Speaker 1: Welcome to Can't Fully Reckless, the production of iHeart Radio
Speaker 1: and The Black Effect.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, we on a air.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to you another carefully reckless episode.
Speaker 2: What's Your Girl?
Speaker 1: Just hilarious. I do have my producer here, Taylor. She
Speaker 1: is going to be reading y'all because listen, I'm eight
Speaker 1: months and three weeks pregnant, and so one thing I
Speaker 1: can't do.
Speaker 3: Is no.
Speaker 2: That's going to sound crazy. One thing I can't do
Speaker 2: is read.
Speaker 1: No, So listen, no, no, because y'all about to be
Speaker 1: fucking coming from me. I can read, and I can
Speaker 1: read better than when I first started Breakfast Club.
Speaker 2: Don't play with me, and I don't read with my
Speaker 2: finger no more.
Speaker 1: However, sometimes y'all punctuation is off and I'm just starting
Speaker 1: to read well, so I need great punctuation.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'll be typing, fiddling them little thumbs and y'all be
Speaker 1: like writing like Meek mil on.
Speaker 2: Twitter, and I can decipher through it.
Speaker 1: Also, I don't pre read the stories, guys, because I
Speaker 1: wanted to pop up on y'all just like it pop
Speaker 1: up on me, all right, So we're gonna get straight
Speaker 1: into it. Unfortunately, we have no voice memos because you'
Speaker 1: all scared of niggas knowing y'all voices. So we're gonna
Speaker 1: read the stories. So let's say, hey, hey, y'all, what's up?
Speaker 2: All right? Now here we go. First story. This is
Speaker 2: a man, old woman.
Speaker 3: That's a man.
Speaker 2: That's a man. Okay, what's up, hey, Jess.
Speaker 3: I love women on a physical, emotional, spiritual and sexual level,
Speaker 3: kissing second titties and tools while I'm inside her.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, damn, just give it to me straight the fuck?
Speaker 2: How I got pregnant? Go ahead, city and sold sucking?
Speaker 2: All right, go ahead?
Speaker 3: I love sucking dick.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is wrong with people? Excuse me?
Speaker 3: Look, I love second dick and catch nut in my mouth.
Speaker 3: Nothing about a man is attractive in my eyes though,
Speaker 3: except a pretty dick, black, white, Latino, Asian, Indian. It
Speaker 3: don't matter the race. Just give me the dick and
Speaker 3: give me that nut.
Speaker 2: This nigga is wild.
Speaker 3: When that dick pulsates in my mouth, that's such. It
Speaker 3: turns me on a few times I've swallowed it. Felt
Speaker 3: so good to taste that nut. Internet. Okay, all right,
Speaker 3: So I don't kiss men. There's no intimate touching caressing
Speaker 3: or none of that sensual shit, even though dick slurping
Speaker 3: is probably one of the most intimate. The thought of
Speaker 3: kissing a man makes me want a gag. But I'll
Speaker 3: definitely gag on that dick.
Speaker 2: What is it this one of your friends?
Speaker 1: Oh no, because every time the story is fucking crazy
Speaker 1: to somebody you went to college with.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead, but seriously, this is bothering me because
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm gay.
Speaker 2: What makes a man? What makes a man.
Speaker 3: To consider himself gay? Because I'll tell you, as a teenager,
Speaker 3: the first time I gave a guy had I fucking
Speaker 3: loved it, especially when.
Speaker 1: As a teenager the first time I gave in to
Speaker 1: ga head, I loved it.
Speaker 2: But I'm not gay?
Speaker 3: What especially when he came in my mouth by accident.
Speaker 3: It could have just been an experiment thing, though, but
Speaker 3: I cantfront. I got caught by a few ex girlfriends
Speaker 3: when they went in my email that I usually delete,
Speaker 3: but of course I was slipping. Also throughout the years,
Speaker 3: while in a relationship, I occasionally suck some random dick.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous. Only a few people know about my teenage
Speaker 3: dick sucking. Why is he talking like that?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Like, come on, yo, is this real? Stop playing with me?
Speaker 1: Because I got real mess to fixed, bitch, I can't
Speaker 1: be up here.
Speaker 2: Oh go ahead, girl.
Speaker 3: But my gay sibling knows about the randoms, because of
Speaker 3: course he does the same.
Speaker 2: I know a brother like, no, why am I in it? Bitch?
Speaker 2: I'm out?
Speaker 1: Yeah. We both suck at random dicks, like come on, like,
Speaker 1: don't play him out there like that.
Speaker 3: Ahead even gave me tips on not to be swallowing
Speaker 3: randoms and how to hit more hits on these apps.
Speaker 3: I'm mad picky, though, because if a dick is ugly,
Speaker 3: I'll pass. All my dick guzzling has been on the
Speaker 3: d O via these gay apps I've been doing. I've
Speaker 3: been doing it since the chat Lion days, like the
Speaker 3: new Jersey Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh so he from up here?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, good.
Speaker 3: So many different fancies I like to do. Suck out
Speaker 3: a gloryhole, have a dick sucking gorgy with different dicks.
Speaker 3: Have what's a M three M with me and a
Speaker 3: woman sucking a dick together? Okay, no anal pitching or catching.
Speaker 3: If these don't even happen, I'll be okay with just
Speaker 3: one dick at a time.
Speaker 2: L O, l okay.
Speaker 3: After all that, I still consider myself straight and I
Speaker 3: want to be married to a woman. But I know
Speaker 3: I'm a piece of shit and that I love that
Speaker 3: I have to stop and make a choice. Cheating ain't
Speaker 3: shit regardless of sexuality. Although a loud gay men don't
Speaker 3: consider second Dick gay, bye or any other LGBTQ member.
Speaker 3: I don't think I should come out to a bunch
Speaker 3: of people since I don't like men like that. All
Speaker 3: my friends don't need to know I like second dick.
Speaker 3: Should I find a woman who is cool with my
Speaker 3: past and potential sucking dick cravings. Dick is like a drug.
Speaker 3: All that has sucked dick before knows how good it tastes.
Speaker 3: All right, I know I need your I need your help.
Speaker 3: I kind of think, deep down I will be considered
Speaker 3: gay by most straight people. It's because I'm.
Speaker 1: The oh b it's not deep down you gay outside
Speaker 1: on the surface, that the fuck wrong with you.
Speaker 3: Just because I'm the one sucking the dick and taking
Speaker 3: the nut. Especially women, Even a lot of bibe women
Speaker 3: think men who suck one dick is gay. I really
Speaker 3: do consider myself straight. I know you're confused. I'm just
Speaker 3: as confused. Only once in the blue moon. Well, I
Speaker 3: let a guy suck my dick.
Speaker 2: You just said.
Speaker 3: To all of us, dick sucking.
Speaker 1: Hold up, Hold up, I know the ship getting good.
Speaker 1: But listen to just a couple seconds of a commercial.
Speaker 1: If you love me, you'll listen.
Speaker 2: So what is the motherfucking question.
Speaker 3: To know what he should he tell? I think he
Speaker 3: needs to know, like should.
Speaker 1: He tell women women like openly or well? One thing
Speaker 1: that he was right about through all that dick sucking
Speaker 1: passage was that cheating is wrong, no matter the sexuality.
Speaker 1: But if you want to what a woman, so goddamn
Speaker 1: bed but you have a passion. I'm talking about a
Speaker 1: dying needs to suck dick. You are bisexual, honey, and
Speaker 1: there are women who will accept you like you are.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. So I think you have
Speaker 1: to come clean. I know it doesn't sound embarrassing to you, because, baby,
Speaker 1: the way you just ran it down to me and
Speaker 1: Taylor and the rest of these listeners in their car,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's something that you should ever be
Speaker 1: afraid of. I'm talking about you are more proud to
Speaker 1: Saucy Santana about sucking some dick, okay, the way you
Speaker 1: described it. So I think if you walk around loving yourself,
Speaker 1: living in your motherfucking pride, you will be fine because,
Speaker 1: like I said, now, some women you gotta be you
Speaker 1: gotta be open to the backlash, all right, because if baby,
Speaker 1: you make that sound like, oh lord, like I want
Speaker 1: to go suck my boyfriend dick right now just because
Speaker 1: how good he made that shit.
Speaker 2: Sound, I'm like, hoh, the fuck up? What's going on?
Speaker 1: I ain't slipping a minute, but yeah, because I'm pregnant
Speaker 1: that I don't got time of that shit right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but this shit is crazy, sir, h And the reason
Speaker 1: why I'm saying it's crazy, it's not crazy that that's
Speaker 1: your preference. It's crazy that you you don't think you're gay, like,
Speaker 1: because you went from just sucking dick, only suckingd dick
Speaker 1: that's the only thing I like to do up and
Speaker 1: doing it since I was a teenager, me and my
Speaker 1: brother do it together, like you went from all of
Speaker 1: that to I'll occasionally let a nigga suck my dick, baby, either,
Speaker 1: that's a really, really distinctive fetish that you have or yes,
Speaker 1: you are gay, you're just not you know you're bisexual.
Speaker 1: You're just because you're still attracted to women sexually emotionally
Speaker 1: like you said it. No, it's actually platonically whatever. You're
Speaker 1: attracted to both and you are bisexual. But if that's
Speaker 1: the case, then that's just what you are. You get
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, like you can't beat well, I can't
Speaker 1: say you can't be confused about it, But where is
Speaker 1: the confusion setting If that's what you like to do,
Speaker 1: you like to do that. I think guys, though, in general,
Speaker 1: I think they do just see straight or gay.
Speaker 3: They don't see by because I know I have a
Speaker 3: friend that's gay, and he was trying to tell me,
Speaker 3: like he's messed with the guys, yeah, but saying because
Speaker 3: he doesn't, he hasn't messed with him. And that guy
Speaker 3: claims that he's the only gay guy that he's messed with.
Speaker 3: That even my friend like doesn't consider him gay because
Speaker 3: because you haven't messed around or.
Speaker 1: So your friend, so your gay friend does not classify
Speaker 1: the straight got the d guy is gay.
Speaker 3: Not necessari saily he more so I guess he does
Speaker 3: consider he says he's bisexual in a way. Okay, the
Speaker 3: the d young guy hasn't basically accepted that of himself.
Speaker 2: So that don't mean he's not gay. That means he's
Speaker 2: not out.
Speaker 3: And I was like, he's still mess with a guy before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that just means he's not out, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, he's not publicly gay. But yeah, yeah, that's why,
Speaker 1: And that's what I'm trying to tell his nigga.
Speaker 2: Just because he loved women and you don't think he's gay.
Speaker 3: Clearly he wants transgender.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, what if he'd be like, now, hold up,
Speaker 2: bit because I ain't say all.
Speaker 3: That because look, if you want you love.
Speaker 2: Women, because that's a whole another lane.
Speaker 3: If you love women, I'm just saying, and they transition
Speaker 3: a man trans to a woman, got the dick already,
Speaker 3: and then you got the.
Speaker 1: Woman or transsexual because transgender is when they don't have
Speaker 1: the dick anymore. Oh her, So he would like trans actuals.
Speaker 2: Get you one.
Speaker 1: But what if he like a straight nigga, Like what
Speaker 1: if he like to suck the buff niggas dicks, like
Speaker 1: the ones that don't even look like that game, like
Speaker 1: a like a nigga like luj or fucking fifty.
Speaker 3: I don't think, but I don't think he's judging off
Speaker 3: of you think he's judging off of the faith because.
Speaker 2: He because doesn't make sense then oh yeah, because he
Speaker 2: did say but he's lying to me.
Speaker 1: I felt like, I just feel like, you don't want
Speaker 1: to be in a relationship with a man, but something
Speaker 1: about that man turns you on before you see his dick,
Speaker 1: because Nigga's not just walking around with their dicks hanging
Speaker 1: out like you had. Something about the man has to
Speaker 1: be attractive to you to where you want to see
Speaker 1: his dick to suck it and let him not near
Speaker 1: your mouth because he was like ugly dicks, but it
Speaker 1: was something. How did you get there to see the
Speaker 1: dick was ugly? He's a trades attracted some more than
Speaker 1: the dick.
Speaker 2: He's just I know, his little mouth is disgusting. I
Speaker 2: just the nut.
Speaker 1: And then and then you're going suck some bitch toes
Speaker 1: and titties and oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder if you has to swallow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all their mouth condoms. I need to know because
Speaker 1: people out here they know they don't. I'm like, uh,
Speaker 1: you can't. You just can't trust that that was rather disgusting, sir,
Speaker 1: But I think you need to be honest with your
Speaker 1: goddamn self.
Speaker 2: You are attracted to both sexist. That's just what it is.
Speaker 1: And until you really looking in the mirror and be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: look this is who I am, it's gonna be harder
Speaker 1: for you to move forward.
Speaker 2: Like you said, I don't know, I'm confused you.
Speaker 1: You admitted it at the end of your passage, like
Speaker 1: I'm confused myself. You know, you ain't too confused about
Speaker 1: sucking dick. You're not confused about loving women, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. You're not confused about being attracted the guys.
Speaker 1: You already got a brother.
Speaker 2: That's gay.
Speaker 3: Shit.
Speaker 1: If that shit in you is in you, you feel
Speaker 1: me like bus sorry because I know you ain't gonna
Speaker 1: say you took no dick.
Speaker 2: I ain't talking about dick being in you.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about if that same sex, sexuality, same sex agenda,
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck. If that's in you, that shit is
Speaker 1: in you, you know, and you can't run from it
Speaker 1: because that's what you're comfortable doing. Like you're more comfortable
Speaker 1: talking about sucking dick than eating Busy Like that's you,
Speaker 1: that's all you soon as I think of a dick,
Speaker 1: I'm a thinking about you every time, super it motherfucker.
Speaker 2: So I just think you need.
Speaker 1: To be honest with yourself. That's how I feel about it.
Speaker 1: Be honest with yourself and live in your truth. Baby,
Speaker 1: You're bisexual, and there are women and men both who
Speaker 1: will accept you the way that you are. And if
Speaker 1: nobody ever told you not, even the random, strangest dick
Speaker 1: should be second that.
Speaker 2: They love you. I love you. If you love me,
Speaker 2: you'll listen to this commercial and then we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Move on, Please, this is crazy. I was eating a
Speaker 1: whole fucking sandwich.
Speaker 3: Oh hey, Jess, So I need help from my friend.
Speaker 3: I have a friend who's an educated woman with a
Speaker 3: doctorate degree and great person. She adopted a young black
Speaker 3: male from a dysfunctional family. She dated her now husband
Speaker 3: for five years before he proposed. He proposed, They got married,
Speaker 3: and he too adopted her son. He's a black male
Speaker 3: who makes close to six figures. She also makes close
Speaker 3: to six figures. The parents from the outside is they
Speaker 3: are a power couple. They built this home in the
Speaker 3: area where we live for approximately worth a quarter of
Speaker 3: a million dollars. She's between the ages of forty and
Speaker 3: forty two. He's between the age of forty nine fifty one.
Speaker 3: She's five nine, which approximately one fifty. She's a beautiful woman.
Speaker 3: He's six y two in good shit as well. To me.
Speaker 3: He's a good person. But he does not have sex
Speaker 3: with his wife. He makes a lot of excuses for
Speaker 3: not having sex. Also Mary, for approximately for four years,
Speaker 3: they've had sex two and a half times. She's ready
Speaker 3: to leave. Her patience is wearing thin. What do you think?
Speaker 2: So wait a minute.
Speaker 1: Okay, So they have this beautiful little boy that they adopted.
Speaker 1: They're both black, right, okay, and they've been married for
Speaker 1: four years.
Speaker 2: She looks good.
Speaker 1: He looks good, you know, as far as body build,
Speaker 1: the parents, whatever. And in the course of their four
Speaker 1: year marriage, they've only had sex two and a half times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what though, she's not really saying
Speaker 3: if her friend is black or not. She just says
Speaker 3: that she's a beautiful woman.
Speaker 2: He's six too.
Speaker 3: She never said anything about her race.
Speaker 1: So she's sixteen and the man is fibably no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you know he's six two. Oh.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say what dad goes right there.
Speaker 3: But she's between the ages of forty four two. He's
Speaker 3: between the age of forty nine fifty one.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's up there a little bit. And she's how old.
Speaker 3: She's between forty and forty two? So just say here,
Speaker 3: you're forty one, okay, okay, forty nine to fifty one, Okay,
Speaker 3: so he's.
Speaker 2: Fifty, well, goofy.
Speaker 1: What I think is it's really her, This is her
Speaker 1: writing me and it's not it's not, no goddamn friend,
Speaker 1: because what the hell, girl, I don't know that sound
Speaker 1: like they got a whole bunch of problems, a whole
Speaker 1: bunch of And then look, if you are the friend,
Speaker 1: how do you know that it's not a reason for that?
Speaker 1: It has to be It's no reason I'm going to
Speaker 1: stay married to somebody for four years, four years and
Speaker 1: I only had sex within that four years two and
Speaker 1: a half times.
Speaker 2: And then what is the half?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Did he not finish? Was it only oral?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: What the hell? I don't like this one? So what
Speaker 2: is she asking me?
Speaker 3: She's ready to leave appaci'ss rngthen should she stay?
Speaker 2: Basically the patients are wearing thing.
Speaker 1: You basically have a fucking virgin again, baby, Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: definitely leave but I just want to know that something
Speaker 1: not work.
Speaker 3: It might be it might be that because I.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, because that's even for him. He has sexual
Speaker 1: needs as well. A man has sexual needs just like
Speaker 1: a woman. And two and a half times within four
Speaker 1: years is crazy, Like it may be something and maybe
Speaker 1: a medical issue that he has.
Speaker 2: I mean, is she is your friend checking on that, Like.
Speaker 1: Maybe she don't want to tell you all of the
Speaker 1: business and she's just venting to you as a homegirl
Speaker 1: that she's sexually frustrated because she hasn't been able to
Speaker 1: have sex with her husband. But you know, ain't that
Speaker 1: much cheating into my fucking world to only fuck your
Speaker 1: wife for four years two and a half times. I
Speaker 1: think maybe it doesn't work. What was the reason for
Speaker 1: them adopting, Like can not have children, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So it's either.
Speaker 2: One of them.
Speaker 1: And there's your friend being honest with you, because it
Speaker 1: could be her too, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: I think that that sounds more of a medical issue
Speaker 1: something that them too need to that's way beyond just
Speaker 1: fix my mess.
Speaker 2: Baby.
Speaker 1: I can't fix nobody, Dick, I can't fix nobody. Plus
Speaker 1: see I can't fix nobody.
Speaker 3: I wonder why she also put like, you know, she's
Speaker 3: a doctor, she has a doctor's degree. He makes six figures, like.
Speaker 1: Because in her mind, it's sound like she's selling this
Speaker 1: couple as a dream couple, like they are the perfect couple.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: They look good together, like image wise, that's what it
Speaker 1: sounds like, image and status.
Speaker 3: But and that's where she says, she goes, he's six
Speaker 3: two in good shape.
Speaker 1: As well, to me, to you, but you're talking about
Speaker 1: to you, Yeah, from the outside looking at the man
Speaker 1: inside is probably fucked up as the day is long,
Speaker 1: you don't know, like maybe yeah, maybe there's having so
Speaker 1: he makes a lot of excuses. Do your homegirl, know
Speaker 1: you telling me all this shit? Because this sounds this
Speaker 1: sound likes something that you shouldn't even fucking know to
Speaker 1: be honest, But yeah, I may. I understand that girls
Speaker 1: talk and girls talk to each other all the time.
Speaker 1: Of course your friend is a woman. She needs to
Speaker 1: vent what are the excuses? Yeah, that he may be gay.
Speaker 1: I mean that's also another thing as well. But if
Speaker 1: you didn't know that and can't see that in four years,
Speaker 1: like shit, seriously, now, listen, there are DL marriages, DL relationships.
Speaker 1: Do you'd be surprised how long a nigga can fake
Speaker 1: that he's gay or pretend that he isn't gay. But
Speaker 1: four years you didn't know at all. That's why I
Speaker 1: think it's medical. But does she give an example of
Speaker 1: an excuse? Like, give us an example of an excuse?
Speaker 1: It's like how you going to tell a business but
Speaker 1: not enough tell they goddamn business? What do he say?
Speaker 1: So you need to write me because I don't even
Speaker 1: know how to help. I'm trying to send a nigga
Speaker 1: to the doctor. Taylor City Gay. I don't know what's
Speaker 1: going so you need to let us know. All right,
Speaker 1: And just like that, we've come to the end of
Speaker 1: yet another carefully reckless episode with your Carol J just
Speaker 1: hilarious and your girl Taylor. Say by to the people
Speaker 1: tailor and say thank you, thank thank yeah you I'm
Speaker 1: saying you, say thank you to the people for listening,
Speaker 1: you for writing, and let's ever mind y'all.
Speaker 2: All right, We'll just see y'all next week.
Speaker 1: I love y'all, and tune in each and every Wednesday, y'all,
Speaker 1: and also turn into the Breakfast Club I'll be fixing
Speaker 1: mess own Thursdays.
Speaker 2: I don't know how much more long I can do it.
Speaker 1: I feel like this baby is trying to crawl up
Speaker 1: out of me right now, Lord, and I'll be so happy,
Speaker 1: so I can smoke a blunt, you know, and just
Speaker 1: go out in the streets, give this baby to her
Speaker 1: father and be like, hey, y'all, what I miss So
Speaker 1: we'll be back next week. And in my deepest painful
Speaker 1: oh no, I'll do that peace, no more. Bye bye.
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