1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,199 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:11,840 Speaker 1: my man loves being in the doghouse. Will you guys 4 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,560 Speaker 1: hear that one? All right? But right now the nephew 5 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 1: is in the building with today's prank phone call. What 6 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:20,000 Speaker 1: you got now? I'm gonna throw this roen up from 7 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:28,120 Speaker 1: my pops right here? Can I have your kidney? Yeah? Favorite? 8 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:34,200 Speaker 1: Right there? Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother, Conny. 9 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:38,239 Speaker 1: This is how you doing? Brother? This is Deacon Pattison 10 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:42,280 Speaker 1: calling from the church. How you doing today? Uh? Yeah, 11 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: just doing fun and I'm doing good, doing good. You 12 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,240 Speaker 1: know the church is behind you on what you're going through. 13 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,519 Speaker 1: When we were praying for you, man, we know all 14 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 1: about the you know you're going in the surgeon on 15 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:55,960 Speaker 1: Friday to get your get your prankers removed. So I 16 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 1: wanted to give you a call, man, have a word 17 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:00,160 Speaker 1: of pray and let you know that we all all 18 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 1: pulling for you, and we know that that the man 19 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 1: upstairs are gonna pull you through the successful where God 20 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,120 Speaker 1: bless and keep you. Uh that, Deacon, God bless and 21 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 1: keep you because I tell you I'm going through something here. 22 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 1: Me and my wife, we've been talking about it and 23 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,959 Speaker 1: we've been praying on it, and is she was a 24 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 1: wonderful thing to know that your church is with you 25 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,839 Speaker 1: and y'all thinking about me and prayer. I I've really 26 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,399 Speaker 1: had to take this, this to the Lord. This is 27 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 1: a serious thing with me and I ain't never had 28 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,760 Speaker 1: an operation before in my life, and I know I 29 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 1: need it. My wife and made it clear, the doctor 30 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,679 Speaker 1: made it clear that I believe I'm ready to go forward, Deacon, 31 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:39,640 Speaker 1: and we're don't give the victory to who yourself he's 32 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 1: the victory. Let let me let me have a word 33 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,199 Speaker 1: of prayer with your brother con if you don't mind 34 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: just about you here from me, Father God, we have 35 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 1: right now. We have right now that you touch brother 36 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 1: Connelly as he goes in on Friday, please put your 37 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 1: hands on him. We asked, Father that you hold on 38 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 1: to the doctor that's getting ready to go and literally 39 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,960 Speaker 1: to put the series thy on. Yes. We asked that 40 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:05,400 Speaker 1: you make sure that the doctor he's got a strong 41 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 1: eye on that mond with him. We asked that that 42 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: that he got a steady hand when he got the 43 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,359 Speaker 1: scalpel in his hand. We asked that your hold own 44 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 1: to him please as he goes into a surgeon, because 45 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 1: we know comes side, the moaning, the victory, gonna beloan, 46 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:25,119 Speaker 1: the brother Connley and the Lord. Lord. We know all 47 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,119 Speaker 1: of this, but we we we asked that you take 48 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:30,959 Speaker 1: that pincers and you remove it out successfullly closing back 49 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 1: up like it will never been entered in before. Walk 50 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,400 Speaker 1: with me. That's what we're asking. We asked your Lord 51 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,920 Speaker 1: at the same time that they're removing this pink reous Lord, 52 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 1: we asked that your reach around his backside and we 53 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: asked that you touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney 54 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,480 Speaker 1: and make it hold, make it a hundred, and we 55 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 1: want you to make that kidneys like it's been that 56 00:02:53,360 --> 00:03:00,240 Speaker 1: best kidneys. Deacon, that's Deacon, Deacon whoop. Yes, you ain't 57 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,840 Speaker 1: take you down, sir. They're just nothing wrong with my kidney. Deacon. 58 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,639 Speaker 1: I'm doing I'm doing fine. The Lord is Lord has donated. Well, 59 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 1: he's gonna work on my pancres. That's what the doctors 60 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 1: operating thought me forward, and that's what they're playing and remove. 61 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 1: So my kidney is fine. They did what they called 62 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 1: when they made my eyes and everything else is fine. 63 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 1: He ain't working on nothing but my pancres right right right. Well, 64 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,359 Speaker 1: let me let me say I'm glad you brought it 65 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:26,519 Speaker 1: up with this, this one we want I call you, Huh. 66 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,800 Speaker 1: Of course I did call to pray for you, Yes, 67 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 1: that you know, because I want to make that that 68 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: that that you make it through this successfully. But what 69 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 1: another the reason why I'm getting around it is here 70 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:39,240 Speaker 1: is uh, what I want to ask you, and I 71 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: know we we you know, we've never met face to faith. 72 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 1: I've seen you a couple of times, like I said, 73 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: the church, but you've been out most time. Uh were 74 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 1: you with your sickness and whatnot? But now, what what 75 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you was, yeah, and I know 76 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,480 Speaker 1: this is I hate to come at you in the 77 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: final hour and you're getting ready to go here thirds 78 00:03:56,520 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: and all that, but if you don't mind it, if 79 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 1: you could see it in your heart to to to 80 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 1: see to do something for somebody else. Uh, that's that's 81 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 1: the large where you always supposed to have those who right, 82 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 1: And I'm glad you think like that. It's not when 83 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 1: they go in on Friday morning and and remove that 84 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:21,560 Speaker 1: pincer is out. Do do you think that that that 85 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 1: that they could go in and and get one of 86 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:28,000 Speaker 1: your kidneys because I need one. Hold hold on, just 87 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 1: mid be what you say, but what you say? See 88 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: see see what else? I've been going through myself with 89 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:38,800 Speaker 1: a little ailment. And I'm wondering if if if I 90 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: need a kidney, and I'm wondering if you can give 91 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 1: me one of yours when they go in and get 92 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,920 Speaker 1: your panker. They're going already to have you open. Did 93 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 1: you say you wanted them to take one of my kidneys? Yeah, 94 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,560 Speaker 1: and give it to me because I need one? You 95 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 1: need a kidney? Yeah? But what what I mean? You 96 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,719 Speaker 1: are already gonna be laying there open? Wait a minute, Mr, 97 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,479 Speaker 1: you need a kidney? I need with my packers, you 98 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:01,240 Speaker 1: will call me with man, This ain't no work of 99 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 1: the Lord. Now you say you're a deacon like I said, 100 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,520 Speaker 1: Dickon Patterson my name, But see what I'm asking you? 101 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:12,880 Speaker 1: What man, brother Conning? What harm is it? If you 102 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 1: already open and laying on t you? Oh, you ain't 103 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:17,720 Speaker 1: heard the damn thing I saying? Have you? I said, 104 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:21,200 Speaker 1: I'll be man, You're crazy as hell. Now what I'm 105 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,039 Speaker 1: gonna have to do. I'm gonna need to call the 106 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:26,560 Speaker 1: pastor because he's going on here. You say you knew 107 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,080 Speaker 1: you man of damn new Mr. A matter of fact, 108 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 1: you too damn new to know who you're talking to? 109 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 1: What what? What? What I'm saying is you have to 110 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 1: to look like you said you said they did the 111 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 1: m R. I don't give up what I said they did. Man, 112 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,159 Speaker 1: I got two kidness. You got to one of yours? Bad? 113 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,120 Speaker 1: That's your problem. Mr. Let me tell you something. I'm 114 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:47,040 Speaker 1: trying to get well and you're calling with this. You 115 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,719 Speaker 1: say you're a new deacon, You damn show ills and 116 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 1: you won't be at that church long. I tell you that, 117 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,800 Speaker 1: because if I ever get closer you, we got some 118 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,719 Speaker 1: risking to do. What is it gonna hurt for you 119 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,440 Speaker 1: to give me one of them kidning? Is that both them? 120 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 1: If both them kidding is as good and they're gonna 121 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,159 Speaker 1: hit him, think you ain't getting my kidney? Man ahead? 122 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Say? Man? All I'm saying is 123 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,120 Speaker 1: if you're gonna be olden and laying on the table, 124 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 1: what is it gonna hurt? Old man? You're gonna kill 125 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 1: and want me laying on the damn table? What kind 126 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,520 Speaker 1: of a pill are you? In charge of Mr. Let 127 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,360 Speaker 1: me tell you something. Obviously, I need to meet you 128 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 1: before I get to the hospital, and now I can 129 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,040 Speaker 1: damn bad getting to yours, and I can tell you 130 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,760 Speaker 1: that we get out, you're gonna feel a damn thing 131 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,640 Speaker 1: about that. I'll be damned if you're gonna call and 132 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,680 Speaker 1: talk to me out of one of my damn kiddeness. Man, 133 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 1: I'm trying to live just like you, trying to let 134 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,120 Speaker 1: the Lord take care of me, because what you're talking 135 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,120 Speaker 1: about ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus. 136 00:06:38,279 --> 00:06:41,039 Speaker 1: You can kiss my and get off my phone. That's 137 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 1: what you can do. Can I say one more thing 138 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,640 Speaker 1: to you? What is you listening to me? Man out 139 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 1: and listen to you and you ain't talking about nothing 140 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,800 Speaker 1: that's got nothing to do with what's going on with me. Mr, 141 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,200 Speaker 1: You're running the game. If I could get to y'all 142 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:57,400 Speaker 1: put landing you. What shall I just say one more 143 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:58,960 Speaker 1: thing and then I'm gonna let you go as you're 144 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:03,560 Speaker 1: listening for. This is Nephew Towning from the Steve Harvey 145 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:10,640 Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter. Oh Lord, 146 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:15,520 Speaker 1: have then that girl. Lord, have muchy Lord, have much 147 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 1: Jesus and you all right, brother co may Man, you 148 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,960 Speaker 1: have made me use language that I swear I don't know, 149 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 1: but I heard my name's name using that kind of 150 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,480 Speaker 1: stop a long time ago talking that away. Please forgive 151 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 1: me Lord whoa y'all. I'm gonna have to lord him versus. 152 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,960 Speaker 1: My heart is Palm Paton Hill, Lord him, Mercy, Jesus. 153 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:39,280 Speaker 1: This ain't me, This ain't me. And you, I'll tell 154 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:43,080 Speaker 1: you what I enjoined Steve Harvey and Matfew told me. 155 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,960 Speaker 1: Brother Colling, I gotta ask you one more thing, man, 156 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:50,000 Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio 157 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:54,520 Speaker 1: show in the land. It's gotta be It's gotta be y'all, 158 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 1: it's gotta be y'all here. I don't want the name 159 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:01,080 Speaker 1: of it now. Steve Harvey, Martin, Steve Harvey, more s 160 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,200 Speaker 1: your Lord happen us. I ain't gonna forget it now. 161 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,679 Speaker 1: I prayed that thing at the beginning. I was praying 162 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:10,440 Speaker 1: that thing. Now. Yeah, yeah, you know if you why 163 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 1: are you open? You open? Man? If they just reach 164 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,840 Speaker 1: around now and let me get one of them kids, 165 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:19,960 Speaker 1: because I need one that you don't mind, dude, get 166 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:26,480 Speaker 1: smooth cussed out by Deacon ain't nothing. Bro's all right. Well, nephew, 167 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next is today's Strawberry Letter, My 168 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:34,240 Speaker 1: man loves being in the doghouse. We'll get into it 169 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:38,240 Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.