WEBVTT - Santa’s Not So Helpful Helper

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone's happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Dan?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>So Mary Mary and her husband run a party company,

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<v Speaker 4>and he is hired to dress up as Santa this

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<v Speaker 4>time of year. Right, So she's always telling him, Look,

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<v Speaker 4>you gotta watch your mouth around the kids, because one

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<v Speaker 4>day your mouth is going to get you in trouble.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm calling as a very upset customer from a

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<v Speaker 4>party that he was hired.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, see what happens to today's Hello.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, hi, I'm looking for seller.

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<v Speaker 2>This can help you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Hi, my name is Sudden, and you guys sent

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<v Speaker 4>over one of Santa's helpers to my house the other day.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, how can I help you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>My seven year old son is crying because he thinks

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<v Speaker 4>Santa Claus hates him because of the guy you sent

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<v Speaker 4>over as Santa's helper.

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<v Speaker 3>An, you think I'm sorry? What? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>The guy that you sent over here for the party

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<v Speaker 4>told my kid and I quote, pull the candy cane

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<v Speaker 4>out of your butt.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and now my son is crying. He says, Santa

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<v Speaker 4>hates me. I'm not going to get any presents for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 4>He is so upset he won't even come out of

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<v Speaker 4>his room. And I have you guys to thank for this.

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<v Speaker 4>I hired you to do a job and to make

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<v Speaker 4>the kids happy, and now my son is miserable.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I am, I am, I am, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>What can I do for you to make everything right

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<v Speaker 3>for you?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I spent one hundred and fifty dollars on having

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<v Speaker 4>this Santa's helper there, so I want that back, and

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<v Speaker 4>then on top of it, you should compensate me for

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<v Speaker 4>other things, So another hundred and fifty dollars, so at

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<v Speaker 4>least three hundred dollars I see, come in my way.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, let me welas wait.

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<v Speaker 4>I want a letter to my son from Santa saying

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<v Speaker 4>that he doesn't hate him and that he's going to

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<v Speaker 4>get presents.

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<v Speaker 2>On Christ Okay, if obviously we can do that as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me take care of this and then I will

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<v Speaker 3>call you. I will call you right back.

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<v Speaker 4>Fine, thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>She is going to kill me, all right, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so now we're going to conference her in and

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<v Speaker 4>it's all you. I'm not here anymore, okay, Okay, how do.

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<v Speaker 3>You worked last week?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, did anything out of the ordinary happen.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I actually went really really smoothly.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what about this. Maybe there was a kid that

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<v Speaker 3>you told him to take a candy cane out of

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<v Speaker 3>his butt?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you know I did say that to a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>One kid you see crying. He was crying. He wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>get over it, your sack claws. He was crying because

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<v Speaker 2>he ran out of Reese's pieces that we were handing

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<v Speaker 2>out to all his friends that he wanted one. So

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<v Speaker 2>I said, height pull the candy cane out of your

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<v Speaker 2>butt and get over it, okay, and he did. He did,

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<v Speaker 2>he stopped crying, And so I don't see what's the problem.

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<v Speaker 4>This is what the problem is.

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<v Speaker 3>Now he goes home, he tells his mom, this is

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<v Speaker 3>what Santa Claus said to me, And he now thinks

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<v Speaker 3>that Santa Claus hates him, that he's not going to

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<v Speaker 3>get any presents.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what, I'm trying to teach the kid

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<v Speaker 2>a lesson and he can't understand that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and he's seven. Can we be clear on the

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<v Speaker 3>fact that he's seven. He's a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you know what, he's got to learn sometime

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<v Speaker 2>that he can't get away with everything, And what better

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<v Speaker 2>chance for me to teach that kid a lession? Your

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<v Speaker 2>telling them, well said, she needs to pull the candy

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<v Speaker 2>can out of her butt. If I can provide a

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<v Speaker 2>life lesson to one kid who now understands a life lesson.

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<v Speaker 3>If you, I mean, if you don't have enough candy

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<v Speaker 3>in the bag, tell me to spend more candy in

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<v Speaker 3>the bag. You know I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's okay, Bred, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>They're all spoiled. Their parents are spending ridiculous money to

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<v Speaker 3>have you there in playing Santa, So of course they're spoiled.

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<v Speaker 3>It's still your job to make them happy.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you stupid? Are you stupid?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Mary?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 4>Mary?

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<v Speaker 2>This is Mary?

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<v Speaker 1>Mary.

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<v Speaker 4>This is actually Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the

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<v Speaker 4>Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got phone tabs.

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<v Speaker 3>Holy your mind. Believe you because it was It's exactly

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<v Speaker 3>something that you would say to.

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