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Speaker 1: Y'all can't tell me? Fuck yeah, yeah. Welcome to a

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Speaker 1: live episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets

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Speaker 3: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: And we finally worked to prove that The train by

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Speaker 1: the Quad City Djas it's not a song about sexual devians.

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Speaker 1: It's just a jam about people who love to write

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Speaker 1: on trains. Damn, Damn, autism speaks.

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Speaker 4: Damn.

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Speaker 1: This is what the show's like. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: you all are gonna do. Yeah, it's not gonna get

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Speaker 1: better than that. I feel already. You guys are tense.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: The music wasn't very loud. You're scattered quite a bit.

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Speaker 3: This man's very alone.

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Speaker 5: Cops, Next time you get in trouble, call it crackhead,

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Speaker 5: Call it crackhead.

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Speaker 1: How's everybody feeling? Are you guys? Okay? Fuck theah. For

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Speaker 1: those of you that are that.

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Speaker 3: Are unfamiliar with what we do here, David and I

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Speaker 3: run a podcast about black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: We we unpack the the.

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Speaker 3: Most known and unknown black conspiracy theories. I am wondering

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Speaker 3: what some of you are doing here. Uh, you don't

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Speaker 3: exactly seem like the target demo that we were aiming for,

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Speaker 3: but frankly, we'll take it. Yeah, I like it. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we're not gonna put you out, but you better show

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Speaker 3: the fuck up you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Also, shut the fuck up. You can't say yeah, don't

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Speaker 1: don't look you.

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Speaker 3: I'm mostly talking to these gentlemen of golfers right here.

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Speaker 3: You fellas look like you hit the links quite a bit.

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Speaker 3: And I don't know that you're listening to the podcast

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Speaker 3: while you do it.

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Speaker 1: Too many niggas for the golf club. Somebody is that well?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think I think now that we've got

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Speaker 1: pose it to what we were talking about.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, what should we wait for Zach to be

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Speaker 1: I think we should let everyone chime in on it.

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Speaker 3: We're having We're having a pretty heated debate backstage, deep talk,

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Speaker 3: yelling at each other almost it was. It started to

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Speaker 3: about whether or not Countess Vaughn do we remember Countess Vaughn. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: all right, this isn't gonna go well, not for you.

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Speaker 3: We were in a pretty heated debate about whether or

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Speaker 3: not Countess Vaughan could get it.

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Speaker 1: Today, right now, right now, would.

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Speaker 3: You smash Countess Vaughan of Moesha fame? I see you

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Speaker 3: asking Moesha. She was Moesha's best friend Kim on the show.

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Speaker 3: They later had a spin off called The Parkers. She

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Speaker 3: played the daughter to Monique back when Monique did different stuff.

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Speaker 1: Beautiful voice. Legsty said she couldn't sing. He said that upstairs.

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Speaker 1: He said that stupid bitch she can said. I said,

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Speaker 3: Don't you do that. I didn't call her stupid. I

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Speaker 1: I was very clear.

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Speaker 3: I think she's a bright girl, but them eyes are untrustworthy.

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Speaker 1: From his eyes. No, thank you, but I quick show

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Speaker 1: your hands.

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Speaker 3: Raise your hands, yeah, raise your hands for this audio medium.

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Speaker 1: We need this for us. You can tell what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Raise your hands. If you would smash Count's fun today today,

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Speaker 1: I knew I was rad. Nobody else. That's not how

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Speaker 3: He was so confident upstairs. You should have saw. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's okay. Yeah, No, it's fine not to be gay.

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Speaker 3: You know whether or not you would smash. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here, Countess Vaughan.

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Speaker 3: It's hypnotizing. Oh she's here tonight, I do too. Should

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Speaker 3: we get we We're we have so many exciting guests.

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Speaker 3: We have a lot of exciting games. That we want

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Speaker 3: gonna kick this thing off with a conspiracy theory that

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Speaker 3: David and I you said it last night, and I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this one makes me uncomfortable. Yeah, it's a real

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Speaker 3: So I don't know if it's the best way to

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Speaker 3: But we'll figure it out together.

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Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be good.

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Speaker 3: We came across, David actually came across the conspiracy theory.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to say it? I mean, let's just

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Speaker 1: show the video, Okay, Yeah, we came.

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Speaker 3: Across the conspiracy theory. That's all explained in this TikTok

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Speaker 3: video right here.

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Speaker 4: You heard the conspiracy that Big Pharma took out Phobe Bryant.

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Speaker 1: WHOA, No, I have not. That's crazy.

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Speaker 6: We're using a.

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Speaker 4: Legal battle with this company that was using the black

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Speaker 4: Mamba name, the selves Energy Supplements. Apparently, not only was

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Speaker 4: he suing them because they're using the black Mamba name, right,

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Speaker 4: but also because they were lacing these energy supplements with opioids.

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Speaker 1: Can we pause it right there. I think there's a

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Speaker 1: few things to unpack. Number One, calling.

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Speaker 3: Those energy supplements feels generous. Those are dick pills.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a honey pack for sure.

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Speaker 5: I think we all agree those are gas station dick pills.

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Speaker 5: That's not energy supplements that don't got no vitamins in it,

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Speaker 5: That got Dick medicine.

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Speaker 1: I'm not taking black Mamba to study for final.

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Speaker 3: No, I gotta take this black Mama. The gris are

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Speaker 1: No, it's fucking Those are dick pills. You don't name

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Speaker 1: it after a snake if you don't want it to. No,

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Speaker 1: it's about your penis.

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Speaker 3: Yes, And frankly, I would argue that maybe the black

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Speaker 3: Mamba was Jessica wincidence. He's like, they were like, what's

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Speaker 3: the biggest, the biggest black thing we can reference.

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Speaker 1: Black Mamba, Black Mamba. I think, Kobe, I think more

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Speaker 1: people should get behind dick pills, to be honest. Oh

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Speaker 1: you're an investor, Oh my god. Yeah, Like some of

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Speaker 1: like if they were just called bombastics, that's of course,

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Speaker 1: that's like yeah, yeah, and then and then that's nice

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Speaker 1: because if something goes wrong, like it wasn't me. I

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Speaker 1: had nothing to do with that.

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Speaker 3: I'm shaggy baby. Okay, we'll keep playing whatever this is.

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Speaker 4: More addicted to. Yeah, that's crazy. Is in a venture

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Speaker 4: capitalist partnership? Yeah, someone named Jeff Steibel?

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Speaker 1: Can we pause right there?

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Speaker 4: That he might be linked to it?

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Speaker 1: And I do really like that guy's pose in the picture.

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Speaker 3: He does seem like an evil motherfucker in a way

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Speaker 3: that that kind of then makes me believe in the

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Speaker 1: Hee, he's over the shoulder a little bit. It looks

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like he would put some real bad and gas

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Speaker 1: All right, keep it going, let's get to the or not.

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Speaker 4: Because Jeff Steibel was invested in those three separate companies

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Speaker 4: that Kobe Bryant was suing. Wow, And the thing is

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Speaker 7: So they may have been like, look, he can't show

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Speaker 4: Something that really pushes this for me is the thought

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Speaker 4: of you haven't heard anything about this, right, No, but

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Speaker 4: if Kobe Bryant went and testified he had been talking

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Speaker 4: more people would have heard one of the biggest athletes.

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Speaker 1: In this generation.

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Speaker 3: You know that that classic case of you haven't heard

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Speaker 3: problem I have with this, and I have a fair

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Speaker 3: that he says that the court case is three days

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Speaker 3: before he died before, which means that the nigga did

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Speaker 3: go to the case, he went testing, and then they're like,

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Speaker 1: Anyway, we didn't like how he showed up. Also, one

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Speaker 1: big issue I have with this, I don't think you

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Speaker 1: could put all the opioids you want into gas station

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Speaker 1: not right, Like it's decided at birth. That's not That's

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Speaker 1: what I mean? You're never like it's not that's not

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Speaker 1: a nature nurtured thing. You you were born there born

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Speaker 3: Some of us born some people are born traned, some

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Speaker 1: Should all be able to vote progressive as fuck. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying, man, I'm sure. So how do you feel

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Speaker 3: I don't believe it even for a second. It feels

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Speaker 3: it feels dangerous at best. It doesn't feel realistic that

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Speaker 3: Kobe Bryant was killed by Big farm.

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Speaker 1: In this way.

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Speaker 3: I will say that I do believe in the possibility

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Speaker 3: that pharmaceutical companies would intentionally poison their people when we've

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Speaker 3: seen it over and over again. Right, pills, things that

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Speaker 3: get pitched sold whatever the fuck are constantly being fed

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Speaker 3: to us, that are not actually checked the way that

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Speaker 1: All of that shit can be true.

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Speaker 3: But I don't think that they had to like take

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Speaker 1: I don't believe it, because how did you do it?

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Speaker 1: There was no killer. It was a plane craft. Like

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Speaker 1: if you got to the helicopter pilot, he died too, right,

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Speaker 1: Like there's no who Yeah, you like called the helicopter

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Speaker 1: He's like, oh no, oh fuck, I like that you.

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Speaker 1: I've never been in a helicopter before. You you don't

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Speaker 1: it again. Damn man, you're a worldly guy. Thank you. Man.

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Speaker 1: Should we get to our first guest? Should we? Let's

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Speaker 1: just open it up. Let's open this bad.

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Speaker 3: Really, we have a lot of really cool fucking people

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Speaker 1: Give it up for Chandra. Look, I'm a dog. He's

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Speaker 3: It's all right, he's goddamn. People are animals and that's

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Speaker 7: Don't do it, don't do it. Told my nephew he

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Speaker 1: And the boy ain't Asian.

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Speaker 1: Are you down to it.

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Speaker 7: Are we saying? Who wrote them?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 6: It says, does the Rock hate his dad's side of family?

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Speaker 7: And it's a lot to hate because he has like

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Speaker 6: One of the siblings did a documentary about it, and

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Speaker 1: I gotta see that.

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Speaker 7: Yeah you know, I'll find it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you got But this it is real. I watched damn.

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Speaker 3: So the Rock has all these siblings that I assume

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Speaker 1: I mean, what you have to do right by grown

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Speaker 1: you met at Chipotle. That's a that's just a less

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Speaker 7: look like me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the closer you look like me to me more. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I would also incentivize, like if you got Buffer in

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Speaker 3: Knew, Oh more money, Come on, man, that's the push ups.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I'll take care of that car. Note all of

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Speaker 3: There are some guys where you're like, oh, you hated

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Speaker 3: Come on, brother, don't we in Hollywood? They already took

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Speaker 3: our business from us. That's to burn every bridge.

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Speaker 1: You know who you are?

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Speaker 7: I mean they say you are what your mommy is.

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Speaker 1: Black mom. That's a cool guy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you pretty much like hanging out with him a

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Speaker 1: Directly. I I don't. I don't. I think. I don't

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Speaker 3: I think I think I think you're probably right that

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Speaker 1: Which is so backwards. Tyrese is so much more fun

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Speaker 1: He's passionate. You're not a Tyree's fan.

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Speaker 7: I mean, I ain't gonna say all that, but the

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Speaker 1: That's a new man. He's just progressive.

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Speaker 7: I love an emotional man, but that's too much.

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Speaker 6: Is the future, baby, No, no, that's not what we want.

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Speaker 1: Somebody who also cries. I'm team man. Let it flow.

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Speaker 1: Let it flow, sweet lady.

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Speaker 3: Okay, should we do another one?

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Speaker 1: Should we pick one more?

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Speaker 7: I don't think the rock had Oh you don't.

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Speaker 1: You don't believe that.

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Speaker 6: No, no, no, I don't think he hates it. He just

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Speaker 6: doesn't know them. You don't know those people like.

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Speaker 1: He didn't even spend summer as you think it was.

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Speaker 7: Just like I watched that documentary you learn about that daddy.

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Speaker 7: He's a wild one. Okay.

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Speaker 6: This one starts in a way I like my white

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Speaker 7: Okay, mess up? Question mark? Why question mark?

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Speaker 1: I've never understood this one either. Yeah, here's the thing

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Speaker 1: I don't like it. I grew up with a white

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Speaker 1: Because it wasn't an option.

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Speaker 3: And it wasn't until I got old enough to advocate

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Speaker 1: My my forty washcloths and a mule. I like to

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Speaker 1: hitting me with it when it's wet? Little snaps?

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Speaker 6: Now, how did you wash the Did you take the

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Speaker 3: Wash your I personally was a was a rub in

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a whole bar in the hand, but then hand

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Speaker 1: That's good.

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Speaker 3: That feels rude, and I don't I don't care for

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Speaker 1: I would hope that you all feel the same way.

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Speaker 3: I hope that that is at least a tradition we

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Speaker 1: They all look shifty during this.

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Speaker 3: Hell looking around, and now there's one dude in the

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Speaker 3: If you're going bar to booty whole, that's nasty. That's

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Speaker 6: And also if you don't wash yours, that's not appropriate either.

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Speaker 7: That's it's a part of the body. You have to

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Speaker 3: Hey, give them one step at a time. Bart a

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Speaker 3: booty hole. They got a lot to unpack, you know

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Speaker 1: Let's work that out.

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Speaker 3: Of your system and then we can work our way

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Speaker 3: up to legs and feet and ship.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, h fasty is making it. How do you go

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Speaker 1: It was like, I'll do that later. I got white

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Speaker 6: You would be wiping for so long if you just

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Speaker 1: It was like a consistency situation.

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Speaker 7: M Okay, let's see, let's do one more.

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Speaker 1: We got one more, right.

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Speaker 7: I feel like I chose them all.

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Speaker 1: I love hearing somebody read it out loud.

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Speaker 7: I know.

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Speaker 4: This.

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Speaker 7: Wait, which one?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 1: It's just my friend, Pap. He wrote his name on it,

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Speaker 7: Did you want to do his? Okay, let's do his.

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Speaker 7: He's a friend. I like this name, pap. Okay.

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Speaker 6: Do you think the Montgomery brawl was a distraction from

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Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 3: Ship, Let's go, I'm hearing from the wings it's.

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Speaker 1: The opposite that.

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Speaker 3: I don't even really know what that means fully, but

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Speaker 7: I mean, do you.

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Speaker 1: Ever why it was amazing? Oh no, no, no, let

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Speaker 1: it's like it's like affirmation. Yeah, I say my prayers.

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Speaker 3: Then I watch a nigga get punched in the face,

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Speaker 1: I'm a big.

445
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Speaker 3: Fan, but I am saying that like it reached a

446
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,439
Speaker 3: level of popularity where like we now, I don't know

447
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 3: how many people saw this picture. Police officers are now

448
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,440
Speaker 3: taking pictures where they're holding folding chair.

449
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 7: So do you ever wonder if big folding chair.

450
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 3: Keep going, keep going, keep going.

451
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,880
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna say that they set that whole fight up.

452
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 6: Is what I'm gonna say is is that them chairs

453
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,959
Speaker 6: have been selling out since that fire. Yeah, and I'm

454
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,679
Speaker 6: gonna say somebody with folding chair in their name is

455
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:00,200
Speaker 6: making a.

456
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 1: Lot of money.

457
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 7: Right They're eating, okay at the folding chair dining table.

458
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: I like that. I think the folding chair family sits

459
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 1: on folding chairs. No, no, no, they're not better than that.

460
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 7: No never, Yeah, maybe relatable.

461
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 3: Sure, It's like how Bill Gates. He ain't using he

462
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:28,879
Speaker 3: ain't using a fucking Dell. He got a he got

463
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 3: an iPhone like the rest of Yeah, he's like Xbox. Yeah,

464
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 3: that's the one I like. So, so you you're you're not

465
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 3: bought into the alien of this all.

466
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Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

467
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 7: I mean we did not talk about those aliens at all.

468
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Speaker 1: That's what I'm.

469
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Speaker 6: But also I don't know if they really found no aliens.

470
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,199
Speaker 6: I just I feel like the aliens would have come

471
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 6: out by now. I don't know if humans can contain

472
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 6: ain't the aliens? Like I think their technology is far

473
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:03,880
Speaker 6: beyond us.

474
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 1: But what if it wasn't a bunch of them, it

475
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: was just a couple, like the Asian people in your

476
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 1: family that you didn't know they were there. It was

477
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: just a couple hiding this whole time. It's not enough

478
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 1: for you to brag about it.

479
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 3: You're kind of like, yeah, I think maybe he's a

480
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 3: little Chinese.

481
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 7: I don't know, right right, I don't know. I mean

482
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,639
Speaker 7: I do believe in aliens. I just don't know. Okay,

483
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,479
Speaker 7: you know humans, Yeah, I don't know if we can

484
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 7: do that.

485
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: Bory, where are you with this? If I got to

486
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: speak for my algorithm personally, how it changed from alien

487
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 1: to folding chair, I'd say, yeah, this has legs. Whoa

488
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 1: because this my shit was like a lot of it,

489
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 1: like more than I'm comfortable. It was like butts aliens, butts, aliens.

490
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: Everything changed now it's butts folding chairs.

491
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 3: But yeah, like, I'm home, I'm back.

492
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: This is what my homepage is supposed to be. How

493
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 1: do you feel about it?

494
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:13,919
Speaker 3: I think I believe that the Alabama brawl was just

495
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 3: a magical moment that that truly should not have been

496
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 3: caught on camera, and yet was caught on thirty nine cameras. Yeah, yeah,

497
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 3: and I think it is. It is something we should

498
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 3: celebrate annually. I think it is. I think it is

499
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 3: the reason we should call our family that we haven't

500
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 3: spoken to.

501
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 1: In a while. Let use that as the as the

502
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 1: gateway back in.

503
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 3: To be like, Mom, I know we haven't been on

504
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,120
Speaker 3: the best terms, but I saw a man get punched

505
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 3: so hard that he jumped off of a dock.

506
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 1: Can we talk? I think, go, boy who swam across

507
00:27:55,040 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: shouldn't have to pay taxes. I like that. I think, yeah, yeah, life.

508
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: I also, it's the first time I've been thankful for

509
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: camera phones in society, because if somebody had told me

510
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:11,400
Speaker 1: that story, I'd be like, you're lying. Before camera phones,

511
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: I would have been like, shut the fuck up. That's

512
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 1: why I don't come over here. Yeah, oh you saw

513
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 1: swim across and knock somebody out.

514
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, a man swam half a mile through the Gulf

515
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,679
Speaker 3: of Mexico to punch another dude in the head, and

516
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 3: you're like, you know, stupid, that's not real. And then

517
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 3: you see it and you're like, that's the strongest boy

518
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 3: that's ever lived.

519
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 6: I was very happy though, that enough people were already

520
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 6: fighting so that by the time he got a cross

521
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 6: he could catch his breath, like he didn't have to

522
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 6: immediately get into melee because when I saw him, I

523
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 6: was like, the arm's gonna be gone by the time

524
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 6: you gotta square, and was like, no, they got you.

525
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: No, you're right.

526
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 3: He took a minute, he sort of lingered in the back.

527
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 3: He was like chilling for a second, catching his breath,

528
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 3: and then he waited till one dude fell down and

529
00:28:59,080 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 3: he just fucked.

530
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: It was great.

531
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 3: I've just if you go home tonight, When you go

532
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 3: home tonight, watch the videos again and pick a new

533
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 3: main character every time. Just choose it, and then don't

534
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 3: matter which side you choose. It can be a white side,

535
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 3: it can be a black side. Pick a new main character,

536
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 3: just follow their journey all the way to the end

537
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 3: of it.

538
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 1: Because you got to see the complete arc of the story.

539
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, my wife, My wife referred to it as a

540
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 3: nigga's Sleep No More, and I was like, yeah, that's

541
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 3: a real New York reference.

542
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: But y'all they get it. You gonna get it.

543
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 6: And it has one of my most favorite hood things

544
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 6: called on that camera, the pull up pants clap run.

545
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 7: It made me so happy.

546
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 3: It was like, yes, yeah, the hood niggas, the hood

547
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 3: nigga Casper slide.

548
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 7: We're just r yeah r I p cas damn to

549
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 7: the left.

550
00:29:59,600 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: Take.

551
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's doing the Charlie Brown in Heaven now. Yeah,

552
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 3: one time, Chandra Russell. Everybody keep it going for Chandra.

553
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 7: Thank you, Thank you guys for having me.

554
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: Our next guest you good.

555
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, our next guest is Oh, we're so We're

556
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 3: so very excited.

557
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: We're so excited he's here.

558
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 3: He is a provocateur in in my life in so

559
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 3: many ways.

560
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: He causes chaos.

561
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:39,959
Speaker 3: He's hilarious, he is a phenomenal rapper, writer, performer of

562
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 3: all sorts, comedian, and yeah, he's just the fucking best.

563
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: Give it up for Zach Fox. But hey look look.

564
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, wonderful, wonderful man. I've been itching up there

565
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 8: to talk about counters wine. Come on, hurry, stand up,

566
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 8: get me almost jumped off the steps.

567
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: You in the head.

568
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 8: We's telling them the ship out of counts. Come on,

569
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 8: that was great and funk all y'all in here.

570
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: Black women men too.

571
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 8: Man, you gotta give some fucking props and counters wine

572
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 8: feel like a chicken nugget that can sing real good,

573
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 8: bad as ship.

574
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to get twenty ten dollars? Do they

575
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: text you those deals? And I get it, I get,

576
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: I get what and I get what. You why you

577
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: don't funk with it? It's the neck and I get

578
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, now we're talking to me. That's

579
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: what you don't like is the next Well, it's one

580
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: of the things.

581
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 8: But you from but you're from you from Chicago. I'm

582
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 8: from Georgia. I see that all the time.

583
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 1: That's no net country. That's that's no net country. That

584
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: when you see a.

585
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 8: Bitch with that limited neck, that that just means she

586
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 8: got sucked with the whole hop half of her body,

587
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 8: like them, like them gooses that you put in the water,

588
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 8: in the water that drinking does.

589
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: And every nigga need that once in his life. You're right,

590
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: I I've never had that. I think you gotta listen.

591
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: You gotta go to porn herb typeing no neck, no,

592
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: take it in and then come back into the baddies

593
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: that go from shoulder to chin. Yep. Watch three of

594
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: them videos. You're gonna begging for some cous Watch three

595
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 1: of them doing their work in the back of the

596
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: Jimmy Choux Countess.

597
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 3: I was wrong, baby girl.

598
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: Oh take your hands down to Georgia.

599
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 8: Get you a bitched as uh that could sing and

600
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 8: she built like doctor Robotani, you will.

601
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 1: Never go back. You're right, I got some I got

602
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: some learning to do.

603
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 9: Yeah, And that's what's that's what's powerful about this podcast

604
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 9: that we always walk away and we learn a little

605
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 9: something something, And today I learned a little something.

606
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: I need a bitch with no neck. Try it on

607
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 1: Man Life Short, the Langston Kerment story.

608
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's just so like a kuand Mills book, bro,

609
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 8: I would buy it.

610
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: I would buy that book and I would show people

611
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: in the airport, like what are you reading. I'd be

612
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: like the new ker New Quand Mills. It's called she

613
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 1: Ain't Got No Nick and it's nigga like that. I'm

614
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 1: kind of a book for him. Zach.

615
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 3: You you there's no transition that you You came not

616
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 3: with a conspiracy theory, but you mentioned a conspiracy theory

617
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 3: to me in the past that I got very excited about,

618
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,719
Speaker 3: and I've been waiting to talk to you about mostly

619
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 3: in a public place. Okay, But but you came with

620
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 3: the conspiracy theory that I couldn't be more excited about,

621
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 3: you said, and I hope we can get it up in.

622
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 1: Time or we can slide through whatever the fuck.

623
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 3: Uh.

624
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that there was never a chicken wing shots. Yeah, No,

625
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: that never happened. That never happened.

626
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 3: We've had multiple conversations where Zach has been very adamant

627
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 3: that there was not only never a chicken wing shortage.

628
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 1: There was a surplus. There's too many chickens.

629
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,319
Speaker 8: They don't know what to do with them, and they

630
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 8: know if they let them all out, and that we

631
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 8: had that much access to them, Nigga black people would

632
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 8: make a new Japan.

633
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 1: We would just come up with. Listen, it's someone who

634
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: took the chicken wing shortage very seriously. I was in

635
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,400
Speaker 1: multiple group texts and this I don't know if the

636
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: timing is because of this, I bought a gun during

637
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: the chicken wing shout whoa, And therein lies my theory.

638
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: I brought a brand new gun so we get enough

639
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: niggas that hungry. Also, there was just too many signs

640
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: that it was happening. Tell me this chicken wing shortage

641
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: and then Wingstop comes out with the thigh bites. That

642
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: doesn't seem crazy to you. It's the same time, and

643
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 1: you did you try the thigh bites tracked? Listen, listen.

644
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not ever gonna say it was not

645
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 1: a shortage.

646
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,359
Speaker 8: I'm just saying it was a curated shortage in order

647
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 8: to boost THIU.

648
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: It was like some kind of insider chicken wing trakes.

649
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: You're saying.

650
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 3: At the end of the day, we never ran out

651
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 3: of chicken wings. They just decided they were no longer

652
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 3: going to serve.

653
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 8: Have you been around chickens. They don't stop fucking and

654
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 8: they don't stop laying. And you can't have a chicken

655
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 8: shortage if it's if you got a hundred chickens right now, yes, bitch,

656
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 8: you got three hundred chickens literal math, y'all you have

657
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 8: to fuck up in order to not have three hundred chickens.

658
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: It's also like, how come there was no titty shortage?

659
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: Talk about it? I believe he's referring to the chicken breast, right,

660
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: the breast.

661
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 3: You gotta keep it, man, We're supposed to be here.

662
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 3: My boy's working in the year twenty twenty eight. You

663
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 3: gotta be where he's at.

664
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: I'm saying so because there's two titties and two wings

665
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: to every chicken or is too titty? Yes, I think

666
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 1: they have too.

667
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,879
Speaker 3: I think chickens have two breasts, right, it's it's two breasts.

668
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: It's two titties. Okay, then yeah, why was there and

669
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: there was no drumstick shortage? It was only a wings shortage,

670
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: and that is that's that is.

671
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 8: There wasn't a chicken breast shortage because only Italians eat

672
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 8: that nasty ash and we don't pay attention to them.

673
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe they did have a shortage. I'm

674
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: not chicken on chicken breast though it's a good point.

675
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: I have never looked up the chicken breas last day. No,

676
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: there's never been a chicken palm shortage. No, nobody damn

677
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: chicken breast right, because I don't fuck, I don't fuck

678
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: the chicken breast. I hate chicken chicken breath. I like

679
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: a chicken bread. Is that.

680
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 3: I know that's not a popular I'm a white meat

681
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:08,760
Speaker 3: man sometimes, what the fuck are you talking about? And

682
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,399
Speaker 3: I know it's not the coolest thing.

683
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 1: Hey, I don't have my hat backwards, but I like

684
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: chicken breast.

685
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 3: Don't do that. Don't do that. I like a good

686
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 3: traditional breast. Don't dawn this king for your shitty opinions.

687
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: Chicken bread, it's like that. It's like the Tim Duncan

688
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 1: of the chicken.

689
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 3: Like you mean, the greatest power forward in the history

690
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 3: of the gates.

691
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 1: Now, that's just pure fundamental titty. You're just like fundamental chicken. Yeah,

692
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: I love a fundamental chicken. You like a triangle titty.

693
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 1: Just a classic picking roll. Just sit in the paint

694
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 1: and wait on the ball trash, not a lot of flash,

695
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:50,840
Speaker 1: but good fundamentally. None of those tattoos could dunk. But

696
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:52,399
Speaker 1: I don't got a dunk.

697
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 3: A nice clean layup is just fine for him.

698
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about chicken.

699
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 8: Nobody, nobody ever got to a breast and was like,

700
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 8: I gotta put lemon pepper on this motherfucker.

701
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 1: That's true, exactly. That is true. Nobody was like, I

702
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 1: got a hard fry this breast. I will say, I

703
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 1: will say that.

704
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 3: That is the fucked up thing with chicken breast is

705
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 3: people stop doing fun things with them.

706
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: Because they're fucking nerds. Bro. They they really indoor kids

707
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: of the chicken. Body fuck the breast. That's insane. They

708
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 1: don't do nothing fun. They just those breasts listen to

709
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,720
Speaker 1: John Mayer on a quiet Sunday night. That's what chicken

710
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 1: breasts are. Them breast get their political opinions from j Cole.

711
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,879
Speaker 1: This is not the nigga you want to hang out with. Think.

712
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 3: I think he's got a lot to say, and I

713
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 3: think after he started reading he got smarter.

714
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: What was the first book J Cole wrote read When

715
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: he was like, a right, I'm gonna get into this,

716
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 1: he was like the Alchemist.

717
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 10: I was gonna say, fifty Laws of Power. Yeah, it

718
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 10: was something stupid. No, he read fifty Laws Power. Fifty

719
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,760
Speaker 10: Laws of Power by fifty by Curtis Jackson.

720
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:28,240
Speaker 1: As read by Curtis Jackson. First law, don't get shot.

721
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 1: That shit sucks. It hurts, so so Zach.

722
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,760
Speaker 3: One of the things that I know you also mentioned

723
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 3: to me when we talked about this previously, is that

724
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 3: you didn't believe and maybe you still don't, that there's

725
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:46,319
Speaker 3: ever been a shortage of anything. That whenever they say

726
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 3: that something has run out or we don't have anything,

727
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 3: you're like, no, I'm not buying it.

728
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: Once again, as a survivor of many marijuana droughts, come on, now,

729
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: there's that shit that she used to before it was legal,

730
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 1: that she used to go dry all the time. There's

731
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: there's all kinds of shortage.

732
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 8: There'd be shortages sometimes genuinely. But I think my conspiracy

733
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 8: ship always rest with the fact that every time America

734
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 8: says it's a shortage of something, either they're trying to

735
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 8: make more money off of it, make more money on

736
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:15,720
Speaker 8: another thing.

737
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: Or they lost access to a thing. There's never an

738
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: oil shortage.

739
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 8: Just just a nigga with a big ass hat on in

740
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 8: Saudi Arabia who.

741
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: Not today. I was so nervous about what you were

742
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 1: gonna call when you do the hand motion, is you

743
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 1: know what's crazy?

744
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 3: Hat might be the most disrespectful thing you could have

745
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 3: landed on.

746
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: You. Now we're not gonna have no gas because your

747
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: ass all you're calling it a hat fuck Joe Biden

748
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 1: at home stresses ships. He called it a hat. All

749
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: hit the button. Fuck call them, call them. I'll stutter

750
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 1: through this column.

751
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 8: They drone, they drone strike the Hollywood mproe. Get rid

752
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 8: of the evidence, just get it.

753
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 1: They called them a hat.

754
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 3: But I do, I do take your point that that, granted,

755
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 3: the oil is a great example, right for gas. We

756
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 3: saw that massive peak in the pandemic, and obviously in

757
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,839
Speaker 3: the recent years where it was fucking crazy. You were

758
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 3: paying like six dollars for a gallon of gasoline. And

759
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 3: what year was that, that was twenty twenty.

760
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, and all that shit been happening over there.

761
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,760
Speaker 8: I mean it was happening that twenty thirteen Arab spring happened.

762
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: Gas go up.

763
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 8: This shiit, this thing happens, the gas go up. Niger

764
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 8: is about to have a revolution. They got all the

765
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 8: they got all the tech minerals and shit that we

766
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 8: got to build iPhones and shit they gonna say it's

767
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 8: an iPhone shortage.

768
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: And I don't want to be that guy, but we

769
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: are talking about Chicken. He wants to go back, right,

770
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 1: you want out off topic? No, no, no, no, no, no.

771
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: Chicken expands. Yeah, chicken. Chicken is a universe. I'm talking

772
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: about important commodities. Close second, close second. Come on, Yeah,

773
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: but maybe it's not.

774
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 8: It's iPhones in the chicken for show, in high life

775
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 8: and the hierarchy of needs.

776
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 1: But I don't have a driving's license. Okay, Yeah, I

777
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,280
Speaker 1: don't like that reaction.

778
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, it always gets a little sad when you say that,

779
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 3: because it's like, it's.

780
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: Not said I could afford a car. Yeah, no, it's

781
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: it's not a ca I don't about it.

782
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 3: It's not a concern for your wealth. It's more, welly,

783
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 3: you don't have one in the first place.

784
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 1: Man, they took it from me. And then I was like,

785
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: they took it from me in two thousand and nine,

786
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 1: and I was like, you're right, I don't deserve to

787
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: have this. I was like twenty, I was driving drunk,

788
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 1: and then I was like, maybe I just don't get

789
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: back in.

790
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're a different guy now, you could go

791
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 3: get it back out.

792
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: This is not what this is about we're talking about.

793
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not a different guy.

794
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you give me the possibility I might get

795
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 3: behind that wheel drunk again, I.

796
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 1: Will kill thousands. I'll figure out how to kill.

797
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 3: I got a fucking thirst.

798
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 1: This is These are bad impressions to me. I don't

799
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 1: like this is at all. It's not fun. I don't

800
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 1: this isn't wanted.

801
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 8: To go getting that with with eight Popeye's buckets and

802
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 8: Countess Vaughn the in the passenger seat, come on and

803
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 8: kill thirty Mexican families riding through LA.

804
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: That's what's gonna happen to David. First of all, I

805
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: would drive, I would make counters.

806
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 8: Drive no, because she can't check her blind spots.

807
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 11: Fuck the fuck, this is the best day of my

808
00:43:58,640 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 11: whole life.

809
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: Before we before we let that go, we should play

810
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 1: a game of what's that.

811
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 3: We have a brand new game that we we introduced

812
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 3: last night in Seattle, and it was a lot of

813
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 3: fun and we're really excited to see you play it.

814
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, it's a game called Quid pro quo.

815
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 4: Ho.

816
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: Okay. The way that this game works, Zach is we

817
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: are going to introduce to you a pa that's Sammy.

818
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:33,720
Speaker 1: Sammy's doing all right. He's a little Johndice, but he's okay.

819
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: That nigga looked like your favorite part of the chicken. Hey, numb, numb, numb.

820
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Let me get a bite, Sammy.

821
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 3: But the way this game works is we are going

822
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 3: to introduce to you a possibility for the future, a

823
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 3: possible ability, a hopeful possibility in most cases. But that

824
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:07,360
Speaker 3: possibility comes with a condition. It is a condition that

825
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 3: you may or may not be comfortable agreeing to, and

826
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 3: we just want to get your take on whether or

827
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 3: not you, in fact will go along with this possibility. Okay, Okay,

828
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 3: I'm ready. This is I think we're ready. Bory, you

829
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 3: want to do it.

830
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 1: Okay, black people will vote in every single election. But

831
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: we erased the big dick room. I mean, look how

832
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:42,839
Speaker 1: bad that looks. That don't look good, y'all, But how

833
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: bad do you want more public parks? Do this? You

834
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: can fix redlining tonight. Well wait, okay, wait, wait, let's

835
00:45:59,160 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: back up.

836
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 8: So we erase the big dig rumors, but we still

837
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 8: got big dicks.

838
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna relax.

839
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 3: Start me say the lost rumors are still true, not

840
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 3: for me but other people.

841
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: So the rumors go away.

842
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 8: There's no chance that I'm at a bar in Ohio

843
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 8: after after a show and the.

844
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 1: Dude's like no, it goes away.

845
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 3: So that just why is your example some dude in

846
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 3: Ohio for saying, that's what, that's what you're worried about

847
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 3: not happening anymore. Some drug being like, let me touch it.

848
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 1: I don't know what life you had lived on the road,

849
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 1: but that's fair, that's fair. It is weird.

850
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 8: I think if we can keep the dicks, we keep them, right,

851
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 8: you can keep you keep the dicks you have.

852
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 1: I think I'll take it. I'll take it. Yeah, here's

853
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: the world stops bothering us.

854
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 3: Well, here's here's what makes me nervous with this, because

855
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 3: I agree with you. If you keep your penis, we're fine, right,

856
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 3: But here's where I get nervous is that part of

857
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 3: what the big dick does, it creates a little bit

858
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 3: of a social hierarchy that bleeds into everything we fucking

859
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. That's like part of part

860
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 3: of the respect that we gain in society is rooted

861
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 3: in the fact that they thinking.

862
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a big old penis. You never got

863
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 1: a couple extra nuggets, And you're like, why did she

864
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: do that?

865
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 8: So you think you think, do you think the migos

866
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 8: wouldn't have been as big as they were if white

867
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 8: people didn't think that they had big dicks.

868
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: Don't think they were running around in skinny jeans. Bro.

869
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 3: The first couple of years, they would have been like,

870
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 3: look at these little dick weirdos rapping and falling asleep sometimes.

871
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 1: And look how bad that picture looks that I hate

872
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 1: looking at it.

873
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 8: So wait, this is They would be making means of

874
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:55,280
Speaker 8: us like this and posting it.

875
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: Let the country die.

876
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 3: Zach Fox, everybody, thank y'all.

877
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: Man, I appreciate y'all. This is fun as hell? Is

878
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: she good? Fuck? Yeah? All right?

879
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 3: I mean we can do another one. We can do

880
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 3: another one. Oh, this is fun. We can take this

881
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 3: to the audience. Oh yeah, a volunteer. Yeah, this is

882
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 3: what we did last night. It was a lot of fun. Okay,

883
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 3: we need a volunteer from the audience. It's got to

884
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 3: be a black person. Unfortunately, sorry golf boys, but we're

885
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 3: gonna have to sit this one out.

886
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 1: But but we love. You're both pointing at each other.

887
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 3: Neither one of you seems to actually want this, and

888
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 3: that hurts my feelings.

889
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: You're down, You're into it. What's your name? Give it

890
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 1: up for Xavier?

891
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:56,720
Speaker 3: Everybody. Okay, Xavier, We're gonna play a game of quick

892
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 3: pro quo ho. Yeah, that's the way it's pronounced. Okay, uh,

893
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 3: you know how the game works. We're gonna present it

894
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 3: to you. I'll read this one. Okay, A nigga finally

895
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 3: knocks out Jake Paul knocks him out clean but bad.

896
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:20,439
Speaker 3: But we all have to start wearing those g unit

897
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 3: tank tops exclusively.

898
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 7: Only.

899
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,959
Speaker 3: I don't do that thing where you're like, nah, I'll

900
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 3: just wear a shirt underneath you. No, all the time, barbecues,

901
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 3: family events, Unit tank tole all summer long sports, brau you. Yeah,

902
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:44,399
Speaker 3: and remember you gotta think about your body. And that's

903
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,720
Speaker 3: not a judgment of your body, but you know your body.

904
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,839
Speaker 3: You know it ain't gonna look good in this shit.

905
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 3: I'm to wear that fifty couldn't pull it off.

906
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:02,760
Speaker 1: Nothing, big dog. It's just that's summer close, that's winter clothes.

907
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 3: Damn. He's saying, we can't knock out Jake Paul. Not

908
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 3: at the sacrifice of the gun the tank tops. Did

909
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,760
Speaker 3: you ever try a gun a tank top? I didn't,

910
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 3: but I wanted to. Oh no, I'm not even gonna

911
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,319
Speaker 3: lie to you. You saw it in the video and

912
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,760
Speaker 3: you were like, I need that. Here's here's what Here's

913
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 3: The problem is at the time, I was playing ball, right,

914
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 3: you know, I was like hooping for my school, right,

915
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 3: we were we'd be in the gym, we'd be like

916
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,400
Speaker 3: lifting weights, and I was still I was probably fourteen.

917
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: But in your mind, you're a big, old, strong, buff guy.

918
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:46,399
Speaker 3: Man, you see fifty cent put it on, You're like, yeah,

919
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be a big, old.

920
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: Strong buff guy too. And that's not true.

921
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 3: And thank god I had two discerning parents who were like, no,

922
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 3: I'm not spending fifty dollars on the worst outfit of

923
00:50:58,600 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 3: all time.

924
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: But I deeply, deeply wanted to be a G unit

925
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: tank top guy. Wow, yeah, you never wanted it, not

926
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: even one time. It's not for fat guys though, too.

927
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: It's like, that's crazy. That's a crazy look for a big,

928
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: fat guy. Like he comes up in a G unit tanks.

929
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 1: You don't know what's going on. You don't know what

930
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,760
Speaker 1: that man's gonna be. It seems he has ill intentions.

931
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: He's wearing a G unit tak top in two fifty.

932
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 1: Are you crazy? It surely seems.

933
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 3: Like a nightmare for a fat guy to be in

934
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 3: a G unit tank top. Lift his arms up and

935
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 3: his belly starts to show Oh my god.

936
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: Come on, look, how could they make their titties look

937
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: only extrapolate that, yeah, it's not a yeah, no, I

938
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,319
Speaker 1: know I was never. I was never he never once

939
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: did a G Unit tank No, no, no. I mean

940
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 1: I wanted to be in G Unit like everybody, but

941
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 1: not sure I would have just worn like one of

942
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:52,879
Speaker 1: those were you were you were?

943
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 3: Did you have like a favorite member of G Unit

944
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 3: or was it just a collective where you're like, fuck, yeah,

945
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 3: this is it.

946
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: It's tough because it's like, you know, fifty is a

947
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: dark king. But I did appreciate Lloyd Banks. I really

948
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,319
Speaker 1: loved the Hunger for More. I think that if I

949
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 1: had to pick one, yeah you know what I have

950
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: main character syndrome, it was yeah, who is the right answer?

951
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: Who was your I think if you were rooting for somebody,

952
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:26,439
Speaker 1: it was probably fifty. I say, like the game, that'd

953
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 1: be crazy. I like Tony ya yo, but it's are

954
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: you talking about hear me out? Hear me out? You

955
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:37,879
Speaker 1: like chicken breast and Tony Yao, Bro, that's the one.

956
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 1: Hear me out. Tony Yayo was a silly billy. I

957
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 1: like a good silly billy. I've always liked the silly

958
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 1: billy and the way that a clown is a silly billy. Yes,

959
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,479
Speaker 1: so you didn't. You did. You weren't like I want

960
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 1: to be like Tony yayo. You were like, this was

961
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 1: in prison. Okay, I liked my free life. Okay, I

962
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: get that.

963
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 3: But I was like, nah, this dude, you're gonna do

964
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 3: some funny Yeah, yeah, hey, he's.

965
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 1: A silly billy.

966
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 3: You're gonna talk some ship and get everybody in a

967
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 3: fight that they didn't really want to be in.

968
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,959
Speaker 1: This is great, okay, but I will say that things

969
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 1: are stacking up against that. I'm still I'm still throwing

970
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 1: from the white meat thing.

971
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't like you don't like the chicken breast.

972
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 3: I had years without a washcloth.

973
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: This is all. No, the watchcloth thing wasn't your fault. Yeah,

974
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: it's not your fault. Damn, it's not your fault. You're

975
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 1: gonna good will hunting me.

976
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 5: Fuck that.

977
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: It's not your fault. Likes it. It's not your fault.

978
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,399
Speaker 1: I really am starting to feel something. Yeah, it's not

979
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:52,439
Speaker 1: your fault. It's not your fault. Please stop, please don't

980
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 1: keep going. That's for the end. Of I am scared.

981
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cry, and then what and then what? We

982
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 1: lose our following all eighty eight people? Okay, well we

983
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: should pick.

984
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 3: An audience Wemember first. Oh, this brother right up front?

985
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, all right, what's your name? Brandon?

986
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, strong name? I like that.

987
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 3: Okay, Brandon, give it up for Brandon one time. You

988
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 3: already see it, you want to do it. Kendrick for president.

989
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 3: But Samoan's takeover R and B forever.

990
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: Forever. I was half drunk when I wrote this. It's

991
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: so hard though, and frust You're like, I get it,

992
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: and then you're like, I don't know.

993
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 3: And keep in mind while you're thinking about this, keep

994
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 3: in mind when they take over R and B, it's

995
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 3: not just new R and B. They get that thing

996
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 3: where they go historically, this is from Samoan music.

997
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 1: Earth Wind and Fire. Sam that.

998
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 3: The Isley brothers stole that from the the other brothers.

999
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:22,800
Speaker 1: I don't know what Johnson, I don't know. But Kendrick

1000
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 1: could do a lot of good. Yeah, he could wrap fast.

1001
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 1: Oh man.

1002
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,800
Speaker 3: You know he's saying no shade to his Samoan brothers

1003
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,800
Speaker 3: and sisters. But unfortunately y'all don't get to get R

1004
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 3: and B.

1005
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I like finding out about this

1006
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,799
Speaker 1: is how much black people love the stuff we make.

1007
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:52,839
Speaker 1: It does make me feel good because nobody we've been

1008
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: playing this game for two nights now, and nobody's really

1009
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 1: trying to help anybody out. It does. If usher's gotta

1010
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 1: be white like nobody, It is.

1011
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 3: Crazy revealing how how many people are sort of not

1012
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 3: trying to fix the greater problems that we.

1013
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:14,919
Speaker 1: We face, not if it's gonna cause bigger problems. Look

1014
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:23,399
Speaker 1: at that picture that sucks. That's bad. Oh oh you're

1015
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 1: worried about the sanctity of R and B. What you're

1016
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:29,800
Speaker 1: saying is you don't think Simon's are sexy. Damn.

1017
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 3: I will say that that jodasy is a very different energy.

1018
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 3: If it's just a bunch of thick neck dude.

1019
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 12: Just a bunch of target dudes, a bunch of Miami dolphins,

1020
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 12: if everybody would be crazy.

1021
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like my jodasy On crack man. I can'eah

1022
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 1: because if he's so big, how's he gonna ride on

1023
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 1: that guy's neck eating chicken? You can't like that? Do

1024
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 1: you guys know? Remember that video? No?

1025
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 3: I loved it these people, they can't, as.

1026
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 4: M.

1027
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 3: Cance moans, fight. Yeah, but that's the scarest that's not

1028
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 3: that's not necessarily them fighting.

1029
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 1: Right. Have y'all ever seen there's a I went to

1030
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: junior high school with a bunch and I saw a

1031
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 1: pretty violent it was like scary, yeah, kids had we

1032
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:43,920
Speaker 1: had it was outdoor halways and I don't know, I

1033
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: haven't telling this story, and we had concrete pillars and

1034
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 1: I came around the court like from math I was

1035
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 1: like fat had fruit by the foot like and then

1036
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 1: I came around the corner and it was just like

1037
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 1: I was scared of the ship out. I didn't even

1038
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 1: tell anybody. I just walked back away. Yeah, so I

1039
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:05,920
Speaker 1: think they can fight, Okay, but that one could That

1040
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 1: one dude, he had it. Yeah, that's tough. It's it's

1041
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 1: a tough sacrifice.

1042
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 3: I think if I had to weigh in on this,

1043
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 3: I think I too don't want to give up R

1044
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 3: and B.

1045
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:19,640
Speaker 1: Not the whole history.

1046
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 3: No, not the whole history to to Samoans and Kendrick.

1047
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 3: I love Kendrick. I think he's a brilliant artist, but

1048
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 3: I don't necessarily know that uh that that I trust

1049
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 3: his political that's fair.

1050
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 1: I don't want any rapper to be president from like,

1051
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: it's a good idea on paper, aha, but like then

1052
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 1: for real.

1053
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, there's gonna be a point where it gets silly. Yeah,

1054
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like it's gonna start off

1055
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 3: really good. Oh yeah, yell at the same time, but

1056
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 3: make sure it's different things when you yell at.

1057
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 1: What are you saying? What do you say, Tory Lane? Well,

1058
00:58:57,760 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 1: that's not what we're talking about tonight.

1059
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 3: You mean the Kim Jong ill of rape.

1060
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,919
Speaker 1: When I woke up today and I thought about things

1061
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,919
Speaker 1: that I thought could happen at the show, Tory Lane

1062
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:15,600
Speaker 1: shout out.

1063
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 3: Let's just do a moment of silence for that dude

1064
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 3: who's shot a lady in the foot.

1065
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 1: I'll like you here, this is great. Are you pro

1066
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 1: Tory Lanes?

1067
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 3: She said no, I'm just hey, hey, hey, wait a minute,

1068
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:39,000
Speaker 3: Wait a goddamn minute.

1069
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 1: We all have problematic faves.

1070
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 5: Tela Tequila is perfect in my book, tread nothing to nobody,

1071
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 5: tread lightly.

1072
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 1: This could start the race war. This feels like I

1073
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 1: don't like the whole setup we're doing right now. I'm

1074
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 1: so excited to see you rush out of here when

1075
00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 1: the show is over home safe.

1076
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:15,200
Speaker 13: Come on, Stacey, we gotta go no no, and we

1077
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:19,600
Speaker 13: can't save you. No, like we're just I'm not samoeing.

1078
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 1: I can't fight. All right.

1079
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:28,080
Speaker 3: Well, we had a lot of I'll tell you, we

1080
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 3: had a lot of cool guests planned for you.

1081
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,920
Speaker 1: It was crazy. It was gonna be a real it

1082
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 1: was gonna be a real hell of a time. But

1083
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:39,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna from Yeah, he was gonna call in. He

1084
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:40,919
Speaker 1: gonna be like, I didn't do it. I swear to god.

1085
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 1: It's like put money on my books. Nobody's doing it.

1086
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 3: You're like, hold on, somebody took my phone book from

1087
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 3: me so I can't reach the receiver.

1088
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 1: They stole on my cupcakes. You get it, because he's

1089
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 1: little I got I loved it. Thanks man. I think

1090
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 1: you're a funny guy. Thanks you too, Thanks man. Well, listen,

1091
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 1: this was this was fucking cool. I think we I

1092
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 1: think this is this was a great time. Guys.

1093
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:12,240
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know how you feel, but we're

1094
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 3: extremely grateful that you came out.

1095
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:16,920
Speaker 1: This is the beginning of our tour. We did Seattle

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Speaker 1: last night, and.

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Speaker 3: We're here in La now and we're gonna be on

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Speaker 3: the road for the next month, sort of hitting a

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Speaker 3: bunch of the cool hot spots and the pure and Pittsburgh.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how that happened.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna get Mike Tomlin on the podcast or Omar

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Speaker 3: Epps who can tell the difference.

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Speaker 1: Man, that is real.

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Speaker 3: But but this is this has been a wonderful time.

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Speaker 3: We're so grateful that you came out. We are we're

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Speaker 3: selling some hats out in the front and we have

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Speaker 3: some other ship and.

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Speaker 1: We would love to say hi to you. If you

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Speaker 1: want to take a pictutures, hang out whatever. And if

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Speaker 1: you take a picture, though, it's gotta be with both

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Speaker 1: of us. This girl cut me out of the picture

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Speaker 1: last night. Yeah, it hurt my feelings. When I told Weston,

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Speaker 1: I was laughing, but that was to cover it up.

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Speaker 1: He heard it. No, I didn't know it happened.

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Speaker 3: And then and then it was the first thing Bory

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Speaker 3: told me when I walked in today, and I knew

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Speaker 3: it was laying heavy on his heart.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It's like, did you see

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Speaker 1: that lady that cut me out? Ha ha ha ha

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Speaker 1: ha ha ha ha. No, I'm fine, No, it's cool,

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Speaker 1: it's cool. No, I'm not hurt. No, she she got me.

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Speaker 1: But no, we would love to take pictures with you.

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Speaker 3: We'd love to hang out, we'd love to just just

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Speaker 3: thank you personally for showing up to the fucking show.

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Speaker 3: And as always, if you haven't subscribed ship.

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Speaker 1: At all, No, look at my dog. He's as black

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Speaker 1: as can be. Sorry, I was trying to find one

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Speaker 1: to end one. You made a choice, then I'll shut

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Speaker 1: the fuck up now. No, we should just get out

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Speaker 1: of here. I got one to get say, and then

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Speaker 1: all right, this is This has been a lovely time.

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Speaker 1: We love you so much. Bye, bitchy.

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Speaker 2: My crop chips in yours a Koala bears are racist,

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Speaker 2: the hostal layer, hostly money ships and turkey stuff. Y'all

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Speaker 2: can't tell me.