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Speaker 1: My husband and I found out our pregnant wife is

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Speaker 2: I'm very confused.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like a Minajatoia situation, and I'm here for it.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're about to find out.

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Speaker 1: Going to start off by saying, yes, we are a

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Speaker 1: polyamorous trias, Yo.

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Speaker 2: That's exciting.

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Speaker 3: We haven't had one of these, dude, I don't think,

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Speaker 3: or at least at least, it hasn't been like everyone's

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Speaker 3: uh consent ness is my wife with a name like ness?

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Speaker 1: Of course you gotta wife that up as much as

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Speaker 1: she is Elijah's wife, Okay, just as he is her

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Speaker 1: husband and mine equally.

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Speaker 2: All Right, I'm already confused, But here we go. Everyone's

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Speaker 2: married to each other, hear each other. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Elijah and I got married ten years ago, and we

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Speaker 1: both married Ness eight years ago. All three of us

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Speaker 1: have always wanted kids, which is part of why her

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Speaker 1: reaction is so confusing and upsetting to me.

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Speaker 3: It's confused, confusing, like this relationship which is so simple.

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Speaker 1: Which which is very simple, very straightforward. I found out

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Speaker 1: three weeks ago that I am pregnant, and Elijah was

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Speaker 1: with me when we found out. We were so excited,

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Speaker 1: so we went to build a bear and got some

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Speaker 1: cute little things to surprise Vanessa with when she got

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Speaker 1: home from work. So, you know, they're doing a cute

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Speaker 1: little like baby revial. Look at this, I'm pregnant with

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Speaker 1: your husband's child. Like that's yeah, that's what you want

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Speaker 1: to see.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: See, I feel like she's okay with having children as

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Speaker 3: long as it's her children.

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Speaker 1: Well, we're about we're about to see, aren't we. We

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Speaker 1: gave her all of it along with the pregnancy test.

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Speaker 1: We thought she'd be so excited because she seems to

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Speaker 2: Sounds like she's not jumping.

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Speaker 1: She ain't jumping, and she's always dreamed of being a mom.

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Speaker 1: But she gave a half hearted thanks, this is really

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Speaker 3: Yeah sick, bro, Yeah, sick sick pregnancy, dog pregnancy.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go into my room and play some video games.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Since then, she's been cold with me and short tempered.

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Speaker 1: We tried talking about it. And she's shrugging it off,

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Speaker 1: which is very unlike her, since she's always the first

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Speaker 1: She literally made a huge wooden key that hangs in

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Speaker 1: it for our wedding anniversary.

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Speaker 2: I love it. I love it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just like, I am very just interested in

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Speaker 3: this whole relationship.

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 2: It is an interesting dynamic. It is. It is.

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Speaker 1: We have a counselor that we will all see together

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Speaker 1: once in a while.

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Speaker 2: And he joins in sometimes, oh yeah, you.

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Speaker 1: Can counsel me, buddy, counsel my genitals. But but she's

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Speaker 1: even refusing to go see her. I am so stressed.

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Speaker 1: barely talks to me. And when she needed her oil change,

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Speaker 1: do it like we always have. I've tried baking her.

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Speaker 2: Favorite or something. Oh my god, she her oil change

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Speaker 2: and she went to do it somewhere else.

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Speaker 3: Good God God. I tried making her favorite cookies. She

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Speaker 3: won't eat him.

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Speaker 1: Our husband has tried to talk with her one on one,

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Speaker 2: She won't open up to him.

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Speaker 1: She's never cared about being quote unquote first with pregnancy,

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Speaker 1: So we don't think that that's it. Oh, definitely not.

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Speaker 2: That's absolutely not thinking that at all.

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Speaker 1: She's always said a blessing is a blessing, and it

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Speaker 2: So what do I do? I feel so lost and

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Speaker 3: I mean, they tried to talk to her, right, Okay,

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Speaker 3: First of all, I have no idea. I have no uh,

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Speaker 3: but for long term I have no idea. So this

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Speaker 2: Try to keep keep I don't know what else.

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Speaker 3: To say that they're like, yo, like tried talking again?

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think it's just a case of like she thought

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Speaker 2: You're like shit, Just like I'm confronted with three.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's like that you know that happened with

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Speaker 2: I don't know where do you go from there? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: it seems like like you know, which is totally fair,

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Speaker 2: She's probably dealing with a lot of emotions. Maybe they

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Speaker 3: I think I think you should introduce another partner into

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Speaker 3: there's an imbalance of men and women.

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Speaker 2: Yep. I think that's that.

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Speaker 3: Ship rope in another dude, and then then you got

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Speaker 1: And then she gets pregnant with that guy. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: then but a boom and that guy Elijah's father. Whoa, yep, whoa,

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Speaker 1: I just read it. Did the reddit start?

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Speaker 2: No, Elijah's Dad's still shooting.

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Speaker 1: Oh you rave, Uh, but you know where people are

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Speaker 3: Oh, they're shooting their stories on our slash Okop show.

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Speaker 3: So get a story that you want to shoot our

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Speaker 2: Right, this was not a listener right.

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Speaker 3: Well, we read those listener submissions. But right now, you

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Speaker 3: Come on, come in our separate and tallest sweet nothing's

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Speaker 3: just for them in are ear?

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Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, excuse me, sir, your son shot me?

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Speaker 2: Uh what? I love the excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Like, excuse me your son freaking shot me? Bro Oh man,

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I love the politeness.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know if the situation not the time.

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Speaker 1: This took place back in two thousand and eight ish.

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Speaker 1: In Iowa, quite a few state parks have shooting ranges

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that seems ripe for some injury. Also, have you

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Speaker 2: They're not gonna do it. They're just gonna look out

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Speaker 1: When I get to the shooting range, there's the usual

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Speaker 3: I don't know if that's good parenting. My guy, ten

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Speaker 1: He just shot him in this ten year old shot?

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Speaker 1: At this point, other people on the range have started

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Speaker 1: Now. Eventually the ranger gets there and everyone starts yelling

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Speaker 1: They summoned an ambulance and then they look me over.

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