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Speaker 4: Do you wanna welcome you back home?

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Speaker 5: Tell us all about it?

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Speaker 1: We scared her?

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Speaker 3: Was it fine?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need ride?

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Speaker 4: Do with Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 5: Welcome? Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen gil Gareff.

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Speaker 5: We are going to pick up Whitmer Thomas.

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Speaker 1: You know Whitmer Tall, blonde, young, free.

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Speaker 3: Handsome, agile, innocent, worldly, talented.

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Speaker 5: Thoughtful, Southern.

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Speaker 1: Round glasses.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes he wears round glasses that would have that's that

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Speaker 5: signifies the end of the list, because that's the last

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Speaker 5: thing I'm going to mention.

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 3: And also he could take those off and then you'd

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, good thing. There was all those other describing

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Speaker 5: where it's prior to these glasses that are are not

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Speaker 1: Saying, they're not. It's not a quality of a person.

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Speaker 3: That's just an accessory, right, It's not superficial.

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Speaker 5: It's quantity of people that we're looking for.

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Speaker 3: We'd want people with as many qualities quantity wise as possible.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm saying I want fatties.

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Speaker 1: Dare you?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 5: But me?

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Speaker 1: Clearly we haven't worked together in a while.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Karen, how are you?

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Speaker 1: Chris? I miss you. I miss us me too.

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Speaker 3: You know, we have a good thing with this podcast,

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Speaker 3: and it's very hard to do.

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Speaker 5: It is hard to do.

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Speaker 3: I wish, uh, we might want to consider bringing a

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Speaker 5: For those of you, I know there's a lot of

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Speaker 5: podcasts out there for people to People have to decide

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Speaker 5: they're easier to reck. I'm having a lot of trouble

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Speaker 1: And we love about you.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna accept that about myself. It is what I

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Speaker 1: Though, Oh I wish that wasn't true.

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Speaker 5: I've been watching the show I'm hosting, and so to

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Speaker 5: Maybe wouldn't it be funny if I had some allergic

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Speaker 3: Maybe like you're caught like you always had a beasting

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well I talk like I have a mouthful of bees.

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Speaker 5: I don't know, it's a.

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Speaker 5: I never I never really watched that movie close enough

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Speaker 5: That's why I didn't watch the movie.

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Speaker 5: I don't. I don't. I don't shove to your agenda

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Speaker 5: He died in real life.

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Speaker 1: B movie A little bee? Jerry Seinfeld in his mouth,

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Speaker 5: What's the deal with you not breathing? After this? Sting?

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Speaker 3: Then stings there singing the last song of the credits.

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Speaker 5: Oh but but yeah. I've been watching all host genius

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Speaker 5: It's please, don't nobody look at me. Don't look at

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Speaker 5: me after If you ever seen me perform live, as

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Speaker 5: It thanks for It's hard, it's it's a difficult way

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like your it's like your hook. And then

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, And it's like it's like the people that

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Speaker 5: I think I'm thinking of Rocky horror picture show or

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 3: But you have been very busy with a full time

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Speaker 5: It is, it's just not that often. If it was

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Speaker 5: The point is it is when we're doing it very tiresome.

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Speaker 5: But I yeah, again, I really I just watch myself

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Speaker 3: I know, but I have to say, especially for somebody,

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Speaker 1: I don't think we're really supposed to.

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Speaker 3: I think the people that like themselves and are fans themselves.

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Speaker 3: I think the truly talented are repulsed by their own

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Speaker 5: There's there's something that happens on this podcast where someone

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Speaker 5: Sending oh do you want to get technology? Give me

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Speaker 1: By a huge old church.

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Speaker 5: If we go up ahead and pull into this beautiful

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Speaker 5: I don't know. I would say that's him silhouette? So

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Speaker 1: Does he not?

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Speaker 5: He should have a coat.

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Speaker 7: You need you should be wearing a coat. Oh, we're

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Speaker 7: going to hit the curt Oh there he is, Whitmer.

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Speaker 5: Hello, how are you? There's a microphone by your bottom,

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Speaker 5: and my purse is over there too, so don't be

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Speaker 5: looking through that. Yeah, touch it and slam it up

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Speaker 1: Cool house in front of your house.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that I live in a like this backhouse

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Speaker 6: And it was moved the guy who owns that property

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Speaker 6: Yeah? My voice doesn't carry very well.

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Speaker 5: Well I got there's always I'm not getting him very well.

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Speaker 5: Oh I don't do stand up anymore. It's oh really

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Speaker 5: I've been. I have been performing though I did just

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Speaker 5: It's an opinion, so don't correct me. It's my opinion.

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Speaker 5: With you're always jumping down my throat with this stuff.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I promised you I wouldn't fight our guests.

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Speaker 5: I always, you know me. It's a'm morning radio style.

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Speaker 5: I get in there and I really start throwing punches.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Always, But I'd say if you go up three or

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Speaker 5: four times a week, you're doing your job. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 5: thank you for agreeing. A god knows what would happen

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and do you know Karen very well? Have you

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we piled around. I've drawn drawn a picture of her.

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Speaker 6: We had a running bit at our old Power Violence

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Speaker 6: Really? Uh you know sincere Way.

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Speaker 1: Witt wrote me a song. Yeah, I just found the

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Speaker 5: Oh really, you gave her the lyrics sheet. That's sweet.

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Speaker 6: I must have.

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Speaker 3: That's that looks like it's from a mental hospital.

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Speaker 1: It's so hilariously. Oh, it's just hilarious.

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Speaker 5: Is when you say new Power Violence Show, have you

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Speaker 6: We don't do the shows often now, Yeah, eventually you'll

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh, all these exits, it's it's they are so horrifying. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: First I heard this was the first freeway ever built.

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Speaker 5: This is rat Now everyone's gonna know where you live.

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Speaker 6: Now I am. I'm freaked by this freeway.

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Speaker 5: It's horrifying, ridiculous.

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Speaker 6: They the I guess cars only went twenty miles an

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Speaker 3: That's the funniest thing to me is that you get

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Speaker 1: Like you.

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Speaker 3: You come from a stop and then try to get

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Speaker 5: Karen drives a car from the twenties.

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Speaker 1: She does it is the Model A.

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Speaker 5: It's beautiful, it's classic it's the cars on the historic Registry.

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Speaker 5: There's no temporary lane. Like when you enter this freeway,

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's waw less. I like living living on the

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Speaker 1: You's such a nice neighborhood.

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Speaker 5: You live in Zoo. It's beautiful.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, thanks, that's I've lived probably in every little

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Speaker 5: I noticed you had some uh, some fast and furious

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Speaker 6: Yeah, the that street at night especially, people are just

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Speaker 5: Fast as Oh okay, so they weren't necessarily that. I

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Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe they weren't. I mean park Oh, so you

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Speaker 5: So back to the power. Where's the new power?

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Speaker 6: Oh, now it's at the satellite. Oh the satellite. That

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Speaker 6: place is great. Yeah, it's okay, it's fun. It's different.

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Speaker 6: It's not as it's much more i'd say curated in venue.

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Speaker 6: it's not good. So we have to think about it

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Speaker 6: a lot more. And it's not as fun of a

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Speaker 5: I can only imagine, oh, I haven't done your show

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Speaker 5: for a while. That must mean we have beef.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that you're mad, I mean, And usually what it

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Speaker 6: we've got enough. That's why I don't get mad when

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Speaker 6: I don't get booked on shows.

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Speaker 1: So many comedians.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, there really is. What would Chris and I like

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Speaker 6: if Chris wasn't an artist slash skateboarder and I wasn't

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Speaker 6: a I guess, uh, just straight up skateboarder, a skateboarder actor,

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Speaker 3: I saw you in that short film what was it

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Speaker 6: My Daughter's boyfriend?

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Speaker 5: Oh your pool side a.

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Speaker 6: Lot, yeah, poolside creepy boyfriend.

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Speaker 5: Man. I like that. I like the kitchen scene. I

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Speaker 6: Oh thanks, Yeah, that was Joe. I would like to

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Speaker 6: Joey Izzo is just like very talented, and I definitely

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Speaker 1: So that's good.

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Speaker 5: Well that's that's that's called directing.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he's a very good he's a very good director.

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Speaker 3: Mand acting, you have to be a client as an.

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Speaker 1: Actor, you will.

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Speaker 5: Did you guys know that when Buddy I think he's

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Speaker 6: Oh, I've got a picture of that. Yeah, that was

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Speaker 5: I'm very What people don't know about me, Karen, I'm

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Speaker 5: And tell him lifting a friend. So he's standing. I crouched,

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Speaker 5: so I'm lifting with my back. Also, you're not supposed

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Speaker 6: I did it. A lot of people took photos and

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Speaker 5: That was a long time ago, and it's probably the best,

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Speaker 6: And then after that we went to some diner by

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Speaker 3: Steve in real life, real life.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, just fell asleep while eating them, sitting straight up.

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Speaker 6: And then everybody took pictures of that. No, that's I

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Speaker 5: It was a long time ago. Yeah, it seemed like

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Speaker 6: Oh wait, well you stayed the right Sorry, sorry, sorry, sir,

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Speaker 1: I panicked, It's okay.

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Speaker 5: We Uh. One night I went into Norms and it

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Speaker 6: Ever, that's a magical moment.

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Speaker 5: It was the best.

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Speaker 3: I wonder if that's the moment diner where the guy

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Speaker 1: He got all his inspiration.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Oh, man. I remember when I first moved to LA

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Speaker 6: For Ocean Park Pizza? And then I delivered for yummy

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Speaker 6: Yeah. But now there was a couple of different customers

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Speaker 5: She come upstairs.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. No, she was like, come on into the living

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Speaker 6: I don't know. And then she came in and gave

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Speaker 6: down and stood me up and pulled my pants down

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00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,040
Speaker 6: and gave me a blowjob.

451
00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:44,560
Speaker 1: It are you.

452
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 3: Not describing the last dirty movie you rented?

453
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 6: No, I'm not really. I swear this happened. So after

454
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,159
Speaker 6: that happened, she was like, come back to my place

455
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 6: after you get off. I went back to work and

456
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,360
Speaker 6: all the other drivers were closing out, you know, and

457
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,399
Speaker 6: cashing out and stuff. And I was like, hey, have

458
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 6: you'll ever been to this person's house and they were

459
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 6: like yeah, yeah, out of time. Man, she's a babe,

460
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,920
Speaker 6: And I was like, yeah, that's anything. Have you ever

461
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 6: is anything ever? And they were like, she ah, right, man,

462
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 6: we wish And then I sped back to her place

463
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 6: and I called her and she didn't respond, and then

464
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 6: texted her and she didn't respond, and I waited there.

465
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 6: This is probably a.

466
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,399
Speaker 5: One that's funny.

467
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 6: I waited there until three am, and she called me

468
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:31,400
Speaker 6: and told me to come up.

469
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:35,199
Speaker 5: And when I went up, she was having a vodka

470
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 5: and salad nap.

471
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 6: No, she was looking through a telescope on her balcony.

472
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 6: She lived on the beach in Santa Monica. Whoa, And

473
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 6: she like told me to come out there. I thought

474
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,879
Speaker 6: she was gonna teach me everything I ever needed.

475
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:52,920
Speaker 5: To know, missus Robinson, so yeah, sure, But.

476
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 6: Instead she just brought me out to her balcony and

477
00:23:55,520 --> 00:24:02,159
Speaker 6: told me about astrological symbols and oh and eventually she

478
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 6: started talking about how she could never she'll never be

479
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,880
Speaker 6: able to find love. Oh no, and that how I'm

480
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 6: not like the other drivers.

481
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 5: Oh and then she said she had had relations with

482
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:15,160
Speaker 5: the other drivers.

483
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,399
Speaker 6: I don't know. That's the thing. I remember her going,

484
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 6: You're not like Wayne.

485
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 5: The other kid who.

486
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 6: Looked like Chris Rock was always he always wanted to

487
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 6: talk about fantasy football.

488
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 5: But that guy. She she was.

489
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 6: Like, yeah, you're not like the other drivers. And she's like,

490
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,159
Speaker 6: you go to a lot of houses on this street

491
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 6: and as yeah, and she goes a lot of the

492
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 6: girl women like me on the street and I said,

493
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, honestly there it's just a lot.

494
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 1: Of very.

495
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 6: Like fit women. And that's she was like, do you

496
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 6: know why I'm I's like no, And she goes, this

497
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 6: is called call girl alley.

498
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,120
Speaker 5: What And I swear this is real.

499
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 6: I've just got I'm good at telling this story because

500
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 6: people always ask me if I've ever ever hooked up

501
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 6: with anybody?

502
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 5: All she's in the sex worker industry.

503
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:13,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, she goes, this is called call girl Alley. Most

504
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 6: of the people who live on this street or were

505
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,639
Speaker 6: high profile call girls. Wow, and that's how we make

506
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 6: our living. Like I'm not actually a masseuse. And she

507
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 6: had her yet she had like a massage table in

508
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 6: her place.

509
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 5: Oh wow, with a price tag still on the three

510
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:33,920
Speaker 5: inches of dust. That is a maze. That's the most

511
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,360
Speaker 5: erotic story we've ever heard on you to need a run?

512
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 3: That was girlfriend in La Yeah, how long did you

513
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 3: was the wedding bells?

514
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 5: No?

515
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 6: But she did. Eventually she texted me that she moved

516
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 6: out because I quit, you know, and then stopped seeing her.

517
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 6: And she texted me that she moved out of that

518
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 6: place and onto a boat and would invite me to

519
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 6: come onto her boat all the time.

520
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 5: But I never would, Yeah, because you'd get seasick. Yeah,

521
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 5: because she grew, she had become a captain sat.

522
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 3: I love that story that she's still tippy.

523
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was what was weird. After she gave me

524
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 6: that blowjob, she gave me five dollars.

525
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 5: Oh that's great. Did she make some sort of just

526
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 5: the tip joke, like, because that would have been a

527
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 5: perfect time for her to do that.

528
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 6: No. But what's funny about that is after that, I

529
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 6: had a set or something at Tiger Lily like the

530
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 6: next day, and I was high off of that experience.

531
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 6: I couldn't believe it. And Howard Kramer, who I didn't know.

532
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 6: I only knew him in the way that I had seen,

533
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,479
Speaker 6: you know, any comedian on stage and sure, and was like, oh,

534
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 6: he's like a successful comedian and he that's like, that's cool,

535
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 6: he's like a headliner.

536
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought at that time.

537
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 6: I was really new and I was really nervous.

538
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 5: To meet and he is a he is a cool headliner. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

539
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 5: but at the time there's more of a trash from Oh.

540
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 6: There were desolutely at a huge contract. Yeah, and I

541
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 6: remember he uh, I think introduced him or I introduced

542
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 6: myself to him. He asked me somehow we got to

543
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 6: talk about it, and then he asked me if I

544
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 6: had ever hooked up with anybody I was delivering to,

545
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 6: and I told him, and I remember by the end

546
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:24,159
Speaker 6: of the story there was all of these comedians, like headlining,

547
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 6: cool comedians who were gathered around listening to me tell

548
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 6: the story. And it was like my introduction to cool comics.

549
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 6: It was a very cool uh three days of my life.

550
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,719
Speaker 5: It's not a story that you would solicit or I

551
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 5: can't knowing you. I can't imagine you just bringing it up.

552
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 5: Someone has to say, oh, delivery, did you have? Yeah, that's.

553
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 6: You.

554
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 5: Ever go ahead and rock and roll.

555
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 6: My friend rod we both worked there at that place.

556
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 5: Of course, rod used to get still nothing.

557
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 6: He's the king of YENGI well Rodney.

558
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rodney's my favorite person to talk to parties.

559
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 5: Yeah.

560
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 6: He would work there too, and he would always make

561
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:19,199
Speaker 6: fun of me because of my experiences with just people

562
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 6: in general, not even not just women, just like I

563
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 6: would get One time I got sort of trapped into

564
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 6: a closet by an obsessive, compulsive guy who was making

565
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 6: me like put his San Pellegrino water with all of

566
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 6: the cases facing a certain way, and it was just

567
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 6: like he had a Picasso in the closet.

568
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 3: Yeah.

569
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I would go to the craziest places

570
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 6: and what I found was like delivering in groceries in

571
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 6: Santa Monica was where I work. You would deliver in

572
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 6: Santa Monica and Venice, and I found that Venice and

573
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 6: Santa Monica are so different. Santa Monica is this weirdo

574
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 6: rich people who typically are working in the industry and

575
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 6: are often very good tippers.

576
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 5: Uh huh.

577
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 6: And Venice, I'm sure this is not how No, not

578
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 6: Venus people were the fucking worst.

579
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 5: Hey, hey, I'm in Marina del Rey. I'm about yeah

580
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 5: beard in a boat.

581
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 6: They were the worst. And they were always so.

582
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 5: Uh rude.

583
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, anytime anybody had any Marilyn Monroe art, they were

584
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 6: always going to.

585
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 5: Be Oh that's a great constant.

586
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're probably on coke. I think those two things

587
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: go together.

588
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 6: Or like something.

589
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 5: Jim Morris, well, I'm not surprised that you didn't end

590
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 5: up in weird situations where people needed you in some way,

591
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,239
Speaker 5: because it's a type of person that needs to have

592
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:50,959
Speaker 5: their groceries delivered, like agoraphobic or or OCD or whatever,

593
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 5: obsessive compulsive like I need to stay home and have someone,

594
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 5: And whether they want to face it or not, they're

595
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 5: probably lonely and they're like a person's here, Oh, I'm

596
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 5: looking at my collection, Look at my boobs, look at help,

597
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 5: get in my closet something, this is a Picasso hold me.

598
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 6: I remember Rod was showing me the Ropes on my

599
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 6: first day and he was like, yeah, so your first day,

600
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 6: it's a Monday, so you mainly just delivered to businesses.

601
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 6: It'll be a good day. Monday's a great Monday morning

602
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 6: is a great morning. And I was like, sweet, this

603
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 6: is gonna be great. My first delivery was to some

604
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:28,239
Speaker 6: apartment on on the by the beach, and it was

605
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 6: this girl who was wasted from the night before, who

606
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 6: made me take my shoes off and made me sit

607
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 6: on the couch and explain to me how fucked up

608
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 6: everything is.

609
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 5: In the world.

610
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, just in the world.

611
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 5: Thank god she didn't bring up astrology.

612
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 6: And then yeah, she sat next to me on the

613
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 6: couch and she said, why are you a delivery blake.

614
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 6: I was like, I don't know, because it's a cool job.

615
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 6: And she was like, okay, wow, I think you're too

616
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 6: cool to be a delivery boy.

617
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 5: What who the hell are you?

618
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 6: I don't know, man, it was cool, the best.

619
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: Time of my life. After how many minutes since she

620
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: decided this, it was.

621
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 6: Like five minutes.

622
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 5: How long did you stay? Don't you have other deliveries?

623
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 6: I did, but I was dude, you just get stuck.

624
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 6: I wish everybody could just shadow a driver.

625
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, because you would.

626
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 6: Get stuck doing people's chores.

627
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 1: You would get you.

628
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 6: I would ask you to at least with uber left.

629
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 5: They're in your car for a minute and then you're

630
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 5: rid of them. It's like there. You can't get any

631
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 5: further than that. But when you're going to someone's house,

632
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 5: depending on how to please just come into the next room,

633
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 5: you're probably like, well, I'm either dying or I'm going

634
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 5: to be bored, or I have to help someone with

635
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 5: their catheter.

636
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: Or celebrities, any celebrities yeah.

637
00:31:55,960 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 6: I delivered to cool. Definitely delivered to celebrities.

638
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 5: Hello cool, I'll just say I'll just say celebrity, Sandra Bullet, Wish, Clooney, Elton,

639
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 5: John Who did I deliver James l.

640
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 6: Ro delivered to John cheatle a bunch?

641
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 5: Oh nice? Yeah, yeah, he's got it. He seems like he.

642
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 6: Delivered to the guys from a mentalist.

643
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 5: Baker.

644
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 6: Everybody was nice. I didn't have any weird celebrity accounters.

645
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 6: John Cleese's daughter, Camilla, who's now a comedian.

646
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's a comic. I've met her.

647
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, she but back then I don't think she was

648
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 6: a comedian and she would tip like fucking it would

649
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 6: change your life.

650
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 5: Oh really, she's she's a nice person. She's very very tall.

651
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 6: She's crazy. But she's on Main Street in Santa Monica.

652
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 6: That's made out all metal. It's called like edge Cliff.

653
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 6: It's by where Ben and Jerry's is on Main Street.

654
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 5: Yeah. Is it not shape like a piano bill?

655
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 3: Oh?

656
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 5: Is it?

657
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 6: Maybe?

658
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 5: I think a bird's eye view or a plane. If

659
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 5: you're not a bird, who can describe pianos?

660
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 6: It's shape like a there's a theater there and I

661
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 6: guess the woman who owns that theater would employ her

662
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 6: assistance to get groceries in ice and water and beer

663
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 6: delivered there for the week, so you would just keep

664
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 6: your fingers crossed that you would get that delivery. But

665
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,959
Speaker 6: sometimes they would already have a bunch of the stuff

666
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 6: from the last week, but it was just on the

667
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 6: assistance list of things to do, and I think the

668
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 6: owner of the place would give her like, okay, just

669
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 6: spend three hundred dollars and do it. So sometimes you

670
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 6: would go where they would only spend fifty bucks on groceries,

671
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 6: and the assistant was so cool that she would tip

672
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 6: everybody to like two hundred and fifty bucks. So it

673
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 6: would it like I missed that a lot, like getting

674
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 6: a tip that will that just like, oh my god,

675
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 6: this changes everything.

676
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, my whole month is different.

677
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 4: Yeah.

678
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 5: I love those little Everyone loves money, right he look,

679
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 5: well that brings it all. Look at it. Those grapefruits

680
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 5: are going to sometriss o. That guy's so excited ours now.

681
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 5: That guy, that guy is not like you and Rod.

682
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,280
Speaker 5: He seemed pretty by the books.

683
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: You know, those are the ones that are the trickiest.

684
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, everybody, everybody who worked in Hollywood too, said the

685
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 6: Wayne's brothers would give you a crazy good tip.

686
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:33,959
Speaker 5: And really, because I've heard that, Uh, Sean didn't tip

687
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 5: very well at a restaurant. I have really good stories.

688
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 6: It was with Marlon this night.

689
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,280
Speaker 5: Marlon, Yes, that's what I'm thinking of the young one. Yeah,

690
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:47,479
Speaker 5: he didn't tip very well. Sean's nice. I like that guy.

691
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 5: I even like his stand up comedy.

692
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 6: I love those I love that whole family. In my mind,

693
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 6: they do.

694
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 5: No wrong, especially if you're looking at a movie list. Yeah.

695
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 6: But uh and then Kevin Smith, great tipper, Drew Carrey.

696
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 5: Good So you went all the way up. Did you

697
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 5: go into his house? Oh?

698
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 6: No, I didn't meet these guys. These are just like

699
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 6: from I would mainly deliver at night to loansome women.

700
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 6: During the day was the celebs.

701
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 5: I could listen to you talk about that all the time.

702
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 5: That's the best.

703
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe you need to start a podcast

704
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 3: because it's kind of like erotic fan fiction.

705
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: But what really happened?

706
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 6: I thought about it.

707
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 5: My next started sweating during that as soon as the

708
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 5: dildo came out of the couch, and I was like,

709
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 5: oh my lord, it feels like.

710
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 6: It definitely something out of a Brett Easton, Ellis Breddy,

711
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 6: Bretty Sternellis Reddy.

712
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 5: That's so great.

713
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 1: I like it.

714
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 3: Now, will you tell my second favorite story because that

715
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 3: just replaced it. But the other story that you tell

716
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 3: that I love, if you're comfortable doing it, is what

717
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 3: happened to you when you were little?

718
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 6: Oh when I was kidnapped?

719
00:35:58,960 --> 00:35:59,280
Speaker 1: Yes?

720
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 6: What the first time you were what?

721
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 5: Where? Oh? Yeah?

722
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 4: Where?

723
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 5: What kind of a town? Let's first describe.

724
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: There are all these stories. You just have the same

725
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 1: smile on your face. It's all I all a similar experience.

726
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 6: I just think that by the time I was like eleven,

727
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 6: so many I had been so put upon and everything

728
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 6: worked out. But by the time I was eleven, my

729
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 6: life was such a joke.

730
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,280
Speaker 5: You know, like how am I around?

731
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 6: Because there was another time? Okay, well there was another

732
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 6: time when I was eleven where I almost got kidnapped

733
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 6: again in New York City. But when I was three,

734
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 6: I was lived in Birmingham, and I was hanging Birmingham, Alabama,

735
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 6: was hanging out with my in my kitchen, and a

736
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 6: man broke into my house. I mean, I'll tell the

737
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 6: full story, not this, but man so a man broke

738
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 6: in my house. He like pushed my mom down.

739
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 5: I still have anticipation of it getting erotic though. Sorry.

740
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 6: Sorry, he broke into my house, pushed my mom down

741
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 6: and grabbed me out of the kitchen and then ran

742
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 6: out the back of the house and he ran up

743
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 6: the steps that we lived in. Our house was lower

744
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 6: than the backstreet, so he had to run up the

745
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 6: steps and then out into the street. And luckily my

746
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 6: dad was driving down the street. Oh you're kidding and

747
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 6: saw this man, and you know, my dad.

748
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 5: Like, did he play it cool and go pardon me, sir?

749
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 6: Karate and the joke I say, my dad was like,

750
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 6: excuse me, sir, that's my boy. Give him here. But yeah,

751
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 6: so my dad, no, my so, I did tell that,

752
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 6: and my the man gave me back to my dad,

753
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 6: and my dad called the cops. And my dad whenever

754
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,919
Speaker 6: he heard me tell that, he was like, dude, you don't

755
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 6: mention the acts.

756
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 5: And I was like what.

757
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 6: But in the so, what truthfully happened was my dad

758
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 6: got out of the car and had a act his

759
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 6: trunk and pointed at the dude's throat until the dude

760
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 6: like gave me back, and then my dad called the cops,

761
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 6: and the cops went to the man's house, and the

762
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 6: dude lived in a creepy backhouse and my dad describes

763
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 6: as something out of True Detective.

764
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 5: That's so so your dad.

765
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 6: Wait wait, okay, well inside of the look at that building.

766
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:30,320
Speaker 6: Inside of the backhouse, he lived in like a hoarder's life,

767
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,320
Speaker 6: you know. And he had a living room with an old,

768
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 6: weird bathtub in the middle of it. And then the

769
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 6: bathtub was all this gross, dirty water and stuff, A

770
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 6: bunch of my toys and clothes and things.

771
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 5: From previous oh and a bunch.

772
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 6: Of photos that the man had been taken to me

773
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,240
Speaker 6: since the day I was brought home from the hospital.

774
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,760
Speaker 5: Oh shit, you were his favorite boy.

775
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 6: I was his favorite best boy.

776
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:56,879
Speaker 5: Ohly shit.

777
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 6: And so you know they.

778
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 5: Your life is a joke. Yeah, how how does that happen?

779
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 6: I don't know, man, But he was about two blocks

780
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 6: away from my house, so if it would have worked out,

781
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 6: I would have been one of those kids it was kidnapped,

782
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 6: and yeah, stuck two blocks.

783
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 5: Away with Stockholm syndrome. That that where it has a

784
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 5: weird haircut and wears a togn like you. Oh god,

785
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 5: that's so scary. Yeah, and did you see that guy

786
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 5: around the neighborhood after that or did he went to.

787
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 6: Jail and then went to a mental institution. He had

788
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,879
Speaker 6: a history of this same thing before. Oh my god

789
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 6: lived in his brother's back house and his brother So

790
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,720
Speaker 6: how did someone in New York also have your toys

791
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 6: and pictures of Was that just a random when I

792
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 6: was physically peaking, Like if you looked at a photo

793
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 6: of me, I was the perfect amount of sad. My

794
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 6: dad had just ran off, Like I was that that

795
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:58,919
Speaker 6: dream boat sadn.

796
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 5: Oh god, I'm so kidnappable.

797
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, I looked great. Anyway, I was sitting in the

798
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 6: hotel room. My brother lived half in New York with

799
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 6: his dad and half in Alabama, and so we were

800
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 6: visiting him and this my mom had this hotel with

801
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 6: me and my cousins and I was ten or eleven,

802
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 6: and my mom went out on a date that night,

803
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 6: and my cousins all went and had fun with my

804
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 6: brother's New York friends. They were about sixteen. So it

805
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:34,240
Speaker 6: was like dream situation, you know, living kids.

806
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, the movie Kids, Yeah, except no aids.

807
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 6: No aids. Yeah. So they left me at the hotel

808
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 6: and I was watching Critics Choice, the Dana Carvey Special Special. Ever,

809
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 6: when every time I see Dana Carvey's face, I get

810
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 6: fear in my heart because of this. But so I

811
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 6: was watching Critics Choice and in this hotel there was

812
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 6: a courtyard in the center of it, and there was

813
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,959
Speaker 6: all of these you could see into the other hotel rooms,

814
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 6: sort of like it was a square hotel with an

815
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,800
Speaker 6: empty center. And I was sitting by the window watching

816
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 6: Critics Choice and the phone rang and I answered, and

817
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 6: it was this voice went, hey, little boy, I could

818
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 6: see you in there.

819
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 5: I'm watching you.

820
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 6: Oh, don't move, I'm going to come in there and

821
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 6: fuck you in the ass.

822
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 5: No way.

823
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I freaked and I hid under the bed,

824
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,720
Speaker 6: under the like pull out bed.

825
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 5: Holy shit.

826
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 6: And then it called again and it goes, don't you

827
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 6: hide under the fucking bed. IM to come in there

828
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:36,839
Speaker 6: right now and to.

829
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 5: Fuck you in the ass. This is the scariest stop it.

830
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 6: Yes, it was so scary. I started kind of ran

831
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 6: out of the hotel and I ran to the elevator

832
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 6: and the elevator opened, and this giant man was in

833
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 6: the elevator, like, you know, like a ten foot tall man.

834
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 6: And I screamed and ran back, ran down all of

835
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 6: the steps, uh huh, and into the lobby and I

836
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 6: was I went into the lobby bar asking if they

837
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 6: had seen my mom, which was just like, oh, no, kid,

838
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 6: what's wrong? And I was clearly something was wrong with

839
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 6: me and then they were like what no, And I

840
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 6: looked I didn't see my mom and I ran out

841
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 6: into the street and I ran across the street into

842
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 6: this other fancy restaurant and my mom was there.

843
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 5: And you're just a kid in your pajamas right now, yeah,

844
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 5: holy shitballs.

845
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 6: And my mom was there and I ran up to

846
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 6: her like crying, freaking.

847
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 5: Out, screaming, someone's gonna fuck me in the air well.

848
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 6: She was on a date with this guy, and I

849
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 6: was like afraid to She was like, what's going.

850
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 5: Afraid to ruin the date by giving a horrible mom impression.

851
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,240
Speaker 5: This seems like it's going well, but a ten foot

852
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 5: man's gonna fuck my butt.

853
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 6: I was freaking out and I was like, Mom, what

854
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 6: am I supposed to do? And she's like there's somebody

855
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 6: and she's like what is the man saying? And I

856
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 6: was too afraid to say it, Like I was embarrassed

857
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 6: to sit a fuck me and the ass oh, and

858
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 6: my mom was like, okay, we'll just go to the lobby.

859
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:10,839
Speaker 6: And you know, she was having difficult time in her life.

860
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 6: She's like, go to the lobby and I'll be there soon,

861
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 6: or I'll get your brother to come there. And my

862
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 6: brother came to the lobby and my brother is the coolest.

863
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 6: And we went up to the hotel and my cousins

864
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 6: were making fun of me all night and my aunt

865
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 6: about being like spoiled and always have to be the

866
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 6: center of attention ruined their good time, and that the

867
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 6: saying I made it up. And then the next night

868
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 6: my brother took me out because my brother believed me.

869
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 6: He felt bad and he took me out with all

870
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 6: of his friends in New York and like we went

871
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 6: and looked at the Brooklyn Banks.

872
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 5: It was really cool.

873
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 6: This was his famous.

874
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 5: Skates bad did you skateboard?

875
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 6: Ye?

876
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, I skated okay.

877
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 6: And that night the same man called my cousin Jenny,

878
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 6: who is alone in the So.

879
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,919
Speaker 5: This is a guy that's looking out his window or yeah,

880
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 5: somehow out of.

881
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 3: His windows and knows that that room number the phone number,

882
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 3: which is crazy.

883
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 6: What a horrible person now, And then everyone believed Ginny.

884
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 6: Of course she was a little older. And uh, and

885
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:18,800
Speaker 6: I went to Schwartz and I bought a action figure.

886
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 6: My mom got me an action figure.

887
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 5: Wait, that's what you get, I guess.

888
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 3: Now, do you think the ten foot man in the

889
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 3: elevator was the right?

890
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 5: That's what I was. That was just it was just

891
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 5: like a perfect situation, even as a little kid. You know,

892
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 5: that's the last guy you want trying to fuck your butt. Yeah, yeah,

893
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 5: giant just look at his hands like a kid knows

894
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 5: that much. Yeah is Oh, that's so scary. Do you

895
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,919
Speaker 5: think any any steps were taken to try and put

896
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 5: that guy in jail and then a mental institution, because

897
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 5: because it probably would have been easy to find him. Yeah,

898
00:44:56,120 --> 00:45:00,720
Speaker 5: but I guess he didn't break the law to actually

899
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:03,720
Speaker 5: be jailed. He's just prank calling people. He probably wouldn't.

900
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 6: It could have just been kids doing it. I mean,

901
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 6: who knows. But well, they were looking into my window.

902
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 6: They described what I was doing, So who knows. Either way?

903
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 6: That was scary.

904
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is I can't believe those two things happened

905
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 5: to you.

906
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 3: Do you have a story where someone doesn't want you?

907
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: Do you have.

908
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 5: Where you got turned down?

909
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 3: By someone is reaching and then it's like, you know where.

910
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 5: You wanted to get kidnapped at some point where you wanted.

911
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 6: To I wanted it, but it didn't happen.

912
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: Robe to you.

913
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 6: Where that's happened in a smaller scale, a.

914
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 5: Dildo flew out of a couch and they were like,

915
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 5: that's not mine, Maybe you should leave.

916
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 6: No, I think you know. I was talking to a

917
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,399
Speaker 6: buddy of mine recently and she was saying, she thinks

918
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 6: that the reason this would happen to me and continue,

919
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 6: I continue to get in situations that maybe are not good,

920
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 6: like encounters with people where they I get stuck with

921
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 6: them in some way and they it's she was saying,

922
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:21,280
Speaker 6: it's because I don't I I don't. I don't really

923
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 6: drink too much. I don't like there's nothing about me

924
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 6: that would say I'm like troubled right off the bat.

925
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 5: No, No, you seem you seem like an innocent person

926
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 5: in the face.

927
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 6: And I put off a very yeah, I put off

928
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 6: a very like innocent and experienced vibe. So I think

929
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 6: that people think that, oh, this will be fine because

930
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 6: he's he's never seen anything like this.

931
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 5: Especially Yeah. Yeah. Add the fact that you were indeed

932
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 5: a child.

933
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 6: Well back then, yeah, oh god, But I think that's

934
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 6: why with delivering groceries, people would always invite me in

935
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 6: a little more than other people.

936
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 5: Whereas I if I went door to door, I'd have

937
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 5: this angry look and a mustache and they're like, oh,

938
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 5: that guy would just add to my complaints, my problems.

939
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 5: But no, I've experienced that too, especially when I was younger,

940
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 5: Like why is it that people take advantage of me?

941
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 5: Or what it's because if some crazy person stops me

942
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,799
Speaker 5: on the street, or I'm getting better at it and said, hey,

943
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 5: pardon me, sir, I'd stop and I'd hear them out,

944
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 5: whereas you're not supposed to do that, or I've learned

945
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 5: not to. But it's a young person. I also, I shared,

946
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 5: I think what you're talking about a little bit. Yeah,

947
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,800
Speaker 5: and it's and it's a face.

948
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 6: I've gotten better at it now. But now if I am,

949
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 6: if I am go hey, oh hey, I actually can't

950
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 6: talk right now.

951
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:51,439
Speaker 5: Oh sorry, that it's hair.

952
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 6: Oh sorry, I go, hey, I can't talk right now

953
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 6: because I have to go to the bathroom or something.

954
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 6: Then someone buddy will go come up to me. My

955
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 6: friend buddy will go, hey, man, why were.

956
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 5: You such a dick?

957
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 1: To Jim?

958
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 6: And I wait talking about and then he'll go. Jim

959
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 6: just came up to me and said you were the

960
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,439
Speaker 6: biggest asshole ever to him.

961
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:11,839
Speaker 5: Weird, Like, I just feel like I.

962
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 6: Gave too much at one point, and now if I

963
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 6: don't give it all people.

964
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 5: Oh it's it's contrasting. Yeah, God, that's so funny.

965
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: You don't have to give anything.

966
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 6: Well, I feel like you're like that, Karen. I feel

967
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 6: like I always see you talking to people for a

968
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 6: very long time.

969
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 3: Oh, I give nothing though. Really, Yeah, I'm just gonna bullshitting.

970
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 3: But ultimately, you know, the curtains are closed inside.

971
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: And that's my problem. That's really my that's my burden

972
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:42,439
Speaker 1: to bear.

973
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 5: I think usually I'm in a decent mood and I

974
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 5: talk to people, but then I turn it off pretty quickly,

975
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 5: and I think people think I'm quick to anger, and

976
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 5: I think that it's because that's probably true. You mean

977
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 5: we're going the wrong way? Who cares? Who cares? You

978
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 5: know what? It's a horrible design for a parking lot.

979
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 5: It's they everyone has shame and the rise for us.

980
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 5: I'll just give a friendly wave.

981
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 1: Sorry about Sorry, it's time, Right, it's time.

982
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 5: For Yeah, it's we're we're writing time. It's ten your

983
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 5: comedy concerts. We're going to the improv. We're dropping we

984
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 5: off of the improv. He's gonna do you're doing stand

985
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 5: up right and not one of these uh characters. Nah,

986
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 5: I'll think you do a very good uh Matthew McConaughey.

987
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 5: But you don't have to do it now. I'm not gonna.

988
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 6: They I'll just tell everybody the key to Matthew McConaughey

989
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 6: is to say pharmaceutical drugs. Yeah, I'm not sure. Right

990
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 6: in there, say the names of his movies and say

991
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 6: what he talks about in the movie, and then and

992
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 6: go yelish, Buyers Club and confused. I have no shame.

993
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,399
Speaker 5: I love that was great.

994
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 4: I love what they want.

995
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, give we'll give it.

996
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 5: To I'm thank you for being a great guest and

997
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 5: telling the best stories we've had so far. I can't

998
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 5: I'm horrified and still tantalized. Tantalized, Yes, thanks, of course.

999
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,760
Speaker 1: Absolutely. Do you have anything you want to plug?

1000
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, just follow me on Twitter.

1001
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all I really want out of people, too,

1002
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 5: is it?

1003
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 6: Thomas Whitmore, Thomas Whitmer, w H I T. M. E. R.

1004
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 5: Thomas And if you're ever in Los angelet's go to

1005
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 5: the satellite and watch Poware Violence. It's a great show.

1006
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: Yes, hilarious, wonderful. Well skateboard good feelings.

1007
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, good skateboard vibes. People need to realize that that's

1008
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 5: a good vibe skateboarding.

1009
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: It's the best vibe.

1010
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 5: Wit, nice skateboard and let's plug this. Let's go skating. Well,

1011
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 5: I have to get a fake hip first. No, I

1012
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 5: can still roll around.

1013
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 6: Okay, cool, let's do that.

1014
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 5: Karen, do you have anything you want to say? I conclusionary.

1015
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 1: Here's my conclusion thing.

1016
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 3: If you guys go skating, please video tape it.

1017
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,280
Speaker 1: Okay, make a video of some kind.

1018
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 5: He's good at that. WIT's always made little videos. Yeah,

1019
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 5: I've never rid.

1020
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 6: I never I got you in a video.

1021
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 5: You did? You did? And I think I was like,

1022
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 5: oh man, I still have that hunchback. Last time I

1023
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 5: do that again. I don't like the way. But this

1024
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 5: time I'll make a video and I'll make sure to

1025
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 5: make my spine straight.

1026
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:14,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, let's do that.

1027
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna do that. Some goals, some realistic goals,

1028
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 5: and I'm gonna learn to enunciate. And I'll start by saying,

1029
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,680
Speaker 5: you've been listening to Do you need a ride? D

1030
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 5: Y N A R?

1031
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back?

1032
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

1033
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 2: much baggage you clean us time and they turning on

1034
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,760
Speaker 2: and Gabe, we want to send you.

1035
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:53,800
Speaker 1: Off in stamer We want to welcome.

1036
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 5: You back home. Tell us all about it.

1037
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 2: We scared or was it fine?

1038
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 1: Melbourn the the.

1039
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1040
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1041
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1042
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1043
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,839
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1044
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:39,720
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride? Do you need with Karen

1045
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 5: and Chris