WEBVTT - Drewmoji coming soon 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:21.040 Welcome back to this episode. 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:24.680 I've discovered the dusty Divot is. 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:27.320 Dusty divot somewhere in Fortnite that's an old Fortnite. 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:31.080 Yeah all right, so this is the real dusty divot. Dude. 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:32.199 It's like disgusting. 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:34.040 It kind of looks like it's molding, but it's because 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:36.440 you spilt something on there and now it's just turned black. 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:39.960 No, it's from me putting my foot here in the 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:43.800 bottom of my shoe. It's like gunk from the outside world. 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:47.400 I'm really curious if any of the radioactive chemicals that 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:49.360 have been seeping through your clothes are going to come 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:50.960 back and haunt you later on in life. 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:53.320 Wait, radio act, why do I have radioactive chemical? Because 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:59.120 this is like you shouldn't be carcinogenic. Okay, No, I'm 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:03.520 like literally a super spreader of like carcinogens. 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:05.160 Through my like every time you hug someone, you're passing 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:08.000 on like yeah, because you also don't wash your clothes. 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:10.640 Yeah no, I literally don't. I don't think I've washed 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:12.800 this in like three months. 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:15.880 You're just sustainable. You don't wash your bed sheets, you 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:16.720 don't wash your clothes. 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:17.839 I wash my bed sheets. 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:23.440 Your bed sheets, like maybe every like three months. 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:26.920 I've watched these twice. Have you actually? Yes, I haven't 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:27.240 seen it. 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:31.080 You're are you winking at me? Yeah? Crazy? 0:01:31.720 --> 0:01:34.640 Okay, So I was like bringing this up, but then 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:37.160 I was like, no, but this has been giving me 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:41.039 so much anxiety at night. It's been freaking me the 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:46.319 fuck out. Is the Baja Blast pie from Taco Bell? Like, 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:48.080 I can't sleep at night thinking about it? 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:49.160 Did you see that stuff? 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:49.400 Guy? 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:52.280 They're there, it's like the blue radioactive one. 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:52.880 Yeah. 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:56.640 They're also doing cinnamon twist with the Baja Blast flakes 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:59.600 on it, which is so fucking nasty. But I guess 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:02.000 that's like every cereal we grew up eating is just 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:05.200 like fake corn with corn. 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:08.880 Dude, you're so disgusting. 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:11.919 Also, everybody slept on my joke last week when I said, oh, 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:14.600 gay corn, like they're taking corn from us, like nobody, 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:17.639 nobody clipped it, nobody cared like that was a bar. 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:19.040 Do you even remember, kay? 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:21.360 No, I remember it, And I actually think I saw 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:26.080 a comment that like was like, oh, nobody see. 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:27.120 And nobody cares about. 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:29.520 Me, which are the best comments, by the way. Those 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:31.920 feel so good when someone's like, oh nobody noticed so 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:33.280 and so said that, Yeah. 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:35.520 Except everybody likes it, and then they still refuse to 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:37.280 notice it, like the clip doesn't get posted. 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:41.240 Yeah, well, the Taco Bell, Choco Taco, That's what I'm 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:42.200 excited about. 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:44.280 No, no, no, So they don't have release dates on it, 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:46.119 at least when Apple does their presentation. 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:48.359 We have like a timeline of when everything's coming out. 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:51.239 Tacoball just said it to say it, like, I feel 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:53.560 like that was something that they decided one night. The 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:55.720 next day they booked it, and then they just got 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:59.000 on stage and started like showing AI generated photos of 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:00.000 things they haven't done yet. 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:03.640 Unfortunately, it ate and I will be eating it and 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:08.359 it's working. It works. No, it was literally it is 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:11.560 literally working because we're talking about it, like I'm excited 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:14.400 about it. It's gonna be Yomersville like all of the 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:17.240 new little items. I want the impanada so fucking badly, 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:20.000 but every time I go on Postmates to order it. 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:22.000 We have a Taco Bell like five minutes from our 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:24.239 fucking house and I just can't get into the car 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:26.720 to drive there because I'm so fucking lazy and like 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:29.680 it's actually a problem. But every night I get on 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:32.880 Postmates to order it, and then the fucking fees are 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:35.720 like nineteen dollars and it's like a four dollars impanada 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:38.800 and I'm like, I'm not spending nineteen dollars on a shity. 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:41.000 He built out a car. 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.800 On posts I still have. I still have them. 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:46.080 He was like bragging about how cheap it is. 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:47.880 He's like, wow, my god, like what a deal, blah 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:50.760 blah blah, and like he spoke about it. We're like 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:54.960 twelve minutes straight, Like I finished eating. I was already 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:56.680 moving on with my life and I sat back down 0:03:56.680 --> 0:04:00.000 and he's like, oh my fucking god, like eight dollar 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:02.080 more to order, Like I'm not fucking doing that. 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:03.200 Are you're fucking kidding me? 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:05.600 He got so bad, unbelievable and then was like, I'm 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:06.400 just gonna do talk about it. 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:08.160 He's like, let's see what their delivery fees are. 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:10.720 Oh no, you found Sonika and you're like, oh my god, 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:12.200 damn sonic face. 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:14.360 But it was like a twenty dollars delivery beet because 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:15.200 it's literally. 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:19.320 Forty miles away. Yeah. No, So I have This feature 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:22.440 on Postmates is really advanced because like you can make 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:24.560 carts and then abandon them, but they. 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:26.640 Still say it advance, It's like awful. 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:28.960 No no no, So I have them all saved, so 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:32.080 I like will build a car, see the price, catch 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:34.040 the vibe of like is this what I really want 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:35.960 to put in my body tonight? And then I'll go 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:39.279 back and just click order. I was gonna do Shake 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.960 Shack Joe and the juice Papa John's. I was gonna 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:44.240 get a whole ass pizza, but it was an Alfredo 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:46.320 cheese pizza, like instead of rep No. 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:48.279 That is literally like not better. 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:51.360 Having a whole Alfredo cheese pizza to yourself, which I 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:54.240 won't even get on you sounds really good. Like sometimes 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:58.040 I think back to how yummy the Alfredo pasta from 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:01.039 Pizza Hut tasted, and I I don't think that's something 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:04.000 my adult palette would enjoy, But I remember being like 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:08.440 thirteen and having it being like. 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:10.880 Like me and my big hat. Do you remember CEC's 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:12.640 pasta Ceci's Pizza pasta? 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:13.840 I think I went to see it. 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:16.520 It was like like wet. It was literally like wet 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:19.640 with water and it was so fucking good. It was 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:23.360 like the the Alfredo sauce was like like even more 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:26.039 liquid than water is liquid, Like it was unbelievable, and 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:26.960 it was so good. 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:31.760 There was a place in Miami called Sweet Tomatoes that it, Yes, 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:35.320 there was. Don't tell him, I'm lying already, Like what 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:36.920 if I called you on your lives? 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:38.120 I don't lie. 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:40.440 Oh girl, we know a few things you love about. 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:45.120 Like, but there was a place and it was like 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:48.600 a buffet styled spot and they had like you could 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:51.320 get different pastas and spaghettis, and then they would just 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:52.520 put whatever. 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:53.120 Sauce was on top. 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:56.400 Their Alfredo sauce was literally Elmer's glue, Like it was 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:59.359 literally pure white, like there was no sight of like 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:01.960 pepper or anything else in the mix. 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:03.760 I genuinely think they got like. 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:06.880 Cans of Alfredo sauce and just poured it into a 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:08.760 big vat and then would just like mix it up 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.560 and get it on your bowl. But that ship was 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:17.120 so fucking good, Like it literally tasted like Tubby Custard. 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:17.560 It was. 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:21.120 I loved Tubby Custard in high school. 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:24.200 Oh I love Toubby custar, like you eat in it like, 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:24.560 oh my. 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:27.159 God, Well no, I thought you were referencing Yup Duck. 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:30.480 Oh no no, no, oh yeah, that is Tubby cus. 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:33.120 We called it that that was Tubby Custard, and then 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:35.599 the Chai latte from Melrose was Go Go Juice. 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:40.920 Yeah yeah, yeah. Ran in high school, I took a 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:46.200 culinary like class, like oh okay, like I took. I 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:54.039 took the cook class. No culinary colinary, Edward Colon. No, 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:56.760 I took a culinary class, and we had to like 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:59.520 build like hypothetical restaurants and we would have to like 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:03.520 build out the business plan and everything. No, we're not 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:06.640 even getting into emoji restaurant. That's actually so advanced and 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:08.360 like nobody talks about it. 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:11.840 Drew calling all of his schizophrenic ideas advance. 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:15.280 Like they would make millions of dollars. I'm not kidding. 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:18.080 Emoji restaurant is the one thing that I do agree with. 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:20.840 Drew Moji would put you in the negatives, like. 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:25.400 Oh, Drew, Moji is actually like unironically like genuinely coming soon. 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:26.520 That's just income. 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:27.400 Yeah, exactly. 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:29.520 Why do you get someone to make a really shitty 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:30.880 app next time? 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:35.320 When I say it's coming soon, it's literally unironically coming soon. 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:38.520 You want on fiver trying to find somebody who can 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:39.840 make it a sticker work. 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:45.240 Actually, but I took this. I built this restaurant, and 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:48.520 I still to this day actually do think it's a 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:52.240 great idea. But basically, you go in and you build 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:55.240 your bull of like noodle soup, like you point the 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:57.720 pasta you want, You point the sauce that you want, 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:01.280 You point like the toppings that you want. Exactly. It's 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:06.960 like Chipotle, but for like ramen or uh spaghetti like 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:09.560 and I and the teacher was gagged. She was like, 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:11.400 she was like, I've literally never received that. 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:15.240 There's a bit on Granbarry. She's like, wait, what's ramen? Yeah? 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:17.800 Yeah, that's another thing. If we built a Ramen restaurant 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:21.360 in Granberry, I would literally like run Granberry. I would 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:27.520 literally become the mayor of Grandberry. Grandbury. Okay, bring up 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:29.080 the uh. 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:30.200 Oh the thing I watched. Okay. 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:31.800 I feel like a lot of people who are watching 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:33.599 this will know what I'm talking about, But Kai, I 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:36.760 don't know if you know about this. There was this 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:39.240 woman who made a TikTok like a week and a 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:41.520 half ago, and I saw it and it made me 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:43.440 crack up. But I did not know she was gonna 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:46.200 follow it with a fifty part series explaining the story. 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:49.440 Each Each episode is ten minutes it's fifty parts. It 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:51.079 is like eight hours hours to. 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:55.280 Finish, and I was that was watching on double speed, but. 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:57.000 Like, instead of Fortnite, you've been watching that. 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:59.440 Yeah, I haven't even had time for Fortnite because I've 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:01.880 been doing my search because I'm so dedicated to the podcast. 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:03.960 That's the thing is everybody around me was like, can 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:05.240 you stop watching that? I was like, no, I need 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:07.040 something to talk about, and I'm gonna watch this. Also, 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.480 I'm just naturally very nosy, and i want to know 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:12.600 what this is about. So her original podcast is her 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:16.800 talking about a bad ex situation and she just goes 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:20.240 into detail of like it's very blanket statement, and she's like, 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:23.480 y'all think you have bad exes, but have you ever 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:26.400 had an ex who lied about being the VP at 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:29.360 a company? Faked phone calls in front of you for 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:32.400 two years, moved in with you, took you on tours 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:35.840 to a tour houses, claiming he had over like a 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:37.280 million in offshore. 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:42.160 Shut I'm like, really powerful, so stupid because he has 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:45.480 millions in offshore accounts all to turn out to be 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:48.920 a felon who's a pathological liar, and his family's disconnected 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:50.640 to him and one of the people he was claiming 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:53.120 to talk to was somebody. 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:55.000 Like multiple people who were dead. He would lie about 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:57.640 people being dead all the time, all this shit. Obviously 0:09:57.679 --> 0:09:59.400 that TikTok blew up because they were like, what the 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:01.280 fuck are you s saying right now? Because it sounds 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:04.199 not real. She goes into detail that she met this 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:08.280 guy on a dating app. The first date, she at 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:10.480 like when it happened, she was like, wow, this is 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:12.200 a sign from God that this man and me are 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:14.240 meant to be because on the way to the date, 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:17.199 her tire blew out. He showed up, fixed her tire, 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:19.240 took her to a tire shop, bought her. 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:21.000 A new tire, took her out to dinner. 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:23.360 They got along, well, they were both I know, she 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:25.439 found the last real man and it turned out he's 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:27.439 a liar, so he actually was the last real man 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:32.400 on this earth. But whatever, like this whole dramatic thing. 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:35.240 They're both I think like late thirties, early forties, so 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:37.679 both of them. On the first date, he was on 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:42.920 his like love, Oh wow, well you're pushing thirty now. 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:46.320 No, I'm fucking I don't even fucking say that. 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:50.240 We have to talk about that after, Yeah, Basically, I 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:52.240 don't want to take a time saying this because it's 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:54.680 literally three hours worth of content I'm trying to put down, 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:57.560 but I'll say my favorite parts. He lied about basically 0:10:57.559 --> 0:11:00.720 working at Hines, like the condement company. He lied that 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:03.240 he was a VP at Hines. He lied that he 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:05.880 played football in college and that's where all his money 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:08.640 came from. In his offshore accounts, he was claiming he 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:11.559 had so much money that he didn't see it viable 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:13.840 to put into US banks, and he wanted on offshore 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:16.240 accounts so that the US could attack him on it. 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:21.800 He forged a chase letter of for almost two. 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:26.160 Years, like a year in she started to realize and 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:29.560 put the pieces together that he was lying. He would 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:31.560 take her to all these like he would sign legal 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:34.640 documents saying he could put a cash offer for seven 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:37.400 fifty k on houses all the time. 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:38.480 So like in. 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:41.600 Her like on her right, she had no reason to 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:44.200 think he was lying because and she kept saying that 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:47.200 she was like in my head, no saying human would 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:50.600 legally find themselves to a seven hundred and fifty thousand 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:53.200 dollars cash offer if they didn't have that, And he 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:55.000 was paying for things in her life, so she was 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:56.200 like it kind of made sense. 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:57.480 He would talk on. 0:11:57.400 --> 0:12:00.280 The phone every morning at six fifteen, d as, that's 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:01.839 how you know you're a good liar if you can 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:04.400 wake up at the ass crocodan and get right to 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:06.480 your lying like you were crazy. 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:10.199 He would talk to his brother every morning, but to. 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:13.040 The point of being like hey, John says hi, and 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:15.079 she'd be like, oh, Tim, I say, He's like, yes, 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:17.920 she said hi, Okay, how are you? 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:19.800 She said, She's good? 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:20.880 Was the call made up? 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:21.120 Like? 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:25.800 Yes? He was never on the phone. He was never. 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:27.520 Reminded me of his that fucking video of the dude 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:30.559 in the restaurant, like getting interviewed for that documentary, and 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:33.120 he's like on the phone and he's acting like hot, 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:36.120 like shot like rich dude like and he's like hold on, 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:38.800 like the President is calling me, and he holds his 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:41.120 phone up to his ear and it's this screen and 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:44.040 he has a full conversation with the screen president who 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:47.040 is that guy? I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna find 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:48.480 it because it's so funny. 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:50.120 But yeah, I shit like that. 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:53.679 He lied about his grandma dying from COVID, his uncle 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:56.880 dying from COVID, and his stepdaughter dying from COVID. He 0:12:57.000 --> 0:13:01.120 lied about three deaths, just randomly, like when she got 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:02.440 over the house, because she was like, I don't feel 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:03.960 like we're ever gonna get a house. Something about this 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:06.880 is feeling fishy. He basically just got off on telling 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:10.000 her things and seeing her reaction, and he would just 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:14.080 lie about people dying. He one day just like decided 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:16.360 that he was like, I'm so tired of working at Hines, 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:18.520 Like that's not the actual company. She said she'd never 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:21.560 said the company, but I'm just gonna assume it's like 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:24.560 Hines or something. But every now and then he'd be like, 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:27.240 oh my god, they're like really stressing me out at work, 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:29.280 Like I want to leave this job. And he lied 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:31.720 and said he left Hines to go work at Apple. 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:36.280 So now he's laving in Georgia, in a random county 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:38.440 in Georgia, being like I think I'm just gonna take 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:39.079 a job at Apple. 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:40.680 Life he still has the lie going. 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:42.920 No, turned out he was a felon. 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:46.280 He literally was a felon because he impersonated an officer 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:48.800 and was going into random people's houses and he ended 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:52.720 up getting arrested because he she filed for divorce. 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:55.160 She kicked him out all the shit. He also had 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:56.040 like a busted. 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:57.800 Knee that he claimed it was from football and was 0:13:57.840 --> 0:14:01.160 like bedridden for two months and pissing empower aid bottles 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:03.520 and like, dude, it was so insane. But the story 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:07.320 ends with him being a convicted filing felon going to jail. 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:10.640 But then I'm about to fill you in. I was 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:13.680 gonna say that that's amazing story. Okay, show me this. 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:18.720 Okay, So are there any scandals you can talk about? 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:24.080 We one can't talk about ninety right, dude, I don't 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:27.960 know who this is. Can I pick this up real quick? Okay, 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:35.080 this is Kamine. Can I help you? Listen? When you 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:40.960 say a list, we're talking like Brad Pitt. We're talking. 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:53.440 Hold on one second. This must have not scripted. Can you 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:54.920 tell me exactly who it is? 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:55.840 All right? 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:58.280 Let me let me claim when I'm going breakfast and 0:14:58.360 --> 0:14:59.600 I'm away from these. 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:10.280 People, and he just keep sucking all answered it and 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:12.760 then the phone draw, the call drops and you just 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:14.080 see all his notifications. 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:17.000 Imagine being a scam color on the other end talking 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:20.000 to this like skitzo. Dude, that's like having a conversation 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:23.480 with you about selling ourt and like you just yeah. 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:26.520 Someone trying to sell you bootleg life insurance and they're. 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:28.560 Like okay, when you're saying a list, what do you mean? 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:28.760 Bra? 0:15:31.360 --> 0:15:34.240 Imagine being the people like recording it and like catching 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:36.320 him doing that. That would be so fucking lit. 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:39.240 But yeah, I spent three hours of my life watching 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:40.920 this woman talk about her crazy. 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:42.480 It would have been six, but you were watching in 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:43.720 double speed, which is yeah. 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:47.520 Also, he would take her to car dealerships and promised 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:49.840 her he would get her a BMW. 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:52.760 X five with like literally you leather interior. 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:55.120 Yeah, literally, me going to car dealerships all the time 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:56.760 being like yeah, I'm gonna get this, and I mean. 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:57.360 Like, actually I can. 0:15:57.480 --> 0:15:58.680 You literally don't. 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:00.720 I don't believe in getting a new car. The new 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:02.960 cars are ugly and they're fake and they're meant to fail. 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:05.440 Yeah. I literally hate my car so much and I'm 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:08.200 not kidding. I would actually be excited if it exploded, 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:12.200 Like I literally would. I would be so so oh 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:15.320 my god, God. Actually, uh, maybe there are real men. 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:19.160 When you blow my car up for me, you'll blow 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:19.600 it up for me. 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:25.280 Insurance, you're saying there is like a percentage of a 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:28.520 population that's always like these prolific liars, Like you're talking 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:31.720 about the the there's always going to be like one 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:34.200 person a year that does that, gets really high up 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:36.400 and does fake sign language for the president. 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:39.440 Yeah, yeah, I don't remember what the conversation was, but 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:42.000 like I always think that there's like there's like the 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:43.000 Tinder swindler. 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:47.680 There's always like one guy a year that pulls this 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:48.000 sho oh. 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:50.400 It was Drew saying that, like they are the true 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:54.440 entrepreneurs because people that good will like literally they want 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:56.120 it so bad they will get to the level that 0:16:56.200 --> 0:16:56.960 it is profitable. 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.479 But the thing about this lies it literally wasn't profitable. 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:02.520 No. Also, he profited a P word. 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:05.600 No, they that was the other thing is they didn't 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:08.399 have like an intimacy life because he was also a cheater. 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:12.800 So he was also cheating and he was like paying 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:14.800 for sex. She went through his phone and he was 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:17.959 paying for sex with other people. So they literally like 0:17:18.040 --> 0:17:20.359 it was so odd, like he was just a fucking 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:22.679 crazy person. And God bless her, and I hope she 0:17:22.880 --> 0:17:26.000 was on the TikTok creator fund because she deserves a. 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:28.919 Bad He definitely got there after the first three videos. 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:33.520 Yeah, I hope. So he was mid, why can't you 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:35.600 why can't people online just hear a story. 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:37.240 And be like that's literally I don't know you. 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:39.520 I don't know your business. I kind of do, but 0:17:39.600 --> 0:17:42.040 you gave a good thing of not saying it. 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:45.120 I literally have a note saying, y'all gotta start keeping 0:17:45.119 --> 0:17:48.400 shit to yourself. Please accept us obviously, like accept this. 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:52.399 But I've just seen so many tiktoks of people blowing 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:55.520 the fucking spot up, like literally like three of our 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:58.479 low key like like, oh, this is a vibe, but 0:17:58.560 --> 0:18:00.359 like I don't want the public to know about this 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:02.800 vibe because they'll ruin it and they'll change, the businesses 0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:06.280 will change. Like three of those spots have been blown 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:09.159 up on my TikTok feed the past week, like literally 0:18:09.240 --> 0:18:11.360 physically exploded into a million pieces. 0:18:11.520 --> 0:18:13.320 Wait, are they gonna like gas leaks? 0:18:14.880 --> 0:18:17.600 Baby? No, like just a bunch of people, are they now? 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:19.600 God forbid one of those businesses blow up. 0:18:19.640 --> 0:18:22.600 You're done. You're literally it's like me like them actually 0:18:22.680 --> 0:18:24.879 finding bodies in Central Park? 0:18:25.160 --> 0:18:26.400 Did they actually. 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:30.280 No, No, No, they haven't yet. 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:33.439 There's gotta be one, That's what I'm saying, Like at 0:18:33.440 --> 0:18:38.000 the bottom of the pond or some shit like I'm okay, 0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:40.600 I gasped while you were telling that, because I cannot 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:42.240