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Speaker 1: brand new episode for you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're glad to treat you that way and today.

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Speaker 2: You know, typically we do comments from Alexis because she

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Speaker 2: gathers them all from our podcast page, but we also

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Speaker 1: Do read them. If you don't get a response to us,

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Speaker 1: we apologize.

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Speaker 2: But we have one today about our second date and

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Speaker 2: Jose what does it say?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it says thank you, Brooke, I didn't need strawberry

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Speaker 3: blowout in my Monday imagery.

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Speaker 1: About what fun you have ahead? Oh yeah, let's get

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Speaker 1: your new episode started right now, Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning. Second date updates.

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Speaker 3: We've talked before about how farmers' markets can be fun

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Speaker 3: dates because you get to walk around, browse the produce,

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Speaker 3: maybe show your sensual side and gently squeeze and heirloom tomato.

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Speaker 4: Ah, don't squeeze too hard job?

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Speaker 3: Why was that sexual? Clicking your cards?

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Speaker 5: Red?

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Speaker 3: That could be you wait, but I don't want to

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Speaker 3: be How do you level that up even farther? Why

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Speaker 3: not take your date to an entire food themed festival? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: just saying like, just saying that sounds like it could

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Speaker 3: be a guaranteed lock for another hangout because you guys

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Speaker 3: won't fight about where you want to eat. But for

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Speaker 3: some reason that isn't happening for our listener, Clark, so

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Speaker 3: he's requested some help today. Clark, Welcome to the show Man.

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Speaker 5: Hey, thanks for having me on.

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Speaker 2: I'm excited to hear about this food experience. Is it

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Speaker 2: like food trucks?

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Speaker 1: What are we working with here?

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Speaker 5: Oh? We went to the Strawberry Festival.

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Speaker 6: Oh okay, I don't just set it up wrong again,

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Speaker 6: like a Boysonberry festival or something like that.

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Speaker 2: It is like jumpy houses and one grandma selling some stuff.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe his was a different experience.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sorry for all the hate that you got immediately

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Speaker 3: on your date idea there Italy Okay, yeah, not high

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Speaker 3: budget enough for this group.

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Speaker 5: But I feel like I've maybe learned the issue already.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's just it's not hot. I'll say that it's cute.

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Speaker 3: You can't say that when you don't know anything about

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Speaker 3: what happened on the date. I don't think that's a

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Speaker 3: fair thing. What about the name of the woman that

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Speaker 3: you went with? I went with easy Brook doesn't like

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Speaker 1: He sounds fun. I assume you guys met on a

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so we met on the apps, and I mean,

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Speaker 5: her picture struck me as somebody is really kind and

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Speaker 5: I'm going, of course, beautiful, but I don't know. I

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Speaker 5: just you know, got the jive from her and I thought, hey,

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Speaker 3: Okay, so clearly it's photoshopped, but yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 2: You can't photoshop kindness, Jeff, Okay, that's a different type

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I stigured it out. Okay, So

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Speaker 3: let's get to what you guys did on your date

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Speaker 3: at the Strawberry Fest.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so we wanted to go to have the world

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Speaker 5: famous strawberry shortcake.

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Speaker 5: And here's the thing, Like the line was huge, but

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, what at the strawberry.

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Speaker 5: Strawberries at a strawberry festival.

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Speaker 3: Well, they're so popular, the shortcakes are so such high demand.

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Speaker 1: I mean, obviously everyone in the world knows about.

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Speaker 5: But so it turns out she's like, look, I just

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Speaker 3: I'll be sympathetic.

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Speaker 3: In someone's backyard and it was like their little personal guardene.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. The thing I hate most in the world

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Speaker 2: Is like patience level right now because you're hungry, angry.

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, so here's the thing I knew if he

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Speaker 5: whole reason you come here. So I asked for a discount.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, if I'm not getting the full dessert, then

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Speaker 3: It's like, what's wrong with that, brooke?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's like if you're with somebody, you know, I

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Speaker 2: But also now we're arguing with the worker because you're

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Speaker 3: Did you argue with the strawberry lady? Oh?

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Speaker 5: No, no, But I was like, hey, you know we've

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Speaker 5: had to come back twice. This isn't the product you're selling.

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Speaker 5: Can you give us a reduced price?

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Speaker 1: And okay, did you get what you wanted? Because that

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Speaker 5: No. In the end, I just kind of gave up

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Speaker 5: and I was like, all right, whatever. So we go

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Speaker 1: Which it is probably not the one sitting in front

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Speaker 3: The dry strawberry pound cake.

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Speaker 5: I'll wait for it. Hers is BlackBerry cobbler. Of course,

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Speaker 5: mine is strawberry shortcake with freaking whip cream.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, so the frustration might be starting to show,

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Speaker 2: It's like, you guys have covered this eight times in

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Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean, look, I'm making a bigger deal out

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Speaker 5: I kept my cool.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well after the nuclear strawberry blowout? How did the

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Speaker 1: Glad we're not over dramatizing either.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, I mean we walk around some more, saw

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Speaker 3: Oh, they should have you on the PR team for

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Speaker 3: the Strawberry and I would have been jamming. Okay, okaye,

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Speaker 3: what was that?

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Speaker 1: I mean, they're doing puns, jam puns right now? What

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Speaker 5: Yeah? So eventually she's like, hey, I'm having a good

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Speaker 5: time that I should probably start heading home, And I said, oh,

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Speaker 5: you know, we haven't seen the cutest straw baby contest yet.

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Speaker 5: People dressed their kids up.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's amazing.

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Speaker 5: But look, I walked her to her car. We had

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Speaker 3: Okay, how long has it been since you last had

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Speaker 5: Oh it's been like a couple of weeks. That's a

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Speaker 5: I mean between the strawberry blowout and her being like, okay,

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Speaker 3: His frustration may have come out a little bit too much,

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Speaker 3: like I'm about to have a strawberry blowout. Let's go

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Speaker 3: blow up. Okay, we'll blow up her phone when we

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Speaker 3: come back and try and get you your second date

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Speaker 2: On Man Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date updates.

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Speaker 3: Imagine a karaoke night with no microphone, a roller coaster

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Speaker 3: with no drops.

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Speaker 1: Oh I see.

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Speaker 3: It's amazing how taking away one little thing can completely

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Speaker 3: what happened to our listener Clark on his first date

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Speaker 3: at the Strawberry Festival, when he was served a strawberry

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Speaker 1: After waiting, wait, after waiting, how long in line Clark?

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Speaker 5: Oh, man, I don't even know. It was way beyond

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Speaker 3: Yes, first when they ran out of strawberries, then when

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Speaker 3: Was Clark's big public strawberry blowout too big of a

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Speaker 2: I will say, when I'm anticipating something so much and

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Speaker 2: like stop complaining.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we get it.

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Speaker 3: Well, I know Clark has been anticipating this phone call

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Speaker 3: we're about to make for quite a while.

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Speaker 1: So that's gonna be a disappointment too.

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Speaker 3: Well, let's not jump there. We'll see what the real

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Speaker 3: dollar number right now here we go. Hello, Hey, we're

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Speaker 3: looking to speak with Easy.

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Speaker 7: This is Hey?

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Speaker 6: Is he?

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Speaker 3: This is a radio show we're on in the mornings

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Speaker 3: called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. He is he

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Speaker 3: we did there with the name. What if we were

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey at night but we're on in the morning,

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Speaker 3: that'd be confusing, crazy, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I know, not a very funny show.

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Speaker 3: Not yet it happens, Yeah, Brook, save us, go for it.

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Speaker 1: Just tell her we're calling please.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, we're calling because this is a segment we do.

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Speaker 3: It's called second Date Update and oh lord, yeah, I

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Speaker 3: know it wasn't my first choice for a career, but

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Speaker 3: here I am. So the reason that we're calling you

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Speaker 3: is because apparently you met up with a guy named

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Speaker 3: Clark two weeks ago.

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Speaker 7: Okay, okay, Okay, what am I supposed to say?

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Speaker 2: Well, is it just you're not calling him back because

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Speaker 3: We just we just want to know what it was like,

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Speaker 3: because he did tell us about the date a little bit,

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Speaker 3: and men to a few fun things that you did together,

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Speaker 3: also a few frustrating things that may have happened, at

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Speaker 3: least for him.

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Speaker 7: Okay, like the strawberry shortcake place that ran out of

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Speaker 7: basically the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, how was standing in line for you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, whatever, it didn't ruin the whole day.

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Speaker 7: I mean, I'm just kind of pretty sure he's dealing

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Speaker 3: Why would you say that?

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Speaker 1: Did you think one of the babies at the straw

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Speaker 7: No, it was there was text messages that kept coming

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Speaker 7: I was just kind of even like, I know it's

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Speaker 7: I'm not looking to get involved in drama, especially if

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Speaker 3: Okay, the drama was too much for you.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think that's just a simple question to

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Speaker 3: He cares, it's not overly sexual. It's a simple question

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Speaker 3: that we could ask him right now. Actually, because you

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Speaker 3: I believe that, Clark.

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Speaker 5: Are you there? Yeah? I mean, come on, this is crazy,

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Speaker 5: so literally, that's the reason you're not calling back.

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Speaker 4: Maybe start with the high Clark, don't He didn't say

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Speaker 4: she's great, he said this is crazyated, Well.

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Speaker 5: I mean, why didn't you just ask me?

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Speaker 7: I just don't want to get involved, honestly, get involved.

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Speaker 5: With who like my roomba?

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Speaker 1: What is that a joke?

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Speaker 5: So Ginger is the name I gave my roomba?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 7: I so honestly believe.

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Speaker 3: That, Clark explain.

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Speaker 5: So, look, when you buy a new roomba, you name

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Speaker 1: I mean, we named ours Alice cars.

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Speaker 7: That's not believable. And it's like, honestly, if you're really

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Speaker 3: What you want Ginger's number?

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Speaker 5: Ye o, fine, I mean it's not how it works.

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Speaker 5: You actually have to be in the same room and

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Speaker 7: Oh I see, so you're trying to get me back

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Speaker 7: to your place so that I can sing when you're vas.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: Next thing, you know, my talk comes off.

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Speaker 1: What is happening is are.

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Speaker 7: All like you'll want one thing, We'll make up anything

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Speaker 7: on another level.

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Speaker 5: Okay, why do.

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Speaker 3: I see like a guy has asked you to sink

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Speaker 1: You need to take a deep breath.

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Speaker 2: I think that he might be telling the truth and

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Speaker 7: Yes, okay, so while we're on a first date looking

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Speaker 5: What happened was is she got stuck and needed my help. Basically,

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Speaker 7: Kids your priorities, right, So like if I'm believing your

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Speaker 7: story that like your vacuum cleaner was texting you, it's like, okay,

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Speaker 7: your vacuum cleaner at first, then the whip cream a second,

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, wow, I don't know how we got to

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Speaker 5: I mean when you put it like that, I guess

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Speaker 7: I don't think your room is kicking priority over me.

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Speaker 1: So now, now you first he was lying and it

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Speaker 2: He was trying to get you to take your top off,

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Speaker 2: and now you're still mad even when you believe it's

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Speaker 7: Either way, it doesn't work for me right, Like if

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it just feels like maybe you're finding a reason

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Speaker 3: No matter what, unless he was flirtatiously talking to you

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Speaker 3: get the rumba to take its top of Clark, I

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Speaker 3: don't think you meant to say that your vacuum cleaner

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Speaker 5: I mean, look, my vacuum cleaner was stuck in my

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Speaker 7: I wish that Ginger was like a true real woman

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Speaker 7: because it's less pathetic than a man dealing with his

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Speaker 1: I think it's jealous she doesn't have a room bus.

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Speaker 2: That was a low bloody You are the master of

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Speaker 3: I mean, I think I think at this point I

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Speaker 3: need to ask Clark, would you like to go out

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Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, this thing has fallen so far off

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Speaker 1: You have some closure.

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Speaker 3: You're turning down Isy and Ginger at the same time,

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Speaker 3: you don't want to date either of them.

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Speaker 5: Correct, Yeah, I think we're good here.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I think this brings up a good point.

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Speaker 1: We should all name our vacuums only male names.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like Gus would not have gotten you in trouble exactly.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, why am I still on the phone.

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Speaker 1: No, maybe you're stuck in a corner too in his

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Speaker 6: Is he?

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Speaker 7: You know what?

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Speaker 3: I agree with you. You're good to go. You can hang

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Speaker 3: up if you want to.

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Speaker 5: Buy.

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Speaker 3: She doesn't like you, Clark, I'm sorry that went the

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Speaker 5: Thank Yeah, I was not expecting that.

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Speaker 3: None of us were. But it's a good lesson there

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Speaker 3: that whenever you go out with somebody, you need to

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Speaker 1: Just don't run her while you're on a date.

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Speaker 5: Oh so now you want me to be controlling? Okay,

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Speaker 5: I see how over your appliances.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe E're more.

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Speaker 3: Okay, my dishwasher text me, I need to get that.

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Speaker 3: What is in the water right now?

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Speaker 1: What's going on?

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning text to seventy five

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Speaker 3: nine to two says, did jeff really just ask a

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Speaker 1: That's where we're at the show? Huh.

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Speaker 3: It looks to be fair. It seems like Ginger's been

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Speaker 1: Dude, I wouldn't though.

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Speaker 2: I think those vacuum cleaners are way too high may

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Speaker 1: They're very attention needy.

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Speaker 2: They can't just do the job without literally every five

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Speaker 1: They drive me nuts.

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Speaker 3: I don't have one. So does it tell you like

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Speaker 1: Mostly I'm stuck. I'm stuck, Yeah, like stuck in a corner, stuck.

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Speaker 2: On a rug, stuck under the couch, this is the

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Speaker 1: How can I not program you for corners? Every house

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Speaker 3: Fair Back to the dating thing, Is it too much

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Speaker 3: to ask that you prioritize your date over your smart

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean, was that really her problem?

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Speaker 5: Though?

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Speaker 1: She came up with a problem every time we tried

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, Yeah, that may not have even been

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Speaker 3: with you. If you ever need our help, just email

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Speaker 3: the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back,

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Speaker 3: or that vacuum that too,