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Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy Here, I'd like to tell you about the

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Speaker 1: new season of the Ron Burgundy Podcast. Here's the deal.

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Speaker 1: I burned down the sound studio. I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 1: I had a lot of candles going, and I brought

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Speaker 1: a kangaroo into the studio. You can do the math,

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Speaker 1: but if you can't, it was violent, dangerous and fast,

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Speaker 1: a real five alarm er. Sorry, I heart Anyhow, we

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Speaker 1: don't have a studio, and that's why the whole fifth

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Speaker 1: season is up on stage in front of live audiences.

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Speaker 1: It was weird, but we had a great time listen

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Speaker 1: to our wonderful guests, like Guy Fieri. What's the grossest

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Speaker 1: thing you've ever eaten? That lobster back there? Yeah? Right.

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Speaker 1: The pepsid did not help Anderson Pok. You produce music,

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Speaker 1: and what's that like? Do you just yell at people?

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Speaker 1: That's how I was taught. That's just a sign of

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Speaker 1: great producing. Jack Black, when you've got the eyes of steel,

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Speaker 1: the world bends to your will. To name only a few.

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Speaker 1: As per usual, I do a lot of yelling. Chase

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Speaker 1: a flap jack, cutting board, Boeing seven four seven? What

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Speaker 1: the hell going on? Carolina makes a fool of herself. God,

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Speaker 1: you're blowing it so hard right now. I can't Russian,

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Speaker 1: Russian head of state. I don't know what Russian head

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Speaker 1: of state. Oh my gosh, there's an opera singer my

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Speaker 1: Sandwid and a ghost from revolutionary Times. What the hell

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Speaker 1: is it? Colonial ghost boy has walked onto the stage.

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Speaker 1: And I end each episode with a hard hitting, serious

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Speaker 1: take on the most important current subjects in the world today.

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Speaker 1: I call it my take, one of the great quotes

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Speaker 1: in history, and I forget who said it. Whether it

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Speaker 1: was Buddha Gandhi or John F. Kennedy, it doesn't really matter.

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Speaker 1: The quote goes something like this, love makes you do

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Speaker 1: crazy things. There's a lot of podcasts out there, and

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Speaker 1: some of them are pretty good, but come on, I'm

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Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy. Don't jerk me around here. If you want

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Speaker 1: to stay classy and well educated, you'll make sure to

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Speaker 1: listen to the new season of The Ron Burgundy Podcast

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Speaker 1: starting June six, on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,

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Speaker 1: or wherever you get your podcasts.