Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject
Speaker 1: my man loves being in the doghouse. Will you guys
Speaker 1: hear that one? All right? But right now the nephew
Speaker 1: is in the building with today's prank phone call. What
Speaker 1: you got now? I'm gonna throw this roen up from
Speaker 1: my pops right here? Can I have your kidney? Yeah? Favorite?
Speaker 1: Right there? Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother, Conny.
Speaker 1: This is how you doing? Brother? This is Deacon Pattison
Speaker 1: calling from the church. How you doing today? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: just doing fun and I'm doing good, doing good. You
Speaker 1: know the church is behind you on what you're going through.
Speaker 1: When we were praying for you, man, we know all
Speaker 1: about the you know you're going in the surgeon on
Speaker 1: Friday to get your get your prankers removed. So I
Speaker 1: wanted to give you a call, man, have a word
Speaker 1: of pray and let you know that we all all
Speaker 1: pulling for you, and we know that that the man
Speaker 1: upstairs are gonna pull you through the successful where God
Speaker 1: bless and keep you. Uh that, Deacon, God bless and
Speaker 1: keep you because I tell you I'm going through something here.
Speaker 1: Me and my wife, we've been talking about it and
Speaker 1: we've been praying on it, and is she was a
Speaker 1: wonderful thing to know that your church is with you
Speaker 1: and y'all thinking about me and prayer. I I've really
Speaker 1: had to take this, this to the Lord. This is
Speaker 1: a serious thing with me and I ain't never had
Speaker 1: an operation before in my life, and I know I
Speaker 1: need it. My wife and made it clear, the doctor
Speaker 1: made it clear that I believe I'm ready to go forward, Deacon,
Speaker 1: and we're don't give the victory to who yourself he's
Speaker 1: the victory. Let let me let me have a word
Speaker 1: of prayer with your brother con if you don't mind
Speaker 1: just about you here from me, Father God, we have
Speaker 1: right now. We have right now that you touch brother
Speaker 1: Connelly as he goes in on Friday, please put your
Speaker 1: hands on him. We asked, Father that you hold on
Speaker 1: to the doctor that's getting ready to go and literally
Speaker 1: to put the series thy on. Yes. We asked that
Speaker 1: you make sure that the doctor he's got a strong
Speaker 1: eye on that mond with him. We asked that that
Speaker 1: that he got a steady hand when he got the
Speaker 1: scalpel in his hand. We asked that your hold own
Speaker 1: to him please as he goes into a surgeon, because
Speaker 1: we know comes side, the moaning, the victory, gonna beloan,
Speaker 1: the brother Connley and the Lord. Lord. We know all
Speaker 1: of this, but we we we asked that you take
Speaker 1: that pincers and you remove it out successfullly closing back
Speaker 1: up like it will never been entered in before. Walk
Speaker 1: with me. That's what we're asking. We asked your Lord
Speaker 1: at the same time that they're removing this pink reous Lord,
Speaker 1: we asked that your reach around his backside and we
Speaker 1: asked that you touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney
Speaker 1: and make it hold, make it a hundred, and we
Speaker 1: want you to make that kidneys like it's been that
Speaker 1: best kidneys. Deacon, that's Deacon, Deacon whoop. Yes, you ain't
Speaker 1: take you down, sir. They're just nothing wrong with my kidney. Deacon.
Speaker 1: I'm doing I'm doing fine. The Lord is Lord has donated. Well,
Speaker 1: he's gonna work on my pancres. That's what the doctors
Speaker 1: operating thought me forward, and that's what they're playing and remove.
Speaker 1: So my kidney is fine. They did what they called
Speaker 1: when they made my eyes and everything else is fine.
Speaker 1: He ain't working on nothing but my pancres right right right. Well,
Speaker 1: let me let me say I'm glad you brought it
Speaker 1: up with this, this one we want I call you, Huh.
Speaker 1: Of course I did call to pray for you, Yes,
Speaker 1: that you know, because I want to make that that
Speaker 1: that that you make it through this successfully. But what
Speaker 1: another the reason why I'm getting around it is here
Speaker 1: is uh, what I want to ask you, and I
Speaker 1: know we we you know, we've never met face to faith.
Speaker 1: I've seen you a couple of times, like I said,
Speaker 1: the church, but you've been out most time. Uh were
Speaker 1: you with your sickness and whatnot? But now, what what
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you was, yeah, and I know
Speaker 1: this is I hate to come at you in the
Speaker 1: final hour and you're getting ready to go here thirds
Speaker 1: and all that, but if you don't mind it, if
Speaker 1: you could see it in your heart to to to
Speaker 1: see to do something for somebody else. Uh, that's that's
Speaker 1: the large where you always supposed to have those who right,
Speaker 1: And I'm glad you think like that. It's not when
Speaker 1: they go in on Friday morning and and remove that
Speaker 1: pincer is out. Do do you think that that that
Speaker 1: that they could go in and and get one of
Speaker 1: your kidneys because I need one. Hold hold on, just
Speaker 1: mid be what you say, but what you say? See
Speaker 1: see see what else? I've been going through myself with
Speaker 1: a little ailment. And I'm wondering if if if I
Speaker 1: need a kidney, and I'm wondering if you can give
Speaker 1: me one of yours when they go in and get
Speaker 1: your panker. They're going already to have you open. Did
Speaker 1: you say you wanted them to take one of my kidneys? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and give it to me because I need one? You
Speaker 1: need a kidney? Yeah? But what what I mean? You
Speaker 1: are already gonna be laying there open? Wait a minute, Mr,
Speaker 1: you need a kidney? I need with my packers, you
Speaker 1: will call me with man, This ain't no work of
Speaker 1: the Lord. Now you say you're a deacon like I said,
Speaker 1: Dickon Patterson my name, But see what I'm asking you?
Speaker 1: What man, brother Conning? What harm is it? If you
Speaker 1: already open and laying on t you? Oh, you ain't
Speaker 1: heard the damn thing I saying? Have you? I said,
Speaker 1: I'll be man, You're crazy as hell. Now what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to do. I'm gonna need to call the
Speaker 1: pastor because he's going on here. You say you knew
Speaker 1: you man of damn new Mr. A matter of fact,
Speaker 1: you too damn new to know who you're talking to?
Speaker 1: What what? What? What I'm saying is you have to
Speaker 1: to look like you said you said they did the
Speaker 1: m R. I don't give up what I said they did. Man,
Speaker 1: I got two kidness. You got to one of yours? Bad?
Speaker 1: That's your problem. Mr. Let me tell you something. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get well and you're calling with this. You
Speaker 1: say you're a new deacon, You damn show ills and
Speaker 1: you won't be at that church long. I tell you that,
Speaker 1: because if I ever get closer you, we got some
Speaker 1: risking to do. What is it gonna hurt for you
Speaker 1: to give me one of them kidning? Is that both them?
Speaker 1: If both them kidding is as good and they're gonna
Speaker 1: hit him, think you ain't getting my kidney? Man ahead?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Say? Man? All I'm saying is
Speaker 1: if you're gonna be olden and laying on the table,
Speaker 1: what is it gonna hurt? Old man? You're gonna kill
Speaker 1: and want me laying on the damn table? What kind
Speaker 1: of a pill are you? In charge of Mr. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. Obviously, I need to meet you
Speaker 1: before I get to the hospital, and now I can
Speaker 1: damn bad getting to yours, and I can tell you
Speaker 1: that we get out, you're gonna feel a damn thing
Speaker 1: about that. I'll be damned if you're gonna call and
Speaker 1: talk to me out of one of my damn kiddeness. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to live just like you, trying to let
Speaker 1: the Lord take care of me, because what you're talking
Speaker 1: about ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus.
Speaker 1: You can kiss my and get off my phone. That's
Speaker 1: what you can do. Can I say one more thing
Speaker 1: to you? What is you listening to me? Man out
Speaker 1: and listen to you and you ain't talking about nothing
Speaker 1: that's got nothing to do with what's going on with me. Mr,
Speaker 1: You're running the game. If I could get to y'all
Speaker 1: put landing you. What shall I just say one more
Speaker 1: thing and then I'm gonna let you go as you're
Speaker 1: listening for. This is Nephew Towning from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter. Oh Lord,
Speaker 1: have then that girl. Lord, have muchy Lord, have much
Speaker 1: Jesus and you all right, brother co may Man, you
Speaker 1: have made me use language that I swear I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I heard my name's name using that kind of
Speaker 1: stop a long time ago talking that away. Please forgive
Speaker 1: me Lord whoa y'all. I'm gonna have to lord him versus.
Speaker 1: My heart is Palm Paton Hill, Lord him, Mercy, Jesus.
Speaker 1: This ain't me, This ain't me. And you, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what I enjoined Steve Harvey and Matfew told me.
Speaker 1: Brother Colling, I gotta ask you one more thing, man,
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Speaker 1: it's gotta be y'all here. I don't want the name
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Speaker 1: your Lord happen us. I ain't gonna forget it now.
Speaker 1: I prayed that thing at the beginning. I was praying
Speaker 1: that thing. Now. Yeah, yeah, you know if you why
Speaker 1: are you open? You open? Man? If they just reach
Speaker 1: around now and let me get one of them kids,
Speaker 1: because I need one that you don't mind, dude, get
Speaker 1: smooth cussed out by Deacon ain't nothing. Bro's all right. Well, nephew,
Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next is today's Strawberry Letter, My
Speaker 1: man loves being in the doghouse. We'll get into it
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.