WEBVTT - Episode 478 w/ Mo Amer 0:00:11.800 --> 0:00:16.120 And this drink chess, motherfucking podcast. Man, he's a legendary 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:18.239 queens rapper. He ain't say greed as your boy in 0:00:18.360 --> 0:00:18.800 O r E. 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:21.000 He's a Miami hip hop pioneer. 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:21.520 What up? 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:24.000 It's d J e f N. Together they drink it 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:25.960 up with some of the biggest players, you know what 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:26.159 I mean. 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:30.640 And the most professional unprofessional podcast and your number one 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:34.360 source for drunk drinks Chans mocavery. 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:37.120 Days New Year c that's it's time for drink champs. 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:44.880 Drink up, motherfuck mother? What it gonna be gon to sup? 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:45.360 This your boy? 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:46.120 Oh edit? 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:48.040 What up? It's d J e f N and this 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:57.080 middle teman crazy rall drinke chimps. Yeah, yeah right. We 0:00:57.200 --> 0:00:59.000 said that we want to do this show. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:00.760 We want to give it to legend who want to 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:03.279 give it to people who has deserved it, who has 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:07.759 earned this right? His brother here a tax politics at 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:12.920 tax you know, real world issues direct straight on, got 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:15.560 classic stand up issues? 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:20.120 Excuse me, I got issues too, Classic issues? 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:24.640 Got classic uh two seasons on Netflix. If you haven't 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:26.800 seen it, you must be living under a rock because 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:29.560 I'm in shock. So in case you don't know what 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:30.840 we're talking about, we're talking about. 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:31.360 Want to know. 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:36.200 Because I just thought about it because I'm looking at 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:39.440 the cocaine section that we got over there, Cocaine, that's 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:43.280 Columbia right there, we got mister Lee Dominican. You pointed 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:45.960 out a scarface accent. Are we good if ice run 0:01:46.040 --> 0:01:46.680 up in here right now? 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:49.320 Probably not. I'm glad I got my paper. 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:55.000 I say, I've been through it enough at this point 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:56.880 that I'd been like, what, I'll just roll with the punches. 0:01:57.760 --> 0:01:59.280 I'm like, whenever I get out, this is going to 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:01.360 be hot twenty minutes from stand. 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:03.920 Up, And I think about it. So is it true 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:06.120 that you didn't get your papers for twenty years? That's 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:07.920 absolutely true? Does that? How does that work? 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:11.280 How do you navigate being in this country with our papers? 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:13.560 Because and then I'm want to give you my London story, 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:16.120 So I like your London story. Jesus. 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.720 Well, the thing is is that you you know I 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:21.680 was documented, it wasn't undocumented. So the way you do 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:24.359 is you file for asylum, and the asylum proceedings take 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:27.400 quite some time. So before I even have my asylum granted, 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:29.639 it took ten years. And people think, like when you 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:31.400 get your asylum grants, you become a citizen. 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:32.639 Well, no, it's not the case. 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:34.760 You get your asylum granted, you wait five years to 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:36.880 get your green card, and once you get your green card, 0:02:36.880 --> 0:02:39.120 you have to wait four years and nine months before 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:41.880 you apply for citizenship. So in totality, it took me 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:44.240 almost twenty years. You die of twenty years. So let 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:45.760 me ask you, this is out of stupidity. 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:46.520 No, it's fine. 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:51.280 Does that happen from everybody getting a citizenship. 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:52.919 Or does the guy from Scotland get his the six 0:02:53.520 --> 0:03:00.959 I mean it depends. I mean each situation, that's a 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:02.960 whole difference. Yeah, it's a different thing. So we can 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:05.440 filed for asylum. It's his own process and it does 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:07.880 take time. You can't like skip the process. 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:10.840 And they're so behind, it's so far behind in the 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:13.680 court systems that it's just you know, it's by chance. 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:15.520 And for us, we had all kinds of things that 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:18.880 happened along the way that delayed it even further. I mean, 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:21.959 my father passed away Altamo. He was he had a 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:23.960 lawyer and you know, he had everything set up and 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:25.760 then he passed. Once he passed, we didn't know who 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:27.880 the lawyer was. We had to kind of start over again. 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:28.720 Like the stuff in the series. 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:31.080 Yeah, exactly what happened in the series exactly. That was 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:33.639 a copy paste from episode seven and season one where 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:35.840 the we finally get the case, We finally get the 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:38.480 you know, we go into court and hopefully that we're 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:42.520 gonna get our asylum granted. And then he says, I'm sorry, 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:45.680 you know, I I you know, once he realized who 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:48.320 my father was, I was looking for him. I didn't 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:51.280 know that he passed away. He got teary eyed. He says, 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:53.760 it has to remove himself from the case for compliment 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:56.080 interest and that delayed is another like eight months, you 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:56.600 know what I mean. 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:59.680 So it's just it just things just happened along the way. 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:02.480 And I always, you know, take a stance of like 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:05.200 I'm a privileged refugee, right, Like there's a lot of 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:09.040 people plagi away, Like, yes, there was a struggle to 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:11.120 get the paper where, yes, there was all these obstacles, 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:14.240 but I was still in a situation where there was 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:16.720 opportunity for me to grow and make it. I mean, 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:18.400 look where I am here today. So I'm very very 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:22.039 grateful for that. I'm very very grateful. So so I 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:24.520 don't want to compare myself to to others that are 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:26.560 living in the tent or those that are like they 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:28.280 didn't even make it to the country because they died 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:31.560 along the way. Like there's some really really serious conditions 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:34.360 that refugees have to live under for most of their lives. 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:37.440 It's not their entire lives, So I don't want to necessarily, 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:37.760 you know. 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:39.600 I got to make sure that I point that out. 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:41.880 Like I'm very, very privileged and I know that even 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:43.520 though it was a massive struggle and a lot of 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:45.880 turmoil to get over and still work through. 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:48.520 You know, it's got very serious. I love the chill. 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:52.120 Every time you come back podcast, it become so damn 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:55.640 this will be more. No, I'm will tell you something. 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:59.080 What's crazy is me watching especially is me watching the 0:04:59.160 --> 0:04:59.600 stand up. 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:01.919 That's what your life kind of is. 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:04.279 It's like you kind of make light of some very 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:07.720 serious conversations, but you make it funny. And it's like 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:11.480 it's like that's that's a gift in itself, Like. 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:17.120 It's a natural reaction to these situations, like there's nothing 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:19.200 else to do, Like it's so fucking depressing, you have 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:21.520 to create something funny out of it, and it's very natural. 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:24.120 It's not for us. It's just by like like even 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:26.360 in the series, I just decided to put my character 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:28.880 through the most pressure cooker of a situation. The more 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:31.920 awkward or difficult the situation was, the funnier it gets, right, 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:34.120 or maybe even the list of some kind of reaction 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:37.320 from the viewer, like that was my intent, and uh, yeah, 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:38.080 that's what it does. 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:39.279 It's just a natural. 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:42.240 Reaction to to the to the insanity happening around me. 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:43.960 So let's talk about the series for a second. 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:47.840 Right, the fat guy in the series, I believe season one, right, 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:52.680 he had you in the corner, had the guy somebody 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:59.279 was Boxing's a gangsta Houston big guy who's the gegst 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:01.840 from Houston's related to Boston Little Jack. 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:07.000 No, this is no correlation. It all stop shotting. I'm 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:09.200 trying to connect dot to. He was just the best 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:11.000 man for the role and said he's just having to be. 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:11.760 Fat, just like. 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:19.640 I've got everybody this morning. 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:25.880 I was like, he takes his slip, Little Jack. It's 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:27.440 big that he puts. 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:33.520 He's giving us schools conspiracy theory. 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:35.440 Boxing ring is in third ward. 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:37.720 I mean shout out to the tray and uh, it's 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:40.480 another neighborhood that's close to my heart, just like a leaf. 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:42.960 The neighborhood I grew up in, and that boxing gym 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:45.599 was founded by my dear friend's father, who was Reverend 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:49.000 Reverend Ray Martin, and that gym is you know, uh, 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:51.040 he's done a lot of great things for the community. 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:52.960 And that's why I film it there. Okay, has nothing 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:56.760 to do with I do do that ship. I do 0:06:56.880 --> 0:07:00.040 do plany. Absolutely, I do do yes, I do do 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:04.279 you do as well? But I absolutely am very mindful about, 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:07.839 you know, having little little thing seeds that I plan 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:10.160 along the way, you know, little hidden gems along the way. 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:13.440 Yes, Like even in the series, right, there's a part 0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:16.840 where you're you're a young man and then they start 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:17.680 cracking jokes. 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:20.480 This is coffee, not Guinness. Okay, Okay, damn about that. 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:23.960 I was about say that, I'll go and keep it 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:27.400 to myself, but so it is. So it's a time. 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:29.400 I guess it's a double on tantra. 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:32.600 Right, you as a kid, you walk over, these two 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:36.880 kids are fighting. I believe that both Mexicans, I mean, because. 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:40.160 They're playing the dozens, right, and then you walk over, 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:43.400 you laugh, and then one. 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:47.120 Of the the kids like start fighting on you. Now 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:49.880 here's a question that I have, was that the first 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:51.440 time you saw comedy? 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:53.960 Was was that the correlation for that that scene? Was 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:55.520 it the first time you saw comedy or that was 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:57.920 the first time you was being American bully. No, that's 0:07:57.960 --> 0:07:59.720 definitely not the first time I've seen comedy. Okay. 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:01.920 First, I've seen people play the dozens where they just 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:03.080 rag on each other's. 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:04.960 Mother's right, Okay, I've never seen that as an Arab person. 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:08.400 That's Muslim person. That's the most sacred next use your mom. 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:10.360 So I'm like, you know, and I had a British accent, 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:16.880 was like, yeah, like you know, I don't know, doesn't know. 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:24.160 What is that that's like raging? Okay, guy, I could 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:26.360 tell you is a turn? 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:29.840 You know that turn like like Richard pryor like that 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:32.880 error they like your mama jokes. 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:35.040 Yeah, that's the first time is a Muslim as. 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:37.160 An Arab guy is just fresh off the country from 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:38.920 I went to British English school. 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:40.520 I heard people, your mama's so fair. 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:44.120 Everybody gets your your MoMA, so you know your mama 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:46.280 gets wrong, She's like a doorknob. Everybody gets to turn. 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:52.120 I was like what the I was like talking about 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:55.560 each other's moment. It was just you couldn't believe, like 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:57.960 this is like, you know, there's a murder that's about 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:00.520 to happen in our culture if you talk about his mom. 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:03.280 And this was just like, you know, just jokes. You know, 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:04.240 I couldn't believe it. 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:07.800 No, but I heard you told say Arabic slang and 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:10.520 you said one of the Arabic slang is fuck you 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:11.120 pussy that. 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:27.520 I was like, Jamaican, I have I have a joke 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:28.320 about language. 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:30.720 It's really the joke essence of the joke is about 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:34.440 language is really funny talk about No, I did not. 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:36.560 Say I'm an American. 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:37.920 I don't ever I don't. 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.440 Ever come sign anything. 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:43.800 I want to keep my I just had this basketboard. 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:45.520 I've been very happy to travel world. 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:46.719 Stand up. 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:49.040 No, it's just like if it's a joke about you know, 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:51.400 language and how sophistical languages, and I think it's just 0:09:51.400 --> 0:09:53.560 a funny turn to take just to talk about, for 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:57.520 given example, about cursing in Arabic versus English, and cursing 0:09:57.520 --> 0:10:00.760 in Arabic is much much more, you know, has a 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:05.000 lot of impact after like it, you know, yeah, bro, 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:08.559 you said the movie The Pussy you slithered out of it. 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:14.520 It's just craise's so horrible. Yeah, like what are you 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:18.840 talking about? Like this is impossible, Like motherfucker's nothing, there's 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:21.200 nothing you Yeah right, you know you said there's one 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:22.360 word that's that fuck you. 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:23.440 Yeah. 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:26.320 Yeah. That's probably one of my favorite is. 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:32.560 Your whole history, which means your entire history, like my 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:37.559 great great grandy, all them, the entire your whole DNA. 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:41.560 Your whole DNA. That that is just diabolical. 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:43.440 And it's not even like it's not even no like 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:46.640 filthy words come out of it's just a sentence like 0:10:46.679 --> 0:10:48.400 that means, damn, your history. 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:51.320 That's so fucked up, you know, it means this is 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:55.000 really like a very diverse conversation right now. So how 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:55.280 was it? 0:10:55.440 --> 0:11:03.600 Like he just told me my mom supposed. 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:14.800 To joke, I don't know. He's from Iraq? Why, Okay? 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.960 So in New Yorkers in the building. 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:23.400 In New York there's an area where he's from called 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:25.880 Left Frack City. So when he came out with his group, 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:31.720 component nor Diega, Left Frack City became Iraq Cocaine Kwa 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:34.800 Compone was from Queen's Bridge, so it's kwait and. 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:39.120 He needs to know, just kind of like, you know, 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:42.719 it was a very different places from For years I 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:44.600 never corrected people, but also. 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:47.560 People like, hey man, you from my rack. 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:52.760 I'm like, sure, I'll tell you. Okay, So what were 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:57.160 talking about? Okay, yeah, cool, Yeah, that's when I was. 0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:57.880 Stuck in Japan. 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:04.640 Okay, yes, you said it's hard to get in London 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:07.080 as well. Well, No, it was just like at that 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:09.160 time when I didn't have a passport, it was very 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:11.079 difficult to get into a lot of different places. 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:15.120 But excuse me, difficult anyway if you have yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah, 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:17.200 you have. What they do is they give you a 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:20.920 refugee travel document. So I'm stateless, bro, it's not it 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:23.320 so many stories. Yeah it is, and it isn't like 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:24.120 it is. 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:27.440 But when you have literally no other option, you don't 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:29.280 think about it as like, oh it is scary traveling 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:31.679 with this. There's nothing that's scary for you. All it 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:33.360 is is like you're just trying to get to the gig. 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:36.000 So there's many many situations where I had to, like 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:38.880 you know, I had to learn the law. I had 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:41.520 to understand what my rights were. Most of the time 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:45.160 I'm educating the U the lady that's checking me in, 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:47.360 or the person who's checking me into the airport. Yeah, 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:47.920 I was like no. 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:50.480 According to the United Nations in nineteen forty eight when 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:52.800 it was once it was founded, this refugee travel document 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:55.840 allows you to travel internationally while you're still seeking asylum 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:58.559 in that respected country and therefore, you know, regarding the 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:00.360 rules of the United States and that respect country that 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:02.880 I'm visiting, they have a deal in place that allows 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:05.319 me to travel there legally. Here's a document that pauls like, 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:06.280 guess it was just my life. 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:13.079 Its sometimes I would like miss lead the agent a 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:15.280 little bit to just let me go in, and then 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:17.600 I would just take my chances once I got to 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:20.560 that country. So it was kind of a situation pretty 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:22.200 much on a regular basis. 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:25.720 Yeah, yeah, I was. I was my case. Yeah, it 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:26.679 is undred percent. 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:29.880 And my first gig was I was like nineteen years old, 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:32.640 I'm going to Germany, Italy, Sicily, and I went to 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:35.319 the German consulate the day I'm flying out to Germany, 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:37.880 like the most rookie ass shit, the day you're flying out, 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:39.719 you're going to see if you can actually. 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:43.120 Go to the gig to be I would have missed 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:43.520 the whole gig. 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:45.200 I was with the whole gig. It's my whole livelihood. 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:47.160 I have nothing else, and it was nuts. Because I 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:50.199 get to the consulate, he goes, this might be the 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:51.520 luckiest day of your life. 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:52.600 I said why. 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:56.040 He said, because you have a refugee travel document that's 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:59.840 issued by the United States. It is recognized by Germany 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:01.360 essentially as a passport. 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:05.240 You don't need to enter uh Germany with a visa. Additionally, 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:08.480 you can travel eat Italy legally because they just passed 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:09.280 the Shannghan law. 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:12.480 I'm sorry if I'm mispronouncing that Shangan law, which means 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:14.920 you can once you enter a European country within New 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:18.520 European Union, you can travel now domestically in the other countries, 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:20.760 so you don't need a visa anymore. Once I knew 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:22.720 that loophole, I was booking gigs in Holland. I was 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:24.720 flying to Germany. Go to Germany, kids, train and go 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:27.520 down to Ampsteam. I was doing all kinds of moves 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:28.880 like that just to get to where I need to 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:30.160 get for the gig. 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:33.560 Yeah, so is it. 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:35.960 God blessed America for you. 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:40.320 God bless America. God bless everything. Okay, God bless everything 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:43.480 all the time. You can't do anything in there made 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.120 yeah what I was trying to get my citizenship. Yah, 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:50.080 it was just like I even forgot the bit that 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:52.040 was so long ago, seven years ago. 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:53.120 I don't even remember that bit. 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:55.520 It's funny you're referencing the first special, because I feel 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:57.160 like that was one of my favorite jokes at all 0:14:57.160 --> 0:14:58.520 in that sure. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:06.280 Comedy. Once you put out a special, those jokes go away. 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:07.240 And bringing your jokes no more. It's like an album. 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:13.680 No no, it's still yeah the comedy. 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:16.280 Those jokes are gone, so we know them more than 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:18.920 the comedian because we get in I. 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:22.320 See him second looking at me. I didn't beat that. Yeah. 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:23.520 Like it's the opposite. 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:26.760 Like hip hop artists or musicians in general, like they 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:31.200 write their album in studio, they released the album, they 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:34.240 tore the album. Comedians, we write the album live in 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:36.760 front of the audience, and we tore it like hell. 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:39.680 Once we get it solidified, we film it, we release it. 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:42.880 We don't know. We no longer tour the album. It's 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:43.600 the direct opposite. 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:46.200 Signs are not that fair because some people come to 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:50.040 the shows and be like they start thinking request that 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:54.120 it's never you used to like, it's lose lose really 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:57.000 because every time they come out they love the new material. 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:59.720 But also they're like, I wanted to see those if 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:01.920 you would do the old ship, they'll see like I 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:05.080 thought it was gonna be new ships. Never, it's always 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:06.440 a work in progress, all right. 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:10.520 They try to. There's talks with some comedians like doing 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:13.240 the greatest hits and stuff. Yeah, because there's some jokes 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:15.960 that consist of there's just some jokes that are so 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:19.440 famous to us that we love so much, but once 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:22.360 the special comes out, they don't ever do those jokes again. 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:24.520 It wasn't always like that, because there used to be 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:26.360 regular albums put out by comedians. 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:26.480 No. 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:29.280 But it was different though, because in those days it 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:33.000 was either just audio or a few channels, a few 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:36.760 channels that existed you could you could release something and 0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:40.680 still essentially tour it because most people haven't seen it. 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:43.320 It was for the specials. Yeah, well even you know 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:45.440 they had specials back there. But I'm saying that specials 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:47.000 are big. Yeah, they're so big. 0:16:47.080 --> 0:16:49.160 They still they still would tour them back in the 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:51.560 day a little bit to a certain degree, probably a 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:52.520 lot more than today. 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:55.440 For sure, but I think that's the problem with new comedians. 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:57.360 Today, Like they post everything on TikTok, and they post 0:16:57.360 --> 0:16:59.560 everything that they have on Instagram, and then people come 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:01.280 out and watched and they're doing the same. 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:03.160 You don't have enough material, and that's not the way 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:03.560 it goes. 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:06.120 You know, you need to save that and have patience. 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:08.760 There's no patience anymore about nurturing the art form and 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:11.399 really really growing as a comedian as a stand up 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:13.920 and then find yourself and then being able to get 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:16.800 in rhythm and understand like your process, and then you 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:18.399 just start just talking. 0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:22.720 You don't even need to depend on materials, just go 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:23.840 on stage and just do your thing. 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:24.639 You know. 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:25.320 It's the difference. 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:28.199 I know you said earlier said sometimes you said sometimes 0:17:28.200 --> 0:17:28.760 you think it's not. 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:29.240 Fair, right. 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:34.160 The one thing that I think is really not fair 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:37.640 is when like, like you know, me doing this show, 0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:41.199 I started to like research, you know, the real chit 0:17:41.359 --> 0:17:43.520 in circuit, right, because you know, we had our versions 0:17:43.520 --> 0:17:49.960 of the it was called underground or backpack, right, oh, 0:17:50.000 --> 0:17:52.280 and we used to go to do these shows. But 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:57.439 when I started to investigate the comedic world, I started 0:17:57.440 --> 0:18:00.199 to realize that it was a lot less comedians that 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:02.760 made it like meaning like there was people that was 0:18:03.119 --> 0:18:05.000 on a bill with somebody that was getting five grand 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:07.560 and somebody was getting one hundred dollars or like something 0:18:07.640 --> 0:18:12.000 like that, and I had met the fuck got here 0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:15.320 about like when we first started, Like because what I'm 0:18:15.320 --> 0:18:18.440 saying is like, if you get a little buzz and 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:21.560 hip hop like a Beaer minimum figure, you're getting like 0:18:21.600 --> 0:18:23.920 twenty five or like three k, Like. 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:26.119 You get one big hit, you eat off of that 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:27.000 the rest of your life. 0:18:27.280 --> 0:18:30.880 It is correct, that's potentially situation. 0:18:31.920 --> 0:18:32.520 Then that's it. 0:18:32.600 --> 0:18:35.600 Like the comedians and I looked at like somebody like 0:18:35.640 --> 0:18:38.160 maybe I would know from Staten Island and no one 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:40.639 else knows, but he's from Staten Island and he's funny 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:44.480 white guy, and I'm like, I like him. And then 0:18:44.480 --> 0:18:45.840 I'm like, hey, you know, you know, you know you 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:47.600 can book him for a fucking one hundred and fifty 0:18:47.640 --> 0:18:51.600 thirty five bucks, like what and like so that that 0:18:51.720 --> 0:18:53.960 part was like mind blowing to me. 0:18:54.200 --> 0:18:56.240 Yeah, Bro, my first gig, I think I made twenty 0:18:56.240 --> 0:18:59.720 five dollars. You know, twenty five bucks. You were touring, 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:01.480 you would do these one nighters. You have the chilling 0:19:01.560 --> 0:19:04.840 circuit like you said, for yourselves. My circuit was throughout 0:19:04.840 --> 0:19:07.639 the South, so it was me my Toyota Camri and 0:19:07.840 --> 0:19:09.680 just driving to one night or after one night, or 0:19:09.760 --> 0:19:12.320 you just go seven hours this way for I used 0:19:12.320 --> 0:19:14.040 to make fun of this booker, like, motherfucker, do you 0:19:14.040 --> 0:19:14.600 have a map? 0:19:14.840 --> 0:19:16.920 But you know, God damn, bro, I gotta go go Oklahoma. 0:19:17.080 --> 0:19:19.119 I gotta come back to Temple, Texas. I gotta go 0:19:19.200 --> 0:19:21.320 back to Oklahoma. Who the fuck is booking this? 0:19:21.640 --> 0:19:22.240 He was just reading. 0:19:22.280 --> 0:19:23.879 One time he called me. He was like, listen, I 0:19:23.920 --> 0:19:25.879 got you a middle of no desk on Friday. I 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:28.080 got you a gig on Saturday, a monthly. I was like, 0:19:28.119 --> 0:19:30.800 where the fuck is monthy? And then I looked it up. 0:19:30.800 --> 0:19:33.639 I was like monthly Indiana. I was like, bro, I 0:19:33.680 --> 0:19:35.960 have to get off stage an hour before I go 0:19:36.000 --> 0:19:38.560 on to make it in time to months Indiana. This 0:19:38.600 --> 0:19:41.280 is twenty four hour drive. It's like, he's just absurd. 0:19:41.320 --> 0:19:43.359 But it was like one hundred dollars a gig that 0:19:43.400 --> 0:19:45.360 you can make, and if you come back with something, 0:19:45.840 --> 0:19:49.400 you are happy. But it's about like developing your r form, 0:19:49.520 --> 0:19:50.600 not really about the money. 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:53.160 It's about the long term. It's like a forever promo run. 0:19:53.160 --> 0:19:56.640 It sounds like ye, like for artists, that's a promo run. 0:19:56.960 --> 0:20:01.480 Went on the road for free go out there, said yeah, 0:20:01.480 --> 0:20:05.840 he just got he's got to develop your material for 0:20:06.400 --> 0:20:07.760 yourself as an artist, as a. 0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:10.440 Comedian, as you know, slow and you figure out yourself. 0:20:10.440 --> 0:20:12.840 It's very very slow. I mean when I walked into 0:20:12.840 --> 0:20:14.920 the Comedy Showcase when I was like seventeen years old, 0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:17.399 my mentor, Danny Martinez, he looked at me, saw me 0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:19.800 go up on stage, and he was like, he took 0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:22.560 me aside. He took me outside actually, and he goes, listen, 0:20:22.680 --> 0:20:24.720 I've mentored a lot of comedians. They've gone on to 0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:29.880 have very successful careers. And he mapped out my entire life. Wow, 0:20:29.960 --> 0:20:32.879 and like he told me every step of what my 0:20:32.920 --> 0:20:35.000 life is going to look like. And he told me 0:20:35.040 --> 0:20:36.560 I was gonna have my own TV show. He told 0:20:36.560 --> 0:20:38.520 me I'm gonna have this, I'm gonna have a specials, 0:20:38.520 --> 0:20:40.800 I'm gonna do movies. He told me my whole life. 0:20:41.160 --> 0:20:45.119 He says, but it's gonna take you twenty years. And 0:20:45.200 --> 0:20:48.320 if you're in great, I want you know you will 0:20:48.359 --> 0:20:51.159 be my last student and you have to listen to everything. 0:20:51.200 --> 0:20:53.719 I say if you don't, don't waste my fucking time. 0:20:54.080 --> 0:20:55.800 Are you in? I was like, Hell, yeah, I'm in. 0:20:55.920 --> 0:20:58.199 It was the same mentor to Ralphie May you know 0:20:58.200 --> 0:21:01.120 it was a great comedian from Houston and t Shan 0:21:01.200 --> 0:21:03.280 Channon who wrote for SNL for many years, and many 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:05.800 many other comedians who ended up having their own specials 0:21:05.840 --> 0:21:07.919 and have their own success at their own levels. 0:21:08.000 --> 0:21:08.199 You know. 0:21:08.680 --> 0:21:11.080 So I was like as a seventeen year old kid 0:21:11.160 --> 0:21:14.560 that had no real guyance. I was seventeen. 0:21:14.800 --> 0:21:15.560 M wow. 0:21:15.680 --> 0:21:17.720 I started when I was fourteen in high school doing 0:21:17.720 --> 0:21:20.480 stand up in like my classes. After my dad died, 0:21:20.480 --> 0:21:22.200 I just like stopped. I skipped school. I was living 0:21:22.240 --> 0:21:24.760 like first US day off. I would wear like rollings 0:21:25.000 --> 0:21:27.119 school and seldom host. Was that like a thoughtful lot 0:21:27.200 --> 0:21:29.399 to do what comedy back then? 0:21:29.480 --> 0:21:30.560 No, it's not that stuff for a lot. 0:21:30.600 --> 0:21:32.800 It was just more of an unknown you know, nobody 0:21:32.880 --> 0:21:37.119 really knew. Nobody knew stand up, like especially my family. 0:21:37.240 --> 0:21:39.520 My mom didn't understand it. I come from a very 0:21:39.640 --> 0:21:41.960 educated family and background, so it was like it was 0:21:42.000 --> 0:21:44.119 weird for me not to go to college, like bypass 0:21:44.600 --> 0:21:46.919 going to college and do stand up comedies. You just 0:21:46.960 --> 0:21:49.000 concerned for my futures, just like any parent would be. 0:21:49.080 --> 0:21:54.480 You know, I was selling I was telling somebody the 0:21:54.560 --> 0:21:57.239 other day, like it takes a long time to get 0:21:57.320 --> 0:21:59.360 good at stand up. Because look, even as a DJ, right, 0:22:00.320 --> 0:22:03.280 if you have a shit gig in a bar, you 0:22:03.320 --> 0:22:07.320 get three hours and you practicing for three hours, right, Like, 0:22:07.560 --> 0:22:09.680 maybe there's ten people in there, and you like you 0:22:10.080 --> 0:22:12.520 rapping a three hours, You're like, you're practicing as much 0:22:12.560 --> 0:22:17.160 as you can. Stand up. You get ten or fifteen minutes. 0:22:17.240 --> 0:22:21.639 And it might be a dude in there telling you suck. Yeah, 0:22:21.960 --> 0:22:24.160 like you got to get it's. 0:22:24.000 --> 0:22:26.679 Really clicking where you only get ten I mean, bro, 0:22:26.800 --> 0:22:28.600 ten to fifteen minutes means you have a good set. 0:22:28.920 --> 0:22:32.000 Open mics is four minutes. Maybe somebody that you open 0:22:32.080 --> 0:22:33.560 up for five minutes. Like when I was on the 0:22:33.640 --> 0:22:36.159 radio in New York and all these comedians will come 0:22:36.240 --> 0:22:38.560 do carolines. I'll be like, yo, can I can I 0:22:38.600 --> 0:22:41.640 open up five minutes before the show stuck? 0:22:41.760 --> 0:22:45.280 Before five minutes is taken us there? Five minutes or 0:22:45.320 --> 0:22:46.360 that five minutes is like. 0:22:46.480 --> 0:22:49.480 No, have a certain amount of open Like. 0:22:48.760 --> 0:22:50.440 If he has thirty minutes and you say to him, 0:22:50.600 --> 0:22:51.520 can I get five minutes? 0:22:52.000 --> 0:22:52.960 He doesn't get thirty minutes. 0:22:52.960 --> 0:22:54.880 A lot of time before that depends. 0:22:54.960 --> 0:22:57.399 It ends, But usually there's a lot of time for whatever. 0:22:57.560 --> 0:23:00.600 Whoever's opening, just give them whatever time. But yeah, unless 0:23:00.600 --> 0:23:03.760 because sometimes it's back to back shows on weekends. Most 0:23:03.800 --> 0:23:05.679 of the time it is back to back shows. So 0:23:05.720 --> 0:23:07.800 therefore the first show is affected by the second show, 0:23:07.840 --> 0:23:11.080 So you gotta sometimes there's some adjustments you might take 0:23:11.080 --> 0:23:12.560 away from the first show, but the second show you 0:23:12.560 --> 0:23:13.040 can go along. 0:23:13.280 --> 0:23:15.240 So who's who's been a dickhead to you? When you 0:23:15.320 --> 0:23:15.679 ask us? 0:23:17.920 --> 0:23:18.200 To me? 0:23:18.800 --> 0:23:20.919 When I had to open up, I mean, there was 0:23:20.920 --> 0:23:22.879 some headline I don't remember their names, but it was 0:23:22.920 --> 0:23:25.040 just like, why you doing this material in front of me? 0:23:25.359 --> 0:23:27.160 Or don't do that because I touch upon this. I'm like, well, 0:23:27.160 --> 0:23:29.480 I don't even know who you are, what stand. 0:23:29.359 --> 0:23:31.439 Up you do? Like, I'm just doing my thing. So 0:23:31.520 --> 0:23:31.880 I was. 0:23:32.080 --> 0:23:34.560 I was raised and stand up as like, Yo, if 0:23:34.600 --> 0:23:38.920 somebody does a joke that touches upon yours in some way, wow, 0:23:39.119 --> 0:23:41.240 you have to be able to pivot and move and 0:23:41.280 --> 0:23:43.800 that's what makes you a great comedian. So I never 0:23:43.880 --> 0:23:45.600 do that to anybody who opens up for me. Where 0:23:45.640 --> 0:23:47.399 anybody who works with me or anything like that. I 0:23:47.520 --> 0:23:51.960 never rarely ever trying to say yo yo yo. Yeah yeah, 0:23:52.040 --> 0:23:54.480 not even like joke. So whose mind is more like 0:23:54.480 --> 0:23:57.640 the subject matter where it becomes repetitive. It's very very 0:23:57.720 --> 0:24:00.200 rare that I've ever even said anything like that. It's 0:24:00.280 --> 0:24:03.560 usually the circumstances there. But they do that frequently. People 0:24:03.560 --> 0:24:05.720 do that frequently. And I would say when I first started, 0:24:05.720 --> 0:24:08.199 because I was so young, and I was so like, 0:24:08.840 --> 0:24:11.280 you know, just like full energy. I'm seventeen, I'm bouncing 0:24:11.320 --> 0:24:15.080 off the wall very you know, very very expressive and 0:24:15.119 --> 0:24:17.119 all this stuff. So there's you know, there's just like 0:24:17.200 --> 0:24:19.440 this shit that exists in like stand up where they're 0:24:19.440 --> 0:24:21.240 like click is or you're not like. 0:24:21.240 --> 0:24:23.280 This or you're not like that. But bro, I'm seventeen, 0:24:23.680 --> 0:24:25.040 you know, saying what do you? 0:24:25.040 --> 0:24:27.120 You have to mature and grow and figure it out 0:24:27.119 --> 0:24:28.959 for yourself and see where you're gonna end up. 0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:30.480 So I didn't like that shit. 0:24:30.600 --> 0:24:33.479 That's why I really like I focused on what was important, 0:24:33.480 --> 0:24:35.320 which is getting stage time, getting on the road and 0:24:35.320 --> 0:24:38.000 getting better and staying focused and making. 0:24:37.680 --> 0:24:39.520 Sure that all the other stuff is just noise. 0:24:39.960 --> 0:24:40.119 You know. 0:24:40.200 --> 0:24:42.920 I noticed that everyone was just trying to emulate who 0:24:42.920 --> 0:24:45.680 they love most, and we all do to a certain degree. 0:24:45.880 --> 0:24:48.760 But the thing the gap for me was I've only 0:24:48.760 --> 0:24:51.000 been in the country eight years, so people walk up 0:24:51.040 --> 0:24:52.639 to me and be like, oh, you sound like Sam Knston. 0:24:52.760 --> 0:24:55.320 I'm like, who's Sam Kennis? You know what I'm saying. 0:24:56.480 --> 0:24:59.719 When I was doing stand up eight years I came 0:24:59.760 --> 0:25:01.439 ou I was nine years old. I started when I 0:25:01.480 --> 0:25:03.840 was fourteen in high school. The only person that I 0:25:03.920 --> 0:25:07.080 knew was those famous ones who had television shows. And 0:25:07.119 --> 0:25:09.040 then by the time I was, you know, seventeen, I 0:25:09.080 --> 0:25:14.000 didn't know who Bill Hicks was. Or imagine tell your mom, like, 0:25:14.040 --> 0:25:16.800 who's just like making X amount of dollars? We need 0:25:16.880 --> 0:25:19.879 cable like get the fuck out of my face, cable 0:25:20.160 --> 0:25:22.520 trying to eat to make sure the rent is spaced. 0:25:22.560 --> 0:25:26.280 So I had no knowledge of previous comedians that existed 0:25:26.280 --> 0:25:29.399 before me. And that then there was a comedian that 0:25:29.440 --> 0:25:31.639 came up to me at open mic. He's like, you know, 0:25:31.680 --> 0:25:33.960 there's all these interesting characters on Mike. He does real estate, 0:25:34.000 --> 0:25:37.439 but he shows up every Monday Mike. He's the one 0:25:37.440 --> 0:25:39.840 who gave me all these VHS tapes of all these 0:25:39.840 --> 0:25:42.679 amazing comedians that have had specials and that's when I 0:25:42.720 --> 0:25:46.159 started really understanding my own art form. You know, I 0:25:46.200 --> 0:25:48.119 was like, oh, and even Eddie Murphy. I didn't know 0:25:48.160 --> 0:25:50.119 Eddie Murphy didn't stand up. I knew him from the 0:25:50.160 --> 0:25:52.800 movies because he only did two specials. I hadn't know 0:25:52.800 --> 0:25:54.960 any that was in the eighties. I came in ninety one, 0:25:55.119 --> 0:25:59.520 ninety ninety one, so I had no idea, No, oh, 0:25:59.560 --> 0:26:02.680 that's a Murphy Joe, who's it? Oh yeah, oh yeah, 0:26:02.720 --> 0:26:04.280 of course I know. I remember, but I didn't know 0:26:04.359 --> 0:26:05.080 he didn stand up. 0:26:05.119 --> 0:26:05.280 You know. 0:26:05.320 --> 0:26:08.480 It was like that raw too raw and delivery delirious. Yeah, 0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:14.840 of course I know that. Yes, No, incredible, incredible, incredible. 0:26:15.000 --> 0:26:17.399 So I thought I was the hotel king until one 0:26:17.480 --> 0:26:21.440 day I'm scrolling across complex and I see an interview 0:26:21.480 --> 0:26:25.560 with you, and you said, because I finessed the four 0:26:25.560 --> 0:26:28.080 o'clock checkout, I thought four thirty I was ill. 0:26:29.400 --> 0:26:31.919 I thought I was ill with the four thirty. I 0:26:32.040 --> 0:26:34.480 heard you get a six o'clock check I've gotten six 0:26:34.520 --> 0:26:38.080 pm checkouts eight pm. I have not all the day. 0:26:38.640 --> 0:26:40.879 I've never heard of this trick. Is is a British accent? 0:26:40.920 --> 0:26:46.840 You have to heard heard? Yeah? Okay, yound like he said, hello, Hello, 0:26:46.880 --> 0:26:49.080 who am I speaking with? You know, listen, this is 0:26:49.200 --> 0:26:51.399 my flight has been canceled out of Europe unfortunately, and 0:26:51.400 --> 0:26:53.880 this booked through a travelationship, so I couldn't I couldn't 0:26:54.600 --> 0:26:57.440 change my ticket, and I'm wonder, you know, you got 0:26:57.480 --> 0:27:00.080 to just put them in a very stressful situation and 0:27:00.520 --> 0:27:03.439 they're like, oh you know, and they're like, no, no, 0:27:03.440 --> 0:27:04.760 we can't do it. Well, I need to speak with 0:27:04.800 --> 0:27:06.439 someone you know, would do a lot of business with you. 0:27:06.600 --> 0:27:09.920 We have contracts, which is all bullshit contracts. Who deals 0:27:09.960 --> 0:27:12.560 with them any kind of way? Got the hate, you know, 0:27:12.680 --> 0:27:14.480 far business to be hurt in any kind of way 0:27:14.480 --> 0:27:16.679 if you're not able to, you know, accommodate me in 0:27:16.720 --> 0:27:17.080 some time. 0:27:17.200 --> 0:27:18.680 And they just fucking freak out. And then all of 0:27:18.680 --> 0:27:20.480 a sudden, the manager comes on and I do it 0:27:20.480 --> 0:27:22.560 for jokes. I don't even stay till four pm. I 0:27:22.640 --> 0:27:24.159 just want to see how far I can take it. 0:27:24.520 --> 0:27:28.760 But four, five pm, six pm is pretty standard. One time, 0:27:28.840 --> 0:27:31.919 before I was touring in India, I was in Egypt 0:27:31.920 --> 0:27:34.320 doing a show. He called me and this is just 0:27:34.320 --> 0:27:37.840 one FaceTime like drop. He called me on FaceTime and 0:27:37.960 --> 0:27:40.960 I got him a four pm checkout at this crazy 0:27:41.040 --> 0:27:42.119 like five star hotel. 0:27:42.480 --> 0:27:49.160 FaceTime through I was like talking, I have the accent 0:27:51.280 --> 0:27:56.360 see you on FaceTime because on the phone you don't 0:27:56.359 --> 0:27:58.920 look British, you know, No, it's not you know, I 0:27:58.960 --> 0:28:00.360 don't know if you've been to England. 0:28:00.440 --> 0:28:09.040 Nobody looks British anymore British. 0:28:09.560 --> 0:28:16.000 You look like from Miami anyway, exactly exactly National dishes Curry. 0:28:16.240 --> 0:28:18.800 And I think the most popular boy's name is Mohammad, 0:28:18.920 --> 0:28:21.240 or the second most popular something like that is Mohamed. 0:28:21.720 --> 0:28:25.439 I've been at a hotel with him and uh like, 0:28:25.720 --> 0:28:28.960 there'll be our person working at the hotel and like 0:28:29.000 --> 0:28:30.920 some regular lady will be like next and he'll be like, no, 0:28:31.119 --> 0:28:37.120 wait our person, Oh yes, forget it, we get breakfast. 0:28:39.560 --> 0:28:43.320 Yes. No, I don't speak for no, no, no. I speak 0:28:43.320 --> 0:28:46.560 Arabic and Spanish. I'm conversational in Spanish, all right, No, 0:28:46.680 --> 0:28:50.880 you speak Spanish like too. It's just what I grew 0:28:50.960 --> 0:28:52.400 up around, and I think it's just one of the 0:28:52.400 --> 0:28:54.640 funniest accidents, like so much pain. 0:28:54.960 --> 0:29:07.480 Come on, bro, what you mom? Bro? I finished the 0:29:07.480 --> 0:29:13.840 word like we're lated, bro. You It's fucking great. Bro. 0:29:14.840 --> 0:29:18.120 I have so much like love for Latinos. Bro, I 0:29:18.160 --> 0:29:20.880 just feel like such a kinship to them in some 0:29:21.000 --> 0:29:21.360 kind of way. 0:29:21.400 --> 0:29:22.240 Yeah, it's dope, and. 0:29:22.200 --> 0:29:24.760 They always mistaken you for a Latino. We've been heck 0:29:24.920 --> 0:29:25.520 a lot of times. 0:29:25.520 --> 0:29:27.480 I was hector a lot of times. And to the 0:29:27.520 --> 0:29:28.000 black people. 0:29:28.240 --> 0:29:30.600 Hose to the black black folks one hundred percent, Bro, 0:29:30.920 --> 0:29:32.600 I mean black folks. When I was growing up, people 0:29:32.600 --> 0:29:34.560 were like, well, you know they it was like a 0:29:34.560 --> 0:29:36.800 big thing. I didn't realize. I ain't know anything about 0:29:36.800 --> 0:29:38.680 gang culture at all when I first got to the States, 0:29:38.840 --> 0:29:40.480 and I didn't you know, I was always in these 0:29:40.480 --> 0:29:44.400 situations where that was like the Mexicans didn't understand where 0:29:44.400 --> 0:29:44.640 it was. 0:29:44.680 --> 0:29:47.000 They were like confused by me and black folks. In 0:29:47.040 --> 0:29:47.480 their gangs. 0:29:47.480 --> 0:29:51.160 There was very like segregated gangs, right, So the black 0:29:51.200 --> 0:29:54.720 gangs would be like, what you're doing here, what you're 0:29:54.720 --> 0:29:57.280 doing in this neighborhood say? And I'd be like, no, man, 0:29:57.280 --> 0:29:59.240 my name is Mohammed. They'd be like, oh ship, I'm 0:29:59.280 --> 0:30:05.200 like Mexicans me mad at me because I'm not with them, Like, oh, 0:30:05.280 --> 0:30:07.520 you think you do good for us, Bro, Like you 0:30:07.640 --> 0:30:12.240 change us, you change Oh yeah, I'd like, Bro, my 0:30:12.320 --> 0:30:14.160 name is Mohammed. They're like, well, bro, you look like 0:30:14.200 --> 0:30:14.800 my cousin head. 0:30:16.160 --> 0:30:20.080 So weird. Bro, it's so weird. But I do feel like. 0:30:20.520 --> 0:30:22.040 I was like driving down the street and I look 0:30:22.080 --> 0:30:23.680 up and I see that, you know, the immigrant blanket 0:30:23.760 --> 0:30:26.440 is furry that has the animals on them, the tigers 0:30:26.440 --> 0:30:26.800 on them. 0:30:26.720 --> 0:30:30.720 And ship, you know anything about exactly up, I saw 0:30:30.800 --> 0:30:33.720 one with two Mexicans on horses and the Mexican flag 0:30:33.720 --> 0:30:35.080 on it. I just pulled over. I had to buy 0:30:35.080 --> 0:30:36.200 that ship. I don't know why. 0:30:36.240 --> 0:30:37.480 I took a picture of it and I sent it 0:30:37.520 --> 0:30:39.840 to my friend Ralph Barbosa and he text me back. 0:30:39.920 --> 0:30:43.120 He was like, that's us, bro, And I was like, 0:30:43.160 --> 0:30:44.800 I said, his mind. I just bought that ship. I 0:30:44.880 --> 0:30:45.680 just have it at the house. 0:30:45.680 --> 0:30:49.400 But I don't know what the comedian yeah, yeah, yeah 0:30:50.640 --> 0:30:54.840 under comedian Ralph you you you you. 0:30:55.320 --> 0:30:59.120 FaceTime me with him and brat christ Oh yeah yeah. 0:31:00.080 --> 0:31:04.280 So now I'm gonna ask you, sife right, because to 0:31:04.400 --> 0:31:06.640 us is outside of looking looking in, it looks like 0:31:06.720 --> 0:31:10.960 the comedian. For years, it looked like the comedian world 0:31:11.000 --> 0:31:17.480 was the tightest net of people. I went to numerous shows, 0:31:18.160 --> 0:31:22.640 enjoyed myself. In fact, in fact, we're jealous of them. 0:31:22.680 --> 0:31:26.200 At one point, I'm like, no one's fighting, everyone gets 0:31:26.240 --> 0:31:35.680 their back end. Until recently, I want to say, and 0:31:35.720 --> 0:31:37.920 I'm not blaming this on this individual, but I want 0:31:37.920 --> 0:31:41.320 to say, since this dude had did this interview, it 0:31:41.400 --> 0:31:44.480 seemed like the comedian world slipped upside down and like 0:31:44.640 --> 0:31:46.640 people is Kat Williams. 0:31:47.040 --> 0:31:49.240 And more people are beefing too, like Mark Maren and 0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:53.240 I've been hearing prior to that, but once Kat did 0:31:53.280 --> 0:31:56.960 Club Shah, I felt like the comedian world became hip 0:31:56.960 --> 0:31:58.440 hop y'all beefing with each other. 0:31:58.560 --> 0:31:59.800 It was always hip hop. 0:32:00.320 --> 0:32:02.920 See that's the part we didn't know, right. 0:32:02.520 --> 0:32:05.440 Me being uh to be able to play both sides. 0:32:05.800 --> 0:32:08.720 It's always been hip hop, but it was always quiet. 0:32:09.000 --> 0:32:12.520 It was always on the low. The Cat Williamson definitely 0:32:12.560 --> 0:32:17.560 blew it up. And also social media and yeah, everybody 0:32:17.720 --> 0:32:21.280 just getting on a podcast talking for hours, you start 0:32:21.320 --> 0:32:23.880 slipping out with some beef or somebody that. But there 0:32:23.960 --> 0:32:26.080 was always like like. 0:32:26.160 --> 0:32:33.520 Joke stealers or that's not to play with joke stealing no, no, no. 0:32:33.080 --> 0:32:33.680 The worst thing. 0:32:34.160 --> 0:32:34.400 Yeah. 0:32:34.480 --> 0:32:36.640 Yeah, so there was always be from what I noticed, 0:32:36.720 --> 0:32:40.760 but to me, like especially like there's like different comedy worlds. 0:32:40.760 --> 0:32:43.360 There's like the urban comedy world. Then there's like the 0:32:43.400 --> 0:32:47.720 mainstream comedy world, which definitely means black and white. Right. Uh, 0:32:47.800 --> 0:32:50.800 the urban comedy world always had drama, but it was 0:32:50.840 --> 0:32:52.200 always quiet because. 0:32:52.160 --> 0:32:54.360 Scott loves in the urban comedy world. Tracy Morgan. 0:32:55.240 --> 0:32:58.440 Tracy Morgan, Uh, Tracy Morgan can't go into urban. But 0:32:58.480 --> 0:32:59.320 he's more mainstream. 0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:02.520 Like we're saying mainstream. We saying he's saying crossover. There's 0:33:02.520 --> 0:33:05.920 crossovers also, Yeah, let's say cross over mainstream mainstream course. 0:33:06.080 --> 0:33:08.080 But like the people that I learned under when I 0:33:08.120 --> 0:33:19.880 came up, yeah smoking from hoptown. Yeah urban Okay, Yeah, 0:33:20.720 --> 0:33:23.400 like I caick up under back in the day when 0:33:23.400 --> 0:33:28.040 I first started trying to learn stand up talent Compone, 0:33:28.800 --> 0:33:31.760 Smoky Mark Vieira all that. That's like the urban world. 0:33:32.240 --> 0:33:34.840 And then but the day about the urban world, they 0:33:35.000 --> 0:33:38.080 paid better, Like when I was doing them shows when 0:33:38.120 --> 0:33:40.600 I first started coming up, they would pay me too, three. 0:33:40.440 --> 0:33:48.160 Four hundreds, right Jesus that no certain wages. 0:33:51.160 --> 0:33:54.800 Were cleaning up some money or whatever. Then I went 0:33:54.840 --> 0:33:57.480 into the mainstream world, which is the white world and 0:33:57.560 --> 0:34:00.280 the comedy Celler Comedy Seller twenty five, thirty fifty ups. 0:34:01.520 --> 0:34:03.480 So a lot of the urban guys go, I ain't 0:34:03.480 --> 0:34:05.240 going over there because you don't make money. 0:34:05.280 --> 0:34:12.040 Amy Swimmers coming on after you, Sarah Silverman, you know 0:34:12.080 --> 0:34:24.200 what I mean about comedians manah, yeah, that's the cross over. 0:34:26.239 --> 0:34:28.440 Sometimes I see them beef, like at the Comedy Seller, 0:34:28.760 --> 0:34:32.000 I see two comedians beefing, and and somehow I get 0:34:32.040 --> 0:34:35.600 mixed in. I said, Bro. I said, listen, Bro, I've 0:34:35.600 --> 0:34:39.719 been in shootouts. I can't do this little Oh you 0:34:39.800 --> 0:34:42.879 stole my chicken wing like little you got, I said. 0:34:44.320 --> 0:34:46.800 I try not to laugh because they're obviously going through something. 0:34:47.160 --> 0:34:48.800 But I played at the Tunnel. 0:34:48.800 --> 0:34:54.480 Bro triggered, as mentioned in Tunnel that's not going on, 0:34:54.120 --> 0:34:57.000 said listen, listen, what are we doing where we're going? 0:34:57.080 --> 0:35:00.919 This was a club that other platinum artists from other 0:35:01.400 --> 0:35:02.560 places and other drummers. 0:35:02.600 --> 0:35:04.480 I don't want to say everybody, but I want to 0:35:04.480 --> 0:35:05.520 say a couple of them. 0:35:05.560 --> 0:35:07.399 But they would call me and be like, can you 0:35:07.440 --> 0:35:08.279 walk me in? 0:35:08.400 --> 0:35:08.600 Yeah? 0:35:08.640 --> 0:35:10.840 Bro, that's how it was like. 0:35:10.880 --> 0:35:13.960 They would ask me to walk them in the club, 0:35:14.600 --> 0:35:17.600 like and then the bathroom was it was you the 0:35:17.719 --> 0:35:21.720 sex so it was it was that's crazy. I remember 0:35:21.719 --> 0:35:23.080 I went to the Tunnel one time, and I had 0:35:23.120 --> 0:35:26.520 overalls on and this is this is the deeper time 0:35:26.520 --> 0:35:30.239 at the time, and my whole connected was people. 0:35:30.680 --> 0:35:34.000 And uh fuck my ship and my people just fell 0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:34.640 right into. 0:35:35.960 --> 0:35:36.040 It. 0:35:36.120 --> 0:35:54.759 I'm The thing was, how did you know. 0:35:54.760 --> 0:35:57.160 Many people you see in this studio right now? Roughly? 0:35:57.520 --> 0:36:01.400 Roughly how many right now? Rough about twenty people? Imagine 0:36:01.480 --> 0:36:04.200 Norrid in the nightclubs back in the day. Oh my god, 0:36:04.520 --> 0:36:06.160 eighty my god? 0:36:06.200 --> 0:36:09.759 Are you serious? How do you have fun? We had fun? 0:36:10.000 --> 0:36:12.760 We had fun, absolutely had fun. How do you remember 0:36:12.760 --> 0:36:23.920 everybody's names? Number seven? Yeah, I'll come seven and I 0:36:23.960 --> 0:36:24.640 went to bob Lub. 0:36:25.800 --> 0:36:29.800 So now let's let's a scrap Houston, right, Yeah, because 0:36:29.840 --> 0:36:33.640 not only you come from a very new place, Houston, 0:36:33.920 --> 0:36:35.600 but you come from this time. 0:36:35.440 --> 0:36:37.520 Right Like. I love the fact that she was living 0:36:37.520 --> 0:36:38.680 in real time right. 0:36:40.080 --> 0:36:43.040 On the episode on a series. Even the fact that 0:36:43.080 --> 0:36:46.520 you was selling fake Rolex. Now, was that a real thing, 0:36:46.560 --> 0:36:47.480 that you were selling fake roller? 0:36:47.560 --> 0:36:47.719 Yeah? 0:36:47.719 --> 0:36:48.279 I would, I would. 0:36:48.320 --> 0:36:50.160 I would sell stuff when I was a teenager. I 0:36:50.280 --> 0:36:53.319 was much younger than then. It was right after my 0:36:53.360 --> 0:36:58.399 father died. Sorry. Yeah, I had all of them, bro, 0:36:59.680 --> 0:37:01.000 all of them. So what I did was I used 0:37:01.040 --> 0:37:03.359 to work in this convenience store. So after my father died, 0:37:03.680 --> 0:37:06.000 his friend gave me a job at his convenience store. 0:37:06.200 --> 0:37:08.000 And there was a guy there wearing a really nice watch. 0:37:08.000 --> 0:37:09.680 I'm like, oh, that's really cool because it's fake. I 0:37:09.719 --> 0:37:11.440 was like, looks great. He goes you want to try 0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:13.200 to sell them? I can get him for I was 0:37:13.200 --> 0:37:14.800 like sure, So that's what I did, and then he 0:37:14.840 --> 0:37:16.719 got me sunglasses and everything else. And what I would 0:37:16.760 --> 0:37:19.400 do is I would look outside the window and honestly, 0:37:19.440 --> 0:37:22.000 I'd be real. It was drug deals, mostly in the neighborhood, 0:37:22.200 --> 0:37:24.960 and I knew who I was going to sell to you, 0:37:26.080 --> 0:37:28.000 and I would put on like besides the sunglasses, and 0:37:28.000 --> 0:37:29.920 I would just wait and he'd walk in and be like, 0:37:30.000 --> 0:37:33.600 oh shit, the hoses fire. The last one he did it, 0:37:33.680 --> 0:37:35.560 and I'd do my whole sales fish and they take it, 0:37:35.760 --> 0:37:38.920 and then the next guy walking up for another like, oh, 0:37:38.960 --> 0:37:40.880 it's it, so last one, and I would sell them. 0:37:40.880 --> 0:37:42.239 At the end of the week. They'd be so mad 0:37:42.239 --> 0:37:45.080 because everybody's wearing the same shit, and they. 0:37:44.960 --> 0:37:47.759 Would come through that the last one for fucking lit. 0:37:47.960 --> 0:37:49.439 I was like at the time, it was, but for real, 0:37:49.480 --> 0:37:52.680 for real, I have one Movado just two tone, and 0:37:52.680 --> 0:37:53.319 I would sell that. 0:37:54.440 --> 0:37:57.960 But did they buy it knowing it was fake? Yeah? 0:37:58.000 --> 0:37:59.520 Of course, of course, of course. 0:37:59.560 --> 0:38:02.320 I wouldn't be like, who the hell's buying a Rolex 0:38:02.360 --> 0:38:03.480 for seventy five dollars? 0:38:03.560 --> 0:38:04.239 Yeah, very true. 0:38:06.480 --> 0:38:08.239 If they thought that, I would just be like, come on, 0:38:08.280 --> 0:38:10.279 what are you talking about, bro? Like, you don't give 0:38:10.280 --> 0:38:11.560 me that Watchmack. I probably could sell it for one 0:38:11.600 --> 0:38:12.359 hundred and twenty five. 0:38:12.840 --> 0:38:16.040 But me and you we got together in Orlando, Yeah, 0:38:16.080 --> 0:38:18.120 and me and you had like a conversation for hours 0:38:18.160 --> 0:38:18.720 about watching. 0:38:19.120 --> 0:38:22.840 So was that how you developed your love for watches? 0:38:23.280 --> 0:38:25.040 Was actually dealing with the replicas? 0:38:25.400 --> 0:38:28.400 No, actually it was. It's a really good story. Man, 0:38:28.480 --> 0:38:32.200 my father everything is like tied in a lot of 0:38:32.239 --> 0:38:34.160 things are tied into my father and my history. So 0:38:34.880 --> 0:38:37.120 when the war happened, I was always told my father 0:38:37.160 --> 0:38:39.319 had this really nice Rolex and it was lost in 0:38:39.360 --> 0:38:42.919 the war, and it was always my like, it was always, man, 0:38:43.000 --> 0:38:44.839 I need to get that watch back for my dad. 0:38:44.920 --> 0:38:45.959 It was that kind of thing. 0:38:46.400 --> 0:38:49.239 And then it became about time and how obsessed I 0:38:49.280 --> 0:38:51.719 am with time. It's the most valuable commodity and the 0:38:51.760 --> 0:38:54.879 mechanism and how it works, and how refined each time 0:38:54.880 --> 0:38:57.319 pieces from the other. So it just became this like 0:38:57.400 --> 0:38:59.879 rabbit hole and then I just like got into it. 0:38:59.800 --> 0:39:00.480 Big time and. 0:39:02.120 --> 0:39:04.120 I got the watch back. It was like a really 0:39:05.320 --> 0:39:08.839 that same wash, Yeah it was. It was It was 0:39:08.920 --> 0:39:12.239 a date just that my father had stainless steel. It 0:39:12.280 --> 0:39:14.279 was beautiful and I wanted to get that back. And 0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:17.280 it was interestingly because I bought it in Bahrain Airport 0:39:17.560 --> 0:39:20.400 uh in twenty eighteen after my first special and it 0:39:20.480 --> 0:39:22.320 was the same airport that I was stuck at the 0:39:22.360 --> 0:39:24.560 airport for in two thousand and six for seventeen hours 0:39:24.600 --> 0:39:27.040 becau they wouldn't let me in because I didn't have 0:39:27.040 --> 0:39:29.560 a passport. So it was that same airport twelve years 0:39:29.640 --> 0:39:33.000 later that I saw just sitting there and I was like, 0:39:33.320 --> 0:39:34.359 I don't care, and it. 0:39:34.320 --> 0:39:35.720 Was a piece. 0:39:36.040 --> 0:39:38.799 No, I wasn't an interesting in yeah yeah, So but 0:39:38.840 --> 0:39:41.080 I basically I felt like I got that watch back 0:39:41.440 --> 0:39:44.439 from my father. And then it became more about time 0:39:44.520 --> 0:39:47.520 of understanding time or being obsessed with time, and then 0:39:47.800 --> 0:39:50.520 the mechanism itself and how it works and how each 0:39:50.560 --> 0:39:52.719 one differs from the other and how they're engineered and 0:39:52.760 --> 0:39:56.120 put together, and I just think it's so fascinating and 0:39:56.160 --> 0:39:59.080 how small, little and you know pieces that go into 0:39:59.120 --> 0:40:03.200 the watch to be so specific about time, and you know, 0:40:03.280 --> 0:40:05.400 I just find it to be so fascinating. 0:40:05.520 --> 0:40:07.720 And you're looking at me like, no, I just like it. 0:40:07.800 --> 0:40:08.400 I look. 0:40:10.520 --> 0:40:17.520 Because yeah, it's different ways how people getting guid into watches, Like, yeah. 0:40:17.400 --> 0:40:19.120 It was my father. It was my father knowing that 0:40:19.160 --> 0:40:19.840 he lost something. 0:40:19.840 --> 0:40:22.319 It was like my father came from nothing, you know, 0:40:22.400 --> 0:40:24.320 it was like a rags to riches and then rags 0:40:24.320 --> 0:40:27.080 again after the war, lost everything. And so for me, 0:40:27.120 --> 0:40:29.239 it was always a big motivation to be like, I'm 0:40:29.239 --> 0:40:30.960 going to get this back for him, you know, even 0:40:31.000 --> 0:40:32.960 though he's no longer with us, I just wanted to 0:40:32.960 --> 0:40:34.680 get it back with him, put it back in the family. 0:40:34.680 --> 0:40:37.440 It's very symbolic and that's why I got into it. 0:40:37.480 --> 0:40:40.399 And I also like, you know, you know, I don't 0:40:40.520 --> 0:40:44.239 like super fancy, super you know out there watches. I 0:40:44.280 --> 0:40:47.279 do like them, you know, stripped down and I like 0:40:47.320 --> 0:40:49.120 the Stanley Steel watches more than anything else. 0:40:49.160 --> 0:40:53.560 I think we'll come back to that because you also 0:40:53.640 --> 0:40:55.480 affected my life. The other day, I'm working around the 0:40:55.520 --> 0:40:56.160 grocery store. 0:40:59.680 --> 0:41:03.359 Child. Yeah, chocolate Hummers is fucked up, man, I think 0:41:03.360 --> 0:41:05.879 it was pineapple hummed pine How the funk do you say? 0:41:05.880 --> 0:41:08.200 Are you joking? No, I'm I don't think that exists. 0:41:08.280 --> 0:41:11.040 Is that really that? Seriously? But it was? It was 0:41:11.040 --> 0:41:12.520 a chocolate humas exists. I saw it. 0:41:13.080 --> 0:41:13.279 Yes. 0:41:13.320 --> 0:41:18.200 First of all, I never literally means chick peas. Hummos 0:41:18.480 --> 0:41:21.600 is basically when they play with everything. They played. Well, 0:41:21.680 --> 0:41:27.440 I know from you that that's that's bro motherfucking offence. 0:41:28.200 --> 0:41:31.960 It's a criminal offense. I've not seen the specially the 0:41:32.000 --> 0:41:38.839 way he was selling it. I can't do this. 0:41:39.800 --> 0:41:42.600 Non tula already exists. I know that's hazel up, but 0:41:42.600 --> 0:41:45.480 that already exists. Like, stop trying to make some and 0:41:45.520 --> 0:41:47.719 I heard it's delicious, but I'm not going to try that, right, 0:41:48.040 --> 0:41:49.480 I'm never never heard story. 0:41:49.600 --> 0:41:53.440 Okay, describe a good place and play them, Oh my god, 0:41:53.960 --> 0:41:56.279 describe it every day. 0:41:56.360 --> 0:42:00.279 This guys get on tour and see straight. He's like 0:42:00.360 --> 0:42:03.680 he wakes up everybody just for reading today, having them 0:42:04.080 --> 0:42:12.279 almost masrilling one hundred percent. Look, chickpeas, you know to me, 0:42:12.400 --> 0:42:15.839 I mean, excuse me, humbost is five ingredients, Okay, it's 0:42:15.840 --> 0:42:19.440 four sometimes five. The simpler the better no oil, but 0:42:19.520 --> 0:42:22.319 relax some people and it turns it gray and weird. 0:42:22.320 --> 0:42:26.160 I don't really, I don't, I don't. No, no, it is. 0:42:26.840 --> 0:42:27.120 You know. 0:42:27.160 --> 0:42:29.560 You drizzle it on top, drizzle. 0:42:40.320 --> 0:42:43.960 Follow it once you get a fucking droppers the thing perfect. 0:42:45.600 --> 0:42:47.759 If you have the right olive oil. It brings all 0:42:47.760 --> 0:42:50.959 the flavors out. Okay, it's very important, guys, listen around. 0:42:51.040 --> 0:42:54.320 I'm not walking about all right, all right, it's chick peas. 0:42:54.440 --> 0:42:58.000 Chick chickpeas. Very important. Obviously. You can't make humbost with 0:42:58.040 --> 0:43:03.200 a chickpea and salt. Okayiny tiny paste just testing me. 0:43:03.239 --> 0:43:06.840 See it's into a paste and uh in lemon juice, 0:43:06.960 --> 0:43:09.160 lots of lemon juice. So you put that all together 0:43:09.440 --> 0:43:11.600 and you get the perfect texture. It's gotta be smooth, 0:43:11.719 --> 0:43:13.960 not graining all that bullshit. No, no, no, no, you 0:43:14.000 --> 0:43:16.000 get it perfectly. Some people like to put garlic in it. 0:43:16.200 --> 0:43:17.800 Some people like to put cumen in it for the 0:43:17.880 --> 0:43:19.880 gas because you know, yeah, it's a little bit of 0:43:19.920 --> 0:43:21.160 human just to take the gas out. 0:43:21.200 --> 0:43:23.040 I'm not a fan of all this. Now, just deal 0:43:23.080 --> 0:43:31.120 with what are you talking about, broummoss right now? I 0:43:31.160 --> 0:43:31.360 don't know. 0:43:32.760 --> 0:43:34.880 It's very you got to get the right texture and 0:43:35.040 --> 0:43:36.279 put it in a bowl. You don't put it on 0:43:36.280 --> 0:43:38.759 a plate. Knows how to dip on a plate all 0:43:38.800 --> 0:43:40.560 it almost goes over the size. And shit, you need 0:43:40.600 --> 0:43:42.440 a bowl to help with the dipping situation. 0:43:42.680 --> 0:43:43.200 All right. 0:43:43.320 --> 0:43:45.120 Now, you put the put the aulmost together and you 0:43:45.160 --> 0:43:47.080 save some of those chick peas to put them on 0:43:47.120 --> 0:43:48.040 top of the texture. 0:43:48.080 --> 0:43:49.360 Okay, very important. 0:43:49.480 --> 0:43:51.680 And then you get some fresh sweeze lemon juice and 0:43:51.760 --> 0:43:54.239 you put it around there, and I like to just 0:43:54.320 --> 0:43:58.800 pour a bunch of olive oil, like real thick, green, unfiltered, 0:43:59.320 --> 0:44:01.839 gorgeous olive boy, just pouring in there, and you get 0:44:01.840 --> 0:44:04.359 some nice steamy bread. You fold like when you rip 0:44:04.400 --> 0:44:05.840 off a piece, you gott to fold it like a 0:44:05.840 --> 0:44:08.000 little cone. So when you dip it through, the cone 0:44:08.080 --> 0:44:10.080 is very important because when you dip through, you got 0:44:10.080 --> 0:44:12.320 to get the multiple layers and texts. You get the humbos, 0:44:12.400 --> 0:44:14.640 all right, and then you get the actual chick chick 0:44:14.680 --> 0:44:16.480 pieces in there for the texture. And then you get 0:44:16.480 --> 0:44:19.200 some lemon juice and alive oil in there, and you 0:44:19.280 --> 0:44:21.560 have that joint and you get a perfect bite of hummos. 0:44:21.840 --> 0:44:25.719 Don't funk with me on that what's up. 0:44:27.600 --> 0:44:27.839 Life? 0:44:27.920 --> 0:44:30.719 I do like some really some dicele opinions on it. 0:44:30.880 --> 0:44:32.000 That's the one I O. 0:44:34.000 --> 0:44:37.719 This a big controversy going on in the Caribbean and 0:44:37.719 --> 0:44:38.360 in Africa. 0:44:38.440 --> 0:44:40.680 Right rice, they say Gelafa rice? 0:44:40.719 --> 0:44:45.400 Who has the best Nigeria, Caribbean Caribbean got who's the 0:44:45.440 --> 0:44:45.960 best rice? 0:44:46.280 --> 0:44:48.319 Dominican Republic, Colombia. 0:44:48.640 --> 0:44:51.799 You know what I'm saying, Hey, no, yeah, okay, thought 0:44:51.840 --> 0:44:53.200 Jolo Rice was Nigerian. 0:44:54.280 --> 0:44:55.160 That's that's that their. 0:44:55.080 --> 0:44:58.560 Part and then uh didn't have the Caribbean rice. Now 0:44:58.560 --> 0:45:01.480 what I'm asking you is I want to where the 0:45:01.520 --> 0:45:05.440 bad people come from get to that. Who is the 0:45:05.440 --> 0:45:09.560 best people to make hummus? I would say, because Greek 0:45:09.560 --> 0:45:10.360 people make hummers. 0:45:10.960 --> 0:45:17.960 Stop, We'll cut this podcast. Greek people make almost you 0:45:18.840 --> 0:45:26.040 talking about Yeah, British people make Nigerian food. We are 0:45:26.200 --> 0:45:41.040 talking about the Chinese food made my Mexican talking about well, 0:45:41.040 --> 0:45:41.760 make the best humbles. 0:45:41.800 --> 0:45:44.400 Look, I would say people come from the sham region, 0:45:44.440 --> 0:45:49.920 Shammi region, which is up Palestinians, Lebanese people, Syrians, not Jordans. 0:45:50.000 --> 0:45:56.200 Jordan's yes, Jordans, Palestine, uh, Lebanese and Syrians. They make 0:45:56.239 --> 0:46:01.080 the best homeless period in the conversation. Stop that's where stop. Yes, 0:46:01.400 --> 0:46:05.000 okay to me that that everybody's gonna argue it is 0:46:05.000 --> 0:46:07.800 actually Egyptian to the stop. I did hear the Egyptian. 0:46:07.800 --> 0:46:11.200 Stop stop stop, everything is fucking Egyptian. And also the 0:46:11.239 --> 0:46:17.279 Aliens made the pyramids. Just stop start stop, you do 0:46:17.320 --> 0:46:18.960 look at it. But I didn't want to go. We 0:46:19.040 --> 0:46:20.640 just went to Egypt. He's like, you. 0:46:27.400 --> 0:46:29.040 Want to just see it. You have to see. 0:46:30.360 --> 0:46:34.080 The funny thing about I told this guy for the 0:46:34.120 --> 0:46:37.279 whole year, all of September, we was in Europe, and 0:46:37.320 --> 0:46:39.680 then I told we was in the Middle East. So 0:46:40.200 --> 0:46:42.800 I'm in the Middle East. Everybody speaking arabict to me 0:46:42.840 --> 0:46:43.920 because they think I'm a Gyptian. 0:46:43.960 --> 0:46:45.360 I forgot you do look at you do like this. 0:46:46.000 --> 0:46:47.960 We went to an Egyptian restaurant. The guy was talking 0:46:48.000 --> 0:46:50.319 to me asking me to translate for him. 0:46:51.280 --> 0:46:51.800 I said no. 0:46:52.000 --> 0:46:54.720 The other guy he was he's the Egyptian. 0:46:55.040 --> 0:46:59.880 But to me starts speaking every what's wrong with you? 0:47:00.160 --> 0:47:04.040 But they really serious about their like the hummers and 0:47:04.080 --> 0:47:06.640 the different regions and the food. And then we went 0:47:06.680 --> 0:47:11.359 to Egypt. Bro, Egypt is the pyramids is in the hood? Yeah, 0:47:12.280 --> 0:47:14.960 you know, bro, when you see the pictures of the Pyramids. 0:47:15.160 --> 0:47:18.680 You see the sand, you see the sunset. The pyramids 0:47:18.760 --> 0:47:20.520 is like, oh ancient gorgeous. 0:47:20.520 --> 0:47:23.000 Bro. If you look to the right, it's pretty gorgeous. 0:47:23.239 --> 0:47:27.560 It's the hood. They thought you like to try to 0:47:27.560 --> 0:47:29.280 like to get you to buy things. 0:47:29.360 --> 0:47:33.239 Bro'stion, but they definitely haven't. 0:47:34.719 --> 0:47:36.400 They don't get on the camel. Then the camel will. 0:47:36.400 --> 0:47:38.440 They'll lead you to a spot. You by these oils 0:47:38.480 --> 0:47:42.000 like fuck, and he's serving you all this stuff. So 0:47:42.080 --> 0:47:44.920 now you feel guilty into it, like I'll stop bringing food, bro, 0:47:45.000 --> 0:47:48.600 stop littering the Jamaica. 0:47:48.719 --> 0:47:50.960 They need you to stuff is It's just fun, Bro, 0:47:51.239 --> 0:47:54.239 were driving in Egypt. I'm looking over me and my 0:47:54.320 --> 0:47:56.960 boy Jay. That's that's moldt camera. Guy I'm looking at. 0:47:57.080 --> 0:47:59.239 I said, Bro, I know where I'm at. This is 0:47:59.280 --> 0:48:03.120 the hood. There's the people, this doll vans what we 0:48:03.160 --> 0:48:07.280 called on the side of the highways. There's people crossing 0:48:07.320 --> 0:48:11.400 the highway on foot like this guy's crazy. Oh, this 0:48:11.440 --> 0:48:14.279 guy's crazy. This mother with three kids is crazy. They 0:48:14.360 --> 0:48:16.920 just crossed the highway and you look over and you 0:48:16.920 --> 0:48:20.360 see all the like laundry like on on a line. 0:48:20.520 --> 0:48:27.239 I say, yo, the up there. 0:48:25.640 --> 0:48:29.719 The parents supposed to be like an hour away right there, 0:48:30.040 --> 0:48:31.120 right there, Master, you go to. 0:48:31.120 --> 0:48:33.120 Queens Bridge the pyramids is right. 0:48:34.400 --> 0:48:37.680 Well, it's crazy, it's really the good. 0:48:38.000 --> 0:48:40.120 It felt real normal to me. But for him it 0:48:40.200 --> 0:48:44.239 was the first time. So he was like he was 0:48:44.280 --> 0:48:47.120 looking for scrolls and ship. That's fake. 0:48:55.280 --> 0:48:56.960 He's all digging in the sand. Maybe I find that 0:48:57.880 --> 0:48:59.359 the street getting the car. 0:48:59.320 --> 0:49:02.640 Street went on the restaurant. It was like neighborhood, local job. 0:49:02.719 --> 0:49:05.640 But it's like famous. I said, well done. I need 0:49:05.680 --> 0:49:08.720 everything well done, well done. He's like, yeah, I said 0:49:09.800 --> 0:49:11.799 to say well done out of it. I need this 0:49:11.840 --> 0:49:14.080 guy to know it's got to be well done. 0:49:14.239 --> 0:49:14.359 Here. 0:49:14.480 --> 0:49:17.440 Thing bro as don't do medium. We don't do that 0:49:17.480 --> 0:49:19.480 ship anyway, you know, we don't do all that. You know, 0:49:19.560 --> 0:49:22.440 mixed grill. You're not gonna get something. It was pink, individial. 0:49:23.680 --> 0:49:26.640 It's seasoned like crazy. It is grilled and it's gonna 0:49:26.640 --> 0:49:27.640 be well done. 0:49:27.520 --> 0:49:30.839 On another question for you, I'm sorry, there's some fool ship. 0:49:30.960 --> 0:49:34.880 No, go ahead, cherry rice, cherry rice you ever, No, 0:49:34.920 --> 0:49:36.279 I haven't had cherry rice. But let me tell you 0:49:36.280 --> 0:49:39.560 something about fruit inside of rice. Stop doing that ship. Okay, 0:49:41.080 --> 0:49:43.680 there's nothing worse than finding cherry raisins in your rice, 0:49:44.080 --> 0:49:46.840 Like that same amount raisins and rice is fucking absurd, 0:49:46.880 --> 0:49:48.840 bro stop it. We were just a Morocco and I 0:49:48.880 --> 0:49:52.920 love Morocco. Moroccans are amazing, incredible, But we had one tajen. 0:49:53.239 --> 0:49:56.200 It was like the lamb was coated in raisins. I'm like, 0:49:56.200 --> 0:49:58.279 what am I eating right now? What am I eating 0:49:58.360 --> 0:49:59.360 right now? What's happening? 0:49:59.360 --> 0:50:01.959 And who made this decision to put an insane about 0:50:02.080 --> 0:50:06.719 raisins on top of the lamb? Just ruined the lam Yeah? Okay, 0:50:06.960 --> 0:50:09.240 but thank god we recovered. Well, we find a great spot. 0:50:09.520 --> 0:50:11.560 It's cherry race from Yeah. 0:50:11.600 --> 0:50:20.040 Please, who speaks farsie purjecse that make cherry race and 0:50:20.400 --> 0:50:22.560 cherry race? Somebody check this. 0:50:24.880 --> 0:50:28.200 I've never had I've never I know a lot of 0:50:28.200 --> 0:50:36.960 Ali's my son, that's what you know they make. They 0:50:36.960 --> 0:50:38.759 don't make cherry rice. I gotta look this up. 0:50:38.760 --> 0:50:41.839 If somebody's got check this situation. Yeah, you might want 0:50:41.880 --> 0:50:45.680 to add that there's no motherfucking cherry race, you know 0:50:45.680 --> 0:50:51.359 with this rices visus. And that's another thing you said, 0:50:51.360 --> 0:50:52.880 you say. Another thing I really don't like is that 0:50:52.960 --> 0:50:55.000 this thing has been happening in the air world is 0:50:55.000 --> 0:50:58.160 that they garnished everything with pomegranate. Like, stop doing that too, bro, 0:50:58.440 --> 0:51:00.000 nobody wants to have this with poma. 0:51:00.320 --> 0:51:02.440 Like stop all this rising. All of sudden you get 0:51:02.440 --> 0:51:04.759 a pop pomegranate. It's nothing cool. Yeah, it looks good, 0:51:04.880 --> 0:51:06.759 but it doesn't taste well. It doesn't taste well. 0:51:09.920 --> 0:51:15.320 All right. So the other thing I heard you say is. 0:51:16.760 --> 0:51:18.920 Another thing that heard you say is you said that 0:51:18.960 --> 0:51:21.440 everybody's eating ass, but nobody's watching the ass. 0:51:23.239 --> 0:51:27.080 How do you know that? What you. 0:51:34.719 --> 0:51:34.919 Here? 0:51:35.360 --> 0:51:39.279 Oh my god, this amber forgot Hey man, this in 0:51:39.400 --> 0:51:43.120 case you know that's the name of a cologne, is it? Yeah? 0:51:43.600 --> 0:51:46.160 In my mind, got. 0:51:46.320 --> 0:51:50.600 Cool camera old boys question just come out, so spraying 0:51:50.719 --> 0:51:54.799 moai and you gotta have like girls like with with 0:51:54.840 --> 0:51:57.239 the with the with their thing on and as soon 0:51:57.239 --> 0:51:59.200 as they spray them, it comes off. 0:52:00.600 --> 0:52:05.680 That's what this man. 0:52:05.840 --> 0:52:08.040 Yeah, I have a big problem with the fact that 0:52:08.080 --> 0:52:10.319 there's no bidets in America, Like, butdets are not the 0:52:10.360 --> 0:52:13.560 standard of America. Like it's crazy to me that just cleaning, 0:52:13.719 --> 0:52:16.200 just just wiping your ass after going to the bathroom 0:52:16.320 --> 0:52:17.200 is sufficient enough. 0:52:17.239 --> 0:52:20.359 It's just absolute insanity. Like if you got ship on 0:52:20.400 --> 0:52:20.880 your shoe. 0:52:21.120 --> 0:52:23.560 You would run immediately and wash it off, but on 0:52:23.640 --> 0:52:30.440 your person, you're like, oop, that's good enough. It is 0:52:30.520 --> 0:52:33.360 crazy to me. My cousin was visiting seas and I 0:52:33.400 --> 0:52:34.799 was picking him up. He wanted this day and this 0:52:34.840 --> 0:52:36.960 is a real nice hotel Houston. So I picked him 0:52:37.040 --> 0:52:38.360 up and he had this really pissed off looking on 0:52:38.440 --> 0:52:39.680 his face. I was like, what's wrong? 0:52:39.920 --> 0:52:44.640 He goes no bday five start, no bday. Time I 0:52:44.719 --> 0:52:46.600 go to the bus from I have to take a shower, 0:52:47.480 --> 0:52:48.720 I'm taking five shower. 0:52:49.840 --> 0:52:52.120 I was like, shot, how many ships are you taking? 0:52:53.520 --> 0:52:56.520 He was like five star? Fuck you one star. And 0:52:56.560 --> 0:52:58.520 that's how I judge hotels if they have a bid 0:52:58.560 --> 0:53:00.200 day or not, if you don't have a biddat just 0:53:00.239 --> 0:53:03.640 rolling my whole stead. It's crazy to me that there's 0:53:03.680 --> 0:53:06.240 no like that's not like the normal practice. 0:53:06.680 --> 0:53:08.920 The cheap hotels. When we was in the mills hab it. 0:53:09.200 --> 0:53:10.160 Everybody has it. 0:53:13.520 --> 0:53:15.839 But how about the digital toilets where they like they 0:53:15.880 --> 0:53:16.319 wipe you. 0:53:16.600 --> 0:53:18.719 Yeah, yeah, no they don't wipe you. But I don't 0:53:18.719 --> 0:53:23.360 know what toiles you you you gottle Japanese arm coming up, 0:53:31.320 --> 0:53:43.160 cre toilet. I've been bragging about. It's a Japanese toilet fire. 0:53:43.440 --> 0:53:46.160 Yeah, is fires like Japan went to the Middle East 0:53:46.160 --> 0:53:48.319 and we can make this so much a bit of 0:53:49.480 --> 0:53:51.440 creates a robot to create yourhold. 0:53:54.960 --> 0:53:56.239 I'm not really a fan of those. 0:53:56.280 --> 0:53:58.239 I like the the handheld and you know where you're 0:53:58.280 --> 0:54:01.799 spraying at once. This might be dem my, butfuck it. 0:54:01.960 --> 0:54:04.200 But whenever you turn these things on, you got like 0:54:04.440 --> 0:54:06.239 you know, you got wign Just make sure you get 0:54:06.239 --> 0:54:09.120 the area. I'm not really fond of that. You're sitting 0:54:09.120 --> 0:54:11.840 there like, I'm gonna tell you how it happened to me. Pause, 0:54:12.880 --> 0:54:13.840 I got dunked it. 0:54:14.560 --> 0:54:15.120 You gotta. 0:54:19.040 --> 0:54:23.400 The Hall of Fame. I was in there rolling up. 0:54:23.760 --> 0:54:25.440 You know, because I don't I don't smoke actually in 0:54:25.520 --> 0:54:27.320 the hotel, but I would roll up in the hotel. 0:54:27.600 --> 0:54:30.080 So I'm in there rolling up. I dropped the bag. 0:54:30.200 --> 0:54:32.440 I go like this and I hit the joint. I 0:54:32.520 --> 0:54:35.080 never used it. I just used to heated toilets. I 0:54:35.200 --> 0:54:37.000 like that, and I like the floor getting heated. I 0:54:37.160 --> 0:54:38.120 like it. 0:54:38.239 --> 0:54:44.520 But then I hit the dawn and the joint. I 0:54:44.560 --> 0:54:46.959 was like gig against. 0:54:48.160 --> 0:54:49.880 Yeah, the worst feller for me. The first time I 0:54:49.880 --> 0:54:51.480 did that, I didn't know there was a stop button. 0:54:51.760 --> 0:54:53.560 So I was sitting there like, how old is this good? 0:54:55.280 --> 0:54:57.160 I was like, you gotta push stole. 0:54:59.120 --> 0:55:01.360 An idiot. I thought they learned how we know. 0:55:01.440 --> 0:55:04.680 How long it takes to clean as tim Yeah, you 0:55:04.760 --> 0:55:07.880 know nothing like that whatsoever, But that is how I 0:55:07.960 --> 0:55:09.759 judge things for sure. If the hotel does not have 0:55:09.840 --> 0:55:11.640 a day, I'm like, this is the fucking worst. 0:55:11.920 --> 0:55:14.920 It was my whole day. I got a bedet in 0:55:14.960 --> 0:55:17.839 my crib good. I'm not sure if I've ever used it. 0:55:18.080 --> 0:55:20.080 What do you mean? Did you know that you're about 0:55:20.080 --> 0:55:21.640 to see the crack of your ass? Right? The friend ship? 0:55:21.840 --> 0:55:22.840 What do you mean watership? 0:55:23.760 --> 0:55:26.640 You mean the separate yes, okay, so the separate one. 0:55:26.680 --> 0:55:28.480 I'm not really a fan of that either. Okay, you 0:55:28.520 --> 0:55:29.120 gotta get up. 0:55:29.160 --> 0:55:29.600 And then. 0:55:31.239 --> 0:55:33.319 You talking about that and I'm talking about little hand 0:55:33.360 --> 0:55:34.960 and it's like a little handheld spread. 0:55:36.520 --> 0:55:40.240 I never bathroom had. 0:55:42.360 --> 0:55:47.240 Shower, yea, but sash shower. You got a ash shower, 0:55:47.480 --> 0:55:48.759 you know what I'm saying. So I was in the 0:55:48.800 --> 0:56:00.640 middle of yeah, I'll you're looking crazy at this guy. 0:56:03.040 --> 0:56:11.040 I know, yeah, I'm byself. 0:56:11.400 --> 0:56:13.720 I'm saying, like, you know how many places was drinking 0:56:13.719 --> 0:56:17.400 from store and did not know that that that's what 0:56:17.440 --> 0:56:19.719 that's what you Yeah, I know that's exactly right, but 0:56:19.800 --> 0:56:20.719 you gotta be careful of that. 0:56:20.800 --> 0:56:22.400 And the middle used to be hot at fun outside 0:56:22.760 --> 0:56:24.640 and if you push the wrong one I had it, 0:56:24.680 --> 0:56:27.160 were scolded my asshof pushed the high one was. 0:56:30.080 --> 0:56:30.919 Fun. It was not fun. 0:56:30.920 --> 0:56:33.320 But I do remember that because I always remember traumatic 0:56:33.400 --> 0:56:35.279 memories and that was a very traumatic movement for me. 0:56:36.040 --> 0:56:39.560 And this segment was sponsored by but to be I 0:56:39.600 --> 0:56:41.360 really needed to be. I'm so down. I would be 0:56:41.360 --> 0:56:46.959 a sponsor for the days all day we get for that, man. Yeah, 0:56:47.640 --> 0:56:50.799 now we're talking about a completely different day from washing as. 0:56:51.440 --> 0:56:52.080 This is very different. 0:56:52.560 --> 0:56:52.919 You got. 0:56:54.760 --> 0:56:59.080 No got the way quick time? We got that on 0:56:59.160 --> 0:57:00.520 how you doing or the slow time? 0:57:00.640 --> 0:57:04.160 Okay, all right, I always look terrible on podcast. 0:57:04.239 --> 0:57:06.560 No no, no no, But we just want you to 0:57:06.640 --> 0:57:09.840 know more what you have done for comedy. 0:57:11.080 --> 0:57:15.880 Episode comedy, what you have done. 0:57:15.760 --> 0:57:18.920 You know, you know, for the days, for the days, 0:57:20.080 --> 0:57:22.800 the real issues and you know making it, you know 0:57:22.800 --> 0:57:25.439 what I mean, making us all laugh throughout this time 0:57:25.480 --> 0:57:27.400 because you know, the world is a better place man 0:57:27.400 --> 0:57:28.640 when you're out there. So we want to give you 0:57:29.440 --> 0:57:37.800 face to face man, Snoop Dogg said, it's better than 0:57:37.800 --> 0:57:39.120 the Grammy because it comes from the people. 0:57:39.200 --> 0:57:41.400 That's one hundred pep. You know, That's how I feel. 0:57:41.840 --> 0:57:43.960 That's a I got to be honest with you, This 0:57:44.000 --> 0:57:45.960 is one hundred percent how I feel, you know, because 0:57:46.000 --> 0:57:48.120 I did feel like you know, the show I put 0:57:48.160 --> 0:57:51.200 my heart and souling in season two specifically and first 0:57:51.280 --> 0:57:53.920 season two of course, but like season two with all 0:57:53.920 --> 0:57:57.320 the stakes that were on it, and just like you know, 0:57:57.360 --> 0:57:59.280 you always want you should to be recognized, and you 0:57:59.280 --> 0:58:01.440 think it's crazy for it not to be and to 0:58:01.440 --> 0:58:03.560 win so many awards the first un still got plenty 0:58:03.560 --> 0:58:06.000 of time for the second season, but you know, seeing 0:58:06.080 --> 0:58:10.080 the crowds and seeing the people, but it's been the 0:58:10.120 --> 0:58:12.200 best prize that you could ever win, the hearts of 0:58:12.240 --> 0:58:15.440 the people, and it's just like I can't even describe it. 0:58:15.440 --> 0:58:17.480 I mean sight for seeing it. 0:58:17.880 --> 0:58:22.520 Yeah, I tell you, I'll say something, but I'll tell you. 0:58:23.800 --> 0:58:24.160 Something. 0:58:25.280 --> 0:58:28.560 For years, right, you know it, like twenty five years. 0:58:28.600 --> 0:58:30.800 I had a great I have a great fan base. Right, 0:58:31.160 --> 0:58:32.720 people will come up to me and people were like 0:58:32.720 --> 0:58:35.320 they think they know me, right, you know, they grew 0:58:35.400 --> 0:58:37.480 with you so long they kind of kind of do. 0:58:38.080 --> 0:58:40.200 At least I didn't know the professional version that you presented. 0:58:40.240 --> 0:58:42.200 You said, yeah, and there was a data that I 0:58:42.600 --> 0:58:44.600 was with you gonna land though, And I was like, Yo, 0:58:44.600 --> 0:58:46.640 this is probably the first time I've ever done this, 0:58:47.480 --> 0:58:49.400 Like I was acting like I knew you my whole 0:58:49.440 --> 0:58:53.640 life because I watched you stuff so much and I 0:58:53.640 --> 0:58:57.200 identify with you so much. But here's a question that 0:58:57.200 --> 0:59:00.360 I want to ask, right when I see you act, 0:59:00.920 --> 0:59:02.960 But I see you act, it's a certain passion that 0:59:03.000 --> 0:59:05.440 comes with that. But when I see you on stage, 0:59:05.560 --> 0:59:11.400 it's a certain security and a certain type of like uhh, 0:59:12.160 --> 0:59:15.440 like self provis a certain type of like the longness, 0:59:15.480 --> 0:59:18.640 like like you're so comfortable on stage. Am I wrong 0:59:18.680 --> 0:59:20.360 for saying that you like the stage more than you 0:59:20.520 --> 0:59:23.360 like acting acting? 0:59:23.440 --> 0:59:27.560 Yeah, I definitely enjoy the live performance of it all 0:59:27.800 --> 0:59:31.760 very much. I'd like the unpredictability of it, how spontaneous 0:59:31.760 --> 0:59:34.480 it can be at times. I definitely, I definitely appreciate 0:59:34.520 --> 0:59:37.120 that very very much. In the same vein like it's 0:59:37.120 --> 0:59:39.800 not necessarily just the acting is creating something from scratch 0:59:40.120 --> 0:59:43.280 and writing. I do love leading a team and directing 0:59:43.320 --> 0:59:45.960 and having all these different artists around you. And I 0:59:46.000 --> 0:59:48.600 really love, like molding a story together and putting it 0:59:48.600 --> 0:59:51.480 together and telling that story. So I think I'm really 0:59:51.520 --> 0:59:54.280 really great at it. So I really enjoy being in 0:59:54.320 --> 0:59:56.680 that bag a lot. Stand up to me is like 0:59:56.760 --> 0:59:59.680 always home base. It's always going home. I'm always gonna 1:00:00.000 --> 1:00:03.200 always want that, always need that I can't. Like, I 1:00:03.360 --> 1:00:05.560 really feel like it's what's gotten me through a lot 1:00:05.560 --> 1:00:08.040 of these hard times in my life is stand up. 1:00:08.280 --> 1:00:11.680 And so acting itself is tapping into something that I've 1:00:11.720 --> 1:00:14.600 never done before, which is so interesting, Like the emotionality 1:00:14.920 --> 1:00:17.240 on camera. That shit is crazy to me, Like like 1:00:17.360 --> 1:00:19.560 the first time I broke down on camera where I 1:00:19.600 --> 1:00:22.919 was recreating a particular scene of my life and being 1:00:22.960 --> 1:00:26.680 that vulnerable is also something really really fulfilling in that 1:00:26.840 --> 1:00:29.840 and ties some really great nots that were in my heart, 1:00:29.920 --> 1:00:32.040 you know, Like, so I'm very grateful for that. 1:00:32.120 --> 1:00:33.720 So they're very different. They're very different. 1:00:33.720 --> 1:00:36.640 But I love filmmaking. I love making television. I love 1:00:36.680 --> 1:00:39.160 making movies as well, So it's just a it's a 1:00:39.200 --> 1:00:43.680 different extended arm of you know what I feel like 1:00:43.720 --> 1:00:45.040 I can do well, you know. 1:00:45.160 --> 1:00:47.880 So it's just like comedians make some of the best 1:00:48.080 --> 1:00:54.160 dramatic actors. Sometimes sometimes I didn't even know. Honestly, you 1:00:54.160 --> 1:00:55.480 don't know you could do it until you do it. 1:00:55.480 --> 1:00:57.240 It's one of those things like you're in there. 1:00:57.280 --> 1:00:58.920 And the first time I broke down when I was 1:01:00.120 --> 1:01:02.400 of my favorite scenes and when I'm in the confessional 1:01:02.400 --> 1:01:05.600 in season one and uh and it was the priest 1:01:05.720 --> 1:01:09.080 was played by Bumbe, shout out Bumbe, and I didn't 1:01:09.120 --> 1:01:10.680 realize I was gonna break down. I was gonna go 1:01:10.720 --> 1:01:13.400 more in a comedic route, and of course there was, 1:01:13.640 --> 1:01:15.960 you know, some emotion tapped into it. But when it 1:01:16.040 --> 1:01:18.400 really all hit me all at once, and I really 1:01:18.400 --> 1:01:20.680 started thinking about my father and what he's done and 1:01:20.720 --> 1:01:22.960 what he went through. And I never really I realized 1:01:23.040 --> 1:01:25.240 very quickly that I never sat there and thought about it, 1:01:25.280 --> 1:01:29.000 you know what I mean, Like you you like that 1:01:29.480 --> 1:01:33.040 not just passing away, it's the just really visualizing what 1:01:33.120 --> 1:01:36.320 he must have gone through in those moments and and 1:01:36.560 --> 1:01:39.360 just kind of tracking that while you're saying the words. 1:01:39.720 --> 1:01:43.320 And then I started seeing him like vulnerable and struggling 1:01:43.520 --> 1:01:47.080 and having to start over again and losing everything, like 1:01:47.320 --> 1:01:49.840 and it just fucking hit me, man, It just hit me, 1:01:50.000 --> 1:01:52.600 like it just like it's one of my favorite things. 1:01:52.600 --> 1:01:55.760 And I put the I put a track right after that. 1:01:55.800 --> 1:01:58.600 It's very very near to my heart. Man, I just 1:01:59.280 --> 1:02:03.960 absolutely loved it. It's uh, lost in the jungle with us? 1:02:04.040 --> 1:02:06.400 What is it with man, I'm losing it right now. 1:02:06.960 --> 1:02:11.520 I'm stinking with my father. Uh Jay Electronica. It was 1:02:11.560 --> 1:02:13.040 on the song he had a song. It was j 1:02:13.120 --> 1:02:19.440 Electronica from from a track he did with uh with Uh, 1:02:19.440 --> 1:02:21.760 my god, I hate that. I I'm up terrible at 1:02:21.800 --> 1:02:23.440 these things, but I want to. 1:02:23.760 --> 1:02:26.560 I want to actually thank you so much. I was 1:02:26.600 --> 1:02:29.040 hoping you. It seemed like that a one taker. If 1:02:29.080 --> 1:02:34.360 you get that emotional joint, joint, your own joint, you 1:02:34.400 --> 1:02:36.120 do whatever you want. This is fine, okay, let's go, 1:02:36.200 --> 1:02:37.360 let's go, let's go. 1:02:40.600 --> 1:02:40.840 Great. 1:02:41.560 --> 1:02:43.120 I took a couple of puffs and I remember, it's 1:02:43.200 --> 1:02:46.480 how great. Uh the track is how great? And the 1:02:46.720 --> 1:02:50.560 and the verses from Jay Electronica, and it's like lost 1:02:50.560 --> 1:02:54.120 in the jungle. Uh no, no mer cat, no on 1:02:54.200 --> 1:02:55.480 the tide of my day. But to night I fight 1:02:55.520 --> 1:02:56.160 my tears back. 1:02:56.400 --> 1:02:56.600 You know. 1:02:56.640 --> 1:02:59.160 It's just that track by thinking about his father and 1:02:59.240 --> 1:03:02.280 being lost there without anybody, and it just was one 1:03:02.320 --> 1:03:04.960 of my favorite cuts that put in the show. Actually, 1:03:05.440 --> 1:03:07.640 but yeah, So was it a one taker that one 1:03:08.800 --> 1:03:10.280 the one I used, Yeah, it was a one taper. 1:03:10.320 --> 1:03:14.040 Yeah, it was so it was like, remember it's been 1:03:14.040 --> 1:03:18.720 so long, right, but that one that the the clip 1:03:18.760 --> 1:03:20.720 that I use, I know is that is that is 1:03:20.760 --> 1:03:24.640 one from the first like very honest, unfiltered, and people 1:03:24.640 --> 1:03:30.320 were like, man, great acting. I was like, that was 1:03:30.680 --> 1:03:31.080 right now. 1:03:31.440 --> 1:03:33.600 So let me ask you all question because every time 1:03:33.720 --> 1:03:36.560 a comedian comes to town, the usually hit us. Well, 1:03:36.600 --> 1:03:38.960 well we shout to them and then we'll go see 1:03:39.120 --> 1:03:41.800 where they show is at. We looking and y'all don't 1:03:41.840 --> 1:03:44.320 have shows. Yeah, we came here to visit you. We 1:03:44.400 --> 1:03:45.000 did a show that. 1:03:50.560 --> 1:03:51.360 I finished the tour. 1:03:51.440 --> 1:03:53.160 We just finished the tour both side, and I went 1:03:53.200 --> 1:03:55.480 on the road everywhere, like it was so fun. We 1:03:55.520 --> 1:03:57.560 did so many shows in the States, and we got 1:03:57.560 --> 1:03:59.840 to Australia. We're sitting down to dinner and Sipe goes, 1:04:00.080 --> 1:04:01.560 you know, this is the first time we've had dinner 1:04:01.600 --> 1:04:03.240 in four months touring. 1:04:03.360 --> 1:04:06.720 I was like, fuck, I'm strolling with him off and 1:04:06.840 --> 1:04:09.120 on what seven eight years? I've known him for at 1:04:09.160 --> 1:04:13.720 least ten years. Always great shows, always great fans. We 1:04:13.840 --> 1:04:15.640 did a lot of weekends and comedy clubs. We did 1:04:15.760 --> 1:04:19.560 one nighters the last two years. This guy blew up 1:04:19.640 --> 1:04:25.640 to a superstar. He's famous everywhere. Everywhere he got a 1:04:25.800 --> 1:04:28.520 day brings with him. But like now he's like famous, 1:04:28.680 --> 1:04:31.479 Like it's weird because he's just my friend mal ammer, 1:04:31.480 --> 1:04:33.160 you know what I mean, Like he blessed me, like 1:04:33.280 --> 1:04:43.000 let me open up when I don't even think my 1:04:43.160 --> 1:04:47.240 voice is bringing him up special And now he's like 1:04:47.680 --> 1:04:51.120 a superstar where like people are fighting to get to 1:04:51.200 --> 1:04:53.480 the stage after a show to take pictures with him 1:04:53.720 --> 1:04:56.200 and coming out like rushing the tour bus and stuff. 1:04:56.560 --> 1:04:59.240 It's fucking crazy. God damn nose for that. 1:04:59.320 --> 1:04:59.800 It's crazy. 1:05:01.440 --> 1:05:04.040 Let's let's make the noise for more security. 1:05:04.080 --> 1:05:09.600 And this is going to be a stock question, but 1:05:09.680 --> 1:05:11.520 this is gonna be it's gonna be a ill question 1:05:11.720 --> 1:05:13.520 right me throughout the times. 1:05:15.280 --> 1:05:17.160 You know, I've been doing this twenty five years. 1:05:17.240 --> 1:05:20.160 Right, so I can go to my show, like I 1:05:20.320 --> 1:05:22.720 go downstairs, like I look at the crowd and I 1:05:22.760 --> 1:05:26.280 can know that I'm tonight, I'm a perfoman running the sky. 1:05:26.240 --> 1:05:29.040 Record, I'm aform with my dad Yankee record. 1:05:30.080 --> 1:05:32.000 Just wh I'm looking at the crowd like I say, yo, listen, 1:05:32.360 --> 1:05:36.320 this is a more of a Latino based show. So 1:05:36.400 --> 1:05:38.880 I go to my DJ and I'm like every other record, 1:05:39.600 --> 1:05:42.000 let's scratch to a reggae throne record. 1:05:42.160 --> 1:05:45.440 But then I also go to a crowd and I 1:05:45.480 --> 1:05:49.640 can be like worry for all night. Okay, this is 1:05:49.720 --> 1:05:53.680 component over cuts, bloody money. 1:05:55.920 --> 1:05:56.040 Like that. 1:05:56.240 --> 1:06:00.160 But then I got another crowd where I gotta on 1:06:00.240 --> 1:06:05.600 a dresser, home boy, I can't party, but I could 1:06:05.640 --> 1:06:09.520 kind of assess that from just looking at the crowd. 1:06:09.760 --> 1:06:13.000 Sometimes I'm wrong, at least ninety five percent of the 1:06:13.080 --> 1:06:16.360 times I'm right, and the other times which rockets writing 1:06:16.400 --> 1:06:19.440 my DJ big and month. Is that something that you 1:06:19.560 --> 1:06:22.960 have to do because you have a diverse audience. Yeah, 1:06:23.240 --> 1:06:23.800 you know what I'm saying. 1:06:23.920 --> 1:06:25.959 You go out there seem like all sit my pal 1:06:26.040 --> 1:06:29.040 seating niggas in the building. Yeah, yeah, I mean sorry, 1:06:29.240 --> 1:06:33.640 I don't know if you say that. All my friends 1:06:33.680 --> 1:06:35.360 say all the time, I'm playing friends. That's all they 1:06:35.400 --> 1:06:38.080 said coming in the building. 1:06:38.080 --> 1:06:42.040 But I mean, yeah, I mean site first of all, 1:06:42.320 --> 1:06:44.720 is like one of one. Let me tell you something 1:06:44.760 --> 1:06:48.040 like PRAI to go from music into stand up and 1:06:48.120 --> 1:06:50.440 then what he's done to blend things on stage. 1:06:50.640 --> 1:06:53.520 I've never seen before like Jenuely. That's why I was like, Bro, 1:06:53.880 --> 1:06:56.240 I'm Torri up in the Middle East. You have to come. 1:06:56.640 --> 1:06:58.520 And the growth that I've had in the last two 1:06:58.600 --> 1:07:02.040 years has been so significant. I need this like element 1:07:02.120 --> 1:07:04.040 in the show to just and I want you to 1:07:04.480 --> 1:07:06.800 work and do your things. I genuinely like love Sife, 1:07:07.080 --> 1:07:11.600 but seeing him, seeing him, see him do his thing 1:07:11.720 --> 1:07:13.640 on stage, I'm like, Bro, he's fucking one on one 1:07:13.800 --> 1:07:18.480 and he does this like mixture of songs and cultures 1:07:18.600 --> 1:07:21.360 and everything on stage to really identify what the demographics 1:07:21.400 --> 1:07:23.360 in the room are. So one day it would be 1:07:23.480 --> 1:07:27.400 like ninety Arabs right from all walks of life, and 1:07:27.520 --> 1:07:29.920 the next day it's just like in Spinning Europe, it's 1:07:29.960 --> 1:07:32.920 like all white people or or you know, South Asia 1:07:33.320 --> 1:07:36.160 or Southeast Asia. Like Bro, it's just like changes from 1:07:36.200 --> 1:07:38.720 one day to the other. Now stand up in particular, 1:07:38.920 --> 1:07:40.800 I don't have like, yo, I'm gonna take out this track. 1:07:41.080 --> 1:07:42.520 Is I'm gonna take out this track for that. It's 1:07:42.560 --> 1:07:45.080 not really like that. But what you can do is is, oh, 1:07:45.200 --> 1:07:46.920 I have this joke here that ties into this and 1:07:47.080 --> 1:07:49.160 they'd love this a lot, So I'm gonna play into 1:07:49.240 --> 1:07:52.480 that more. But I've always written very universal and so 1:07:53.360 --> 1:07:55.360 it can go up anywhere. Like if I'm doing a 1:07:55.400 --> 1:07:57.760 corporate and I gotta put on the suit and stuff, 1:07:58.040 --> 1:08:00.920 I can be squeaky clean, like my mentor always said, 1:08:00.960 --> 1:08:03.320 like you could always be dirty, learn how to be clean. 1:08:03.360 --> 1:08:05.400 If you could be clean, you can work anywhere. And 1:08:05.760 --> 1:08:08.600 that's the and be very universal. So the stories are 1:08:09.000 --> 1:08:11.280 transcend everywhere. Now there's certain places you're like, I thought 1:08:11.320 --> 1:08:12.600 I was going to hit more here than it hit 1:08:12.680 --> 1:08:15.200 there more. You know, like you'll have that like postgame 1:08:15.240 --> 1:08:17.640 analysis after the show. But that's it because we had 1:08:17.920 --> 1:08:20.839 Dion Cole here right. That's in theaters, though, let me clarify, 1:08:20.920 --> 1:08:23.599 in theaters it's like that. You know, in the clubs, 1:08:25.200 --> 1:08:27.160 you might not do it set at all. Like it's 1:08:27.240 --> 1:08:29.160 very different. Like people come out to the more internet, 1:08:29.280 --> 1:08:30.599 they want to see the show. They got to give 1:08:30.640 --> 1:08:33.599 them a show. It's a very different practice. So once 1:08:33.680 --> 1:08:36.559 you go into the clubs, people expect you to mess around, 1:08:36.600 --> 1:08:39.720 people who expect you to be spontaneous. People expect you to, 1:08:40.120 --> 1:08:41.840 you know, switch it up a bit depending on where 1:08:42.120 --> 1:08:44.479 you know, what the what the arrangement is that night, 1:08:44.520 --> 1:08:45.120 and who's there. 1:08:45.320 --> 1:08:46.439 So it shifts. 1:08:46.680 --> 1:08:48.439 It's different places, right, and even if you go to 1:08:48.520 --> 1:08:51.519 smaller rooms open mics, it's different too. It requires a 1:08:51.560 --> 1:08:54.599 different skill set. So yeah, so it varies, but yes, 1:08:54.680 --> 1:08:56.000 I guess we do do it so. 1:08:56.360 --> 1:09:00.400 Because we had just had Deon Cole here the other days. Yeah, 1:09:00.840 --> 1:09:04.400 but he said that he went to LA one night 1:09:04.400 --> 1:09:07.920 and he's about to perform and he had he had 1:09:07.960 --> 1:09:13.280 a joke, but it was a gay joke and there's 1:09:13.280 --> 1:09:13.759 a bunch. 1:09:13.560 --> 1:09:16.960 Of gay people there. Okay, so he didn't do the joke. 1:09:17.360 --> 1:09:20.439 Right, And it made me interested because has that ever 1:09:20.520 --> 1:09:21.240 happened to you guys? 1:09:21.320 --> 1:09:23.120 Like where you like, you know, maybe you got. 1:09:23.160 --> 1:09:26.759 A a Puerto Rican joke and there's too many Puerto 1:09:26.800 --> 1:09:29.759 Ricans in the Proud with navs. It just doesn't seem proper. 1:09:30.240 --> 1:09:31.600 And do you do you take it away from that? 1:09:31.760 --> 1:09:35.200 Do you fall into that? I mean it sounds like you. 1:09:35.520 --> 1:09:38.800 I like, if I'm writing a joke about it, it's 1:09:38.800 --> 1:09:40.320 not offensives where I can do it, you know, I 1:09:40.360 --> 1:09:43.439 think it'll be fine. It's all it's all in the delivery. 1:09:43.560 --> 1:09:45.679 It's always in the delivery and how you put it together. 1:09:45.720 --> 1:09:47.160 But I don't ever look at the crowd like Oh, 1:09:47.240 --> 1:09:49.479 they're gonna hate this joke. I'm like, oh, let's see 1:09:49.479 --> 1:09:51.760 what happens. It's more like, let's see what happens. But 1:09:51.960 --> 1:09:53.840 I think it's going to be fine. And I've had 1:09:53.920 --> 1:09:56.680 situations where I'm like, oh, I'm, you know, tell a 1:09:56.760 --> 1:09:58.479 joke about house in a wheelchair in the eighth grade 1:09:58.479 --> 1:10:02.200 and I look over and I see like three, he's 1:10:02.240 --> 1:10:02.800 looking at me like. 1:10:04.880 --> 1:10:05.599 Like coming down. 1:10:05.760 --> 1:10:07.240 Really no. 1:10:07.360 --> 1:10:11.200 But you're also projecting, you know, you start being feeling 1:10:11.280 --> 1:10:13.200 self conscious and you're like, oh shit, maybe he doesn't 1:10:13.200 --> 1:10:15.040 want me to talk about Maybe he does. Maybe he's 1:10:15.080 --> 1:10:18.040 happy I'm talking about this all like silly inner dialogue. 1:10:18.080 --> 1:10:20.639 In the end, you do, you do what you've written, 1:10:20.680 --> 1:10:22.920 and you do the best that you can, and standing up, 1:10:22.960 --> 1:10:24.120 you're always fixing it. 1:10:24.160 --> 1:10:25.320 You're always working it out. 1:10:25.960 --> 1:10:28.360 I remember speaking to you. You gave me this amazing story. 1:10:28.400 --> 1:10:30.439 I don't know if I'm allowed to use this, but 1:10:30.720 --> 1:10:32.120 I'm gonna bring it up. And if we got to 1:10:32.160 --> 1:10:34.519 scratch and scratched, but remember I asked you I be 1:10:34.680 --> 1:10:36.439 this this first time he met me, he was in Orlando. 1:10:36.520 --> 1:10:38.519 We're just sitting there kicking it, and I asked, because 1:10:38.520 --> 1:10:40.320 you have a bomb and he was like, oh this 1:10:40.360 --> 1:10:42.680 this one time, I believe it was a handicap kid. 1:10:42.760 --> 1:10:49.200 Oh my god, you have us crying. It was the worst, 1:10:49.840 --> 1:10:53.080 most traumatic. So this is in my life. 1:10:53.120 --> 1:10:57.960 Okay, explain to all right, Misland. I mean, this is 1:10:58.040 --> 1:11:00.479 exactly what happens. I don't come out from me. That's 1:11:00.520 --> 1:11:01.439 exactly what happened. 1:11:01.760 --> 1:11:07.880 So the college, yeah, yeah, so, oh my god. 1:11:08.479 --> 1:11:12.000 So there's like a whole college circuit within the stand up. 1:11:12.120 --> 1:11:14.920 There's two I'm sure for musicians, all right, of course, 1:11:15.080 --> 1:11:17.679 So you go to these conferences. You do the conference, 1:11:17.760 --> 1:11:19.639 and all these colleges book you for stuff. You're dope, 1:11:19.680 --> 1:11:22.040 they book you. So I go do a regional one 1:11:22.240 --> 1:11:25.679 upper in the Northeast, and all Penn State schools book 1:11:25.760 --> 1:11:28.280 me literally every sing there's twenty seven schools I booked, 1:11:28.280 --> 1:11:30.320 all twenty seven. Twenty three of them are happening to 1:11:30.360 --> 1:11:34.680 be Penn State schools. So there's like noon shows and 1:11:34.760 --> 1:11:36.720 there's night shows. So you book two a day, so 1:11:36.800 --> 1:11:39.400 you might drive four hours get to that campus. It's 1:11:39.439 --> 1:11:41.559 a commuter campus. So they have a noon show. You're 1:11:41.560 --> 1:11:44.519 literally performing in a fucking cafeteria. People are getting their food. 1:11:44.640 --> 1:11:46.120 They don't even know comedies happening. 1:11:46.640 --> 1:11:49.680 Nothing. You just show up, You win them over, You 1:11:49.760 --> 1:11:51.800 do your shit, You go to the next show. 1:11:51.920 --> 1:11:55.840 Usually the late shows that night is inside of a theater. 1:11:55.960 --> 1:11:58.839 Inside the it's a bigger campus do a show anyway. 1:12:00.560 --> 1:12:04.439 So I go do this commuter campus Fenn State noon show. 1:12:04.920 --> 1:12:06.840 It's the biggest cafeteria I've seen. I was like, Oh, 1:12:06.880 --> 1:12:08.439 there's a lot of people. It's gonna be a dope show. 1:12:08.760 --> 1:12:10.080 I know how to get them. I know how to 1:12:10.120 --> 1:12:12.000 do this thing. I'm gonna have fun. I was like, 1:12:12.040 --> 1:12:16.240 oh cool, because you got people. Fucking great. The guy 1:12:16.240 --> 1:12:20.840 who's introducing me is horrible. Now the stage just remote 1:12:20.840 --> 1:12:26.040 comedian like literally talking like this low speaker, mumbling. He's like, 1:12:26.320 --> 1:12:29.280 come to the stage. He's trying to read my names, Amber, 1:12:29.360 --> 1:12:31.360 Amber and Amber. I was like Amber, I was like 1:12:31.400 --> 1:12:34.720 what am He was like. I was like, I had 1:12:34.800 --> 1:12:36.880 to walk on stage. I was like, yo, thank you. 1:12:37.040 --> 1:12:37.640 You know, I got it. 1:12:38.240 --> 1:12:40.600 I started doing my thing, rallying everybody, letting them know 1:12:40.640 --> 1:12:42.640 it's a comedy show. I got jokes, it's gonna be 1:12:42.680 --> 1:12:45.880 fired this and that. Five minutes in, I got them. 1:12:46.280 --> 1:12:49.000 You know, now we're now they know the cadence you 1:12:49.080 --> 1:12:50.360 know it's supposed to happen this and that. 1:12:52.040 --> 1:13:01.320 Now, a class of uh, I don't even know, social 1:13:01.479 --> 1:13:05.679 needs scial need kids walk in a whole class, whole class, 1:13:05.720 --> 1:13:07.360 like you know, it's like ten of them or something 1:13:07.400 --> 1:13:08.760 like that. I look over. 1:13:08.880 --> 1:13:10.720 I was like, Oh, it's interesting timing, you know, like 1:13:11.120 --> 1:13:13.040 it's gonna be that. It's just nice, it's gonna be cool. 1:13:13.040 --> 1:13:15.439 They're coming in and everybody's like looking over. One of 1:13:15.479 --> 1:13:18.080 the kids sits down in the middle of my joke 1:13:18.200 --> 1:13:20.439 in the whole cafeteria while everybody's in his like five 1:13:20.520 --> 1:13:23.080 hundred students there, okay, and they're all like eighteen nineteen 1:13:23.120 --> 1:13:26.040 years old Max. All of a sudden, he sits down 1:13:26.120 --> 1:13:26.719 while I'm talking. 1:13:26.760 --> 1:13:35.759 He goes like, what's going on? I say, who invited 1:13:35.800 --> 1:13:36.200 this guy? 1:13:36.400 --> 1:13:41.479 You know, just thinking, I know, you can't miss it 1:13:41.520 --> 1:13:46.280 as a whole class, you can't miss out. But I 1:13:46.360 --> 1:13:48.360 started saying, I was like, oh, who invited this guy? 1:13:48.640 --> 1:13:50.680 Doesn't get a laugh. I was like, Oh, this is 1:13:50.760 --> 1:13:54.240 gonna be a situation. Everybody's too immature. 1:13:53.840 --> 1:13:56.080 To deal with it, right, so they're not gonna be 1:13:56.120 --> 1:13:57.080 able to react it or not. 1:13:57.240 --> 1:13:59.439 This is funny and not funny. This and that this 1:13:59.640 --> 1:14:03.519 goes on for forty five minutes. Hey, well, every time 1:14:03.600 --> 1:14:10.280 I'm talking, he goes boo. I'm dying for forty five 1:14:10.479 --> 1:14:13.880 fucking straight minutes on this little as stage in the 1:14:13.960 --> 1:14:17.479 middle of Noway in Pennsylvania, in a fucking lunch room, 1:14:18.080 --> 1:14:22.920 while everybody's awkwardly eating their chicken strips and fresh fries, 1:14:23.280 --> 1:14:26.040 while I'm getting heckled by a special. 1:14:25.760 --> 1:14:28.799 Needs kids for forty five minutes straight. 1:14:29.080 --> 1:14:32.200 I'm assuming it's at least forty five because I did 1:14:32.320 --> 1:14:34.800 fifty two minutes that night, and I know I did 1:14:35.000 --> 1:14:36.800 that day, and I know it was fifty two minutes 1:14:36.840 --> 1:14:38.920 because my agent, my college as called me and said, 1:14:39.200 --> 1:14:42.920 you only did fifty two minutes. You contrying to do sixty. 1:14:42.960 --> 1:14:43.680 I was like, if I had a. 1:14:43.680 --> 1:14:46.320 Problem with time, I've never had a problem time. You 1:14:46.400 --> 1:14:47.439 know what the fuck happened? 1:14:48.240 --> 1:14:51.800 I just died a miserable death for forty five plus 1:14:51.920 --> 1:14:53.519 minutes of just this guy. 1:14:53.680 --> 1:14:56.519 Nobody was clapped, Nobody else was laughing, Nobody stopped it, 1:14:56.720 --> 1:14:59.240 nobody's laughing. I could hear them eating, they were liking. 1:14:59.320 --> 1:15:04.600 At first, hear people choose yeah, yeah, you know you 1:15:04.680 --> 1:15:08.560 have them. At first, I'm doing my thing fuck, I 1:15:08.680 --> 1:15:11.920 know how to do this ship. At that point, I've 1:15:11.960 --> 1:15:14.479 done like a sixty colleges maybe under my belt. You 1:15:14.600 --> 1:15:15.880 kidding this cakewalk. 1:15:16.080 --> 1:15:17.400 I just got to get the guy out of there, 1:15:17.439 --> 1:15:21.320 this mumbling start my ship and I got I'll, I'll 1:15:21.320 --> 1:15:23.680 get him, I'll get him, because it's just like some 1:15:23.960 --> 1:15:27.040 organizer of the schools introducing you don't perform nothing, and 1:15:27.160 --> 1:15:29.280 those kids don't even know comedy shows happening. There's like 1:15:29.320 --> 1:15:32.120 flyers up and nobody's paying attention. So I do it 1:15:32.160 --> 1:15:34.000 and I'm killing and then this kid walks in and 1:15:34.040 --> 1:15:36.920 starts booming. Now I've thought about this and I think 1:15:37.000 --> 1:15:41.320 this is what happened. I think this special needs kid 1:15:41.720 --> 1:15:45.760 knows that nobody takes him seriously, no one really like 1:15:46.320 --> 1:15:49.360 you know ever does, and so he's went there with 1:15:49.439 --> 1:15:52.960 the intention like I'm going to have fun, and his 1:15:53.240 --> 1:15:55.360 fun was I'm going to boom this. 1:15:55.479 --> 1:15:59.040 Standing up community and laugh at me bullying him. 1:15:59.000 --> 1:16:03.479 Because that he's gonna die a miserable death and that's 1:16:03.520 --> 1:16:05.840 going to entertain me. And I can get away with 1:16:05.920 --> 1:16:08.320 it because nobody takes me seriously. So you know what, 1:16:08.520 --> 1:16:13.120 Fuck all, y'all, I think that's what happened. 1:16:13.120 --> 1:16:14.920 Because he knew. I looked at him a couple of times, like, 1:16:15.000 --> 1:16:17.240 I know, you know what the fun you're doing? And 1:16:17.479 --> 1:16:22.479 I was it wasnt the funniest thing for the comedian 1:16:22.560 --> 1:16:26.160 to watch of another comedian is watching them bombs. 1:16:28.200 --> 1:16:32.400 Say it's so funny. Bro, just so I say stuff, 1:16:32.640 --> 1:16:34.120 but it's really really funny. 1:16:34.200 --> 1:16:38.080 That's just said. They said. That was worst those other comedians. 1:16:38.680 --> 1:16:40.840 He was glossed over one of the most traumatics in 1:16:40.920 --> 1:16:44.040 my life. He was like, that's what he said. I 1:16:44.280 --> 1:16:47.479 admitted a therapy after that. Bro. Was there anybody watching 1:16:47.479 --> 1:16:50.519 the other comedians? There? No, but it's like the whole 1:16:50.720 --> 1:16:54.840 city was. But what's this game like? And share him on? 1:16:55.000 --> 1:16:55.960 Like you go ahead get him? 1:16:56.080 --> 1:16:56.120 No. 1:17:00.880 --> 1:17:02.400 I was looking at the teacher like you're really not 1:17:02.520 --> 1:17:05.320 gonna do anything. But honestly, I'm glad they haven't attained 1:17:05.400 --> 1:17:06.559 him for that forty five minutes. 1:17:07.000 --> 1:17:09.160 It's god damn it, it's worth it. Let me tell 1:17:09.160 --> 1:17:11.000 you some I couldn't wait to get to that seven PM. 1:17:11.080 --> 1:17:13.920 I was driving like, oh, I can't wait another You're 1:17:13.920 --> 1:17:16.960 gonna get the best show in my life. But the 1:17:17.080 --> 1:17:20.640 best show in my life you want to record? It 1:17:20.720 --> 1:17:22.200 wasn't it wasn't the best show in my life. We're 1:17:22.240 --> 1:17:29.120 getting Sonny for a drinker. Oh yeah, come on, I'm sorry, No, 1:17:29.280 --> 1:17:31.160 but Sipe is basically Muslim now. 1:17:31.840 --> 1:17:34.120 Already I turned Muslim when I was in the Middle East. 1:17:36.360 --> 1:17:43.120 Muscle Why that's what I mean. Where's Sunny go? 1:17:43.520 --> 1:17:44.479 So Saddy's gonna drink? 1:17:44.920 --> 1:17:50.040 Drink? That's what you want to ask. That's why she 1:17:50.120 --> 1:17:56.559 has an you're independent, all right, We're about to play 1:17:56.600 --> 1:17:57.200 our drinking game. 1:17:58.200 --> 1:17:58.519 All right. 1:17:58.560 --> 1:18:01.759 We're gonna give you two choices. One and we're not drinking. 1:18:02.160 --> 1:18:04.519 But if you say both are neither, we're drinking. Okay, 1:18:04.600 --> 1:18:07.960 you already listening to both? Neither both neither? They say 1:18:07.960 --> 1:18:08.200 it again. 1:18:08.240 --> 1:18:10.599 I wish I didn't smoke because now I'm like thinking 1:18:10.600 --> 1:18:12.679 about everything. I'm so introspective now. 1:18:14.320 --> 1:18:19.280 By Boris, Boris, ask me something of them blunts? Alright. 1:18:19.320 --> 1:18:22.559 The first one, Bore is like, you're behind bro, Bro, 1:18:22.680 --> 1:18:23.960 Why do I look at you? And I feel like 1:18:24.000 --> 1:18:24.759 I'm looking at myself? 1:18:24.800 --> 1:18:25.000 This is. 1:18:27.439 --> 1:18:28.080 It's shaking. 1:18:35.200 --> 1:18:38.960 I'm little man. Damn. 1:18:39.840 --> 1:18:40.599 Oh my god. 1:18:42.200 --> 1:18:45.920 I saw when I walked in. Yeah, I go almost 1:18:46.000 --> 1:18:48.400 here ready, And I said, what so too? I said, 1:18:51.280 --> 1:18:53.080 if people are gonna be mistaken for me. We got 1:18:53.200 --> 1:18:55.760 to get you dressed by we're gonna take you out. 1:18:55.760 --> 1:18:56.599 We're gonna go shopping. 1:18:56.680 --> 1:18:58.960 Bro, I want people to think we're gonna get you 1:18:58.960 --> 1:19:09.680 a joke at all, and just pretend he's like, no, 1:19:09.840 --> 1:19:18.160 you're unattractive, attractive r Look he found it Terry right, 1:19:18.240 --> 1:19:18.599 Erry right? 1:19:19.360 --> 1:19:24.880 Can you read it out? Read it out? Please? Iras okay, Rock, No, 1:19:25.080 --> 1:19:32.320 it's Iron, that's right, right. I think that to say, like, yeah, 1:19:33.200 --> 1:19:35.240 you're Rock, You wrong? 1:19:35.439 --> 1:19:35.760 Yea, yeah. 1:19:36.240 --> 1:19:38.599 Iran has the Kurds in the north, and so you're ready, 1:19:38.600 --> 1:19:42.599 and then you have what are we doing? The choice? Yeah? 1:19:44.400 --> 1:19:46.479 Tell me again? Yeah again. We're gonna give you two choices. 1:19:46.800 --> 1:19:49.479 You pick. If you pick one, yes, we don't drink, okay, 1:19:49.680 --> 1:19:51.360 but if you say both like you don't want to answer, 1:19:52.360 --> 1:19:54.560 you say both both are neither. But we really just 1:19:54.640 --> 1:19:57.599 want stories from anybody we're mentioning. Have you got any stories? Okay? Cool? 1:19:57.680 --> 1:20:07.000 All right? Richard Prior Eddie Murphy. Bro, It's like, yea, 1:20:08.760 --> 1:20:11.559 what we do, I'm gonna drink, but I'm gonna drink. 1:20:15.080 --> 1:20:17.880 I'll drink coffees are coffee shots Kevin Hart or Chris 1:20:17.960 --> 1:20:25.680 rock CODI Bro, I hate. This is much harder than 1:20:25.680 --> 1:20:27.439 I thought it was gonna. Be honest, I thought it 1:20:27.560 --> 1:20:29.720 was like every time I watched these clips, I'm like, man, 1:20:30.200 --> 1:20:36.880 just to fucking choose. I mean, reasons, Yeah, it could 1:20:36.880 --> 1:20:38.519 be any reason. It doesn't mean that one better. 1:20:39.320 --> 1:20:42.400 I'm gonna pick. I'm gonna pick Kevin. I'm gonna pick Kevin. 1:20:42.640 --> 1:20:46.519 But I do love Chris Rocks bigger than Black. I mean, 1:20:46.520 --> 1:20:49.360 I listen to out that CD like a thousand times, 1:20:49.479 --> 1:20:52.280 one of the best. But I like Kevin Hart because 1:20:52.320 --> 1:20:54.000 he's so spontaneous all the time. 1:20:54.080 --> 1:20:58.400 I really like that. Yeah, Marlon way storytelling is beautiful. 1:20:58.760 --> 1:21:02.719 Marlon Wayn's or Damon Wayne and oh oh my god. 1:21:03.000 --> 1:21:05.280 I love both of them, absolutely love both of them. 1:21:05.360 --> 1:21:07.320 I love Marlon, always been very nice to me. I 1:21:07.400 --> 1:21:08.040 love them death thing. 1:21:08.080 --> 1:21:10.880 He's fucking amazing movies that he's able to put off 1:21:10.920 --> 1:21:11.559 from credible. 1:21:11.920 --> 1:21:14.559 I gotta go with the O G Damon Williams, let 1:21:14.600 --> 1:21:15.160 me take this one. 1:21:15.200 --> 1:21:17.639 I mean, Marlin, even Marland would say. 1:21:18.680 --> 1:21:20.240 That's the best way to answer the person. 1:21:20.560 --> 1:21:24.120 YE say that, stand up? 1:21:24.160 --> 1:21:26.960 Come on, I would you don't play that? Also from 1:21:27.000 --> 1:21:29.439 a living color And like, be honest, I think that 1:21:29.560 --> 1:21:33.920 this is like Middle Eastern ship right here. They made 1:21:34.160 --> 1:21:36.439 they made it, not really though, you know how many 1:21:36.680 --> 1:21:39.400 these are not even why you know what I'm trying 1:21:39.400 --> 1:21:39.639 to say. 1:21:42.040 --> 1:21:44.360 That's the Colombian god and Dominican guy with they made this, 1:21:44.520 --> 1:21:47.599 all right, But I'm curious because one of them shouted 1:21:47.680 --> 1:21:48.280 me out, and one of. 1:21:48.320 --> 1:21:53.479 Them is my friend. Okay, he's I'm sorry, or Russell Peter, 1:21:54.240 --> 1:22:05.519 not like Eastern comedians for you ready, He's sorry, come on, 1:22:07.320 --> 1:22:13.360 Middle Indian. Yes, both very very different. Both again very 1:22:13.400 --> 1:22:13.840 very different. 1:22:13.880 --> 1:22:15.960 But I do have to give it to Russell because 1:22:16.200 --> 1:22:18.720 he was like the first guy and I think it 1:22:18.800 --> 1:22:20.799 was like two thousand and eight his clip went crazy 1:22:20.880 --> 1:22:23.920 viral and he was doing it globally where on a 1:22:24.040 --> 1:22:26.840 level that on a scale that I think very few 1:22:26.840 --> 1:22:29.800 people have even done today, like they're starting to do 1:22:29.840 --> 1:22:30.840 a lot more now than ever. 1:22:30.960 --> 1:22:34.679 But Russell was like when that ship popped, it was hot. 1:22:34.800 --> 1:22:36.360 It was like as far as stand up. 1:22:36.360 --> 1:22:39.000 Stand up is concerned, it was not to be fun 1:22:39.120 --> 1:22:40.880 with and it was really really dope to see because 1:22:41.160 --> 1:22:43.840 he spent so much time in stand up and he 1:22:44.000 --> 1:22:46.320 was like an outside Hollywood guy but inside out, like 1:22:46.360 --> 1:22:47.160 everybody knew him. 1:22:47.320 --> 1:22:49.720 But He really really took it to a whole nother 1:22:49.800 --> 1:22:50.960 level with that. So that's dope. 1:22:51.360 --> 1:22:54.600 You know what I love about Russell Peters. You know 1:22:54.920 --> 1:22:56.840 he didn't want to Russell shouted you out. No, No, 1:22:58.439 --> 1:23:00.759 he was like, I didn't know what the viewing Pharrell. 1:23:01.439 --> 1:23:04.200 And then he goes to Pharrell because I keep forgetting 1:23:04.240 --> 1:23:05.320 like I made classic records. 1:23:06.560 --> 1:23:08.880 He goes to He goes, how did Normy come up 1:23:08.880 --> 1:23:10.439 with that? He said, how did you want Normy come 1:23:10.520 --> 1:23:10.640 up with? 1:23:10.760 --> 1:23:10.800 What? 1:23:10.960 --> 1:23:11.000 What? 1:23:11.160 --> 1:23:11.400 What? What? 1:23:11.680 --> 1:23:11.800 If? 1:23:11.840 --> 1:23:13.960 Pharrell goes it was just Normy, He goes, I just 1:23:14.120 --> 1:23:21.280 imagine Normy going what And I'm like, ah, that was dopeople. 1:23:20.080 --> 1:23:21.120 But this is what I love. 1:23:23.720 --> 1:23:28.320 To me, there isn't a lot of all out comedians, 1:23:28.920 --> 1:23:29.240 lot of what. 1:23:30.840 --> 1:23:34.920 Comedians now. Thank you friend of mine who we just 1:23:35.000 --> 1:23:37.599 had on here. Uh we had Jack Thriller on here. 1:23:37.800 --> 1:23:39.800 One time he had Jack Thriller on the on the 1:23:39.840 --> 1:23:43.479 show and we start like like like talking, Jack starts 1:23:43.520 --> 1:23:46.320 getting like gangster. He falls out of being a comedian 1:23:47.439 --> 1:23:50.080 as opposed to me. I had Marlon Wayne's on here. 1:23:50.680 --> 1:23:51.840 Well a Wayne gets out. 1:23:51.720 --> 1:23:54.320 And he just looks at everybody and he connects with everybody. 1:23:54.360 --> 1:23:56.719 He just goes straight into being the comedian. 1:23:57.280 --> 1:23:59.519 When I'm connect with people are like, yeah, it's just 1:23:59.640 --> 1:24:02.519 never lose being a comedian. That's what I love about 1:24:02.560 --> 1:24:05.759 Russell Peters because every time I see him, he finds 1:24:05.800 --> 1:24:09.759 something funny in everything we do, whether it's a fucking lizard. 1:24:09.840 --> 1:24:13.759 And I just love peer comedians who stayed being a comedian. 1:24:14.080 --> 1:24:15.960 Oh god, damn day, Like you know what I'm saying, Like, 1:24:16.040 --> 1:24:16.880 Russell is a great guy. 1:24:16.960 --> 1:24:20.639 Bro, there's just very different, you know, people like as 1:24:20.680 --> 1:24:23.920 these I'm sorry, Like I think the most the thing 1:24:24.000 --> 1:24:25.200 they have the most in common is they. 1:24:25.200 --> 1:24:30.519 Both really love hip hop. Crazy for hip hop? Yeah, 1:24:30.800 --> 1:24:34.639 so much hip hop. Hip seems like more commercial hip hop. 1:24:34.960 --> 1:24:37.519 Like he's like like you see you see as got 1:24:37.640 --> 1:24:41.960 Travis Scott in his his playlist and Russell Peters has 1:24:42.280 --> 1:24:42.800 Big Daddy. 1:24:42.880 --> 1:24:45.599 Can't I think. 1:24:47.439 --> 1:24:48.000 Like hip hop? 1:24:48.240 --> 1:24:52.559 Russell is hip hop? Yeah? Straight up? The fair Did 1:24:52.640 --> 1:25:00.320 you just talk beef? Because I don't want if you're 1:25:00.360 --> 1:25:02.720 going on Twitter, I'm like, I'm not gonna lie. While 1:25:02.800 --> 1:25:04.400 we were talking, That's all I can think about this. 1:25:05.439 --> 1:25:07.559 I'm looking at me like you did you defend us? 1:25:09.160 --> 1:25:11.120 Why weren't you in the hard out here? 1:25:12.080 --> 1:25:14.000 Because it's not as easy it is. I can't believe 1:25:14.040 --> 1:25:15.640 I'll do this while drinking because y'all like. 1:25:15.640 --> 1:25:18.200 They cousins, right, like how Jamaicans and Haitians are with 1:25:18.320 --> 1:25:18.839 the Indians. 1:25:18.880 --> 1:25:21.479 Like it's not. 1:25:21.600 --> 1:25:22.120 I can't even. 1:25:23.000 --> 1:25:25.800 I can't even Jamaicans and Haitians not cousins, young cousins. 1:25:25.840 --> 1:25:29.559 But you've been wearing it. But yeah, I mean there's 1:25:31.760 --> 1:25:34.920 yeah this cover right you ask you. I don't really 1:25:34.960 --> 1:25:38.760 understand the questions. It was a very complicated thing. You 1:25:38.760 --> 1:25:42.040 don't know how I'm in the trade roots in India. 1:25:43.240 --> 1:25:47.680 The Middle East referring to yeah, which is a. 1:25:51.320 --> 1:25:51.560 No no. 1:25:52.040 --> 1:26:00.280 But I think that sharing that you only get why 1:26:00.479 --> 1:26:13.320 you like that when you asked me that sharing? What 1:26:13.400 --> 1:26:17.400 do you what are you talking about? Where? What show? Mom? Okay, 1:26:17.920 --> 1:26:21.080 this one is good? JB. Smooth or Face on Love 1:26:22.200 --> 1:26:27.920 JB Smooth JB. Smooth Man. Did you watch the last 1:26:27.960 --> 1:26:31.000 season of curby your enthusiastic yes. Did you realize that 1:26:31.080 --> 1:26:34.360 he is the new Kramer? I didn't really put it 1:26:34.400 --> 1:26:37.280 together like that if you if you notice, then yeah, for. 1:26:37.400 --> 1:26:39.720 Years Larry been saying that he sucked up the sign 1:26:39.760 --> 1:26:42.479 fel finale. So what they did with from he said 1:26:42.479 --> 1:26:44.080 that he feels like you up the finalite. You know, 1:26:44.160 --> 1:26:46.960 the world said that to him. He's always embraced it, like, yo, 1:26:47.000 --> 1:26:47.400 you're right. 1:26:47.760 --> 1:26:49.160 So if you look at the. 1:26:49.200 --> 1:26:53.599 Last episode, Kramer says, excuse me, JB. 1:26:53.720 --> 1:26:55.519 Smooth, who is Leon Black. 1:26:55.880 --> 1:26:58.040 He goes to Larry David and goes, I don't like 1:26:58.120 --> 1:27:01.519 Kramer because Kramer always jumping in and barging in and 1:27:01.600 --> 1:27:03.280 he's staying where he's not welcome. 1:27:03.520 --> 1:27:06.840 That's exactly what Black is doing at the time. 1:27:07.240 --> 1:27:10.080 And then they go they go and he goes, I'm 1:27:10.080 --> 1:27:13.000 gonna watch I'm gonna watch Seinfeld, he said, because I 1:27:13.040 --> 1:27:16.120 heard you fucked up the finale. And then he goes, 1:27:16.200 --> 1:27:17.640 I don't even want your opinion, you. 1:27:17.720 --> 1:27:21.719 Know me, And then they we make the whole ship over. 1:27:22.200 --> 1:27:23.920 And that's how like Larry Davis. 1:27:25.439 --> 1:27:27.280 To me, this is this is your and now I'm 1:27:27.320 --> 1:27:30.120 not blowing your home talking about you when when you're 1:27:30.160 --> 1:27:35.639 not around, I'd be like, Cipher hasn't the the Larry 1:27:35.800 --> 1:27:38.880 David comedy, Like like if you don't, if you don't, 1:27:39.120 --> 1:27:42.040 if you're not knowing it, like you miss over your 1:27:42.040 --> 1:27:44.599 head because it's smart comedy, you know what I'm saying, 1:27:44.800 --> 1:27:48.360 Like when you talked about people taking Brooklyn, you said 1:27:48.439 --> 1:27:50.679 you said the white people took Brooklyn, and I was like, damn, 1:27:51.560 --> 1:27:55.360 like if you actually know what he's talking about was horrible. 1:27:56.120 --> 1:27:59.000 I've only heard stories there. He said that you go 1:27:59.040 --> 1:28:01.000 off to the Brooklyn Bridge, they give you a greeting. Man, 1:28:06.000 --> 1:28:10.639 I don't think you want to hear around people. Yeah, 1:28:11.600 --> 1:28:15.519 an you you will hit a city bike before you 1:28:15.600 --> 1:28:22.960 hit but yeah, but so okay, we got that right. 1:28:23.240 --> 1:28:27.400 Dave Chappelle, Martin Lawrence, Dave Chappelle. I mean it's my brother. 1:28:27.400 --> 1:28:29.080 I have done thousands of shows with Dave. 1:28:29.439 --> 1:28:31.080 Thank you so much. I appreciate you. 1:28:32.400 --> 1:28:34.679 You definitely smoke more cigarettes than Sunny D. I don't 1:28:34.720 --> 1:28:36.559 know if he smoked more cigarettes than Dave Chappelle. 1:28:36.760 --> 1:28:39.000 I don't smoke more cigarettes and Dave, Okay, Dave Shpell 1:28:39.000 --> 1:28:40.280 will wear me smoking cigarettes. 1:28:40.280 --> 1:28:42.880 I generally, I see you. You did some ship like this, 1:28:43.479 --> 1:28:52.880 what you usually like playing with it? Like okay, like that, 1:28:53.160 --> 1:28:55.400 I keep my drugs, vegan, bro, I keep my drugs 1:28:55.479 --> 1:28:57.960 being okay, okay, alright, cool, cool day. 1:28:57.880 --> 1:29:02.920 Bro't even whatever person you said, it would always be 1:29:02.960 --> 1:29:03.599 Dave Chappelle. 1:29:03.920 --> 1:29:06.600 I mean, like you know it is like like objectively 1:29:06.760 --> 1:29:09.439 not even less my brother and I love him very much, 1:29:09.479 --> 1:29:12.479 and like I've seen what he what he did. Like 1:29:12.560 --> 1:29:15.439 when he first started making his comeback and I started 1:29:15.479 --> 1:29:17.000 doing the shows with him, I was always surprised. And 1:29:17.040 --> 1:29:19.720 there's no like, Dave won't give you Lee time you 1:29:19.760 --> 1:29:21.519 want to come tomorrow, Yeah, she won't come to next thing. 1:29:21.520 --> 1:29:25.360 You know, it turns into thousands of shows. It's and 1:29:25.439 --> 1:29:30.519 I'm really just blown away by his presence, his ability 1:29:30.640 --> 1:29:35.120 to like move to writing, to how he thinks his process. 1:29:35.360 --> 1:29:39.000 It's really really a massive blessing in my life that 1:29:39.080 --> 1:29:41.760 I was able to see that in real time and 1:29:42.080 --> 1:29:44.479 he endured so much a long way to get there. 1:29:44.840 --> 1:29:52.519 It's just really so inspired for objectively just take you 1:29:52.800 --> 1:29:54.920 so ill, bro. So when I got to see. 1:29:54.720 --> 1:29:57.599 Comedians work, well, I'd love to see that because it's 1:29:57.680 --> 1:29:59.200 like rap, but it's not like raps. It is your 1:29:59.240 --> 1:30:03.040 own unique process. But he had a show head Friday, Saturday, 1:30:03.080 --> 1:30:06.760 and Sunday. It was in the Hollywood Harrock Cafe. So 1:30:06.880 --> 1:30:11.040 I went all three days. First day awesome, tore it down, 1:30:12.000 --> 1:30:14.040 but you could tell like it was something bothering him. 1:30:14.120 --> 1:30:17.439 Right the next day to the same as act show, 1:30:17.680 --> 1:30:21.240 tore it down, got it tight. But then that third day, 1:30:22.360 --> 1:30:28.719 it was like it was like watching Superman, like because 1:30:28.720 --> 1:30:29.080 it was like. 1:30:29.160 --> 1:30:31.439 He he he learned on Friday when he when he 1:30:31.479 --> 1:30:33.000 should have did whatever. I don't. 1:30:33.000 --> 1:30:33.320 I don't know. 1:30:33.360 --> 1:30:35.679 I don't know what he saw because I saw everything 1:30:35.800 --> 1:30:37.400 was being flawless. When he came to me, I quite 1:30:37.400 --> 1:30:38.519 threw the l yes man in. 1:30:38.560 --> 1:30:42.960 The world, like you like because I did, like I 1:30:42.960 --> 1:30:44.920 didn't see. I didn't see what he saw. But then 1:30:44.960 --> 1:30:47.200 the next day I saw him tighten the short more. 1:30:47.280 --> 1:30:50.240 On that Saturday, then on that Sunday, it was just 1:30:50.320 --> 1:30:52.759 like it was like I never saw Friday and Saturday, 1:30:53.479 --> 1:30:56.719 like I got to see him make it in real time. 1:30:57.520 --> 1:31:01.280 Like is that how you perfect your special student? 1:31:01.320 --> 1:31:03.240 You have to go out and like continue to perform 1:31:03.320 --> 1:31:05.120 and see what works and what doesn't work even though 1:31:05.160 --> 1:31:05.720 we got get it first. 1:31:05.760 --> 1:31:07.280 So you remind me of two things. Okay. 1:31:07.680 --> 1:31:10.120 Number one is Big Sean. I need to call him 1:31:10.160 --> 1:31:12.280 out right now. He was on your show and he 1:31:12.360 --> 1:31:14.680 mentioned how Dave hooked up his dad and he came 1:31:14.720 --> 1:31:15.280 out and his father. 1:31:15.360 --> 1:31:16.280 Can you remember this? Yes? 1:31:16.760 --> 1:31:19.560 Okay, well Big Sean, I am It's crazy. You just 1:31:19.640 --> 1:31:23.000 omit me from the whole entire situation. This is actually okay, 1:31:23.040 --> 1:31:25.240 it's actually a really special thing. Okay, I'm just fucking 1:31:25.280 --> 1:31:27.400 with Big Sean. He's a great, great dude. So I 1:31:27.479 --> 1:31:32.599 get tickets to Stevie Wonder tickets in Detroit. Okay, just random, random, 1:31:32.760 --> 1:31:33.759 What what happened? 1:31:34.479 --> 1:31:34.960 If you Wonder? 1:31:35.000 --> 1:31:36.720 Start? All right? 1:31:40.960 --> 1:31:41.560 No, take me. 1:31:42.000 --> 1:31:45.120 It's fucking is so insane, bro, this night was crazy. 1:31:45.600 --> 1:31:48.000 So I go do a show on Wednesday in Flint. 1:31:48.120 --> 1:31:48.599 Hilarious. 1:31:48.880 --> 1:31:52.360 I have off that yeah water definitely did not drink 1:31:52.400 --> 1:31:55.440 the water. I got it the hell out of there, unfortunately. 1:31:56.040 --> 1:31:59.760 But I go I saw my my my friend she 1:32:00.200 --> 1:32:02.599 for the Palace, and I had an off dawn Thursday. 1:32:02.680 --> 1:32:08.120 It happens to be Stevie Wonder in Detroit hometown situation. 1:32:08.760 --> 1:32:12.680 Got two tickets. I'm like so fired up, Like this 1:32:12.760 --> 1:32:14.880 is gonna be amazing. I was like, I gotta who's 1:32:14.880 --> 1:32:15.360 gonna go with me? 1:32:15.439 --> 1:32:15.559 Though? 1:32:15.600 --> 1:32:17.280 So I hit up my friends that are from Detroit. 1:32:17.439 --> 1:32:19.320 Everybody's out of town. I was like, this is crazy, 1:32:19.760 --> 1:32:23.679 so annoying. So then I go, my boy's filming movies, 1:32:23.800 --> 1:32:26.760 great directors, and he's q he's directing a movie there, 1:32:26.800 --> 1:32:28.640 so I'm on his set and I go listen, bro, like, 1:32:29.000 --> 1:32:30.559 I got this extra ticket. What time you get out 1:32:30.560 --> 1:32:31.360 of here for Stevie Wonder? 1:32:31.439 --> 1:32:31.760 You want to go? 1:32:31.800 --> 1:32:33.439 I was like, oh, man, I'm directing all night, but 1:32:34.120 --> 1:32:38.479 I got tickets for my mom. It's her birthday and 1:32:38.640 --> 1:32:42.280 she's taking her best friend with her and her best 1:32:42.320 --> 1:32:45.960 friend's husband doesn't have a ticket. Would you mind him 1:32:46.040 --> 1:32:48.240 going with you? I was like, man, to go to 1:32:48.280 --> 1:32:50.599 Stevie Wonder with the older black man, are you kids? 1:32:50.680 --> 1:32:51.400 This is gonna be the best. 1:32:53.320 --> 1:32:55.799 That's exactly who I want to go with, right, somebody 1:32:55.840 --> 1:32:58.840 who's like, appreciates and loves it as much as you know, 1:32:59.160 --> 1:33:01.439 way more than I do. Probably it's his era. So 1:33:01.479 --> 1:33:04.360 I said, yes, absolutely, So meet him up, hook him up. 1:33:04.360 --> 1:33:07.599 All this we hang out. We're sitting in our seats, 1:33:07.720 --> 1:33:10.920 great seeds. We're watching Steven Wonder, this and that and 1:33:11.040 --> 1:33:13.600 then uh and then I see Freddy One's playing her 1:33:13.640 --> 1:33:15.120 Monica and I was like, oh, should I know Freddy? 1:33:15.320 --> 1:33:17.200 I was like, that's my friend. He goes, oh, he 1:33:17.280 --> 1:33:19.519 looks at me. He goes, I just want to let 1:33:19.560 --> 1:33:21.040 you know, like, thank you for this. This means a 1:33:21.080 --> 1:33:22.960 lot to me. I was like oh, no problem. Of course, 1:33:23.120 --> 1:33:25.760 this is the best my pleasure. I love Q and 1:33:25.840 --> 1:33:29.160 this is amazing situation that happened. He goes, if you 1:33:29.240 --> 1:33:34.960 ever need anything, my son is Big Sean. What he was, 1:33:35.040 --> 1:33:37.080 my son is Big Sean. If you ever need anything, 1:33:37.560 --> 1:33:39.519 you know, like I'd love to, you know, thank you. 1:33:39.680 --> 1:33:43.120 It's just showing appreciation. I was like, your sounds big Sean. 1:33:43.320 --> 1:33:45.439 I love Big Sean. It is crazy. So it just 1:33:45.880 --> 1:33:46.559 became this thing. 1:33:46.640 --> 1:33:49.080 And once I saw Freddy playing her Monica, I was like, 1:33:49.120 --> 1:33:51.960 oh that's crazy. After the show go, you know, try 1:33:52.080 --> 1:33:55.080 to go backstage and meet Stevie Wonder and it'll be 1:33:55.160 --> 1:33:57.960 so amazing. And then I see Freddy. Freddy sees me, 1:33:58.040 --> 1:34:00.000 He's like, what's up. I was like, well, it was crazy. 1:34:00.120 --> 1:34:01.840 So now Big Sean's that like, what the fuck is 1:34:01.880 --> 1:34:04.040 going on? Like how is this all happening? I was like, 1:34:04.040 --> 1:34:05.920 I don't even know how's happening it and he gives 1:34:05.960 --> 1:34:10.120 me backstage passes. We go down meet Stevie Waner. He 1:34:10.160 --> 1:34:12.599 actually had to take his wife back and his dad's leave. 1:34:12.680 --> 1:34:15.160 They didn't do it, but we changed numbers and when 1:34:15.200 --> 1:34:19.479 I came back that same time, Stevie has changed number yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1:34:19.960 --> 1:34:24.559 Big Big Shawn's father went down and stee This actually 1:34:24.560 --> 1:34:27.320 really fucked up. I took him selfie with Steve Wonder 1:34:27.400 --> 1:34:29.040 and I forgot he was blind. I just took a 1:34:29.120 --> 1:34:32.000 Steve and he was like, did you just take a selfie? 1:34:32.400 --> 1:34:34.120 I was like, yeah, how did you know? He goes, 1:34:34.160 --> 1:34:35.479 I can feel by your body movement. 1:34:35.560 --> 1:34:37.040 How you tell? I was like, oh man, I'm so 1:34:37.280 --> 1:34:38.840 sid I just want to let you know. 1:34:39.560 --> 1:34:42.439 I told him my appreciation all this, and he he goes, 1:34:42.520 --> 1:34:44.160 you got to give a time for an old man 1:34:44.240 --> 1:34:45.120 a smile like that. 1:34:45.320 --> 1:34:49.040 It was really really sweet. I took a picture of him. Crazy. 1:34:49.160 --> 1:34:51.679 I go back do a show with Dave, and Sean's 1:34:51.680 --> 1:34:53.800 father hits me up, texted me, you know, can I call? 1:34:53.840 --> 1:34:55.479 I was like, of course, I'll come up for tickets. 1:34:55.880 --> 1:34:58.040 And he comes out and that's how the whole thing happened. 1:35:01.640 --> 1:35:03.400 Stevie ain't trying to take your girl or nothing like that. 1:35:04.000 --> 1:35:08.280 Wait, ste. 1:35:09.800 --> 1:35:14.280 Chill man, Yeah, listen, by the way, don't get the story. 1:35:15.240 --> 1:35:16.760 No, no, by the way, I'm gonna be honest with you. 1:35:17.760 --> 1:35:19.920 I think if I'm walking down the street, Stevie Wonder 1:35:20.000 --> 1:35:20.560 might swingle be. 1:35:23.080 --> 1:35:24.360 We have too many stories. 1:35:24.080 --> 1:35:27.160 About him, like like like on this show and all right, 1:35:27.200 --> 1:35:29.120 first as Theisley Brothers came on here and said they 1:35:29.160 --> 1:35:30.760 saw him crushing the highway. 1:35:31.200 --> 1:35:35.800 Highway busy street. Wait, man, that's the highway busy street. 1:35:37.080 --> 1:35:39.400 First thing I asked is like, how old was Stevie 1:35:39.520 --> 1:35:40.960 Wonder at the time, because you. 1:35:40.960 --> 1:35:47.439 Know, his skills are skills are extremely refined. At that point, 1:35:47.840 --> 1:35:48.360 he's hearing. 1:35:48.960 --> 1:35:50.160 Shack said that he went. 1:35:50.320 --> 1:35:52.759 They lived in the same building and one day Shaq 1:35:52.920 --> 1:35:55.920 got on the elevator. He was on the elevator ready shock, 1:35:56.360 --> 1:35:59.840 and Stevie got on the elevator and said, what's up, decent. 1:36:03.360 --> 1:36:06.720 Shaq has a particular rombo and you know that I 1:36:06.800 --> 1:36:17.439 have snoop FaceTime. Come on, I would FaceTime people if 1:36:17.479 --> 1:36:19.840 I was blind all the time. That is funny because 1:36:19.840 --> 1:36:21.200 you can just FaceTime zone. 1:36:21.240 --> 1:36:26.280 So you like, he've been a superstars whole life. So 1:36:26.360 --> 1:36:29.120 he knows people want to see him when he FaceTime. 1:36:29.840 --> 1:36:32.599 And also he can see he's white. 1:36:32.920 --> 1:36:38.160 Can see he might be legally blind, but maybe it's 1:36:38.400 --> 1:36:45.000 something that yeah, no, absolutely on you bless you Stevie Wonder. 1:36:45.120 --> 1:36:48.320 So so that and then you said about refining material, 1:36:48.520 --> 1:36:52.800 also refining the material. But this is actually greatest Sie 1:36:52.800 --> 1:36:56.200 saw this in real time. Pun intended. I guess Punin intended. 1:36:56.280 --> 1:36:57.680 But I have a whole bit at the end of 1:36:57.760 --> 1:37:01.680 the special. It's more like a poem bit reflection, just 1:37:01.720 --> 1:37:05.280 trying to capture the time, and it's all about time, 1:37:05.520 --> 1:37:08.240 but the whole thing. And I wrote that the day 1:37:08.320 --> 1:37:11.479 before I filmed the special, and it was like four 1:37:11.520 --> 1:37:12.840 pages that was kind of panicked over. 1:37:12.880 --> 1:37:16.479 It not paniced, but it was just a good word. 1:37:16.600 --> 1:37:16.760 Yeah. 1:37:16.960 --> 1:37:20.800 I mean, like, look, you that's very It's not really 1:37:20.920 --> 1:37:24.679 the way you operate. You tour, you get the hour 1:37:24.840 --> 1:37:27.479 set and then you film it. And in this scenario, 1:37:27.520 --> 1:37:30.360 I felt like something was missing. So I wrote like 1:37:30.479 --> 1:37:34.320 a three to four minute chunk all about time and. 1:37:36.080 --> 1:37:39.000 During the shooting of a special that no one does 1:37:39.240 --> 1:37:43.280 memorize that. Yeah nobody, Yeah, wild Yeah, it was nuts. 1:37:43.600 --> 1:37:48.400 It was really I don't think you understand how that was. Yeah, grandmouth, fantastic, 1:37:48.479 --> 1:37:49.080 Yeah it was great. 1:37:49.960 --> 1:37:56.960 Great. Mike Apps or Chris Tucker neither, I can't pick. 1:37:58.680 --> 1:38:00.400 Yeah, there's drink. 1:38:00.479 --> 1:38:02.599 I love him both exactly. I'msa say neither the rest 1:38:02.600 --> 1:38:03.559 of the way and see what happens. 1:38:03.840 --> 1:38:06.720 I'm gonna I'm not a lot of you if both 1:38:06.800 --> 1:38:09.040 that was you know why it was genius because they 1:38:09.080 --> 1:38:11.519 both played that same role in Legendary Friday. 1:38:11.920 --> 1:38:14.120 If it wasn't for Chris Tucker, the party would be 1:38:14.280 --> 1:38:14.760 a day Day. 1:38:15.120 --> 1:38:17.120 Or I would say, not Mike Apps a day Day, 1:38:17.160 --> 1:38:22.200 because I don't believe Mike Apps stole that picture as 1:38:22.280 --> 1:38:24.800 Mike Apps. I believe he stole it as dayDay because 1:38:24.920 --> 1:38:30.439 just the same way we were calling Chris Tucker smoky, Yeah, 1:38:30.479 --> 1:38:32.120 we were calling Mike Apps day they. 1:38:33.520 --> 1:38:33.680 Yeah. 1:38:33.720 --> 1:38:35.160 I mean it's true, you can't. I mean, he can't 1:38:35.160 --> 1:38:38.160 really pick between the two. But Chris Tucker has like 1:38:38.320 --> 1:38:41.320 such an amazing on screen. So when he came on 1:38:41.400 --> 1:38:43.519 the scene, like he was just he took over everything, right, 1:38:43.840 --> 1:38:46.200 took over everything, And Mike Epps was similarly the same way. 1:38:46.600 --> 1:38:48.720 I really liked that Mike Epps has maintained like his 1:38:48.840 --> 1:38:50.840 stand up and stand up chops. That's why I just 1:38:50.920 --> 1:38:52.960 can't pick between others, or else I would have said 1:38:53.040 --> 1:38:53.800 Chris Tucker. 1:38:53.880 --> 1:39:00.640 Right, okay, you GK or the ghetto boy. Oh you 1:39:00.720 --> 1:39:03.720 know I still live in Houston, you know, you know 1:39:04.160 --> 1:39:10.280 a section away into Colombia. No, no, what do I 1:39:10.320 --> 1:39:10.880 gotta go home? 1:39:12.840 --> 1:39:15.120 And I love and I genuinely like, I think the 1:39:15.200 --> 1:39:17.120 first hip hop track I ever heard in my life 1:39:17.240 --> 1:39:18.439 was my mind's playing tricks on me. 1:39:18.800 --> 1:39:19.559 But they get the boys. 1:39:19.600 --> 1:39:20.000 I feel like that. 1:39:20.160 --> 1:39:20.880 I won't tell you about. 1:39:21.200 --> 1:39:21.680 I was ten. 1:39:22.520 --> 1:39:24.040 My brother had the tape and I put it in 1:39:24.360 --> 1:39:25.800 and I listened to it. I was like I was, 1:39:26.000 --> 1:39:27.639 my mind was completely blown away. 1:39:28.320 --> 1:39:31.439 Yeah, Bumbe has come out on a few low shows. 1:39:31.800 --> 1:39:35.479 Yeah, bump Bee, Like, yeah, I love bum Be Broger. 1:39:35.680 --> 1:39:38.600 Of course, I've had a burger, whether you or not, 1:39:38.640 --> 1:39:41.320 you're going to try the drill burger like you'll be 1:39:41.439 --> 1:39:43.479 just chilling here for a second and behind you like, 1:39:43.720 --> 1:39:44.679 have you had a drill burger? 1:39:48.040 --> 1:39:50.880 Not the way? They are delicious? Delicious. So I even 1:39:51.000 --> 1:39:54.840 eat the vegan one, Yeah, vegan one. I don't be 1:39:55.600 --> 1:39:58.000 so I forget for what holiday he came, but you 1:39:58.040 --> 1:40:04.680 know where he's surrounded by six champagn about this is 1:40:05.439 --> 1:40:10.720 this is Shempauga chipa from the temps Oups. Oh my god, 1:40:10.800 --> 1:40:13.760 I gave you a segue from Okay. 1:40:15.640 --> 1:40:19.640 Bosa or George Lopez. George Lopez, No wait, thought you 1:40:19.680 --> 1:40:26.760 said George Carlin. Sorry sorry sorry sorry, Yeah, I know. 1:40:26.880 --> 1:40:29.800 I know what I thought, George Carlin. I thought he's 1:40:29.840 --> 1:40:30.479 about comedian. 1:40:30.560 --> 1:40:35.400 Be that's what that Orge, Because George Lopez said, you 1:40:36.640 --> 1:40:38.360 did that on purpose for you tricked me. 1:40:38.439 --> 1:40:40.280 Yes, there was. One of my. 1:40:40.400 --> 1:40:42.760 Favorite comedians of all time is George Carlin. So that's 1:40:42.760 --> 1:40:45.040 the only thing I thought of. That was like all 1:40:45.080 --> 1:40:54.160 those game their messages talk about about No, don't even 1:40:54.240 --> 1:40:56.120 say that, bro, Why would you say that. He's one 1:40:56.120 --> 1:40:58.080 of the greatest minds, comedic minds. 1:40:57.800 --> 1:40:59.840 Of all time. He wouldn't have justice, he wouldn't have 1:40:59.880 --> 1:41:01.599 like Trump. I don't think he likes either of them 1:41:02.520 --> 1:41:07.479 government yahment. But George Lopez is hating on all the 1:41:07.520 --> 1:41:08.679 lou Young no, no rap. 1:41:09.160 --> 1:41:11.080 One hundred percent of Ralph Barbosa, that's my brother. He 1:41:11.160 --> 1:41:13.120 was in season two of MO. He's also like a 1:41:13.200 --> 1:41:18.679 genuine comedian. Yeah, Ralbosa for one hundred percent of Barbosa, 1:41:18.760 --> 1:41:20.680 that's my guy. Yeah, I love him to death and 1:41:20.920 --> 1:41:23.280 fucking solid work tricking me Dominicans. 1:41:24.800 --> 1:41:28.559 Keeping one on the younger comedians, like, first of all, 1:41:28.600 --> 1:41:31.840 you should never do that, really fucked up. George always young. 1:41:32.040 --> 1:41:33.960 You know, I started as a seventeen year old and 1:41:34.000 --> 1:41:37.720 the exactly say I don't know exactly the full he 1:41:37.800 --> 1:41:38.600 was shitting. 1:41:38.280 --> 1:41:41.679 On on on he was he was on the podcast 1:41:41.720 --> 1:41:47.960 with Steve Trevino, Trevino and and Steve Trevino was talking 1:41:47.960 --> 1:41:49.920 about the young comics coming up in the game that 1:41:50.040 --> 1:41:51.599 he feels like the comedian game. 1:41:51.680 --> 1:41:52.439 Name of these comics. 1:41:52.520 --> 1:41:55.080 Yeah, he said that He's like, for example, Ralph Barbosa, 1:41:55.160 --> 1:41:58.200 Oh wow. And he was saying how the comedy game 1:41:58.320 --> 1:42:00.840 is thriving right now, and was like, who's that. I 1:42:00.880 --> 1:42:04.680 don't know him? Damn okay, you know so that Steve did. 1:42:04.720 --> 1:42:06.760 Steve trying to start explaining from while he's a young 1:42:06.800 --> 1:42:09.519 Mexican from Dallas, he's doing this, this and that, And 1:42:10.840 --> 1:42:13.880 George was basically saying like, nah, I don't talk to 1:42:13.960 --> 1:42:16.200 people like that. Don't put them on you. You're giving 1:42:16.240 --> 1:42:22.680 him the easy way out. Yeah, wow, fuck you. What 1:42:23.360 --> 1:42:25.320 this is at a time when I'm saying that real 1:42:25.400 --> 1:42:27.679 fuck you. This is a time when Ralph was blowing 1:42:27.800 --> 1:42:32.840 up on YouTube, and I mean Ralph bro Ra. I 1:42:32.960 --> 1:42:33.679 love Ralph to death. 1:42:33.760 --> 1:42:34.560 He hit me. 1:42:34.680 --> 1:42:36.599 I was doing the show in Houston, great guy before 1:42:36.680 --> 1:42:39.720 he was anything, and I'm nobody. He hit me. He's like, hey, 1:42:39.760 --> 1:42:41.760 can I come open for you, and I always try 1:42:41.800 --> 1:42:43.200 to put I. 1:42:43.280 --> 1:42:44.720 Want to get back to that because I heard you 1:42:44.760 --> 1:42:49.400 say that a couple of times. Comedian, comedian. It's not normal. 1:42:49.479 --> 1:42:51.960 It's not normal, but it's like a show of respect 1:42:52.040 --> 1:42:54.240 for sure, especially if you're like a seasoned guy and 1:42:54.280 --> 1:42:56.599 all this stuff. You look up. He's so humble. 1:42:56.680 --> 1:42:56.760 Bro. 1:42:57.000 --> 1:42:59.200 Ralph first of all, works his ass off, he's doing 1:42:59.240 --> 1:43:01.679 it right. He's in the clubs. Of course, he's funny, 1:43:02.000 --> 1:43:04.680 and he's just The more important part is that that 1:43:04.840 --> 1:43:07.679 he's really really working on his craft and respects the crafts. 1:43:07.720 --> 1:43:08.439 He knows the craft. 1:43:08.680 --> 1:43:11.959 For for George Lopez to say nobody knows that motherfucker 1:43:12.040 --> 1:43:15.160 or whatever it is, first of all, it's so is 1:43:15.240 --> 1:43:17.479 someone who started as a kid in the game. It 1:43:17.560 --> 1:43:21.160 is very, very disheartening to hear that kind of discouragement 1:43:21.160 --> 1:43:23.360 because you could throw somebody off the tracks completely, or 1:43:23.439 --> 1:43:26.559 you can get strong, but now you're taking away the spirit. 1:43:26.840 --> 1:43:28.560 You're taking away the spirit or somebody like, why you 1:43:28.680 --> 1:43:31.200 doing this? You know, especially you don't even know Ralphie 1:43:31.240 --> 1:43:32.960 looks up to you, loves you and all this stuff, 1:43:33.120 --> 1:43:35.920 and guess what, motherfucker, You're gonna retire at some point, 1:43:36.080 --> 1:43:38.200 you're gonna stop doing it. It's gonna fizzle out, and 1:43:38.280 --> 1:43:40.240 all you're gonna have is these young guys that look 1:43:40.320 --> 1:43:42.200 up to you and say, come and say your name, 1:43:42.240 --> 1:43:43.280 and it's gonna keep you WIY. 1:43:43.800 --> 1:43:46.800 So you're doing that, that's straight up Hayden, And. 1:43:48.360 --> 1:43:51.519 I'm gonna just be honest with you. Yeah, I don't 1:43:51.600 --> 1:43:54.519 know in the content it was asked. It doesn't matter 1:43:54.920 --> 1:43:57.320 the context was acting because because. 1:43:57.840 --> 1:44:01.000 Now it doesn't matter, the context is not, you're correct, correct. 1:44:01.000 --> 1:44:02.519 And first of all, it's not to throw shade on 1:44:02.600 --> 1:44:03.200 George Lopez. 1:44:03.520 --> 1:44:06.960 George Lopez is extremely accomplished, did it the right way, 1:44:07.080 --> 1:44:09.320 like stand up wise, like putting in the time, putting 1:44:09.360 --> 1:44:12.280 in the effort, worked his way up, has his moment. 1:44:12.360 --> 1:44:14.880 And also you can't say by George Lopez without mentioning 1:44:14.920 --> 1:44:17.760 Paul Rodriguez. Like Paul Rodriguez, he's the one to have 1:44:17.840 --> 1:44:20.200 the first sitcom as far as I remember, as someone 1:44:20.240 --> 1:44:22.519 of his background, and he's the one who opened those doors. 1:44:22.880 --> 1:44:24.760 Like if that was bigger than it was, you know, 1:44:24.960 --> 1:44:27.200 he anticipated he could have they might not have been 1:44:27.240 --> 1:44:28.400 in George Lopez. 1:44:28.080 --> 1:44:30.439 Or just say what not exists without Paul? 1:44:30.640 --> 1:44:33.160 What I'm saying is the older you get, the less 1:44:33.320 --> 1:44:36.920 of troll senses you have, right, meaning they don't they 1:44:37.120 --> 1:44:39.080 like I guess I could tell to someone's troll to 1:44:39.120 --> 1:44:42.000 meet the minute you open your mouth, I'm like, oh okay, 1:44:42.720 --> 1:44:44.960 I know to play this game. But sometimes the older 1:44:45.000 --> 1:44:47.719 you get, you don't those senses don't go off, those 1:44:47.720 --> 1:44:48.519 spidy senses. 1:44:48.920 --> 1:44:51.000 So they could have been asked like hey like it 1:44:51.040 --> 1:44:51.800 could have been acting like. 1:44:51.800 --> 1:44:53.559 In a disrepectful way, like hey man, you know these 1:44:53.560 --> 1:44:54.240 are young comedians. 1:44:54.400 --> 1:44:56.559 They're coming to they're coming for your spot, and then he. 1:44:56.600 --> 1:44:58.120 Could just want to say I want to give him 1:44:58.120 --> 1:44:59.120 a benefit of a doubt. 1:44:59.080 --> 1:44:59.800 Because I don't think. 1:45:00.400 --> 1:45:02.080 I don't think it's just a natural thing for an 1:45:02.120 --> 1:45:04.280 elder comedian to look down on this person. 1:45:04.960 --> 1:45:07.880 They do that, they don't you got as far as 1:45:07.960 --> 1:45:08.880 I know, I'm not sure. 1:45:09.000 --> 1:45:11.640 Like there's some comedians that don't even like, you know, 1:45:11.760 --> 1:45:15.040 people of their background touring with them, you know that happens. 1:45:15.080 --> 1:45:18.280 And I think that these had this more stories like 1:45:18.439 --> 1:45:21.000 you guys, you get that that world. 1:45:21.640 --> 1:45:23.439 That world is a started country. That world is a 1:45:23.439 --> 1:45:27.200 little different because it's comedy, but it's also Mexican. And 1:45:27.320 --> 1:45:29.960 they got their own rules, They got their own system. 1:45:30.400 --> 1:45:33.240 So it was like yeah, so like that that that 1:45:33.479 --> 1:45:36.479 whole beef with Ralph and George blew up comedy wise, 1:45:36.520 --> 1:45:38.160 like we were like, oh, you shouldn't do that. He's 1:45:38.160 --> 1:45:42.120 a young good comedy. But in the Mexican world, it's like, oh, 1:45:42.720 --> 1:45:45.240 it's it's even even Ralph was telling me there's a 1:45:45.280 --> 1:45:48.760 difference between Texas, Mexicans and California, and he was like 1:45:49.080 --> 1:45:51.280 and a lot of people was like, oh you you 1:45:51.520 --> 1:45:53.879 talking bad about young Mexicans. You don't put no Mexicans 1:45:53.920 --> 1:45:56.600 on all the Mexicans on being So that's all that. 1:45:57.200 --> 1:45:59.960 That beef went even deeper than just comedy. 1:46:00.800 --> 1:46:03.040 I take on a very different approach from this young 1:46:03.120 --> 1:46:05.320 Arab guys because I had no I didn't have anybody. 1:46:05.960 --> 1:46:09.200 I didn't have anybody by myself as far as like 1:46:09.800 --> 1:46:14.200 from there was no no Arab stand up Arabs zero. 1:46:14.360 --> 1:46:16.920 I started stand up in nineteen ninety five. It's my 1:46:17.000 --> 1:46:20.320 first time was stand up. I started, I started touring. 1:46:20.520 --> 1:46:29.920 It's wrestling, and it is, it is and it is, 1:46:30.000 --> 1:46:32.519 but it isn't but it isn't, you know. But I 1:46:32.600 --> 1:46:35.920 didn't have anything like that at all. I have anything 1:46:36.000 --> 1:46:38.720 like that at all. I was creating old the old road, 1:46:38.760 --> 1:46:39.360 her own path. 1:46:39.439 --> 1:46:42.680 And actually like this is the one thing that like 1:46:42.840 --> 1:46:45.280 the comedians would hate on when I was first starting. 1:46:45.360 --> 1:46:48.799 It's like, oh, he's just talking about because it's so hacky. 1:46:48.800 --> 1:46:51.759 He's talking about his Arab family and everything. Bro, nobody 1:46:51.880 --> 1:46:54.200 had I've never seen this on stage before. This is 1:46:54.280 --> 1:46:56.439 not even touched upon. You can never this is. 1:46:58.120 --> 1:47:01.120 But I wasn't doing only that, yes, but someone so 1:47:01.360 --> 1:47:05.439 what that's the point. It's all original material that's based 1:47:05.479 --> 1:47:07.800 off of my life and stand up is that you know. 1:47:08.240 --> 1:47:11.200 So that's like And so that being said, like I 1:47:11.680 --> 1:47:14.040 try to look out for guys that I know. 1:47:14.040 --> 1:47:16.800 They're doing well that are from my background that are 1:47:17.080 --> 1:47:19.920 you know, ask me questions my phones always. 1:47:19.880 --> 1:47:23.680 Yeah, figure out you know ready yeah so not the 1:47:23.680 --> 1:47:26.920 iron sheet, not the iron sheet, but yes, the iron 1:47:26.960 --> 1:47:27.559 sheet r ip. 1:47:29.400 --> 1:47:31.200 But no, I think it's really really important to that 1:47:31.240 --> 1:47:33.560 And that's what like I want to I want to 1:47:33.560 --> 1:47:35.240 give them the game. I want to give this exactly 1:47:35.280 --> 1:47:37.960 how you do it? You know, And whoever you know 1:47:38.120 --> 1:47:40.000 calls me And there's a young commun out of Toronto 1:47:40.040 --> 1:47:42.040 that open up for me that I talked to him, 1:47:42.400 --> 1:47:44.400 you know, whenever he needs it, like he hits me 1:47:44.520 --> 1:47:47.479 up there, guys that tour together, and just I think 1:47:47.520 --> 1:47:50.400 it's important to share information, not just with that, even 1:47:50.439 --> 1:47:51.840 with Siphon and I because Cipher. 1:47:51.600 --> 1:47:54.439 Is you know how many years you be doing stand up? 1:47:55.439 --> 1:47:57.719 I mean now fifteen yeah, fifteen years. 1:47:57.760 --> 1:48:00.760 I mean it's just that point, you know, it's that 1:48:00.880 --> 1:48:03.720 point you go through different growths and you're like, hey, 1:48:03.760 --> 1:48:05.200 what was it like when you were fifteen years and 1:48:05.280 --> 1:48:05.760 this is what you do? 1:48:05.840 --> 1:48:06.400 This is what it is. 1:48:06.840 --> 1:48:09.439 And so my mentorship with went only so far with 1:48:09.560 --> 1:48:13.360 my original teacher and with Dave was he was able 1:48:13.400 --> 1:48:15.680 to teach me about this altitude. You know, it was 1:48:15.680 --> 1:48:18.120 a different altitude to it. It's a different game to it. 1:48:18.320 --> 1:48:22.080 So there's it's like getting your PhD or something, you know. 1:48:22.080 --> 1:48:22.519 What I mean. 1:48:24.920 --> 1:48:27.080 That was a good one, though it's all work, work guys. 1:48:28.520 --> 1:48:32.200 Please take away that fuck up. Jim Carrey or Will 1:48:32.280 --> 1:48:41.599 Farrell Wow, Wow, wow, I bro I genuinely love both 1:48:41.600 --> 1:48:43.800 of them very much. And I grew up, you know, 1:48:43.880 --> 1:48:47.120 obviously watching Jim Carrey and that's the guy I will. 1:48:48.240 --> 1:48:49.120 Oh, I can't. 1:48:49.200 --> 1:48:49.920 That's a rough one. 1:48:50.040 --> 1:48:50.720 That's a rough one. 1:48:51.240 --> 1:48:56.360 Who cads really going I'm gonna say, I'm gonna fuck. 1:48:57.040 --> 1:48:58.800 I really love both of them very much, but I'm 1:48:58.800 --> 1:49:00.960 gonna give it to Jim Carrey. I'm gonna say Jim Carrey. 1:49:01.200 --> 1:49:03.680 I'm not gonna say both. I wanted to, but I'm 1:49:03.680 --> 1:49:06.519 gonna say Jim Carrey. You realize because like watching the 1:49:07.200 --> 1:49:09.400 variety of roles that he was able to accomplish and 1:49:09.760 --> 1:49:11.640 to be so the Truman Show and I'm about to 1:49:11.640 --> 1:49:11.920 say the. 1:49:11.960 --> 1:49:15.800 Liar liarons kind of showed us to what our life 1:49:15.880 --> 1:49:17.599 is going to be. Like we're all in the Truman 1:49:17.640 --> 1:49:20.840 Show right now. Yeah, we're trapped in our phones and 1:49:21.120 --> 1:49:22.840 we're all in our own version. 1:49:24.800 --> 1:49:24.840 No. 1:49:24.960 --> 1:49:27.880 I just love that you've seen that any of Rosy 1:49:27.960 --> 1:49:30.479 which one idiocracy? You never seen that movie, I don't think, 1:49:30.520 --> 1:49:33.120 so go watch that movie. This is exactly what we're 1:49:33.120 --> 1:49:35.920 living like right now. The smart phones made us dumb. 1:49:36.040 --> 1:49:36.519 I'm sorry. 1:49:36.600 --> 1:49:37.080 I agree. 1:49:37.800 --> 1:49:39.880 I agree, it's like a slippery slow it's kind of 1:49:39.880 --> 1:49:41.000 I agree, and I don't agree. 1:49:41.680 --> 1:49:42.479 It's how you use it. 1:49:42.479 --> 1:49:44.920 It's always like how you use it, Like AI could 1:49:44.960 --> 1:49:47.680 be exceptional if it's used for good, but we all 1:49:47.800 --> 1:49:49.720 know that it's going to be used for bad. 1:49:49.720 --> 1:49:52.760 They got drones. Now, they got drones that can just 1:49:53.280 --> 1:49:55.160 shoot you. You know, they got drones that can follow you. 1:49:56.160 --> 1:49:58.640 It's dope for people like d OC for use it 1:49:58.720 --> 1:50:00.720 for his voice, people like be See who to use 1:50:00.760 --> 1:50:03.280 it for their voice. But then it's hard, it's horrible 1:50:03.320 --> 1:50:05.519 because those same people that can use that same voice 1:50:05.600 --> 1:50:08.240 can call a bank and tell them, hey, man released 1:50:08.240 --> 1:50:10.599 one hundred grand and it's the same voice, while wing 1:50:10.880 --> 1:50:11.599 Bank believe them. 1:50:11.800 --> 1:50:13.960 So that's a that's a plus. In the mic you're 1:50:14.000 --> 1:50:15.599 talking is like someone who has a lot of money. 1:50:19.280 --> 1:50:23.080 That's the truth. Alight, Thanks Agad. Next one, Chevy Chase 1:50:23.200 --> 1:50:23.840 or Steve Martin. 1:50:26.000 --> 1:50:32.439 Oh, oh my god, but I'm gonna say both. Okay, 1:50:32.439 --> 1:50:34.639 I'm gonna say both solid and I'm not gonna pick one. 1:50:34.760 --> 1:50:37.599 I love Chevy Chase though too, and Steve Martin very 1:50:37.640 --> 1:50:40.840 different Chevy Chase. I picked Chevy Chase, Is it too? 1:50:49.439 --> 1:50:59.559 Favorite? It's coming? James Lucy or Chris Fawley, Chris Farley, 1:51:00.240 --> 1:51:01.800 Jim Jim Jim. 1:51:03.760 --> 1:51:07.200 Because that's his nickname, James and Jay. You know that 1:51:07.520 --> 1:51:12.840 my middle neck James John James, Chris James. Either I 1:51:12.920 --> 1:51:20.599 picked Chris Farley, that's your Yeah, I picked. I picked 1:51:20.640 --> 1:51:26.040 Chris Farley, and Chris Farley was the I really yeah, Tommy, yeah, 1:51:26.120 --> 1:51:29.439 rest in peace. I think that's eighteenth he passed away. Yeah, 1:51:29.680 --> 1:51:32.679 nineteen ninety five or ninety six or something like that. Yes, 1:51:32.840 --> 1:51:35.960 but no, I grew up admiring very much. 1:51:36.000 --> 1:51:37.439 It was the first time that I saw a fat 1:51:37.520 --> 1:51:40.200 guy on television that was hilarious. It was him and 1:51:40.320 --> 1:51:43.400 John Candy also, I love Candy. I love John, but 1:51:43.560 --> 1:51:46.680 Chris Farley, Chris Farley. When I first did stand up 1:51:46.760 --> 1:51:49.920 in school, I would I would, I would roach the 1:51:50.000 --> 1:51:51.400 guys little Cody. 1:51:51.479 --> 1:51:53.599 Yeah, I would wear a little cot guy. 1:52:00.320 --> 1:52:01.280 To me bro like. 1:52:02.880 --> 1:52:05.400 It was always that ship. I would always I would 1:52:05.400 --> 1:52:07.120 always do that. I would put on a little little 1:52:07.200 --> 1:52:10.000 jacket and I would roast people in class as Chris Farley. 1:52:10.360 --> 1:52:14.000 And I also met Chris Farley. I was thirteen years old. 1:52:14.520 --> 1:52:18.000 It was planning Hollywood openings, remember that. And so they 1:52:18.080 --> 1:52:20.559 had it in Houston, and I was like, oh my god, 1:52:20.720 --> 1:52:23.639 Chris Farley's coming. And they had like so Ester staloan 1:52:23.800 --> 1:52:27.080 Arnold Schwartzenegger like always Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis had a 1:52:27.080 --> 1:52:29.760 blues band at the time, and so uh, and I 1:52:29.960 --> 1:52:31.680 was just like all I can think about is just 1:52:31.760 --> 1:52:32.719 meeting Chris Farley. 1:52:33.200 --> 1:52:33.920 That's my guy. 1:52:34.040 --> 1:52:35.839 Like I always wanted to be on SNL. 1:52:36.160 --> 1:52:38.640 I'm going to do SNL a comedy book art like 1:52:38.760 --> 1:52:40.639 this as oh man, I knew that I was gonna 1:52:40.720 --> 1:52:42.800 like be an s like I wanted to do that. 1:52:42.880 --> 1:52:45.360 Like that's all I can think about was Chris Farley. 1:52:45.439 --> 1:52:46.960 And when I met him, I saw him coming up 1:52:47.280 --> 1:52:49.320 and I grabbed his hand and I was like, I 1:52:49.479 --> 1:52:50.720 love you and I wouldn't let go. 1:52:51.120 --> 1:52:56.280 It was like over dude was like and I was like, 1:52:56.360 --> 1:52:58.719 oh my god, it just happened, you know, it just happened. 1:52:59.040 --> 1:53:01.360 He just and that just made my whole life. 1:53:01.439 --> 1:53:01.519 Bro. 1:53:01.600 --> 1:53:04.200 I was just like, oh my god. And Arnold walked by. 1:53:04.240 --> 1:53:06.679 I was like, oh cool, you know where you guys? Cool? 1:53:07.160 --> 1:53:10.120 This is a planet Hollywood Grant and we got there 1:53:11.800 --> 1:53:13.840 early so we can be right against the railings. So 1:53:15.160 --> 1:53:16.840 that's all I can think of is I just wanted 1:53:16.880 --> 1:53:20.040 to meet Chris Farley. I genuinely did not like I 1:53:20.120 --> 1:53:22.639 obviously felt good to see like, oh, you know, Arnold 1:53:22.640 --> 1:53:26.360 Schwarzenegger and this guy and Bruce Willis and it was dope. 1:53:28.000 --> 1:53:30.479 The fat guy a little coach. That was like seeing 1:53:30.560 --> 1:53:32.160 a reflection of me as a little kid. 1:53:32.240 --> 1:53:32.320 Bro. 1:53:32.439 --> 1:53:35.519 I love like chorus and you seeing each other right now. 1:53:35.600 --> 1:53:40.360 I don't feel here, Okay, I don't feel here. Flip here, 1:53:40.640 --> 1:53:47.000 Flip for zero. I know you man, Little Flip or 1:53:47.120 --> 1:53:48.240 Zero I had. 1:53:48.880 --> 1:53:52.760 I had a bro. Yeah, both both we had them. 1:53:52.760 --> 1:53:57.000 Both want to together. I can't do we can't. 1:53:57.120 --> 1:53:57.960 You can't play with you. 1:53:59.320 --> 1:54:02.559 You go flip my show in Houston, man, Yeah, Little 1:54:02.600 --> 1:54:04.280 Flipp was just the show, right. He came out of 1:54:04.320 --> 1:54:06.160 the show. He came out to the show in Houston, 1:54:06.240 --> 1:54:08.479 popped on. It was the homie and the way he 1:54:08.920 --> 1:54:10.560 went on stage and did the way we bought and 1:54:10.680 --> 1:54:13.640 the whole fucking place went correct. Yeah, you can't know. 1:54:14.280 --> 1:54:15.160 You can't play with the rap. 1:54:16.120 --> 1:54:17.439 You know what I call Little Flipp stars. 1:54:17.600 --> 1:54:22.720 He's a walking store, Little Flip walking store. Everything he 1:54:22.880 --> 1:54:30.479 has he sells yount, he walking compass myself. Hey, the 1:54:30.520 --> 1:54:32.240 shirt that he got on everything. 1:54:32.120 --> 1:54:36.040 Like he's a I love it. I got his back forever, 1:54:36.920 --> 1:54:40.160 all right. Johnny Carson or David. 1:54:40.080 --> 1:54:47.680 Letterman, Man, this is like really really annoying, But I'm 1:54:47.680 --> 1:54:50.480 gonna say, David Letterman, that's the one that got to 1:54:50.520 --> 1:54:55.040 be yes. Yes, I'm gonna say David Letterman, and I 1:54:55.320 --> 1:54:57.600 love Johnny Carson. And when you went on Carson back 1:54:57.640 --> 1:54:59.000 in the day, that's like you made it. 1:54:59.440 --> 1:55:00.200 You just go there. 1:55:00.200 --> 1:55:01.880 I mean people will go up on Carson and do 1:55:02.000 --> 1:55:04.480 five minutes and you could tour and make a living 1:55:04.480 --> 1:55:07.360 and you've got famous that overnight. You're just on making famous. 1:55:07.560 --> 1:55:09.280 So I got a tip the hat big time to 1:55:09.360 --> 1:55:12.880 Johnny Carson. Oh going here today, you know that's and 1:55:12.960 --> 1:55:15.720 he was one of the most brilliant interviewers, Like he 1:55:15.720 --> 1:55:18.760 would really ask question, ask questions. See now you're rubbing 1:55:18.800 --> 1:55:21.600 off of me. You really ask questions. You're gonna ask 1:55:21.720 --> 1:55:24.760 questions to really be a fantastic host. And he would 1:55:24.840 --> 1:55:27.520 let like let the talent do their thing. That was 1:55:27.600 --> 1:55:28.280 really really cool. 1:55:29.120 --> 1:55:31.960 Uh. David Letterman was my era. 1:55:32.040 --> 1:55:34.640 Right, David Letterman somebody looked up to, loved and I 1:55:34.720 --> 1:55:36.640 met him in the Cornfields in Ohio and we were 1:55:36.720 --> 1:55:39.040 doing those shows with David and the Cornfield during the 1:55:39.120 --> 1:55:42.320 pandemic and he came out and I was so excited 1:55:42.360 --> 1:55:44.240 because I was I wanted to do Letterman. And then 1:55:44.280 --> 1:55:46.600 he retired and ended up doing the Late Show six 1:55:46.680 --> 1:55:51.040 months after he retired. So I was like, man, yeah, yeah, 1:55:51.520 --> 1:55:54.640 uh with Stephen Cobek, Yeah yeah yeah. And so he 1:55:54.760 --> 1:55:56.680 came out of the cornfield like, that's all I care 1:55:56.720 --> 1:55:59.240 about is I want to perform for Letterman. I don't 1:55:59.240 --> 1:56:01.360 even care about the crowd. So I went out there 1:56:01.400 --> 1:56:03.160 and give the best fucking show I could. 1:56:03.800 --> 1:56:05.240 And I asked my man. I was like, did he 1:56:05.400 --> 1:56:06.640 like it? He was like, yeah, he liked it. I 1:56:06.720 --> 1:56:07.920 was like, just liked it. I was like fuck. 1:56:08.280 --> 1:56:11.600 And then and then Dave's boy Paul came over. He's like, bro, 1:56:11.760 --> 1:56:14.360 David let Himan was loving your ship. He was like, 1:56:14.400 --> 1:56:16.160 who the fuck is this guy? He was like hunched 1:56:16.240 --> 1:56:18.560 over laughing. Was my man just sai wonderfully? He told 1:56:18.560 --> 1:56:20.280 me he just liked it. Like I don't want you 1:56:20.320 --> 1:56:22.760 to head to be too big. I was like, this 1:56:22.880 --> 1:56:27.080 is not the time, right And it was really amazing, 1:56:27.280 --> 1:56:29.800 and I let him walked in and he uh and 1:56:29.880 --> 1:56:32.200 he went up on stage with Dave, surprised the audience. 1:56:32.240 --> 1:56:35.000 The whole place went crazy, and he just kept giving 1:56:35.040 --> 1:56:36.200 me props from the stage. 1:56:36.480 --> 1:56:39.160 He was like what about mo, Wow, and just like amazing. 1:56:39.760 --> 1:56:41.800 And then and then like a week later we end 1:56:41.880 --> 1:56:43.680 up having a phone call, just like a check and 1:56:43.760 --> 1:56:45.880 he wanted to I wanted to, you know, talk to him, 1:56:45.920 --> 1:56:47.360 and he wanted to get to know me a little 1:56:47.360 --> 1:56:48.720 bit better. And we spoke on the phone for like 1:56:48.760 --> 1:56:51.839 an hour. By the way, really funny. I just got divorced. 1:56:52.080 --> 1:56:55.520 I'm sitting up parking Houston, staying at a hotel like 1:56:56.440 --> 1:56:59.640 season one, Yeah, right before I started doing right before 1:56:59.680 --> 1:57:04.320 season one is very official, what like like like season one, 1:57:04.360 --> 1:57:05.440 like how you like broke up? 1:57:05.560 --> 1:57:07.760 Is that like a fishing Yeah, yeah, that was real. Yeah, 1:57:08.040 --> 1:57:10.360 I mean it was like that season two. 1:57:11.160 --> 1:57:15.320 I was, but it was not before I started, before 1:57:15.320 --> 1:57:18.640 I started filming season the first season, I was just 1:57:18.880 --> 1:57:22.640 gotten divorced, and and I'm sitting in the park and 1:57:22.720 --> 1:57:24.600 am on the phone. I'm looking around and see some 1:57:25.000 --> 1:57:27.920 people walking around, and I'm basically seeing a reflection of 1:57:28.000 --> 1:57:30.320 myself on some level. Put on on the phone with 1:57:30.440 --> 1:57:33.200 David Letterman, the person that I've like looked up doing 1:57:33.320 --> 1:57:34.800 my rosola and wanted to be on the show. 1:57:35.120 --> 1:57:37.760 And We're having this like one hour conversation about life 1:57:37.800 --> 1:57:39.920 and how I got here, and it was just really 1:57:39.960 --> 1:57:43.440 really beautiful. Yeah, goddamn, make some noise to David lettering 1:57:44.760 --> 1:57:50.080 letter and he did. Why he was interviewing Dave. He 1:57:50.160 --> 1:57:51.800 didn't know. He didn't know me at the time. I 1:57:51.880 --> 1:57:53.400 was wearing a mask and all that. I didn't even 1:57:53.440 --> 1:57:53.880 know who I was. 1:57:54.160 --> 1:57:55.600 And he goes, where are you from? It was like Houston, 1:57:55.600 --> 1:57:57.400 and he goes, I'll be seeing you in Houston. That's 1:57:57.400 --> 1:57:59.200 what he said to me. I'll be seeing you in Houston. 1:57:59.440 --> 1:58:03.640 And for some reason, I just felt like really like serious, 1:58:03.640 --> 1:58:06.080 like yeah, at Santa Claus, I think I am going 1:58:06.160 --> 1:58:10.040 to see you. I just feel like I've got that 1:58:10.160 --> 1:58:11.839 get for you. It was really interesting. 1:58:13.720 --> 1:58:17.440 Yeah, it was like, it's just yet interesting nas Jada kiss. 1:58:19.080 --> 1:58:20.760 I don't know, Jada kiss. 1:58:22.520 --> 1:58:22.560 You. 1:58:25.280 --> 1:58:29.960 I got to hit my phone call ye picked that 1:58:30.320 --> 1:58:31.240 I should picked that one. 1:58:31.280 --> 1:58:31.480 He's not. 1:58:31.560 --> 1:58:31.800 I'm not. 1:58:32.120 --> 1:58:33.879 I won from my own Dream Champs episode. 1:58:37.520 --> 1:58:41.360 I'm gonna say no, I'm gonna says Okay. Both both. 1:58:45.160 --> 1:58:45.640 You do it, but. 1:58:47.280 --> 1:58:53.320 Def jam comedy or in Living Color, there's a supper time. 1:58:53.400 --> 1:58:56.520 It's not even the same points comedy when the States comedy, 1:58:57.000 --> 1:58:59.120 which is wrong. 1:59:00.080 --> 1:59:03.800 Both both definitely both they both like did something significant 1:59:03.840 --> 1:59:06.720 in the culture. One was for sketch and making one 1:59:06.760 --> 1:59:09.720 of the most diverse shows on television and then you 1:59:09.880 --> 1:59:12.240 have you know, what are you what are you laughing at? 1:59:12.360 --> 1:59:15.760 You don't think it was diverse. I'm sorry, I shouldn't 1:59:15.760 --> 1:59:17.480 say it. Cut that out. 1:59:19.920 --> 1:59:20.520 Look good stuff. 1:59:20.560 --> 1:59:22.760 This is the previous stuff. Okay, I don't know. I 1:59:22.840 --> 1:59:24.880 think he was camping right here. I think he's setting 1:59:24.920 --> 1:59:28.320 me up. Yeah, both this one. This one is a 1:59:28.360 --> 1:59:30.680 little shout out of staying latest, a little weird, a 1:59:30.680 --> 1:59:34.320 little weird. But Patricia O'Neill or Robert Harris. 1:59:38.640 --> 1:59:40.920 I didn't know Patrise. You didn't know, you didn't I 1:59:40.920 --> 1:59:43.000 didn't know. Unfortunately I didn't. Not wish I did. But 1:59:43.000 --> 1:59:43.760 I'll pick Patrise. 1:59:44.240 --> 1:59:46.320 Yeah wait, did you know Robin. 1:59:46.880 --> 1:59:49.920 No, I didn't get to meet Robert, but I met 1:59:49.960 --> 1:59:53.320 Patrise multiple times. That was one of the funniest people. 1:59:53.320 --> 1:59:58.240 Worth Beast top three. Like he can, he can, he can, 1:59:58.360 --> 2:00:02.160 he can? You can freestyle, Like can you walk in 2:00:02.200 --> 2:00:04.120 the room and take this piece? You can take has 2:00:04.240 --> 2:00:09.400 red shirt? He could take Roster's dreads and chips, glasses 2:00:09.480 --> 2:00:11.120 and just make a whole story out of that ship, 2:00:11.280 --> 2:00:13.280 like right then and there on the plate, He's there, 2:00:13.960 --> 2:00:18.800 He's there. Pat I started working started working out with them. Yeah, 2:00:20.160 --> 2:00:26.440 weight and Angela and yeah, she has it all documented. 2:00:26.720 --> 2:00:29.280 And I worked and he was like, yo, man, you know, 2:00:29.720 --> 2:00:30.520 look you're working out. 2:00:30.800 --> 2:00:32.080 And I was like this back then, you know what 2:00:32.120 --> 2:00:32.360 I mean? 2:00:32.760 --> 2:00:35.200 And I was like yeah, and he's like yo, And 2:00:35.400 --> 2:00:37.760 we took each other numbers and I started working out 2:00:37.800 --> 2:00:38.080 with them. 2:00:38.520 --> 2:00:41.720 Patree can't say one thing about Patri please. This is 2:00:42.000 --> 2:00:45.120 this is when I started doing comedy and I watched 2:00:45.360 --> 2:00:47.520 you know, all the great Kill all the time, or 2:00:47.640 --> 2:00:51.120 even Specials or def Comedy or whatever. I went to 2:00:51.200 --> 2:00:53.880 go see Patrice live at the club and he was 2:00:55.000 --> 2:00:57.840 kind of bombing and also like he made a lot 2:00:57.920 --> 2:00:59.960 of women upset and a lot of women were leaving. 2:01:01.040 --> 2:01:05.560 But I loved it. And that's when I really learned like, oh, 2:01:05.840 --> 2:01:10.800 every show is its own thing, and if you don't 2:01:11.040 --> 2:01:14.040 like what I'm saying, you could leave. But this is 2:01:14.080 --> 2:01:15.840 what I'm doing. And that's when that was really one 2:01:15.840 --> 2:01:17.400 of the greatest moments for me for stand up. So 2:01:17.480 --> 2:01:20.240 I was learning like, oh, you you gotta be you. 2:01:20.560 --> 2:01:22.800 Like when you first start doing comedy, you kind of 2:01:22.960 --> 2:01:26.240 almost impersonate some of your favorites and you try to 2:01:26.280 --> 2:01:28.520 be like, I want to be energetic, like this guy 2:01:28.680 --> 2:01:31.080 thoughtful like this guy, and everyone tells you one of 2:01:31.120 --> 2:01:33.040 the biggest piece of advices that you gotta find your 2:01:33.080 --> 2:01:35.400 own voice. You gotta find your own voice, and it 2:01:35.480 --> 2:01:37.920 takes time to get that. And I watched I said, oh, 2:01:38.080 --> 2:01:40.960 this is his voice and it showed me. Yeah, show 2:01:41.040 --> 2:01:43.880 me you don't have to be like yeah, bro. And 2:01:43.960 --> 2:01:45.560 he would be like you feel that, you see that. 2:01:45.760 --> 2:01:47.480 You see how them girls are sucking the front out 2:01:47.480 --> 2:01:49.720 of the room. And I was like, oh my god, 2:01:50.360 --> 2:01:51.880 and they would get so upset. But I was like, 2:01:52.200 --> 2:01:52.720 he's right. 2:01:53.160 --> 2:01:55.000 I went to a comedy show with him one time 2:01:55.840 --> 2:01:59.360 and the dude says something and then he's with his 2:01:59.480 --> 2:02:01.520 girl and then he looked at it was like I 2:02:01.560 --> 2:02:03.040 could tell you don't suck this nigga. 2:02:06.200 --> 2:02:12.200 I was like, yoh my god. Undefended. Actually he gave 2:02:12.240 --> 2:02:13.520 me the tickets and go see. 2:02:19.360 --> 2:02:20.840 The way he was stand up was described to me 2:02:20.960 --> 2:02:23.800 very early on by my mentors, like, you spend all 2:02:23.880 --> 2:02:28.280 these years on stage to eventually be yourself. Like when 2:02:28.320 --> 2:02:30.160 you first start, you have this like wall in front 2:02:30.160 --> 2:02:32.320 of it. Every time you go up, that repetition is 2:02:32.360 --> 2:02:33.160 like chipping. 2:02:32.880 --> 2:02:35.520 Away at that wall. Eventually there's no wall and you're 2:02:35.600 --> 2:02:36.120 just yourself. 2:02:36.560 --> 2:02:38.480 It takes a long time and some of the some 2:02:38.640 --> 2:02:40.560 of the times the things that you imulate from the 2:02:40.600 --> 2:02:43.600 people you looked up to is just even subconscious, you know, 2:02:44.080 --> 2:02:45.600 it's not even like a conscious thing. 2:02:45.680 --> 2:02:49.040 You're doing it. Those are you've seen behind you do 2:02:49.120 --> 2:02:52.000 it at the highest level. Therefore, it just it's in there. 2:02:52.120 --> 2:02:54.560 Right, Even when I watch my special, I'll just be 2:02:54.680 --> 2:02:57.280 like that little tone sounds like Carl h. This is 2:02:57.440 --> 2:02:59.520 like so and so this is very interesting, like a 2:02:59.520 --> 2:03:02.480 little small all thing. But it's all performative, right, It's 2:03:02.520 --> 2:03:05.520 all like understanding how you say a certain word you 2:03:05.600 --> 2:03:05.880 say and. 2:03:05.880 --> 2:03:07.440 It's not like you think about it. You just do 2:03:07.600 --> 2:03:08.840 it right, you know. 2:03:09.000 --> 2:03:10.880 And there's some people that do think about that need 2:03:11.000 --> 2:03:13.200 to write it out and every single word is is 2:03:13.280 --> 2:03:15.760 what they hang on and they depend on that. And 2:03:16.240 --> 2:03:18.200 I was I never came up like that. But every 2:03:18.240 --> 2:03:21.200 time everything I do is improvised. Everything I write is 2:03:21.280 --> 2:03:24.760 on stage, spontaneous, based off a particular thought and he 2:03:24.840 --> 2:03:27.640 build it out from there. And how you deliver that 2:03:27.800 --> 2:03:30.920 story or those words just it's just you just do them. 2:03:31.240 --> 2:03:32.080 You don't think about it. 2:03:32.320 --> 2:03:35.520 It's real. You got to find that comfort zone. Harry 2:03:35.600 --> 2:03:40.480 Spears or Dessie Banks both. 2:03:42.640 --> 2:03:47.720 Guy, what you said, they're not the same thing. I 2:03:47.720 --> 2:03:48.800 don't know how you're comparing them. 2:03:49.560 --> 2:03:55.400 Yeah, we never know how anything. David Allen Greer, Tommy 2:03:55.480 --> 2:03:57.720 Davidson who not out on is crazy. 2:03:58.480 --> 2:03:59.400 That was crazy. 2:03:59.760 --> 2:04:01.240 That was definitely both too. 2:04:01.400 --> 2:04:01.520 Bro. 2:04:02.520 --> 2:04:04.800 Tommy Davidson, Like when I first started standing up and 2:04:04.880 --> 2:04:07.000 watching him in the clubs, he was, like I heard, 2:04:07.040 --> 2:04:12.640 Tommy Davison was the illest person. The reason why I 2:04:12.760 --> 2:04:16.200 say William look, the reason why I say both because 2:04:16.200 --> 2:04:19.680 they're also different. You know, like Alan is a very 2:04:19.880 --> 2:04:22.200 like stage guy that came from the stage, Like the 2:04:22.520 --> 2:04:24.400 way the stand up, he was a theatrical guy. That's 2:04:24.440 --> 2:04:26.960 where he came from. Tommy's from the streets. Bro, It's 2:04:27.040 --> 2:04:30.560 like he brought that energy, he brought that like it's 2:04:30.680 --> 2:04:33.080 just like he was so fucking funny. He was shut 2:04:33.160 --> 2:04:35.400 it down all the time. And Houston, whenever he was 2:04:35.440 --> 2:04:37.400 doing he was shut it down. And then see Al 2:04:37.520 --> 2:04:40.080 Greer and how he's with his acting and his performance 2:04:40.160 --> 2:04:43.680 is commedy timing all that. He's extremely special and he's 2:04:43.720 --> 2:04:54.760 just very different. So you can't I can't pick no problem. Yeah, 2:04:56.400 --> 2:04:57.800 you were in a picker down. 2:05:00.280 --> 2:05:03.760 Also, Eddie Murphy was only like, yeah, it's only twenty 2:05:03.880 --> 2:05:06.640 two right when he did like yeah twenty when he 2:05:06.680 --> 2:05:07.360 did Delirious. 2:05:07.760 --> 2:05:10.560 Yeah, it's crazy. I'm gonna say buddy against Eddie. Yeah, 2:05:10.680 --> 2:05:13.320 both both. I think Jurious better Delirious. 2:05:13.520 --> 2:05:18.040 I think so it was which one that I was 2:05:18.120 --> 2:05:22.760 the first regular more like it was it was rough 2:05:22.840 --> 2:05:24.840 around the edges. I think that's what made it better. 2:05:25.000 --> 2:05:28.040 Yeah, those comedy. 2:05:29.520 --> 2:05:32.240 I love both of them, Paul Wall or Mike Jones. 2:05:32.640 --> 2:05:35.800 Both by Paul was like my best friend. I love 2:05:35.880 --> 2:05:38.080 this guy's pieces. So you don't got I'm gonna say both. 2:05:38.160 --> 2:05:40.920 Yeah, I do have? Are I have? Yeah, I'm gonna 2:05:40.920 --> 2:05:44.640 say both. Respect both. I should have said that. I 2:05:44.760 --> 2:05:47.880 looked up Jones, you still got the same number. 2:05:47.960 --> 2:05:50.040 Herd call it up. 2:05:50.080 --> 2:05:52.560 Let's see, well we went. 2:05:52.840 --> 2:05:54.080 I love Paul Wall. 2:05:54.240 --> 2:05:56.080 He was like that guy is my brother. 2:05:56.160 --> 2:05:56.280 Man. 2:05:56.320 --> 2:05:57.440 He always checks up on me. 2:05:58.280 --> 2:06:00.400 This guy, bro, I grew up listening to him and 2:06:00.840 --> 2:06:02.960 to know that he's my friend is like my brother, 2:06:03.080 --> 2:06:04.040 Like I really appreciate him. 2:06:04.040 --> 2:06:04.360 He can't. 2:06:04.640 --> 2:06:07.680 He's been really, really a great friend. And that's why 2:06:07.840 --> 2:06:12.560 you still tipping. In the series and the first season. 2:06:12.480 --> 2:06:13.040 Black pictures. 2:06:13.400 --> 2:06:15.160 We say, like, you know when a person is down, 2:06:15.680 --> 2:06:17.840 like invited to the barbecue I have. 2:06:18.040 --> 2:06:21.560 I haven't known a time with Paul Wall was not invited. 2:06:22.520 --> 2:06:26.920 It's barbecue, I'd to please, and he's bringing potato salad. 2:06:30.200 --> 2:06:32.800 And this is what makes like a really uh like 2:06:32.960 --> 2:06:36.480 a great human is that when they're not there, they're missed. 2:06:37.160 --> 2:06:39.040 You know, you're like, it's one thing to always be 2:06:39.080 --> 2:06:40.920 at the barbecue. When he's not there, like, man, where 2:06:41.000 --> 2:06:41.320 is he at? 2:06:42.280 --> 2:06:45.200 This ship? This is fun? But you know, I love y'all. 2:06:45.240 --> 2:06:47.440 But he's like he brings that little energy and I 2:06:47.480 --> 2:06:51.560 see him ice ice fish. Yeah, he ordered a fish. 2:06:51.760 --> 2:06:54.480 He came off. He put the teeth on the grill. 2:06:54.520 --> 2:06:56.680 I was like, you don't believe that she's just talking ship. 2:06:56.720 --> 2:07:01.400 That's not true. For a face. Yeah, I don't know 2:07:01.520 --> 2:07:03.840 if it was his actual girl. He took it off. 2:07:04.040 --> 2:07:06.480 He put off, but he posted on Instagram fish had 2:07:06.480 --> 2:07:08.400 the grill. Yeah, the fish had a grill that he 2:07:08.480 --> 2:07:11.600 was about the of the advice. I don't know what 2:07:11.800 --> 2:07:17.360 kind of fish you're talking about. That was a rich 2:07:17.840 --> 2:07:22.840 He gave me my first hit like immediately and the 2:07:22.880 --> 2:07:33.680 fire emoji. Okay, John Candy Sam Kinison Candison fuck again 2:07:33.840 --> 2:07:35.080 two different ways what he is doing? 2:07:35.120 --> 2:07:36.240 Who makes this list? I told you. 2:07:39.800 --> 2:07:41.440 Stand up the fat white comedian. 2:07:42.200 --> 2:07:45.000 I mean, I love him both for many reasons, but 2:07:45.120 --> 2:07:49.160 I'm gonna pick John Candy, John Candy, John Candy, John 2:07:49.680 --> 2:07:53.160 got too many, too many. I love his subtlety. I 2:07:53.320 --> 2:07:56.080 studied his acting actually when I before I did my show. 2:07:56.120 --> 2:07:58.680 He's like a big influence on me too. Okay, Yeah, 2:07:58.880 --> 2:08:02.560 uncle buck uncle buck bro uncle Yeah. 2:08:04.520 --> 2:08:07.640 Drunk uncle. I had a whole uh uh mixtape that 2:08:07.880 --> 2:08:09.480 dedicated to Uncle Buck bro. 2:08:09.640 --> 2:08:14.320 How he like shifts gears from being funny to dramatic. 2:08:14.640 --> 2:08:21.040 And trains planes and autimable saddest scene in the colony ever? 2:08:21.280 --> 2:08:25.800 Yeah, broke my heart. Robbin Williams or George. 2:08:25.520 --> 2:08:32.800 Carlin dang broa rest in peace of book. 2:08:35.080 --> 2:08:35.320 Grill. 2:08:38.560 --> 2:08:42.120 You know this is so different man again, Like this 2:08:42.280 --> 2:08:46.360 is really impossible, so you said. Robin Williams and George Carlin. 2:08:46.440 --> 2:08:47.960 Robert Wallis miss out fire. 2:08:49.560 --> 2:08:53.120 Look look, Robin Williams is an improvise improverse I'm gonna 2:08:53.120 --> 2:08:56.600 stop smoking this blood improvisational genius. 2:08:57.080 --> 2:08:59.720 Robin Williams is an improvised. 2:08:59.480 --> 2:09:03.960 I can't even say more bro smoking Yeah, he improvises 2:09:04.120 --> 2:09:06.240 like no one I've ever seen like Robert Williams. 2:09:06.360 --> 2:09:07.680 Yeah, he's unbelievable. 2:09:08.280 --> 2:09:08.400 Uh. 2:09:08.640 --> 2:09:11.480 And George Carlin is probably the most one of the 2:09:11.520 --> 2:09:18.080 most sophisticated writers and and uh definitely in my top 2:09:18.160 --> 2:09:20.960 five of all time stand up comedians. So yeah, I 2:09:21.800 --> 2:09:24.120 love the fact that Carlin could be like goofy the 2:09:24.160 --> 2:09:26.080 ship the people shop on like you don't even know, 2:09:26.240 --> 2:09:29.800 like how goofy and outrageous he was in his material 2:09:29.960 --> 2:09:32.640 very early on, and he kept that. He kept that weirdness, 2:09:32.680 --> 2:09:36.480 that quirkiness, that fun, silly little kid energy all the 2:09:36.520 --> 2:09:38.320 way up into the seventh which the. 2:09:38.360 --> 2:09:39.160 Subject matter. 2:09:40.760 --> 2:09:44.280 He still By the way, by the way, modern man, 2:09:45.400 --> 2:09:47.760 modern man. That clip you've seen that clip, That George 2:09:47.800 --> 2:09:50.640 Carlin clip probably one of the greatest bits ever written. 2:09:51.400 --> 2:09:53.960 It's unbelieva said about something that's seen. 2:09:55.160 --> 2:09:59.240 They said, George Carlin filmed HBO special and got in 2:09:59.320 --> 2:10:01.240 the limo as started writing the next one. 2:10:01.880 --> 2:10:04.640 I believe, like in the car like, OK, I got it. Yeah, 2:10:04.680 --> 2:10:06.560 he's that brain, bro, He's that kind of brain. It's 2:10:06.600 --> 2:10:13.680 just call it. And Robert Williams was a genius to 2:10:13.840 --> 2:10:15.040 Man's James too. 2:10:15.080 --> 2:10:17.360 He had a different reputation and stand up though, you know, 2:10:17.960 --> 2:10:21.080 like he would take what you didn't the reputation, so 2:10:21.200 --> 2:10:23.200 its stand up is very different. Like when you talk 2:10:23.240 --> 2:10:27.280 about actors, Uh, just improv Oh my god, I can't. 2:10:29.080 --> 2:10:29.680 Take the grill out. 2:10:29.720 --> 2:10:31.440 Yeah, you gotta take the grill out, you know, as 2:10:31.480 --> 2:10:34.000 far as someone who's spontaneous and able to take a 2:10:34.080 --> 2:10:37.200 particular subject matter and just run with it, beat it 2:10:37.320 --> 2:10:37.720 to death. 2:10:37.800 --> 2:10:37.920 Bro. 2:10:38.280 --> 2:10:41.400 So he's the best king of that. Like, so it's 2:10:41.480 --> 2:10:43.800 really really it's very different people. But I'm gonna say 2:10:43.840 --> 2:10:45.120 both because I love them. 2:10:45.560 --> 2:10:51.960 But I thought we drank three times. The tailor to 2:10:52.120 --> 2:10:54.480 tat was tending the tenth mounts. I feel like I 2:10:54.560 --> 2:10:57.040 need to do a vocal exercise to give my back. 2:10:57.640 --> 2:11:00.480 Jay Z or Big Daddy Kane, you can call your 2:11:00.520 --> 2:11:02.320 hip hop front. Can I all this? 2:11:02.800 --> 2:11:02.920 Who? 2:11:03.320 --> 2:11:05.800 Please just pick one for me? I picked that one 2:11:05.840 --> 2:11:06.040 for me. 2:11:06.880 --> 2:11:07.280 There you go. 2:11:08.120 --> 2:11:10.920 Since you all are best friends, you funk it up. 2:11:12.640 --> 2:11:16.120 I mean, remember who set it for? Who would say who? 2:11:16.720 --> 2:11:20.160 But then maybe you don't. It's your carteria. It's your carteria. 2:11:23.840 --> 2:11:27.240 You can't no matter what, not even getting mad. It's 2:11:27.280 --> 2:11:29.520 just like you know you got if you start breaking 2:11:29.560 --> 2:11:32.640 it down. There is no jay Z without Big Daddy Game. 2:11:32.680 --> 2:11:36.920 There's no I put this recently on Instagram. There's not 2:11:37.480 --> 2:11:42.760 a lot of people without big Daddy Game, right, But 2:11:42.960 --> 2:11:49.160 jay Z took it to a whole noth level. If 2:11:49.200 --> 2:11:51.040 I had to, if I had to pick, if I 2:11:51.200 --> 2:11:54.800 if I had to pick, They're for both my friends. 2:11:57.440 --> 2:11:58.720 Hole is the top. 2:11:58.800 --> 2:12:02.520 I always say, oh, so there you go. I would pick, 2:12:03.680 --> 2:12:04.240 you know, I would. 2:12:04.240 --> 2:12:04.760 I would amaze. 2:12:04.880 --> 2:12:06.680 Actually just said, oh, I would pick jay Z one 2:12:06.720 --> 2:12:09.040 hundred percent because he married just Love. 2:12:09.360 --> 2:12:12.560 Yes exactly. I heard you say that Beyonce is God. 2:12:12.640 --> 2:12:14.040 And if you don't say she's gone, you go. 2:12:14.440 --> 2:12:16.160 Never never say that. I stalk for a lot of. 2:12:20.240 --> 2:12:21.800 Out there watching just one thing. You know, I had 2:12:21.840 --> 2:12:24.080 nothing to do with this. I'm gonna help him once 2:12:24.120 --> 2:12:26.040 the cameras go off and talk to him. I'm gonna 2:12:26.560 --> 2:12:29.320 touch him about God and the exists of God. 2:12:30.280 --> 2:12:33.520 Your incomprehension of God is your comprehension of God. Don't 2:12:33.600 --> 2:12:34.160 think that this. 2:12:34.680 --> 2:12:36.880 What's happening here at the table, that I am ever 2:12:37.080 --> 2:12:39.480 so absent of where I come from, my roots, where 2:12:39.480 --> 2:12:43.560 I am. The entire time we've been talking, I've been 2:12:43.600 --> 2:12:47.640 praying interns forgiveness and to make sure to absolve me 2:12:47.760 --> 2:12:56.080 for anything like this, because I don't say he said 2:12:56.160 --> 2:12:59.400 if anybody say anything about Beyonce than the fact that 2:12:59.520 --> 2:13:03.160 she comes from Houston. She went for a day and 2:13:03.240 --> 2:13:05.040 everybody's like she's from a Lea, but she's like from 2:13:05.040 --> 2:13:06.320 the third ward and everybody's fighting. 2:13:06.400 --> 2:13:08.960 She's from both. She's from both areas and we both 2:13:09.040 --> 2:13:12.360 celebrate Beyonce. Yes, okay, I'm not. 2:13:12.560 --> 2:13:15.320 I never said those words, but you said something as 2:13:15.480 --> 2:13:18.920 like if you don't well say it, I don't know. 2:13:19.520 --> 2:13:21.640 I forget what it is. But just you heard what 2:13:21.760 --> 2:13:23.640 your what's your words? Your words? 2:13:23.960 --> 2:13:26.280 My words beyond something like it. It was on the 2:13:26.360 --> 2:13:29.960 radio station because listen to all your interviews, maybe when 2:13:30.080 --> 2:13:33.560 I was on Fallon, and I think like, like, if 2:13:33.560 --> 2:13:35.560 you're from Houston, you have to like, no, no. 2:13:35.600 --> 2:13:36.200 I never said that. 2:13:36.680 --> 2:13:38.360 I never said I don't believe you know what you 2:13:38.400 --> 2:13:41.400 said about Yeah, obviously she's just like the queen. 2:13:41.320 --> 2:13:42.320 Is Beyonce queen. 2:13:42.440 --> 2:13:44.880 Okay, you know what the fact queen? 2:13:45.360 --> 2:13:45.560 Please? 2:13:49.120 --> 2:13:49.720 Is that word? 2:13:49.840 --> 2:13:50.200 For sure? 2:13:50.240 --> 2:13:51.520 I not yea. 2:13:55.000 --> 2:14:00.640 If you're not at task, thank you, And I got 2:14:00.680 --> 2:14:02.600 these candles in front of you. Bro. This is gonna 2:14:02.640 --> 2:14:09.960 be over what. Okay, that's good. So you're depicting yourself 2:14:10.000 --> 2:14:15.120 as a spiritual creature. I don't understand fast. That's nice? 2:14:15.320 --> 2:14:16.680 Can I get these made from myself? 2:14:18.960 --> 2:14:19.080 Well? 2:14:19.440 --> 2:14:21.160 Have you here in the middle of us, right next 2:14:21.200 --> 2:14:23.200 to God? 2:14:26.480 --> 2:14:32.080 Jamie Fox, Jamie Fox, Jamie Fox. 2:14:32.280 --> 2:14:34.880 I just think that. I mean, I love Cat Williams too, 2:14:35.560 --> 2:14:37.080 but I think I think I'm gonna go with. 2:14:37.160 --> 2:14:39.400 Jamie Fox influenced me a lot when I was a kid, 2:14:39.480 --> 2:14:42.920 like just watching him on television. His abilities bro from 2:14:43.160 --> 2:14:46.760 being a singer to crossing over to from a stand 2:14:46.840 --> 2:14:48.000 up to sketch. 2:14:47.760 --> 2:14:52.520 To acting to ray What the fuck did I believe 2:14:52.560 --> 2:14:53.280 he was? He? 2:14:55.280 --> 2:14:59.520 I think he thought he was right. He was like 2:15:00.560 --> 2:15:03.000 it was really really just a masterclass. I've never seen 2:15:03.040 --> 2:15:05.080 anything like it. I've probably watched that movie at least 2:15:05.080 --> 2:15:06.640 a dozen times, at least. 2:15:07.760 --> 2:15:09.280 Cat Williams neither Yeah, no, no. 2:15:10.200 --> 2:15:13.360 The other day, let me tell you how infliction influential 2:15:13.480 --> 2:15:15.600 Cat Williams was. The other day, I walked in the 2:15:16.280 --> 2:15:19.560 bike lane, and everyone is very mean in the bike lane. 2:15:19.560 --> 2:15:21.120 I don't know if you know about that. They're like, 2:15:21.200 --> 2:15:24.120 you don't have to bike lane, you don't belong in 2:15:24.160 --> 2:15:24.800 a bike lane. 2:15:24.920 --> 2:15:27.560 So I got a bike lane. When this guy comes 2:15:29.080 --> 2:15:32.520 and he circles around me and I go, you know what, sir, 2:15:32.640 --> 2:15:36.960 I'm sorry. He goes, don't be sorry. And then in 2:15:37.080 --> 2:15:38.120 my mind, you know what I said? 2:15:40.160 --> 2:15:41.400 Did you know what I said? Look at you? 2:15:42.280 --> 2:15:45.280 Because this is how powerful Cat Williams is. So he said, 2:15:45.480 --> 2:15:49.240 he said, don't be sorry. I said, I'm gonna be careful. 2:15:51.200 --> 2:15:56.160 Don't be sorry. And that's how it was. Like the 2:15:56.280 --> 2:15:59.600 dude said don't be sorry, and I just automatic throw 2:15:59.640 --> 2:15:59.880 the pack. 2:16:00.400 --> 2:16:03.880 I want to keep going on that because Cat now 2:16:04.040 --> 2:16:07.960 literally say Walker is hilario, Like he's just fucking classics right, 2:16:08.480 --> 2:16:12.720 and just hanging out with him, like I remember, uh, 2:16:13.480 --> 2:16:15.760 it was like the moment he and Dave like met 2:16:15.800 --> 2:16:16.800 up for the first time in a while. 2:16:16.880 --> 2:16:18.000 I think at the store. 2:16:19.360 --> 2:16:23.000 It was it was no beef anyway, it was no beef, 2:16:23.080 --> 2:16:24.480 but it was beef, but it was no beef. That 2:16:24.600 --> 2:16:25.600 was the funny part of the story. 2:16:25.920 --> 2:16:26.280 Anyway. 2:16:26.320 --> 2:16:29.000 We all went out that night to a diner and 2:16:29.160 --> 2:16:32.640 bro Cat was so generous. He was like serving beal, 2:16:32.720 --> 2:16:35.680 taking care everybody, tipping out like crazy. He's always been 2:16:35.800 --> 2:16:38.680 very every time I've seen him out like that's what 2:16:38.760 --> 2:16:40.600 he's like. He treated me to golf in Houston, like 2:16:40.680 --> 2:16:43.320 he came through. We played golf before I filmed Season one. 2:16:43.360 --> 2:16:45.360 I like snuck out one hung out with him. Okay, 2:16:45.400 --> 2:16:48.080 so yes, it's real real, nice too, bro, but he's 2:16:48.120 --> 2:16:51.880 a real question changing it up. Kat wiels to Dave Chappelle. 2:16:52.320 --> 2:17:01.800 Dave Chapelle, Yeah, yeah, extra shoff take wants to take 2:17:01.800 --> 2:17:04.600 a shot. Let him let him live, bro, let live. 2:17:06.400 --> 2:17:13.879 Is a great actor to that credit great in Atlanta. Yeah, Atlanta, 2:17:14.760 --> 2:17:17.400 she's incredible. Yea, yeah he did. We did. 2:17:17.520 --> 2:17:19.680 Yeah, he won Amy for that and uh we were 2:17:19.840 --> 2:17:21.440 we were out that night. Dave did a pop up 2:17:21.520 --> 2:17:24.400 and he came through. It was like the most for 2:17:24.480 --> 2:17:28.000 that role in Atlanta. I'm pretty sure that's what he in. 2:17:28.040 --> 2:17:30.240 Fact, you know how great, Like I don't think people 2:17:30.240 --> 2:17:30.760 are giving. 2:17:30.600 --> 2:17:33.000 On I know you don't get credit for Yeah, yeah, 2:17:33.040 --> 2:17:35.640 I'm just yeah, I really think that he's incredible. 2:17:35.640 --> 2:17:35.720 Bro. 2:17:35.800 --> 2:17:39.800 There's no doubt they're both very different. Again, it's just 2:17:39.879 --> 2:17:41.640 that grew up on Jamie. It's a little different. I'm 2:17:41.640 --> 2:17:48.000 gonna take this very personal. Yeah, Okay, Curby Enthusiasm. 2:17:49.320 --> 2:17:57.000 Half man can't pause. That's a pause bro, it's not 2:17:57.120 --> 2:18:03.400 gonna Curby enthusiasm. Kirby enthusiasm. Question, it's Kurby enthusiasm. 2:18:05.760 --> 2:18:05.800 No. 2:18:06.640 --> 2:18:09.879 I like, well, first of all, in his world seinfeldt 2:18:09.959 --> 2:18:12.640 is there's some some foul ship going on. 2:18:13.280 --> 2:18:16.400 There's no black people. No, that's my world. 2:18:21.959 --> 2:18:22.000 No. 2:18:22.240 --> 2:18:22.840 It was just like. 2:18:25.879 --> 2:18:27.600 Like I'm like, you know, my. 2:18:30.879 --> 2:18:34.680 Genuinely has nothing to do with whatever Seinfeld has said, 2:18:34.840 --> 2:18:37.320 like him saying, you know, somebody uh. 2:18:38.720 --> 2:18:39.360 Catching him off? 2:18:39.440 --> 2:18:46.560 No, No, it's not in seinfeld confus situation. He started showing. 2:18:48.480 --> 2:18:57.200 Everything objectively objectively. I I love uh, Kirby Enthusiasm. I 2:18:57.280 --> 2:18:58.840 think it's the one. I like the fact that it's 2:18:59.040 --> 2:19:02.200 ed you. It's you know, it's more real and unfiltered, 2:19:02.400 --> 2:19:04.280 like you say whatever you want, and it is a 2:19:04.360 --> 2:19:07.000 lot of it is improvised and you can just see yeah, 2:19:07.120 --> 2:19:10.280 curb that's yeah. Now to say, like, you know, whatever 2:19:10.360 --> 2:19:13.879 I feel about side, it doesn't matter. It's still objectively 2:19:14.080 --> 2:19:17.680 as a show. The structure, the characters, I mean, it's 2:19:17.720 --> 2:19:21.800 all about like Kramer, George and Elaine and those are 2:19:21.879 --> 2:19:22.920 like really I. 2:19:22.920 --> 2:19:26.560 Can count the amount of black people, Yeah, somebody. 2:19:26.320 --> 2:19:26.680 I don't know. 2:19:27.320 --> 2:19:31.560 That's why Jamie had very racist all of us kind 2:19:31.560 --> 2:19:37.320 of racist the Pakistan. Yeah, it didn't works. 2:19:37.360 --> 2:19:39.560 Definitely Curb. I'm a Curb guy for sure. I'm here, 2:19:39.840 --> 2:19:41.200 So you are you going with? 2:19:41.760 --> 2:19:45.400 First? I love Seinfeld the show. I remember I saw 2:19:45.480 --> 2:19:48.119 the first episode air live on TV because I saw 2:19:48.200 --> 2:19:50.400 him on Johnny Carson and I went to watch the 2:19:50.440 --> 2:19:51.800 show and my mom walked and she's like, what the 2:19:51.879 --> 2:19:55.080 fuck are you watching? Like Seinfeld in the like the eighties. 2:19:55.600 --> 2:19:58.520 But I like Curb better. And the reason why is 2:19:58.600 --> 2:20:02.640 because the way Curb works is there's no script. There's 2:20:02.680 --> 2:20:03.440 no script for Curb. 2:20:03.640 --> 2:20:18.640 There's no script. It was not improviser's very that's he 2:20:18.760 --> 2:20:19.080 wrote that. 2:20:19.720 --> 2:20:22.360 Yeah, that's Curve has a lot of people on. 2:20:22.400 --> 2:20:25.000 The show, but surely, like the mind you could tell 2:20:25.160 --> 2:20:27.800 like once you watch Curve, you're like, okay. 2:20:27.600 --> 2:20:30.280 Yeah it makes sense reality show. 2:20:30.520 --> 2:20:32.440 Yeah yeah, Curve is. 2:20:34.000 --> 2:20:36.240 Watched the first episode. The first episode was the trailer, 2:20:36.320 --> 2:20:39.640 which wind up being a pilot, Like he didn't even 2:20:39.680 --> 2:20:43.360 want to be there, like like it was real HBO execs. 2:20:43.400 --> 2:20:46.800 They had to switch switch them to actors. Oh yeah, 2:20:46.840 --> 2:20:49.320 because he was He's pissing them real HBO execs. All 2:20:50.160 --> 2:20:53.280 He's like, you got three hundred million who is doing 2:20:53.280 --> 2:20:54.160 this reality. 2:20:54.760 --> 2:20:55.920 Take you for hundred million? 2:20:57.320 --> 2:20:58.160 Short episode? 2:20:58.240 --> 2:21:01.400 Yeah, no, no, no, that's the episode is when he 2:21:01.480 --> 2:21:05.680 met that guy that first So when he went to 2:21:06.240 --> 2:21:08.640 they went to the delivery store and they got the 2:21:08.760 --> 2:21:13.160 orders respect. Don't play with me, listener, I felt Kirby enthusiastic, 2:21:14.840 --> 2:21:15.440 don't with me. 2:21:20.840 --> 2:21:24.480 I was like, we're getting this very details. I love 2:21:24.520 --> 2:21:27.520 common time. No, I love comedy. We're right. You throw 2:21:27.600 --> 2:21:28.240 me under the buses. 2:21:28.360 --> 2:21:31.000 Yeah no, no, no no, but because what you have 2:21:31.120 --> 2:21:32.880 been able to do. But listen, finish this, finish this, 2:21:32.959 --> 2:21:34.400 and then we get back to that. Let's go to 2:21:34.480 --> 2:21:37.440 the last one, last one, last one. This is my favorite. 2:21:37.480 --> 2:21:40.200 I'm not going to leave the witness. Loyalty or respect. 2:21:43.879 --> 2:21:44.760 You gotta have both. 2:21:45.560 --> 2:21:51.680 They can't. They got to coexist together. You have to 2:21:51.760 --> 2:21:55.680 say you have to say both. You have to say both. 2:21:55.760 --> 2:21:58.520 You can't have one without the other. I believe you can't. 2:21:58.760 --> 2:22:01.960 You can't be loyal on somebody without expecting. But I 2:22:02.040 --> 2:22:03.760 believe that. Yeah, yeah, I believe. 2:22:04.240 --> 2:22:08.760 Yeah, this was full. Yeah, it was. Well, you guys 2:22:08.800 --> 2:22:09.720 are like watch brothers. 2:22:09.800 --> 2:22:13.320 I just noticed that. Yeah, they text each other and. 2:22:13.520 --> 2:22:17.600 Them put the watch on as soon as he said yeah, 2:22:18.000 --> 2:22:22.280 he said, well, that's the Oyster beat. It's very that's 2:22:22.360 --> 2:22:25.039 very it's very dope watch right there, very dope watch Man. 2:22:25.400 --> 2:22:27.280 He's great, the green Let's let's get it to watch 2:22:27.320 --> 2:22:29.680 that you have on right now? It's the Sea Dweller. 2:22:29.720 --> 2:22:31.080 It's the fifty years Swellow. 2:22:31.120 --> 2:22:34.040 But that but that's not an oyster flex band, is it? No? No, 2:22:34.200 --> 2:22:36.280 I did. I did have the Oyster flex Man, but 2:22:36.360 --> 2:22:38.440 I just took it off because I was it's my 2:22:38.600 --> 2:22:41.000 daily watch, okay, so I just this is the one 2:22:41.040 --> 2:22:44.920 I always wear, like, I just don't really watch not yes. 2:22:44.959 --> 2:22:48.840 Not up Marina exactly. Okay, yeah, is that when I 2:22:48.879 --> 2:22:50.160 put a different band on it? Because I was just 2:22:50.200 --> 2:22:51.880 beating the other one in the hell, So I just 2:22:52.000 --> 2:22:53.800 have it. It's the fifty year anniversaries, the one with 2:22:53.879 --> 2:22:55.160 the red writing on it in the middle. 2:22:55.440 --> 2:23:00.360 It's nice. Yes, it's bigger than something that's bad side 2:23:00.440 --> 2:23:05.480 because the people go exactly things like ten thousand. I'm 2:23:05.480 --> 2:23:08.520 not sure. Yeah, yeah you know. And is this a 2:23:08.600 --> 2:23:10.880 Rolex Man? Is this? No? No, it's not that. Okay, 2:23:11.480 --> 2:23:15.240 beautiful watch Man where hell good health? I love it. 2:23:15.280 --> 2:23:16.840 It's because I be another one that hell, so I 2:23:16.959 --> 2:23:19.360 just I really don't wear to watch his really I 2:23:19.520 --> 2:23:22.840 like to just yeah, and I got into like old 2:23:23.440 --> 2:23:24.560 visit yeah Vintage. 2:23:24.760 --> 2:23:27.960 We just did an episode about did you Yeah, we 2:23:28.040 --> 2:23:31.400 got the Adam Menta and my boy Lex to borrow. 2:23:32.200 --> 2:23:35.280 They both just guys, but they bites car guys as well. 2:23:35.800 --> 2:23:37.920 But I'm not going that far. I just I just 2:23:38.120 --> 2:23:40.279 know I don't really go that far either. It's mostly 2:23:40.360 --> 2:23:44.400 like related to to airb World is what I'm into 2:23:45.720 --> 2:23:49.040 with the with the crests of whichever country that you 2:23:49.080 --> 2:23:51.320 can get it from. So the king would have like 2:23:51.360 --> 2:23:54.840 we would commission them from Rolex to make watches and 2:23:54.879 --> 2:23:57.800 he would give him to his officers or you know whoever. 2:23:58.440 --> 2:24:01.120 And I'm really into that lately. You know what my 2:24:01.200 --> 2:24:03.280 holy girl watches. I don't know if you know. 2:24:03.360 --> 2:24:05.800 I think I did tell you rainbow and I got 2:24:05.800 --> 2:24:06.840 the Rainbow I already got. 2:24:07.320 --> 2:24:10.880 I got the Rainbow pump protect Oh. I was thinking 2:24:10.879 --> 2:24:13.120 about the Roles roombo oh no no, no protext a 2:24:13.120 --> 2:24:15.520 little bit. It's big homie. So I'm about to get 2:24:15.520 --> 2:24:16.080 the big Homie. 2:24:17.120 --> 2:24:19.959 Did I go through far? I mean, I'm just gonna 2:24:20.240 --> 2:24:21.800 I just want a phone call. Can I get one 2:24:21.800 --> 2:24:24.320 of the what are we talking about. My holy grail 2:24:24.480 --> 2:24:28.199 is the u AE u ae AP. 2:24:28.720 --> 2:24:34.720 Perpetual calendars turquoise faces, not Tiffany, but it's only made 2:24:34.800 --> 2:24:38.240 seventy five for u AE members. And my thing is 2:24:39.080 --> 2:24:41.400 I keep asking watch collectors is this working for me? 2:24:41.480 --> 2:24:44.119 Because I know it's four hunan and forty thousand, it's 2:24:44.120 --> 2:24:46.680 a wait sh but. 2:24:48.560 --> 2:24:51.360 Like, is it worthing for me? Because is it just 2:24:51.520 --> 2:24:51.760 meet it? 2:24:51.879 --> 2:24:53.720 I love it and I may maybe never be able 2:24:53.760 --> 2:24:57.280 to flip this just in case anything happens, or am 2:24:57.320 --> 2:24:59.520 I and my bugget I should have I should have 2:24:59.560 --> 2:25:01.600 took this off market because it's only thirty five. 2:25:01.640 --> 2:25:03.879 But now they offered you one. You said, no, I've 2:25:04.000 --> 2:25:05.440 never been offered okay, but. 2:25:05.520 --> 2:25:08.160 Now it's one of that landed in the US from 2:25:08.240 --> 2:25:11.200 the you know these watched chats that be happening, and 2:25:11.320 --> 2:25:13.480 like I got all these these watching I'm. 2:25:13.400 --> 2:25:15.640 Not as I just realized I am nowhere near on 2:25:15.760 --> 2:25:19.320 your level. I just realized that why I collect them 2:25:19.400 --> 2:25:21.440 and why I like them. You're in a different league 2:25:21.480 --> 2:25:24.279 and you're in the n B A he's. 2:25:25.840 --> 2:25:30.200 And I'm a. I was like, oh my god, this 2:25:30.280 --> 2:25:33.120 guy's on tag whow's watching talking Watchers? It's the whole 2:25:33.240 --> 2:25:34.760 next level of one one. 2:25:34.959 --> 2:25:37.760 Just the plash in the US and so many of 2:25:37.840 --> 2:25:41.240 my chats people they know that I want this, So 2:25:41.360 --> 2:25:46.480 they started off like, Yo, I'll take the FPCE on 2:25:46.560 --> 2:25:46.880 off of you. 2:25:48.080 --> 2:25:51.000 And I'm like, oh, he's speaking in code, watch code. 2:25:54.440 --> 2:26:00.600 You hear me, I'm gonna take that FPS. He's speaking 2:26:00.680 --> 2:26:03.400 Japanese to me at this point, I don't know, I 2:26:03.400 --> 2:26:06.880 don't know. I'm not saying I'm impressed. I'm like wildly impressed. 2:26:06.920 --> 2:26:07.800 He's definitely into it. 2:26:08.320 --> 2:26:12.920 Yeah, this is second season made you emotionally stressful. 2:26:13.879 --> 2:26:17.160 Yeah, it was emotionally stressful. Yeah. How is that so? 2:26:17.480 --> 2:26:20.560 Because me, as the outside of looking at it, inside 2:26:20.560 --> 2:26:25.640 of looking out, season one looks successful. Season one seems successful. 2:26:26.080 --> 2:26:28.840 It was successful. So how does that make you go 2:26:28.959 --> 2:26:31.600 into a stressful state going into season two? 2:26:32.480 --> 2:26:34.960 I mean, I don't know if you've looked at the 2:26:35.000 --> 2:26:39.720 news lately, but it's been it's been, you know, the 2:26:39.920 --> 2:26:43.119 utter decimation that is happening in Gaza while being uh, 2:26:43.760 --> 2:26:49.480 you know, a Palestinian created television show with Palestine leading 2:26:49.560 --> 2:26:51.039 Palestine family within the show. 2:26:51.440 --> 2:26:53.720 It's it's a lot to carry. 2:26:54.040 --> 2:26:56.440 There's a tremendous amount of way to carry What do 2:26:56.520 --> 2:26:59.280 you talk about when you're not talking about and how. 2:26:59.200 --> 2:27:01.240 Do you not talk about? How do you have to like? 2:27:01.400 --> 2:27:03.840 Yeah, So there was like decisions that I made throughout 2:27:06.200 --> 2:27:09.480 the writing of the show, specifically for season two, that 2:27:10.920 --> 2:27:12.920 where I felt were like best to tell the story. 2:27:13.040 --> 2:27:17.320 My dedication was to the family. My dedication was to 2:27:17.400 --> 2:27:19.680 be authentic and grounded, like do you talk? Okay, I 2:27:19.720 --> 2:27:21.840 got to start over this is this is a lot 2:27:21.920 --> 2:27:28.400 to like cover but you're saying, so after the writing strike, 2:27:28.480 --> 2:27:31.320 we went back into the room. October first, October seventh happens, 2:27:32.080 --> 2:27:35.840 and of course you know, the whole world is up 2:27:35.920 --> 2:27:36.360 in arms. 2:27:36.480 --> 2:27:39.480 It's after COVID O prize to COVID saying before October 2:27:39.520 --> 2:27:40.680 seventh and Israel will happen. 2:27:41.240 --> 2:27:44.640 Okay, okay, yeah, so October seven happens. 2:27:44.680 --> 2:27:47.360 And then like I'm writing a show about a palace 2:27:47.400 --> 2:27:51.440 to nean family, and you know, everyone wants you to 2:27:51.520 --> 2:27:53.640 talk about the events, not talk about the events you 2:27:53.680 --> 2:27:56.520 should or shouldn't. So I had to really think about it, 2:27:56.840 --> 2:28:00.400 and so I did attempt to do so, like to 2:28:00.680 --> 2:28:03.160 write a world post October seventh. But that was a 2:28:03.320 --> 2:28:07.880 very like really unwise route because by the time you 2:28:08.000 --> 2:28:09.800 film the show and put out the show, a whole 2:28:10.160 --> 2:28:14.240 entire year plus has passed, so you could be dating yourself. 2:28:14.879 --> 2:28:16.680 And then second of all is like, if you do 2:28:16.920 --> 2:28:21.039 talk about that particular event, the whole show becomes about 2:28:21.080 --> 2:28:25.000 that event. And then if you do it, if you do, 2:28:25.440 --> 2:28:27.320 you know, go into it and talk about October seven, 2:28:27.320 --> 2:28:30.119 then you don't have any contexts on what was life 2:28:30.360 --> 2:28:34.720 like pre October seventh for a Palestinian, right, you know? 2:28:34.920 --> 2:28:39.240 So I just kept my focus on what I know 2:28:39.920 --> 2:28:44.320 and what if I experienced firsthand, and that was was 2:28:44.400 --> 2:28:45.320 going to drive the ship. 2:28:45.760 --> 2:28:47.959 Was my own real. 2:28:47.879 --> 2:28:50.960 Life experience, and that's what's going to inform it not 2:28:51.080 --> 2:28:55.439 only mine, but my mother's, my father's, my aunts, my uncles, 2:28:55.720 --> 2:28:57.920 the community around that of course my brother. 2:29:00.200 --> 2:29:03.879 So it just carried so much weight. And even before 2:29:04.000 --> 2:29:06.240 that happened, I lost my aunt, I lost my uncle, 2:29:06.560 --> 2:29:09.640 I lost my brother. Yeah, I talked, I lost my 2:29:09.760 --> 2:29:12.720 brother right before the first season came out, and then 2:29:12.800 --> 2:29:16.360 before October seventh happened, I lost an aunt and an 2:29:16.440 --> 2:29:18.960 uncle was like a mom and another father to me. 2:29:19.480 --> 2:29:22.920 So it was just a tremendous amount of stress to carry, 2:29:23.520 --> 2:29:26.320 not really stress, I would say grief. It wasn't really 2:29:26.440 --> 2:29:27.280 like the stress part. 2:29:27.320 --> 2:29:30.119 It was the grief managing the grief that's happening inside 2:29:30.560 --> 2:29:37.720 while feeling, you know, a you know, a deep love 2:29:38.000 --> 2:29:42.880 for my people and humans as a whole, and connecting 2:29:42.959 --> 2:29:45.600 us and trying to bring something together and making something 2:29:45.680 --> 2:29:48.760 that's so emotionally real and grounded that it resonates. 2:29:49.440 --> 2:29:52.040 And I feel like I did that. 2:29:52.160 --> 2:29:54.400 I feel like I accomplished a big purpose in my 2:29:54.480 --> 2:29:57.640 life for season two, especially with that last episode, and 2:29:58.640 --> 2:30:00.520 I was just even very mindful. You talk about like 2:30:00.600 --> 2:30:02.959 hidding gems within the show. I think some of those 2:30:03.000 --> 2:30:05.720 things like flew over people's heads. Like there was a 2:30:05.800 --> 2:30:09.160 dream sequence that happens in episode eight where there's peace 2:30:09.240 --> 2:30:13.080 throughout the lands coming from my own dreams that come 2:30:13.240 --> 2:30:17.959 from on the plane heading to Tel Aviv and UH 2:30:19.280 --> 2:30:22.160 at some point, at some point, you see the melting 2:30:22.200 --> 2:30:22.680 of guns. 2:30:23.560 --> 2:30:25.720 Yeah. Yeah, you see the melting of the guns in this. 2:30:26.080 --> 2:30:27.080 You see the whole process. 2:30:27.120 --> 2:30:29.360 And I turned into Bob Ross like it's like this 2:30:29.959 --> 2:30:33.240 really abstract dream that I'm having, And then Bob Ross says, 2:30:33.360 --> 2:30:35.600 isn't it fantastic? It's amazing what you could do when 2:30:35.600 --> 2:30:37.640 you change your mind, you can create all kinds of 2:30:37.680 --> 2:30:41.720 happy thoughts. Yeah, that's nice. No more guns, no more wars. 2:30:42.600 --> 2:30:45.840 That's isn't that fantastic? Like, but I'm talking to people 2:30:46.520 --> 2:30:49.240 through Bob Ross. It's the mechanism to say like, hey, 2:30:49.600 --> 2:30:51.520 it's amazing what you can do and you change your mind, 2:30:51.840 --> 2:30:54.280 you know, like that's you can create a happy place. 2:30:54.800 --> 2:30:57.120 And yeah, there's all these like little things that I 2:30:57.200 --> 2:31:01.280 did throughout the season that that were meaningful and every 2:31:01.360 --> 2:31:02.360 second was accounter for. 2:31:02.600 --> 2:31:05.200 Genuinely, every second was accounted for. Is there anything you 2:31:05.280 --> 2:31:09.400 did after the season to be able to try to 2:31:09.520 --> 2:31:12.360 address those things you might have wanted to address? Yeah, 2:31:12.400 --> 2:31:13.360 So that's a special. 2:31:13.480 --> 2:31:16.800 So while World comes out October twenty, when this episode 2:31:16.800 --> 2:31:20.280 comes out, it's already be out. But that was the idea, 2:31:20.600 --> 2:31:27.200 is that in the special, it's meant to address those 2:31:27.200 --> 2:31:30.160 things not only what I felt personally, but also the 2:31:30.280 --> 2:31:32.720 things that are happening around me. So it's not just 2:31:32.879 --> 2:31:35.280 like as a comedian, yes, you talk about the things 2:31:35.320 --> 2:31:39.600 you think but also think about, but also you're a 2:31:39.640 --> 2:31:41.680 student and you're watching everyone around you and you're just 2:31:41.760 --> 2:31:44.400 taking notes and you're seeing what people are talking about. 2:31:44.879 --> 2:31:48.080 And once you mention those things on stage on a 2:31:48.120 --> 2:31:51.119 public platform like that, through that art form, you say 2:31:51.160 --> 2:31:53.320 the things everybody thinks about but never says out loud, 2:31:53.840 --> 2:31:56.480 and that's what creates the vibe. 2:31:56.240 --> 2:31:59.000 And the set, you know. So yeah, but I did that. 2:31:59.040 --> 2:32:01.080 I feel like I did that while world completely and 2:32:01.160 --> 2:32:01.760 I lost. 2:32:01.680 --> 2:32:04.400 My sister three months, a month before I even filmed that, 2:32:04.959 --> 2:32:07.959 and I was so stressed out, and I was obsessed 2:32:08.000 --> 2:32:10.240 with this concept of time, taking us back to the 2:32:10.320 --> 2:32:13.520 watches and how they work, but also as a fundamentally, 2:32:13.640 --> 2:32:17.040 time is undefeated, time is fleeting, time flies, You can 2:32:17.120 --> 2:32:19.960 never go back in time. And I just think about 2:32:20.400 --> 2:32:23.800 my sister, the loved ones, us as human interactions, like 2:32:23.879 --> 2:32:25.920 how we are one another and how I could bring 2:32:26.000 --> 2:32:28.240 that together. And that's why I wrote that bit about 2:32:28.360 --> 2:32:31.960 time literally the day before I started filming the special, 2:32:32.680 --> 2:32:35.560 and it was like four pages and like four pages, 2:32:35.600 --> 2:32:37.600 and I cut it down as much as I could, 2:32:38.200 --> 2:32:41.400 but that I memorized it the day I'm shooting. 2:32:42.080 --> 2:32:42.840 Literally the day. 2:32:42.720 --> 2:32:44.680 I'm shooting, I'm in the green room, I tell my 2:32:44.760 --> 2:32:47.160 managers like almost if don't let anybody like, I'm just 2:32:47.600 --> 2:32:50.880 gonna be sitting here just memorizing what I wrote, and 2:32:50.959 --> 2:32:52.920 also you got to capture the emotionality of it. 2:32:52.959 --> 2:32:53.880 And be real direct. 2:32:53.959 --> 2:32:56.440 Anything out of order, it's like it's a big wordplay, 2:32:56.800 --> 2:33:01.200 you know, associated with it as well. So I memorized. 2:33:01.240 --> 2:33:02.760 I had a teleprompter. I told him to turn off 2:33:02.800 --> 2:33:05.760 the teleprompter. I've never used the teleprompter for stand up. 2:33:05.760 --> 2:33:07.880 It should be natural. So I turned that thing off 2:33:08.480 --> 2:33:11.440 and I just like said fuck it, and I got it. 2:33:11.840 --> 2:33:12.640 I ended up getting it. 2:33:12.720 --> 2:33:13.560 It was very very. 2:33:15.280 --> 2:33:17.360 I couldn't believe I did it. Actually, I couldn't believe. 2:33:17.400 --> 2:33:21.280 I wrote a whole bit the day before and uh, 2:33:21.640 --> 2:33:26.000 and I ended up. And it's the closer. It's the 2:33:26.200 --> 2:33:29.560 entire closer. Yeah, I can't wait. 2:33:30.720 --> 2:33:31.680 You see that all the time. 2:33:32.480 --> 2:33:34.760 Was that a good recap? That was fire? 2:33:34.879 --> 2:33:37.039 It was just I was I was skipping around like crazy. 2:33:37.120 --> 2:33:40.000 And once you see the time better, you gotta see this. 2:33:40.320 --> 2:33:44.840 I'm really really And that's the close. It was two things. 2:33:46.720 --> 2:33:47.640 It's like a dedication. 2:33:48.040 --> 2:33:48.200 One. 2:33:48.959 --> 2:33:52.199 We're on our way here. But listen to all your interviews. 2:33:53.480 --> 2:33:55.400 I want in one of the interviews, you just. 2:33:55.400 --> 2:33:57.879 Said, man, I want to fuck this guy up when 2:33:57.879 --> 2:34:01.560 I see him. What do you think I do my 2:34:01.640 --> 2:34:04.680 research and I'm gonna se you. Okay, that's fine, go ahead, and. 2:34:07.160 --> 2:34:13.000 Today you get the privilege. I'm watching two seconds. You 2:34:13.080 --> 2:34:14.480 watched a minute in ten seconds. 2:34:15.200 --> 2:34:20.520 It was the Netflix part. Yeah, it's yeah, as they 2:34:20.560 --> 2:34:20.880 see you. 2:34:23.560 --> 2:34:23.920 That's okay. 2:34:24.080 --> 2:34:28.240 That's not close to one. And this, this, this puts 2:34:28.280 --> 2:34:31.160 me in a weird position, because why do you say 2:34:31.200 --> 2:34:34.560 that one doesn't put sight from a weird position. 2:34:34.800 --> 2:34:38.600 No, no, I'm gonna tell you watch I'm gonna tell 2:34:38.600 --> 2:34:42.640 you why. It puts me in a weird position. Probably 2:34:42.840 --> 2:34:47.600 this a long time ago. I don't know when. But 2:34:47.680 --> 2:34:48.480 I have a friend of mine. 2:34:48.520 --> 2:34:54.240 His name is called Arab Can Arab Can, Arab King Ken. Yeah, okay, 2:34:57.400 --> 2:34:58.520 if you know him, you know him. 2:34:58.680 --> 2:35:02.920 But he has a bunch of us all on a 2:35:03.000 --> 2:35:03.560 group chat. 2:35:04.840 --> 2:35:06.400 And I don't want to name these people. 2:35:07.640 --> 2:35:11.119 When I when I tell you, and I guess that's 2:35:11.160 --> 2:35:14.120 when the war started to break out. It was like 2:35:14.160 --> 2:35:16.200 I want all of y'all to kind of like say, 2:35:16.480 --> 2:35:18.320 free Palestine, right. 2:35:20.800 --> 2:35:23.320 Is the person I'm referencing also that you're referring to 2:35:24.360 --> 2:35:27.080 that group chat? No, he was not, not that I 2:35:27.200 --> 2:35:28.879 know of. Maybe I didn't have his number at the time, 2:35:29.000 --> 2:35:31.040 So you know how you know only the numbers that 2:35:31.160 --> 2:35:36.600 you did. You have a numbers you have. I had 2:35:36.640 --> 2:35:38.720 didn't understand that, and I had. 2:35:41.080 --> 2:35:43.400 Kind of like got out of my own controversy, so 2:35:43.480 --> 2:35:47.760 I didn't really understand what was going on. But I realized, 2:35:47.760 --> 2:35:52.560 you know, how serious a rap can was. And I 2:35:52.680 --> 2:35:55.480 believe that was the last group chat that all of 2:35:55.600 --> 2:35:56.920 us ever had together. 2:35:57.240 --> 2:36:00.720 Oh wow, deestimated the entire group chat. Is he kind 2:36:00.760 --> 2:36:02.760 of like took a stand, and that's my man, Like 2:36:03.040 --> 2:36:05.960 I love him. The stand was that all y'all better 2:36:06.000 --> 2:36:07.520 say free Palestine. 2:36:07.240 --> 2:36:11.400 Or he was basically I think he was an alternate, 2:36:11.800 --> 2:36:14.280 but he was like, I need y'all help, right, And 2:36:14.640 --> 2:36:17.280 a lot of us that's like you. That's like you're saying, 2:36:17.720 --> 2:36:20.119 it's like you being from the Bronx and the person 2:36:20.240 --> 2:36:23.240 describing to you beef in Brooklyn. It's just like, even 2:36:23.320 --> 2:36:28.360 though it's fucking twelve minutes away, it's a totally different perspective. 2:36:28.440 --> 2:36:36.920 So I have to say it, arect, I'm agreeing with you. 2:36:37.440 --> 2:36:39.160 But what I'm trying to say I'm writing down a 2:36:39.200 --> 2:36:42.360 simplistic way. It's like when you're dealing with industry people 2:36:42.480 --> 2:36:45.040 like like we were involved and attached to so many 2:36:45.120 --> 2:36:48.960 different things, and we like it was like post it 2:36:49.080 --> 2:36:54.280 now and most people were just like they just didn't 2:36:54.320 --> 2:37:01.280 know what to do. Fast forward, we keep hearing the 2:37:01.360 --> 2:37:04.680 same thing, keep hearing the same thing. I jog every morning, 2:37:05.080 --> 2:37:11.160 I see uh, missing people posters posted on on on 2:37:11.280 --> 2:37:12.279 the wall. It's crazy. 2:37:12.480 --> 2:37:14.240 I don't know what's going on. What's going on? 2:37:14.760 --> 2:37:18.200 You skipped a lot though ahead, Yeah, no, I so 2:37:18.480 --> 2:37:20.520 what I'm saying, I just definitely tell you it's very 2:37:20.560 --> 2:37:21.879 important to be very very. 2:37:21.840 --> 2:37:26.360 Specific in these moments. Yes, things can be taking a 2:37:27.640 --> 2:37:29.600 yeah October. 2:37:30.800 --> 2:37:33.240 So there's a lot of history in generally so so 2:37:33.480 --> 2:37:36.080 one of the famous things is, you know, we get 2:37:36.120 --> 2:37:38.800 to see you know, we get to go on social 2:37:38.840 --> 2:37:41.960 media and a lot of people could teque a person 2:37:42.120 --> 2:37:45.840 that I'm pretty much cool with, pretty much called my family, 2:37:45.879 --> 2:37:46.959 pretty called my friend. 2:37:49.600 --> 2:37:59.120 College. Now, something that's very real special starts out with 2:38:00.160 --> 2:38:04.160 what God say it don't be scared. 2:38:05.800 --> 2:38:09.879 He's yeah, but that's what you said, right well, first 2:38:09.879 --> 2:38:13.000 of all, and then and then and then you know, 2:38:13.120 --> 2:38:16.680 off top for me, we walk in and you say, 2:38:17.200 --> 2:38:19.880 you know, you look at Boris and you say, you know, 2:38:20.400 --> 2:38:23.400 Boris looks like me. It's a little bit and Boris says, man, 2:38:23.400 --> 2:38:25.320 you look like me to a little bit, right, but 2:38:25.480 --> 2:38:29.039 then me, I kind of thin. 2:38:29.080 --> 2:38:34.760 You in college. Yeah of course. Yeah, So now joke 2:38:34.800 --> 2:38:35.520 in my life. 2:38:35.720 --> 2:38:37.240 I would like to be quiet, and I would like 2:38:37.280 --> 2:38:38.320 to you to explain. 2:38:41.560 --> 2:38:46.360 Yeah, so he skipped over a lot first. It's very 2:38:46.440 --> 2:38:52.280 very important. These are like the normal uh as Palestinians, 2:38:53.480 --> 2:38:55.320 the things we experience happening around us. 2:38:55.440 --> 2:38:57.640 It's been happening a long time. There's a lot of 2:38:57.760 --> 2:39:01.440 history there. They've been fighting for thousands years. Oh my god, 2:39:01.520 --> 2:39:05.480 like this shit, which is like fucking nausea. All right, 2:39:05.480 --> 2:39:07.400 it's nobody's fault directly. 2:39:08.080 --> 2:39:15.640 It's just like what the the regularly scheduled program is 2:39:15.720 --> 2:39:17.000 the same word. It's over and over again. 2:39:17.080 --> 2:39:19.680 So that's what gets captured in the culture, right, what 2:39:19.959 --> 2:39:24.119 happened after October seventh is just like this big veil 2:39:24.160 --> 2:39:27.200 has been lifted to show that to a mass mass 2:39:27.320 --> 2:39:29.720 level because it's been it's happening for a long time. 2:39:29.840 --> 2:39:33.160 The occupation itself, what palsie endure, the fact that there's 2:39:33.160 --> 2:39:34.080 an apartheid wall. 2:39:34.480 --> 2:39:42.120 Every single every single you know, respected. 2:39:44.520 --> 2:39:49.960 Institution on earth that makes these judgments are saying this 2:39:50.080 --> 2:39:53.360 is an apartheid. Palestins can't walk on the street going there. 2:39:53.440 --> 2:39:57.520 Gadz has been getting bombed for like nineteen years before 2:39:57.640 --> 2:40:04.080 this October seventh attack had And yes, it's a horrible thing. Yes, 2:40:04.720 --> 2:40:07.199 all of that is obviously, it's like a normal human 2:40:07.240 --> 2:40:10.480 reactions say that is a terrible thing. That doesn't erase 2:40:10.720 --> 2:40:15.480 as well the seventy five plus years of you know, 2:40:16.280 --> 2:40:21.640 unfair treatment of Palestinians, apartheid, being occupied under not even 2:40:21.680 --> 2:40:22.720 able to live your life all that. 2:40:22.840 --> 2:40:24.360 So that's been happening, right, So. 2:40:24.400 --> 2:40:27.040 It all comes out to the service October seventh, and 2:40:27.120 --> 2:40:30.120 I'm using, you know clearly, like it's very very important 2:40:30.120 --> 2:40:31.360 to note this and I don't want this to be 2:40:31.440 --> 2:40:36.960 cut out like this requires like a really you know, 2:40:37.400 --> 2:40:41.680 in depth conversation outside of alcohol respectively, you know, to 2:40:41.800 --> 2:40:43.280 have it to make sure we're clear so we're not 2:40:43.360 --> 2:40:45.840 fucking up, because it's very very important and be like 2:40:46.040 --> 2:40:51.199 mindful of the whole situation, but also with the Palestinians, 2:40:51.640 --> 2:40:55.480 the history and being precisely important. So just speaking on 2:40:55.560 --> 2:40:59.000 the culture of what's happened since October seventh, is that, Hey, 2:40:59.320 --> 2:41:01.400 why don't you speak why are you afraid to speak out? 2:41:01.440 --> 2:41:04.240 You should say something that's its own thing. There's a 2:41:04.280 --> 2:41:07.080 lot of pressure that comes with that, being who I am, 2:41:07.440 --> 2:41:09.000 there's a lot of pressure that happened with that. I 2:41:09.040 --> 2:41:12.960 feel like people were very impulsive sometimes and very angry, 2:41:13.040 --> 2:41:15.640 and understandably so, and how they're posting and going about it. 2:41:16.000 --> 2:41:18.880 It's also important to be mindful, and it's really important, 2:41:19.080 --> 2:41:21.920 really difficult to be patient, even for a week or two, 2:41:22.080 --> 2:41:24.360 just to see how things unfold so you can truly 2:41:24.480 --> 2:41:27.800 articulate yourself, because there is a responsibility with how you 2:41:27.920 --> 2:41:29.720 post and where you put out into the world that 2:41:29.840 --> 2:41:32.000 could be interpreted a certain way, looked at a certain way. 2:41:32.360 --> 2:41:37.280 But when it's a complete decimation of a civilian population, 2:41:38.120 --> 2:41:41.840 when the entire area is going, when I you know, 2:41:42.920 --> 2:41:44.480 I always knew I was gonna make it, but I 2:41:44.560 --> 2:41:47.080 never thought it was gonna be under these circumstances. Where's 2:41:47.120 --> 2:41:50.680 Sipher seeing this I'm holding, you know, meeting with kids 2:41:50.720 --> 2:41:54.200 that are just like lost limbs but still cheerful coming 2:41:54.240 --> 2:41:56.720 from Gaza. I'm old little kid that's three years old, 2:41:57.080 --> 2:41:59.119 missing his leg. You can tell, like the way he's turned, 2:41:59.160 --> 2:42:01.200 and I was like he lost his mother as well. 2:42:01.640 --> 2:42:05.560 There's people who have told me they've lost over two 2:42:05.640 --> 2:42:08.040 hundred relatives. I met with someone the next day that 2:42:09.000 --> 2:42:09.920 I was like, what's wrong with him? 2:42:09.920 --> 2:42:11.600 I asked the question. I saw him like had a real, 2:42:12.200 --> 2:42:13.840 like this gaze in his eye. 2:42:13.920 --> 2:42:16.760 He's lost, right, And he's just like, oh, he's just 2:42:16.840 --> 2:42:19.960 lost thirty seven family members yesterday and one night. 2:42:20.600 --> 2:42:23.119 And he's like, God, what you are just still keeping 2:42:23.200 --> 2:42:23.920 his faith in he man. 2:42:24.080 --> 2:42:27.960 Now that being said, all these things are happening that 2:42:28.080 --> 2:42:31.160 I did a very very quick summation of that. Please 2:42:31.240 --> 2:42:33.680 forgive me if I miss something, and I know I 2:42:33.720 --> 2:42:37.000 missed a lot, but just to capture just how fucked 2:42:37.040 --> 2:42:39.080 up this thing is happening. And you have the most 2:42:39.560 --> 2:42:43.320 famous figure in the world this happens to be Palestinian, 2:42:43.400 --> 2:42:47.560 which is DJ Khaled, and everyone just sees he's completely silent, 2:42:48.360 --> 2:42:51.279 and not only on top of that, the people are starved, 2:42:51.360 --> 2:42:54.480 don't have food, don't have access to things, and he's 2:42:54.520 --> 2:42:57.160 showing how much food he has, how much it's not 2:42:57.280 --> 2:42:59.840 even like, Okay, you're not gonna say anything, Well, don't 2:43:00.480 --> 2:43:03.840 fucking be so grotesque with this, because this is so insensitive. 2:43:04.120 --> 2:43:06.160 Everybody looks like a lot of a lot of Palasan 2:43:06.280 --> 2:43:07.640 can look up to you. How would you do this 2:43:08.120 --> 2:43:10.360 now if your people are being decimated down the street, 2:43:10.360 --> 2:43:11.320 wouldn't you say something? 2:43:11.640 --> 2:43:17.920 Wouldn't you acknowledge that exists? Advocate if he's not a politician, 2:43:18.240 --> 2:43:20.320 Like I don't want to be a politician either. I 2:43:20.360 --> 2:43:21.720 don't want to be that. You're a human being. 2:43:21.720 --> 2:43:24.000 I don't want to be a gross I'm not a politician. 2:43:24.040 --> 2:43:26.720 He should not be a politician says anything about politics. 2:43:26.959 --> 2:43:29.320 It's a simple thing. But like, this is horrific. I 2:43:29.440 --> 2:43:33.480 am so torn up about this happening. Just like he's 2:43:33.560 --> 2:43:36.800 doing the polar opposite. Something you gotta you have to 2:43:36.840 --> 2:43:39.120 say something, and how you say it and when you 2:43:39.240 --> 2:43:42.280 say it is everything you know. So it's just like 2:43:42.560 --> 2:43:45.880 what he could have gained as a real human right now, 2:43:45.920 --> 2:43:49.240 I see as a caricature, like George Lopez is saying, 2:43:49.320 --> 2:43:53.800 Oh rapaos, this guy's This guy's a young Mexican American 2:43:53.840 --> 2:43:56.800 stand up comedian. That's like, you know, doing this thing 2:43:56.879 --> 2:43:58.640 you should show left to. You should know who he is, 2:43:59.160 --> 2:44:02.280 you should acknowledge look at like, at least know who 2:44:02.360 --> 2:44:04.000 they are. You don't have to be like best friend 2:44:04.040 --> 2:44:06.200 with them, but that's how you lift each other up 2:44:06.440 --> 2:44:09.160 and for you not tacknowledge that whole thing and then 2:44:09.280 --> 2:44:12.200 to go about yourself in that way makes it look 2:44:12.280 --> 2:44:15.760 really bad. Now that being said, what me opening the 2:44:15.800 --> 2:44:19.959 show DJ call is not intended to be like for real, 2:44:20.040 --> 2:44:20.960 like for real fuck you. 2:44:21.959 --> 2:44:23.240 It's how the people feel. 2:44:23.800 --> 2:44:26.320 There's a reason why literally all over the planet when 2:44:26.360 --> 2:44:27.720 I do that opening line. 2:44:27.879 --> 2:44:32.640 People are just like because I that's how they actually feel. 2:44:33.360 --> 2:44:35.960 They're like most of the people they know your struggle, 2:44:36.120 --> 2:44:37.440 like where they come in to see you're. 2:44:37.360 --> 2:44:39.600 One of your Palestinian, where your family comes from. 2:44:39.600 --> 2:44:43.760 There you do that, you it's just like it's uh shocking, 2:44:43.879 --> 2:44:45.600 it's over, it's like beyond shocking. 2:44:45.680 --> 2:44:48.640 It's so people, it's unforgivable. Now, that's how they feel. 2:44:48.640 --> 2:44:51.360 And I'm just as a commentator on the culture. You 2:44:52.520 --> 2:44:56.520 you say, what's what everybody's thinking about, and that's what 2:44:56.640 --> 2:44:59.480 that is also too. And so if you introduce me 2:44:59.600 --> 2:45:04.080 so when he see the guys completely not there, you know, 2:45:04.520 --> 2:45:06.520 like as far as conversation though I don't even know 2:45:06.560 --> 2:45:08.920 if it's I don't know who's the real cat, Like 2:45:08.959 --> 2:45:10.640 I don't know, does he really walk around like that? 2:45:10.640 --> 2:45:12.600 I don't know, football, But are you supposed to connect 2:45:12.600 --> 2:45:13.840 with him because you probably. 2:45:15.160 --> 2:45:17.440 Because like I'm just just be honest with you. 2:45:17.800 --> 2:45:21.760 I remember it's not about white here, but I remember 2:45:21.800 --> 2:45:25.439 my wife used to introduce me to like her her girlfriends. 2:45:26.120 --> 2:45:27.920 The boyfriends like to try to hang out with him, 2:45:28.280 --> 2:45:34.320 but he smokes weed. I'm like, you know, it's way deeper. Yeah, 2:45:34.800 --> 2:45:37.320 Like that's like saying a black guy like like just 2:45:37.360 --> 2:45:40.400 because he's black. I'm just I'm not sure off a month. 2:45:40.560 --> 2:45:42.840 Yeah, but you have the black man, no though, right, 2:45:42.959 --> 2:45:44.800 I got that nod, you got the black you see 2:45:44.840 --> 2:45:46.879 a black man, I got that club. 2:45:47.440 --> 2:45:49.760 You didn't see that when you see another area, Like, 2:45:49.840 --> 2:45:53.440 I don't know what's said, and I'll be keep some 2:45:53.640 --> 2:45:56.440 kind of acknowledged and pros fucking dope what you're doing 2:45:56.520 --> 2:45:59.320 like in the in in that world and this world. 2:45:59.360 --> 2:46:01.680 I just wanted to just be like, I'm probably, let's dope. 2:46:01.840 --> 2:46:04.119 Have you accomplished in this world and genre? Like people 2:46:04.200 --> 2:46:06.200 look up to you and the fact that you don't 2:46:06.200 --> 2:46:09.760 even acknowledge that it's crazy. Your man, so to speak, 2:46:09.879 --> 2:46:13.920 is that the top African American standup comedian can't be 2:46:14.400 --> 2:46:17.920 friends with the best hip hop artists and they overlap 2:46:18.000 --> 2:46:19.240 their both in the entertainment industry. 2:46:19.360 --> 2:46:20.480 How would you not know each. 2:46:20.320 --> 2:46:23.320 Other Kanye David Chappelle where they wearing the bear all 2:46:23.360 --> 2:46:28.360 that ship like that's a that's a fan. Yeah, exactly, 2:46:29.080 --> 2:46:30.959 it's a community that you build that you can build 2:46:30.959 --> 2:46:32.640 off that. The fact that you don't even acknowledge that 2:46:33.280 --> 2:46:36.840 was is very, very hurtful. So so not saying that 2:46:36.920 --> 2:46:39.840 he has a responsible that he has to live his life, 2:46:39.840 --> 2:46:40.760 he has to make a living. 2:46:41.840 --> 2:46:46.360 Those things some way too. His position, right, he is 2:46:46.400 --> 2:46:47.000 in his position. 2:46:47.600 --> 2:46:50.560 That's that's that's actually that's actually put it in his 2:46:51.400 --> 2:46:54.160 Why do you think he's not speaking out? 2:46:54.560 --> 2:46:56.200 I don't know, he can only say that I don't know. 2:46:56.280 --> 2:46:56.800 Okay, he's not. 2:46:57.760 --> 2:46:59.800 You know, everyone that's on the streets is like, oh, 2:46:59.840 --> 2:47:02.360 he's worried about his money. You know. 2:47:02.480 --> 2:47:04.960 That's what the word is between Like I asked them, 2:47:05.000 --> 2:47:07.400 I don't assume what somebody else is going through and 2:47:08.120 --> 2:47:09.760 if he is going through in light. So I also 2:47:09.800 --> 2:47:11.640 at the end of the special, I opened the door. 2:47:11.720 --> 2:47:15.120 I'm not I'm not like saying fuck you, I'm gonna 2:47:15.160 --> 2:47:17.400 fuk you up. It's probably what I feel like happened 2:47:17.400 --> 2:47:21.680 when you read is me riffing on stage trying to 2:47:21.760 --> 2:47:25.920 find the joke before I early version of that, and 2:47:26.000 --> 2:47:27.000 I'm just working it out. 2:47:27.080 --> 2:47:29.160 That's I told you. No I'm saying. 2:47:30.520 --> 2:47:33.040 I'm saying that, Yeah, I'm working out the joke. What 2:47:33.120 --> 2:47:35.280 it is because of what I was noticing is that 2:47:35.400 --> 2:47:37.200 there's a lot of things going on. And that's why 2:47:37.240 --> 2:47:39.680 it's such a part of the special. It's not it's 2:47:39.760 --> 2:47:42.119 my own first hand experience. It's what the people are saying, 2:47:42.520 --> 2:47:45.720 why people feel how they feel, not just Arabs. I'm 2:47:45.760 --> 2:47:48.840 telling you, like and I in Dublin, it was like 2:47:48.879 --> 2:47:50.120 one hundred percent of white people, bro. 2:47:50.600 --> 2:47:52.560 Everybody. When I said that they understand it right away. 2:47:52.560 --> 2:47:56.680 I'm talking about everyone that understands what's going on, knows 2:47:57.360 --> 2:47:59.480 that they don't like him for they can't believe it. 2:47:59.640 --> 2:48:02.440 And if find it really over the top without even 2:48:02.560 --> 2:48:05.920 like mentioning, you know, he'll understand what he's doing. He'll 2:48:05.959 --> 2:48:09.360 communicate in different ways, like love is the only way, 2:48:10.040 --> 2:48:12.080 you know. I know he's trying to He's like trying 2:48:12.120 --> 2:48:13.880 to tell people like love is only way is how 2:48:13.920 --> 2:48:17.320 we can persevere. But love is not just enough to 2:48:17.879 --> 2:48:20.680 solve everything, you know, It's just. 2:48:20.720 --> 2:48:24.720 Not This isn't me as an outsider who's who was 2:48:24.879 --> 2:48:27.000 very close to cal It and now I'm close to 2:48:27.080 --> 2:48:29.920 Mo and then I feel caught in a bad position. 2:48:30.600 --> 2:48:32.480 I'm telling you, trying to be Switzerland, but you're not. 2:48:32.600 --> 2:48:36.640 I'm just story from what I did Mark, from what 2:48:36.760 --> 2:48:37.359 I see. 2:48:38.879 --> 2:48:39.280 I see. 2:48:39.480 --> 2:48:42.240 I don't know if he knows this or not. Cal It, 2:48:42.720 --> 2:48:44.200 I don't know if he knows this or not. But 2:48:44.440 --> 2:48:49.039 me with this guy for the last year, those people 2:48:49.120 --> 2:48:52.840 that come see him and they express it are very 2:48:53.160 --> 2:48:57.520 hurt about DJ Khalen. You know what I'm saying that 2:48:58.160 --> 2:49:01.840 when he says that on stage, I can't speak for him. 2:49:01.879 --> 2:49:03.879 I can't speak for him. I'm watching as an outsider, 2:49:03.959 --> 2:49:06.600 and I'm watching the audience and they're very because they 2:49:06.680 --> 2:49:09.000 say it after the show. They like what they say. 2:49:09.040 --> 2:49:10.880 You know him, right, I go, yeah, I know him. 2:49:11.280 --> 2:49:13.520 Why does he say anything? I can't answer that. I 2:49:13.560 --> 2:49:16.680 don't know why, but they're very hurt. That's somebody from 2:49:16.760 --> 2:49:21.840 that culture, that from that place. However, you say it correctly, 2:49:22.360 --> 2:49:25.720 and I know more than anyone else you can. I 2:49:25.840 --> 2:49:27.480 know more than everyone else because I wrote with him, 2:49:27.480 --> 2:49:29.800 and I hear all his conversations with all these different 2:49:29.840 --> 2:49:32.920 people we had a conversation with these doctors that were 2:49:33.000 --> 2:49:35.080 on the ground in God's I have to leave the room. 2:49:35.160 --> 2:49:38.280 Wrong started crying, and like, I'm watching these people when 2:49:38.280 --> 2:49:39.959 they speak about Calid. They're very hurt. 2:49:40.800 --> 2:49:43.960 So I don't know how, but maybe let's let me 2:49:44.040 --> 2:49:47.080 be Devil's advocate one more time. Maybe, And I know 2:49:47.200 --> 2:49:50.280 I'm gonna sound very naive right now, but just hit 2:49:50.360 --> 2:49:54.520 me out. Maybe he knows it, but he doesn't know it, right, 2:49:55.200 --> 2:49:56.160 Is that a possibility. 2:49:56.520 --> 2:49:58.440 I'm just trying to be That's what I've said that 2:49:58.600 --> 2:49:59.680 because I'm trying. 2:49:59.480 --> 2:50:04.720 To be genuinely the case. I don't even know what 2:50:04.800 --> 2:50:06.720 the fuck to make of that, Like, it's such an 2:50:07.320 --> 2:50:10.680 insane thing to say that someone whose pousing doesn't understand, 2:50:10.720 --> 2:50:14.520 especially someone who clearly likes palasing food he talks about it, 2:50:14.760 --> 2:50:17.400 I want to quit a clue ad. It's called called 2:50:17.520 --> 2:50:21.080 m kluba by the way, And just like he's constantly 2:50:21.160 --> 2:50:25.240 referencing Arab food like that, and you know, God bless 2:50:25.400 --> 2:50:26.200 his family, his mother. 2:50:26.240 --> 2:50:28.440 I've seen him poast with his mom. God bless her, 2:50:28.520 --> 2:50:30.880 you know, and nothing like that is so the real 2:50:31.800 --> 2:50:33.480 respect and you have to maintain that. What I was 2:50:33.520 --> 2:50:37.840 saying is capturing what literally that entire universe is thinking. 2:50:37.920 --> 2:50:39.120 Okay, so could I do? 2:50:39.879 --> 2:50:42.560 And the part about Slavish Germany, I'm building a bit. 2:50:42.640 --> 2:50:45.480 Somebody recorded that put that on trying to get baits. 2:50:45.800 --> 2:50:48.360 So how about what does that not mean? I'm just 2:50:48.400 --> 2:50:49.000 trying to think of it. 2:50:49.240 --> 2:50:55.760 I'll do a celebrity chops and kind I'm trying to 2:50:55.800 --> 2:50:58.920 take a solution. Do you think it's left for you 2:50:59.280 --> 2:51:01.320 to be a conversation with you and him? 2:51:01.520 --> 2:51:04.000 Of course, of course that's the whole point. That's what 2:51:04.120 --> 2:51:06.039 the end of the special one, the time bit. I'm 2:51:06.080 --> 2:51:11.600 not he's not I say, he's not the one. It's weird, good, great, 2:51:11.720 --> 2:51:13.920 I said, he's not the only one behind the times 2:51:13.959 --> 2:51:18.080 as many many other ones. I'm not gonna mention names. Seinfeld. 2:51:19.080 --> 2:51:23.040 I believe what you said was I don't care about Palestine. Well, Jerry, 2:51:23.120 --> 2:51:25.640 I care about everyone. And it's better to kill time 2:51:26.040 --> 2:51:29.120 than kill with your time. Festivus for the rest of us. 2:51:29.120 --> 2:51:31.120 I used to watch that show on much simpler times. 2:51:32.480 --> 2:51:34.160 Festivus for the rest of us. I used to watch 2:51:34.240 --> 2:51:36.840 that show on much simpler times. I'm saying, like yo. 2:51:38.520 --> 2:51:39.040 With George. 2:51:39.120 --> 2:51:45.480 Yeah, when George Fidy. 2:51:43.080 --> 2:51:48.520 Think I don't know. That's the whole point everything. I'll 2:51:48.520 --> 2:51:51.760 tell you, I'll tell you. I'll tell you one portion 2:51:51.920 --> 2:51:52.400 of the time. 2:51:52.480 --> 2:51:56.560 Bit so I say, I say the part the part 2:51:56.640 --> 2:51:59.760 before that, I say, I say, if you really care 2:51:59.800 --> 2:52:01.520 about I want another You should check in on each 2:52:01.520 --> 2:52:04.160 other from time to time. My mother always says, if 2:52:04.200 --> 2:52:06.800 you love me, show me. And that's why I'm so 2:52:06.920 --> 2:52:08.320 frustrated with DJ Khaled. 2:52:08.840 --> 2:52:11.520 Okay, he's really no, really, he's Palestini, He's one of us, 2:52:11.560 --> 2:52:14.199 and instead of being with the times, he's behind the times. 2:52:14.440 --> 2:52:17.880 And for this guy, it's always dinner time. I know, 2:52:18.080 --> 2:52:20.600 I know it's a fat on fat crime. I didn't 2:52:20.600 --> 2:52:21.960 want to say this. You know who put it in 2:52:22.080 --> 2:52:22.400 my heart. 2:52:22.640 --> 2:52:23.240 God did. 2:52:24.400 --> 2:52:26.720 But he's not the only one behind the times. There's many, 2:52:26.760 --> 2:52:31.640 many other ones, not gonna name names. Seinfeld, I believe 2:52:31.720 --> 2:52:34.400 what you said was I don't care about Palestine. Well, Jerry, 2:52:34.480 --> 2:52:38.320 I care about everyone. And it's better to kill time 2:52:38.480 --> 2:52:41.800 than kill with your time Festivus for the rest of us. 2:52:41.840 --> 2:52:44.000 I used to watch that show on much simpler times. 2:52:44.360 --> 2:52:46.040 And what does it say about these times that the 2:52:46.080 --> 2:52:51.560 world trusts Miss Rachel more than New York Times. Yes, yes, Welcome, Welcome, 2:52:51.640 --> 2:52:54.240 This is real, real time with moammer. I hate to 2:52:54.280 --> 2:52:56.160 break it to you, folks, but we're all gonna die. 2:52:57.000 --> 2:52:59.600 You could say we're here for a limited time. Only 2:53:00.120 --> 2:53:02.120 time is of the essence. I could go on and on, 2:53:02.320 --> 2:53:06.080 but unfortunately I'm almost out of time because it's prime 2:53:06.200 --> 2:53:08.520 time and the clock's taking. We're on borrow time, and 2:53:08.640 --> 2:53:10.840 every second counts. We're down to the wire, and in 2:53:10.920 --> 2:53:14.240 this life there's no overtime. So I always remember the 2:53:14.320 --> 2:53:17.440 one who transcends space and time. And next thing you know, 2:53:18.040 --> 2:53:20.520 there's no more time. We thought we're a big time 2:53:20.600 --> 2:53:24.760 but we're actually small time, and now we're pressed for time. 2:53:25.040 --> 2:53:26.879 It's a race against time. 2:53:29.320 --> 2:53:29.840 That's one of this. 2:53:30.280 --> 2:53:41.480 Yeahs a race against time, against time. I'm hired up, 2:53:41.480 --> 2:53:44.119 but it's like it's a race against time. And now 2:53:45.080 --> 2:53:48.560 now you're running out of time, and now it's high time, 2:53:48.680 --> 2:53:51.440 it's go time, it's crunch time. It's the end of 2:53:51.600 --> 2:53:56.680 times until next time, myrtle free palace time. That's what 2:53:57.240 --> 2:53:59.200 you gotta watch it to understand the rest of you 2:53:59.240 --> 2:54:00.440 gotta cut that a little bit. 2:54:00.720 --> 2:54:07.360 Sorry already, but it's like it's not but that's the 2:54:07.520 --> 2:54:08.560 that's the thing I left. 2:54:08.800 --> 2:54:10.800 I left the door open because I'm saying, like, yo, 2:54:10.840 --> 2:54:14.080 he's fousting, bro, like what's happening, whatever it is, and 2:54:14.560 --> 2:54:16.480 what I was saying on tours like, no, it's very 2:54:16.560 --> 2:54:20.040 sad because if he feels like he's gonna lose everything, 2:54:20.640 --> 2:54:24.360 when reality is you'll gain everything. And sometimes you have 2:54:24.520 --> 2:54:27.960 to lose everything to get everything. That's just how it is. 2:54:28.320 --> 2:54:32.840 And all the grades have done it, so Muhammad Ali 2:54:33.640 --> 2:54:37.240 grades have done it. So for him, that's like, you know, 2:54:38.800 --> 2:54:39.600 That's what I'm saying. 2:54:39.640 --> 2:54:44.199 It's like, it's okay sometimes just sometimes watches not everything 2:54:44.400 --> 2:54:45.880 you didn't have to be That's what I'm saying. 2:54:45.879 --> 2:54:48.240 It's not nobody's asking him to be that, but just 2:54:48.320 --> 2:54:52.320 not acknowledging that you're even Palestinian to humanize it in 2:54:52.440 --> 2:54:54.959 such a beautiful way. And the fact that he makes 2:54:55.000 --> 2:54:57.360 all these relationships and he has all these relationships, he 2:54:57.480 --> 2:55:01.199 has a big, big opportunity and instead of like tapping 2:55:01.280 --> 2:55:05.840 into that and getting into that, it seems like I'm 2:55:05.879 --> 2:55:09.720 not saying it is seems like you're all about the 2:55:09.840 --> 2:55:12.560 fucking money, and that's what the concern I'm saying. 2:55:12.600 --> 2:55:14.760 That's what it looks like. I'm not annoying as your friend, 2:55:14.800 --> 2:55:17.760 I'm not, and a lot of us are all about 2:55:17.760 --> 2:55:18.080 the money. 2:55:18.240 --> 2:55:22.400 Yeah yeah, I mean like yeah, I'm saying it's well, 2:55:22.520 --> 2:55:24.360 it comes as a price, and then you shouldn't be 2:55:24.400 --> 2:55:27.120 mad when somebody says, okay, DJ, that's what I'm saying. 2:55:27.360 --> 2:55:29.280 And it's not even meant like for real, like fuck you, 2:55:29.560 --> 2:55:31.640 like it does not like that. It's like, hey, i 2:55:31.720 --> 2:55:35.800 know we're all thinking this, you know, like that's what 2:55:36.080 --> 2:55:37.760 the whole thing is about. I know you might want 2:55:37.760 --> 2:55:38.440 to take another drink. 2:55:40.120 --> 2:55:43.120 Okay, I'll bring it the house. That'd be hilarious if 2:55:43.120 --> 2:55:50.400 he just walks out right now, it's actually him. The 2:55:50.480 --> 2:55:55.520 one thing I will say, but I'm not. The one 2:55:55.560 --> 2:55:58.400 thing I will say the only way moment is. 2:56:01.600 --> 2:56:04.720 I don't understand politics, so I don't like, but I 2:56:04.840 --> 2:56:06.280 want to support it when I'm supposed to be. 2:56:06.400 --> 2:56:08.959 I'm saying that you don't support policy. It's not about politics. 2:56:09.120 --> 2:56:11.280 It's about people. It's about human beings. I don't even 2:56:11.320 --> 2:56:13.320 talk about politics. I'm not even talking about politics. I'm 2:56:13.360 --> 2:56:18.040 talking about the whoever's hearts are hardened, you know. And 2:56:18.200 --> 2:56:22.360 you've seen these images on a regular basis where so 2:56:22.600 --> 2:56:27.039 many children so many men, women and children that are 2:56:27.200 --> 2:56:30.760 just completely decimated, literally eviscerated by these bombs and technology. 2:56:31.160 --> 2:56:34.200 I mean, these doctors that they came to the show, 2:56:34.560 --> 2:56:37.720 they're doctors. They're not even palasting, They're from different backgrounds. 2:56:38.080 --> 2:56:40.960 They're talking about how like fucking drones are coming and 2:56:41.000 --> 2:56:46.840 they're like making like sounds of a baby crying. And 2:56:46.920 --> 2:56:49.360 then somebody comes out to think that there's a baby 2:56:49.400 --> 2:56:49.720 out there. 2:56:49.680 --> 2:56:51.959 And they get shot. What are you talking about? 2:56:52.040 --> 2:56:53.800 And then the way the shots are is like it's 2:56:53.840 --> 2:56:57.800 four guns like this, and he shoots, you know, four bullets, 2:56:57.800 --> 2:57:00.000 so he hits all the vital organs with the belamchtungs 2:57:00.240 --> 2:57:03.720 like that, hits all the void of organs. Like that's nuts, 2:57:03.840 --> 2:57:06.320 you know, Like, how do you I'm just trying to 2:57:06.360 --> 2:57:11.039 be a comedian and tell stories, and for some reason, 2:57:12.720 --> 2:57:17.040 I'm in this position and God put me here in 2:57:17.120 --> 2:57:20.080 this scenario, in this situation, and I'm just really trying 2:57:20.120 --> 2:57:22.800 to do the best I can. I mean, the guy 2:57:22.840 --> 2:57:25.320 who helped deliver my son is Jewish. He was hilarious. 2:57:25.560 --> 2:57:27.720 I didn't even realize it was gonna happen. I have 2:57:27.920 --> 2:57:30.360 no problem with Jewish people or anything like this at all. 2:57:30.840 --> 2:57:34.000 It's very very sad to see, like the inability to 2:57:34.120 --> 2:57:37.040 have a conversation, you know, that is so wild to me. 2:57:37.160 --> 2:57:42.200 If you can't even have logic or see me as 2:57:42.720 --> 2:57:47.840 an equal, it's just then you know, we can't even 2:57:48.040 --> 2:57:48.920 be friends, you know. 2:57:50.200 --> 2:57:53.680 Me, I always you know, I'm pretty much probably gonna 2:57:53.720 --> 2:57:57.520 end it with this, but but you know, it's really 2:57:57.560 --> 2:58:01.360 quiet when you can hear the air conditioning, you know why? 2:58:01.480 --> 2:58:01.879 You know why? 2:58:01.879 --> 2:58:07.960 I mean, I would rather discuss it with a person 2:58:08.040 --> 2:58:10.080 like you, like I couldn't like, No, I would say, 2:58:10.160 --> 2:58:12.000 discuss it with somebody much much better than me. 2:58:12.040 --> 2:58:14.480 I'm just a comedian. You know, you should discuss it 2:58:14.520 --> 2:58:16.680 with somebody much much better than me. I can, but 2:58:16.760 --> 2:58:20.560 it's just people that have a very sophisticated knowledge and understand. 2:58:20.160 --> 2:58:22.120 It, you know. No, I'm just staying. I'm around it 2:58:22.240 --> 2:58:23.720 so much because I've been with this guy for a 2:58:23.840 --> 2:58:26.200 long time, and I hear him talking to all these 2:58:26.240 --> 2:58:29.000 different people, and I try to tell him, there's a 2:58:29.040 --> 2:58:32.720 lot of people on our side that don't know anything 2:58:32.800 --> 2:58:36.400 about this stuff. They don't even know where these places are, 2:58:37.080 --> 2:58:38.520 you know what I'm saying. They don't even know where 2:58:38.560 --> 2:58:40.480 any of it. They don't know what you're talking about, 2:58:40.760 --> 2:58:43.240 And like I try to tell them, you can't get 2:58:43.360 --> 2:58:47.200 mad at these people that don't know the situation. You 2:58:47.240 --> 2:58:47.760 know what I'm saying. 2:58:47.959 --> 2:58:48.880 I'm not no, not you. 2:58:49.000 --> 2:58:51.080 I'm just saying, we talked to so many people about this, 2:58:51.560 --> 2:58:53.039 and I'm just like, you gotta. 2:58:53.360 --> 2:58:55.440 How distracted can we all be at the same time? 2:58:55.520 --> 2:58:55.760 That's all. 2:58:55.840 --> 2:59:00.960 That's everybody who's to know, but talk about what's happening. 2:59:01.040 --> 2:59:03.080 And there's like a Mexican guy in the audience, It's like, 2:59:03.120 --> 2:59:05.000 what are you talking about? What's heberting and Palastine bro 2:59:05.200 --> 2:59:05.760 something going on. 2:59:06.400 --> 2:59:11.280 Like his algorithm, you know, religious it's not plenty of 2:59:11.560 --> 2:59:13.680 Palestinian Christians at our Dians. 2:59:13.360 --> 2:59:18.120 Weld there's so many. Yeah, yeah, it's a crazy situation. Yes, 2:59:18.280 --> 2:59:20.200 I just I just try to tell them, don't get 2:59:20.280 --> 2:59:22.040 mad at people if they don't know what's going on. 2:59:22.320 --> 2:59:24.600 Just try to get the message to because yeah, like 2:59:24.640 --> 2:59:27.520 some of his fans he got like in America. We 2:59:27.640 --> 2:59:29.720 was in the Middle East, that was completely different, But 2:59:29.800 --> 2:59:31.960 in America it'd be like a lot of row a 2:59:31.959 --> 2:59:34.320 lot of Palestinians, a lot of Muslims. 2:59:34.000 --> 2:59:38.440 Living there living in America about the shows not the shows. 2:59:38.720 --> 2:59:41.360 But then they'll also be like wild groups of Mexicans 2:59:41.400 --> 2:59:44.440 that just love the show. Yeah yeah, and they're hearing 2:59:44.480 --> 2:59:48.040 all this stuff and they're like what's going on. Yeah, 2:59:48.120 --> 2:59:50.080 they're just like enjoying the comedy show because they're like 2:59:50.120 --> 2:59:54.039 more because like it's a Texas Palasadian Texas and it'll. 2:59:53.879 --> 2:59:54.520 Be like you know. 2:59:54.760 --> 2:59:56.920 And then when we were in Ireland, it's just like 2:59:57.520 --> 3:00:00.240 the Irish people are like one per like. 3:00:00.400 --> 3:00:00.880 Well they could. 3:00:03.560 --> 3:00:06.680 So there's Irish people with Palestinian flags and I'm like, this. 3:00:06.840 --> 3:00:12.240 Is yeah, Irish issue, of course, of course, you know. 3:00:12.680 --> 3:00:14.080 I love Dublin. 3:00:14.320 --> 3:00:16.960 The entire tour has been spectacular, like for real, like 3:00:17.040 --> 3:00:18.840 we I don't know how many countries we hit up 3:00:18.840 --> 3:00:23.240 in Europe, but over a dozen for sure, plus and 3:00:23.360 --> 3:00:25.920 I don't know how many shows, but it just it's 3:00:26.000 --> 3:00:30.840 a it's an extremely diverse crowd. The entire thing was like, 3:00:30.959 --> 3:00:32.840 I mean, Dublin was like it was like a lot 3:00:32.879 --> 3:00:34.240 of places where it was just white people and I 3:00:34.360 --> 3:00:36.360 be walking down the street and must the person receiving 3:00:36.360 --> 3:00:37.840 me like, what are you doing here? I was like, 3:00:37.879 --> 3:00:39.480 I did it, So I just did a show as 3:00:39.560 --> 3:00:41.960 whole it's just you had a show like all the 3:00:41.959 --> 3:00:43.880 white people bought the tickets first, you know, like it 3:00:44.000 --> 3:00:46.440 was it's a it's becoming That's what I'm saying. 3:00:46.480 --> 3:00:49.280 It's like it's becoming a much much bigger thing where 3:00:49.320 --> 3:00:52.480 I've been talking about this stuff and now people are 3:00:52.560 --> 3:00:56.040 like going, oh, oh, I get it, and it's just 3:00:56.120 --> 3:00:56.840 in my stand up. 3:00:56.879 --> 3:00:58.560 But I just like, you know, he does a great 3:00:58.640 --> 3:01:00.920 job of balancing, so let me get the best show. 3:01:00.959 --> 3:01:03.800 That's still funny, bro, It's still a comedy show even 3:01:03.840 --> 3:01:05.400 though he's talking about all this heavy stuff and not 3:01:05.560 --> 3:01:07.720 only the heavy stuff, he's also talking about his family 3:01:07.800 --> 3:01:10.760 and having a baby and all that stuff. But it's 3:01:10.800 --> 3:01:13.800 still funny, which is amazing that he could do that. 3:01:15.440 --> 3:01:17.840 That's like, really the biggest trick is like you have 3:01:18.680 --> 3:01:21.720 something that's incredibly dense, and how do you make this 3:01:21.840 --> 3:01:26.400 into it? Like that's that's like the walking the tyrope thing. 3:01:26.480 --> 3:01:28.520 That's the thing where you look up at the standards 3:01:28.560 --> 3:01:30.560 that you love and you grew up watching, like how 3:01:30.600 --> 3:01:31.240 are you gonna. 3:01:31.040 --> 3:01:31.560 Do this now? 3:01:32.080 --> 3:01:34.560 You know, get yourself out of this thing? You know, 3:01:34.680 --> 3:01:37.119 Like it's that's part of the fun though too, it's 3:01:37.200 --> 3:01:41.600 agonizing was really not fun the whole entire process was 3:01:41.680 --> 3:01:44.240 not fun. Snife saw me, he goes, you're fucking miserable. 3:01:44.360 --> 3:01:46.840 I'm miserable all the time, am I line? 3:01:47.360 --> 3:01:50.240 This year has been roughs crazy rough. 3:01:50.280 --> 3:01:51.960 I had to get off. I think after I finished 3:01:51.959 --> 3:01:53.440 the specially, he looked at me. It was like, I 3:01:53.560 --> 3:01:55.600 see like this thing off of you. I'm so happy 3:01:55.600 --> 3:01:57.760 to see it because he said, he said I missed 3:01:57.800 --> 3:02:00.400 my friend. That shit fucking broke my heart. He was like, 3:02:00.440 --> 3:02:02.440 I missed my friend. I was like, ship man, I 3:02:02.480 --> 3:02:03.240 don't even know who I am. 3:02:03.760 --> 3:02:08.000 Yeah, that's great, that's a good stood stay. We're going 3:02:08.040 --> 3:02:10.720 to go to DJ Cow's house after this all. 3:02:12.120 --> 3:02:13.280 Oh, that would be incredible. 3:02:13.320 --> 3:02:15.720 So you know what, I love the fact you guys 3:02:15.840 --> 3:02:18.760 drink only the best alcohol and also the best water. 3:02:18.879 --> 3:02:19.560 You have to have both. 3:02:19.600 --> 3:02:22.240 The company I want to deal with Mountain Valley because 3:02:22.240 --> 3:02:30.240 this is my wife's favorite water mountain. When I'm parched, 3:02:30.240 --> 3:02:33.000 there's nothing better than a nice Mountain Valley. It has 3:02:33.040 --> 3:02:35.480 the right alkaline levels and it's completely natural, and it's 3:02:36.160 --> 3:02:39.120 in a glass bottle. It's perfect, so there's no microplastic 3:02:39.160 --> 3:02:42.760 that you ingest while having the freshest best water ever. Also, 3:02:42.800 --> 3:02:45.440 a green bottle, which I love because it makes you warm, 3:02:45.640 --> 3:02:48.600 feel smart. It reminds me of olive oil, Mountain Valley, 3:02:49.080 --> 3:02:49.760 get refreshed. 3:02:50.400 --> 3:02:54.880 All right, cut it. Actually it is expensive, bro, I 3:02:54.920 --> 3:03:01.160 have to do it. Go ahead, bro, just give me 3:03:01.200 --> 3:03:03.680 a cut, Bro, give me a cut. Yeah, that that was. 3:03:03.800 --> 3:03:05.800 That was fucking awesome. Do you believe in that water 3:03:05.840 --> 3:03:07.040 ship or no? Yes? 3:03:07.360 --> 3:03:12.240 Yeah, water ship? You mean like makeup of your body? Yes, 3:03:13.120 --> 3:03:18.400 you believe in that water this I don't know why 3:03:18.440 --> 3:03:20.039 I always channeled like Eddie Murphy. 3:03:20.120 --> 3:03:22.640 Yeah you heard that more? Yeah? 3:03:24.879 --> 3:03:26.560 Why you drinking water? Yeah? Of course I believe in water. 3:03:26.600 --> 3:03:29.360 You're crazy, you crazy man. Of course I believe in water. 3:03:29.360 --> 3:03:30.960 Who the hell don't drink water? You gotta have water? 3:03:32.520 --> 3:03:34.880 Would you do? I'm gonna get so many comments about this? 3:03:35.200 --> 3:03:36.080 Killed was then? 3:03:36.600 --> 3:03:40.320 Would you do playing the dude disguise another dude? How 3:03:40.360 --> 3:03:42.760 do you feel about that? As uh as being you 3:03:42.840 --> 3:03:45.640 as a black man in America? That he played that 3:03:45.760 --> 3:03:46.600 r Do you feel about this? 3:03:47.920 --> 3:03:48.320 Killed it? 3:03:52.440 --> 3:03:52.640 Yeah? 3:03:52.720 --> 3:03:52.920 Yeah? 3:03:53.200 --> 3:03:56.760 Yeah he did kill it? Yeah he killed that Robert 3:03:56.800 --> 3:04:03.000 down Jack Black in that movie, killed the ship Cocaine. 3:04:03.920 --> 3:04:09.400 I'll do whatever you want. Remember the whole day he 3:04:09.520 --> 3:04:14.600 did the nutty professor farts over. Remember you don't remember 3:04:14.600 --> 3:04:18.000 what is his seguey? You know that? 3:04:20.040 --> 3:04:20.200 You know. 3:04:22.520 --> 3:04:23.680 Jack Black played the guy. 3:04:23.800 --> 3:04:26.720 He was called mister Farce or whatever, but he was 3:04:26.760 --> 3:04:29.960 playing every single role in that movie. In that sketch, 3:04:30.560 --> 3:04:34.400 that was him making fun of the nutty professor. Oh, 3:04:34.680 --> 3:04:36.840 I'm deep man, Come on, man, I didn't know that. 3:04:36.959 --> 3:04:38.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, catch up man. 3:04:42.120 --> 3:04:48.040 Geography politics, fuck that. I don't give a ship about 3:04:48.120 --> 3:04:52.240 the trade routes? And what is Asia? What is the 3:04:52.280 --> 3:04:55.039 Middle East? What is Africa? What is your I'm her 3:04:55.120 --> 3:04:57.920 fun about know that profestivals for the rest of us, 3:04:58.760 --> 3:04:59.720 I believe I know what? 3:05:00.040 --> 3:05:00.640 So what number? 3:05:00.680 --> 3:05:01.440 What season? That was? 3:05:02.040 --> 3:05:07.120 Some watches watched your son that turboice the Rainbow to 3:05:07.200 --> 3:05:07.840 woman man ah. 3:05:08.440 --> 3:05:10.160 So I'm on this group chat with the f p's 3:05:10.200 --> 3:05:12.640 and I'm like, yo, I want that f feef f 3:05:12.680 --> 3:05:13.240 P I don't want that. 3:05:13.440 --> 3:05:14.600 People. Do you want to come on the market? 3:05:14.800 --> 3:05:16.480 Just let me know what you think about this UAE 3:05:16.800 --> 3:05:19.640 watch is only seventy five minutes. Very important, It's very 3:05:19.760 --> 3:05:23.840 very important. Humbos What the fuck is humbost? Do you 3:05:24.040 --> 3:05:25.720 like chocolate humbos? Pineapple humbles? 3:05:26.080 --> 3:05:27.920 The way you segue from one thing to the other 3:05:28.120 --> 3:05:34.200 is fucking I'm president. This shit is hilarious. Bro, can 3:05:34.240 --> 3:05:36.480 we FaceTime calib right now, let's do it. 3:05:36.959 --> 3:05:37.680 I'll do it. 3:05:37.760 --> 3:05:41.960 No, No, I'm just edit it out. No, I'm doing 3:05:42.040 --> 3:05:44.760 don't do He's gonna be He's gonna be very mad 3:05:44.760 --> 3:05:47.080 at you. No, IoT, you just face silence because you 3:05:47.120 --> 3:05:48.879 know what I want to say that after I want 3:05:48.920 --> 3:05:51.720 to say this. I know who you are. I know 3:05:51.800 --> 3:05:55.040 who you are as a person. I know who you 3:05:55.120 --> 3:05:59.000 are as a person who loves your people, and I 3:05:59.120 --> 3:06:00.920 know we were playing around, but this is not a 3:06:00.959 --> 3:06:04.320 playing around situation. So I would like to approach it. 3:06:04.560 --> 3:06:08.440 Approach you very serious. You know what I'm saying. Because one. 3:06:09.800 --> 3:06:14.000 Me knowing Colin on the other side, I just don't 3:06:14.040 --> 3:06:16.720 feel like I think he knows how to approach it 3:06:16.959 --> 3:06:19.320 or he knows how to go about it now. 3:06:19.800 --> 3:06:22.279 As a person who's been in that situation, who's probably. 3:06:22.120 --> 3:06:24.240 In that situation right now with a whole nother thing, 3:06:25.080 --> 3:06:28.160 sometimes you don't just know how to, like because it's 3:06:28.200 --> 3:06:31.400 a situation, just address it. Sometimes you got to sit 3:06:31.480 --> 3:06:34.000 back and say, oh, fuck, you know, let me think 3:06:34.040 --> 3:06:36.160 about it now. In this situation, I can't relate that 3:06:36.280 --> 3:06:39.880 to that, right, What I'm saying is overall I can 3:06:39.959 --> 3:06:43.280 relate to that, like I can relate to maybe not 3:06:44.360 --> 3:06:49.120 registering the drama when you caught the drama, but I'm 3:06:49.200 --> 3:06:52.720 catching the same drama. It might catch me, It caught 3:06:52.760 --> 3:06:55.520 you on Monday, it might catch me Tuesday night, right, 3:06:56.200 --> 3:06:56.879 still catching me. 3:06:57.200 --> 3:07:00.520 Within that twenty four asters. So that's just all. 3:07:00.560 --> 3:07:01.880 I want to give him a benefit of a doubt 3:07:01.920 --> 3:07:04.600 because I just one man of a sent don't think 3:07:05.120 --> 3:07:07.520 that he's the person that people are describing now. 3:07:07.920 --> 3:07:09.959 No, I'm not describing him as a terrible person. 3:07:10.040 --> 3:07:11.520 I never said this. So you just like you keep 3:07:11.600 --> 3:07:13.480 I feel like you keep going back to the same thing. 3:07:13.520 --> 3:07:16.360 I'm definitely I don't think people. Maybe I can't speak 3:07:16.360 --> 3:07:18.520 for other people, but I don't think he's a terrible 3:07:18.600 --> 3:07:20.840 person or a horrible human being or anything like that. 3:07:20.920 --> 3:07:23.120 I really, I really don't believe that. 3:07:23.720 --> 3:07:26.720 I do think that you know that the world and 3:07:26.760 --> 3:07:28.880 the way season and the commenting on it in the end, 3:07:29.440 --> 3:07:32.680 you know, you just for for not being present at 3:07:32.720 --> 3:07:35.040 all in this situation, not even you know. I wish 3:07:35.160 --> 3:07:38.040 everyone be like it kills me all that whatever it 3:07:38.240 --> 3:07:42.600 is is you're going to have to take some lumps 3:07:42.640 --> 3:07:42.760 for that. 3:07:42.800 --> 3:07:43.840 I think that's the whole. 3:07:45.160 --> 3:07:45.280 Thing. 3:07:45.360 --> 3:07:46.960 I don't even want to keep talking about. Yeah, that's it. 3:07:47.240 --> 3:07:50.160 So I mean for us, because when you go back 3:07:50.160 --> 3:07:52.280 to that and make the people watching the understand it, 3:07:52.560 --> 3:07:55.200 we were done. Yeah, we've done it, because you know 3:07:55.320 --> 3:07:57.280 what we're talking about something else that was more fun. 3:07:57.360 --> 3:07:59.520 It's about giving you your flowers. Man, Like you know, 3:08:02.080 --> 3:08:06.400 I can't tell you how much I thought I knew 3:08:06.400 --> 3:08:11.560 you just for me a special, both of the specials. 3:08:11.879 --> 3:08:15.840 I watched those back to back. I tried to like, 3:08:15.959 --> 3:08:17.800 outdo you like when I met you? I wanted to 3:08:17.879 --> 3:08:19.960 know you, mean like I wanted to be like you 3:08:20.160 --> 3:08:23.240 remember episode seven. I wanted to do that type of 3:08:23.240 --> 3:08:27.000 ship you. I'm like, no, I really appreciate that. It 3:08:27.080 --> 3:08:29.120 means a lot to me because I do it feels 3:08:29.200 --> 3:08:31.320 very lonely out here sometimes. So it's very very nice, 3:08:31.760 --> 3:08:34.280 always amazing to lonely out there. As far as what 3:08:34.400 --> 3:08:36.240 you know, I'm saying, like, just making your show like 3:08:36.320 --> 3:08:37.320 this felt very both. 3:08:38.840 --> 3:08:42.920 It was a it was a very unique connected with people. 3:08:43.400 --> 3:08:46.080 Absolutely no, no, no. The tours where I'm talking about 3:08:46.080 --> 3:08:51.200 the pre right like pre the during the It's like 3:08:51.280 --> 3:08:53.959 going out on a ledge not knowing what's gonna happen. Yeah, exactly, 3:08:54.040 --> 3:08:55.760 And then you watch it and you're like, oh, this 3:08:55.920 --> 3:08:57.640 is I'm very proud of this is. I can't wait 3:08:57.680 --> 3:08:59.240 for this to come out and then to see reactions 3:08:59.480 --> 3:09:01.720 on to you it is you put out an album, 3:09:03.440 --> 3:09:05.800 not a comedian. But when you go on tour, you 3:09:05.879 --> 3:09:08.120 see the reaction from the crowd and you see how 3:09:08.200 --> 3:09:09.000 much of the lyrics. 3:09:09.440 --> 3:09:10.280 Just made it clear to me. 3:09:10.520 --> 3:09:16.600 Today I'm performing the same material, Yes, exactly, material I 3:09:16.840 --> 3:09:21.040 clearly separated, clearly said you're in I'm in one a 3:09:21.640 --> 3:09:22.959 nor we go back to fourth. 3:09:25.360 --> 3:09:25.640 Listen. 3:09:26.400 --> 3:09:30.120 Thank you so much, thank you really appreciate it, man, Sifer, 3:09:30.200 --> 3:09:30.480 thank you. 3:09:30.520 --> 3:09:33.040 For putting out. Thank you. I'm so happy. 3:09:33.560 --> 3:09:35.600 I love you, bro. I feel I'm here with my 3:09:35.720 --> 3:09:37.480 brothers man, all in different worlds. 3:09:37.520 --> 3:09:39.160 So thanks you your flowers. 3:09:39.240 --> 3:09:43.039 Man, because because what you're doing, how you standing tall, 3:09:43.560 --> 3:09:45.560 and where you add in life, it's not easy. 3:09:46.959 --> 3:09:48.920 That ship is not easy. It's not. 3:09:51.000 --> 3:09:55.360 Somewhere everyone else is gonna get in life. And as 3:09:55.400 --> 3:09:58.800 a person who's done this, I was one of the 3:09:58.840 --> 3:10:02.800 first people to work with the Neptunes on a high 3:10:02.840 --> 3:10:05.200 scale level. Not the first people to work with them period. 3:10:06.040 --> 3:10:08.200 There's other people that working them, but I put them 3:10:08.240 --> 3:10:12.400 in my video. I was one of the other first 3:10:12.440 --> 3:10:16.960 people to work with Swiss beats. It's one of the 3:10:17.080 --> 3:10:25.080 other first people to work reggaeton when everyone said you're 3:10:25.080 --> 3:10:29.400 an idiot, you dad do that. And I was also 3:10:29.440 --> 3:10:31.440 one of the first people to work with podcasts other 3:10:31.560 --> 3:10:34.480 than these guys right there, I'm talking about artists wise. 3:10:36.360 --> 3:10:37.480 So with you being. 3:10:39.000 --> 3:10:45.720 First Palestinian comedian like you are the mountain rushmore, the 3:10:45.800 --> 3:10:49.360 mount rushing more for your people, for your or the 3:10:49.760 --> 3:10:56.200 starts with you, that's some fucking real heavy. 3:10:56.640 --> 3:10:57.280 It's that belt. 3:10:57.680 --> 3:11:02.360 Seen them belts, they gave that to us. But your 3:11:02.480 --> 3:11:07.080 belts is around you all fucking day. It's never gonna stop. 3:11:08.200 --> 3:11:09.519 It's never gonna. 3:11:10.879 --> 3:11:11.440 Slow down. 3:11:12.360 --> 3:11:15.640 You are a person for your people. You are a 3:11:15.680 --> 3:11:18.440 person that's representing your people, and you are a person 3:11:20.360 --> 3:11:22.560 that your people put in the forefront and it said, 3:11:22.920 --> 3:11:24.680 this is the person we want for us to talk 3:11:25.680 --> 3:11:29.320 talk to. And I'm telling you that responsibility is very heavy. 3:11:29.720 --> 3:11:33.200 Responsibility is very real, and responsibility is something that we're 3:11:33.240 --> 3:11:36.280 gonna support. Big feel you got big shoes to feel 3:11:36.640 --> 3:11:41.120 and I'm sorry that maybe you don't understand it's you're 3:11:41.160 --> 3:11:47.440 a political comedian, not you're not. But but the fact 3:11:47.480 --> 3:11:50.359 that how you broke down everything that we didn't. 3:11:50.200 --> 3:11:52.440 Understand, it makes you that, like D. L. 3:11:52.560 --> 3:11:56.280 Hugley is a political community, regardless if he wants to 3:11:56.600 --> 3:11:57.320 accept it or not. 3:11:58.120 --> 3:12:01.720 And it's not, no, it's not it's not is a 3:12:01.800 --> 3:12:05.480 wrong word, it's it's the wrong you're all weirdest comedian. 3:12:05.760 --> 3:12:09.720 You're making us aware, yeah, thoughtful comedian. 3:12:10.480 --> 3:12:13.880 Thoughtful awareness, whatever, because you're making us aware to things 3:12:13.920 --> 3:12:15.160 that we don't actually know. 3:12:16.600 --> 3:12:18.720 Well, it's very hard to respond to any of this. 3:12:18.840 --> 3:12:20.040 It just makes me a little itchy. 3:12:22.240 --> 3:12:25.680 I really really appreciate you saying that if I'm just 3:12:25.800 --> 3:12:28.040 too close to the elephant, you know, I can't see 3:12:28.040 --> 3:12:30.960 the elephant, but I understand the significance and the importance 3:12:31.040 --> 3:12:34.040 of it at the same time. Like I'm a comedian, 3:12:34.080 --> 3:12:37.200 I'm a filmmaker, I'm a director, I'm I'm thoughtful. I 3:12:37.640 --> 3:12:40.280 try to be thoughtful in my in my stand up, 3:12:40.360 --> 3:12:43.039 and wanted to talk about at the end, you gotta 3:12:43.080 --> 3:12:45.400 be funny, you gotta know the r form, you love it, 3:12:45.560 --> 3:12:48.000 and you touch upon many many subjects so I do 3:12:48.520 --> 3:12:51.520 protest on this political common thing and the next one, 3:12:51.800 --> 3:12:53.240 I don't even know what I'll do as far as 3:12:53.320 --> 3:12:56.520 stand up is concerned, but you know which direction is 3:12:56.600 --> 3:12:59.000 going to go. But this is, you know, the responsibility. 3:12:59.000 --> 3:13:01.720 I feel like it's just capture the time. Just keep 3:13:01.800 --> 3:13:04.440 going to that. And that's what this special is about. 3:13:04.640 --> 3:13:07.879 But caps this moment in time, and I have zero desire, 3:13:07.920 --> 3:13:10.720 absolute minus fucking minus desire. 3:13:10.400 --> 3:13:11.160 To be known as a guy. 3:13:11.240 --> 3:13:15.040 Damn political commedia at all, whatsoever. I think by nature, 3:13:15.120 --> 3:13:17.840 I think by nature who I am. It just makes 3:13:17.879 --> 3:13:19.440 it that way. Like when I come on this podcast, 3:13:19.480 --> 3:13:21.880 nobody look at it. Look look at this whole product. 3:13:21.920 --> 3:13:23.960 How much politics can they actually take it? 3:13:24.120 --> 3:13:24.160 Like? 3:13:24.520 --> 3:13:28.800 It gets very serious, very good. That's fine, I'm saying. 3:13:28.920 --> 3:13:31.000 I'm just telling you what my sharing with you. So 3:13:31.040 --> 3:13:31.760 she's been not telling you. 3:13:31.920 --> 3:13:36.320 I'm sharing my experience of just trying to do stand up, 3:13:36.360 --> 3:13:39.680 but it always turns into this thing. And and I 3:13:39.760 --> 3:13:42.840 think that this special was to put that to better understand. 3:13:42.959 --> 3:13:45.480 Like you know, but but but let me let me 3:13:45.760 --> 3:13:47.240 big you up before we get up out of here. 3:13:47.680 --> 3:13:51.640 That's a special thing to teach people and to make 3:13:51.680 --> 3:13:55.200 them laugh at the same time. There's nothing like that, 3:13:56.240 --> 3:14:00.040 just so you know that, like like uh uh, I 3:14:00.080 --> 3:14:03.360 don't watch First forty eight because I don't laugh at 3:14:03.400 --> 3:14:05.119 first for well. 3:14:05.080 --> 3:14:07.560 Some of those situations are pretty fun. I mean, not 3:14:07.680 --> 3:14:08.560 the war being. 3:14:11.280 --> 3:14:16.520 But when you can entertain me and school me, it's 3:14:16.640 --> 3:14:18.199 the best fucking thing in the world. 3:14:18.720 --> 3:14:23.520 So that's what I think is your the best trade 3:14:23.560 --> 3:14:23.920 about you. 3:14:24.240 --> 3:14:27.080 It's like, well, that being said, I'm gonna do Dumb 3:14:27.120 --> 3:14:29.240 and Dumber three. I already signed the deal for it. 3:14:29.320 --> 3:14:30.480 I'm gonna I'm just talking. 3:14:30.240 --> 3:14:43.680 About but I just want to say, man, thank you 3:14:43.800 --> 3:14:46.119 man for continue to do what you do. Man, Thank 3:14:46.160 --> 3:14:47.039 you you man. 3:14:47.879 --> 3:14:50.320 Man. We're gonna keep going, Man, we keep going. Man, 3:14:50.560 --> 3:14:52.240 You're exciting to say the only way to go. Thank you. 3:14:52.920 --> 3:14:53.800 Thank you for having me. 3:14:57.920 --> 3:15:01.520 Exactly. 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