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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is The Jewil Show. When you text

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Speaker 1: it in four one O six one that you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, so we're calling you back. Hi.

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, yeah, how's it going good? How about y'all?

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Speaker 1: Not too bad? Do you have time to tell us

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Or are you busy? Oh? No,

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Speaker 1: I definitely do. What's your dirty little secret? So? My

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret is that I've been lying to might

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Speaker 1: new boyfriend. Oh okay, okay. So you you know when

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Speaker 1: you're first dating someone and you just kind of want

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Speaker 1: to find things that you have in common and like

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Speaker 1: go with the flow and all that good stuff. So

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Speaker 1: when I first met my boyfriend, she was telling me

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Speaker 1: how like golf is his favorite pastime, and sort of

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Speaker 1: without thinking about it, I was like, oh, golf great.

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Speaker 1: I love golf to like go along with things, right,

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Speaker 1: But I did not grow up in a golf playing world,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm like kind of from like the punk rock

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Speaker 1: scene like this, the golf world is not my thing.

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Speaker 1: But we've just continued to date and things have gotten

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Speaker 1: more serious. Like we've been together like two years and

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Speaker 1: I've just never kind of backed down from that half

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Speaker 1: truth about liking golf, So I kind of have to

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Speaker 1: make up things all the time so that I don't

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Speaker 1: actually have to go play golf with him, because of

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Speaker 1: course I suck at it and can hardly play. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So like one time he surprised me, like, hey, we're

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Speaker 1: going to go to the driving range today, which is

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Speaker 1: like my worst fear, right, So it was like I

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Speaker 1: completely sucked. So like on the way into the driving range,

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Speaker 1: I pretended to like trip over a curve and hurt

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Speaker 1: my ankle and was like hobbling around like I can't stand.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I can't. I ruined

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Speaker 1: our day. And then you know he took me home.

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Speaker 1: When you watch Netflix, it was an amazing jake. You know, Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Benny. So what's gonna happen? Because you have two options.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna bring you golf and again. So you could

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Speaker 1: either one like learn how to play golf. I think

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Speaker 1: it's hard, but good luck, or you could just tell

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Speaker 1: him the truth because if he loves golf, he's gonna

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Speaker 1: bring you again. I don't know if I have it

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Speaker 1: in me to want to learn. I mean, they excuse

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Speaker 1: us has been working so far, they're not going to forever.

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Speaker 1: You should just come clean. Eventually, you're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: tell him. I think I should just tell him, Yes,

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Speaker 1: just tell him you liked him so much that you

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Speaker 1: said it and then you realized, crap, I don't want

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Speaker 1: to play golf. Maybe that's true. Hopefully he just used

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Speaker 1: that as me like wanting to stick around and for

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Speaker 1: him to like me, and we've been together long enough

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Speaker 1: that maybe he'll laugh about it. She doesn't even necessarily

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Speaker 1: have to tell her boyfriend that she's been lying about

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Speaker 1: the fact that she plays golf, because golf is a

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Speaker 1: game where you can be the best at it and

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Speaker 1: then be the worst at it the next day. So

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Speaker 1: every day she could just have a terrible game and

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Speaker 1: they'll lie. Like most people that you play. If you've

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Speaker 1: ever played golf before, somebody will lie. Usually it's somebody

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Speaker 1: who's not very good, says, oh, dude, I usually shoot

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Speaker 1: like in the seventies or eighties, which is really good golf.

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Speaker 1: But they'll shoot one hundred and forty five that day

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Speaker 1: and lie about every single score and you'll know that

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Speaker 1: they're lying. So that's all she really has to do

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Speaker 1: is just be like normal people who don't play golf

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Speaker 1: but say that they do. I don't think she ever

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Speaker 1: has to tell him anything. Hey, it's victory. Maybe she

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Speaker 1: can also, don't know, just like hang out in the

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Speaker 1: golf cart. Like I've seen like a lot of people

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Speaker 1: just film the golf cart while like their boyfriend plays golf,

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Speaker 1: and it's just kind of like a it's still a

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Speaker 1: fun dat activity, like you still go out, you still

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Speaker 1: hang out. It's weird that she would even lie about that,

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Speaker 1: Like that's something that is easily provable, right, Like you

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Speaker 1: can lie about a lot of things if you just

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Speaker 1: meet somebody in your dating But to go I really

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Speaker 1: like golf and I'm good at golf to a golfer,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to show them that at some point

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Speaker 1: because they're gonna be like, oh sweet, we can go

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Speaker 1: golfing together. I have a new friend, right, and they're

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Speaker 1: like the biggest Nicki Minaj Frian and they absolutely hate

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Speaker 1: Cardi b But I like them both, but I kind

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Speaker 1: of want to be their friends. So I've been acting

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Speaker 1: like I'm not the biggest fan of Cardi as well. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know that's so bad. Yes, I've been like yeah,

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Speaker 1: because in the fandom, you have to pick a side,

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Speaker 1: Like everyone's like, you got to pick a side, and

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Speaker 1: I feel like I don't have to. She was a side,

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Speaker 1: you know, But because they're such a huge nicky fan,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I'll choose aside Nikki. So now if

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Speaker 1: you were to get into a relationship with them, you

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Speaker 1: could never listen to Cardi B around them except in private.

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Speaker 1: And if they walked in the room and you were

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Speaker 1: like downloading a Cardi B song, you'd have to hide

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Speaker 1: the computer real quick, like oh my god, and they're like,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing here? Like did I just hear? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Did Jebel show on demand