WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Strawberry Blowout 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.000 Hey, welcome to it. It's Monday, and we've got a 0:00:02.000 --> 0:00:03.080 brand new episode for you. 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:06.720 Yeah, we're glad to treat you that way and today. 0:00:07.000 --> 0:00:09.400 You know, typically we do comments from Alexis because she 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:12.559 gathers them all from our podcast page, but we also 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.120 have a textboard. Yeah, dude, you can reach us in 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:18.000 so many ways. You can text into the show seven eight, 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:21.640 five nine two. Now there's one caveat on this. We 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:25.400 can read international text, but we can't respond. Yeah. I 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:29.120 always type out the whole message that I click said 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:33.200 it if I can't, so we. 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:35.199 Do read them. If you don't get a response to us, 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:36.160 we apologize. 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:38.879 But we have one today about our second date and 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:39.920 Jose what does it say? 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:43.159 Yeah, it says thank you, Brooke, I didn't need strawberry 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:46.360 blowout in my Monday imagery. 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:51.279 About what fun you have ahead? Oh yeah, let's get 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:53.800 your new episode started right now, Brooke and Jeffrey in 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:55.720 the morning. Second date updates. 0:00:56.920 --> 0:01:00.240 We've talked before about how farmers' markets can be fun 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:04.760 dates because you get to walk around, browse the produce, 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:08.920 maybe show your sensual side and gently squeeze and heirloom tomato. 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:12.280 Ah, don't squeeze too hard job? 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:14.559 Why was that sexual? Clicking your cards? 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:14.800 Red? 0:01:14.840 --> 0:01:17.280 That could be you wait, but I don't want to 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:20.880 be How do you level that up even farther? Why 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:26.320 not take your date to an entire food themed festival? Yeah, 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:29.040 just saying like, just saying that sounds like it could 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:32.000 be a guaranteed lock for another hangout because you guys 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:35.080 won't fight about where you want to eat. But for 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:38.319 some reason that isn't happening for our listener, Clark, so 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:42.759 he's requested some help today. Clark, Welcome to the show Man. 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:44.640 Hey, thanks for having me on. 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:47.840 I'm excited to hear about this food experience. Is it 0:01:47.880 --> 0:01:48.720 like food trucks? 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:49.840 What are we working with here? 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:56.360 Oh? We went to the Strawberry Festival. 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:59.960 Oh okay, I don't just set it up wrong again, 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:04.040 like a Boysonberry festival or something like that. 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:07.480 It is like jumpy houses and one grandma selling some stuff. 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:09.919 I don't know, maybe his was a different experience. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:12.440 Okay, sorry for all the hate that you got immediately 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:18.239 on your date idea there Italy Okay, yeah, not high 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:20.239 budget enough for this group. 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:23.639 But I feel like I've maybe learned the issue already. 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:28.160 Well, it's just it's not hot. I'll say that it's cute. 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:30.840 You can't say that when you don't know anything about 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:32.760 what happened on the date. I don't think that's a 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:35.720 fair thing. What about the name of the woman that 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:39.519 you went with? I went with easy Brook doesn't like 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:40.000 that either. 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:44.560 He sounds fun. I assume you guys met on a 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:45.200 dating app. 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:48.480 Yeah, so we met on the apps, and I mean, 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:51.280 her picture struck me as somebody is really kind and 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:53.960 I'm going, of course, beautiful, but I don't know. I 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.160 just you know, got the jive from her and I thought, hey, 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:57.200 I'm gonna message her. 0:02:57.320 --> 0:02:59.760 Okay, so clearly it's photoshopped, but yeah, that's good. 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:03.799 You can't photoshop kindness, Jeff, Okay, that's a different type 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:04.120 of trade. 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:08.840 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I stigured it out. Okay, So 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:11.079 let's get to what you guys did on your date 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:12.480 at the Strawberry Fest. 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:15.040 Yeah, so we wanted to go to have the world 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:16.799 famous strawberry shortcake. 0:03:18.360 --> 0:03:19.079 That's nice. 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:22.400 And here's the thing, Like the line was huge, but 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:23.919 it wasn't so bad because you know, it was a 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:26.360 nice day. We could talk and start to get to 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:28.960 know each other, and then the day just starts to 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:31.160 get weird because we get to the front of the 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:33.480 line and the girl says, I'm sorry, we ran out 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:35.040 of strawberries. 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:37.880 And I'm like, what at the strawberry. 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:41.440 Strawberries at a strawberry festival. 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:46.200 Well, they're so popular, the shortcakes are so such high demand. 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:48.280 I mean, obviously everyone in the world knows about. 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:52.520 Him globally well known. What'd you do? 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:54.880 But so it turns out she's like, look, I just 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:57.000 need like a half hour to prepare some more. So 0:03:57.640 --> 0:04:00.600 we killed some time. We come back to the front 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:03.880 of the line again and she's like, hey, I'm all set, 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:06.760 but it's okay if yours doesn't have whipped cream because 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:08.640 I ran out of that day. 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:11.360 I'll be sympathetic. 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.640 I'm sure this poor worker is like having. 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:17.839 The business er store and buy someone the only one 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:22.320 there is, like it's a massive attraction at this stupid festival, 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:23.279 or it happened. 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:26.560 In someone's backyard and it was like their little personal guardene. 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:30.039 I'm sorry. The thing I hate most in the world 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:33.800 is waiting in line. So where are your guys? 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:38.520 Is like patience level right now because you're hungry, angry. 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:40.760 Well, yeah, so here's the thing I knew if he 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:43.200 was hungry. I didn't want to make a scene in 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:45.880 front of her. But I'm like, dude, this was the 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:49.200 whole reason you come here. So I asked for a discount. 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:51.480 I'm like, if I'm not getting the full dessert, then 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:53.920 give me a discount, give me a reduced price. 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:57.640 It's like, what's wrong with that, brooke? 0:04:57.880 --> 0:05:00.240 Well, it's like if you're with somebody, you know, I 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:00.680 get it. 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:03.080 But also now we're arguing with the worker because you're 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:04.320 also upset, Clark. 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:07.039 Did you argue with the strawberry lady? Oh? 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:09.760 No, no, But I was like, hey, you know we've 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:12.520 had to come back twice. This isn't the product you're selling. 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:14.080 Can you give us a reduced price? 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:17.159 And okay, did you get what you wanted? Because that 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:18.120 may be a victory. 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:20.479 No. In the end, I just kind of gave up 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:22.200 and I was like, all right, whatever. So we go 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:25.760 to a picnic table, We eat our dessert. We start 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:28.760 talking more than about our favorite desserts. 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:31.120 Which it is probably not the one sitting in front 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:31.320 of you. 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:33.960 The dry strawberry pound cake. 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:37.400 I'll wait for it. Hers is BlackBerry cobbler. Of course, 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:40.560 mine is strawberry shortcake with freaking whip cream. 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:45.920 Yeah, okay, okay, so the frustration might be starting to show, 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:47.880 even if you're trying to hide it totally. 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:49.800 It's like, you guys have covered this eight times in 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:51.440 the line while you're waiting there as well. 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:54.000 Yeah. I mean, look, I'm making a bigger deal out 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:56.120 of it than it really was. Like I was frustrated, 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:58.279 but I knew I was on a date, so you know, 0:05:58.360 --> 0:05:59.039 I kept my cool. 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:03.240 Okay, well after the nuclear strawberry blowout? How did the 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:03.840 date end? 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:06.159 Glad we're not over dramatizing either. 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:08.800 Yeah. Yeah, I mean we walk around some more, saw 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:12.440 some live music. There was a jam judging contest. You 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:15.520 know that was kind of fun jamboree if you will. 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:19.520 Oh, they should have you on the PR team for 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:26.920 the Strawberry and I would have been jamming. Okay, okaye, 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:27.600 what was that? 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:28.039 Mark? 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:30.520 I mean, they're doing puns, jam puns right now? What 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:31.520 were you saying? 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:34.480 Yeah? So eventually she's like, hey, I'm having a good 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:37.600 time that I should probably start heading home, And I said, oh, 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:41.000 you know, we haven't seen the cutest straw baby contest yet. 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:42.880 People dressed their kids up. 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:45.039 Oh that's amazing. 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:47.880 But look, I walked her to her car. We had 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:50.080 a hug. It was nice. I haven't heard back from 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:50.440 her since. 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:53.360 Okay, how long has it been since you last had 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:54.440 contact with Izzy? 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:58.240 Oh it's been like a couple of weeks. That's a 0:06:58.240 --> 0:06:58.680 long time. 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:00.960 What do you think what's going on? 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:04.840 I mean between the strawberry blowout and her being like, okay, 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.800 I should probably go home now, Like I actually, I'm 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:09.080 not really sure what happened. 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:15.560 His frustration may have come out a little bit too much, 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:18.400 like I'm about to have a strawberry blowout. Let's go 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:21.800 blow up. Okay, we'll blow up her phone when we 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:24.680 come back and try and get you your second date 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:26.640 update right after this hold. 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:29.800 On Man Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date updates. 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:36.800 Imagine a karaoke night with no microphone, a roller coaster 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:37.880 with no drops. 0:07:37.920 --> 0:07:39.160 Oh I see. 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:43.280 It's amazing how taking away one little thing can completely 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:47.640 ruin the entire concept of a fun activity. And that's 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:50.240 what happened to our listener Clark on his first date 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:53.600 at the Strawberry Festival, when he was served a strawberry 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:55.880 shortcake with no whipped cream. 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:59.600 After waiting, wait, after waiting, how long in line Clark? 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:02.520 Oh, man, I don't even know. It was way beyond 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:05.080 a half hour forty five minutes. Maybe because we had 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:06.360 to wait in line twice. 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:09.000 Yes, first when they ran out of strawberries, then when 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:11.560 they had no whipped cream. So he tried not to 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:13.520 make a big deal out of it, other than haggling 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:17.000 over the price, but that didn't work. Yeah, so now 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:19.400 he's not getting a call back, which begs the question. 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:24.080 Was Clark's big public strawberry blowout too big of a 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:25.200 turn off for Easy? 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:28.480 I will say, when I'm anticipating something so much and 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:30.160 I wait for it for so long, and then I 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:32.800 get it and I'm disappointed, I can't let it go, 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:36.079 like stop complaining. 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:36.959 Yeah, we get it. 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.480 Well, I know Clark has been anticipating this phone call 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:41.280 we're about to make for quite a while. 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:42.880 So that's gonna be a disappointment too. 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:46.400 Well, let's not jump there. We'll see what the real 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:48.280 issue is. Hopefully she picks up the phone. I'm a 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:58.920 dollar number right now here we go. Hello, Hey, we're 0:08:58.920 --> 0:08:59.840 looking to speak with Easy. 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:02.440 This is Hey? 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:02.640 Is he? 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:06.120 This is a radio show we're on in the mornings 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:08.079 called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. He is he 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:09.880 we did there with the name. What if we were 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:11.560 Brook and Jeffrey at night but we're on in the morning, 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:14.719 that'd be confusing, crazy, Okay. 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:17.840 I know, not a very funny show. 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:21.520 Not yet it happens, Yeah, Brook, save us, go for it. 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:22.920 Just tell her we're calling please. 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:25.560 Okay, Well, we're calling because this is a segment we do. 0:09:25.640 --> 0:09:29.600 It's called second Date Update and oh lord, yeah, I 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:32.200 know it wasn't my first choice for a career, but 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:35.440 here I am. So the reason that we're calling you 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:37.640 is because apparently you met up with a guy named 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:39.880 Clark two weeks ago. 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:45.800 Okay, okay, Okay, what am I supposed to say? 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:48.160 Well, is it just you're not calling him back because 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:50.280 you're so busy and you meant to and you can't 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:51.120 wait to see him again. 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:57.120 We just we just want to know what it was like, 0:09:57.360 --> 0:09:59.640 because he did tell us about the date a little bit, 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.040 and men to a few fun things that you did together, 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:04.960 also a few frustrating things that may have happened, at 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:06.840 least for him. 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:09.840 Okay, like the strawberry shortcake place that ran out of 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:11.240 basically the whole thing. 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:15.240 Exactly, how was standing in line for you. 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:18.559 I mean, the whole thing was ridiculous. You know, it 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:22.080 was just like it was a strawberry festival. How do 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:22.839 you mess that up? 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:25.720 Yeah, we understood that. But one of the things that 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:28.560 he mentioned that I thought was kind of interesting is 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:31.920 he said he attempted to haggle with the lady over 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:35.080 the price of the shortcake with no whip cream. And 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:37.680 we weren't sure if that experience may have been a 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:39.720 turn off for you or how you felt about that. 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:42.360 Yeah, I mean he should have, like I agreed, like 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:45.080 he should have. That was ridiculous. They should be giving 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:48.800 it discount. There's no whipped cream, like what okay? 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:50.440 And the fact that the girls selling it was six 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:51.959 years old, that didn't make a difference. 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:56.000 I mean, what a bummer for him though, right, Like 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:57.640 he wants to take you here or he wants to 0:10:57.640 --> 0:11:00.520 show you something cool, have this experience, and the whole 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:04.520 thing is just deflated by their lack of preparation. 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:07.680 Yeah, I mean, whatever, it didn't ruin the whole day. 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:10.880 You know, it's being fine eating. 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:12.880 So I guess we're kind of in the dark here 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:16.000 about why exactly you're not reaching out to him. 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:18.760 I mean, I'm just kind of pretty sure he's dealing 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:23.080 with like a situationship or something like you're another girl 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:25.880 that he might be dating, or like maybe some fact situation. 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:29.080 Why would you say that? 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:30.720 Did you think one of the babies at the straw 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:32.080 Baby festival. 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:37.040 That's why he wanted to see No. 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:39.880 No, it was there was text messages that kept coming 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:42.000 up on his phone like the entire day, and it 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:45.680 was like some girl named Ginger. Like one time he 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:48.880 was grabbing napkins and I could see the message like 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:52.120 clearly wrote Ginger needs you, and then like he looked 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:53.920 at it, he rolled his eyes, and I don't know. 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:55.800 I was just kind of even like, I know it's 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:58.080 not his sister, because he had mentioned that he was 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:01.520 an only child, right, So I'm just I don't know. 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:04.040 I'm not looking to get involved in drama, especially if 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:05.480 there's like another woman involved. 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:07.520 Okay, the drama was too much for you. 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:09.760 I mean, I think that's just a simple question to 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:12.240 him talking a first date. 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:16.319 He cares, it's not overly sexual. It's a simple question 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:19.080 that we could ask him right now. Actually, because you 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:21.000 don't know this, but Clark's been on the other line 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:24.319 listening to this call waiting to talk to you. Oh fun, 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:27.839 I believe that, Clark. 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:31.319 Are you there? Yeah? I mean, come on, this is crazy, 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:33.840 so literally, that's the reason you're not calling back. 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:38.960 Maybe start with the high Clark, don't He didn't say 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:44.600 she's great, he said this is crazyated, Well. 0:12:44.480 --> 0:12:45.920 I mean, why didn't you just ask me? 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:51.559 I just don't want to get involved, honestly, get involved. 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:55.559 With who like my roomba? 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:56.880 What is that a joke? 0:12:58.240 --> 0:13:02.200 So Ginger is the name I gave my roomba? 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:03.680 No? 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:04.320 What? 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:07.040 I so honestly believe. 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:08.120 That, Clark explain. 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:11.680 So, look, when you buy a new roomba, you name 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:14.199 it and it can text you updates on what it's doing. 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:17.240 I mean, we named ours Alice cars. 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:21.439 That's not believable. And it's like, honestly, if you're really 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:23.520 sticking with that story, like, I don't know, maybe I 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:27.600 should talk to her in your number? 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:29.760 What you want Ginger's number? 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:34.000 Ye o, fine, I mean it's not how it works. 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:35.840 You actually have to be in the same room and 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:36.600 sync with her. 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:39.439 Oh I see, so you're trying to get me back 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:42.560 to your place so that I can sing when you're vas. 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:43.640 I don't know. 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:49.080 Next thing, you know, my talk comes off. 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:52.720 What is happening is are. 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:56.199 All like you'll want one thing, We'll make up anything 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:58.480 to get a girl, like a roomba. Like this is 0:13:58.520 --> 0:13:59.679 on another level. 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:01.000 Okay, why do. 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:03.160 I see like a guy has asked you to sink 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:04.800 with his appliances before. 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:06.240 You need to take a deep breath. 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:08.280 I think that he might be telling the truth and 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:09.600 you might have a clean house. 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:14.240 Yes, okay, so while we're on a first date looking 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:16.520 at your phone, you're chatting in your vacuum and that 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:18.840 was like more. 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:22.520 What happened was is she got stuck and needed my help. Basically, 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:23.200 she needed help. 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:26.840 Kids your priorities, right, So like if I'm believing your 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:30.880 story that like your vacuum cleaner was texting you, it's like, okay, 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:34.000 your vacuum cleaner at first, then the whip cream a second, 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:36.280 and then me bird in terms of priority. 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:39.360 Oh wow, wow, I don't know how we got to 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:40.960 this point. 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:43.800 I mean when you put it like that, I guess 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:46.200 that seems like it was true. But look, we were 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:48.840 just hanging out. We're not in a relationship or anything. 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:54.000 I don't think your room is kicking priority over me. 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:57.880 So now, now you first he was lying and it 0:14:57.920 --> 0:14:58.440 was a woman. 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:01.080 He was trying to get you to take your top off, 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:03.720 and now you're still mad even when you believe it's 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:04.800 a vacuum. 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:07.480 Either way, it doesn't work for me right, Like if 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:10.720 it's a rumba, then like, why is he spending all 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:13.480 of the time on the date like talking to this roomba. 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:16.520 Yeah, it just feels like maybe you're finding a reason 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:18.120 to be mad about the situation. 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:22.680 No matter what, unless he was flirtatiously talking to you 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:25.400 get the rumba to take its top of Clark, I 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:28.560 don't think you meant to say that your vacuum cleaner 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:32.240 was the top priority that night, like more important connecting 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:32.680 with Izzy. 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:36.000 I mean, look, my vacuum cleaner was stuck in my 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:39.000 living room. She was alerting me. I'm not. 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:43.800 I wish that Ginger was like a true real woman 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:46.600 because it's less pathetic than a man dealing with his 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:47.520 vacuum cleaner. 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:52.840 I think it's jealous she doesn't have a room bus. 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:58.320 That was a low bloody You are the master of 0:15:58.400 --> 0:15:59.280 spin on this one. 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:01.480 I mean, I think I think at this point I 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:04.640 need to ask Clark, would you like to go out 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:08.800 with Izzy or your vacuum cleaner, Ginger either one we 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:09.880 would pay for that date. 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:13.160 I mean, honestly, this thing has fallen so far off 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:16.000 the rails. I think I'm good. I almost regret calling. 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:17.240 You have some closure. 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:19.960 You're turning down Isy and Ginger at the same time, 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:21.200 you don't want to date either of them. 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:24.200 Correct, Yeah, I think we're good here. 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:26.840 Okay, Well, I think this brings up a good point. 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:28.960 We should all name our vacuums only male names. 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:29.440 Yeah. 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:34.280 Yeah, like Gus would not have gotten you in trouble exactly. 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:36.640 I don't know. 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:39.480 Oh yeah, why am I still on the phone. 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:41.360 No, maybe you're stuck in a corner too in his 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:41.840 living room? 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:42.560 Is he? 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:42.800 You know what? 0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:44.560 I agree with you. You're good to go. You can hang 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:45.280 up if you want to. 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:47.000 Buy. 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:53.800 She doesn't like you, Clark, I'm sorry that went the 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:54.320 way it went. 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:57.280 Thank Yeah, I was not expecting that. 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:00.720 None of us were. But it's a good lesson there 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:02.800 that whenever you go out with somebody, you need to 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:05.280 mute Ginger so that she can't reach you, or. 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:06.960 Just don't run her while you're on a date. 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:09.800 Oh so now you want me to be controlling? Okay, 0:17:09.840 --> 0:17:12.440 I see how over your appliances. 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:14.159 Yeah, maybe E're more. 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:14.960 Like Izzy than we thought. 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:19.000 Okay, my dishwasher text me, I need to get that. 0:17:19.440 --> 0:17:20.720 What is in the water right now? 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:21.560 What's going on? 0:17:23.320 --> 0:17:27.320 Brook and Jeffrey in the morning text to seventy five 0:17:27.440 --> 0:17:29.800 nine to two says, did jeff really just ask a 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:32.040 guy if you wanted a date with his vacuum cleaner? 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:34.879 That's where we're at the show? Huh. 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:37.360 It looks to be fair. It seems like Ginger's been 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:40.320 through a lot. She's probably the hardest worker out of 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:42.240 the three of them, and she deserves a night out 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:44.760 at Applebee's. Maybe she could suck down some riblets. 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:46.000 Dude, I wouldn't though. 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:48.360 I think those vacuum cleaners are way too high may 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:50.240 and also really needy. 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:51.800 They're very attention needy. 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:54.520 They can't just do the job without literally every five 0:17:54.560 --> 0:17:57.040 minutes having to be to whether or not they were 0:17:57.080 --> 0:17:57.800 doing a good job. 0:17:57.840 --> 0:17:58.840 They drive me nuts. 0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:02.240 I don't have one. So does it tell you like 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:04.720