WEBVTT - Can I Have Your Kidney

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject

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<v Speaker 1>my man loves being in the doghouse. Will you guys

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<v Speaker 1>hear that one? All right? But right now the nephew

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<v Speaker 1>is in the building with today's prank phone call. What

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<v Speaker 1>you got now? I'm gonna throw this roen up from

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<v Speaker 1>my pops right here? Can I have your kidney? Yeah? Favorite?

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<v Speaker 1>Right there? Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother, Conny.

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<v Speaker 1>This is how you doing? Brother? This is Deacon Pattison

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<v Speaker 1>calling from the church. How you doing today? Uh? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just doing fun and I'm doing good, doing good. You

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<v Speaker 1>know the church is behind you on what you're going through.

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<v Speaker 1>When we were praying for you, man, we know all

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<v Speaker 1>about the you know you're going in the surgeon on

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<v Speaker 1>Friday to get your get your prankers removed. So I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to give you a call, man, have a word

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<v Speaker 1>of pray and let you know that we all all

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<v Speaker 1>pulling for you, and we know that that the man

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<v Speaker 1>upstairs are gonna pull you through the successful where God

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<v Speaker 1>bless and keep you. Uh that, Deacon, God bless and

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<v Speaker 1>keep you because I tell you I'm going through something here.

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<v Speaker 1>Me and my wife, we've been talking about it and

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<v Speaker 1>we've been praying on it, and is she was a

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful thing to know that your church is with you

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<v Speaker 1>and y'all thinking about me and prayer. I I've really

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<v Speaker 1>had to take this, this to the Lord. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a serious thing with me and I ain't never had

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<v Speaker 1>an operation before in my life, and I know I

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<v Speaker 1>need it. My wife and made it clear, the doctor

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<v Speaker 1>made it clear that I believe I'm ready to go forward, Deacon,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're don't give the victory to who yourself he's

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<v Speaker 1>the victory. Let let me let me have a word

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<v Speaker 1>of prayer with your brother con if you don't mind

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<v Speaker 1>just about you here from me, Father God, we have

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<v Speaker 1>right now. We have right now that you touch brother

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<v Speaker 1>Connelly as he goes in on Friday, please put your

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<v Speaker 1>hands on him. We asked, Father that you hold on

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<v Speaker 1>to the doctor that's getting ready to go and literally

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<v Speaker 1>to put the series thy on. Yes. We asked that

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<v Speaker 1>you make sure that the doctor he's got a strong

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<v Speaker 1>eye on that mond with him. We asked that that

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<v Speaker 1>that he got a steady hand when he got the

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<v Speaker 1>scalpel in his hand. We asked that your hold own

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<v Speaker 1>to him please as he goes into a surgeon, because

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<v Speaker 1>we know comes side, the moaning, the victory, gonna beloan,

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<v Speaker 1>the brother Connley and the Lord. Lord. We know all

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<v Speaker 1>of this, but we we we asked that you take

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<v Speaker 1>that pincers and you remove it out successfullly closing back

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<v Speaker 1>up like it will never been entered in before. Walk

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<v Speaker 1>with me. That's what we're asking. We asked your Lord

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time that they're removing this pink reous Lord,

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<v Speaker 1>we asked that your reach around his backside and we

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<v Speaker 1>asked that you touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney

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<v Speaker 1>and make it hold, make it a hundred, and we

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<v Speaker 1>want you to make that kidneys like it's been that

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<v Speaker 1>best kidneys. Deacon, that's Deacon, Deacon whoop. Yes, you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>take you down, sir. They're just nothing wrong with my kidney. Deacon.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing I'm doing fine. The Lord is Lord has donated. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he's gonna work on my pancres. That's what the doctors

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<v Speaker 1>operating thought me forward, and that's what they're playing and remove.

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<v Speaker 1>So my kidney is fine. They did what they called

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<v Speaker 1>when they made my eyes and everything else is fine.

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<v Speaker 1>He ain't working on nothing but my pancres right right right. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let me let me say I'm glad you brought it

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<v Speaker 1>up with this, this one we want I call you, Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course I did call to pray for you, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that you know, because I want to make that that

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<v Speaker 1>that that you make it through this successfully. But what

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<v Speaker 1>another the reason why I'm getting around it is here

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<v Speaker 1>is uh, what I want to ask you, and I

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<v Speaker 1>know we we you know, we've never met face to faith.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen you a couple of times, like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>the church, but you've been out most time. Uh were

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<v Speaker 1>you with your sickness and whatnot? But now, what what

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna ask you was, yeah, and I know

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<v Speaker 1>this is I hate to come at you in the

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<v Speaker 1>final hour and you're getting ready to go here thirds

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<v Speaker 1>and all that, but if you don't mind it, if

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<v Speaker 1>you could see it in your heart to to to

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<v Speaker 1>see to do something for somebody else. Uh, that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>the large where you always supposed to have those who right,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm glad you think like that. It's not when

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<v Speaker 1>they go in on Friday morning and and remove that

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<v Speaker 1>pincer is out. Do do you think that that that

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<v Speaker 1>that they could go in and and get one of

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<v Speaker 1>your kidneys because I need one. Hold hold on, just

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<v Speaker 1>mid be what you say, but what you say? See

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<v Speaker 1>see see what else? I've been going through myself with

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<v Speaker 1>a little ailment. And I'm wondering if if if I

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<v Speaker 1>need a kidney, and I'm wondering if you can give

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<v Speaker 1>me one of yours when they go in and get

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<v Speaker 1>your panker. They're going already to have you open. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you say you wanted them to take one of my kidneys? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and give it to me because I need one? You

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<v Speaker 1>need a kidney? Yeah? But what what I mean? You

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<v Speaker 1>are already gonna be laying there open? Wait a minute, Mr,

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<v Speaker 1>you need a kidney? I need with my packers, you

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<v Speaker 1>will call me with man, This ain't no work of

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<v Speaker 1>the Lord. Now you say you're a deacon like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>Dickon Patterson my name, But see what I'm asking you?

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<v Speaker 1>What man, brother Conning? What harm is it? If you

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<v Speaker 1>already open and laying on t you? Oh, you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>heard the damn thing I saying? Have you? I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be man, You're crazy as hell. Now what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to do. I'm gonna need to call the

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<v Speaker 1>pastor because he's going on here. You say you knew

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<v Speaker 1>you man of damn new Mr. A matter of fact,

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<v Speaker 1>you too damn new to know who you're talking to?

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<v Speaker 1>What what? What? What I'm saying is you have to

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<v Speaker 1>to look like you said you said they did the

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<v Speaker 1>m R. I don't give up what I said they did. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I got two kidness. You got to one of yours? Bad?

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<v Speaker 1>That's your problem. Mr. Let me tell you something. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get well and you're calling with this. You

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<v Speaker 1>say you're a new deacon, You damn show ills and

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<v Speaker 1>you won't be at that church long. I tell you that,

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<v Speaker 1>because if I ever get closer you, we got some

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<v Speaker 1>risking to do. What is it gonna hurt for you

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<v Speaker 1>to give me one of them kidning? Is that both them?

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<v Speaker 1>If both them kidding is as good and they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>hit him, think you ain't getting my kidney? Man ahead?

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong with you? Say? Man? All I'm saying is

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<v Speaker 1>if you're gonna be olden and laying on the table,

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<v Speaker 1>what is it gonna hurt? Old man? You're gonna kill

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<v Speaker 1>and want me laying on the damn table? What kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a pill are you? In charge of Mr. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you something. Obviously, I need to meet you

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<v Speaker 1>before I get to the hospital, and now I can

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<v Speaker 1>damn bad getting to yours, and I can tell you

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<v Speaker 1>that we get out, you're gonna feel a damn thing

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<v Speaker 1>about that. I'll be damned if you're gonna call and

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<v Speaker 1>talk to me out of one of my damn kiddeness. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to live just like you, trying to let

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<v Speaker 1>the Lord take care of me, because what you're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>You can kiss my and get off my phone. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what you can do. Can I say one more thing

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<v Speaker 1>to you? What is you listening to me? Man out

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<v Speaker 1>and listen to you and you ain't talking about nothing

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<v Speaker 1>that's got nothing to do with what's going on with me. Mr,

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<v Speaker 1>You're running the game. If I could get to y'all

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<v Speaker 1>put landing you. What shall I just say one more

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<v Speaker 1>thing and then I'm gonna let you go as you're

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<v Speaker 1>listening for. This is Nephew Towning from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter. Oh Lord,

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<v Speaker 1>have then that girl. Lord, have muchy Lord, have much

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus and you all right, brother co may Man, you

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<v Speaker 1>have made me use language that I swear I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>but I heard my name's name using that kind of

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<v Speaker 1>stop a long time ago talking that away. Please forgive

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<v Speaker 1>me Lord whoa y'all. I'm gonna have to lord him versus.

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<v Speaker 1>My heart is Palm Paton Hill, Lord him, Mercy, Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>This ain't me, This ain't me. And you, I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what I enjoined Steve Harvey and Matfew told me.

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<v Speaker 1>Brother Colling, I gotta ask you one more thing, man,

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<v Speaker 1>what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in the land. It's gotta be It's gotta be y'all,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gotta be y'all here. I don't want the name

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<v Speaker 1>of it now. Steve Harvey, Martin, Steve Harvey, more s

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<v Speaker 1>your Lord happen us. I ain't gonna forget it now.

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<v Speaker 1>I prayed that thing at the beginning. I was praying

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<v Speaker 1>that thing. Now. Yeah, yeah, you know if you why

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<v Speaker 1>are you open? You open? Man? If they just reach

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<v Speaker 1>around now and let me get one of them kids,

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<v Speaker 1>because I need one that you don't mind, dude, get

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<v Speaker 1>smooth cussed out by Deacon ain't nothing. Bro's all right. Well, nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Coming up next is today's Strawberry Letter, My

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<v Speaker 1>man loves being in the doghouse. We'll get into it

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<v Speaker 1>right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.