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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone's happened?

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Speaker 2: Dan?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 4: So Mary Mary and her husband run a party company,

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Speaker 4: and he is hired to dress up as Santa this

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Speaker 4: time of year. Right, So she's always telling him, Look,

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Speaker 4: you gotta watch your mouth around the kids, because one

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Speaker 4: day your mouth is going to get you in trouble.

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Speaker 4: So I'm calling as a very upset customer from a

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Speaker 4: party that he was hired.

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Speaker 2: Okay, see what happens to today's Hello.

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Speaker 4: Yes, hi, I'm looking for seller.

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Speaker 2: This can help you.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Hi, my name is Sudden, and you guys sent

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Speaker 4: over one of Santa's helpers to my house the other day.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, how can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: My seven year old son is crying because he thinks

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Speaker 4: Santa Claus hates him because of the guy you sent

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Speaker 4: over as Santa's helper.

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Speaker 3: An, you think I'm sorry? What? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: The guy that you sent over here for the party

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Speaker 4: told my kid and I quote, pull the candy cane

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Speaker 4: out of your butt.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and now my son is crying. He says, Santa

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Speaker 4: hates me. I'm not going to get any presents for Christmas.

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Speaker 4: He is so upset he won't even come out of

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Speaker 4: his room. And I have you guys to thank for this.

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Speaker 4: I hired you to do a job and to make

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Speaker 4: the kids happy, and now my son is miserable.

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Speaker 3: No, I am, I am, I am, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 3: What can I do for you to make everything right

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Speaker 3: for you?

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Speaker 4: Well, I spent one hundred and fifty dollars on having

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Speaker 4: this Santa's helper there, so I want that back, and

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Speaker 4: then on top of it, you should compensate me for

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Speaker 4: other things, So another hundred and fifty dollars, so at

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Speaker 4: least three hundred dollars I see, come in my way.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, let me welas wait.

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Speaker 4: I want a letter to my son from Santa saying

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Speaker 4: that he doesn't hate him and that he's going to

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Speaker 4: get presents.

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Speaker 2: On Christ Okay, if obviously we can do that as well.

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Speaker 3: Let me take care of this and then I will

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Speaker 3: call you. I will call you right back.

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Speaker 4: Fine, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 2: She is going to kill me, all right, you know.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so now we're going to conference her in and

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Speaker 4: it's all you. I'm not here anymore, okay, Okay, how do.

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Speaker 3: You worked last week?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, did anything out of the ordinary happen.

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Speaker 2: No, I actually went really really smoothly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what about this. Maybe there was a kid that

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Speaker 3: you told him to take a candy cane out of

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Speaker 3: his butt?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know I did say that to a kid.

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Speaker 2: One kid you see crying. He was crying. He wouldn't

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Speaker 2: get over it, your sack claws. He was crying because

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Speaker 2: he ran out of Reese's pieces that we were handing

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Speaker 2: out to all his friends that he wanted one. So

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Speaker 2: I said, height pull the candy cane out of your

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Speaker 2: butt and get over it, okay, and he did. He did,

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Speaker 2: he stopped crying, And so I don't see what's the problem.

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Speaker 4: This is what the problem is.

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Speaker 3: Now he goes home, he tells his mom, this is

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Speaker 3: what Santa Claus said to me, And he now thinks

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Speaker 3: that Santa Claus hates him, that he's not going to

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Speaker 3: get any presents.

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Speaker 2: And you know what, I'm trying to teach the kid

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Speaker 2: a lesson and he can't understand that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and he's seven. Can we be clear on the

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Speaker 3: fact that he's seven. He's a kid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what, he's got to learn sometime

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Speaker 2: that he can't get away with everything, And what better

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Speaker 2: chance for me to teach that kid a lession? Your

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Speaker 2: telling them, well said, she needs to pull the candy

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Speaker 2: can out of her butt. If I can provide a

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Speaker 2: life lesson to one kid who now understands a life lesson.

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Speaker 3: If you, I mean, if you don't have enough candy

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Speaker 3: in the bag, tell me to spend more candy in

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Speaker 3: the bag. You know I'll do it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's okay, Bred, I know.

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Speaker 3: They're all spoiled. Their parents are spending ridiculous money to

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Speaker 3: have you there in playing Santa, So of course they're spoiled.

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Speaker 3: It's still your job to make them happy.

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Speaker 2: Are you stupid? Are you stupid?

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Speaker 4: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Mary?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 4: Mary?

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Speaker 2: This is Mary?

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Speaker 1: Mary.

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Speaker 4: This is actually Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the

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Speaker 4: Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got phone tabs.

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Speaker 3: Holy your mind. Believe you because it was It's exactly

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Speaker 3: something that you would say to.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran's phone table was pre recorded permission granted by Aldens.

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show