm trying to think of that fucking movie it's
Speaker 2: called like Rob with the.
Speaker 1: Prob Ron's Gone wrong?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ron, Wait, I kind of ate with Rob has
Speaker 2: a prob What's the prob rob y'a la am I
Speaker 2: A bring the noise? Am I A Sexodus? M I
Speaker 2: A the Weekend? Actually no exodus? Okay, right right, yeah right,
Speaker 2: Vince Staples. I rel listened to that song after seeing
Speaker 2: the Vince Staples Show and I was like or not
Speaker 2: seeing it but watching it behind y'all shoulder, and I
Speaker 2: was like, damn, Like, this is a banger and it
Speaker 2: always will be Brazil Cornelius and I'll give y'all Noah's art,
Speaker 2: Cocoa Rosie the skin of my yellow country teeth. Clap
Speaker 2: your hands, say yeah, that's a banger.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well we're gonna get you can't play that,
Speaker 3: just do it.
Speaker 2: Sing it, go ahead, sing it, let me let me
Speaker 2: hear the words.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, thanks for listening. Guys, you are amazing.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: I love you, oh so