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Speaker 1: up to a previous Mallar monologue. In an episode recently

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Speaker 1: of this show, we discussed the demotion of the Little

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Speaker 1: the plot thickens in the Land of the Cacti. If

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Speaker 1: you have not heard the latest on this, maybe not.

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Speaker 1: We have learned that the Cardinals, after demoting their forty

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Speaker 1: plus million dollars a year bust at quarterback. They have

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Speaker 1: now decided to place the little fella, Kyler Murray Alligator

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Speaker 1: Arms Murray on injured reserve. They're claiming he has a

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Speaker 1: that is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss

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Speaker 1: the question Cardinals quarterback he's now a backup because he's

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Speaker 1: been demoted Kyler Murray quarterback, Kyler Murray going on injured

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Speaker 1: reserve with a foot injury. Is there more to this story?

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Speaker 1: All right? So I've got church Lamps plus and Johnny

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Speaker 1: Cash and we will combine all of these things together

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Speaker 1: cheesy case of da is what we're gonna make. So

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Speaker 1: a this story, I love it. It's perfect for what

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Speaker 1: I do because there's a lot of people who are

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Speaker 1: pinocchiout in the story. There's a lot of line going on.

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Speaker 1: This already stinks like weak old chili. Okay, it really does.

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Speaker 1: Even Stevie Meatballs and Andrew and Bakersfield can see what's happening.

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Speaker 1: And they're both blind, but they can see what's happening.

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Speaker 1: This isn't about the foot. It was never about the foot.

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Speaker 1: It's about getting alligator arms Murray the hell away from

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Speaker 1: the locker room. The talksin that is Kyler Murray without

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Speaker 1: saying the quiet part out loud. All right, So here's

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Speaker 1: the head coach of the Cardinals, Jonathan Gannon, giving his thoughts.

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Speaker 1: And listen to this bull crap from the Cardinals coach

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Speaker 1: right now. What he's gonna concentrate on is getting healthy

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Speaker 1: to get back to playing football. A liar liar pants

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Speaker 1: if you haven't been following, why would you? The Cardinals

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Speaker 1: Jacoby's our starter, but Kyler will be back soon. And

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Speaker 1: now boom goes the dynamite injured reserve. Four weeks of

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Speaker 1: It's not you, Kyler, It's us. It's not you, It's us.

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Speaker 1: That would be a clip of Kyler practicing last week

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Speaker 1: the rehab. And again this is sources not close to

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Speaker 1: It's we just need to give him more time to heal.

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Speaker 1: That's it. You can't question that you'd be the bad guy.

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Speaker 1: It buys the front office some time. You don't have

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Speaker 1: and he got beat out by a scrub journeyman stiff

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Speaker 1: We're gonna shut the little fellow down for the season.

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Speaker 1: he'll quietly be regifted like a holiday fruitcake. There's some

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Speaker 1: desperate team that still believes that they can find the

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Speaker 1: a follow up follow up to a story we also

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Speaker 1: deadline was earlier this week, and he's claiming now he's

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Speaker 1: set the record straight. So Breeshall told an assembled gaggle

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Speaker 1: did not happen. All those Mallard monologues where we talked

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Speaker 1: It was all bull crap. Clearly, However, he did play.

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Speaker 1: Breeshall played coy when asked whether or not he actually

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Speaker 1: Shout out to Captain Kirk, enemy of the show, so

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Speaker 1: Breesehall wanted out. However, the paperwork got lost in the

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Speaker 1: the ticket, right, No, No, Hall's doing the day. It's

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Speaker 1: Breese Hall is moonlighting. He's got a little side hustle.

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Speaker 1: He's working at Lamps Plus and he's not gonna sell

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Speaker 1: a hashtag hashtag three twenty, which is his uniform number.

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Speaker 1: You juxtapose Breese Hall, who was sending out these not

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Speaker 1: so subtle messages, and then you've got Breeze Hall meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: but we didn't find out about it until after he

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Speaker 1: He needed to be traded. He desperately tried to get traded.

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Speaker 1: you diffuse the triple D. Instead of getting handoffs and

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Speaker 1: boondocks of the NFL, Breeese Hall trudgling through the metropolis

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Speaker 1: of misery that is the New York Jets. All right, now,

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Speaker 1: it got real saucy. It got real saucy. So Sauce

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Speaker 1: Gardner put on the horseshoe for the first time, coming

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Speaker 1: when he's on top of his game, is a mid

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Speaker 1: tier quarterback at best. They have a lame dunk, lame

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Speaker 1: lame duck coach, a guy that you're doing a podcast

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Speaker 1: about coffee and whatnot. The GM was given a long

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Speaker 1: walk off a short pier. So the GM's going so

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Speaker 1: it's no longer fins up. It's fins flop. It's fins flop.

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Speaker 1: Now as a rule of thumb. When a quarterback has

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Speaker 1: to tell you that he's not playing to keep his job,

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Speaker 1: that is a dead dear, What dead dear? What it is?

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Speaker 1: He's hearing footsteps? And how could you not? How could

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Speaker 1: you not hear footsteps? If you're to a tongue of

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Speaker 1: by Lord? Now turning the page, we head to the

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Speaker 1: peach state of Georgia. We go to Georgia. Trade deadline

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Speaker 1: of course gone, and they're doing a lot of analyzing

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Speaker 1: under the microscope of what happened and what didn't happen.

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Speaker 1: And one of the great failures, one of the great

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Speaker 1: debacles of the NFL this year, is in Atlanta. I

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Speaker 1: know Tommy in Atlanta loves this unless he does it.

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Speaker 1: Tommy used to call well, he used to send messages

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Speaker 1: in on social media. But then he drives a truck

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Speaker 1: and they put cameras in the truck so he can't

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Speaker 1: interact with the show. You can listen, but he can't

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Speaker 1: interact anyway. Atlanta failed to unload their veteran quarterback, which

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Speaker 1: everyone assumed the only reason you would bring this guy

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Speaker 1: back is to trade him, and you didn't do it,

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Speaker 1: and now you're stuck with him. So the question, how

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Speaker 1: would you describe Kirk cousins time with the Atlanta Falcons,

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Speaker 1: which is still going on. The Falcons heading to Germany

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Speaker 1: to Berlin this weekend to play a game against the Colts.

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Speaker 1: As America outsources, football bad football Cults aren't bad this year,

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Speaker 1: but Atlanta's pretty mediocre, all right. So here's the deal.

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Speaker 1: So after citing Kirk Cousins, they already had their quarterback,

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Speaker 1: and then they drafted Michael Penick junior after they agreed

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Speaker 1: to deal with Kirk Cousins, So that made him. That

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Speaker 1: made Initially Cousins was the starter, and then eventually, obviously

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Speaker 1: not long after that mid season last year, Michael penneckx

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Speaker 1: junior took over. Now, Cousins is basically an expensive house plant,

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Speaker 1: is what. He make sure to water the house plan

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Speaker 1: every now and again. So the booby prize, the booby

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Speaker 1: prize in the money pit, Kirk Cousins. You know what

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Speaker 1: this guy is. They should teach classes someday. They will

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Speaker 1: teach classes about how to how to pull a fast

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Speaker 1: one on the people in professional sports. Kirk Cousins is

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Speaker 1: a criminal mastermind. What are you talking about? He's just

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Speaker 1: a harmless football player he's a criminal mastermind. He doesn't

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Speaker 1: wear a hoodie, he doesn't wear a ski mask, he

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Speaker 1: doesn't have a handgun, he doesn't have a knife, doesn't

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Speaker 1: have any kind of bloody knuckles or any of that.

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Speaker 1: And when this is all done, he is likely walking

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Speaker 1: away at the end of the year with ninety million,

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Speaker 1: ninety million bucks. And how many starts did the Atlanta

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Speaker 1: Falcons get. Assuming Cousins doesn't play anymore this year, Pennix

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Speaker 1: Junior will be back, and he has returned last week.

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Speaker 1: He'll continue on. So that would be ninety million dollars

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Speaker 1: for fifteen starts. Now, using malor math, very important, this

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Speaker 1: Mallard math. Using malar math, that works out the six

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Speaker 1: million dollars per start. That's assuming he doesn't start another game.

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Speaker 1: So over a full seventeen game season, we're talking about

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Speaker 1: one hundred million dollars. That is some serious pork barrel spending,

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Speaker 1: is what that is, right, that's right out of Capitol Hill.

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Speaker 1: That's that's DC politics, pork barrel spending. And imagine Arthur Blank.

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Speaker 1: Now I know he didn't start Home Depot by himself,

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Speaker 1: but he was one of the early people on Home Depot.

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Speaker 1: He and a partner. So if Arthur Blank ran home

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Speaker 1: depot the way he runs his football team, the Atlanta Falcons,

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Speaker 1: every man, woman and child when they need a two

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Speaker 1: by four would be going to lows. They wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: going to home depot because there would be no home depot.

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Speaker 1: Atlanta essentially said, hey, why don't we pay this guy

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Speaker 1: as our franchise quarterback and then we're not going to

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Speaker 1: use him as that. Don't get me wrong, we like him,

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Speaker 1: but we're gonna have him as our emotional support veteran quarterback. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That's that's great. That's how's that going good? Yes? All right?

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Speaker 1: Brought in a very expensive insurance policy who initially was

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Speaker 1: not their insurance policy, and then and then started hobbling

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Speaker 1: around on the field, and before you know it, he

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Speaker 1: became the insurance policy. All right. Now, final point to

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Speaker 1: La La Land we go high speed sports wire the

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Speaker 1: La Rams announced. The Rams announced this week that they

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Speaker 1: signed kicker Harrison MeVis to their practice squad. And this

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Speaker 1: move comes after Joshua Carty cost the Rams a game

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Speaker 1: by his incompetent slow kick against the Eagles that was

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Speaker 1: blocked and returned for a touchdown. One of the all

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Speaker 1: time bad beats gambling on NFL football so bad you

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Speaker 1: thought Scary Terry might have been playing in the game.

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Speaker 1: I kidd because I care anyway. So the Rams have

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Speaker 1: some special teams issues. They play with forty nine ers

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Speaker 1: this weekend, always a great NFC West rival. We you

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Speaker 1: and those teams get together and you look at it.

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Speaker 1: We know Sean McVay is evaluating outside options. So the

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Speaker 1: question is, why would I bring this up? Number one?

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Speaker 1: Number two? Why should you care? Why should anybody care

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Speaker 1: about the Rams signing kicker Harrison MeVis to the practice squad.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna tell you why. All right, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you why, because this is not your average tofu

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Speaker 1: eating kicker. This is someone we can get behind. This

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Speaker 1: guy's built like a full back. He's the next great

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Speaker 1: Fat Hope. He's the next great Fat Hope. Harrison MeVis.

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Speaker 1: He's known as the Thicker Kicker. Now you know that's good.

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Speaker 1: You know that's a good name, The Thicker Kicker. He's

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Speaker 1: five eleven, he's listed at two forty, looks fatter than

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Speaker 1: that and appears if you look at him, he's built

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Speaker 1: more like a center on an offensive line, not lining

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Speaker 1: up for fifty yard field goals or fifty five yard

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Speaker 1: field goals. So he's basically the buffet line version of

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Speaker 1: Brandon Aubrey the Cowboys with that booming leg Brandon Aubrey. Well,

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Speaker 1: he's like that, except he's just fat and he can

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Speaker 1: actually kick. Some of the numbers are pretty good. Has

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Speaker 1: had a real opportunity in the NFL. He's been on

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Speaker 1: some practice squads and whatnot. He had a cult following

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Speaker 1: at Missou at Missouri there he's been bouncing around the

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Speaker 1: Carolina Panthers, the New York Jets, so those aren't really

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Speaker 1: NFL teams, the UFLS Birmingham Stallions. I would argue the

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Speaker 1: Stallions are closer to an NFL team than the Jets

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Speaker 1: at this point. Anyway, The point is get to the point, please.

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Speaker 1: So the point is this guy MIVS Harrison Mebs is

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Speaker 1: now in LA and he's eating at the team facility,

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Speaker 1: trying to take Joshua Cardy's job away, and I'm here

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Speaker 1: for it. Kickers are not real football players, so why

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Speaker 1: not just change it up. The guy's not getting the

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Speaker 1: job done. The Rams kicker. Some of these dopey power rankings,

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Speaker 1: which I don't pay much attention to one of you idiots.

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Speaker 1: I forget, I forget. I think it was Mike it

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Speaker 1: it might have been somebody else by this guy. Mike

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Speaker 1: sends me a lot of stuff, so it might have

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Speaker 1: been him. I think it was him. Anyway, did you

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Speaker 1: see Fox Sports come at the rams number one atop

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Speaker 1: the power ranking? And then I wrote back, whoopie damn

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Speaker 1: do one word, and which is more than I usually.

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Speaker 1: I don't usually right back to anybody. I'm very bad

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Speaker 1: about that bad I don't usually write back, but I

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Speaker 1: wrote back, WHOOPI dam do one word because that's my

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Speaker 1: feeling of that. Whoopye damn do. I say, let the

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Speaker 1: thicker kicker eat. Let him eat all the delicious meats

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Speaker 1: and cheeses and all the fruits in the world. Let

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Speaker 1: him do it. He can ram it all day, he

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Speaker 1: can ram it all night at the buffet. I say,

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Speaker 1: no problem, as long as you kick it through the uprights.

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Speaker 1: That's it. This guy, because he's fat, the great fat

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Speaker 1: Hope the thicker kicker talking about Harrison MeVis. This guy's

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Speaker 1: a sideshow. If he nails a couple of kicks, gets

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Speaker 1: an opportunity and nails a couple of kicks. It's a

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Speaker 1: just add water situation. Just add water and he becomes

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Speaker 1: an instant folk hero. I catch its. It's like a glitch.

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Speaker 1: We talked earlier on the Overnight Show about alligator arms,

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Speaker 1: Kyler Murray the little fella. When you look at Kyler

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Speaker 1: bur and I've seen him play in person, I think

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Speaker 1: twice obviously on TV a lot. When you watch him,

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Speaker 1: it looks like your TV's broke. It looks like your

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Speaker 1: TV's broke. It's like, well, why is one of the players.

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Speaker 1: Is that an avatar? That's not a real person. They

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Speaker 1: are too small? What's going on with that? So you

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Speaker 1: have that, and then on the other side, you have

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Speaker 1: this kicker, Harrison MeVis, who also in a different way

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Speaker 1: because he's chubby. He's the thicker kicker. He doesn't look

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Speaker 1: like a kicker because you expect kickers to be little people,

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Speaker 1: little fun sized people, but he's not.

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Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller

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Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

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Speaker 1: Let's go, come on, hit that button. Here we are

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Speaker 1: how about that to the third degree. This is one

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Speaker 1: big event. Gets grilled right cool Ben?

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Speaker 5: We are now in the fifth year of seventeen regular

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Speaker 5: season games, and it seems every year we talk about

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Speaker 5: someone who is on pace to break Calvin Johnson's single

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Speaker 5: season receiving record, but it never happens. This year, the

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Speaker 5: person on pace is Jackson Smith and Jigba Ben. Do

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Speaker 5: you think he gets it done?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: No, My answers always no, because you have a better

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Speaker 1: chance of winning with no. You have two chances of winning.

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Speaker 1: You have underperformance and you have injury. If one of

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Speaker 1: those two things happens, you don't break Calvin Johnson's record.

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Speaker 1: The only way you break the record is sustained domination

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Speaker 1: over the course of the season. So I'm gonna go no.

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Speaker 1: Plus you got Sam Donald. Donald's gonna have a couple

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Speaker 1: of stickers along the way, guarantee next.

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Speaker 5: Retired All Star Charles Oakley made a podcast appearance this

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Speaker 5: week where he slammed Charles Barkley for being a hypocrite.

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Speaker 5: Oakley pointed out that Barkley clowns this generation for teaming up,

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Speaker 5: but Barkley did the same thing when he teamed up

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Speaker 5: with Hakeem and Scottie Pippen and Houston Ben.

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Speaker 4: Does he have a point now?

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Speaker 1: Those guys were washed off that's lane. Those guys were

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Speaker 1: at the end of their careers.

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Speaker 5: Next, Turner returned to Indiana for the first time, he

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Speaker 5: got a chorus of booze. He said after the game,

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Speaker 5: it was disheartening, frustrating. You give ten years of your life,

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Speaker 5: your blood, your sweat, your tears. Yeah, good, Ben, question,

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Speaker 5: were the booze uncalled for?

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Speaker 1: Uh? No, list is Miles Turner deserved the booze. He

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Speaker 1: went to a division rival. He deserved the booze.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So when Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk

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Speaker 2: lineup in the nation. Catch all of our shows at

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Speaker 2: FSR to listen live.

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Speaker 5: It's now time for time for Horry Honey.

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Speaker 2: Wait ask Bed Twitter, send us your questions on Twitter.

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Speaker 1: Now, anyway, we go to ask Ben. Your questions are

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Speaker 1: answers for the rest of the hour. Over to the

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Speaker 1: coop for the reading of the questions on a pedestal.

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Speaker 4: All right, Ben, this question is from Gunner.

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Speaker 1: Let's be riveting. I'm sure it's a great question if

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Speaker 1: it came from Gunner.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's a question I believe we've had in the past,

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Speaker 5: but I don't know since we've had Lorena.

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Speaker 1: Or always new people.

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Speaker 4: That's true, that is true. The question is what is

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Speaker 4: your favorite soup?

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Speaker 1: So I'm a traditionalist with soup. I love chicken soup.

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Speaker 1: I love mazza ball soup. As an adult, my palate

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Speaker 1: I've added like a tomato bisk I like French onion,

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Speaker 1: big French onion. I would say French onions my number

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Speaker 1: two Matza ball because I grew up with that, and

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Speaker 1: then French onion. What about you, Lorena?

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Speaker 6: Ooh, it's so hard. I'm a soup girl. I love

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Speaker 6: soup a Tuscana. I love split pea soup.

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Speaker 1: But my Italian do you like Italian wedding singer soup?

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Speaker 1: Do you like that? No?

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Speaker 3: Not really?

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Speaker 6: But one of my favorite soups is like a good

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Speaker 6: creamy mushroom soup. Corn chowder. Oh stop.

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Speaker 5: Cool, I think I gotta go. Probably clam chowder is

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Speaker 5: my favorite all time. But French onions up there as well.

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Speaker 1: You didn't see chatta you.

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Speaker 4: Problem chotta chota chowder.

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Speaker 6: I do a little good lobster bisk too.

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Speaker 1: It's not Lops's lobsterock lapstack'. So a lot of T

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Speaker 1: shirts and those gift shops in Portland, Maine. They say lapstock.

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Speaker 1: All right, what's next? What do we have here?

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Speaker 5: A fird dog would like to know. Hi, Fergie, what

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Speaker 5: do you put on your hot dogs? Just mustard for me,

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Speaker 5: That's what ferd dog said.

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Speaker 1: Uh No. I when I go to Costco and I

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Speaker 1: get the Costco hot dog dollar fifty Costco hot dog

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Speaker 1: and drink, I will I will go mustard, ketchup mustard.

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Speaker 1: I'll do a little dot little dot dot dot dot

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Speaker 1: dot polka dot is what I do. So I have

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Speaker 1: both larena.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I get. I like a lot of flavor varieties.

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Speaker 6: So I'll actually split my hot dog in half. I'll

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Speaker 6: do mustard on one side and then on the other side,

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Speaker 6: I'll do ketchup in relish. Yeah, maybe I did across

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Speaker 6: the whole thing for.

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Speaker 1: Funion is not terrible cool.

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Speaker 4: I had a Costco hot dog for lunch yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Planes a lot congratulations.

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Speaker 4: What does that mean? Anyway?

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Speaker 5: I went with ketchup and mustard like you Ben back

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Speaker 5: when Costco still did the onions.

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Speaker 4: I did put onions on. There was I missed.

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Speaker 6: They don't have onions anymore, they do, not know.

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Speaker 1: Some locations do, but not really. Some locations yeah, not

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Speaker 1: here though, that's the problem. All right, what's next? We

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Speaker 1: go to the one Vancouver coop. They got everything at

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Speaker 1: the one in Vancouver. Okay, all right, I'm gonna move

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Speaker 1: to Vancouver just for the costco right across from the

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Speaker 1: NHL arena. There they have the greatest costco. What's next?

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Speaker 1: What do we have here?

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Speaker 5: Lady Sideburns wants Lady Sideburns. I think we've had this

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Speaker 5: discussion before. I don't know if it was on this

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Speaker 5: show or a different show, but I want to know.

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Speaker 5: When using a public toilet, do you line the seat

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Speaker 5: with toilet paper or is your ass making direct content

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Speaker 5: contact with the latrine?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I use two of those seat covers because one's not.

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Speaker 1: I have a big ass, so I use two of them.

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Speaker 1: So I go, I'm gonna I double up on that, Lorena.

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Speaker 6: I actually mount the toilet and.

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Speaker 1: Squat over.

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Speaker 3: It.

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Speaker 1: You're very athletic, Lorraina, You're much more athletic than me.

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Speaker 1: I tried that one time. It made for a great podcast.

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Speaker 1: It also made quite the best what about you coop?

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Speaker 1: Bare ass, bare ass?

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Speaker 4: I wipe it down first, and then I just said,

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Speaker 4: you know, you're an animal.

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Speaker 1: You're an animal. Go to some of those truck stops

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Speaker 1: in New Jersey. You see if you do that next?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, quickly, quick, all right, you are going to an

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Speaker 5: adult car You're invited to an adult costume party.

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Speaker 4: Mandatory to wear costume. What are you dressing up as?

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Speaker 1: Man? That's kind of an odd question. There's nothing better

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Speaker 1: than that. I dressed up as a cowboy. I had

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Speaker 1: to go to a party a couple of weeks ago

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Speaker 1: with there's a cowboy lorrain, A quick eys, A magical unicorn.

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Speaker 1: Cool an actor, please,