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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. However, your dirty little secret number

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Speaker 1: text in at four one to six one. If you

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Speaker 1: have a secret, you can tell us anything, literally, whatever

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Speaker 1: you want. Because we don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: You always remain anonymous. That's why everybody calls in to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret gets a fake anonymous

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Speaker 1: nickname and on the phone right now to tell us

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Speaker 1: their dirty little secret is mister was a bear? Was

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Speaker 1: a fuzzy? Wuzzy was the bear? That's the bear is

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Speaker 1: the last name? So is that like a real character

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Speaker 1: of something? Well, it's like a nursery rhyme? Right, Oh,

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Speaker 1: never heard it? You never heard that? Nope? Is it

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Speaker 1: similarly the tongue twisted one? Like she sells sea shells

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Speaker 1: by the sea shore? Right? Hold up, I'll figure this out,

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Speaker 1: but I'll say hi to them. Hello, Fuzzy was he

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Speaker 1: was a bear? Yeah? Hello? Hello? I definitely am not

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Speaker 1: familiar with that nursery rhyme. You made it up? Maybe

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Speaker 1: I did. I'm gonna have to google that, but anyway,

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Speaker 1: thanks for coming on the show. You have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secrets to tell us? Yeah? Yeah, so, um, I'm

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Speaker 1: not proud of it, obviously, otherwise it wouldn't be like

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. But I don't think that I'm

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Speaker 1: the worst person ever, you know. At the same time, basically,

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Speaker 1: I stole my parking space this morning at work. You

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Speaker 1: stole it when somebody was pulling in and you stole

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Speaker 1: it from them. Uh no, just just slightly a little

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Speaker 1: worse than that. But it was just a comedy of

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Speaker 1: errors this morning. Like I got up, I was running

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Speaker 1: late already, I carful with a friend and like she

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Speaker 1: was having issues, and it was just it was one

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Speaker 1: of those days where traffick didn't, you know, work with us.

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Speaker 1: It worked straight against us, and every light seemed to

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Speaker 1: be a red light, and I was just honestly, we

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Speaker 1: probably could have made it to work. You sound, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're amped. Yeah, well, listen, the parking lot that we

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Speaker 1: have at our work, we share it with three other businesses,

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Speaker 1: and it's not even big enough for one of them.

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Speaker 1: So like, if you don't get there early, there's no

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Speaker 1: parking spots and you have to either park on the

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Speaker 1: street or like park up the street, and it's just

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Speaker 1: so freaking annoying. So we get there and we're already

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Speaker 1: running late. I don't even really get anxious that much anymore? Well,

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Speaker 1: you're giving me anxiety. Just listen to talk about this situation. Well,

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Speaker 1: fixing out. So I think how you feel currently right now?

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Speaker 1: Well okay. So we get there and we get to

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Speaker 1: the parking lot and I'm like, I'm gonna just make

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Speaker 1: a run through it just in case there's a parking spot,

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Speaker 1: which I know there probably isn't. And I see one.

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Speaker 1: I see a parking spot and I'm about to pull

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Speaker 1: in and there's a freaking scooter, motorcycle whatever in this

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Speaker 1: parking spot. And I'm like, are you serious right now?

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Speaker 1: So my coworker my fine, She's like, hey, it's fine,

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Speaker 1: we'll just park down the street. It will be fine.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no today today,

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Speaker 1: not today. No, what did you do? Really not? I

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Speaker 1: told her to guys, like, I parked the car right

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Speaker 1: there in the middle, and I said, get out of

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Speaker 1: the car, we're moving the scooter. And so you picked

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Speaker 1: up the scooter and moved it. Yes, where did you

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Speaker 1: put it on the curb? Yeah? Yeah, people do that

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Speaker 1: to me before I used to ride a scooter. You did. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I used to ride a scooter and I've had people

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Speaker 1: move it like you would be parked on the street

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Speaker 1: and people would pick it up and then move it

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Speaker 1: onto the sidewalk so they could park there. I've had

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Speaker 1: that happen. Thinking of you on a scooter is pretty funny.

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Speaker 1: I almost parked it in the handicap spot, but then

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Speaker 1: I was like, okay, now that is too far that far,

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Speaker 1: so I was like, okay, we'll just park it up

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Speaker 1: on the curb next to the handicap spot. Because I

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Speaker 1: was just like, scooters schools do not need a parking spot.

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Speaker 1: I'm in a compact car already. You know you don't

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Speaker 1: need a full parking spot to yourself. There should just

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Speaker 1: be somewhere else that you can park your freaking scooter, right,

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Speaker 1: feel good to get that out? Yes, okay, good, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us little secret, and congratulations on

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Speaker 1: getting that parking spot. Also, real quick has cleared up.

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Speaker 1: Fuzzy Wuzzy is a poem. It was written by the

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Speaker 1: English author Rudyard Kipling. Okay, well, thanks for the info,

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Speaker 1: and it goes Fuzzy Wuzzy. I can't believe nobody's ever

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Speaker 1: heard this before. It's weird. I thought this was very popular.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were losing your mind, when Fuzzy Wuzzy

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Speaker 1: was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy

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Speaker 1: wasn't really fuzzy Wuzzy. I never heard that before. Nope, nope, nope,

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Speaker 1: what that's just from your childhood, I guess, I guess,

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Speaker 1: and it was a strange one, all right. Well, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Thank you guys so much

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Speaker 1: for letting me get that off my chest. What's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret.