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Speaker 1: You know, more than ever this year, people want to

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Speaker 1: get out and find some quality entertainment. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: to escape from all the craziness that's been happening in

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Speaker 1: the world. And what better place to do that than

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Speaker 1: by going to a haunted house.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's like almost fun. I almost said it's fun.

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Speaker 2: I'm scared.

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Speaker 1: I'm scared of him, but I get it. So today

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Speaker 1: we call a guy who's booked reservations and one of

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Speaker 1: the more popular ones in the area. But unfortunately we

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Speaker 1: need to let him know it's not going to work out.

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Speaker 1: He's still in luck, though, because we're opening a secret,

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Speaker 1: even scarier experience right behind it. It's called the Haunted

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Speaker 1: RV Park Treating Growing Up, And actually it's not really haunted,

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Speaker 1: it's just full of abandoned RV's, So hopefully he likes it.

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Speaker 1: In your phone tap.

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Speaker 2: It's another well, well, hello, he heard of there is

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Speaker 2: this Jason? Please? Yes, who'say? Oh? Well, I'm my name? Hello,

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Speaker 2: my I myself is a big rick calling from boot

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Speaker 2: Street fright Factory. How are you today? Friend? Good? Well,

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Speaker 2: that is magnet. That is a magnificant That is a

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Speaker 2: wonderful sir. It looks here like you booked your ticket

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Speaker 2: online with us for a party of six tomorrow night.

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Speaker 2: Yes to me and my friends?

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Speaker 1: Is everything?

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Speaker 2: Okay, that is why I'm giving you a hall of

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Speaker 2: my friend because we are over booked. Oh okay, but

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Speaker 2: but look at looking listen here, because we care about

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Speaker 2: you and your spooky experience, we are going to transfer

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Speaker 2: your reservation into an even better inscuria haulted experience. Ain't

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Speaker 2: that right?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't, I don't know if are you

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Speaker 1: talking to me?

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Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know if that well, I sure,

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Speaker 2: remember this isn't mister Jason. But but but mister Jason.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, that's what I said. Listen. You know where

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Speaker 2: we're located, right for end? Yeah, yeah, just have the

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Speaker 2: freeway exactly. So when you get here, you skip the

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Speaker 2: big light up signs and you go right, you go

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Speaker 2: right right and take a left down to the end

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Speaker 2: of the road where it's dark.

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Speaker 1: What's down there?

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Speaker 2: Well, that's all very own entrance to the Haunted Harvey Park.

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Speaker 1: Park.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is so good, I'll say.

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Speaker 1: I mean, is there anyone who could just do the

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Speaker 1: regular freight experience that book?

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Speaker 2: Oh you mean to cry baby? It sits a pants one.

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Speaker 2: You know, my Avvy park has real life abandon abandon novies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, thanks for no thanks.

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Speaker 2: Well, I ain't even told you about the safety waiver

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Speaker 2: you gotta sign for legal legal purposes, my friend, What.

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Speaker 1: Are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: A safety waiver? Well, just in case you're run up

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Speaker 2: on some high hypodermic needles. What or if you smell

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Speaker 2: that ammonia A lot of chemicals. Ever, wehear you may

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Speaker 2: fall into one of them. Stretch a sketch of trash bags.

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Speaker 1: Ammonia and sketchy trash bags. It sounds like an old

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Speaker 1: meth lab.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Big Ricks, Mysterious meth Lab. Bow, howdie, that's

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Speaker 2: a good name for it. I like it. I thought

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Speaker 2: it was a haunted RV park. Well right, but the

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Speaker 2: mysterious meth lab is our top attraction. Hell, you might

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Speaker 2: even have a run in with Crackhead Carl. Crackhead Carl, Well, yes, sir,

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Speaker 2: I mean he's not really a zombib, but he sure

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Speaker 2: heck looks like one, if you know, because of the

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Speaker 2: because of the math. I t'd like two hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: for the other haunted house for six people.

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Speaker 1: And now you're trying to send me to some old

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Speaker 1: myth trailer where you have.

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Speaker 2: I am not trying to hold nothing, but I will

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Speaker 2: warn you. Crack and carl my sneak a poon. You're

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Speaker 2: trying to pull your teeth. He ain't got none left

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Speaker 2: of his own. He don't buy it, but he may

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Speaker 2: gum you a little bit.

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Speaker 1: You get it because he got you don't got no taste.

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Speaker 2: Okay, because of the mass and the crack. So are

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Speaker 2: you going ahead? Rick? Yeah? Howdy big Rick here.

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Speaker 1: At this point, I'd like to cancel my ticket and

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Speaker 1: get my money back.

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Speaker 2: So who do I talk to you about that? Oh?

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Speaker 2: You're gonna tap to talk to that sill as Sally Reggie.

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Speaker 2: I believe you know him. He's he says he's your

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Speaker 2: number one friend. You Reggie, Yeah, Reggie dude. Sorry, this

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Speaker 2: is actually Jose for the radio show Brick and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the Morning. Wait, what we're doing a phone tap

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Speaker 2: on you? You're gonna have to talk to Reggie friend

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Speaker 2: because he'll send you up. Bro. When I got a

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Speaker 2: call from some guy Big Rick, and he's had you

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Speaker 2: need to go to his aunted RV part. Oh oh

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Speaker 2: it's a scary, scary park. I will be honest, friend,

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Speaker 2: I don't believe it is haunted, but you can find

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Speaker 2: crackhead Carl. Okay, and he does that. Okay, Hell, I

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Speaker 2: look out for crackhead Carl. Hold on to your teeth, friend.

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Speaker 2: Halloween wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 2: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning