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Speaker 1: Back to the other show. Today is all about Tim Walls.
Speaker 3: But Donald Trump is still out on the campaign trail,
Speaker 3: and that means Jordan Klepper is too.
Speaker 1: Check it out.
Speaker 4: The last three weeks have been some of the most
Speaker 4: eventful and American political history. So I went to Harrisburg,
Speaker 4: PA to see how the Maga world is reflecting on
Speaker 4: these serious times. First, I want to know how they're
Speaker 4: coping with the loss of their favorite punching back.
Speaker 5: I've seen you many many times here on number rally we.
Speaker 1: Have eighty two.
Speaker 4: Are you sad about the shoe Biden chant being retired?
Speaker 1: I'm sad because of all I've invested in, all the
Speaker 1: sad time writing gear.
Speaker 5: How much Let's Go branded anti Joe Biden merch did
Speaker 5: you have?
Speaker 1: Oh? Thousands of?
Speaker 6: Is that right?
Speaker 1: Wow? I buy it at that Let's Go Brandon store
Speaker 1: in Thom's Reven, New Jersey.
Speaker 5: Did they have to rename that?
Speaker 1: I think they're gonna have to rename.
Speaker 4: How about one more for old time's sake, Joe and
Speaker 4: the Hoe. And now the name calling of Vice President
Speaker 4: Harris begins. If they could only decide how to mispronounce
Speaker 4: that name.
Speaker 5: I'm surprised Kamala even has a chance.
Speaker 2: No one likes Kamala, the want in and that's why
Speaker 2: I don't like to hear about the Kamala thing.
Speaker 5: Why do you say your name like that?
Speaker 1: How do you say it Kamala?
Speaker 5: It's Kamala, Kamala, Kamala O.
Speaker 1: Kamala, Kamala, Kamala.
Speaker 5: There you go. I appreciate that you're trying to say
Speaker 5: the name correctly.
Speaker 4: Yes, I actually I'm not, but I I indvertently, you know,
Speaker 4: I would you want to say it Kamala?
Speaker 1: It's the way Bush used to say Sadam? Who's sin Sadam?
Speaker 4: Did you work shopping elevating Kamala to Saddam Hussein levels?
Speaker 1: Kamala? Harris is a bigger threat.
Speaker 5: More anti American than Sadan.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, the most anti American candidate for president we
Speaker 1: ever had.
Speaker 4: I gotta tell you, if I ran into you three
Speaker 4: weeks ago, you might have said that about Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 5: Yet, do you think Kamala's qualified.
Speaker 1: To be president?
Speaker 2: Somebody that cackles all the time and laughs at everything
Speaker 2: under their son?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5: A woman experiencing joy and not your thing.
Speaker 6: She's useless.
Speaker 7: She's a backpedaling on all her previous comments.
Speaker 5: Is that your issue with her?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes?
Speaker 5: What do you like about JD.
Speaker 2: Vans? He's a man of the people.
Speaker 5: You'll stand up for Trump?
Speaker 4: Yeah, ant will stand up to the people who compare
Speaker 4: Donald Trump to Hitlo.
Speaker 5: What happens if those people are also JD. Vans?
Speaker 4: He has acquitted Donald Trump to Hitler, America's Hitler years
Speaker 4: ago he flipped off.
Speaker 6: People can change.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I still like parents.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 4: Apparently writing a book about your opioid addicted family makes
Speaker 4: you more qualified than any black woman could ever be.
Speaker 4: I heard she got up the ladder on her back, right,
Speaker 4: But millions of beautiful voted for Kamala Harris.
Speaker 5: Did she sleep with all of that? I just don't.
Speaker 5: I don't know. But how do you sleep your way
Speaker 5: to the top of elected positions?
Speaker 7: I don't know how she got to where she is,
Speaker 7: except if the word is DEI you know, what do
Speaker 7: you think of jd Vance? I thank you picked him
Speaker 7: for vote to the russ Belt. Diversity on the ticket,
Speaker 7: diversity on his ticket.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Over the years, the Maga crowd has faced a
Speaker 4: lot of criticism, but none more stinging than the line
Speaker 4: of attack started by Kamala's new VP candidate Tim Wallas.
Speaker 1: These guys are just weird. These are weird people.
Speaker 5: On the other side, Democrats are trying to call the
Speaker 5: Maga movement weird. What do you think of that one?
Speaker 5: It's I mean, it's I don't know what's weird about it.
Speaker 4: Is it fair though, to call the Maga movement and
Speaker 4: inherently an unserious movement?
Speaker 1: I mean I don't think so.
Speaker 4: Do you think the discourse has gotten to toridiculous?
Speaker 1: I think so?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, yeah, I just think something that from an
Speaker 4: outside perspective, it feels like you come to a manga
Speaker 4: event and there isn't a seriousness. It's not about people
Speaker 4: trying to fix America. It feels like a carnival.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Is that a fair critique?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, these are people who are genuinely care
Speaker 3: about the country.
Speaker 4: People come here, they want to talk politics, Yes, they
Speaker 4: want to talk about gods that they want to talk
Speaker 4: about rights.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: This isn't a freaking carnival. Yeah, it's not Halloween. We're
Speaker 4: not all a dressing it up like lunat tanks.
Speaker 5: It's a serious than here.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely you do know you're wearing that hat
Speaker 4: right now?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 7: Cool.
Speaker 4: The rally was just three weeks after a truly tragic
Speaker 4: day in US politics. The official story was that the
Speaker 4: assassination attempt was committed by a disturbed young man who
Speaker 4: was a registered Republican. But this crowd isn't always into
Speaker 4: official stories. I think people on both sides can agree
Speaker 4: that was a horrific moment in our history.
Speaker 5: It was looking back at it. Do you believe the
Speaker 5: things you hear?
Speaker 6: Oh no, I don't.
Speaker 5: I believe it's an inside job. The shooting was an
Speaker 5: inside job.
Speaker 1: A lot of things aren't add It's very strange. I
Speaker 1: think that was a playing job.
Speaker 2: Anybody with any common sense knows that was a playing
Speaker 2: job played by who.
Speaker 6: Good damns, the left, the deep state.
Speaker 1: Obama is involved in this.
Speaker 5: Do you think Obama set up the assassination attempt.
Speaker 1: I think he surely knew about it.
Speaker 6: It's the government, for sure.
Speaker 5: It's government. Think you think they would go through all
Speaker 5: of this.
Speaker 4: I mean when they really wanted to take out Trump,
Speaker 4: whul they just poison the big mac.
Speaker 6: It's a dance to FBI, the UH Special Service.
Speaker 4: Does it surprise you to hear that it was a
Speaker 4: disgruntled white guy, Republican gun nut.
Speaker 6: No, because you know what, would never know why he
Speaker 6: was picked.
Speaker 5: It's kind of the perfect cover.
Speaker 6: Exactly. They could have gotten a disquntled black guy and
Speaker 6: I'm not I no problem, And they could have gotten
Speaker 6: a disquntled black female. But no, they picked the disguntled.
Speaker 4: Discruntled white guy who's into guns out of Trump rally.
Speaker 1: Oh you go where? Yes?
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god, who who doesn't fit
Speaker 4: that profile?
Speaker 5: Exactly right?
Speaker 6: And just about the security and everything, this like something
Speaker 6: wasn't white there from it gets.
Speaker 4: Me, it's like this kid was able to get an
Speaker 4: AR fifteen that year. The hell yeah, it doesn't add up.
Speaker 4: And that adds up so cleanly. It feels too easy.
Speaker 6: Exactly, there's no paper. They can only go so far,
Speaker 6: and it's like a dead end.
Speaker 4: It's a situation where like you want to connect the
Speaker 4: two dots, but it's just much easier to go all
Speaker 4: the way around exactly exactly.
Speaker 6: Exactly this way.
Speaker 3: Kamala Harris held her first rally with her new vice
Speaker 3: presidential picked Tim Walls. Grace, Coole and Schmidt went down
Speaker 3: to check out the vibes.
Speaker 8: I'm here at Philadelphia, Kamala Harris's first joint rally with
Speaker 8: her newly minted VP pick, Tim Walls. Wow, this much
Speaker 8: excitement about the white guy. Think the last one dropped
Speaker 8: off the thicket. The party people are here to slay.
Speaker 8: Are these commalomaniacs ready to get Walls killed?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 8: How excited are you about Tim Walls? On a scale
Speaker 8: from Joe Biden is running for president to Joe Biden
Speaker 8: just dropped out?
Speaker 6: Completely excited, That's all I'll say.
Speaker 5: Mostly excited, like mostly really excited.
Speaker 8: So excited.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's awesome, We're pumped.
Speaker 7: You look really popped.
Speaker 8: The excitement is infectious. Even jd Vance's nemesis is here.
Speaker 6: I think we're all fill de fun. I don't know
Speaker 6: a whole lot about him, but I trust Kamala's instinct.
Speaker 8: These Democrats were still discovering their new candidate, so I
Speaker 8: wanted to bring them face to face with the man himself.
Speaker 8: All right, So curious, Tim, how do you feel looking
Speaker 8: at him for the first time? I like him.
Speaker 1: I like him.
Speaker 8: Oh shit, yeah, wait, my bad, Sorry, Tim Walls.
Speaker 5: I thought it looked like Kim Kaine.
Speaker 8: I got them confused. Sorry to execut every other white guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's a teacher.
Speaker 3: True.
Speaker 8: What is it that you love about Walls?
Speaker 5: Friendly dad, energy, friendly dad energy.
Speaker 8: That's very fun.
Speaker 6: He served this country in every way, so my capacities.
Speaker 8: But can he serve yes? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Who will make sure that he could serve? Right?
Speaker 8: So Tim has a lot of positives, but nobody wanted
Speaker 8: to name the albino elephant in the room that makes
Speaker 8: him such a political asset.
Speaker 1: He's well loved by his stake.
Speaker 7: And his name is two syllables, Tim Walls.
Speaker 1: And I think he'll he'll bring.
Speaker 3: The voters that she meets because we need somebody from
Speaker 3: the heartland.
Speaker 1: And he seems more relatable to average Joe.
Speaker 5: Veteran coach, teacher, gun owner, and.
Speaker 8: Nothing makes me more secure than a white guy with
Speaker 8: a gun.
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 7: He knows about hunting, farming, He knows those people.
Speaker 1: Those are his people.
Speaker 8: Those people, I know what you're talking about, Oh the Midwest?
Speaker 5: Are we allowed to say those people?
Speaker 8: After talking in circles for hours, somebody was finally ready
Speaker 8: to come out and say it.
Speaker 7: I mean she definitely did it.
Speaker 8: I hit it all one someone.
Speaker 6: Why.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's kind of like hello, like they run the
Speaker 8: world a little bit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 8: It's good to have a white guy back, isn't it.
Speaker 5: I mean, diversity is wonderful.
Speaker 6: We can make an exception in a way special white males.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you're right. How crazy is it that there hasn't
Speaker 8: been a special white male on the Democratic ticket for
Speaker 8: the last sixteen days, one hour, and fourteen minutes. So
Speaker 8: it wasn't hard for you to these past three weeks.
Speaker 8: You weren't kind of like, where am I going to
Speaker 8: have some representation around here?
Speaker 4: I feel represented right now.
Speaker 6: So that's what's up.
Speaker 8: Shout out ten giving white guys a whole new way
Speaker 8: to look at the world and understand that they haven't
Speaker 8: placed there. They can belong by having a black Asian
Speaker 8: woman as Democratic candidate.
Speaker 4: So I think it was necessary that we had a
Speaker 4: white man in a way.
Speaker 8: Was he kind of like a DEI hire.
Speaker 7: Oh absolutely.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 8: So we know Tim Walds is white, but is he
Speaker 8: white enough to win all nineteen electoral votes from Pennsylvania?
Speaker 8: Have you guy seen him play.
Speaker 5: A Hackey sack?
Speaker 8: Have you seen him out of Dave Matthews Man concert?
Speaker 8: Have you seen him meet yogurt? Have you seen him
Speaker 8: say I love yogurt, I love eating yogurt, and I'm
Speaker 8: a white guy. Have you seen him say that? Is
Speaker 8: he white enough?
Speaker 1: Who's close to Lily White? I think so?
Speaker 5: Do you think so?
Speaker 1: When it comes to white he's right.
Speaker 5: Gotcha, gotcha?
Speaker 6: Gotcha?
Speaker 8: Okay? Cool, Okay, So let's see some real American style
Speaker 8: diversity in action in Minnesota.
Speaker 3: We respect our neighbors and their personal choices that they make.
Speaker 5: There's a golden rule.
Speaker 1: Mind your own damn business.
Speaker 8: He's definitely white. It's clear that this ticket is already
Speaker 8: reaching across the aisle.
Speaker 7: Their platform speaks for us way more than the Republican platform.
Speaker 8: This might be a crazy question, but have you thought
Speaker 8: about just being Democrats?
Speaker 6: So I want more of everyone in American real life
Speaker 6: that not all Republicans are weird.
Speaker 7: I think that's really beautiful.
Speaker 8: Yes, changes in the air Republicans are getting less weird,
Speaker 8: and democrats are getting less normal, and some things are
Speaker 8: more of the same than ever. Let's lug in the
Speaker 8: camera together right now and say it, Hey, white guys,
Speaker 8: future's happening.
Speaker 7: Baby.
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